Walmart Goddess | Jerry Springer

[@lalapinkland]

Lmfaooo my anxiety is all over the place. The spinning plates, the horse and cow sounds the half of man, the screaming sound effects. Jerry talking shit 😂😂😂😂

[@madiemarsh3046]

"The half of man" omg I'm laughing so hard😭😭😂

[@vamperr]

omg😂😂😂😂

[@Tatorrella]

NOT THE HALF OF MAN😭😭

[@K6tf1sh]

My ADHD is having a stroke watching this lmao

[@smolpeaches2634]

😅

[@alphawoo77]

This is definitely the most confusing episode of “The Jerry Springer show” hands down

[@empresspalpatine8792]

You weren't kidding.

[@epcotman32]

It's all confusing, I'm just glad it's no more.

[@stefanb5266]

Everything happening in the background is hilarious like literally wtf was this episode

[@ddqio7774]

a fever dream is what it is

[@serena1174]

The guy on his hands💀

[@racetrack5614]

Q

[@bignii5x]

😂

[@yourmomamoona]

I swear bro im so confused HAHAH

[@connorray7913]

This show makes me feel so much better about my life😂

[@robins8726]

no kidding, some people alright x) and here i am single and looking for a girlfriend, and having a hard time doing it to, and then i look at this show, and just facepalm myself xD

[@rabbimeatwad3168]

And thats why I keep watching. Damn, looks like she ATE the horse

[@hayleyharris7237]

Me too, this is why I’m single

[@naheemahahmed]

Its fake tho...

[@-UE-PR0]

Well I mean it’s staged

[@myheart715]

“So you’re all sleeping in the same house-trailer I mean house?” Jerry that was dirty 😂

[@evonekky3672]

Yeah I caught that too

[@etherealenergy9471]

Then he says big house to imply she needs more room so she can fit in it.

[@antonysiver]

bro your profile picture sucks

[@szb914]

That cow sound was SO RUDE MAN 😂😂😂

[@missindie4199]

😂😂😂😂very

[@nwaiwe949]

I would cry

[@melissaann1401]

Mooooooo

[@lilraelou183]

My mouth dropped

[@Mikeyboi5353]

It was accurate

[@nataliem1019]

This show is all over the place

[@sneakstatus]

Just like the bride😶

[@scottakanumba1heathen379]

A mime, stripper pole, Rev Schnorr. All they need is a polar bear on roller skates!

[@valeriesanchez3074]

Lol

[@chriswainwright185]

It's unconventional yet very romantic

[@aladynamedSusan]

@@scottakanumba1heathen379 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Amanda-sb5mf]

Whoever controlled that sound board was having the time of their LIFE🙇🏻‍♀️☠️

[@JamesCuevasJr]

That was the Executive Producer Richard Dominick

[@sarahelaine4069]

That person screaming when the audience got quiet had me dead

[@haydynbarnett6922]

lol

[@goldrosexox4579]

🤣🤣

[@sajti83]

That is an effect....just like the horse and the cow. :D

[@Unknown_One92]

I'm still trying to understand this episode 😂😂😂

[@kickrocks7216]

Yo who is the guy with no legs? Mans is coming out so randomly 😂

[@Luthoran]

Lmfao he came outta the wizarding world of Harry Potter

[@industrialcathedral]

Kenny Easterday

[@christopherallen8930]

When they said her name was pearl and he met her at the Walmart, I knew this was going to be entertaining. When she walked out I was not disappointed.

[@dayyana._6672]

FRRRRR

[@christopherallen8930]

@Haley Lambert why

[@aladynamedSusan]

I hollered🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@traceyhateley3925]

@@aladynamedSusan surely this is staged ... Im British🇬🇧, most the guest's seem to be southern American ...

[@justinroberts4720]

@@traceyhateley3925 I actually know this woman, she is from the area I grew up at lmao.

[@breanadorcely5784]

Can we talk about the person that was screaming every time the audience goes silent And the title, i just can't😂😂😂😂

[@keithbubb730]

Im dying at the half a person and spinning plates

[@kay7594]

I’m scrolling through the comments and ur the first person to bring it up everyone actin as if tha shi is normal 😭like y is he spinning plates

[@keithbubb730]

@darkdemon hes cool, just posing funny while the story was told.

[@susmakhanal4075]

The half person you are referring to is Kenny. He passed away in 2016.

[@valeriesanchez3074]

Lol

[@HaleKelsey1]

@@susmakhanal4075 oh no from what? I honestly never knew an injury that bad could be survivable

[@Thbast-en3in]

The rev is ALWAYS drunk it’s so funny every time

[@K6tf1sh]

Yeah, that's the point of the acting bit lmao

[@heather6987]

I'd be drunk to marrying these lunatics lmao I'd bring the bar with me to Jerry n drink while marrying them 😂

[@habibkujabi8112]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍾🥂

[@erinnicole477]

Beard and missing a tooth. "I seen the most beautiful girl" haha 🤣

[@ryanstatt9910]

I'm off to walmart to find my soulmate

[@trinjalise9863]

the sound effects are KILLING ME LMFAO

[@erenyeager459]

Imma keep it 💯 with y'all when she came out my first thought was did she break the horse?

[@ms.mustlovecats1556]

@Gill Bates " When she came out your first thought was, *did she break the horse ? ! ? !* ". 🤔 That was so wrong on so many levels ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😒 But funny as hell ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😊😄😁😆😂🤣

[@junereader7230]

I don't believe she was on a horse. Only a clydesdale would be able to stay on their feet MAYBE .

[@nickyricardo7034]

I thought of Pearl from Blade

[@AzazelFoxx]

I laughed, not gonna lie lol but she looks like she can balance really well actually, from her height to weight ratio, and chances are she was given a horse that was used to heavier riders or pulling more weight. Its possible, but only if you also have good balance :D

[@sharamusica]

Lol all the comments trying not to be fatphobic. She probably broke the horse

[@tanyafeldman-ratner5672]

For TV and five minutes of fame sure he’ll marry her until the reality sets in then he actually has to be a husband to her and faithful

[@something4elissa]

I rate this 11/10 for utter madness and sheer entertainment. Thank you for the upload of this treasure!

[@ryanstatt9910]

Did you mean "udder"?

[@theunapologetic5596]

The cow noises had me rolling on the floor I couldn’t stop laughing

[@natashabeckfresh2198]

I love how the dad and the sister get married like it's just something to do

[@basiiclinda5003]

i seriously can’t with the title lol

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

When Jerry said "here is Pearl", I wasn't expecting Pearl from _Blade._

[@1100100il]

I didnt expect Pearl from spongebob😂

[@simonj1971]

2/5 th's of Jack and a case of beer and he pisses himself??? IN AUSTRALIA WE CALL THAT A WEDNESDAY!!! (Without the pissing!)

[@leshellthomas3894]

The titles are so funny , and the sound effects are so mean 😂😂

[@ivanfu7127]

Holy cow! JS show is getting more and more unexpected with surprises. 😱😱

[@73kenkel]

That’s Jerry springer for ya 😎

[@rlrice4]

This is an old episode 🤣

[@lionuchiha2562]

"Now the cousins and grandkids came together now they'll all be the same people" 😂😂

[@kindawittychic]

The reaction when she came out, poor woman looked like she wanted to kinda cry lol

[@Aaahaaa123]

You can tell I’m a youngin never seen these old episodes with the mime and two handed walking man lol jerry was a early man of culture

[@angelamartin7535]

I’d love for Jerry to do married guests on show and where they at now update dramas!!!💯

[@tanyafeldman-ratner5672]

Pearl obviously doesn’t care that he is sleeping around with whoever no buddy there really seems to care that they’re sleeping around with each other

[@hugostiglitz6823]

Because its all staged and faked are you dense?

[@wolfandthedevil3066]

“No buddy” Lol…wow.

[@cristiangibbs4053]

There was so much happening, from the plates, to the person with the hands, I COULDNT FOCUS

[@Jhihmoac]

"Walmart Special", huh? I'd hate to see the "Amazon Picks" then! 😝

[@jamie_po2176]

she has more beard than me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nelio_lima]

Bro 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@jonasschitt6864]

relatable :/

[@terrytownsend5583]

Downstairs

[@bo2720]

At least the son is adorable He's so cute with his shirt and bowtie

[@raymondjblaze7761]

Not only is David handsome he is humble and not superficial

[@RobertPaulGass]

"...treat her with kindness and infection for as long as ya'll shall live..." 😂

[@zimboloves]

I can’t believe I used to think this show was real when I was a kid lmaoo

[@KDiamond666]

Fr bruh 😩

[@williamparker5351]

BUT WHO COULD COME UP WITH THIS???

[@didi_j4217]

Jerry can we have an update on these people😂😂LMAO

[@anitamccombs4206]

everyone literally just ignored the spinning plates. The hungover hobo reverend. Whatever brand of Indian that was suppose to be. The awful cheap rose buds, most importantly " the most beautiful woman " keeping it all in the family. If she can get someone I sure can. Go catch me a mate in the Walmart 🤣🤣

[@Pbavowler]

Lmao, So now the father and son are now brother in laws.🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[@dallasfarms1907]

People no longer respect the sacredness of marriage

[@thegreatestevil1616]

Because there is none, weddings are a fraud so when the divorce comes the women get all the advantages. Smart people never marry

[@bigbawlzlebowski8886]

@@thegreatestevil1616 incel spotted.

[@PeachesEnRegalia_]

@@thegreatestevil1616 neck beard

[@danfield6030]

@@thegreatestevil1616 That is incorrect

[@danfield6030]

Like that is VERY incorrect actually.

[@timestampthot]

‘David you are wetting more than beds’ - @8:07 DEAD 💀 🤣🤣🤣

[@jada314]

It’s so much going on, from the half man, to the spinning plates then it’s father and son Lhh on top it all Jerry ignorant ass with the sound effects. I fucking love it all!!!

[@ladydemando]

I have never been more grateful to be single. What the actual hell

[@piperadams2571]

This show makes me feel a lot less insecure about my life problems and my body 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tanyafeldman-ratner5672]

I will say that the father is taking it very well and so is the son in marrying her

[@thescrutineer7022]

He knows he will be giving her one soon after 😆

[@lifeofjontay4674]

So we just gone ignore the man walking on his hands oh okay

[@hiccup2056]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[@bluecatjay5229]

Keeping it in the family for sure!

[@heidimorris3684]

Father and son looked like tweedle dee and tweedle dum with those bow ties 😂🤣

[@taylaroberts2679]

this episode is so chaotic for what 💀

[@HaloFlemz86]

Omg classic Jerry, this ep reminds me of Futurama when bender slept with the crushinator.

[@martinprice1637]

Damn it thats all I see now lol

[@HaloFlemz86]

@@martinprice1637 I know right !

[@BasedSockHead007]

The next time people ask me how weird my dreams are in comparison to theirs imma show them this mess

[@constancemosley6257]

They play to much with the horse in the background 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gpraider]

To men fighting over jaba with a beard

[@jonathanjackson63]

The facial hair was the first thing I noticed 🤣

[@merjemcerimovic1261]

She most likely has PCOS, a hormone imbalance, it causes facial hair on women as well as weight gain

[@ghostwalker1741]

bruh the real question is the horse ok? and if Tinder was a thing we need to get this man on Tinder

[@antwantaylor3059]

When Him And His Dad Shook Hands

[@killuminatianonymous5551]

The sound effects had me dying 😂😂😂

[@gettembarbiee1879]

this episode was so chaotic 🤣

[@chavacado5168]

Drunk Reverend, best part.

[@Christian-bz2cn]

That poor horse that she rode on is hopefully in a better place now

[@rebelcharlotte8574]

If she don't fix her eating habits, it's gonna be a short marriage that ends with an RIP at the end.

[@sarelito9202]

But maybe that's why he felt OK about saying I do!

[@ThePlataf]

She's probably got Cushings Syndrome.

[@taylorarant3697]

Am I the only one that can’t help but think poor horse for having that lady on it😂

[@epcotman32]

Reminds me of that scene from Robin Hood: men in tights.

[@GalaxyIsADork]

That half a guy walking around on his hands always gave me the creeps😭

[@ZooieMcChewie]

I was so worried everyone was just gonna ignore wtf was happening in the background. I was so confused the entire time lmaoooo fever dream for sure

[@adreannasears994]

If she can get two men to fight over her so can you 😂

[@carlawilkinson5831]

Anybody can🤣

[@stellashelton621]

I love happy endings!

[@Prosthetic-o9m]

me too especially when my man helps me to get there

[@kayceewalker9743]

I love the drama but wth is going on in the background haha

[@tanyafeldman-ratner5672]

David sister is marrying his father I can’t even. The sister and the father don’t even love each other. I can assure you that within three or four days to a week they’ll be getting a divorce

[@oneproudpeacock6901]

Let's all assume it's fake and get on with our already confusing lives....

[@bokesnmokes]

I don't think Jerry Springer marriages are legally binding.

[@blowingfree6928]

A ceremony is not the legal part of a marriage; a notice of marriage must be given (the banns), certain documents provided by the spouses, the marriage must be entered in the marriage register and signed by each spouse and two witnesses (as well as the Registrar) etc. It varies slightly country by country. None of this was done, or anything like it, for these two 'marriages' so they are not legal marriages.

[@debralavorata546]

Mr.&Mrs. Ed, galloping down the aisle!!

[@aura5822]

So no one gonna talk about how all this random stuff happening on stage

[@DavidDobson1993]

Honestly bring your show to Australia or have an Australian edition 😂 massive fan Jerry

[@ThePlataf]

Trouble is, Aussies are not from a culture where public confessions are considered normal. In USA, it's part of their Puritan heritage to admit sin, ask forgiveness and repent.

[@blowingfree6928]

@@ThePlataf Plus Australia does not have counter-iconic cultural references like Walmart to underscore jokes or provide the humour. Or if it does then no one outside Australia knows about them. The show would not work outside the US.

[@valeriesanchez3074]

That moo sound 😭😝 perfect

[@markplotkin1166]

Oh my God it's the rev snor and la la to! Cool

[@baby_snaps]

i love how they put the sister in the crowd, totally unexpected!! poor walmart has become a cliche

[@theguy4542]

anytime I feel bad about my life I watch some jerry springer and then I don't feel so bad

[@williamseow6431]

We need a reverend shnorr compilation!

[@eringemini7091]

R.I.P. Jerry❤🕊😇

[@koseimari2949]

Wait hold on , so earlier the son and the dad said their reasonings for wanting her , the son likes her for the outside , and the dad likes her for her which is the inside , so she just gonna pick the guy who wants her for her body , and not the one who wants her for her , also wtf is the son thinking , she probably broke the horse back

[@bokesnmokes]

I really doubt she could get on a horse. I think this was one of the fake episodes.

[@sneakstatus]

They both wanted her body

[@sneakstatus]

@@bokesnmokes definitely

[@blasfem0104]

Chubby chaser detected

[@elisahamilton73]

Or she was the horse (feel a bit bad saying that)

[@hannahmuro8]

old jerry springer was the best

[@pamelabogue2687]

What's wrong with Wal-Mart.?? Most people can't afford more expensive things.

[@grlturnedvixen_]

Nothing at all

[@GodWeenSatan]

Some of the people that go there...are pretty scrubby looking

[@maddi3787]

@@GodWeenSatan I mean...you're grocery shopping, not going to the Oscar's lmao

[@kimberlymarie444]

Not everyone looks good in white 😭💔

[@thegreatestevil1616]

Dont be to hard on yourself

[@deeznutz2304]

Dw you look good in a clown suit

[@bluecheese4877]

What a classy show !

[@hc5240]

I remember REVEREND SHWARDS (spelling?) Omg childhood memories fashoo

[@abelle5859]

walmart goddess 💀

[@nomsahabasonda4462]

Pearl kinda remind me of Pearl Mr. Krabs daughter on Spongebob. 😭😭😭 Person screaming in the audience is taking me outtttt.😭

[@Thisismyaccount82]

How does father and son not be angry at each other?

[@tonycollazorappo]

Who is the guy who came in walking on his hands now??? O.o That whole scene just through me off and I was confused after that O.O

[@nykiasmith7404]

Lol I wondered the same

[@Countdown-ct7iv]

Man i feel so sorry for that horse.

[@pdig2963]

I dated a guy that used to piss the bed all the time he was so drunk , The 1st time I woke up and thought I did it lol it was all him 🤣🤣🤣

[@mikescaffo4850]

These people make me feel like iam doing something right and even if I had problems after watching this I would still feel ok about myself

[@MegaWolfsBlood]

When I very first started watching Jerry springer as a kid this was the season that I saw. Haven't seen the guy who walks on his hands or the reverend in years!!! Thank you so much for uploading this!!! I've been trying to find episodes from this Era of Jerry Springer for a long time!!

[@sarelito9202]

Well, neither of them is a picky chooser, that's for sure!

[@tanyafeldman-ratner5672]

Seriously I give this like a month and they’ll be both divorced

[@妮妮-r6y]

WHY IS HE SPINNING PLATESSSS JDGSHDHD 😭😭😭

[@nellyketa1767]

I would love to see where this one ends

[@raiderettechyna8138]

The "Wetting The More Than Beds" comment from Jerry took me out 😂😂😂😂

[@vaeh1954]

0:44 THE HORSE NOISES

[@Blunt.Force.Trauma]

jerry is a savage 💀i love how he just makes fun of people and doesn't give a shit lmao.. R.i.P

[@sonicsbigtoe]

"i don't get it" even jerry was confused what was going on in his own show