Walmart's Return Policy Is Absolutely Insane. Tim Homayoon - Full Special

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Walmart's return policy is absolutely insane, or at least the stories Tim Homayoon tells about his experience with Walmarts return policies are. In This full Dry Bar Comedy special from Tim Homayoon, Tim breaks down everything from Walmart Returns, stealing stuff and growing up in a house full of brothers. Whether you're someone who likes to take advantage of Walmart returns, or you're just someone who likes to laugh, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Tim Homayoon is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@jenniferosburn322
@jenniferosburn322 Жыл бұрын
E = "Enough to get home" I remember those days.
@johncarter9822
@johncarter9822 2 жыл бұрын
Had a friend once that had several small gift cards but he wanted 2 larger gift cards for his kids. Walmart would not let him buy gift cards with the gifts cards. So he went shopping for enough stuff to use up the gift cards, walked straight to customer service where re returned everything. When they asked how he wanted to get paid - two gift cards please............
@tomuchcamoflauge
@tomuchcamoflauge Жыл бұрын
I'm currently a cashier at Walmart and that transaction could potentially work if it were Walmart shop cards to Walmart shop cards, but if they were like the visa prepaid cards it will not run. Technically we're not even supposed to do more than one of the high value gift cards at the register (high risk of fraud), we have to send that customer to the service desk anyway. Then with the prepaid cards you can't pay for the activation fee with the shop cards either. EDIT: An update, you literally can not buy gift cards with other gift cards. I had a couple people attempt to use walmart cards for steam cards and it just declines the sale. so the way to do it is to just use the smaller gift cards and either return it for gift cards, or just get a different couple of cards
@johncarter9822
@johncarter9822 Жыл бұрын
@@tomuchcamoflauge I have no idea on the cards or if he made multiple trips thru the lines. Plus he might have added some cash to the total deal. His goal was to change out cards he did not plan to use to give larger cards to his daughters.
@phoenixspirit9530
@phoenixspirit9530 Жыл бұрын
Here is the loop hole...save all of the receipts you paid by debit card or cash. If you return something you can't get cash back for, take the store credit, go re purchase items that you have cash/debit receipts for and return the newly purchased items, with the cash receipt to get the cash back. Then do as you please with your money.
@jayg1438
@jayg1438 Жыл бұрын
modern problems require modern solutions 👏
@ibleebinU
@ibleebinU Жыл бұрын
Stopped by for the walmart joke, stayed for the show. Lot of funny stuff but the LOL moment when you said "my mother..is a hostage". I wasn't ready for that!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON Жыл бұрын
Thanks I appreciate it!
@pedrohernandez287
@pedrohernandez287 2 жыл бұрын
First time seeing Tim. He’s laugh out loud funny!!!🤣🤣🤣
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much Pedro!
@pedrohernandez287
@pedrohernandez287 2 жыл бұрын
@@TIMHOMAYOON you’re welcome Tim, you had me rolling!!! I hope to see more of your comedy soon! Blessings!🙏🏻🤣🤣🤣
@subhobroto
@subhobroto 2 жыл бұрын
Dry bar jokes are no joke. Hard!
@alistairgene
@alistairgene 2 жыл бұрын
He's like a calmer Bill Burr. 😄
@letsgetreal6402
@letsgetreal6402 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO for the last 15 minutes I've been listening to a 52:00 'ad' that was actually just some dudes comedy special trying hard to figure out the Bill Burr comparison before I looked up and noticed the 'skip ad' button
@kaylamcme2432
@kaylamcme2432 2 жыл бұрын
So happy these are coming out more frequently; I watch every night now!
@andrescalvo4386
@andrescalvo4386 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, it is great :)
@mollysilverman6803
@mollysilverman6803 2 жыл бұрын
I now go looking for new dry bar comedy every day now!😂👍🏻🤣💕😎
@IMMoreThanUSee
@IMMoreThanUSee 2 жыл бұрын
Funny!!! And the lucky charms marshmallow story really got me...I used to take the mini marshmallows and put em on toothpicks. My younger sis and I would give our Barbies a camp out and roast the marshmallows over a candle!! 😊
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you and I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one who roasted those marshmallows!
@beckykay9178
@beckykay9178 Жыл бұрын
@@TIMHOMAYOON no way! I never thought to toast those but now I want to!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON Жыл бұрын
@@beckykay9178 Definitely worth a try
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks to everyone for watching and commenting. I appreciate everyone who gets that these are jokes. I'm on most social media sites like Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and even MySpace since I never deleted it. Just put in Tim Homayoon. All the best to you all. P. S. This Special was taped awhile ago so I know the Dollar Stores are no longer just Dollar Stores anymore.
@willymaykit1482
@willymaykit1482 2 жыл бұрын
You should put down the mic and work at a dollar store.
@majoroldladyakamom6948
@majoroldladyakamom6948 2 жыл бұрын
@@grumpyoldguy584 Says the pot to the kettle. HAHAHAHAHA... 😂 OMGosh!! 🤣 🤣 ROFLING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!! Great way to start my Friday morning.
@parmidasarchami6449
@parmidasarchami6449 2 жыл бұрын
I live in iran so it’s nice to see half-persian comedians like you out there
@dianaoliver8493
@dianaoliver8493 2 жыл бұрын
Can I have your number? Just kidding! Loved the content! And I'm not even an Ex Boy Scout!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
@@parmidasarchami6449 Thank you!
@robertlodge5297
@robertlodge5297 2 жыл бұрын
I love DRYBAR, so I'm always checking for something new. It's been a month or more, this was worth the wait. With my windows open, my neighbors must have wondered what was going on over. I was laughing LOUDLY.
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all the nice comments. I appreciate it!
@AdelMyBell
@AdelMyBell 2 жыл бұрын
As a housekeeper at a hotel some hilarious theft that happened was universal remotes, alarm clocks, but once only once someone took the cord from the TV to the cable box.
@LoudLilDucky
@LoudLilDucky 2 жыл бұрын
Has anyone ever stole the Bible? That’s something that you’re like do I and then you’re like nope definitely end up and a fire climate. Lol
@AdelMyBell
@AdelMyBell Жыл бұрын
@@LoudLilDucky not really, but always check the bible for tips, you'll find Jesus or you'll find $
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 жыл бұрын
"Instead of getting spanked, we got sedated." 🤣
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 жыл бұрын
@@TIMHOMAYOON You're most welcome. ☺️ My late father is Middle Eastern, too, and growing up with him provided plenty of material for funny stories. 😄
@georgevanaken925
@georgevanaken925 Жыл бұрын
Homayoon! I knew a Homayoon. Nicest guy I’ve ever met. He was from Iran. Early eighties.
@kitsunelee007
@kitsunelee007 Жыл бұрын
Short of a death in the family Dry Bar has *always* been able to make me smile if not outright laugh even under the worst circumstances. Thank you Dry Bar for helping preserve my sanity and sense of humor for over 3yrs❣️
@lastfirst3291
@lastfirst3291 2 жыл бұрын
Very good. Takes a lot to remember everything and put all that content together
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks I appreciate it!
@robertlodge5297
@robertlodge5297 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they practice
@robertlodge5297
@robertlodge5297 2 жыл бұрын
That being said, he's hilarious
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
@@robertlodge5297 Thanks Robert!
@lastfirst3291
@lastfirst3291 2 жыл бұрын
Of course they practice, but its still impressive.
@JohnLeePedimore
@JohnLeePedimore 2 жыл бұрын
I saw a pregnancy test at the dollar store so I opened the box and inside was a piece of string. The instructions said to put the string around your stomach and if you can't touch the ends together the test is positive.
@derekskillzdakrazed1973
@derekskillzdakrazed1973 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@TheBBCat
@TheBBCat 2 жыл бұрын
*wheeze*
@gpants3633
@gpants3633 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@still-DJ
@still-DJ 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect gag gift!
@nicolefyfield9022
@nicolefyfield9022 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheBBCat a
@88Shinto
@88Shinto 2 жыл бұрын
I love it when comedians use the mic stand as a prop. This by far, is the best Mic stand prop gag ever! Edit: 3:45
@kitsunelee007
@kitsunelee007 Жыл бұрын
I saw your comment before this bit came up and thank you for making sure I didn't overlook it. You're right it was by far one of the funniest and clever ways to use a mic stand and by far thee funniest I've seen in about 5yrs at least.
@88Shinto
@88Shinto Жыл бұрын
@@kitsunelee007 cheers Fox Lee
@LadyVoldemort
@LadyVoldemort 2 жыл бұрын
This one is a full pack of fresh jokes, I laughed nonstop, even at the parts when the audience was so silence somehow. 🤣 The electric bike (me and ex hubby got an inside joke almost similar to it, I am a chubby gal, LoL), dad's twin and free stuff PMS watch/yarmulke, the whole umbilical cord hummer stroller joke 🤣, kids STD (yes, the cooties), the bumper car (that'd be great!), suicide bomber group hug, follicle fairy, oh man, too many to count! Thank you Dry Bar and Tim Homayoon (I had a distant great uncle named Dr.Humayyun, LoL), I have a great afternoon because of you guys! 🍻❤
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks I appreciate it!
@aprilpiedt2629
@aprilpiedt2629 Жыл бұрын
O
@robertlodge5297
@robertlodge5297 2 жыл бұрын
The Midol watch, GOLD !!
@jenn9592
@jenn9592 Жыл бұрын
Never seen this guy before. He was fresh and original! Like a bunch!!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON Жыл бұрын
Thank you. Means a lot!
@danielem0007
@danielem0007 Жыл бұрын
thats too funny no time out , but fade out
@timhomayoon8685
@timhomayoon8685 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@ashleyclinton3485
@ashleyclinton3485 5 күн бұрын
“Ex Boy Scout!” Hilarious
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 3 күн бұрын
Thank you!
@justinhonse
@justinhonse 2 жыл бұрын
He’s got sone great jokes! Solid! Nice surprise.
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Justin. I appreciate it!
@eddavanleemputten9232
@eddavanleemputten9232 Жыл бұрын
The joke about filling a kid’s room with appliances but not giving them electricity reminded me of a very creative disciplinary measure for teens: don’t take away their devices (cell phone, tablet or laptop). Take away the charger cables and watch them squirm as the battery percentage goes down. I know of several parents who do this. Works a treat with devices nowadays barely lasting one day before needing a charge.
@StephFrandsen
@StephFrandsen 2 жыл бұрын
Guy's hilarious... I'd be afraid to have him over... I'd be missing shower curtain rings, towels, pillows... And tvs ✌️🤣 lol
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@StephFrandsen
@StephFrandsen 2 жыл бұрын
@@TIMHOMAYOON It's a talent though, the way it just rolls one right after another Tim. Nice!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
@@StephFrandsen I appreciate it!
@InstrumentalArcanum
@InstrumentalArcanum Жыл бұрын
Hilarious that even the commercials are walmart ..lol
@theMemphisSnuggler
@theMemphisSnuggler 2 жыл бұрын
"My father is Iranian, my mother is the hostage" 😆
@cutlerj103
@cutlerj103 2 жыл бұрын
If your joking that's hysterical. If your serious, YIKES. God Bless your happy home.
@bettya.flewellen2218
@bettya.flewellen2218 2 жыл бұрын
So wrong but funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙
@MrMaziar58
@MrMaziar58 2 жыл бұрын
But I like his neuyak accent regardless.
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for getting the joke. A lot of people get offended nowadays at that line
@cheetahpurrfect121
@cheetahpurrfect121 2 жыл бұрын
@@TIMHOMAYOON Those of us that remember the Iranian hostage crisis & the suicide bombings still feel it. Millennials on up haven't got a clue.
@suzzanneturner5031
@suzzanneturner5031 Жыл бұрын
You, sir, are an absolutely HILARIOUS Human Homayoon! Following!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I appreciate it
@amremnant
@amremnant Жыл бұрын
My favorite NYC accent 😁... your road rage joke "pre-finger" 🤣🤣🤣. Good stuff!
@timhomayoon8685
@timhomayoon8685 Жыл бұрын
Thank you. I appreciate it!
@kristenannear7110
@kristenannear7110 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is giving me serious Don Rickles vibes
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Don was amazing so I appreciate it!
@subhobroto
@subhobroto 2 жыл бұрын
You're right! Including the physical comedy!
@dianeneal4074
@dianeneal4074 2 жыл бұрын
I just got the comment about wife being a hostage. It caught me off guard because my father collected wives from other countries and they were treated worse than the livestock!! And I kinda sorta helped his hostages escape!!
@adrys2656
@adrys2656 2 жыл бұрын
Thankfully you helped. I think that is the right things. Sorry for your past, hope you overcome the bad things from the past. God bless you
@hermitcrabs
@hermitcrabs 2 жыл бұрын
Light bulbs man, you gota take the light bulbs.
@gregorcollins
@gregorcollins Жыл бұрын
“The price says you’re pregnant before you open it.” 👍
@valerieannshort7109
@valerieannshort7109 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely HILARIOUS! I cracked up at everything! Love this guy!!!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Valerie!
@maryksnyder1155
@maryksnyder1155 Ай бұрын
Lucky Charms without marshmallows is ….. kitty litter! 😂
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON Ай бұрын
Thanks Mary!
@valerieannshort7109
@valerieannshort7109 Жыл бұрын
My second time watching this! Cracked up!!!!!😅😅😅😅
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON Жыл бұрын
Thanks again Valerie!
@valerieannshort7109
@valerieannshort7109 Жыл бұрын
@@TIMHOMAYOON do you have other videos??
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON Жыл бұрын
@@valerieannshort7109 Mostly just on my social media pages. Just put in Tim Homayoon. Thanks
@valerieannshort7109
@valerieannshort7109 Жыл бұрын
@@TIMHOMAYOON ok thanks Tim!
@hansamstel
@hansamstel 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@driggs2109
@driggs2109 2 жыл бұрын
He's HILARIOUS!!! I'd love to see more of him! So clever and different! GREAT pick!!!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much. I appreciate it.
@willymaykit1482
@willymaykit1482 2 жыл бұрын
@@TIMHOMAYOON Keep trying.
@carolstevenson5161
@carolstevenson5161 2 жыл бұрын
Dollar Tree is now Dollar & more store
@ashtonyoshi6811
@ashtonyoshi6811 2 жыл бұрын
$1.25 where I'm at
@dixieboy5689
@dixieboy5689 2 жыл бұрын
$ 1.25 Store.
@patrickelenz8534
@patrickelenz8534 2 жыл бұрын
And they still under pay there employees
@mindsigh4
@mindsigh4 2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnLeePedimore Pound+ now?
@derekskillzdakrazed1973
@derekskillzdakrazed1973 2 жыл бұрын
In Quebec it's called Dollarama or dollar et plus lol Dollarama has stuff from 1.25$ - 4.25$..dollar et plus 1.25$ - 99.00$ lol
@ETComic
@ETComic 2 жыл бұрын
Very funny guy ! Great comic !
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Eric! I appreciate it
@crazysnake1096
@crazysnake1096 2 жыл бұрын
PMS watch…..in stitches.
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@bryanr9533
@bryanr9533 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! It won't let me do an odd amount🥺. this low amount is not a reflection of your comedy but a reflection of my status. 👍
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I appreciate it!
@matokaknox971
@matokaknox971 2 жыл бұрын
That bumper car idea sounds great.
@4nciite
@4nciite 2 жыл бұрын
The home pregnancy tests from the dollar store are the exact same thing you get from the doctors office.
@nonkisibanda4021
@nonkisibanda4021 Жыл бұрын
Fresh material. Nice.
@timhomayoon8685
@timhomayoon8685 Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I appreciate it.
@JOMOPressureWash
@JOMOPressureWash 2 жыл бұрын
Wow the empty toilet paper rolls had me laughing so hard
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks I appreciate it!
@mollysilverman6803
@mollysilverman6803 2 жыл бұрын
Tim, if you’re reading comments; you are SOOOO FUNNY you had me giggling through making breakfast and thank you for that! Every day should start with a laugh! ❤️😎😂👍🏻 Edit to replace a misspelled word.🤦‍♀️
@EndTimesCollapse
@EndTimesCollapse 2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because I listened to Tim before bed. I was feeling stressed and he had me laughing.
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Molly!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
@@EndTimesCollapse Thanks I appreciate it!
@sammcbride2464
@sammcbride2464 2 жыл бұрын
In NY, the CABs honk before the light turns green to make sure you are in drive and have you foot close to the gas.
@TruckTaxiMoveIt
@TruckTaxiMoveIt Жыл бұрын
The show put him up at the Marriott Hotel, really? Impressed
@beatwizerd1976
@beatwizerd1976 7 ай бұрын
Ohan I loved your show dude!! Made me laugh busting a gut over here !! Cheers Tim.
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 7 ай бұрын
Thank you I appreciate it
@bloomingtonjoe
@bloomingtonjoe 2 жыл бұрын
Brad Stine had a very similar bumper cars joke. Still effective 15 years later.
@richardoreas7768
@richardoreas7768 2 жыл бұрын
This jokes are awesome!!!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Richard!
@qww760
@qww760 4 ай бұрын
My son started doing his own laundry at the age of nine. When he first saw the do not eat tide pod warning, he was so shocked and thought it was stupid. His logic was that the only people who would eat them are babies who can’t read or kids can’t read so the warning is no good and anyone who can read shouldn’t need to be warned not to eat them 😂😂makes sense to me😂
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 4 ай бұрын
It's scary what the trends on social media that young generations are following. Glad your son was smart enough to know how bad they are
@jamesc9327
@jamesc9327 2 жыл бұрын
Just watched your video and you are absolutely awesome my friend. You had us in stitches the entire half an hour.
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much James!
@kittyp1569
@kittyp1569 2 жыл бұрын
Love the material & love the gif card ideas!!!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Kitty!
@ashleykorthauer1760
@ashleykorthauer1760 2 жыл бұрын
We got the "flip-you-off-before-they-cut-you-offers" here in Texas, too!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Always love performing in Texas. Great crowds!
@0scJohnson0
@0scJohnson0 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve had it happen to me. I think they are flipping us off because of the inconvenience of having to cut us off.
@jaymartin4166
@jaymartin4166 11 ай бұрын
I lived in Naples Italy for three years,we don't know road rage. It's impossible to get over 30mph and when there's a accident they have a fist fight and go on there way. Back in the day hotels would have there name on their towels.
@RadioStormOKC
@RadioStormOKC Жыл бұрын
Just went to see comedian Tim Homayoon on the the Carnival Dream. He was very funny and entertaining to watch.
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much. The crowd on the Dream was amazing!
@shelbiecarroll9815
@shelbiecarroll9815 2 жыл бұрын
U are so funny enjoyed watching this 😂🤣
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Shelbie!
@kcl060
@kcl060 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@timhomayoon8685
@timhomayoon8685 Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@barowt
@barowt Жыл бұрын
The laugh for the PMS watch joke at 11:48 LoL! The laugh is at 11:56.
@billydemartines5830
@billydemartines5830 2 ай бұрын
Had fun watching live at JR's in Valencia
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 ай бұрын
Thanks I appreciate it!
@jbyepitsme4330
@jbyepitsme4330 2 жыл бұрын
Lol great stand up😄😁😆
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks I appreciate it!
@carolinapichardo2073
@carolinapichardo2073 Жыл бұрын
Is a game 😂🤣😂🤣
@alistarline
@alistarline 2 жыл бұрын
We should all tip this guy he sounds like he’s been doing time in an office and that doesn’t even sound right.
@Itsant33
@Itsant33 Жыл бұрын
He reminds me a bit of Tom Cotter and Sebastian Maniscalco
@88Shinto
@88Shinto 2 жыл бұрын
TIM!...Great set!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I appreciate it
@fleabaglane
@fleabaglane Жыл бұрын
He is good and good timing and has a good flow
@timhomayoon8685
@timhomayoon8685 Жыл бұрын
Thank you. I appreciate it
@SilentRio
@SilentRio 2 жыл бұрын
Found him hilarious up until 10:11 . Only joking haha 🤣 guy is hilarious. Been in want of some genuine laugh out loud stand-up! Cheers Tim and DB.
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@pennyb2245
@pennyb2245 10 ай бұрын
Love the gift card 😂! Funny guy ❤
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 10 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@leahwanjiru8557
@leahwanjiru8557 2 жыл бұрын
You buy a gift card with their gift card🤣
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for watching all the way to the end! I appreciate it
@kevinmaiuri6418
@kevinmaiuri6418 Жыл бұрын
i have a good idea about buying gift cards. Make sure to keep in mind what store or restaurant you are buying from in terms of pricing of the store or restaurant, and the money you put on the card. What I mean by this is if you buy a gift card for someone, put an amount of money on the card that allows the person to use the card atleast a couple of times, instead of being a cheapskate and putting enough on the card for the person to use it once, or not even once without them having to supplement the card balance with their own cash. Doing that is just messed up. Also make sure its to a place the person actually likes, regardless of how you feel about the place. Proper gift giving is where one person gives another person a gift that the person recieving the gift genuinely will most likely enjoy, regardless of how the giver feels about the item given, or the place a gift card was bought from. I'm speaking from personal experience of being on the receiving end of poor gift giving.
@timhomayoon8685
@timhomayoon8685 Жыл бұрын
I definitely agree. Sometimes I'll buy gift cards in bulk to save a little money as well.
@ChristianCarnivore333
@ChristianCarnivore333 2 жыл бұрын
Great show!
@ChristianCarnivore333
@ChristianCarnivore333 2 жыл бұрын
Lol couldn't figure out how to give you an odd amount!🤣
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I appreciate it!
@preciousay7309
@preciousay7309 2 жыл бұрын
good stuff lol
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@christinecrow1410
@christinecrow1410 Жыл бұрын
If my father would have thought about that peddle bike, he would have used it on my brother. Lol. RIP Daddy. Lucky Charms--very funny
@timhomayoon8685
@timhomayoon8685 Жыл бұрын
Thank you I appreciate it!
@mollysilverman6803
@mollysilverman6803 2 жыл бұрын
Omgoodness I just a picture to Daddy day before yesterday of one of my silver hairs that fell out. 😂 And I am not just old; I am REALLY OLD. Per my daughter… 🤦‍♀️🤣❤️ I’ll take being old. Can’t change it! Embrace it! 👍🏻😎💕❤️
@ThatGuy678
@ThatGuy678 2 жыл бұрын
Oh hey it's that ex-boyscout comedian
@vanessavictoriakilmer
@vanessavictoriakilmer 9 ай бұрын
You're very funny We enjoyed your shows - from blue-haired Nicky and his family.
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 9 ай бұрын
Thank you Nicky!
@dianeneal4074
@dianeneal4074 2 жыл бұрын
I had an actual panic attack when I had to get gas yesterday. I go by the miles to empty, I know that once my low fuel starts dinging at me, I need my calculator to figure out how much gas I need to get home! I'm not saying I am a bit po' at the moment and with the evils in charge I eat 1 meal a day and hunt for quarters to do a load of clothes! I just give up to God and Praise Jesus for loving me!
@madelyn5376
@madelyn5376 2 жыл бұрын
I wish great things to happen for you, take care💖
@mrsp8635
@mrsp8635 2 жыл бұрын
@@steffensgary Its one thing to snark at an organized religion follower, but being that disgusting towards someone suffering with food insecurity is grotesque. Im Agnostic, but you just made me hope there is a spot in Hell for you..... Way to go. Dont go choking on that extra meal.
@mrsp8635
@mrsp8635 2 жыл бұрын
@@steffensgary How dare you even say ANYTHING to ANYONE lookin like you hiss at the light anytime Mommy opens the door to your basement dwelling. Stop lyin too. You know dang well you already eat extra meals everydamnday. Wouldn't be surprised if you throw tantrums when Mommy doesn't bring down your 4th bowl of Chef Boyardee quick enough
@Dh-rp7gg
@Dh-rp7gg 2 жыл бұрын
You're not the only one I do the same thing. And the Lord has been there for me many times.
@christianman73
@christianman73 2 жыл бұрын
@@steffensgary Take a look back at your needlessly cruel reply to Diane. Someone who is "doing just fine," as you claim that you are, wouldn't have written such a terribly cruel, snarky comment to a person who is struggling and only able to have one meal a day. Diane is actually doing much better than you are, even with only one meal a day.
@susand
@susand 2 жыл бұрын
Loved it! Very funny! 💗
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks I appreciate it Susan!
@mackenzieallen2762
@mackenzieallen2762 2 жыл бұрын
A Macy's gift card in the drink 😂
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Mackenzie!
@GMITRUCKING
@GMITRUCKING 2 жыл бұрын
He was really good 🔥🔥
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks I appreciate it!
@tsarv7707
@tsarv7707 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! This guy is hysterical!🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks I appreciate it!
@tsarv7707
@tsarv7707 2 жыл бұрын
@@TIMHOMAYOON are you on tour? I am in Utah, but haven't hadn't had the opportunity to go to dry bar, although I watch the content regularly. Are you on social media? I am not the "typical " Utahn, but I loved your set! I'm going to try and support you, I don't have money but I can watch and share! You should be a super star!!😁🤗👍🏼
@Tina_nissi
@Tina_nissi Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@jasonsnider7605
@jasonsnider7605 2 жыл бұрын
Spanking? Don't threaten me with a good time! 😉
@mattbarei9227
@mattbarei9227 2 жыл бұрын
Top quality
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Matt!
@alkinkade
@alkinkade 2 жыл бұрын
Great Job, LMAOROTF Much Love Bud...
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Big Al!
@arlothiaarien3181
@arlothiaarien3181 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about the pregnancy test bit at the beginning - ALL pregnancy tests sold MUST meet certain requirements that include accuracy, so yes, you can get a home pregnancy test from the dollar store and it will work just as well as something you bought at the drug store or anywhere else. The more you know! This was a funny joke, I'm not being that stuck-up jerk who's all like "this joke is inaccurate blah blah blah" but I just can't help sharing a bit of trivia as well ;)
@coltengaines6117
@coltengaines6117 2 жыл бұрын
I wish people could still see downvotes
@orangeboy0001
@orangeboy0001 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Vey funny I have a huawei, sorry cannot tip Brilliant show
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
No problem. Thank you. I appreciate it.
@bonethriller7047
@bonethriller7047 Жыл бұрын
This guy funny!
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@smoothoperator4672
@smoothoperator4672 2 жыл бұрын
This deserved more laughs😂
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Samuel!
@scottheswingman.2423
@scottheswingman.2423 Жыл бұрын
Walmart use to have a no electronics return without receipt. I had a non opened Playstation that I received from my mom after my gf had given me one. Legit Walmart return, they wouldn't give me cash, gift card only. So I took the gift card and purchased enough random junk to cover the amount, then walked over to the return counter and said I would like my money back, I now have a receipt. I thought the managers head would explode, good times.
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON Жыл бұрын
Very smart idea
@d.t.6072
@d.t.6072 4 ай бұрын
Ex Boy scouts love this guy. 😂
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 3 ай бұрын
We have meet up groups 😂
@qww760
@qww760 4 ай бұрын
I always fill up, and always at Costco, unless I am traveling. I never buy food at gas stations or popcorn at movies. I guess that would make me a mythological creature 😂
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 4 ай бұрын
Smart. My wife also has the Costco credit card so she gets cash back whenever she buys gas there
@qww760
@qww760 4 ай бұрын
@@TIMHOMAYOONNot to mention the gas is much cheaper, especially on premium😂. In this economy, I am not going to turn down an opportunity to save ten dollars to fill up a tank 😂
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 4 ай бұрын
@@qww760 $10 buys you a lot at Costco
@jesussaves7973
@jesussaves7973 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂 loved it
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@queenie4937
@queenie4937 Жыл бұрын
I get so embarrassed when hubby take from the cart lmfaooo even if we are still checked in for a couple days 😫
@graffitiking45
@graffitiking45 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks I appreciate it!
@potatoverycold3324
@potatoverycold3324 2 жыл бұрын
Wish I could have done a custom amount
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@roberthunter6380
@roberthunter6380 Жыл бұрын
Just saw this Adonis of a man, live on a Carnival Cruise. To those who leave hate comments are clearly showing your jealousy of this stud muffin of a man. Great job Mit.
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON Жыл бұрын
Hysterical! Thanks Robert
@leejganderson7827
@leejganderson7827 Жыл бұрын
He has like a Bill Burr. Vive to him.. Peace ✌️🕊️✌️ 11.4.2022
@oghash4912
@oghash4912 2 жыл бұрын
Hair 822 😂😂😂 dudes funny 🙌🏼
@TIMHOMAYOON
@TIMHOMAYOON 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks I appreciate it!
@oghash4912
@oghash4912 2 жыл бұрын
@@TIMHOMAYOON :) made my morning
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