Walmart's Worst Customer

[@Hawkforstluver]

"I just got done eating in your store cause i'm to fat to wait till i'm in my car." I lost it there. I've seen that so many times.

[@LightDarkness1001]

They dont even frickin finish eating either they leave all the uneaten food all over the store... when they have trash cans llike every five aisles haha

[@Jurassic0Al]

+Marlon Coelho Shit, at my store try every TWO. And they STILL left the leftovers all over the damn place.

[@shot4_lover4]

Facts

[@ZombifiedDuder]

"Get out of my cussing store, before I really break your arms" LMAO! The monotone delivery just makes me lose it every time on that line. XD

[@krudmuphinstudioz]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE Can't believe i survived working there.

[@foxtech1068]

Circuity City has Alen Wake on sale for 99 Cents

[@ikaraiden4368]

I still work there

[@omggbrianna8274]

M y baby has free speech

[@BlitztheDragon]

"30 cases of tasty soda." So some reason I always lose it at that part.

[@Retroxity]

Ha, well that used to be my life. I could write a book on all the crazy stuff I saw working there.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Randy Christiansen The book would be a best seller!

[@terminaterjohn]

@@Retroxity plz tell us some stories hahaha

[@stephaniegittinger7980]

They used to have the best raspberry soda

[@anti-humanity2157]

"What the cuss?" Ma'am?? im gonna need you to refrain from using that language. llol

[@Storm177]

I could never work as a customer service rep, cashier or any fast food drive up window just because of people like this. I'd be fired the first day.

[@AutoArtemAuto]

A steak at Home Depot? Cocaine is one heck of a drug.

[@observingrogue7652]

Art Artsa She must of confused meat steak, with wood or metal stake. Like the things you stick into the ground for supporting something.

[@Manx123]

@@observingrogue7652 LAYERS

[@boh10666]

you should change the title to "99% of wal-mart customers".

[@Retroxity]

To be fair, not all customers are like this. For every bad customer, there are at least 10 good ones.

[@jurneelove8728]

+Randy Christiansen more like 1/2 good customer for every 1 bad one lol

[@alaric87357]

Is anybody else watching these videos in 2022. I'm sure all these different kinds of customers, clientele still haven't changed in the retail world

[@beslim15]

They've gotten worse!

[@alaric87357]

@beslim15 I believe it...I've been out of grocery retail since mid 2019 and don't miss it much

[@shadowdragon1624]

The 2010s version of a Karen

[@ankor1066]

Karens have always existed, albeit not under that slang term. Entitled people in general.

[@angryhammerite3849]

I miss Xtranormal :(

[@CheesyCat]

"i just got done eating in the store because i was too fat to wait 'til i got to my car" this is what i imagine every customer saying when they hand me an empty bag of food, wrangled up candy wrapper, or any empty bottle

[@bemiatto67]

"I fed my baby today, so he doesn't need any food." XD If you work at Wal-Mart or any kind of retail store, you have my condolences due to the likely possibility you've come across people like this before.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

If there's a sudden increase in the number of idiots, I ask my co-workers if there's a full moon.

[@ToxPhy]

I want to print out pictures of Tom Cruise just to give it to a cashier and pretend they're coupons.

[@XoxEgan]

"I have nothing to do with the deli." "It's your fault." lmfao Walmart customers in a nutshell.

[@jwhitloctombraider]

"Cuss you, you stupid cussing cuss." XD

[@lordjake7421]

This is cussing fantastic. Reminds me of my first job where a guy in my line tried to buy cooked lobster with food stamps. I've dealt with most of what's in the video but never all at once!!

[@Fer-fy8dx]

M-Y baby has free speech

[@Retroxity]

It was such a soul crushing job. I'm glad you liked the video! :)

[@OneRedKansan41]

My baby has free speech lol

[@christianalexandermarion]

wic vouchers in the pharmacy were the best walm customers

[@zoeem5304]

those arent coupons those are pictures of tom cruise printed....lmao

[@armydrummer69]

"Do you like the sweet music my baby makes?"

[@treefrog1985]

70 people never worked as a cashier at walmart.

[@jadenkarr]

Mimir eldius or just never worked any retail job in general

[@PassionOutLoud]

Justin the Bieber 😂 I LOSE IT AT THAT PART!

[@Moneybags10]

“Save money, live better, Walmart” had me literally shitting 😂😂😂

[@sarah_b_555]

This is SO FUCKING ACCURATE, O MY LORD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Walmart cashier for over a year, 2016. 🤣🤣😂 Omf, everything 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Ronnie2389]

This is so accurate, I literally can't breathe 😂

[@SoCalTechMan]

As a cashier, the three things that piss me off the most are: 1) I'm locking up for lunch so I turn my light OFF. I'm finishing my last order, and next thing I know I have someone unloading their groceries in my lane! WTF, there is a reason why we have those light posts in our checkstands they're not just there to illuminate the store. 2)Its early in the morning, the customer's total is $2.50 and they pay with a $100 bill!!...and worse, when they complain about their change being in $5's and $1's. Apparently they think I have an unlimited pile of $20's to give as change at 6am. 3) When their credit, debit, or EBT card gets declined and they start to argue with me. Bitch, its not my fault your broke ass doesn't have money on your bank account! It's not like I purposely pressed a button on my keypad that made your card be declined! Sorry I just had to vent after watching your video. Lol. Well done my friend. 👍👍👍

[@shot4_lover4]

I feel ya man

[@samchu5890]

So true. Consumers are rude and ignorant at Walmart. I work there in HBA department. These idiots stop me from stacking pallets. Asking me can I help them with mixing paint or opening the jewelry case. Morons should know HBA associates don’t mix paint or have the keys to the jewelry cases.

[@emberwings12]

"My baby has free speech" LOL Ugh I hate these kinds of customers

[@inbetweentics]

this is the most hilarious xtranormal video i've seen. i was laughing so hard throughout this whole thing, i honestly had a hard time BREATHING, i haven't laughed so hard in a LONG time. you could write comedy sketches, this was so good. i'm sorry however, that you had to endure this kind of crap. would love to see and hear more if you do others. use the voices they have for them - that's part of what makes it so funny. honestly though, your experiences as a walmart employee say a lot about us.

[@JermaineSam]

What the cuss?!

[@appleluverproductions1037]

Lol

[@anti-humanity2157]

cuss you lol

[@கோபிசுதாகர்]

Unfortunately this is not the worst customer at Walmart

[@Kingsheens]

Dear God the accuracy...this video displays all the reasons I no longer like people and prefer not to deal with them lol Working at Walmart is horrible 😩😩😭

[@Kingsheens]

***** no just typical idiot customers such as yourself who think they're going to waste my time. I've gotten 3 raises in two years so I'm clearly doing my job properly...It's just the dumbasses that make my regret my job choice, such as yourself.

[@michaelm1238]

Shena Turner Waste your time? You get paid to assist customers. You work at Walmart because either you never pursued a higher education or you did but weren't very good at it. Walmart is hell I used to be overnight stock manager. You deal with a lot of shit but that's what you get paid to do.

[@raywhite3161]

***** You're most likely a typical idiotic person who probably hasn't truly worked a damn day in his life.

[@LDTV22OfficialChannel]

The Siri voice and the straight faces are too funny

[@rosegirl0814]

OMG as a walmart employee who started out as a cashier, I can honestly say I've probably heard all of that stuff! of course i didn't respond the way that guy did or i wouldn't still be there! great vid!

[@ithinkmynameismoo5e]

I'm sure I'd be laughing a lot at this. But, since I did a seasonal shift in retail it's just making me cower at the memories. Spot on mate.

[@inbetweentics]

i haven't seen this one in awhile randy. i referred a few walmart employees to this video several months ago. sadly, that walmart is really turning into shit and i can't stand even going there anymore because the employees have now become like the typical walmart customer! if you get anymore jobs like this where you can express your experiences in video form, please upload them. YOU'RE VERY FUNNY.

[@jubilantsleep]

I love how she says "I don't care."

[@razorjake]

XD! Reminds me of what I go throw one a daily basis at Office Depot. And on top of that nonsense, we have a man storming in asking if we have Plexy Glass.... we told him HOME Depot. -_- he started to argue with us.

[@Travisthe616nerd]

Everything in this video is sadly true.

[@Retroxity]

Thank you for the awesome compliment. I'd love to write scripts. I might have to make more of these!

[@captainhero518]

You lost me at the Home Depot steak sale...LOL! Priceless!

[@tkreikon6122]

This is so accurate it hurts. I've chronically been behind these people every time I go out.

[@indigothecat]

Every Walmart has express lanes, the problem is that customers don't care, and CSMs and other managers are too afraid to tell a customer to go to a different lane. The Express Lanes at Walmart almost always say "20 items or less" if not fewer, they do not have conveyer belts like the normal registers, the bag-wheel only has room for 3 hanging bags, whereas the normal registers have room for 6, and the Expresses are also the ones closest to the store Entrances so the customer can leave faster.

[@colbycity2843]

This is so cussing hilarious! LOL HAHAHAHAHA

[@RandyRyoMaclean]

Oh my gosh... this is my entire two years at Walmart all rolled up into one little video! I hate customers!

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

LOL, she chose magazines and makeup over food for her baby.

[@sarahwright7076]

It's quite accurate.

[@ToxPhy]

The only thing missing is the obviously underage kid who tries to buy tobacco.

[@LightDarkness1001]

Yep all true... all frickin true. Especially the eating food around the store. They would leave their uneaten food and trash in the shoe boxes in my department... Its not the workers who are bad its the customers it realy... really is haha

[@TheSillySaxon]

I was behind a huge lady at walmart who was trying to just read off a list of prices for all her items, and was just listing off completely random crap. After she left I told the walmart employee that all this stuff is free at my neighbor's house

[@Retroxity]

@75hilmar I picked 2 animals and just added the words in. I didn't really try to plant some hidden meaning.

[@willdav713]

You just described Austin's Arboretum! LOL!!!! This is the funniest video I ever watched. I hate those reusable bag idiots. Your Walmart cartoon should have said "OMG you have so many coupons so the normal shopper that needs to purchase 1 product won't because you hoarded it all?"

[@isambo400]

Some people bags smell like they were left in a body bag with a dead cat and 500 cigarette butts

[@ikaraiden4368]

I work at Walmart (just reached my 2 year mark a couple months ago), and this video could not be any more true!

[@Darialan]

You forgot the complaint about the apple totes. I used to be a cashier and they'd be like "It's 99 cents a tote," when it reads ".99/lb." And then they argue that the sign doesn't say that and then you need to actually prove it to them by calling someone to get the signs, so they can explain to the customer that it says by the pound.

[@Brian6587]

"Like a thousand fists are punching at it"🤣

[@serious22]

I've worked at walmart for 11 years I think you pretty much got everything. Amazing. You even referenced WIC! I actually work customer service & one of the most annoying things is when people ask to do a Western Union. Ugh I hate that!

[@aqueenaija]

Yes, they are express lanes in Walmart, i work there! they have 10 and 20 items or less express lanes in the store

[@dukecityspecialist]

my wife is a CSM at walmart during the graveyard shift and i swear this video is an exact replica of our conversations during her lunch break hahahaha

[@bluex217]

You think customers are annoying try dealing with the expectations of managers as an overnight stocker..all of the stockers talk about wanting to become cashiers because of how much easier it is.. but they don't need anymore

[@Gumbier_Than]

Speak!

[@Aithal_S]

I watched this video years ago and I just found this video again and I'm still laughing 😂

[@floral1092]

Does this "xtranormal" really sensors words or did you just actually typed "curse"?

[@kyliewhite9074]

***** They typed it, i've seen xtranormal videos that have swearing so i think they censored it, maybe for the ''younger'' viewers.

[@BidiguiloChefao]

He put curse

[@tommytrillfiger5302]

I swear this is how people at my job are and then the manager gets mad at me. Customers be so rude for no reason

[@Retroxity]

Uh, yeah there are. They're also called 20 items or less lanes. Express lanes...meaning you should be moving down the line faster.

[@redflare100]

Heeyy what voice did you use for the guy? I cant find it..

[@lovelygirlmali8452]

Justin Bieber = Just In the Bieber Bieber XD

[@alexvassell]

"Also, the deli has like 1 guy back there." "I have nothing to do with the deli. Dont complain to me." "Its your fault." 2:30 LOL

[@Retroxity]

@lilazncookiekid I had this video on another account before the date of this one posted on my old Retroxity2000 account. Go ahead and youtube it, it'll say the account has been suspended.

[@melyssamunson]

" your baby sounds like it's in pain, like a thousand fists are punching at it" LOL

[@browneyedcarol]

I am a cashier at a grocery store. I have customers that buy beer that get mad if I ask them for their ID! In NY, its the LAW that we card everyone...even if they are 80 looking! I would think they would take it as a compliment!

[@Guilmon470]

XD Oh how I do not miss working at a grocery store.

[@Wolfwood827]

This is literally every customer at every store now

[@FFFAN062894]

oh my god i used to work at walmart and every time a customer try's to buy clothes the bar code is ALLWAYS missing.

[@indigothecat]

I had a customer get mad because we didn't have a certain rocking chair in infants in stock. She started cussing at me, rolled her eyes, and in a valley girl nasally voice said, "YOUR store SUCKS!" as she was walking away, I overheard her say, "I should just stop coming here because they never have what I want" even though her cart was half full of merchandise. Sure enough, I saw her again with her family a week later.

[@JamezMartinez]

WE: Welcome to Walmart! Did you find everything OK? RP: No I did not.You moved everything around in the store. I can never find what I am looking for. I am never coming back. WE: Sorry to hear that. We recently remodeled our store so that item arrangement made more sense. Finding things has never been easier. RP: I don’t care. WE: OK. then. Did you know this is a 20 items or less lane? It would seem that you have an entire cart full. My light was even off. Would you let me do my job, and just let the customers behind you with only one item go first? RP: I didn’t know this was an express lane. Either way, me and my baby were here first. They can wait. WE: Fine. Let me get another cart so that I can put you bags in them. RP: I brought my own bags. As you can see,. I want to save the planet. WE: Can you at least un-ball the bas for me please? RP: No. I had to look around the store to find what I needed. You can take two minutes to sort out my cat hair ridden bags. WE: I’ll just start scanning your items. RP: Wait a second. The steak is on sale at Home Depot for $1.99 WE: That is a crazy price, even if it was by the pound. They don’t even sell steak. Can you please show me the ad? RP: Are you calling me a liar? I don’t have the ad on on me right now. Even if i did, I wouldn’t show you. Learn how to do your job. WE: Since i'm nice, i'll do it for you. Welp, one item down, 199 more to go. RP: I have price matches for all of them. Plus, I have coupons. WE: I don’t have time for this. RP: Did I mention none of these clothes have price tags on them? I’m going to need a price check on all 20 of them. Also, there is only one deli worker back there. WE: I have nothing to do with the deli. Don’t complain to me. RP: I’m also going to need you to scan all the cases of soda under my cart. WE: What is wrong with you? RP: Can you throw this trash away for me? I’m too lazy to walk over to standard can myself. WE: If I do that you need to shut up your crying baby? It sounds like it’s in agonizing pain listening to your voice. RP: My baby has free speech. He can cry all he wants. I’m going to need you to apply this tax exempt card to my total as well. WE: You're just now telling me, when i’m halfway done? I'm going to need to rescan every item! RP: That’s not my problem. Fix it. WE: Fine, i’ll restart. RP: I only have $100 dollars to work, so I don’t know if i can get everything anyway. WE: This looks like $500 dollars worth of product in your cart. RP: I’m also going to need you to carry my items out for me. WE: Oh gee, you're at $100 dollars now. You need to give me the rest of your items so that someone can spend their whole day restocking. RP: Let me decide what I need and don’t need. I fed my baby today, so he doesn’t need this food. I can't live without my makeup. Oh dear, you're the slowest cashier i've ever been to. WE: One the way out I hope you get attacked by the Boy Scouts and the homeless people. RP: I'm going to report you to your manager. You will get fired. WE: I don’t care. No one does. RP: I'm never coming back here again. WE: See you tomorrow. Have a great day and remember, Save Money, Live better.

[@Retroxity]

ha. I'm glad you liked it! :)

[@BaghdigBalyan]

someone should re-anact this script

[@RatongaBruiser]

I love telling customers we don't accept competitor's coupons anymore and we don't price match unless they have the paper ADD right there.

[@Bordann]

Wow, I can definitely tell you've suffered as much as I have in being a cashier at Walmart. I think I've faced every single one of these problems, though not all at the same time, fortunately. I think this video would be even better if she admitted to riding in an electric cart from being lazy. And getting diet sodas to make up for several boxes of snack cakes.

[@TheOtherGuy62]

I work at Walmart, at our store, registers 1-6 are express (10 items or less).

[@BevRRivera]

"Can you perhaps try to calm your baby down?" Answer: "No. And my baby has free speech. He can cry all day long." Bwaaahahhahaaaa!!!!

[@TheSillySaxon]

you should call them out, not in a direct way, something like, "wow I didn't realize how much 20 items was!" or "hmm this must not be an express lane today"

[@wayneh0813]

I was in line at a Goody's clothing store, and saw something similar. I would have offered to buy the poor cashier a beer, except I think she was only 17-18, and working part time after school.

[@roblovegreen]

Creative comedy genius!

[@xhifbhiex]

@fugneon i know! i work as a cashier at a supermarket and most of my customers pay with foodstamps and god!!! they'll get mad if i make a mistake even when it's not even their money but the government who is feeding them, they're just a bunch of getto people who think they are better than you cause they spent 150-200 dollars on food

[@ColonelCharisma]

I used to be a cashier at walmart. We weren't allowed to turn customers away from the express lanes.

[@Emura100]

Yes there is........I used one this morning to pick up some things before work.

[@FoxyLady5847]

This steak is on sale at HomeDeport for $1.99 .HAHAHAHAHHA "I fed my baby already today, I don't need this food, I do need this Justin Bieber magazine though"

[@Spraypainsos]

I wonder if I'm the only person that laughed at the Alan Wake references. Probably not, but still. lol

[@DABIGBADBAUS]

i love this series as well!!

[@Porcelina19191]

I wish I could like this more than once...

[@24601guy]

What's funny - and sad - about this brilliant video is that there is a large degree of truth in everything that is said. Anyone who has ever worked retail can verify an awful lot of this. People have evolved into these obnoxious, self-entitled, temper tantrum-throwing twits. I only hope that at some point, the big shots in the corporate offices for these companies start to allow these people to be dealt with in a sane way, i.e. "Sorry, sir/ma'am, we'd rather not have your business."

[@szki272]

The one I get as a checker is.....The customer telling me the item that doesn't scan is some dollar amount and something. example it was 4 something. Like i have a key on the register marked something.

[@stinkyweasel1311]

Oh yeah I remember my Wal-Mart days. Once when I was working in electronics a customer asked me to take a t.v. out of it's box to make sure it wasn't damaged.A pain to do,but since I've seen how the unloaders throw trucks,I figured it wasn't an unreasonable request. Well,once we made sure the t.v. was ok,he then asked for a discount since the box was now open!!! WTF!!!!

[@Retroxity]

@JulianTruant The funny thing is I got fired for turning a customer away who had waaaaay too many items for the 20 items or less. They wont hire me back either :/

[@Retroxity]

Looks like that customer disliked my video....

[@Retroxity]

@mountndoit A quote from the end? Yay you actually watched the whole thing :)

[@phenixxfire1]

OMFG, this is just too damn funny and WAY too realistic. I used to work at Wal-Mart years ago; not as a cashier, but as a stockperson. That's one of the reasons I had to get the hell out of there. I liked the work I did, I just hated dealing with the people. They totally blame you if what they want is not on the shelf, and it's your fault that they drove out there and didn't pay attention to when the sale in the ad ends. I can't deal with stupid people, especially not in mass quantities.