Walter's Wife is Aging Like Milk - Jeff Dunham

[@lukeypup95productions53]

0:15 Walter: "She's aging like milk!!!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@alexadams3704]

It's old but it's still funny

[@simbeau2012]

We all know someone who’s aging like milk🤣

[@q09876543]

As a comedian, it's not easy coming up with new material. But Walter still has it!

[@donaldduke2233]

That's not Walter. That's Joe Biden.

[@parker-boy98]

Walter's the embodiment of boomer humor.

[@timtripp4222]

Are you kidding me.... The last several years have been easy picking Political corruption & woke-ness material everywhere!

[@joeleboeuf]

@@donaldduke2233 No, if that's Biden, he'd be wanting to nuke Russia.

[@PeggyV69]

I love how Jeff can look embarrassed by the things Walter says🤣🤣

[@stache297]

He’s been doing this ever since he was 8 and 50 years later he’s never looked back

[@alexcorrinth5041]

And laughs at the characters jokes 😂

[@willowsverge3046]

Hes just adorable when he does that. You can feel the ornery just flowing! 🤣🤣🤣

[@cherylcoffey4646]

We all want to meet Walter's wife!! 😅🤣

[@dcmoore8937]

That’s because he never knows what he is going to say

[@eliasyoussef7037]

The fact that jeff laughs at walter's jokes makes u really think that there are two people talking to each other

[@simplyjay3638]

*people

[@stephenmoncrieff2056]

He’s very good at keeping up the illusion .

[@alanvogel5453]

@@simplyjay3638 PAY¹1

[@TheBoyBanditKing1911]

People

[@timothyaaron235]

Great jokes.

[@ogundareajani5484]

Jeff is on another level. I still think they're two people on stage. It's just nuts!!

[@scootover7]

As far as ventriloquist comedians Jeff I think is the best.

[@ogundareajani5484]

@@scootover7 I totally agree with you

[@glennroberts3069]

You mean there isn't two on stage?

[@ogundareajani5484]

@gleen nope

[@David-Zita]

ME TOO, I THINK THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE ON THE STAGE

[@marksauck8481]

I'm amazed at Jeff Dunham's talent. Just creating Walter was genius.

[@olrox568]

No Walter is the puppeteer Jeff is the dummy according to his brain

[@Morningstar91939]

Yeah, we’ve all known someone like Walter in our lives.

[@nightmarefuel8537]

@@Morningstar91939 soo true my dude

[@donaldjohnson7207]

Walter resembles #45 without the "Tumbleweed" up top and Walter needs a orange tan😅😂

[@michaelcesco2970]

Jeff Dunham is at a level above the average " ventriloquist ". A lot of them stand at the mic and speak into it while trying to minimize lip movements. Jeff doesn't need a mic. He knows how to ' throw ' his voice into his characters and it looks like they're actually the ones doing the talking. BRILLIANT !

[@Judgemental_Crow]

Can’t you just watch the video and not type out a well thought out fucking essay?

[@davidstratton696]

@@Judgemental_Crow What’s your problem? Geez.

[@ninademci1500]

@michaelcesco2970, if I remember right, he started doing Ventriloquism when he was eight.

[@hadleysheffield5226]

​@@Judgemental_Crow It was four sentences. If you consider one paragraph an essay, you won't be getting good grades once you start high school.

[@sarahwatkins4520]

"Jumped on her menstral cycle" 😂😂

[@STP43FAN1]

Jumped on her menstrual cycle and ran my ass over. 😁

[@leokimvideo]

The Walter character was a daring move to create. It's as if Walter is controlling Jeff and leading the way with the jokes.

[@LynxSouth]

Peanut, too. That's how Jeffafa gets away with continuing to perform real comedy that melts snowflakes.

[@Lamont54321]

foreplay is wake up b# tch

[@Lamont54321]

yes seeing his wife named would give me a heart attack too😂😮😅

[@karimaniii]

Nc

[@lisacabana6058]

It sure does.he"s very funny.

[@DadJeff-jo7pm]

I was married for 38 years b4 my wife passed, and this is STILL TFF!!!! I LOVE WALTER, cause he tells the TRUTH, FUNNILY!

[@terbailey9978]

Jeff is the best. He does countless sell out shows. His humor and talent at puppetry are the bomb.

[@Anjisen]

"Women age like fine wine" "She's ageing like milk" XD

[@lauraball4573]

Hey what does XD

[@mattiaslindberg4124]

Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👍👍👍👍

[@notthesquish5962]

Hehe

[@2gamers490]

@@lauraball4573 it's just like lol but it's XD

[@TheAntHar1]

UHT Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@markgrube4592]

” shes ageing like milk ” kills me 😂

[@theapachewarrior6293]

Walter is the BEST! Always brings a smile to my face.

[@yinli7377]

Walter is the BEST! Always brings a smile to my face.

[@mysterymayhem7020]

Walter's jokes are like a good episode of MASH. Always Funny no matter how many times you've seen it.

[@bobthered313]

0:10 I like how after Jeff says the 'Fine Wine' line, Walter looks at him, like he was saying "Really? You're setting me up for that joke? Alright." before proceeding to say the 'Milk' response.

[@jarredsdad]

Jeff and any character on KZbin is a stop and watch moment.

[@princesslollypop7764]

I want to meet Walter”s wife

[@mackenziemontaigne1327]

I don't I got one like her

[@oliviawalters8120]

Same

[@memeznfishing9916]

She can’t be that bad can she?😂

[@kayumust]

@@mackenziemontaigne1327 winner !

[@TheAntHar1]

@@memeznfishing9916 Ask Walter!

[@ricardocastillo5485]

His jokes aside, the ventriloquism skills are so insane it's it's almost painful to watch, it must be such a strain on the vocal cords.

[@phyllisgarber7997]

Did you see the one where somebody got up from the audience to go to the bathroom and Walter is yelling at that person hey sit down where are you going and then Walter AKA Jeff is talking to the wife/girlfriend about whether the guy was coming back and when they found out he was Walter said okay we'll wait and they did and it was so darn funny

[@blackAngelProductions]

Could you imagine Jeff Dunham as a voice actor he definitely kill that I'm surprised he's never done it

[@fatdad64able]

In Germany we had this joke where they asked an old man about his happiest time during his 50 years of being married and without hesitation he replies:"My five years as POW in Russia."

[@IsengardMordor]

lol

[@ferdnerkel]

🤣🤣🤣

[@madhushankar7117]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯

[@luisruizcalderon2450]

Brutal

[@matthewdouglas3567]

Jeff Dunham is a true master at what he does. His characters are awesome, too.

[@louhoggard4508]

I think we need to meet Mrs. Walter!

[@stevecampbell1308]

He did her in the box once

[@kevinmalumane3565]

This is just crazy, the way I’m actually enjoying this. I watch Walter more than Jeff himself, it’s just crazy really

[@maritessojenal7639]

Achmed and walter are so funny. Actually all of them 😂😂😂

[@rickyparrish8310]

Jeff is really good at his craft and can make you think his puppets are real he cracks me up and brings tears to my eyes

[@gregory8414]

This guy is very real with his humor and the good part is Jeff isn’t bad either I’m glad Walter keeps him going!

[@annbartholomew6485]

I love walter but he reminds me of pres. Biden

[@matthewdouglas3567]

He is really good at what he does..... I love all of his characters.

[@Koji-Alistair]

Love how he's able to change voices so quickly

[@jimtruscott5670]

This guy is the best ventriloquist ever and a great comedian.😁😁😁👏👏👏

[@charlestice1636]

Now I'm seeing all these other guys trying to be like Jeff. He's still the best and he started something

[@niveth1]

1:26 “Walter, what exactly IS marriage to you?” “It’s like drinking a slurpe.” “Slurpe?” “First couple of sips is like ‘Boy this is really good! I’m glad I did this!’ and you keep drinking it and it goes right to your head and you go *’OW OW OW! THE HELL WAS I THINKING?! SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE!’* “It eventually stops hurting” “Yeah, then you’re stupid enough to take another frickin’ sip!”

[@BrandonHardaker]

Jeff is an awesome comedian! The characters he creates are spectacular and his jokes are funny as hell!

[@madkittyjoey70]

Jeff: Walter, I know you know better than I do, but is there any kind of foreplay for you guys? Walter: Foreplay??? At our age? It's come down to, "Hey! Wake up!" LOL

[@SonnyBubba]

“The fruit of life is sweet when it’s fresh off the vine. But don’t live too long. The taste turns bitter.”

[@kaseyreed797]

Jeff needs to make a wife for Walter I would love to see that:) Jeff is amazing for one person on stage. I have a bad day I listen to JD. Thank you :) Jeff

[@InweTaralom]

And she should be absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

[@thomaskelley5180]

I agree.I know I speak for everyone when I say let’s meet Mrs. Walter.

[@mavahuth5044]

This is very true.

[@marshamariner7897]

He does ....her name is Edna....the gal w Edna won AGT and went on tour w Jeff Walter and his wife!💖🌹🇺🇸

[@jenniferlancaster3655]

I am so thankful that my children and I got to see him in Tulsa this year!!!

[@jackiechan8256]

I always hear ppl complain about marriage I'm not married but I'm praying to God that I will find myself a good wife and we can grow old together 🙏

[@sanfordteed3851]

I love Walter he makes me laugh

[@queenbraniya6762]

Jeff: women age like fine wine Walter : she’s aging like milk

[@thorpizzle]

This was the first Jeff Dunham special that I ever saw. I think I was still in high school. Still funny all these years later.

[@GeorgeneBoyd-ei3dy]

Oh dear lord I haven't laughed this much in months noo make that years!!!!!

[@zacharycosta7386]

Jeff: how long have you been married Walter: uh what is it now 46 years Jeff: Ah when was the happiest moment of your life Walter: 47 years ago Me: *laughing so hard*

[@CraftageNate]

How long you've been married? 15 years YOU'LL SEE.

[@zacharycosta7386]

@@CraftageNate Jeff: I'll see what? Walter: remember when you said till death do us part? Jeff: Yeah Walter: later you realize you're actually setting a goal

[@mrrequenes6222]

The sad part of it is, it’s showing the average American life. Marriage is kissing your life away. Either with the wrong or right person.

[@LucasHopkins2006]

I love how there was just one guy that nearly collapsed from that

[@zentafergiefergie7044]

I can watch him after a hard day at work and love it

[@joesepulveda1824]

So darn Funny Walter!

[@phyllisgarber7997]

I love love this guy jeff. I have watched everything possible that he has done and he has to be the greatest ventriloquist ever

[@michaelgraham5934]

Mr. Dunham, your material is FANTASTIC with all of your "friends".

[@jonathancarter4334]

Man Jeff and Walter need a Netflix special!

[@Fultonfalcons86]

Jeff is by far the greatest ventriliquist on the planet......

[@balajikondagari]

Walter is the BEST! Always brings a smile to all peoples

[@patriciaarold1270]

Walter is incredible! I know that Jeff is a ventriloquist, but sometimes you think there is 2 people on stage. WOW! I think Walter is my favorite dummy that Jeff does, but I do like Peanut and Achmed too.

[@roberthaynes4695]

This has to be my favorite Walter skit. LMAO

[@paulguzman1634]

Walter is a Scream! I have been watching Jeff Dunham's routines for years now as part of my daily humor fix and he is Truly a gifted comedian. These days as I get older and more cynical at times, I fear that I am becoming more and more like Walter! Is that a bad thing? I think Not! :)

[@hans2406]

It is called reality.

[@johngullo9420]

Just turned 65 today and I agree. The older I get the more sense Walter makes. 😀

[@salihfreeman]

Paul Guzman not bad at all .

[@reddiz]

Im 29 and im like walter

[@mikefrost2404]

If you become old WITHOUT acting like walter, there's probably something wrong with you lol

[@patriciakeith6164]

I love to watch him he is so funny.

[@YTWarrior100]

"47 years ago." 😂😂😂

[@jamesmclaren1893]

Jeff Dunham is a amazing person and so is walter

[@Daydaybugg22]

1:57 is my favorite part 😂

[@iainstewartmasonbailey3495]

That dog squeal was impressive

[@swat1710]

Jeff is just a different level altogether

[@chipblock2854]

I believe Walter is Jeff's best character. I also believe he believes so too!

[@jonijenkins8006]

Walter is the best!

[@wendynadin3685]

I am a carer for 2 people and even though I love my job ,it does get stressful and watching Walter at the end of the day helps me to relax 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@reddeath707]

It's plesant to see all the respect for Jeff on all these clips. Grew up watching him here and there, but a lot of people I brought him up to were harsh on him.

[@willhorting5317]

Seen this originally in 2006(?), when it aired on Comedy Central. Still just as funny, all these years later. Especially since I am now a retired senior citizen...who has been divorced twice.😁

[@leonrobinson8180]

Hi Walter!

[@tuberaddict2000]

What's it like?

[@willhorting5317]

@@tuberaddict2000 what do you mean, "What's it like?"

[@tuberaddict2000]

@@willhorting5317 It's what Walter says to Jeff when he makes divorce-themed jokes about himself in his 2011 show "Controlled Chaos". Walter hates his wife and is happy for Jeff for having a divorce and wants one too.

[@willhorting5317]

@@tuberaddict2000 ah I see

[@thomasleguilcher8319]

Not even married. Walter gives the best advice

[@kevindepew5705]

Gotta love walter

[@wedontjudge7166]

I love this one. It is one of my favorites. I would love to find new ones with Walter

[@carlmorgan2859]

Can't Stop Laughing 😂😂

[@LoudyManzano]

I'm actually waiting for Jeff to create Walter's wife😂

[@FnafTheory-]

“She’s aging like milk”

[@ro3784]

The best of best. But Fluffy & Walter would be neck and neck. "You run to the end of your chain and just bark." "Dam"

[@johnalderman9899]

Love this guy I laugh everytime.

[@suetaylor6949]

Love this guy, great jokes, I love Walter he’s the best 👍

[@ameliawarfield5637]

Oh, my gosh!! Walter is so funny 🤣!! LoL 😆.

[@georgemaster4225]

Walter All Over The Map is the most hilarious one!

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

Walter is my hero.🤣👍

[@jefffaulkner4576]

Jeff needs to have Walter and his wife up there at the same time.

[@thomaskelley5180]

You know, that would be an interesting conversation. I would love to see it.

[@janeblack8347]

Walter is the best of your dummies. You are a great ventriloquist.

[@jc.264]

1:00 that guy celebrating is gonna have a long car ride home

[@Blue-God]

Talented guy

[@SPEAKEASYAZ4895]

This guy is the greatest

[@charleskuckel3173]

Marriage is like a SLURPEE. Then the NEW models come out. Can I JUST sit in it?? Foreplay? Screw You! Bite me! Febreeze! Oral? GET OFF!! I CAN'T see the Weather Channel! In his own way, Walter is SAVAGE!!

[@shawnfontaine9714]

Then your stupid enough to take another fricken sip

[@sambraun7756]

Love your channel Jeff Dunham and love Walter

[@Creed1287]

Jeff Dunham: Is there any kind of foreplay for you guys? Walter: Foreplay? At our age? Yeah, it's come down to "Hey, wake up." 😂😂😂

[@loganentertainment1814]

Walter: She’s aging like milk. Me: He probably won’t shed a tear if that milk is spilled. 🤣

[@bettycogswell9851]

Jeff is a Comedy genius.

[@barrydavey7188]

If you think racism and bad jokes are funny...

[@Jan-s4w]

I laughed so much at walter

[@Packguardian_gacha8684]

Best ventriloquist I’ve ever seen. How is it I’m discovering him now.

[@JRodUltra85]

Thanks to the algorithm of KZbin

[@mulalo9564]

Lol thats like discovering Beyonce or Barak Obama now, for sure you were living under the rock.

[@nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415]

Take a look at Paul Zerdin and Terry Fator. Cheers!

[@keithdavis2104]

Walter is like my grandpa fun😂

[@shelleykaplan8601]

Why don't Jeff make a wife for Walter so those two have a conversation together. It would be a riot

[@damionbugging916]

2:08 do you see her ,do you see her .oh well 😂😂😂😂

[@VioIetRamirez]

2:04 i just noticed this was from 1995 from peanut

[@susanlawson7605]

Jeff is great 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@T_157-40]

Jeff you should have a doll of Walter’s wife so she can fairly defend herself vs Walter. That would be funny.

[@LC-jw2cd]

She would be so big that he would need 2 hands

[@larryburton9369]

So great thank you for this video 😊

[@jovaannyjah8145]

This man is on fire damn

[@donnariggs4747]

🤣🤣🤣 oh this is so my dad 😭😭🤣🤣 expecialy welcome to Walmart git your s___ and git out

[@LucasHopkins2006]

4:44 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@geraldmurphy1428]

This is totally Awesome. My first time Watching it and I totally enjoy every Moment 😊

[@MariaColgan-jb9xv]

That was funny as heck Walter you're my man you're making me laugh so hard even you cannot

[@tomsheldrick2428]

I’ve seen this guy twice. BOTH show’s were GREAT

[@mrsellenj.a1740]

Been a huge fan forever, much love and appreciation God bless

[@billrobbins5874]

Love Walter, for his honesty! Ha ha ha!

[@tonyacosta4574]

Ellen you are gorgeous

[@mrsellenj.a1740]

@@tonyacosta4574 aww thank you for your kind compliment

[@mrsellenj.a1740]

@@billrobbins5874 lol yes

[@tonyacosta4574]

@@mrsellenj.a1740 you are very welcome