"He knew he was wrong, I shot him, we moved on"...
@XxDiamondBubbles364xX6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👏
@kennyirvington19685 жыл бұрын
That ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME......I SAW MY GRAMMA SHOOT MY GRANDDADDY .......HE STAYED OUT ....HE WUZ WRONG ....SHE SHOT HIM .....THEY MOVED ON..... ........FUCKED ME UP !!!....BUT I LEARNED HOW DEEP LOVE CAN GET !!!.....THEY STAYED MARRIED UNTIL DEATH SOME 30 YRS LATER...... .......THAT'S JUST 1 STORY !! ..........I LITERALLY COULD MAKE U PISS YOURSELF....... ........THE TRUTH IS A MOTHERFKR. ........LOL
@xenosuki5 жыл бұрын
@@kennyirvington1968 Are you okay?
@kennyirvington19685 жыл бұрын
@@xenosuki thats a big ass question... ...all n all.. my grandparents instilled in me the love and respect or CHRIST...Im the youngest of 3 siblings....at THIS point just say... BLESSED AND FUNNY AS F*** ...KNOW IM BLESSED.... ...THEY TELL ME IM FUNNY..... ...THATS WHAT FEAR WOULD DO TO U.....LOL........HOLLA
@thelmaigbo81845 жыл бұрын
Kenny Irvington damn man
@thestarlightforge65685 жыл бұрын
“Your father and I had a shootout okay! He took one in the arm! Harry, show her where I shot you” 😂😂😂😂😂
@MrBibi866 жыл бұрын
*Such an underrated comedian*
@lisax1196 жыл бұрын
One of the best!!!
@pretorious7005 жыл бұрын
For good reason.
@darkfeather68575 жыл бұрын
How is she underrated? She's nationally known, an Emmy winner, has had several tv shows, has been in movies, done voice-overs, national tours, etc. She is successful enough to be both a household name and self-made millionaire. In what way is she underrated?
@jpk515 жыл бұрын
Dark Feather i agree i think better wording could be under appreciated? when great women comedians come up in discussion i don't see her name brought up too much yknow?
@teemaro57034 жыл бұрын
@@darkfeather6857 internationally. I am in Africa and I've known about her work most of my life.
@BreakCards5 жыл бұрын
This stand up is so old that Wanda Skyes was Straight in that time
@Ria-sd2ex4 жыл бұрын
😅🤣
@BreakCards4 жыл бұрын
@@Ria-sd2ex tks
@palesaletlhogonolo43234 жыл бұрын
She was never het. Just not out
@anndownsouth50704 жыл бұрын
And so was her hair.
@traceylennon12044 жыл бұрын
This was from 1999 of course she was younger!!
@kwilcox11267 жыл бұрын
her description of a cat was awesome
@phyllisyancey10216 жыл бұрын
Ignant
@rudeboymon31775 жыл бұрын
@@phyllisyancey1021 cats suck ass
@omorado5 жыл бұрын
“You need to take your ass to work...”
@dabusinessman45 жыл бұрын
Dogs are men and cats are women show me the lie
@graveygraveyard4 жыл бұрын
@@dabusinessman4 that's kind of really demeaning, for both sides
@goldenwolf905 жыл бұрын
And “ like a man you won’t stop to ask for directions.” 😂😂😂😂 ....”I gotta take myself home.”
@Its_Jess005 жыл бұрын
Samuel Paniagua leave me in the middle of nowhere
@markcadieux34454 жыл бұрын
And like a woman, she won't tell us what she likes.
@Judy-um6yn5 жыл бұрын
Her description of a cat, is SPOT ON!!!
@Donn04 жыл бұрын
Seriously 😭😭
@DoniJames8 жыл бұрын
She was in a straight marriage?! I never knew this..
@bd38258 жыл бұрын
Me neither. I didn't know that.
@livp18357 жыл бұрын
yes, she only came out in her late 30's.
@Kayer7137 жыл бұрын
Donovan Morales Back then it was even worse for gays/lesbians to come out.
@jordanabeaulieu25307 жыл бұрын
Liv P As a matter of fact, she came out in 2008 at 44
@IfYouLetMeStay6 жыл бұрын
All lesbians are straight in the beginning
@ttuindoin5 жыл бұрын
the analogy of satisfying your woman and asking for directions was on point
@dannysimion8 жыл бұрын
Wow, she looks so young and oh so different back than but still the same Wanda Sykes attitude. lmao.
@j.elizabeth46216 жыл бұрын
Danny Simion she looks younger now than she did 10 years ago lol black don’t crack
@A_Muzik5 жыл бұрын
She was in her 30s. She's now 55.
@stofferrussell5 жыл бұрын
Trump cracked her... (see her new comedy “Not Normal”) “and that’s almost impossible!”
@shelleygreyrealtor5 жыл бұрын
I think she still looks good
@J2LO4 жыл бұрын
Its the hair
@JBiggsofWSNC6 жыл бұрын
"I'll scratch all this stuff up in here."
@jt35124 жыл бұрын
Be coming home from work and the curtains lookin like shredded wheat
@addisonratcatcher32878 жыл бұрын
she was born to make us happy
@Lollita235 жыл бұрын
Ha! Great comment
@mtl476 жыл бұрын
She's dressed like she was still working at the NSA.
@boulshyte89325 жыл бұрын
i got it lol
@lizlora50775 жыл бұрын
secretly laughing at the part roasting cats while hoping my cat doesn't hear me...
@Leo-tu8gh5 жыл бұрын
Liz Lora oh they always hear and they will scratch up the one expensive dress you got.
@mohammadhassanjan20645 жыл бұрын
try 9 cats..
@nthabisengmaimela12815 жыл бұрын
Lol😂😂😂
@17yogabbagabba5 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@qwerty133804 жыл бұрын
Anyone who loves cats is a good person.
@SangaTembo6 жыл бұрын
Every time we eat he has to chew🤣
@nelcam205 жыл бұрын
Man she was a freaking trip then and she is still a beast today!!.. Love her!!..
@jic78436 жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2018, she hasn’t changed except for her hair. Still looking good and funny 😄
@odyDgonz7 жыл бұрын
Wanda is hilarious. I love her comedy
@johnmarsh83445 жыл бұрын
One of the best writers and funniest folks to ever do it. All hail Wanda Sykes.
@timw43835 жыл бұрын
I actually saw a woman shoot her husband in the Legs. He was standing in the yard drunk and talking stupid. She went into the house, got her pistol, came back out and shot him 3 or times in the legs. They stayed together after that for 30 years. Until she died.
@PrincessAndBear5 жыл бұрын
Best story ever haha. Maybe she was aiming for his thingymagy? :)
@user-qv2qf1jk5o5 жыл бұрын
That’s awful
@blaq_betty5 жыл бұрын
😲
@georgeisaak53215 жыл бұрын
i don't care how much time i spend with a woman , if she shoot me and actually the bullet finds me anywhere , if i don't die she is dead .
@superedward19675 жыл бұрын
did you eve wonder how she died.
@NH-lf1wu8 жыл бұрын
Wanda needs to come to London so we can have a lovely treat
@Welshy5 жыл бұрын
“Your father and I had a shoot out” 😂
@moonstrucmeis41468 жыл бұрын
Wanda that was the fastest 7 minute video. I loved it! Your one funny lady telling it like it is!
@geenababy15928 жыл бұрын
ikr i wish it was more tbh
@kobron15598 жыл бұрын
seriously I wanted 53 more minutes lol
@bananian7 жыл бұрын
It's because they pick the worst topics to talk about like their dating and sex adventures. It's like talking about how heavy your bags are while hiking in Hawaii or how your wallet is squishing your ass because it's got so much money.
@NovaLaMason7 жыл бұрын
*you're
@TacticalReaper564 жыл бұрын
"He knew he was wrong I shot him, we moved on" *marriage*
@Sunshine-zm1fx8 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic. Thanks for posting this!
@EddValdez5 жыл бұрын
Her comedy is gold. She never changed thank god
@brilliantdiva50685 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Wanda’s hairstyle. Beautiful. Stand-Up -OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY😍
@erin19126 жыл бұрын
She has the cutest laugh
@williambernardbrown5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she definitely wrote for Chris Rock. You can tell by her joke structure and delivery
@sabrinalecrivainmediaTM5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering who wrote for who. Because Wanda is natural
@jadorealissawhite-gluz57065 жыл бұрын
@@tomadams3528 fuck you is all I gotta say about your level of stupidity
@tomadams35285 жыл бұрын
@@jadorealissawhite-gluz5706 why ? What did I said/ do . why do you wanna fuck me ? Where is my comment? Dam you YT. Why? 1st amendment.
@fakedazzleful5 жыл бұрын
Well she did work on The Chris Rock show on HBO.
@krissifadwa2 жыл бұрын
For sure
@lorettaknoelk34755 жыл бұрын
About the work comment, it reminded me of that Facebook meme that says: Dude says, "honey, can I be a stay at home house wife?" Her: Honey you could be whatever you want when you get home from work! 😂
@lukekeenecosby72136 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to have her in the world!! She's so funny a natural comedian - finally
@soulpurpose40563 жыл бұрын
"You better take yo ass to work 💅🏾" 😭😭😭
@missj91614 жыл бұрын
Thank mama Wanda for really seeing humor in my everyday life during this lockdown. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Chulumanco from South Africa
@austinfull89418 жыл бұрын
I like her hair.
@mariahscurry196 жыл бұрын
Austin Full her natural hair is better
@permafrost09796 жыл бұрын
I like it better now
@TCt830676956 жыл бұрын
@@mariahscurry19 i think this one was natural. She prob just permed it and flat ironed it for tv
@Critic_number_45 жыл бұрын
@@TCt83067695 not necessarily just for tv, though. She probably wore it that way regularly, especially given the generation she's from.
@tyrellanderson47225 жыл бұрын
No, she has said that it isn't a perm. She has a hairstylist who uses those twisted things.
@caronharts69214 жыл бұрын
I love Wanda. She is a comedic genius and pretty too. 😘
@SushantDivgikarRaniKohenur5 жыл бұрын
“I’ll scratch all this stuff up in here”. Hahahaha. Can relate.
@srkh89664 жыл бұрын
Sushant Divgikar Even if you do feed them!
@lindseydouglas30185 жыл бұрын
Is there a longer video of this standup show?
@jerusharavindren22688 жыл бұрын
The cat 😂😂😂
@cafe4cat2nap Жыл бұрын
lol, my cat growls at arrival of car in the driveway, knock at the door, & he once straightened out a pitbull boxer mix dog who just wanted to say hi . . . yes, a guard cat ! 🤣
@XxDiamondBubbles364xX6 жыл бұрын
I've got enough 🖤💯 for Wanda Sykes. She's so funny. My sides and my cheeks hurt and the woman was only on for like 7 minutes 😂😂🔥
@lukehebert62075 жыл бұрын
We just gonna ignore the laughing demon at 5:36??
@annlanders9785 жыл бұрын
She is the greatest comedian period. No contest with others.
@bev-leejohnson45495 жыл бұрын
I'm a mom of 3, nana of 4 and married to a man, I often wonder how wonderful life could have been for me if I lived my truth.
@babyboo73225 жыл бұрын
Damn, girl I can only imagine how tough that must be.
@darcandelaria5 жыл бұрын
What's your truth?
@alexanderbyrne96844 жыл бұрын
@@darcandelaria she is a lesbian
@debjonesloyal41904 жыл бұрын
Its never too late..come join us.
@roberthertz66344 жыл бұрын
Never to LATE.
@Judy-um6yn5 жыл бұрын
I love this women. She can read my mind. She's so right on sooooo many levels!!!!!!! Wanda you are right on!
@eth392324 жыл бұрын
She was in my second grade class at Western Branch Elementary in Chesapeake, VA.
@divinenonbinary4 жыл бұрын
i’m so glad she remarried lol now she knows why it didn’t work out the first time haha 😝❤️
@JubeiKibagamiFez4 ай бұрын
This was great. This was actually the first set of Wanda's that I saw waaaaay back.
@donnastitz14974 жыл бұрын
then she walked off the stage .......& SWITCHED TEAMS :) HA, U GO GIRL !!!!!
@eklctc1Kng1arrw7 жыл бұрын
Wanda is amazing. I Love Wanda.
@pebetsingwana6 жыл бұрын
Been looking for this video for a while now....watched it once and loved it since.
@tejayjr.98935 жыл бұрын
This was when Wanda she was on the Down Low. 😂 (Before she came out)
@tranquility93255 жыл бұрын
Ain't that the truth lol
@nicklasrothmann40438 жыл бұрын
The funniest woman on earth IMP:)
@livp18357 жыл бұрын
correct buddy
@adisinculet49547 жыл бұрын
tom & jerry
@alalducente7 жыл бұрын
madigan
@MarvinManio6 жыл бұрын
It is IMO, In my opinion
@plasticfantastic86 жыл бұрын
Scupacium Madigan is indeed hilarious, especially when she talks about her parents but I wouldn’t compare these two. Different styles. I love them both and wouldn’t be able to pick one over the other. Both are so funny and extremely clever 👌❤️
@axjohn5 жыл бұрын
“Ding, you get another woman!” 🤣🤣🤣
@omnidiscord5 жыл бұрын
"cats don't give a damn about you" that's what i love about them!
@rudeboymon31774 жыл бұрын
Why though😵 cat people are soooo weird
@blackhokage17444 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@graveygraveyard4 жыл бұрын
@@rudeboymon3177 they mind their own business, I mind mine, and then we cuddle and watch TV, that's why I like cats
@rudeboymon31774 жыл бұрын
@@graveygraveyard your cat would eat your face within a day if you died
@ariannahall29664 жыл бұрын
@@rudeboymon3177 Dogs have been proven to do that too.
@latso20015 жыл бұрын
first time i watched a stand up vid twice in a row...brilliant material, fantastic delivery, long time i haven't been laughing line after line, after line...actually except for Chapelle - never. Didn't know Wanda was such a brilliant comedian, now gonna watch everything i can find lol :)
@piyushbanerjee28085 жыл бұрын
So many great comedians...and yet Netflix shoves down Amy Schumer down our throats...
@louisgraham99595 жыл бұрын
What does amy schumer have to do with anything? Why are y'all obsessed with Amy? A female comedian cant post a video without somebody commenting about Amy. Why dont you go to Amy's page with all these Amy comments. No one cares about Amy.
@jenniferacrey29405 жыл бұрын
Wanda has a special on Netflix. Stop hating on Amy
@-ITH5 жыл бұрын
Amy stinks. Joke thief.
@chevrandyw49035 жыл бұрын
Right. Netflix don’t know how to take the trash out.
@annlanders9785 жыл бұрын
Who is not funny at all. Amy Schumer what a joke.
@JohnnyWishbone855 жыл бұрын
Much as I love Wanda, we need to be honest; she probably didn’t get along with her husband because she’s not a husband kind of a gal.
@NdiNaija4 жыл бұрын
Ya think? 😏
@roberthertz66344 жыл бұрын
She is the husband kind of GUY.
@chinemeremudoh37324 жыл бұрын
Word!
@marissawilson46443 жыл бұрын
It wasn't just that. She explained how he expected her to be a maid.
@td80695 жыл бұрын
That's really smart writing. The first joke she told she called herself a bitch in dog years and no one got it hahah
@donnaroche48217 жыл бұрын
love Wanda. OMG she's so funny.
@bulelwashezi45404 жыл бұрын
Or maybe you were just gay? 😂 I love Wanda
@dianemcdonnell10554 жыл бұрын
I love Wanda she makes me laugh and we need more of that in our life
@tashmivyas5 жыл бұрын
2:30 the cat part 😂😂
@wellok57785 жыл бұрын
Top comedian - and she can work with a topic like sex and keep it clean if she has to
@KimmiePie15 жыл бұрын
THE CATS VS DOG PART😂 so freaking true that's why ion mess with cats
@Leo-tu8gh3 жыл бұрын
Everybody said they dont like cats until they get a cat 💀🤭
@teiganteiggystkinsterry11413 жыл бұрын
Oh my ....Ms Sykes is so funny and hilarious as always ❤❤❤ ...... She looks so Gorgeous ,Beautiful, and Funny ❤❤ ....... She has made me laugh ❤❤
@sunitafisher47585 жыл бұрын
🌸 just like a man you not going to stop and ask for directions and run out of gas and leave me stuck I think I die, I laughed so hard 😂
@jeremygonzalez27665 жыл бұрын
Her hair is so nice👌💜
@freddiemontanez84615 жыл бұрын
WANDA is my favorite female comedian. She is funny and smart. She tells it like it is. Love you WANDA ❤️.
@attorneyreid74 жыл бұрын
This is a real comedian! She made me laugh without using curse words, vulgarity or profanities. Today all you hear is cursing it makes my ears buzz!
@willow81863 жыл бұрын
I know this is how cats are typically portrayed and I’ve met some cats that sort of act like that, but mine never have. Both my first cat and now my 1 year old have been following me around the house, sleeping next to my head or under/over the blanket, they both stuck to me like a piece of tape and they both crawled all over me and sit or lie on me when I sit down to read or play games. Never had a “cold” cat lol We had a cat when I grew up as a child though, she was more reserved and didn’t really engage us too much, just likes to do her own thing.
@Aya-ll2of2 жыл бұрын
Wanda Sykes hilarious. Laugh myself to sleep. The cat description was so accurate 😹
@mollycarlisle23358 жыл бұрын
Best Comedian of her time.
@EJofLA4 жыл бұрын
Wanda Skyes is a comedy god. Thank you!
@salvajemexihcah4815 жыл бұрын
She's funny as hell. She always comes thru'. 👊🏾🤣😎✌🏾
@patriciabastidas6395 жыл бұрын
I just love you, Wanda!! You're the best about the rest.
@VI.VIII.V6 жыл бұрын
Lmao easily one of my favourite female comedians.
@Omegagaming1238 жыл бұрын
the woman at 3:54's like... babe you should get it... don't woyyyyyyeeee
@peytonbell56376 жыл бұрын
TΨT ΩMΣGΔ nope. Shes like "fuck it! Im gonna get a black man"😁😊
@csmith32436 жыл бұрын
Had one of the best crank yankers calls
@AllgoodthingsTv5 жыл бұрын
That looks a lot like Conan's assistant Sonia Movsesian at 1:37
i just LOVE Wanda Sykes! she has no listed comedy shows for 2017...bummer?anyone know what she is doing this year?
@poknatinpokkers52895 жыл бұрын
defending herself in court?
@leoncioco33053 жыл бұрын
This is one of d very best of Wanda.👏👏👍👏
@SAMnELLA-13 жыл бұрын
The best description of the difference in sexual experiences for men vs women.
@00.003eqw5 жыл бұрын
The cat joke killed me
@gingerphoenix8055 жыл бұрын
Funniest!! I can watch her for hours and hours!
@elly9296 жыл бұрын
she was in straight married didn't know ! I can imagine how depressed she was ' u k ow traying to fit in bidding ur emotions that's seriously sad situation I'm happy for her finally being u no acting faking just u good luck u r wonderful amazing human being
@LchanOtakudom3 жыл бұрын
She’s a lovely, funny lady! Yay Wanda Sykes!
@Pebblesmas4 жыл бұрын
OMG she is AMAZING !!!! Going to see more ! Love you Wanda !
@maximococononjis3 жыл бұрын
Adorable woman! Brilliant comediant!
@mitsuomits90776 жыл бұрын
I've seen this so many times. looking for new material... not finding any so have to go back and watch all the old ones that I haven't seen for awhile😆😆😆😆 ... I need new material Wandaaa!!!
@SonjaDawn6 жыл бұрын
Boy . has her life changed...
@varimarc14 жыл бұрын
Man I’ll pay to see her live show any day. She keeps me laughing
@debmauritson50164 жыл бұрын
I laugh every time, guaranteed. Best of Wanda right here.
@brentbir36563 жыл бұрын
You're one of the best comedians funny LMAO thank you
@onceinabluemoon5937 жыл бұрын
Wanda is hilarious
@shazy26405 жыл бұрын
She totally roasted cats 😂😂😂😂😂
@baybeepretty16993 жыл бұрын
Everytime we eat, he has to chew 😂
@soloquark5 жыл бұрын
This is a top 10 comedy routine of all time for me. She is hilarious.
@333anders65 жыл бұрын
millennial comment. shes very good, but there is much more out there
@soloquark2 жыл бұрын
@@333anders6 I was born in 1973. Some of my favorite comedians are Carlin, Louis CK, Seinfeld...but this particular stand up from Wanda really stands out for me as right up there.