Warhammer 40K Lore: Captured by Dark Eldar

[@zenoblues7787]

If ever you find yourself fighting the Dark Eldar save two shots one for yourself and another if you survive the first

[@Gloriandvictory]

I would prefer just not surrendering

[@feradun2849]

@@Gloriandvictory Surrender isn't a thing in warhammer 40k. you would be captured by other means.

[@the_infinexos]

@@Gloriandvictory the Drukhari were able to kidnap Custodians. Tf you think not surrendering is gonna do

[@RedGreekWolf]

Note to self, never be taken alive in the Warhammer 40K universe

[@Brickerbrack]

Trouble is, even death isn't a guaranteed reprieve.

[@Brickerbrack]

Error Error Better: Don't be in the Warhammer 40K universe *at all*. No matter *who* you are, it's not going to end well for you.

[@xxlCortez]

I'M SAVED! THE DARK ELDAR RAIDER HAS BEEN INVADED BY SPACE MARINES! THEY WEAR PINK SO THEY MUST BE NICE!

[@jake_russ]

nah the tau are aight

[@noisemarine561]

wιѕegυy You called?

[@wiki3061]

Eight days I had been enslaved by these Dark Eldar. The tortures of the mind were so great, as were the tortures of the body. I had not the strength nor the resolve to stop them. The entire time I prayed to the emperor to protect me, to save me from this hell. But no prayers were answered, that is, not until the Eighth day. I heard his voice, he promised me strength, the ability to exact my vengeance upon these Eldar. His price was all too easy for me to pay. For me, there was no choice to be made. I stood, my mind finally clear of the tortures that had clouded it for so long. As these new eldar masters sneered at me a single phrase left my lips, "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

[@noisemarine561]

Wiki Welcome to Chaos!

[@sexualharassmentpanda7273]

The only real chaos god worth worshipping

[@MelonMafia1]

Khorne is probably the least fucked up Chaos God. He even wants you to kill your enemies swiftly and painlessly, as pain and suffering feeds Slaneesh.

[@Zazar-g9l]

@@MelonMafia1 Hey yo, I heard you were praising Khorne. What about praying someone that can teach you how to teleport like a badass ?

[@collectorshaven722]

There is no mercy for those who oppose the imperium of man

[@cailumgrantham-tibbitt8543]

So basically 'murderfucking'

[@OnlyInt]

warhammer people...

[@nothuman3083]

we gotta keep it at 69

[@fulcrum2951]

Literally

[@abdou.the.heretic]

Steven Seagal is a Drukhari

[@lucastucker5402]

There’s a really creepy short story about a survivor from a dark eldar raid who was kept for a decade. While the story goes into incredibly horrible detail about the physical torment I think the mental torment was the worst part. Basically the woman “escaped” multiple times, sometimes for weeks at a time, only to learn each time her each and every move was completely planned to the dark eldar’s design. It’s a really frightening read honestly.

[@millennialswisdom2476]

where can i read it?

[@the_infinexos]

What was she like afterward?

[@CheeseburgersAndBeer]

What was it caaaallllllllllled?

[@colinmackay92]

​@@CheeseburgersAndBeerit's a short story. I believe it's called The Marauder lives

[@anonymousx957]

Found the story this comment is referring to! Its apart of the Maledictions Horror Anthology. I haven't read it myself but I'm planning to since its reasonably priced on the Black Library website; about ~12$CAN for 11 short stories

[@GrugSmesh]

Jokes on the Dark Eldar. That's my fetish.

[@OmegaOprah]

Atta' boy.

[@MisterCOM]

TR8R Jokes on the Dark Eldar. I am already dead inside.

[@noisemarine561]

Jokes on the Dark Eldar. Slaanesh is coming for them

[@jorgefierro8241]

Oh yeah, she's coming all right...

[@NutNapalm]

SHOW THEM THE LOVE OF SLAANESH

[@dalecrowe5340]

The dark eldar sound like lovely people to hang around with.

[@primengo3031]

Dale Crowe, the best people ;)

[@allenscott68]

Zulu swashbuckler. I haven't played this game and I definitely wouldn't mind playing warhammer. But if I did my character would rather forgo this honor and privilege and pleasure!!!!!!!!!!😉

[@AZTigerMMA]

Dale Crowe it does the way this guy reads it . All uppity happy, likes he reading mums grocery list- it’s annoying. Because it completely takes you out of suspension of disbelief

[@iamalpharius6288]

Imaging if an alpha legion infiltrator or word bearer cultist was captured and some how managed to lead slanneshi daemons into commorragh.

[@primengo3031]

Interesting idea, but it's not likely to happen. The Dark Eldar don't capture chaos tainted individuals for this very reason. In one novel, plague Marines and demons do indeed breach the city and are met with overwhelming resistance. And of course those involved used the occasion to kill off some rivals to take all the credit. ;)

[@iamalpharius6288]

Prime n Go Thats why I was thinking alpha legion infiltrators, but some cultists/slaves are hard to distinguish if you look at one of the night lord books they used one of their slaves to infiltrate an imperial out post undercover and wasn't recognised. In the path of the renegade book it is mentioned how Asdrubael actually teleport a chaos tainted ship with daemons into a satellite realm or commorragh and then sealled it off.

[@primengo3031]

True, (and a reason why I love Vect), they have ways of "sniffing out" taint, as for summons, I'm pretty sure the city is covered in protective wards. They would have to breah a portal or something to get them in.

[@primengo3031]

All is possible though and would definitely make a good read :)

[@iamalpharius6288]

Prime n Go there just so happens to be one such portal at the very centre of commoragh

[@Nagrachlp]

"So they can feed on your pain, anguish and terror" - Sounds like my teachers back in school...

[@jordhansamker1711]

3:17 *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup that's me right there in the middle, you're probably wondering how I got here, well let me tell you a story..

[@nebelwanderer4974]

Big Brain move: Just become a Slaanesh-cultist, enjoy their torture, summon demons of Slaanesh inside Commoragh and then torture those filthy Xenos with your big-titty-Daemonette-GF instead and feed their souls to Slannesh. You can get gifted cool mutations, with which to take revenge on your captors or perhaps even become a Daemon prince.

[@AAZ-yu5ss]

“Into the sensory deprivation chamber you go then, Ya sneaky Mon’keigh!”

[@nebelwanderer4974]

@@AAZ-yu5ss *shits on the floor and proceeds to use it as finger paint...*

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

The Dark Eldar would lobotomize you whilst keeping you aware and conscious. Then place your body in the middle of a pleasure temple just so you could witness a show of excess and debauchery, and be unable to partake or feel a second of it, just out of spite.

[@nuissance8600]

I hear Comorragh nightclubs are lit

[@smoughornstein421]

Nord Vampire Lord lit bruv

[@noisemarine561]

Yeah I heard the strippers knife eachother to death on the strip poles.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

@@noisemarine561 Ooh, kinky...

[@noisemarine561]

@@DonVigaDeFierro I got some of their bodily fluids left on my knife if you want to lick it.

[@s.a.l.1974]

Just watch the Vena Cava music video that's probably what it's like

[@Armageddon2077]

This is why I'm glad I was captured by the Tau

[@lordrevan571]

Enjoy your gentiles being cut off.

[@TheRandomMuffinMan]

AND I NEED Dark Eldar would probably do that too.

[@arthurmorgan2861]

fuk that, IM JOINING CHAOS

[@Armageddon2077]

Make sure you join Slaneesh then. Joining to serve Lord Khorne will probably end in you having your junk cut off in battle. Tzeentch will have you contemplating the mysteries of the warp for so long you'll forgot you have genitals and Papa Nurgle will let you keep your gentles but they'll have warts, puss weeping sores, giant pubic lice and something resembling prostate cancer with a side of HIV AIDS.

[@alker_of_abyss]

AND I NEED, why would the Tau do that?

[@theoriginalcheebamech]

Yes, tell me about the Dark Eldar. Like, what is she wearing? ;)

[@iona2225]

Mecha Logan probably nothing and spikes.

[@immortalheretic1009]

Comarragh nightclubs are the best. ;)

[@UncensoredRhett]

"she" yeah ok...

[@CrashandTrash596]

Mecha Logan HERESY!!!

[@Chameleon1616]

It's like if Nicki Minaj tried to tone down her sexuality

[@Furzkampfbomber]

Dark Eldar... when regular clowns just aren't scary enough.

[@williamhartnell3096]

I figure he meant the harlequin as well

[@FlourEater]

you know it´s bad, when imperial citizen says "oh thank god, those are just the Night Lords"

[@CrashandTrash596]

It's going to be that much sweeter when the Regiments finally conquer the web way, reach the Dark City and eradicate it beneath a hail of endless Basilisk shells, purging plasma and armoured treads. Some day.

[@kompav5621]

Jack McCall Love the Emperor, for He is the salvation of mankind.

[@Squichibo]

The hammer of the Emperor will be brought down on that rusty nail.

[@sewerynzelazowski4235]

Khaine's gate will blow up way before that tho,and after that BDSM elves will have some sessions with Slaneesh

[@raglanheuser1162]

in your dreams, the imperium is just a garden that grows for the dark eldar to harvest whenever they wish

[@V2011F]

just send in the white scars and the black templars and you've essentially won the day.

[@girlbuu9403]

Well, that's what you get for forgetting your safeword.

[@noisemarine561]

Girl Buu We sowed his mout shut hahahaha!

[@gaborvalisko9351]

SEA CUCUMBER!!

[@DrSpoon-iu4hs]

VEGAS

[@melissaharway4547]

Couldn't you just: 1. Find a webway portal 2. Jam a extermanutis weapon of choice into the portal 3. Victory 4. Wait you forgot to fire 5. Shoot the weapon 6. VICTORY

[@daroth7127]

Yea bro just do that without getting caught by the Kabalites, Scourges, Mandrakes, Wych's, Homunculi, Grotesques, Hellions, Reavers and Archon(s)...

[@darthnihilus9502]

Dark Eldar : We feed on your Fear and Suffering Me: Hold my Beer

[@magnusthered4973]

Well then you’ll be full for the rest of your life

[@synergy8879]

“great, go to college.”

[@darthnihilus9502]

@@synergy8879 I'm already done with college

[@synergy8879]

@@darthnihilus9502 great, you have felt harsh suffering

[@gagislobista2]

how to destroy dark eldar 1.go with magnus in commoragh 2. say out loud SPACE WOLVES !! 3.Enjoy in greatest massacre in galaxy since istvan

[@magnusthered4973]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

[@magnusthered4973]

@Tigran Abazyan FUCKING FURRĮES

[@antcow1239]

1st rule of being captured by the dark elder.Don't get captured alive, and that applies to demons and even other dark elder as well.

[@Overanalyse_This]

7:08 that pulling off your own winky part is freakin twisted! On an unrelated note - subbed.

[@ShadowWolfRising]

For when the Cenobites tell you to take it down a notch.

[@deafnoisemarine6294]

Wonderful video, thanks for the upload! I would love to hear more about the Dark Eldar politics and perhaps a bit about the creativity of the Haemonculi.

[@primengo3031]

Next video will be on the life of an archon rising to power. After that, the flesh sculptures are up ;)

[@ewaldseiland8558]

The 41st Millenium desperately needs a Chuck Norris.

[@ChambersShotChambersShot]

Ewalds Eiland Yeah know Shit.

[@D3sToD3s]

they already have. He is inprisoned by a stasis field. right there on Terra. And don't forget the twenty lesser Chuck Norrises who's status is either KIA, MIA, or Traitor. And don't forget the even lesser Chuck Norrises, the golden bananas, who decided to not care anymore except for the security of stasis kept Chuck Norris No1. Humanity is fucked. only Sly Marbo can save us now.

[@trollzynisaacjohan1793]

sly Marbo is Chuck Norris in 40k

[@clonetf141]

Ewalds Eiland how about a planet of mini chuck norrises (catachan) *sly marbo stops on dark eldar looking at this conversation*

[@theless-than-goodhunter7019]

Sly Marbo

[@Luciffrit]

This is where it pays to be a cultist. I would pay to see the face of a smug raider realising they've taken a chaos worshiping psycher onto their ship. Even better if somehow it got into the webway.

[@ImvuAlts]

The Reason The Dark Eldar Torture And Feed Off The Suffering Of Others Is To Stave Off The Attentions Of Slannesh And To Replace The Emptiness In There Souls And To Rejuvenate Themselfs

[@noisemarine561]

Cannoness Agamat Blackheart Sadly, it's worn off Im coming for them with Luscious and Fulgrim in towe with me.

[@Myownchanelhere]

Got dam are you German with all those capitalized words?

[@leopoldjenkins]

my only issue with this is that the mutilation was very predicable - nothing worse than the Inquisition could do. A far better tact would have been alterations and augmentation the Dark Eldar carry out, turning the victim into a monster I liked the element of psychology interplay though, that doesn't get brought up enough.

[@primengo3031]

the type of mutilation you are thinking of is the speciality of the Haemonculus, a normal Archon does not have the skills set. basic stuff like I described is more their thing as the Haemonculus experiment on you at the same time.

[@LuegiM-y6l]

Richter Consider that mutation in this case can range anywhere between being turned into a "Grotesque", "Children of Bone", or the many forms of "Pain Engines" at the artful hands of deprived Dark Eldar alchemist-surgeons, the Haemonculi. Over what could span a lifetime, the body will first be treated with muscle enhancers that violently and excruciatingly induce growth and reinforcement of whatever flesh and bone remains from previous years of torture. Because the canvass must be able to withstand the shaping art that must follow, of course. Only novices lose subjects to the art. When determined to be ripe, this is followed by manually and chemically stretching skin and flesh to accommodate gears, tubes, pumps and blades that would allow the subject to better perform its new purpose. Or sometimes just because the artist thinks it's pretty. Later on, there is then either lobotomy (if lucky) or more commonly, fitting nerve pathways with circuitry to control the body's actions, not by suggestion or command, but through reflex responses to pain. One literally becomes a "Pain Engine" in that your existence IS agony. Dark Eldar mutations are instruments of torture for yourself and others.

[@leopoldjenkins]

Prime n Go yeah that's a good point. I guess it's just that whenever torture is involved everybody leaps of the emasculated choice as it's easy. Like I say, good series though, really enjoying it

[@sebastianschwarzel2732]

boy you had me at torture ^^ nice video keep it up

[@blackpowderriflehunter7573]

That the dark eldar are seeking captives on their raids. The Inquisition should arrange for genestealer hybrids to be captured and taken to Commorragh.

[@Zennofobic]

always nice to run across a new (to me) content provider in Warhammer and 40K videos and your narration style so far is the most pleasant to my ear. Keep them coming! (as time permits of course)

[@BerndXYCV]

that was really entertaining! You should make more of those scenarios like captured by orks, etc

[@Ballin4Vengeance]

Orkz aktualy kaptur humies? Wy? Wa’z da point? Yu’z kan krump ‘em right dere and den

[@corvo_corax]

Nice video, thank you for taking your time creating it. please more

[@gammelgymsokk]

dark eldar: Cringy edgelords or Cringiest edgelords, you decide

[@serbianslav5494]

Both.

[@theundyingmrsomewhat4173]

I've just found found this channel and I already love the presentation and delivery of the lore. Good luck sir.

[@modakkagitplugga]

Never before has genocide seemed so reasonable and appealing

[@primengo3031]

Thanks for all the support and comments! Really appreciate it :)

[@d180jnr]

Prime n Go This sorta video is what drew me into this channel, it would be really interesting to see maybe a series on "what if" something happened to you in 40k because of how brutal the universe is.

[@primengo3031]

Just waiting for my next day off work and I'll record the next video for the DE, stay tuned and we will take things up a notch ;)

[@pariswashington5543]

Prime n Go could you do a video of sister of battle daily life or officio assassinorum

[@lazyhaemoculus5543]

Man, awesome video. Would love to hear more. I'd be pretty interested in hearing about the haemoculus. I heard lots of cool things i didnt know before. thanks

[@Indoor_Carrot]

I wonder if anyone has ever endured their torture and escaped

[@verdortudor]

i think there was one guy that did it and he also wrote a book

[@ZSIak]

Guys name was Lasko Pyre, and he was declared a heretic because of content of his autobiografy. He also took his life soon after the "publication".

[@ZSIak]

toprowsky123 Any example? Only person i know of to have some status there and being a man, space marine to be precise, is Fabius Bile and he learned under haemonculi.

[@lazyhaemoculus5543]

Sometimes let let people go, no one escapes the dark city. They let them leave to tell the horrors of the Dark Eldar. In one of the earliest Dark Eldar Codex there was a dude they let go, he couldn't kill himself, but he was in so much constant pain the book described it as " each breathe begun a new plain of pain" in the end the guy died, and he told the people that his life was extended till this day to pass on a message. They are coming.

[@Indoor_Carrot]

If I was captured by these guys, I'd prefer to go out as a Space Marine... Die in a Gladiator pit doing the Emperor's work, at least I would kill quite a few of the fuckers before I was ripped apart

[@NoTimeAllTime]

Very good stuff! Though I have wondered, is there any reason the big four aren't constantly scanning Commorragh twenty four seven? You would think that a offer of 'I can give that back' or 'I can make you better' or 'I can help you kill them all' whispered in the mind would find a lot of willing takers!

[@alyssinclair8598]

NoTimeAllTime The chaos gods can't see Commoragh because it is in the Webway, also slaves never get th chance to try to worship any of the chaos gods with all the torture.

[@nix-cipher]

6 years old and still a phenomenal presentation!!

[@ADHD_God5489]

This makes me hope that a Dark Eldar world is invaded by Tyranids.

[@eletrictarantula2321]

How? If the tyranids don't have access to the webway

[@minkusmaz]

That has happened before

[@bossshun9]

To be captured by a dark eldar depends on what species you are. Humans: Mostly slaves, play things, and various ways to make you die to feed on your pain, pleasure, and death. Orks: Pretty much only good for fighting. Eldar kin: Good to practice fighting against and sacrifice to Slaanesh. Space Marine: Torture as long as possible due to how long their life is. Chaos or agent of chaos: Eliminate or use them as prize possessions or methods of warfare. Maybe spies. Overall: The dark eldar will think of every possible way to make you want to die yet keep you alive to feel every sensation they give you be it through pain, pleasure, mental illness, even the smallest cut.

[@kiblams]

Great video fella! as a Dark Eldar Coven player, I approve!

[@joristurk]

men i keep discovering 40k lore videos and cant get enough of them thanks!

[@natew1246]

I wanna hear about the inner workings of the dark eldar society

[@noisemarine561]

Nate Williams Ballgags, stitches, knives, candles, animal blood, whips, oil, latex, leather, and body fluids.

[@analyserecours4133]

I recommend path of the renegade by andy chambers in that case, great read

[@wutelgiwithagun8832]

Yup i once got captured by them during my time as an imperial guard I became friends with a dark eldar named frank and he was a great guy until I porked his sister and man those eldar chicks can push and pull like a magnet but any ways he tried to kill me and I melted his head then I hi jacked a ship and got the hell out of there and but on the bright side I got a bunch of eldar stuff

[@mspilot8283]

Okay mr prime. You keep up the lore videos and you can have my eyeballs' attention.

[@DrakeWingGaming]

Always love listening to more 40k lore!

[@BobyChanMan]

I like you better than onemindsyndicate

[@Ark_3311]

I mean at least he doesn't read from the wiki when mind Syndicate does

[@jaelee1996]

Dark Eldars must be so creative if they can torture anything other than the guardsmen, tau, and eldar. Lock that Noise Marine in a quiet room and play relaxing music!

[@igoruberwald]

Yeheeeesss, good old fashioned Dark Eldar Horrors!

[@english-inquisitor8620]

I very rarely try out small you tubers that are new to me because alot of them can just be unpleasant people among other things , How ever I am quite glad I fell upon this video and you and I have subscribed, keep it up buddy.

[@topgun9686]

would love to hear how this applies to other races like the crafworld Eldar, Tyranids, or the Tau

[@lancerd4934]

'nids have no individual souls and tau have no warp presence so I imagine they wouldn't interest the dark eldar at all, although some of the tau's client species might be different. Other eldar would presumably be extremely sought after as captives due to their sensory sensitivity and the power of their connection to the warp.

[@cardboardbox191]

If I remember correctly the dark elder see the dark elder as fair game. They might have some kind of link with the craft world elder but it doesn't make them friends.

[@cardboardbox191]

The background could have changed since last time I checked but I think any being including another dark elder who in some way left themselves venerable would be seen as pray. I don't know of any stories of dark elder targeting craft world elder bit i wouldn't pu it past them.

[@stevenparker9911]

Everything you listed at the beginning ain’t just my cup a tea. It’s my cup of espresso! Lol

[@agidyne9676]

Wait wait wait... Why am I watching this before I sleep? Gnight damnit!

[@CosmicBackgroundRadiation01]

Entities that live off our suffering, unoriginal. Why doesn’t anyone create an entity that lives off our love? Like, insanely and insatiably needs to love and be love. It’s their sustenance. Idk.

[@bossshun9]

So, basically: If you are captured alive by the dark Eldar and not killed, you are faced with the choices of slavery, suffering, and inhuman ways of dying be it from cuts, torture, rape, battle, etc (The list goes on). Yeah, sounds like a complete fucked up way to go.

[@JerryMetal]

Pfff whatever I'll be fine.

[@dr.strangelove9815]

Modernity seems to mimic the Fall of the Eldar: the sane Exodites and Craftworlders and vile Dark Eldar. I would rather be the poorest Exodite with a fulfilling life than a snob within the Dark Eldar, enslaved to Slaanesh.

[@muchty66]

very well explained video and example of dark eldar torture!

[@echothegecko2875]

How to end the galaxy's suffering in just four steps -Warp travel to the Nirn system -Inform Pelinal Whitestrake that there is an entire spacefaring civilisation of elves -Grab a snack -Enjoy the show

[@nathanbartlett2770]

nice up load mate you know your stuff and get the feeling right of the dark eldar keep up the good work 👍

[@Warhero1171]

The dark eldar thought they were masters of pain and suffering. Then they met Sly Marbo.

[@pug-tape7459]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sly Marbo

[@steffenronsch8881]

And then sly marbo cried in pain

[@Jagonath]

Dark Eldar, hell! You don't want to get taken alive by the good guys in 40K, even if you're really a good guy yourself.

[@stephenconnell]

Perverted splinter of the noble Eldar. The Dark Eldar are doomed never able to keep their bowl filled like Eliza and her bucket because the hole will always win dooming The Dark Eldar to be greedily consumed by an ever hungry Slaneesh. Sweet dreams Dark Eldar.

[@stephenconnell]

Error Error Good point.

[@totallynotthecia]

"Whole different kettle of fish" lol

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

There was a Story in the old D&D books, with regards to the a certain ritual the Dark Elves do, now it requires at least several hundred sacrifices, most of them being preferred to be children, so yah I know what fucked up shit happens it this case, Damn dude, must you mention Ramsey in this, my winky now hurts

[@cheekloins4126]

I may be 5 years late my man, but if you haven’t, I’d love to see a video on the innerworkings/politics/origin of Dark Eldar culture

[@Nverdis]

How do the Dark Eldar screen all those slaves for psychers? Can't they just ring the dinner bell for Slaanesh or something?

[@slaane377]

dark eldar may not be psychic, but they can FEEL psykers, literally if you think someone in a group is a psyker just shuffle them one at a time through a room. BOOM you found him

[@dosdoomguy2285]

Commorragh needs to get converted into grey goo.

[@abbasilvernight]

Not all human humans go there as slaves, some joined the dark eldar as pets while others stays in Commorrag learning with the Homoneaculli(sorry, I can't spell their name correctly)

[@Ironbattlemace]

Really? Learning with haemonculi sounds epic.

[@mrnaughtycat]

There's an story in the November 1998 games workshop,magazine about a dark eldar prisoner Gideon who meets a dark eldar tourture

[@warlockcraft21]

Remember tho, no naughty words in the shop..

[@saintricardo8746]

Death is considered mercy here

[@alker_of_abyss]

so what's the principal difference between them and Chaos? I can imagine Chaos worshipers doing all those things and worse, except without the need for it.

[@primengo3031]

With chaos you will probably die in some awful ritual and have your soul devoured by the local demon. While yes you can. Experience some awful things, it's more short and sweet rather than torment you for months, kill you, bring you back, turn you into a toilet to swallow "waste" for all eternity. Remember it was the DE that made the God of pleasure ;)

[@e21big]

Only the Emperor Children do something close to DE - however the EC lack the sophisticated technology of the DE that is required to produced that degree of pain and terror

[@e21big]

they can get so much more "physical" (Tower of Flesh for instance)

[@Ice-ou6es]

>"And if this video gave you reason to start a Dark Eldar Collection..." OHGODPLSNO ~Signed, your friendly neighborhood Necron player.

[@battlefrog5589]

"This is a bolter. Your argument is invalid."

[@WargamerShawn]

very good video

[@primengo3031]

Thanks :)

[@jare3459]

Tau clearly by a long shot grater of all goods and lesser of two evils

[@Overanalyse_This]

I can't remember which channel it was but one of them did recently did an hour long video on being captured by each of the various xenos. It MIGHT have been Imperial Iterator.

[@e21big]

on the brighter side you will have a chance to - ahem "hybridize" with Eldar

[@trippfields279]

e21big It actually does happen lol. Plenty of half Human Bastards are in Commoragh apparently

[@shadow3675]

By the emperor! Send me at the orcs any day!

[@HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022]

Captured by the dark eldar is a fate worse than death .

[@IchHassePasswoerter]

I hereby petition the Departmento Munitorum to issue cyanide pills to every citizen.

[@theofanispatitsas7111]

"Should you be captured alive"... Being captured demands that you are alive, it is not like you can "capture" a corpse...

[@sjcobra84]

Space pirates. As perverted as the Dark Elder are, you wouldn't really wanna be a POW to any enemy faction really.

[@OnlyInt]

and this is why i joined the eldar

[@Defanos]

i hope you made that other video on the DE, they are enigma.

[@nathanx2000.]

Dude you've earned a sub This was awesome

[@unknownuser6809]

The worse thing you said was fink instead of think. The torture!

[@DustyTheKitty]

Not Mr Winky!!!

[@misterbeans3590]

They are such an interesting race

[@basilgaizka4672]

Thanks dude, please keep making videos.

[@supertib1]

good stuff bro. keep making videos.

[@SetuwoKecik]

Aeldari really loves indian cuisines that they made their own version Dry Curry

[@jaegar2786]

Sees title. That’s some space marines prefer to carry an extra grenade.

[@hope121107]

You make great videos. Keep up the work.

[@TheCerealkiller148]

Dear dark eldar players Seek help.