Warhammer for dummies explained by a dummy

Warhammer for dummies explained by a dummy #warhammer #fyp #spacemarine2 #gaming

[@maddogtank8425]

The best way to possibly describe the emperor without spending an hour and a half on the light explanation of the emperor It's just by saying, imagine if Your granddad never dies and always has the body of a ripped 20-year-old, so he's speaking to you like he's your grandfather, but he looks like he's in better shape than 98% of the population. Also, uh, he can just magically randomly whenever he wants, decide to delete you from existence. With his brain, don't question that last part just know that it can happen. Also, your father, yeah, he's 9 feet tall and your grandfather's roughly 12 feet tall, and you are also 8 feet tall. Your grandfather also sometimes rides on a walking church the size of the Empire state building. But you know again, don't worry about that

[@xTwoShoes]

I laughed so hard at this hahaha well played!

[@chrisporter9397]

I don’t understand why this isn’t the description at the top of his page on every 40k wiki

[@seo3599]

He was a perpetual

[@bottasheimfe5750]

Thousands of years ago TODAY. Dude has been around since the dawn of human civilization.

[@jren2946]

He became what he hated most. Context; he wanted to kill religion to starve the chaos gods, after the Horus heresy event, and time passing, his shattered mind in the warp becomes even more powerful as he is worshipped. As the warp is what is believed, him being worshipped as a god has become a god himself. Take the orks, they slap red paint on stuff to make them go faster, which it does… because they believe it does…

[@ashermaese4481]

That's why I play sisters of battle. It screams Warhammer to me. This twisted view on religion as a whole to the extreme lol

[@xTwoShoes]

Sisters of Battle are the essence of grimdark imo! So sick!

[@johnconstantine689]

Make a Waaagh come to believe that Big Daddy Emperor is awake, and he would probably wake up from his slumber

[@Ltmifune]

Misread the wiki? Congrats on doing a poor job

[@xTwoShoes]

I'm a long time acolyte of the hobby and the endless sea of tiny grey plastic. This is more of a meme to try explain the emperor to viewers...poorly haha

[@gamekeyp]

Thought he was immune the corruption and not a psyker? New to the lore an not sure if I got it twisted. Also, saw he had some connection if not being the last Old One?

[@SuperValdez7]

He wasnt born

[@ScipioTTV]

He’s a collective of psykers, but he was still born as a child.

[@xTwoShoes]

Look, as long as the warp is at bay I dont mind if he was born, sprouted, or just kinda appeared.

[@eggsandbacon1775]

Worst short story ever