Let's be honest you were making it in your head. Did he really need to?
@501stlegionnaire8 жыл бұрын
I always like the formal manner in which Arch concludes after one of his warhammer lore topics, it's basically the parental equivalent of telling a child the ultimate horror bed-time story before saying, "sleep tight" ^^
@AbuKaliAchBar8 жыл бұрын
You just made my day. Thank you! :D
@501stlegionnaire8 жыл бұрын
I have my moments^^
@timroddle36188 жыл бұрын
Warhammer lore combined with Arch's attention to detail and generally soothing voice is just perfect to listen to as you go to sleep, its like a good old fashioned bed time story.(with a lot more violence)
@TheIsioisi8 жыл бұрын
+tim roddle I've been doing the exact same thing!
@Schlange5568 жыл бұрын
I find his dark, smooth and refined story telling endlessly entertaining.
@skryreprototype18268 жыл бұрын
Tricksy man-thing lie-lies! Skryre make reliable things for cheap price!
@TheCorrodedMan7 жыл бұрын
Stupid skryre rat lies-lies even worse! Glorious mors clan bought many weapons for war with filthy man-things,WORTHLESS SKRYRE WEAPONS BROKEN ON ARRIVAL! (sniff sniff)
@pile-o-nonsense36885 жыл бұрын
Both are nothing compared to glorious clan pestilence, yes-yes! We true children of horned rat. Spread and serve. Mors vermintide is weak and skryres trash -trash too. Waste of warpstone for better plagues!
@swearwerks5 жыл бұрын
@@TheCorrodedMan sniff sniff snuff do you have receipt?
@greulich96355 жыл бұрын
Filthy acts at reasonable prices
@therustedshank99955 жыл бұрын
Lies lies! Skryre sells best greatest weapon-machines! Not lying!
@kingofzero1008 жыл бұрын
"hit it with warpstone." Don't know why, but every time I hear that, I die XD
@OnlyDeathIsEternal8 жыл бұрын
You got hit by warpstone.
@charlottewalnut31184 жыл бұрын
Anon ymus Sup Anderson
@kazaddum24488 жыл бұрын
"Early retirement by nom-nom." My sides-sides.
@JuggernautSPQR8 жыл бұрын
"you might be noticing a common theme of all the inventions" Uhhhh they all randomly blow up ? :)
@Askethanoras8 жыл бұрын
nonononon, thats orc thingz, - the rat things glow green AND go boom :P
@JuggernautSPQR8 жыл бұрын
Askethanoras ahh ofc xD
@HrothgarHeavenlight8 жыл бұрын
Orc ar green...
@Askethanoras8 жыл бұрын
HrothgarHeavenlight they don't glow green :D
@HrothgarHeavenlight8 жыл бұрын
For now. If they will want they will glow green!
@Hecatomix8 жыл бұрын
I always imagine warpstone being somewhat like tiberium from Command and Conquer. Green, mutagenic, useful for fuel and ammo and comes from space :)
@Mornathel5 жыл бұрын
Arch discussing hierarchies in Warhammer: Food source, food source, rarely a food source, rarely ever a food source.
@shannonrammler93218 жыл бұрын
Arch do you feel that Apple is trying to copy the skaven by making phones that are bigger but not better
@angrydude6756 жыл бұрын
Shannon Rammler lmao
@callumholliday52025 жыл бұрын
Apple is secretly run be Skaven confirmed
@lazyr8525 жыл бұрын
Not a bug-bug, its a feature yes-yes!
@charlottewalnut31184 жыл бұрын
Lazy R Clan Bethesda
@yannierttheiv4758 жыл бұрын
The Adeptus Mechanicus' house pets
@robertnelson95995 жыл бұрын
Wrong, they are the Brain Boyz from which all Ork Mekboyz gain their technological know-how.
@osamasllamas63894 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 they were part of early tyranid builds brudduhs
@dreadedpixel90224 жыл бұрын
No there pinky and the brain but with a healthy dose of Heretek
@whyuhatan3 жыл бұрын
More like the vermin that scuttle around in their basement
@robertcross98633 жыл бұрын
A million times yes I can see that
@jacobsmith82868 жыл бұрын
Has Arch ever talked about how the Skaven are basically after the moon cheese, and everything they do revolves around cheese. Or warpstone, which is basically highly explosive cheese.
@gammaspector5 жыл бұрын
I bet arch was exceedingly excited by the new warhammer faction trailer that showed the Ratling, warpmusket crew and a really really big boom weapon. I know I was
@joearschtreter71654 жыл бұрын
I´m a pius servant of the empire, but i like the scene, for it was a 1:1 copy from the "Contact" scene from Predator 1. In which Arnie and his men also mow down the jungle in the same manner... Priceless :)
@r0br33r Жыл бұрын
@@joearschtreter7165 You spell "Pious" Like a nigerian name
@RedneckSith4 жыл бұрын
So basically if Brain were slightly less intelligent FAR more homicidal, and had access to warpstone, he'd found this clan.
@colaynasakuragi36534 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my attitude to “experiments” as a kid. Puts firecracker in BB gun to make the bb go faster, blows up BB gun, repeats the same thing 100% convinced it won’t blow up this time.
@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni6 жыл бұрын
Don't be ridiclous! This experiment is completely Safe-safe!
@Poteon1558 жыл бұрын
need more-more great-awesome vids, from great-awesome Arch, on Soo awesome-great skavens, Horn..Bridge-gread-god will be Happy-pleased
@helldrake777778 жыл бұрын
What were you about to squeak-say before swallow-turning your tongue as you said-told Bridge-God's name? *looks menacingly at you while wearing a gas mask*
holy shit they have telephones!? gg anyone trying to fight skaven.
@steveoo67155 жыл бұрын
They have Gatling guns, muskets, flamethrowers and even bloody nukes in a fantasy universe, and your surprised they have telephones?! XD
@cousinzeke48883 жыл бұрын
@@steveoo6715 The dwarves have fucking helicopters!
@robertnelson95993 жыл бұрын
@@cousinzeke4888 And the Lizardmen have magic space lasers, and the High Elves have bread that never gets old and the Empire has mechanical horses.
@Hiihtopipa3 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 that elf bread really does not compare to the rest xd
@Khornecussion3 жыл бұрын
@@Hiihtopipa An army marches on it's stomachs. You try making a starving army fight. XD
@matiaklemse27184 жыл бұрын
Ach: You all might have noticed a common theme in all theese machines... Me: They all have a tendancy to blow up! Arch: They all pretty much use warpstone... Me: Ah!... *looks around*
@anotheryoutubed3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad the Total War game units didn't inherit this trait 🤣
@wormfood832 жыл бұрын
@@anotheryoutubed I would probably stop playing skaven if my weapons teams randomly blew. I'd laugh the first time or two, then I'd quit.
@anotheryoutubed2 жыл бұрын
@@wormfood83 TFW the doomrocket somehow gets a miscast chance 🤣
@TygerScorpion858 жыл бұрын
''Early retirement by nomnom'' Laughed so hard XD
@AnotherVolvoxFan8 жыл бұрын
Clan Skryre is wimps ... Moulder all the way. Although I fucking love your humor, it's so much dark understatement and compeltely dry descriptions.
@AnotherVolvoxFan8 жыл бұрын
I literally burst out laughing at "death by nomnom"
@AeneasGemini3 жыл бұрын
Please, using warpstone to mutate rat things is for suckers, MAKE THINGS GO BOOM!
@zero54965 жыл бұрын
warpstones are basically chaos uranium, thats why they are good for both a fuel source and ammo, also mutation caused by radiation/warp
@marcomeme48758 жыл бұрын
What is this? A lore video from Arch? I've been binging these videos all night, not gonna stop now
@skarjj18 жыл бұрын
dont forget Clan Mors they were as close to being a Great Skaven Clan without actually being one and they may have actually became one before the end times occurred.
@LucienTheWitch8 жыл бұрын
A dream that will last, all the love you can give! Every day of your life, for as long as you live! Lovely Arch this really made my day epic. Literally a cherry on top of the most delicious sundae ever.
@EddieTheLightbringer8 жыл бұрын
More Skaven lore!
@Overanalyse_This Жыл бұрын
What's the lifespan of your everyday Skaven? I know some of the named characters have artificially extended their lives and that many Skaven are killed either on purpose or chance. But let's say we just pick a random one and then put them alone in a safe environment where they have everything they need to survive. How long do we think it'd last?
@matthuckabey0076 жыл бұрын
These are the best, its great when you show the painted models and list the points. Great imagery!
@keegobricks97348 жыл бұрын
as irritating as his gushing skaven fanboyism is, I have to give him respect for being one hell of a skaven role player.
@cyborglion41797 жыл бұрын
Keego Bricks when did he do skaven roleplay.
@Speeddrat8 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but this is kind of really similar to the 40k Orcs ... Because orcs, too, live an breath to bash and boss other orcs around ... And Gretchins are more often than not workshop assistants to mech-boy's workshop, food source, lab rats and targets for target practise ...
@Uberdude66667 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that even if a clan Skryer-invention doesn't actually contain any explosive components, the engineers will add it in just for the heck of it?
@chriscalvin50838 жыл бұрын
great video Arch. this video along with your lore videos on the Night and forest goblins are some of your funniest works. again great video look forward to you next warhammer lore video
@razvanconstantin7403 жыл бұрын
" Except that one time it nearly killed Skavenblight " should be the ending of most sentences when describing any invention of clan Skryre
@Rudevald8 жыл бұрын
Arch you glorious bastard. This video had PERFECT skaven "feel". Good job mate :D
@martinharhovsky77128 жыл бұрын
Arch, considering you started with Skryre, are they your favourite clan? Mine is Mors.
@Noctornal8 жыл бұрын
0:24
@martinharhovsky77128 жыл бұрын
Satansson97 Dunno how i missed that one.
@destroyerofskulls30368 жыл бұрын
My least to most favorite of the clans go in this order. Moulder and Pestilens are tied at 4th favorite as i can't decide which i like more. Eshin is my third favorite. Skryre is my second favorite. And Mors is my favorite Clan.
@martinharhovsky77128 жыл бұрын
+Lord Caelvanir The Emperor knows everything. Even what he does not knowm
@martinharhovsky77128 жыл бұрын
+Destroyer Of Skulls Mors are awesome. I hate how they have almost no concrete lore, but i still love them.
@sadwingsraging30442 жыл бұрын
Loc-Nar confirmed as Warp Stone.
@nukehammer69416 жыл бұрын
Skaven and night goblins are my fav gotta love the old backstabbing and infinite plus many extra wepons capability’s
@Self-replicating_whatnot8 жыл бұрын
Do skaven eat cheese? And if so, where do they get the milk for it?
@romulusnuma1168 жыл бұрын
Humans
@Dorunek8 жыл бұрын
No they don't, they usually only eat black cereals/seeds, skaven/human/greenskin/dwarf/elf/whatever meat or just regular rats, also they sometimes sniff warpstone, if that counts. Normal quality cheese would be like a divine treat for a skaven
@EtherealDoomed8 жыл бұрын
+Darwin Award You are correct. They choose a wise variety of other substances over cheese.
@Dorunek8 жыл бұрын
musicman24X I think cheese is bad for them actually, I have a pet rat in my house and most vets tell me to not give him cheese or at least not too often
@Dorunek8 жыл бұрын
Darwin Award Wait so we're like the Skaven then? We got used to eating cheese even though most people can't eat it? xD
@Mchalftroll8 жыл бұрын
Skryre home made appliances it slices it dices it kills you in seconds.
@KrimzonFlygon13 жыл бұрын
Virgin Dwarf: No! Ye’ can’t just bash a pile of scrap metal with Warpstone and call it ‘invention’! That’s not how it works! It mostly _doesn’t_ work! CHAD Skaven: Haha yes-yes! DOOMWHEEL GO VROOM-VROOM!
@omegawilliam95s363 жыл бұрын
40k Orks: First time?
@knighty79128 жыл бұрын
"And,you know,there is also that one fucking time where it nearly blew up Skavenblight,BUT BESIDES THAT"
@Tucher975 жыл бұрын
I know most of the skaven clans are names that are based on something that is filth or disease but what is skryre? there is clan Septic, then there is clan rictus and mortis which crudely sounds like Rigor Mortis also you are aware that Clan skryre in total war warhammer 2 in mortal empires they start out with the bretonnas to the north, humans that are stuck in hte middle ages
@cornholio84115 жыл бұрын
6:33 I fuckin hate those models. Back in 01' first time I had a game with a skaven player and he literally had nothing but those fuckin guns and I didn't get to make it across the board :( game was over in like 2 shooting turns. Have envied skaven ever since but fucking hate them. Little rat bastards. Doesn't matter the whole chaos not chaos thing I play chaos warriors and yes-yes. I indeed got owned yes-yes
@Veyoun6 жыл бұрын
Yes Yes ^^ I really like this a lot and i also should get my Rats out of the Box and onto the Field again... could enjoy a good old Clan Skryre Field Test on the shoulders of some 'poor' Imperial Targets ^^
@kbennett25874 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a orc vs skaven battle.
@Marinealver5 жыл бұрын
I'm getting Brotherhood of Nod vibes here. Wait, Tiberium, OMG it is just Warpstones.
@benjaminastaburuaga43228 жыл бұрын
A Lore YouTuBe channel that doesn't act like an encyclopedia written by a 120 year old and actually makes jokes? Subscribed in less than a millisecond
@WormyWilly8 жыл бұрын
i don't know why but listening to this is even better with the nutcracker music playing in the background... you know you want to
@jarco50008 жыл бұрын
The dange... Erhm, GLORIOUS experiments
@timroddle36188 жыл бұрын
Arch has successfully convinced me like the skaven, total war warhammer NEEDS skaven next
@DTSephiroth6 жыл бұрын
The more I learn about the Skaven the more interesting I find them to be.
@aeranthial4398 жыл бұрын
Arch fast burning gunpowder would be a terrible ammunition
@holsson858 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it needs to burn slower so that the projectile gradually accelerate through the barrel, rather than the barrel just...exploding!
@aeranthial4398 жыл бұрын
holsson85 actually a fast burning gunpowder would create very little pressure making it to weak to use
@Quethonable8 жыл бұрын
+Benjamin Gilbert As someone who has dabbled in pyrotechnics, gunpowder most definitely needs to burn quickly to act as a propellant - if it doesn't burn quickly enough you just get a rather underwhelming roman candle effect
@aeranthial4398 жыл бұрын
Macdeas But if it burns to quickly it doesn't work properly either you need a just right on the burn speed.
@chakatBombshell8 жыл бұрын
It does make for really good unstable bombs though.
@ReconRookie4 жыл бұрын
Ah, good old Clan Skryre. The /k/ of the Warhammer world
@chrisfox70347 жыл бұрын
That hypothetical knight would go on to found the Order of the Horned Ass.
@theprophetofthepastagod56337 жыл бұрын
The order of the horned ass is the best order in the history mankind
@AFCoulthard8 жыл бұрын
Ahh warpstone, warhammers magical plutonium
@wuebboltc8 жыл бұрын
You missed a chance for a great pun at the beginning: "build a better..." MOUSETRAP!!!
@madskandersen38048 жыл бұрын
random fact of the day. kulgur is the art of cooking trolls in Khazalid, the language of the of the dwarfs. then there is Thaggoraki that has the meaning skaven, assassin or footpad and lastly there is smak which is physically punishment
@Archon39605 жыл бұрын
Ah, see-see Arch? If you stick to the Lore-story and just that, your videos get better! Yes-yes!
@emperorconstantine1.3616 жыл бұрын
MORE SKAVEN LORE AND CLANS!!!!
@MLMechanic8 жыл бұрын
Yes!! More of that sweet sweet lore
@Architectofawesome8 жыл бұрын
Love your lore videos, thes is one of my fawourite ones :D
@xbbao8 жыл бұрын
So like if colin furze was a warplock engineer he would conquer the old world. xD
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
Almost immediately.
@cyborglion41796 жыл бұрын
I wasn't aware that he wasn't one
@Bankstercide8 жыл бұрын
"There Is No Problem Which Cannot Be Solved By A Suitable Application Of Warpstone."- Skryre Motto Looking forward to the 2016 Skaven and Ork Engineering and Team Building Workshop. It'll be a blast!
@EtherealDoomed8 жыл бұрын
Ha. I see what you did there! :P
@26snoopy828 жыл бұрын
You forgot to talk about a doomwheel
@yourethatmantis51788 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they'll add the skaven as one single empire or 4 factions for the 4 different clans in TWW
@kordelshorgar1228 жыл бұрын
awesome vid as always... moulder is my favourite clan i wish for a video about them soon :D!!!
@JohnSmith-dq7sr6 жыл бұрын
6:33 I think the word you are looking for is propellant
@cardboardbox1917 жыл бұрын
What right thinking shaven boss would tell his underlines where he's going to come from and mention explosives. I also think a Shaven slave might rise to the top but if he was capable he probably wouldn't have ended up as a slave in the first place.
@IchigoGyuunyu8 жыл бұрын
Since you're such a Skaven fan, would you consider doing a video on Grey Seer Thanquol? He's certainly an entertaining character to say the least.
@leopoldjenkins8 жыл бұрын
probably my favourite warhammer fantasy faction and loved that video
@masterdeath4448 жыл бұрын
That means all big skaven Clans get a own Video 0.0 i Love you for that arch!
@JosePerez-ld8qg Жыл бұрын
Just YOUR favorite fluffy fanatics... Love your work though, thanks!
@bruvamcdevastator34788 жыл бұрын
Iz waitin fer a klan lore video, but dis is gud
@bruvamcdevastator34788 жыл бұрын
ork klan dat iz
@sunttu3337 жыл бұрын
Bruva McDevastator Et sayz yer a grot
@wildcard56168 жыл бұрын
we aren't wasting our time making bigger and better household appliances.
@pieguy71577 жыл бұрын
1.) Will we get video's on the Great Clans? 2.) if we will get videos, in what order are they going to be in? 3.) And, when will we get them?
@NetMoverSitan7 жыл бұрын
He's done a video on the rat ninja clan.
@CrossBreedTacoHD8 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for the lore videos about the other clans! On a side note, are you going to finish your dominions lets play, or was it lost after you fixed your computer? Also where the hell are my graviteam tactics lets plays? great video as always, keep it up :p
@renwolf39808 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece of humor. Seriously.
@bernardpuljizevic66995 жыл бұрын
Clan Skreyre: we kill burn and make you explode for science
@Mirb13Gaming8 жыл бұрын
I love how you do these lore videos, great content
@Vineor8 жыл бұрын
Beautifully horryfing as always my beloved Arch
@Random_Chiroptera7 жыл бұрын
I wonder are there any official sources for converting Warhammer into a d20 role-playing campaign? I've seen some homebrew stuff, but official would be better. Otherwise I'm liable to have loads of questions regarding each race to at least try figuring out how I can allow each to be playable in this requested campaign setting.
@GunRunner1068 жыл бұрын
Battlefleet Gothic Tau Beta~
@jacobsmith82868 жыл бұрын
Greater greater for good
@dragb92848 жыл бұрын
GunRunner for the greater good
@Analoguejunk6 жыл бұрын
Love the slaven Lore, got any more? I've been listening to your vids for weeks now. Keep it up!
@Azkamoski8 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Clan Moulder
@Chiefjoseph828 жыл бұрын
arch's children's book series coming soon
@matthewrobinson84738 жыл бұрын
yes-yes mighty gray seer arch speaks about clan skryre.
@accipiterluscus78817 жыл бұрын
warplock jezzail is based of the afghan jezail a 6 foot 14lb musket using a .75 cal projectile if one could be made or salvaged other wise would use large nails or pebbles
@accipiterluscus78817 жыл бұрын
average operable range of 250m made it very effective for sniping compared to other smooth bore muskets
@captainhindsight69948 жыл бұрын
so a return to the under empire me sees yes-yes. Too long this has been methinks. The horned one is displeased with your work, underling
@brightboar4421 Жыл бұрын
uh hi am from future to words words words for the grand inquisitor and his algorithm!
@KRinsdale8 жыл бұрын
What do we have to do to get more of these? Verminus? or the Eshin? I mean it, I will literally break laws for more.
@yosip02688 жыл бұрын
Arch, what happened to background music? I remember in older lore videos there was a nice tune playing in the background.
@MrAbsolutedance8 жыл бұрын
Skaven technology sounds s lot like ork magic to me, only replace green creatures with green rocks
@joesnider70578 жыл бұрын
cool, skaven content on my birthday. :)
@imperialityofserbia51388 жыл бұрын
happy birthday (random stranger) !
@TzuDevil8 жыл бұрын
LOVE your videos!!
@ID2MON8 жыл бұрын
This game is really interesting especially the lore,, always catches my attention while I'm stoned
@cthulawha8 жыл бұрын
love your lore videos man
@Litany_of_Fury8 жыл бұрын
My first introduction to the Skaven was the game Mark of Chaos.
@YTPoljo8 жыл бұрын
agreed arch skryre furries are the best
@imperialityofserbia51388 жыл бұрын
*shudders in fear*
@Wo0dGlue8 жыл бұрын
What is black grain? Is there a source of stuff like food in Warhammer?
@EchoTracker4 жыл бұрын
Really gotta go through your videos and find and quote all your best lines.
@xiriusthesoulwatcher39558 жыл бұрын
One has to wonder how many warhammer roleplaying folks exist about in the Arch Audience. And indeed I myself am one