Warhammer Quest: Silver Tower - Cracking Unboxing

[@alexstillman8367]

""Enhance your adventure with the Warhammer Quest - My Hero - companion app!"" "No." Subscribed

[@darthkynreeve]

Aye.

[@pedrogomezgoldin7515]

literally did the same

[@DnDOldGuard]

Yeah same! Won me over right there!

[@kofola9145]

Enhance your adventure with HeroQuest!

[@leni_haylett]

Just that deadpan quick-witted response is perfect. Also SUBBED TOO!

[@KPTorrent]

"IMP-POSSIBLE. They never made a halfling army." Gold.

[@kevynhansyn2902]

Lynn Lochlynn Could be a Kender Army.

[@HeronSight]

TAG miniatures supply halflings Warhammer style in metal. Can't use then in the local gamesworkshop.

[@Ropetupa]

We do not have problem with Kenders!

[@Gladoholic]

What's the song after that? I need it!

[@TheUnholyHandGrenade]

That got a good laugh out of me.

[@jameslancaster8909]

I feel like this dude is an actual wizard and he's just spent a thousand years just vibing

[@noahl9073]

He’s a bard bruh

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Would anyone like to see the bits I cut for time? I didn't want too long a video or anything but I did lose some bits I liked.

[@albaniaalban]

BardicBroadcasts I'd love to see them :) Can't ever get enough of the content you put out!

[@Pikkabuu]

A bard video cannot be too long.

[@tehwinnamon]

BardicBroadcasts anything that lets us look at your lovely face can never be a bad thing.

[@thelonelyphox]

Yeah man!

[@thepenismightier]

More Bard? Heck yes!

[@IShallCallHimTaders]

I gotta say, you would be an awesome GM for a D&D campaign.

[@willnorman-bargo]

I would play in one of his games. All though I think everyone would have to play a dwarf barbarian.

[@deadpepper36]

I agree he would, I bet he plays

[@HPYellow]

@@willnorman-bargo 000

[@madmanvarietyshow9605]

I feel like he'd either run old school d&d like 1st or 2nd edition (which would be crazy fun) or he'd run Warhammer Fantasy which would probably be even more fun.

[@user-fr1ys2wn4t]

@Avery Chance I would sign up for that!

[@SirLuquent]

I'll always be thankful to the bard for introducing me to Dragonsbane through that allusion to the rhyme: Maggots from meat, Weevils from rye, Dragons from stars In an empty sky.

[@Saberspark]

THE BEST THING ABOUT BARD'S VIDEOS...IS HIS BEARD!

[@budhajedi5613]

i read that in his voice lmao

[@Blayze]

THE BARD-BARIAN

[@Deckard575]

Didnt mention the BroaudSaoud.

[@filipstezewski1517]

Might aswell be called BeardicBroadcasts

[@keanucange]

BeardBarian!

[@Kezzic]

Can we get this guy to voice over and mocap some character in any RPG? Literally any RPG. He’d fit right in.

[@Lbf5677]

That's how most NPCs in mediaeval England used to talk and act

[@FireSpark]

"You have opened a Games Workshop box. You are likely to be eaten by a sprue."

[@Ropetupa]

"That sentence is too long for me to understand. You have been eaten by sprue."

[@Novasky2007]

Go west.

[@joebloker8585]

I love the look he gives the camera every time it changes scenes. It’s so enduring

[@andrewroman7053]

"Get the app" No. *Huge grin* lol

[@VideoZivili]

Never stop. You made a video that delivered reasoned, grown up criticism of GW and also was hilarious, great job.

[@bobbytate9907]

That is a FUCKING-A Skeletor impression.

[@A.S.Bridges]

Hahah that Neutral Lyn joke at the end is amazing. Well played sir.

[@lordmonfort]

My son got his copy of Silver Tower today for completing Summer School...The Bard may have a little something to do with it as this is one of his favorite channels and we watch the GW-related videos over and over again. My son literally mimics The Bard when talking about games.

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Keep an eye on that lad... he'll want a lute and a plumed hat before long. I know I do!

[@tb-easy8072]

I don’t know the lore, or the game, but The Bard’s attention to the smallest detail makes this so interesting and rewatch able

[@powersurge4290]

I get so happy when I see an upload from the Bard.

[@yabbadabbindude]

the only unboxings I care enough to watch.

[@BardicBroadcasts]

A high compliment! Happy New Year to you, Alex!

[@stitchup5637]

3:42 literally made me subscribe. Should of been the Hero Quest video, but no it was that part.

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Grand! Happy New Year, Mr. Williams.

[@ccarello1]

Same here, lol! "Guidebook, read this first. Nay!" And as my hand hovered over the subscribe button...Enhance your experience with the companion app. No. That clinched it, Lol.

[@lukebatchelor717]

A drawing to win the army of your dreams. Impossible, they never made a halfling army. *Halfling music sounds*

[@Kataron]

I think my favourite thing about The Bard, aside from his glorious beard and healthy love of shorter races, is how easily he conveys proper excitement. You can really feel the happiness and excitement he gets from this stuff, and that makes it all so much more genuine and pleasant to watch. Keep up the good work, man.

[@TheSealseal]

Bard you need more videos!!! you have a huge potential! even videos of you reviewing a bag of chips are welcome!!!!

[@aleidius192]

My favorite art critic has returned!

[@GataZGinkgo]

I have never and likely will never play warhammer, I have no idea what it's about or what the rules are, but I still love these fucking videos because the commentary is just so goddamn interesting. this guy could read aloud a phonebook and have me enthralled. godspeed good sir

[@MrRed-tu7xd]

I read the books regularly but I would certainly buy an audiobook of the Lord of the Rings if he were it's narrator.

[@Nusphigore]

3 yearslater and i'm still looking at the muscularity!

[@obsoleteworlds]

The witch elf book sneaking up on him was an inspired touch.

[@ZoranTheBear]

Your videos make me so happy :P Keep em up man.

[@zacharoninoodle]

Maggots from meat, weevils from rye, dragons from stars in an empty sky. Righteous

[@StuartKerrigan]

Dear Master Bard, will you not let us gather by the fire and tell us of the days of yore as you unbox the real Warhammer Quest for us?

[@nidhoggstrike]

Yes, this!

[@garymcgregor5951]

Pleeeeeeeeeeease!

[@PubeStache]

Still mad I sold mine senior year of high school.

[@captaincokecan]

The best thing about the bard is his voice, ahah The best thing about the bard is his beard.Did you the know the best thing about the bard is his humour. Now he best thing, the very best thing about the bard is the bard-barian. look at its bardy bardness

[@damienvalentine5043]

...Now that the peasantry have gone, the best thing about the Bard is the dwarf statues. True aficionados of the Bard choose the nine dwarf statues, each dwarfier than the last!

[@seanhornibrook]

The best thing about The Bard is his intros. Just look at the perfection in comedic timing interlaced with hard truths about the world in which we live. Wonderful.

[@pvt.prinny759]

SYNTHS!! I hope his beautiful big beard is real

[@Gam3B0y23r0]

The best thing about the Bard is Bard!!!

[@fitzdiebohne9886]

KZbin at it's best.

[@971zero]

So it has come to pass the dwarfs have descended upon blizzard, and left nothing but ash.

[@FILIPMARK10]

Bard is simply too great to describe how great he actually is. The adjectives are way too juicy and prosperous for us mortals to comprehend and realise. The path of his explanations are far beyond our understandings. There is no person in our domain that could possibly describe Bard's greatness. Simply speaking... The Bard is OP!

[@damienvalentine5043]

That "file photo" at 1:25 -- Just. The. Best.

[@cgvapors963]

You, sir, are a treat to watch. I haven't been into RPG or Table Tops since the '80s, but watching your vids is still delightful and brings back some fun memories.

[@LionInTheAttic]

This ceaseless, and senseless, glorification of Deathstalker has earned you an entry in MY book of grudges. Ya goon.

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Curse you, Lion!

[@jonathanvine1890]

Great to see the Bard return. Nothing more refreshing than seeing a talented artist create something of high quality for the sake of the thing itself. Loved that exaggerated depth on the opening shot.

[@135Badger]

To those who disliked this video, I don't understand you and I don't want to.

[@TheBayzent]

They are elven gentlemen who got confused with witch elves

[@KingLich451]

exactly

[@sneakyking]

It's simple. They were good all along just misconstrued.

[@GM_Darius]

Hecking hells, I must have watched this video at least 20 times in the past few years, and i've only JUST spotted the elven lady on the cover.

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Evasive are the fey maids...

[@dboussios8694]

Dear Sir, would you please review, unbox and rebox everything? Like truly... Everything in this world.

[@Notsodirky]

I often come back and rewatch your videos when im playing single player games. theres something about the way you dribble on that I can tune out and then its perfect background noise, and when I tune back in (like during load times) i am instantly entertained. I fucking love you, man.

[@Emily-eh5bq]

I now have a second favorite video after the HeroQuest video. Great work!

[@DaveBailey85]

I watched you 2 years ago. Lost channel and kept thinking of it. Just found again. Outstanding

[@arimatthews2906]

GOOD GOD I NEED MORE. MAKE MORE CONTENT, GLORIOUS BEARDED BARDIC GOD

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Alright guv, just finishing up a project as we speak. Give me a couple of days.

[@arimatthews2906]

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Hmm. I wasn't going to make a video on it... do you think it would be interesting enough?

[@Clockworkwraith]

Aye! And then some. Hearing you opinion after a redoubling of their efforts would be quite illuminating!

[@asz3337]

Sir, you could do a cracking unboxing of a toaster and it would be entertaining for us.

[@Mr_Putts]

Well the statues might not get there, but looks like the total collapse could be on it's way.

[@KingsandGenerals]

Hey. Excellent video. Liked it a lot. I also play similar games and like them. Yours seems a little bit different though. Anyways, keep it up. Thanks a lot!

[@wladyslawderstreiter9078]

4 Years ago you were here. Damn...

[@Absintheinfevor]

Just when I was starting to get withdrawals from a severe lack of ''Cracking Unboxings"... the Bard returns to feed my addiction. Thank you, sir.

[@Chipperz1]

11:20 - Best thing about that art is what the daemons are holding - Fateweaver has two dice, the Gaunt Summoner is checking the rulebook, the moon-faced dude is writing on his character sheet and the Lord of Change is just pondering what his new pawn will do. As soon as I realised they were the players, the whole thing became more than a little bit more awesome :D Best artwork for any game. Ever :D

[@Lucien967]

"Although that might have to do with my selective vision when it comes to Elves..." This had me in stitches

[@nerdcity]

I played a game of "Who Do You Recommend Subscribing To" with Quinton Reviews and some other people, and your channel was one of my 3 of-the-top-of-the-head choices. Please don't fuck this up for me Dwarflord

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Hail, Mr. City! Thank you! I shan't spoil anything for you that it is within my power to soil, but I will remind you that you are responsible for your own choices. That said, what are the rules to this game of yours and can I play too?

[@nerdcity]

BardicBroadcasts critical fail - I blew it 🥃 I'm dead!

[@BardicBroadcasts]

What are you on about?

[@nerdcity]

BardicBroadcasts I apologize for the second incomprehensible message. I drank an irresponsible amount whisky.

[@davedogge2280]

The David Bellamy of fantasy board games on his epic quest for a standard halfling army.

[@sabertoothray]

him swinging around that beady little knife made me uncomfortable as fuck

[@archbishopmactasty76]

I don't play board games nor do i understand most of what he is talking about but his raw charisma and eccentrics draw me back for more episodes of something i don't understand. Good on you man.

[@thekelvingreen]

You seem to be missing Advanced HeroQuest! I feel like we should crowdfund to get you a copy or something.

[@thekelvingreen]

And _Mighty Heroes_, the simplified version of the advanced version of _HeroQuest_!

[@jlinkous05]

Infinite procedural generated dungeon... which expands off the table or is way too complicated!

[@Novasky2007]

Actually if you follow the rules it scrolls like a zx spectrum dungeon crawl, you never place anything the heroes can't see.

[@RayMardia]

2:07 the greatest and from now on the only facial expression I shall ever have when bubble wrap is revealed before me

[@shelbybunny]

This guy sounds like how wearing a wizard shirt feels

[@superhumantrueman]

This dudes voice is incredible. I would vote for him, just to hear him narrate world events in the most dramatic way imaginable.

[@alastairtivy-harris8129]

"Selective vision when it comes to elves."

[@oomdb]

Haha ! Nice one Bard. I hope that , you will get your dwarfs

[@Aaronwdb]

This is intensely valuable work.

[@CarrowMind]

Oh my, just getting a slight glimpse at the old 'Eavy Metal logo brought back a lot of nostalgic memories for me!

[@Dr.TurdFartleyBM]

"Skelly-a-tor, I am sorry! Also, I was e-vil all along!"

[@truegregthompson]

Such excellent content, I just keep rewatching nyour videos every few months

[@boatknight2246]

Bard if you reviewed sponges id still watch your videos, You have a Charisma that most men desire!

[@eomat]

“And reveal mysteries unknown...” man the bard has got a direct line to my humour

[@PyroX792]

Another cracking Cracking Unboxing! Thanks again for these!

[@russiannavy1108]

Agreed to tile complaints.. Original hero quest board was complete work of art by itself.

[@jason11279]

3:41 absolutely killed me

[@Rabbitmanrulez]

You sir are a gift to us all. I always love seeing your cracking reviews!

[@biscuitsalive]

Can you make more videos please. I really enjoy your content even when I’m not into the subject matter, your performance makes it very watchable.

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Of course! I have one on the go even now.

[@garymcgregor5951]

BardicBroadcasts Yes! I, and all the Beards in my Hold, await thy words of wisdom! Ale shall be drunk, Songs shall be sung, and any who gainsay your wisdom shall have a double entry recorded against them recorded in the Book of Grudges!

[@ryannoble1056]

I like this guy. It's like he could be a real life fantasy character from Warhammer itself. He also reminds me that he could be a wizard narrator for unboxing things.

[@MyYodad]

Fantastic as ever, Bard!

[@Hauthorn]

I've recently discovered you and I simply cannot get enough of your character! Please continue this smashing good excellence!

[@ironbooze2937]

Omg..you should do audiobooks or sth. This voice is amazing (the rest is too, of course)

[@simonwhitaker8089]

I love how he briefly drops out of character when he especially wants to make a point

[@skudzer1985]

I love these videos. Keep'em coming Bard!

[@ZombieLoyalist]

Has anybody else come back and watched these unboxing videos what some people might call an absurd amout of times?

[@conchosewing]

i could listen you whole day :D

[@Hob0mancer]

Your delivery is flawless I don't know if you write the script and memorize or this is all off the cuff but holy shit. Amazing. I really wish there were more videos on your channel.

[@Powerfaust]

holy shit the details you find.. I dont even.. You noticed a mistake on a die in the rulebook, wtf! xD

[@BardicBroadcasts]

You've gotta keep an eye on those Games Workshop types.

[@0xc0ffea]

The best thing about the bard's videos... is the bard. Not a single sprue in sight.

[@Mike-os3pt]

I don't get the Metzen references. Is it because he left Blizzard? What's the link with Warhammer?

[@Badatname]

Mike van Veen he said if they didn't send him a dwarf statue then Blizzard would go in his book of grudges

[@BardicBroadcasts]

In fairness, all they had to do was make one. Let it be known that retiring does not get you out of a grudge!

[@Mike-os3pt]

Would a Torbjörn statue count?

[@Ultr4l0f]

Wrong company, so probably not!

[@DragonsAnvil]

What a cracking unboxing! Surely the greatest display of display-ment in all the realms!

[@ebisumaru77]

A fine addition to your works Master Bard! Are you excited for the new season of Blood Bowl?

[@BardicBroadcasts]

New blood bowl? I know nothing of this. That said I have been disregarding much in recent times.

[@ebisumaru77]

Aye ! The website just went live looks interesting for sure, colored sprues and snap together pieces no less! www.bloodbowl.com/

[@BardicBroadcasts]

ebisumaru77 Heeey, its not Age of SIgmarized! I am interested.

[@ebisumaru77]

Indeed! I only hope the price point is fair, being that they are the snap together models and all. Also love how the bases have a hole for the ball to be set in, makes for much less chaos on the pitch.

[@amedeus40k]

I’ve only just recently stumbled across a few of your videos, and I just wanted to thank you so much for making my day! I’m an instant fan! You sir are a delight to watch, and absolutely hilarious! If they haven’t already, someone somewhere should give you your own show. Simply amazing! I look forward to watching many many more !

[@jaimeperez3762]

i saw your video and clicked it for some reason. not interested in this kind of stuff, but man you are quite the character. seriously enjoyed watching this video, keep up the great work. kept me interested the whole time.

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Thank you :)

[@Bigj089]

I like to think the Bard talks like this 100% of the time and not just in his videos.

[@themarchinggoblin8294]

bard I have recently discovered thee. You are my new favourite dwarf. subcribed!!

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Hail! I appreciate that very much. I should have a new video out in a few days!

[@Aesthetomancer]

@@BardicBroadcasts I second his statement fine sir!

[@superdeluxesmell]

I don’t know a single thing about role playing or table-top games, never played one in my life, but I’ve been watching you all day. Great content.

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Thank you!

[@Arimmus]

I want to know what the song is you used for the Halfings

[@SanctuaryLife]

Ari Thoma Halfling army on chickens riding into battle

[@jacknappier2]

Ari Thoma It’s “The Work of the Weavers” song from the Ren and Stimpy episode’A Hard Days Luck’

[@anime991]

Bard, I don't even play table top anymore but I will always watch your videos because just your voice can put me in a good mood.

[@BobFitchKSP]

Greetings Bard! Wanted let you know that I have it on good authority (cough me cough) that Metzen has retired from Blizzard. I pray to the gods that this dashing of your hopes and dreams of receiving Blizzard dwarves will not cause an end to your channel due to the inevitable ensuing depression. The loss of that beard would be a blow to us all, in the gaming community.

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Hah! A true dwarf receives full satisfaction at the fulfilment of a grudge - and retirement is certainly not sufficient means to get out of one! Metzen will make reparations or it will fall on his descendants. Perhaps his professional ones!

[@BobFitchKSP]

Ok. I give. What does Chris "owe" you? I'll see what I can do. ;)

[@BardicBroadcasts]

I (and by extension the rest of the dwarfs) hold him responsible for the lack of a lovely dwarf statue issued by Blizzard Collectables, as outlined in my Tracer statue unboxing. Why Metzen you might ask? Well, he was the only member of Blizzard whose name I knew for sure and thus the weight of grudging fell upon his shoulders. That said, it seems a new Blizzard name has fallen into my lap...

[@jamesremington8056]

BArd, I flinch every time you gesture animatedly with yon wee unboxing knife. Nice Deathstalker reference

[@otakon17]

I just discovered your channel looking up LLR Heroquest CrapShot videos and what I've seen is gold and I don't even like unboxing vids. Great stuff, I hope you continue. Also is there a full song of the Halfling Army?

[@BardicBroadcasts]

Hail! There is indeed a full song: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqXbZn-Cr56CoJo

[@otakon17]

BardicBroadcasts thank you sir, you are a bard and a gentleman.

[@mattrobins2002]

Bard, more unboxings please. We miss you.

[@jeremygunkel]

Do Bards prefer hard or soft shell tacos?

[@Nathiex00]

***** Bards or Tacos?

[@jeremygunkel]

Nathiex why not both.

[@ClairisHolm95]

Why is this so good?? love the character and enthusiasm Bardman

[@cedspectre1]

Will the newly released "Shadows Over Hammerhal" be next? I really, really hope so!

[@BardicBroadcasts]

I dunno man. I'm not sure I want it.

[@Afunnylittlefellow]

The halfling army bit was fantastic. Great video as always!

[@kolsveinnskraevolding]

Best Channel on KZbin.

[@DainnGreywall]

This guy.... this guy might be the only unboxing channel i can watch... probs dude, you are legit funny... too bad your uploads are so infrequent... makes them all the better i guess.