WARIO PARTY: No Cuss Words Allowed

The Luckiest Boy is dead.
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[@mystZER0]

alpha: and than can you say cuss words? Ellie: i don't know. she's too pure for this word

[@hairistired8010]

Yup

[@mystZER0]

I just realize i miss spelled world. It's funnier this way

[@userjoinedyourchannel1]

This comment sadly got me triggered. *Then* and *world*

[@userjoinedyourchannel1]

ALSO WE NEED MORE TOAD IMPERSENATIONS

[@thegay]

I'm choosing to think you actually meant word instead of world because no cuss words

[@jarondratman]

in a few years when Jacob has killed both Jo and Ellie, we'll look back on this video as his anime origin story

[@roberttanner7793]

But at that time alpha will find out the sad backstory of jo and ellie and swear to destroy the video game world

[@jarondratman]

@@roberttanner7793 and he won't say swears ever again

[@stache3860]

Or what if Jo kills Ellie and Alpha instead?

[@kodyrowe-manns6360]

@@stache3860 but why? He's kicking their asses

[@Isaax]

I"ll remember that.

[@Meese12]

Ellie definitely says “I’m baby” to herself in a dark room in her spare time

[@totothesquid6239]

and she’s not wrong

[@pinklemonade5291]

Honestly me too

[@charlieohalloran4520]

Is that not a normal thing to do?

[@poke8754]

@@charlieohalloran4520 figure it out

[@goosee8146]

This is my second favorite comment Eggs D

[@micadee]

"It's gonna be past Halloween by the time this goes up" 11 days until christmas

[@thepurplemudkip9998]

MicaDee Smash he ain’t wrong

[@bowserlevx]

H A P P Y H A L L O W E EN

[@caleblewis8169]

@@bowserlevx happy nightmare before Christmas

[@ry-x]

322 days until Halloween actually

[@Iffondrel]

“Happy Halloween” “I really hope this is our Christmas special.”

[@spacelizbian]

I think Ellie works so well (outside of the fact that she gels well with their sense of ironic humor) with Jo and Jacob because Jo and Jacob are on the same wavelength most of the time while Ellie is a wild card. Who knows what she's going to say? Not Jo nor Jacob and definitely most of all not Ellie.

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

“sspammig a” “Bigly Epic” "why was I drinking out of a hydro flask" "because you were" "what's it to ya?" (quickly after) "what does snickers taste like" "have you guys ever seen crab rave?" "yes we've seen crab rave!" have you guys ever seen crab rave?"

[@glumsday]

When ellie screamed “MY CANDY, NOOOOOO” i felt that

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Gloomsdayistoday oh you didn’t want me to steal it?

[@hip2besquare632]

Im14andthisisdeep

[@3dDoener]

Ellie has a candy soule

[@castleninjafire]

Candy.

[@bumfuzzle101]

MI TORTA

[@liamkennedy3449]

Wow, when Jo talked about "The Twitters" he was talking about the whole Shadow Kings thing

[@FilmBucket]

huh

[@firstname3359]

What

[@davidhollowelljr949]

Hwhat

[@loginyes3745]

Yeah

[@happysamoyed]

Your comment made me rewatch this entire video to get the context you jerk

[@maccaburg9574]

“All of our fans are incredibly smart” Don’t lie to me. We all know the truth.

[@caleblewis8169]

You don't have a PhD pft you ain't an Alpharad fan

[@krokey9996]

I don't get it.

[@junsyun178]

"We're not allowed to say cuss words." "So can you say cuss words."

[@Retro_Static]

“I don’t know”

[@ryandrendel6903]

“We just had to read the Odyssey, the OG Epic” So we’re just gonna sleep on Gilgamesh, huh.

[@jaysefgames1155]

What about aeneas

[@bretginn1419]

*sad Enkidu noises*

[@ryandrendel6903]

Jaysef Games that’s Roman, came way later that either of those.

[@SuperDodger64]

Achilles kicks Aeneas and Odysseus and Beowulf into next century. I'd hesitantly say Beowulf beats Aeneas who beats Odysseus. Dante can't win a fight unless his opponent is literally frozen in a lake with only his head sticking out. Bottom tier. Gilgamesh is at least equal with Achilles, probably beats him? Satan from Paradise Lost crushes all of them though: none of them can keep up with warrior angels.

[@ryandrendel6903]

@@SuperDodger64 what are you on about? Nobody asked about any of that.

[@Cheshire_Cat137]

"Master Difficulty Unlocked" Master DK: "Allow me to introduce myself."

[@pokelordomega1701]

very hard dk very hard3r dk MASTER DK

[@pogxolotl6172]

MASTER DONG

[@henrydynan83]

@@pogxolotl6172 Omega Dong

[@lazerman3686]

even Hard DK couldn't take on the absolute MASTER DK DONG

[@squeakymeow]

They abandoned maryo parti ._.

[@shingeperson6953]

Ellie: NOOOOOOOO! Alpha: *Megalovaina kazoo* Joe: have a good day Tyler Tyler: *on video* you too This is a example on how the human brain works..... mostly mine

[@Shmicah1235]

Melodica

[@realgarfielf9110]

What time was this at?

[@realgarfielf9110]

Nevermind I found it

[@fluxx5783]

Real Garfielf you can’t say that without providing the time man, come on

[@realgarfielf9110]

@@fluxx5783 44:56

[@magolorsoul4441]

“Channel ends when we all hate each other” Y’Know it wouldn’t surprise me if the channel gets deleted in the next couple of days for the bit.

[@LordofMonies]

Still feel sad about Super Best Friends.

[@DakeGordon]

@@LordofMonies right? Feels like they were directly referencing them

[@WynterStormYT]

@@LordofMonies Still hurts, man.

[@GeeMannn]

@@LordofMonies oh, I didnt k ow it was because of drama. That sucks

[@kodyrowe-manns6360]

@@LordofMonies ikr? I found them out a little while before they split up. The moment I thought I had found a good channel with multiple hosts it was gone.

[@pageoflife-413]

Ellie has powerful little kid energy, especially during the candy interaction at the end

[@rheenusthebeanus4559]

Plussies and Gentleplussies, the time is among us. It's now the time of *M A S T E R D K*

[@chickenisgood9729]

Ok

[@tko5019]

Ok

[@Lucky8r8k]

Ok

[@notlizard8922]

Ok

[@darkgrey1853]

Ok

[@TheySayImTubby]

I really like how when Jacob is doing the edgy anime character opening Ellie is just in the background trying to sing the crab rave

[@L_Andrew]

“I really hope this is our Christmas special” -2 months later-

[@theidiots1981]

" All of are fans are incredibly smart " Me failing three classes: yeah you know it

[@birdbird749]

If I hear anyone cuss I’m telling my mom

[@thewaterman687]

Frick off you frickn frackn fricker

[@arielglr7177]

I did it, I ended cussing

[@caleblewis8169]

Heck

[@arielglr7177]

@@caleblewis8169 not on my christian server

[@mindless9750]

Oh shit, he said frick

[@tylerjackson2060]

Whenever they asked how Tyler's day was, it imagined that they were asking how my day was, because name is Tyler too. My day has been nice :)

[@alexanderyarbrough-fowler7420]

And, like the editor Tyler, you don’t exist

[@tylergarecht5847]

@@alexanderyarbrough-fowler7420 You fool we are many, we shall overcome with our basic ass name

[@caleblewis8169]

@@tylergarecht5847 yes I know of many of your kind

[@tylergarecht5847]

@@caleblewis8169 Good our rebellion grows stronger by the second

[@kyles.8332]

Imagine being named Tyler (This post made by Kyle gang)

[@mariosonicfan2010]

"Ellie, did you not see me pivot off that conversation point?" "Yeah, no, I did, and I'm bringing it up again." for someone who literally doesn't have any balls ellie has some serious balls

[@StaticSheep181]

no

[@Pikana]

Whatever

[@hurt4322]

See, it's funny cuz woman don't have bal-

[@cy-bernet-ix]

@@hurt4322 see, it's funny because ellie is a tra-

[@hurt4322]

@@cy-bernet-ix *oh*

[@Sonicstriforce]

Ellie: "Where's Mario Party Alpha?" Alpha: *points at Mario Party* Ellie: "Very good. ok Alpha....." *"WHERE ARE THE TOURNAMENTS?"*

[@firstname3359]

I’m confused what were they talking about ?

[@HeroponMan]

tyler didn't actually say how his day was. i want a refund for the past half hour

[@tylergarecht5847]

My day was pretty good, I've been In florida for vacation and aced my college finals. Hows your day?

[@wasapmasta9638]

Tyler Garecht good for you!!!😁

[@mindless9750]

Jo: Block and load? More like- Ellie: *NO*

[@Lin-rz1sx]

At this point i legitimately cant tell if ellie is drunk

[@alexanderyarbrough-fowler7420]

She’s just a creation of pure chaos

[@lolzant397]

She's drunk with power since the creation of banana soule

[@bluecrood2720]

Yeah, off of her hydro flask.

[@GeeMannn]

She is a fucking enigma

[@stache3860]

They all sound drunk except Jo

[@jackjarrett9097]

The FEAR in Jacob’s voice when he told Ellie not to play that

[@walterwalter8862]

I forgot, when when was that?

[@maxb.7757]

*says the word society* "Hey have you guys seen the joker movie" What a world we live in

[@1nsgnfgnt]

what a SOCIETY; we live in

[@goodname7660]

*society;the way home*

[@ThePropeople]

18:19 Nice try guys, I lead this club.

[@dachking6657]

Ellie sounded so desperate for that candy at the beginning

[@Rafumbus]

35:14 It’s been 4 years I’m glad they don’t hate each other even through all of the channel rebrands

[@alexmuir7505]

Why do I feel like Ellie is still drunk even though this happened way before

[@altoidstincan8166]

Drunk off candy

[@Jirbolicious]

I believe it’s referred to as a “sugar high”.

[@Platitudinous9000]

thats just how she is

[@anzo7]

“Have I ever corrected you?” “Yes” “No”

[@marvingreenscreen9947]

Is Ellie always drunk or is this just her personality

[@nekroz9974]

Being drunk is a personality

[@djskillx7008]

Mark Grecko both

[@altoidstincan8166]

Mark Grecko, she's drunk off candy

[@ry-x]

Yes

[@KainYusanagi]

Both, and it makes it hard to get even a little enjoyment from the Plus videos, since Jo sucks at games and watching people suck at games that aren't so bad it's funny, isn't fun.

[@quickestdrawinthenorthna8341]

36:50 I really just can’t especially with the harmonica.

[@kemopypes4567]

ellie: NOM NOM NOM my brain: this isnt funny dont laugh me: laughs anyway

[@bringbacktheKFCkrusher]

Kemo Pypes NOT FUNNY, DIDN’T LAUGH

[@kemopypes4567]

@@bringbacktheKFCkrusher NOT FUNNY, DID LAUGH

[@braidonsaelens5174]

Kemo Pypes NOT LAUGH, DIDN’T FUNNY

[@ItsJohnBomb]

@@braidonsaelens5174 NOT DIDN'T, LAUGH FUNNY

[@Retro_Static]

Autumn Skye DIDNT FUNNY, LAUGH NOT

[@Iistener]

25:20 I thought those were Ellie's bones rattling lmao

[@Glossyhin]

RATTLE EM BOYS

[@antoguino]

wow that moment at **timestamp** was really random and epic

[@maddux3595]

I know right

[@aaronpena1692]

Yeah I had cries

[@0y1on]

This isn't fwob

[@cking4869]

2019 Top Comment Template

[@rm_steele]

wow that moment at 1:43 2:25 2:30 3:04 3:09 6:07 6:40 9:09 12:04 12:31 13:52 13:53 14:47 15:25 15:27 16:23 16:53 19:01 19:51 19:55 22:29 22:30 22:35 23:40 24:01 26:06 26:16 28:10 28:45 29:14 29:17 29:18 29:51 33:04 33:27 34:57 36:49 37:02 38:24 39:11 40:17 40:40 41:26 42:27 43:20 44:36 44:39 was really random and epic

[@Platitudinous9000]

bro, I met up with my 11-year-old nephew recently, and I can finally relate to Jo being confused when a student tried to show him a bunch of Undertale AUs

[@saucymongoose7246]

Alright you Plussies, you heard the internet funny man no cussing.

[@meatzzaa7764]

Nice pfp

[@caleblewis8169]

Heck

[@aundrepalmer2957]

No fuck you

[@alexanderblanchett6894]

But the internet funny man also said FUCK . . I don't know anymore

[@hip2besquare632]

Alright I’ll fuckin comply to the internet funny man

[@PigsSSBM]

28:42; Ellie makes an unholy noise that I cannot unhear.

[@biglargebyte0.170]

I thought it would be a scream. *it was not.*

[@totalnewguy]

1:47 “hard daisy” Me: *gets flashback to Chuggaconroys innocence loss*

[@jaysefgames1155]

'I went to a casino once, came out ten buck ahead, and spent it on fruit snacks'

[@rileykurtz1803]

Heart shaped box?

[@62049]

Same dou

[@fRom22456]

hold up what video did chugga lose his innocence? Impossible

[@totalnewguy]

Fernando Romero one of johns streams were he said he’ll do daisy on hard plus other questionable stuff Just search up Chuggas innocence loss

[@ragingmonkeycritic]

"Have I ever Corrected you Jo" "Ye..." "No"

[@derpycows671]

I am now convinced that these people don’t actually exist and that they only play the characters “Jo,” “Ellie,” and “Jacob” for the bit

[@maddux3595]

It's all an elaborate bit. You are the only one not in it. They don't exist as actors, nor does the channel actually have fans only bots. It will be really funny when you get the joke.

[@beakychugger1109]

What if Tyler is the only real person and he plays all of them

[@maddux3595]

@@beakychugger1109 intriguing thought.

[@MrMagnetron2]

Jacob would be the kind of person that would retcon their entire existence for the bit

[@cep1614]

"can we talk about the twitters?" after the latest alpharad video i finally get this reference and i've never felt more accomplished in my life

[@deltafluffi167]

YES!

[@DrMcSpankus]

Can someone please explain? I want to be cultured :|

[@Platitudinous9000]

@@DrMcSpankus The Shadow Kings

[@tonyvazquez7531]

I bet Jo wears creased Black Air Forces. That's how much of a felon he is

[@EZZA_ZX]

Can you please explain to me this black air forces thing??? My cousins like to call me a murderer because I wear them please halp

[@jaredprovost2002]

Maniaceri ! Guys who wear black Air Force 1s are stereotypically up to no good. The stereotype is that they’re those black hood kids who join gangs n shit.

[@tonyvazquez7531]

@@EZZA_ZX I don't know how to exactly phrase it but basically whenever there's like a petty crime that happens the culprit usually wears black air forces. And if you wanna bring race into it (forgive me Tyler) most African Americans wear those and they're super creased

[@thisaccountisnolongeractive5]

I'm sorry but who's Jo

[@tonyvazquez7531]

@@thisaccountisnolongeractive5 Tyler, edit him out

[@agoodnameisagoodname216]

I love Ellie's commentary, 33% it's rambling nonsense, 33% of the other time is screaming, the last 33% of the time it's banana soul(e), it's great

[@SHcMOOK]

JACOB'S STORY ABOUT LIKING GARDEVOIR THO. Like. She's always been my favorite Pokemon since I was a dumb kid playing Sapphire. Because's its a sick Psychic type. And I only realized she's like. The most porn-ed character in Pokemon recently. And since then I've just kinda... doubled down.

[@steamtasticvagabond474]

SHcMOOK Network Really cool design, cool concept, and quality pornography

[@Endershock1678]

I always just go on harder when people say stuff like that. Me: Man, I love Gardevoir, I think hey did a great job on her. Random Person: Ha, you're a furry. Me: Ah, let me correct myself. I want to fuck Lucario.

[@dragonbutt]

Most porn-ed? Nah that be Lucario mang

[@Endershock1678]

@@dragonbutt I hate that I know that you're right.

[@pokelordomega1701]

I mean... gardevoir is one of few actually cute humanoids, and it's the internet. Need I say more?

[@JdanFoster]

The petting wiggler mini game is proof, that wigglers are the cats of the Mario universe

[@darthdiglett]

I‘d like to have a word with the ceo of cuss words

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Darth Diglett the only word your getting is cuss

[@denog3269]

Darth Diglett ok boomer

[@pokelordomega1701]

No

[@dolofonosesostrefis]

Ellie: "Can I have more" Me: That sounded very un-PG and I'm not sure how I feel

[@kalebadvent]

"What does Snickers taste like?" I feel bad for her.

[@lolzy7191]

23:21 Don't think I didn't hear that, Tyler.

[@mathcookie8224]

“Hard Daisy” _Runaway Guys flashbacks_

[@jrando7469]

Daisy heart shape box

[@expressbean64]

12:04 15:25 15:28 16:24 22:28 24:02 29:50 33:04 33:29 Every curse in this video with no bad words

[@DrMcSpankus]

22:28?

[@expressbean64]

Hankus thanks for pointing it out

[@DrMcSpankus]

Of course!

[@leolhez]

"Jacob will remember this"

[@yfnratchet]

“What do Snickers taste like?” Ellie is the most precious thing in the universe and I must protect her

[@SyedLabib]

I can't believe Jo did that, I'm officially cancelling Jo

[@thisaccountisnolongeractive5]

Who's Jo

[@SyedLabib]

@@thisaccountisnolongeractive5 Jo

[@thisaccountisnolongeractive5]

You broken the ancient ritual, now your life will cease to continue

[@SyedLabib]

@@thisaccountisnolongeractive5 no

[@friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339]

The bread is talking

[@tonyjones8706]

23:00 joe: do you know how many kids dressed up as undertale last night me thinking of my 5 friends and i all being sans: no not at all

[@sauldavan4769]

This episode is an amazing breath of fresh air from all the other gaming channels having to bleep out nearly every profanity recently

[@toonedin9035]

I don’t what I find funnier, the fact that how I got an ad saying that Happy Holidays excludes ppl from Christmas, or the fact that it was after Jo just told his costume story.

[@thegay]

In the last 24 hours: 45 minute Mario party video 45 minute Pokemon Shield video 20 minute Mario Maker video Main Channel 10 minute Mario Maker video 150 minute Smash bros video That's 4 and a half hours of content in the last 24 hours. That's showbiz baby

[@cow_arts7015]

alpharad :complaining about his luck Ellie: complaining about her candy

[@thatgamerthattrolls2506]

alpharad plus could alternatively be called Ja-Jo's bizzare adventure

[@Shmicah1235]

No

[@thatgamerthattrolls2506]

@@Shmicah1235 Yes. its already done. its too late to try and change it.

[@Shmicah1235]

@@thatgamerthattrolls2506 my dad works at they're office and says that idea is stupid, idiot

[@Meltryllis_AE]

@@Shmicah1235 My dad works at your dad, and he says you're stupid. Accept the funny Jojoke.

[@Shmicah1235]

@@Meltryllis_AE Za warudo am I right? Hah hah

[@JustJacobe]

Alpharad: Where was it that I gambled recently Me: Looks at the recommended videos on the side Recommended video: RISKING IT ALL: Ultimate Gambling by Alpharad

[@roelliesafari9988]

Alpharad: >leaves fwob to focuss on his main channel >still makes mario party let's plays but on his second channel

[@spoonerismstuff]

7:45 ok, but at least I don’t wake up in my costume

[@spoonerismstuff]

Bruh

[@cadinflowers9261]

So right

[@Its_shakur]

When Jacob brought out the melodica, I knew he would play megalovania 😂😂

[@elijahchouinard-jahant5138]

I miss Ellie so much

[@rostaranto3883]

The ultimate final boss..... _MASTER ROSALINA_

[@paxgallery6646]

I mean, didn't she win like 8 smash tournaments in a row off camera?

[@rostaranto3883]

A Different Channel no idea

[@62049]

No Master DK

[@seventyeleven882]

Random Person: "Your a furry" Jacob: "Gardivoir doesn't have fur" Jo(e): *laughs Maniacally*

[@TheDapperDice]

Waluigi WILL come from behind.

[@eye69420]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@denog3269]

*M A S T E R W A L U I G I*

[@yeet9420]

I love just turning my brain of and repeating words you guys say every once in a while to keep my brain turned off.

[@Color_Splsh]

Great episode Alpharad Plus! I really liked the part where JoSniffy talked! 9/10

[@Color_Splsh]

No, i wont change josniffy to josnif because ogs are bitches

[@thisaccountisnolongeractive5]

Who is Jo?

[@Color_Splsh]

@@thisaccountisnolongeractive5 oj backwards

[@BLUEP-1]

This is a way of unlocking dry bones. You have to get all the gems from the main story, partner party, the sailing game, the dancing one and challange road. Then the game background will switch to night and dry bones will appear at the front of the stage

[@jackkirky5837]

Ellie sound to young to even attempt to "cuss"

[@alexanderyarbrough-fowler7420]

She’s twenty two

[@jackkirky5837]

@@alexanderyarbrough-fowler7420 And sounds 15

[@waynemidnight7454]

For those wondering, Yes. Crab Rave is Copyrighted by Monstercat. They released the track, and own rights to it, despite Noisestorm being the actual composer of the song.

[@NuminorTheFool]

That harmonica at the end was just so perfect.

[@Shmicah1235]

Melodica

[@icebreaker9448]

“No cuss words allowed” 16:23

[@egbertdezee702]

2:30 F 3:03 S 3:49 BS 6:06 MF 6:18 G 6:40 MF 9:09 B

[@ladylaurel5941]

1:48 I was just about to make a Hard Daisy joke, but then I realized this is the wrong channel..

[@whiterice3530]

Best Mario party six stream ever

[@0y1on]

We only have doing Rosalina on Master here

[@luv.6enie]

“We literally don’t have fans who’s don’t have PhDs” *me who is struggling in my freshman year of college

[@placeholder6415]

you're clearly not a real fan then smh

[@mercury_t-elos1004]

You and me both

[@TazTheYellow]

"Wario Party" is literally the most apt descriptor of this game.

[@loogibros9350]

I’m sorry I hurt everybody ears Me:I like the real apology Ellie:(Mumble Noises) Me:Perfection

[@hydronimity]

why does the tag say episode 1? should I be scared or excited?

[@caleblewis8169]

Yes

[@serloinnebby4539]

Both

[@maddux3595]

Neither and yet everything at once while similtaniously not having control.

[@Zer0billion]

Scaroused

[@paxgallery6646]

Very carefully

[@Chapapkoff]

It's funny because they still swear even when they are not allowed to

[@gh0sty087]

“blrbfffgh” -Ellie 2019

[@Division_24]

This whole channel feels like alpha and jo raising there adopted child ellie

[@squak___]

"Joe takes a bath while screaming in agony"

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

I know what you mean as master sucks, I once played expert in DS and they can't beat fast food frenzy on the team to save there life, just put a shake on one side and a burger on the other to funnel them to the middle, then spam icecream because they try to jump over it instead of walking around it and they keep freezing

[@leolhez]

Master Rosalina Me: Meh... Master DK Also Me: Now this is an Avengers level threat

[@GekTC]

Everybody gangsta till the internet funny man plays harmonica Megalovania at you losing a Mario Party game by 2 coins.

[@jettowns7230]

Sometimes I forget this is Ellie when she's sober.

[@jasonringhofer7961]

Jacob: Block and load more like- Eliie: N O. Good job Ellie

[@sleepy990]

I like how there’s just a bunch of meme pictures and then you see Hero like: 🤔

[@berkstraub5576]

I love that jacob committed to the bit on “stop saying fuck” by almost saying shit but hesitating to say fuck

[@Joshua-pt8hb]

When you realize if ellie hadn’t gotten so many -2 rolls she would have won

[@soccerboyadam]

Jo saying "I don't think I have ever killed someone" should be the slogan of the channel

[@nickclark1815]

"I'm going Peach cause she's bae" *respect*

[@thecountercounter9127]

this episode was a goddamn omen they talk about hating eachother in like 4 years the channels (at the time of writing this) most recent episode of mario maker. this was a goddamn profecy

[@USZDF]

What?

[@dekusi1857]

can i get some more context pls

[@just_a_leaf3]

me in 2020: vibing to Ellie humming the crab rave

[@xleeroy7957]

These moments where Alpha is quite and you just see a video capturing