Warner Brothers Can't Fire Hitman

In 2024, a crack content creation unit was fired by a Rooster Teeth for having low views. These three promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by Warner Brothers, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a game that needs to be played, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire Astrogoblin.
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Charlotte Avery
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Patrick Brown
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Jacob Fullerton
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[@OhmySKoD]

"Look at all my Sopranos clips. What am I gonna do not watch them?" I've never felt more represented. Thank you!

[@bowbi123]

I need to also see jacob’s folder of sopranos characters edited into fallout new vegas. I know he has one

[@harryallsopp9136]

​​@@bowbi123 *sees Blamco, has heart attack* "YIPEEEAAAY..."

[@luigiboi357]

Charlotte with Hitman is like having an old friend come back to say wassup

[@Darko1324]

So true.

[@Yemmer]

Good thing there’s no single attempt challenges in this, they may actual be able to film full videos in this one.

[@VerbiGereando]

And then he ask for money and you are like "a yes you are like this, i like but you kindda suk" 😂😂

[@jayemerswag2457]

Awkward forced and wonderful

[@bw4708]

David Zaslav personally pulled the plug on Funhaus because he was SCARED of a new Charlotte Hitman episode. I’m glad Astrogoblin is unbowed and providing the world what we need in this divided time

[@SpookyFraiser]

"The harder they come, the longer they piss" *violent neck snaps* That just killed me

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

I was a Fun*beep* viewer from day one, and I will be here watching until I am old and withered. I'm 41 next week, so maybe it won't be long.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Cheers!

[@austinmoore5334]

Just becoming more goblin like by the year. Truly a sight to behold

[@thegameslave2]

Remember Jacob, you invited Patrick into your home, so any upper deckers he leaves in your bathroom are *your* problem.

[@KingNoahI]

Fuck Warner Brothers, long live Astrogoblin!

[@StinkyBuster]

Somewhere in the world James just got really grumpy but he doesn't know why

[@IamHat]

Hitman is clearly a source of infinite content

[@lair345]

2 things, 1. I believe it's three headshots when you are dying will revive you 2. I know James, is out there somewhere complain that he has seen this level before.

[@Zero_Zone.]

That is my one critique, there isn't James Williams telling Charlotte that they already did this.

[@VoodooSockMonkey]

Zaslav looking frantically at his door, sweat pouring down a furrowed brow

[@Seallypoops]

Charolette truly in a hell of her own making

[@Runer27]

I’d say this is full circle, but that circle would be pretty puckered.

[@godspeedyoublacknerd]

watching Charlotte play Hitman and all is right with the world again

[@Mrchair905]

This. This is why I financially support this channel.

[@connormacentee4431]

We're out here, I cant wait for more patented AstroGoblin slop right into my moooouth.

[@tthtonekid]

Read this in Patrick's swamp Yoda voice

[@AnzelmK]

Astrogoblins feeding us prechewed slop like mama bird.

[@connormacentee4431]

@@tthtonekid damn now I am too. "Wewcuum, ta Ass Trow Gobbalin."

[@mooseyfate777]

I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick didn't even wipe after leaving Jacob's bathroom in truck stop like conditions. Patrick is a shitting menace.

[@OddJames]

4:14 Jacob says come running while making like a shoveling food motion lmao.

[@youngwang97]

If you're playing the game higher than 60fps, you can't shoot while in the slo-mo. Also thrown projectiles travel farther and bullets don't shoot as far. Don't tell them though

[@blueapple007]

Never let the *bonk* sound die.

[@NatetheAceOfficial]

Uncut Hitman WILL have me running to Patreon.

[@Vengancejr]

This video makes me feel like Funhaus is still here

[@timroarty505]

I'm so happy that you guys have not only found new footing on KZbin, but the tradition of joke/hyper-specific video descriptions lives on. Long live Astrogoblin!

[@CBGBBB]

It’s good to see Charlotte back in her element! Best Hitman player I’ve ever seen!

[@mattfick5502]

I have 2 powerful memories of this game: 1: replaying this exact level over and over from a demo disc 2: the manual had instructions for cleaning bloodstains out of clothes Can't wait for more, Astrogoblin!

[@SgtStache94]

The slow-mo fall of hitman to the astrogoblin theme is pure poetry.

[@luuboxx]

hitman dressed like rick and morty

[@JohnnyInfamousTube]

Does anyone else think that Patrick looks like Master Tang from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist?

[@JimmyNuisance]

That mouse sensitivity is something else. 360 no scope no matter what was attempted.

[@Bryandan1elson]

The perfect crime.... unlike... perhaps... looking?

[@ImTheHamSandwich]

these are peak physics and we need to go back

[@Killtacboy]

I only wish the video was longer. Classic Hitman shenanigans.

[@sosaysjayrod]

This is a top 10 astrogoblin video of all time. Top 9 even!

[@erichomiak5259]

Man, I'm dying to get my hands on a tshirt with that litte goblin on it.

[@RetroKidReviews]

Patrick: that’s bull shit I did not shit I did not oh cool hitman

[@smattathanyou]

Charlotte and Hitman is a match made in hell

[@chrisburns514]

Doesn’t really matter which game you choose, Hitman is the perfect franchise for goofin’ around, or taking it incredibly seriously. Both require roughly the same mental acumen

[@sixtsix6573]

The astrogoblin theme song sets the mood so well, it's great watching friends have fun.

[@youngwang97]

Blood Money is genuinely one of my favourite games. I can't wait for them to react to the ragdoll physics

[@Dan-Simms]

Shoutout to 100% Eat! Eric mentioned your channel name in the video they released today, which brought me here. Glad you guys are back!

[@turkish1x]

[@Glxdiatorr]

Fun fact that other bald hitman sets fire to the dude on the babar ride 😊

[@NameRedacted0]

A-Team reference in the description, Love to see it

[@Shmump]

Holy friggin crap it’s the Space Orcs

[@conord82]

Genuinely having so much fun watching these videos. Keep it up!

[@soothe_belle]

THE ZIGGY STREAK STARTS ANEW!!!

[@hudsonhopeartcollective]

i’m loving the theme song guys, super sick and also soothing. keep being the best ⛷️

[@TheMcg197]

Classic Hitman Content The three Hosts on their game Sopranos mentioned The A-team description Already a classic.

[@jackcadonetti6311]

i dont think ill ever get tired of watching charlotte play hitman

[@Lastresort1300]

It's back. IT"S BACK!!!!

[@AshenCorvum]

Blood Money was my favorite Hitman game and my first. It's so crusty I'm happy to see it here.

[@adrianblackwell29]

Watching Charlotte play Hitman is akin to having the "help, I've fallen and I can't get up" granny play Elden Ring.

[@zach.0]

I played this level dozens of times back in the xbox demo disc days

[@jraluark]

That is one of the best titles for a video I have ever seen

[@brianrusso2719]

“All my Sopranos clips…what am I gunna do, not watch em? STOP SCROLLING!” ⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@JosephPAbate]

I love the rebrand, just wish you would playthrough an entire game.. switching partially the way through just leaves me hanging. and there are no conclusions. a little more depth can go a long way

[@Sardonac]

@1:42 That's so obviously Will Bailey from the West Wing

[@Squeak74B]

Sharts fired

[@Zobbster]

All glory to the astrogoblin!

[@rus.t]

3:18 that door frame... de javu

[@cash_bone]

"I Never Flush" - Patrick Brown, 2024

[@TheDrLeviathan]

Jesus christ that was the Swing King tutorial level lmao

[@Flashjackmak]

Gotta love a good A-Team reference, but I can't help but wonder which Astrogoblin is which A-Team member.

[@DeltaRampancy]

astrogoblin for life

[@chucklinnarwhal]

Return of the king

[@danieljenkins1758]

The curse of Astrogoblin - not saving

[@JEHNLEROY]

Love the slow fade of the outro music

[@PancakeSpeedy]

I'm here not just for Charlotte being expert in Hitman but for all the future GTA6 videos 🙏

[@davidlee4464]

PLEASE do a long play. Hitman Blood Money is my childhood. Astro Goblin is my future

[@whiskeyt.fiffis5740]

You know a video is gonna be classy when 10 seconds in, someone says, "I'm gonna take a dump."

[@MegaAlecson]

Hearing the body launching sound effects from F#$&?as still hurts 😢

[@Karma_scientist]

The theme song hits!

[@GhostTruck67]

Goblin time ❤

[@stubbysidwell]

1:43 I was thinking a Young Bob Sagat.

[@xelacbd]

No matter the channel, year or budget restrictions Charlotte will provide us Hitman.

[@GoodPostReilly]

Charlotte we already played this level

[@markittystuff]

Commenting on this a day late but I JUST seen a mariachi band covering "Higher" by Creed and I just had to check in with the goblins that are Astro if they had seen it cause thats a helluva cover and I feel like the goblins would eat it up. It's such a vibe.

[@terahrizer]

I just saw that today! It’s amazing! Don’t worry I sent it to Jacob for the both of us. 😉

[@elmzgalaxy3313]

Carrying the funhause/inside gaming torch love it❤❤

[@toddkeys8074]

Patrick I could not agree more about having pet birds

[@TheNotSure]

Patrick's power yawns are a sight to behold. 😮 If you want to scare everyone, yawn with your eyes wide open.

[@smittenwitkitten7940]

i love all of this so much.

[@AzraelSilent]

YeSSSSS! Hitman & Charlotte are quite the entertaining pair. Spoons up!

[@ethanwilson9406]

Astrogoblin is comfy for my brain

[@skfox2121]

The mutha phucking saga continues!....

[@jabberwoke1]

Ahhhhh, some things never change.

[@DevonPalmer98]

Charlotte went back to a hitman game that stealth is not needed

[@sebetheredmage]

“Clean break” we all know😂😂

[@PunishmentDumplin]

You did real good AstroGarglins

[@weirdkd54]

The mad pooper

[@JMO04091]

Hitman, classic

[@sidkelly229]

Same people, same games, totally different energy.

[@Fortunateson69]

New viewer here, “the longer the come the longer they piss” made me spit my toothpaste all over the floor

[@jaredb2252]

nature is healing

[@dragonrana88]

Charlotte and Hitman together again. Perfection.

[@pinoyguy75]

Don't be ashamed Jacob. Watching clips of TV shows on YT is the new way to watch TV shows

[@NemoG]

long live Astrogoblin!

[@XShrike0]

Is their outro music, "She's a big boy?"

[@cfraute]

Charlotte playing Hitman still has the magic

[@archangeljake]

Who's writing these descriptions? You owe me a new lung

[@TheItachikiller]

love seeing these 3 cuties, thanks goblin