We're back to steal Coast Guard valor - Cold Fear Gameplay Part 1

Just when we thought we were out, the Coast Guard pulled us back in! Welcome to Astrogoblin. It's a Cold Fear gameplay channel until Patrick doesn't want to play anymore.
Charlotte Avery
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Patrick Brown
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Jacob Fullerton
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[@astrogoblinplays]

Little did warner brothers know we were willing to do this for free

[@alexandermason2501]

Now please let us know when we can start paying your salaries 😂

[@PukeRobot]

Those siblings never knew how good they had it, they'll rue the day they crossed the Chartrick Fullerton gang.

[@RileyMystry]

How give money?

[@AJRodz]

Astro goblin merch please

[@MedicineBag]

Need astrogoblin merch so you can be paid 🫡

[@JamesWillemsStuff]

Ground control to astrogoblin

[@Yahboi441]

Same energy as your dad commenting on your KZbin video.

[@MedicineBag]

Force ghost James appears

[@dunit911]

INFINITY SPACE

[@PaulBadman]

This is great it's like Funhaus before the suits came in and cleaned all the jizz out the mens toilets if ya catch my drift! Would be Great if there was a Buts Vs Astro Goblin Vs the Williems crew

[@GarrettPDGA]

"Ground control to ME!" James Bowie

[@MyHumaniity]

Old Astrogoblin was better

[@Nertzz]

I miss Future Astrogoblin

[@tman22077]

Yeah it was way better in the beginning when they first started 1.5 hours ago.

[@Andr3wTime]

This is the beginning of everyone’s 100% astrogoblin run

[@10joJoe]

I miss Astro Goblick

[@thelastdadonearth]

I miss former Astrogoblins.

[@GeometryInStatic]

I love that when Funhaus first started they had a recurring bit where they weren't allowed to say "Machinima" so they bleeped it. It's come full circle lol

[@ElementalFlanders]

Astute

[@Codeslaw1]

Description: “This is a Cold Fear gameplay channel until Patrick decides he doesn’t want to play anymore” Patrick 0:47 seconds in: “I don’t wanna play anymore”

[@TheJrome55]

Uhhh YEAH, I'm thinkiiiiiiing... daddy LIKEY astrogoblin!

[@cheesendonuts]

OOOOOHWEEEE DAT GON BE BETTAH THAN A WHOLE BUCKIT O CRAWDADS!

[@Forestfire837]

as a game dev this is the experience i aim to create: exhausting and confusing to Patrick specifically

[@chrisbanister8192]

The foundations of Astrogoblin are strong, with a an unbreakable 200 sq ft layer of Gundams to prop up what will assuredly be an inviting home for these krokodil users for years to come. Brings a tear to my eye 🥹

[@ProfMajkowski]

WE'RE SO BACK, BABYYYY

[@JelloReilly]

Like we ever left

[@Shadowblast222]

WE'VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

[@patrickraissi6867]

Astrogoblin compilation when?

[@ProfMajkowski]

@@patrickraissi6867 when there's more than one video lol

[@jonathanmsmith]

Imagine having such a devoted fanbase that there’s a top-tier compilation/clip channel ready to go when you start something new 🫡

[@andrewalbaugh5482]

So nice of Charlotte and Jacob to let Patrick play his favorite game.

[@TyuCytrus]

This feels like dad came back from buying cigarettes.

[@raye9544]

Even at 10% of Funhaus' strength, this is better than almost all entertainment on YT or Tik Tok

[@waluigigalleani]

People once believed that when a channel dies, a crow carries its soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so Zaslav happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the channel can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that channel back to put the wrong things right.

[@alexbiersner3350]

I gotta get The Cure on the line to kick up a sick soundtrack

[@tank3875forealz]

You've inspired me.

[@ScramJamJohnson]

I think this is as good a place as any to bring up the fact that The Crow's human name is Eric Draven... Why Draven? Just name him Eric Raven its no less ridiculous than Draven. It's like naming him Eric D'Crow.

[@ddubmomo]

It can’t rain all the time

[@sirkittius]

🐦‍⬛

[@ericbaudour]

Locked THE FUCK in

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

I love Patrick not getting the Ship Hits the Fan connection almost as much as I love that they are definitely in Jacob's house 😂

[@TheRowa86]

Ziggy is clearly the star here. We demand a fourth seat for Ziggy

[@matthewkresconko6196]

Lol yes

[@corbechev7833]

So happy, Patrick has been talking about Cold Fear for decades. Glad he finally gets to show off his love story.

[@Goose683]

I'm so glad Patrick was able to play his favourite game "Cold Fear" on camera after all these years BARK BARK BARK

[@astrogoblinplays]

He's just a big coast guard fan

[@Goose683]

@@astrogoblinplays and of stealing valour

[@michael_bullard]

“More of the same, in case you were wondering what this was gonna be” Charlotte you knew exactly what you were getting into

[@rustyshackleford3233]

SUBSCRIBIN AINT A CRIME 👀

[@dtotheram]

So thankful for a return to edited gameplays with this amazing crew! I know people love livestreams and no fault there (especially less editing needed). But for me, the edited down videos makes it far more enjoyable. Thanks so much for the extra work to create these!

[@DukeTheRebel]

I like a live stream every once in a while, but I agree condensed down versions of the best moments are always what I prefer

[@voidcaaat]

Yeah, for me, a live stream is more about the energy of the event itself, especially if the community's hype. But recordings don't really pick that up for me, it feels like I'm just watching a bunch of people be excited. Highlights like this really help distill that event down into something that does hit for me.

[@jeremynapier5995]

Dido

[@Flashjackmak]

I'm really really happy that these three goblins didn't stay gone for long.

[@WinderTP]

"Orthodox God help us" just broke me, you guys gotta keep being on top, except Charlotte the exocel

[@Jay_wrong]

WE ARE SO BACK BABY. WE GOING GOBLIN MODE

[@mcchrist1337]

I'm glad Patrick finally got to experience life as a member of his favourite branch of the armed forces, the Coast Guard.

[@timbo240]

"oh yeah I got a place we can record, My dungeon of Priceless treasures"

[@Derfalken]

I've always loved the chemistry between these three. I especially look forward to more obscure Star Wars trivia.

[@the5starman926]

My heart is so full. Almost as full as Patrick's getting to play his favorite game.

[@MoochieWorld]

This has cured my post funhaus depression

[@JacobTheLoofah]

There's something so pure and beautiful about this format returning to its simplest form

[@BlatantFix]

After all these years of FH holding back Patrick's desire to be in the Coast Guard, finally he gets his chance! (But in all seriousness I'm thrilled you guys are doing edited group gameplays, I was really gonna miss that)

[@myorin3918]

The astrogoblin meetup in 2021 was insane!! Glad to see all these new fans. Only OG’s remember the lighthouse incident

[@RileyE.]

Brother it was like 2 and a half families that went missing, get over it already ;p

[@TheJamieellis]

@@RileyE. We didn't go missing :)

[@musicmike2020]

I thought we were only supposed to speak of the lighthouse incident when the countdown began… should we prepare?

[@katdonvee]

I am overwhelmed by emotion. I love you guys. So glad you're continuing this format, and I can't wait to see what you make together.

[@Keggerstein]

I'm loving Jacob rocking (what I assume must be Terah's...) dw drum stool for a chair. 360 degrees of comedic mobility.

[@bernnotice13]

Patrick sharing Minnesota lore is always a treat when I least expect it 👌

[@jessicacrosse2067]

The chemistry between all yall is 10/10

[@tank3875forealz]

Surprised it took so long to see them work together.

[@cameronbarrington281]

I guess the ship really hit the fan in this episode... sorry. Happy to see the gang back together!

[@slackbri]

I've never seen someone love a game as much as Patrick loves this one

[@D0nut42]

I just heard about this from joining Jacob's discord and subbing to his stream. I can not properly express how happy this makes me. Thank all three of you so much for doing this!

[@cash_bone]

I miss the old astrogoblin

[@CR4ZYREDD]

NO I WAS COMING HERE TO SAY THAT

[@thelastdadonearth]

Former Astrogoblin employee.

[@tretretre1111]

@@thelastdadonearth Future former Astrogoblin owner.

[@fightthepowerman]

​@tretretre1111 Omg i can't believe they sold out to fullscreen in 2027.

[@DonaldMahanahan]

Just broke out of the dog pound and woke up this morning trapped in the goblin well

[@AJRodz]

Subbing ain't a crime! 👀 ❤

[@addverb6975]

Popped irrationally loud for the Michael's on Street road callout from Charlotte, thats my Michael's!

[@GodzillaPlushie]

These Jedi Force Ghosts really just playing games while they chill in After Force Life

[@BeaTDowNcK]

Now we’re in Patrick’s coastguard era. And I have a feeling it’ll be good

[@KrikZ32]

he's on his coast guard shit rn

[@StressingBabies]

You guys need to put that logo on merch right now.

[@RCLights0ff]

Can’t believe you named the channel astrogoblin and didn’t even hire everyone’s favorite astrogoblin, Minch

[@user-kt3zv1cm5j]

I can only assume Minch has been taken by Warnerbros operatives and locked in their vault as a priceless relic of company history

[@EdenofEve483]

I always forget that Patrick is also from Minnesota until he starts mentioning cub foods and rainbow

[@DevonPalmer98]

1:13 until Star Wars was mentioned on this channel, Jacob’s becoming slow in his old age

[@aegresen]

The upcoming marriage plans likely fried his brain. Bless him.

[@archangeljake]

Holy hell, this unlocked memories! I played this game like 15 years ago! Excited to see you guys again!

[@kittycatdreamz]

This is SO funny! You all have amazing chemistry and the video is so well edited!

[@johnseybert-gf9wi]

Ok I absolutely love how funhaus is already starting to rise from the ashes, and so happy that this channel already has almost 30k subs, but for those of you who ain’t subscribed to the BUTT boys, go support Bruce and LawDawg! So happy to see Char Pat and Jedi Master Jacob already on their grind!

[@jbea8700]

Made it the whole video and no spilled drink! Go charlotte!

[@andrewalbaugh5482]

This just made my day instantly better.

[@Discount_Llama]

its nice that Jacob and Charlotte let their son Patrick play video games on KZbin

[@bobbybenedict]

My dad was in the Coast Guard for 20 years, this game is 100% accurate. See also Ashton Kutcher and Kevin Costner's "The Guardian".

[@grem9930]

Monday's are worth living for again!!

[@PerplexityComplex]

Glad to have you back

[@evan4280]

The game may be Cold Fear but this vid is truly the warmest...fear. Congrats on living your dream Patrick

[@BAvideo]

This is a wickedly good first episode.

[@kineticlemons4266]

It’s like F****** never ended!

[@jackkuehneman9300]

The nightmare continues!

[@johnmuzak]

Patrick, thank you for providing me with a wonderful soundtrack to fall asleep to. I know it's what most brings you joy.

[@alfyred879]

I’ve watched this about 7 times, it just makes me so happy. I hope all of you are doing ok.

[@godspeedyoublacknerd]

I am both HOOTING and HOLLERING

[@killianwalsh5749]

Can't wait for the Duluth As Hell series coming up.

[@DaveTheScwede]

4:52 got me good "It's Tom Handsome" *eats barrel*

[@xenohade182]

I hope Patrick didn’t have to use any of his apes to fund this gotta keep business and pleasure separate

[@smattathanyou]

I missed this slop so much, so glad its back!

[@andrefonseca5097]

Wow these look like some fantastic goblins who are coming in hot and this looks like a great comment that is amazing at boosting engagement. Awesome!

[@voidcaaat]

Great job commenter! May the algorithm look fondly upon your offerings!

[@rawqdog1234]

This is strangely nostalgic to watch. I flashed back to Inside Gaming for a second because of your chemistry and sheer comedy. This is how you nail a reboot.

[@dannybrown2950]

Great video, I like how simple it is! Just three dudes hanging out gaming. Bro sesh!

[@RyanB0415]

I’ve been trying to think of a witty comment, but I’m just happy this crew of goobers are still making content together.

[@PukeRobot]

Ya just love to see it, instant subscribe.

[@xmodegaming1595]

love the wall of gunpla boxes in the back. It makes me feel at home

[@bw4708]

YES! I have no idea how the algorithm didn’t serve this to me until now but holy shit am I excited about this project!

[@bw4708]

Also, I’m glad that now that you’re independent you can FINALLY indulge in Patrick’s obvious obsession with the coast guard. Really brings a tear to my eye to see a young man get to live out his dreams like this

[@hobomaa]

Best Ship Hits episode 😂

[@Chanceoftosala]

God I'm so happy this exists. Love you all. Glad I'm here at the ground floor baybee

[@abdaniel487]

The kitties are the real stars of the show.

[@Attempted_Mustache]

Wake up honey, a new channel I won't shut up about just dropped!

[@Lamaredia]

Immediate sub! In the midst of "It's Joever", I found there was, within me, an invincible "We're Barack"

[@samurai85x]

NO ONE goes unpopped!

[@indoormoose1255]

Patrick making so many Minnesotans happy time and time again

[@MrIceio]

this hits the spot, thank you Charlotte, Patrick, and Jacob!

[@user-bx3pl8vo3l]

He'll yeah lets gooooo, I guess 6 foot wasn't such a long way down after all.

[@sginrummy88]

"Codeine and Gas" was the second choice for name for this youtube channel.

[@Soledata]

I always love when Patrick brings up MN businesses. Long live Rainbow Foods!

[@Geirkztilb]

This channel is 100% dedicated to Cold Fear (2005) boat gameplay.

[@frankfrank1364]

Super excited to see you guys making content again!

[@DocD173]

YES!! YES!!!!!! *insert M Bison gif*

[@Patrud1997]

From the depths of It's So Over to the heights of We're So Back in a matter of days

[@michelramirez8782]

The second they beeped Funhaus and RT i fell in love immediately 😂❤

[@fwar83]

COMMENT FOR VISIBILITY

[@breadforfeet6740]

Commenting so the algorithm is fed and also so I can say I'm so excited for Astrogoblin! I'm something of an astro myself.

[@Evanfishfish]

Jacob’s office just looks like their shooting this in the back room of a toy shop

[@LifeisLivid]

Genuinely making me look forward to Mondays now. That’s how happy this makes me.

[@darrionsistrunk8592]

i cant wait to say "i miss old astrogoblin"

[@CiaranCorrigan86]

Eeyyyyyyy! Great first video. Can’t wait for more

[@bertperez9622]

Patrick’s love for this game was reignited during their shi* hits the fan days

[@christ7584]

Glad you guys are still doing this! Get Ryan to come on!

[@captainbishop]

Astrogoblin DEEZ NUTS