WARNING: WORST PAIN POSSIBLE | Whack the Creeps

[@ven6676]

"How to escape 2 creeps?" Google: "Call for help." Bing:

[@JadenOP]

Relatable.

[@trainion9626]

"I recommend the Desert Eagle"

[@jahzaracoligado291]

Fr!

[@Meghantimmons9619]

same

[@matthewboire6843]

Yup

[@HopePapernacky]

I love imagining the police investigations for these games “The murder weapon seems to be... an umbrella?”

[@shadowthief6537]

From the evidence the murderer appears to be… Mary Poppins?

[@kirbybryden2226]

What are the odds of this!? As soon as I see this comment the first time ever the umbrella scene plays!

[@LizLuvsCupcakes]

"So then you killed him?" "Yes, that’s right." "… perfectly understandable- you folks have a great night."

[@RandomStuff-lv9li]

I want to see a show like that

[@shwahgamer]

A scene from Silent Night Deadly Night comes to mind... The guy sticks an umbrella in someone then opens it, killing them instantly. It's one of the weirdest deaths in a horror movie I've seen.

[@tiffanymccarty4987]

Patrick: ruthlessly kills his neighbor and burglars Lisa: ruthlessly kills a pair of creeps Neither one of them even react. It's a match made in hell.

[@endedchannel867]

Hi Rainbow Dash im velvet cake the half brother of mr carrot cake i also go by the name l. l. l \/ \/ \/

[@vitlityprinceofrainwings9075]

Rainbow Dash I wonder if wiskers is her cat or Patrick's grandma's

[@nosaddi4149]

Rainbow Dash ya I was looking for this comment

[@chaoticvagines]

Rainbow Dash i love your channel picture

[@tanyapawlowski4587]

Rainbow Dash awesome prediction

[@Superchicken_36]

Theory: the bartender is her brother, he's ok with this because they've done this their whole lives. The bouncer is Patrick's brother.

[@aaaaaaa-wh9qz]

Or they are just good friends of them to the point of don't mind some murders.

[@patrickstar-vf7fx]

Sure, why not?

[@TheGrimoiresVoice]

Well, that makes sense.

[@TheDeviousOnes972]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Kid was Patrick’s little brother

[@outerspaceproduction]

@@TheDeviousOnes972 or if he *was* Patrick.. but little

[@Carmn07]

Girl: **murders two men** The bartender: Eh, this happens every Tuesday

[@LeHyperTech]

Yea

[@CaptainTom_EW]

And it's the same girl Every Tuesday

[@edianalejandro644]

It's like twice on a Friday but that's rare.. Oh that's where his brain went.

[@brodamic7052]

@@CaptainTom_EW and same people being murdered lol

[@altr1k]

Plot twist:the bartender is the girl's husband

[@argyle5906]

This game is pretty much what goes through my head whenever someone starts getting creepy at work.

[@ainzooalgown2859]

Same except its what I think every day in my head when I really wanna kill rapists or pedophile's.

[@bellaknightR597]

@@ainzooalgown2859 same

[@MrKTS-ox3pp]

@@ainzooalgown2859 If only it was legal, the world would be a safer place.

[@TheGreatMarcusYT]

@@MrKTS-ox3pp I agree with you, but you should probably think of what you're saying right now...

[@yassineelboukili2878]

@@MrKTS-ox3pp hmmm yes SAFER

[@ShatteredLament]

The Bartender is having none of that sexual harassment shit, we love a true ally

[@HopePapernacky]

Yessss

[@spicegod-rt3op]

yessir

[@CapnMadelyn]

but what if the harrasser was awoman

[@HopePapernacky]

@@CapnMadelyn Then the same thing happens. Ain't no double-standards in my house.

[@darbythegamer5152]

If he really wasn't having it he'd do something himself instead of watching a woman commit horrendous crimes. Hes a terrible person

[@martinsoares1824]

Lisa: *kicks guy in the balls with steel-toed heels* Mark: *inaudible sounds of suffering*

[@teamNOben]

10:50

[@megarhombus7532]

That reminded me of this one scene from black lagoon where the mini maid stabs this guy in the balls with a knife in the shoe.

[@mrperson9838]

@@joviansen yep

[@kyleunofficial431]

He even was crying I heard that

[@Wangitup]

Finally watched this, noticed that it's always guy 2 that gets it in the balls.

[@bloodyrose2076]

Honestly the "whack my" couple is absolutely adorable.

[@bloodyrose2076]

#Relationshipgoals

[@sirdrioroper1392]

Satan doesn't love u 😂😂😂

[@meiii68]

XD I don't know what kind of relationships you want to have

[@lpsgalaxy2707]

yass

[@anxiouspotato04]

#Patlisa

[@_theyellowtoydle_6661]

Bartender- He attacc He protecc, But most importantly he hides the bodies in the bacc

[@unxtraordinary]

And he bring the cracc To put them pervies out of whacc

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

Attacks* Protects* Back*

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

@@unxtraordinary brings* Crack* Whack*

[@unxtraordinary]

@@Nsodnoajdjksl Ima assume you're doing that ironically

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

@@unxtraordinary sorry, it is my job to correct some mistakes.

[@myheadhurts8993]

When they all started killing the creeps together i couldn't help but imagine the song "we're all in this together!" In the background 😂

[@NeoLocket]

My head hurts high school musical by any chance

[@callmeastaire5700]

Mary W yes

[@nathanhawkins3350]

Why was that the same thing happening to me...

[@Mich-oh2gr]

Yeah i can even imagine them dancing while killing the creeps.😂😂😂

[@dianalee07]

My head hurts Is that Markiplier on your profile picture? If it is I love it!

[@milo4492]

"but why were you prepared for war when you went into the bar?!" Mark, hunny, we have to be

[@Turmie877]

Too often, really :/

[@FADIANSYAH-INDONESIA]

we have to?no way dude! killing is not the solution to anything nor is it the solution to eliminating the problem

[@HopePapernacky]

Yeah…

[@overlordvelvet7301]

Yup...

[@MeepChangeling]

... Then just don't go to the bar. It's a place you *know* is going to be full of drunk people with lowered inhibitions, and also, you *know* it's a traditional spot to try and find a date or a hookup. By going to a bar, you're willingly agreeing to be around drunks trying to pick people up. If you don't want that, don't go to a bar. Buy booze to drink at home. You can make your own cocktails. It's not even hard. It's also cheep! And fun!

[@rachaelpoole2267]

“You know the drill, blood and stuff...” *glances at cheez-it box* *slowly takes cheez-it out* *crunch*

[@rockandtoon2112]

... now I want cheez-its.

[@sirneptune9757]

@@rockandtoon2112 don't we all

[@davidnissim589]

I like how the bartender is oblivious to everything, he just stands there with that smug grin.

[@proudamerican183]

Who says he is oblivious?

[@3SCAPER00M13]

Maybe he's got brain damage?

[@heliofernandesconstrucoes]

Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?” Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!” Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?” Patrick, “What school?”

[@heliofernandesconstrucoes]

KKKK

[@heliofernandesconstrucoes]

SUBS

[@krispsaurusrex9718]

Oh shit lol

[@rocketplumbing8703]

Is this codpoints glitch for real? Google search mystic wombat enterprise

[@stuff5684]

+Rocket Plumbing no

[@TheRealLocoBrutha]

I love how during the, "Call staff" animation, the bartender was nodding in satisfaction around the end of it

[@learatos4724]

I think that Mark was the one who was suffering the most

[@miap5266]

At least we were suffering with him

[@cleibarnhart]

lol

[@krispsaurusrex9718]

Maybe lol

[@HiThereImLily]

That depends... this was very very cringeworthy...

[@jadekawaiipolarbear6870]

Definitely

[@misterb9833]

"I really like the way that you laugh with out moving your mouth" -Markiplier, 2016

[@EmilyGrace-gw7im]

"who carries explosive lipstick!?!?" *Me slowly raising my hand

[@weirdpal43]

Its not explosive its a gun

[@SMoShY12]

kinda funny but its a gun

[@m.srezkid6206]

I read that as licorice 😂

[@froggyash5064]

Me:*laughs at all kills* i wish there was a knife to stab in the neck and head *laughs

[@w.dgaster6718]

Everyone around you: *slowly walks away*

[@gamerYup]

With the darts my first thought when it landed in that guys nee was "i was a adventures like you till i took a arrow to the knee

[@john_marstonof1911]

I like you back round picture

[@ShelbyMakesedits]

Bioshock infinite lol

[@adamhollander2248]

I was a adventurer till i got kicked in the balls with a knife

[@Doc_606th_Franks_Jaëgers]

I survived, and gained a stand.

[@kmdgaming6039]

10:50 Well, say goodbye to having kids...

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

Haha yep But then again, it's not like he was ever gonna score to begin with, so I guess a childless future was inevitable

[@p4n1c1t3]

Well, say goodbye to life as a whole.

[@mamichulayt1441]

Lol XD

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

Thank god I'm not one of those creeps.

[@blablaguy1055]

These games have thought us: don’t be a creep, don’t be a killer, don’t be a boss, don’t be an ex, don’t be a teacher, don’t be avlap top, and don’t be a neighbor

[@TheGreatMarcusYT]

Yes :)

[@thecoolcarhd4402]

don't be a phychopath

[@lightfangx6961]

"Barely justifiable homicide!" I lost my shit! XD

[@sherrybernard462]

Better go look for it then.

[@Mr.Bimgus]

Sherry Bernard Well I mean I dont see any reason to find it. So long as it was lost outside of his house, it should be fine.

[@miibluv1081]

Tip: Never put your hand up a lady’s skirt

[@TheCompleteMental]

Or a man's for that matter And never, *EVER* touch a scot's kilt

[@bond1j89]

Unless she puts her hand down you pants first or even a Ice cube for that matter;) ( movie reference)

[@trinity3631]

Unless you want her to kick you in the balls.

[@blackman2242]

@@TheCompleteMental WHAT

[@xxvibezxx7295]

why?

[@Seth-uo9pe]

Between this and Carrots and Cream I think I've been scarred for life.

[@JebediahsLab]

*carrots and cream.

[@night4x564]

Me to

[@SteveRasad]

Mmm Cookies and Cream

[@Seth-uo9pe]

Jebediah's Lab oops lol

[@firedisco3279]

that's why u need to man up or woman up cuz there will be more scary horror games that mark will be playing 👻

[@jamesjoe2048]

10:52 And they say it was at that exact moment, every man watching the video cried out in unison.

[@kayleeferguson2532]

I'm a girl and I still kept wincing xD

[@JMSX_]

I FEEL IT THE HORROR😨😨😖😧

[@scottpoulsen8426]

Nah I just laughed at mark

[@donutsaur8025]

+Scott Poulsen lol "OH GAWD" -Markimoo 2k16

[@scottpoulsen8426]

Erica's Minecraft Movies I only watched the video to see his reaction to that

[@NorrisVaughn]

For a guy who turned his friend into popcorn, he sure can't handle gore very well

[@jakethejake1772]

Yeah

[@OpiumBirdWins]

And performed live surgery on one too...

[@victoriaherbel2708]

nice reference 😂😂👌👌

[@xyonthebomb14]

?

[@carlymara88]

it was one of Markiplier's videos

[@thefiresworddragon927]

"Why is that a gun?" It's been a while since I last saw Whack The Creeps, and since then I watched Metal Gear Solid 4. I was like "Lipstick of Death that KGB use", but no, just use the same general thing that James Bond uses in one of the early Sean Connery Bond films.

[@aquariumstudios1430]

I lost it when Mark's voice raised 50 octaves when she sliced the other guy's nuts XD

[@axelory7676]

Hi welcome to mass genocide bar how can i help you. ... *walks out*

[@krispsaurusrex9718]

Ay

[@lightningspeedfiction8159]

+Jaedyn Vlogs genocide is killing a specific type of people, it doesn't have to be large

[@EvanHBogle]

+Issiah Spencer it probably isn't

[@axelory7676]

I really did not care about any of the meanings of the words i used i only needed a word to represent killing and genocide was the first that came to mind. I'm sorry if anyone is upset about this.

[@stanjohnson1057]

(www.g2a.com/r/user-5673b1f98b38c) Please click this link,don't ask me.

[@pample2966]

I wonder how many times Markiplier used that face for a thumbnail...

[@buttfart3]

Alot

[@spyrosaver5180]

never enough

[@poisonpuffadder9352]

SPYRO! DUDE, Where have you been!?

[@2moke2creen]

Probably on Thanksgiving and stuff

[@terrywilson505]

Every whack the game ever.

10:20 "How about a Magic Trick?" "I'm gonna make this pen, disappear" Creep walk closer

[@aaronbarron9804]

TADAA! and its gone.

[@lillgoodwin2267]

Yeah great trick not shit head😈

[@pablomoonsun7510]

Thats my favourite kill. I am a Joker fan.

[@joebobsmith2556]

If those two ever break up... it's going to be ugly.

[@noirgray3935]

Actually, this could be the sequel to Whack your Computer. Kid whacked his teacher, then got expelled. He stayed at home and eventually whacked the burglar. He grew up, and won this girl's heart by whacking his computer. She turned out to be a murdering psycho just like him. They lived happily up until a horrible, painful, gruesome falling out.

[@arcovers3381]

*cough cough* Whack Your Ex *asthma attack*

[@jiffbutter04]

JoeBob Smith oh god...

[@SchazmenRassir]

These Whack Your-games lost their delightfulness a loooong time ago. Also, Mark, by FAR, the best thing about these Whack Your-games are the reactions from you and Jacksepticeye XD

[@darossigamer2553]

Okay, bouncer, when we said "throw them out", we meant via the door, not by defenestration!

[@CoolGamer-qz5zp]

Wow. You have the actual term for that sorta thing. Surprising.

[@erikawithaknotac]

I love how the bartender just watches this lady kill two guys and just casually hands her a drink afterward

[@brainstorm623]

"Who carries explosive lipstick?!" I'm guessing you never watched Totally Spies before.

[@madisyngolab330]

Hell yeah I loved that show!!!

[@jodyestrada65]

We all did.

[@StupidTired]

"i'm becoming numb to the pain." he says*sees man stabbed in the d and screems bloody murder*me: yep good ol' marky moo.

[@aurorialgaming1935]

How did I miss this one for 7 years?

[@skeletonking1]

It's normal.

[@aurorialgaming1935]

@@skeletonking1 but seven YEARS? I know I've watched this game before then 🤣

[@orignal_enderplays]

Ikr

[@eloyvega4570]

Bro same

[@sc-fx7cy]

Ikr? Randomly popped in my recommended 😭 I swear I remember watching EVERY other whacking-game

[@gaminggenies4403]

This game is age restricted for Jacksepticeye but not Mark? Da fuq

[@mrlemon2476]

Exactly!

[@zacheryhansen1334]

To be fair jack gets ads for these games but mark doesn't, Except for Whack the serial killer

[@jaylint8929]

I mean if your a girl trying to protect yourself that's where we aim 😂

[@kjfour]

+Joe Phasey Exactly XD

[@victorialynn6004]

So true

[@angrytheclown801]

The weird thing is there's better target points considering that some men only get angry when you strike their groin. It still hurts, but instead of going down, they get murderous.

[@emilydawson2553]

JAY JAY I agree with you.

[@antiphoenix789]

The Quartermaster I agree with you

[@hunterarmstrong2886]

the hat on the rack was a real hat trick.

[@danishqureshi8583]

it was Odd for it to do it's Job so good.

[@hunterarmstrong2886]

+Danish Qureshi yup

[@texteel]

no kung lao achievement dissapointed me

[@thepurplebowtie3461]

+texteel I agree

[@averypalm9368]

KUNG LAO WINS FATALITY !!!!!

[@mrwilly7945]

i don't know what's funnier: the deaths or Mark's reaction to them.

[@LogTheWeirdo]

Theory: secret agent is a reference to despicable 2 when Lucy uses a lipstick taser

[@darkness_weaver2710]

I'm pretty sure this was made before despicable me 2, but I'm to lazy to Google it and come back and confirm or change my answer.

[@gachabiz9216]

Ya, except that was a gun. 🫢

[@TempV24]

The film was released in 2013, so this game could be around somewhere between 2015-2016.

[@Anglesso]

the lipstick is a weapon and its real

[@brycethompson4342]

LIPSTICK TASER!!!!

[@Anglesso]

Bryce Thompson But its a gun

[@yolopotatoes1270]

The purse duplicated after the lipstick 1s on the floor and in her hand!!!

[@SSName]

Love how Mark was crying when the girl kicked the guy in the crotch with a knife shoe

[@gamerargus9391]

Love how he reacted and Wade didn't.

[@dancagurli]

I don't even have balls and I felt that one. >.

[@emmag4579]

Lol I know right

[@calmfischbach7120]

ikr oww😲

[@scandicgamer3071]

Me too😂😂😭

[@Winnie_da_bunni]

ikr

[@jquintojg]

I hurt after that

[@katchance7050]

Poor naïve Mark. Every girl has a lipstick gun!

[@davidsancheese781]

Wow edgy!1!1!1!1!1!

[@hideousguy]

I think it's called the Kiss of Death.

[@youknowyoufuckedupright3058]

+Mika Huttunen Wrong. It's called a Blow-Job

[@novakaiser7949]

Wait, I don't have one. I have fearsome impulsivity instead.

[@reggiesharpe9355]

Maybe when YOURE around they do B3

[@YelloHowAreYou0706]

"Would you like to see a magic trick?" "I am going to make this pencil... DISAPPEAR!" 10:19 *"TA-DA! It's- gone..."*

[@gamefails743]

-Joker 2007 or was it 2008?

[@YelloHowAreYou0706]

@@gamefails743 2008, The Dark Knight.

[@AubyMew]

10:45 I live for this moment of where the testicular pain is just too much.

[@ZachoMachoMan]

"Killing people who barely deserve it" Clearly Mark has not been paying attention to Sweden and Germany since New Year's Eve.

[@ann1292]

I think the guy whose wearing the staff shirt is the kid from one of their other games .

[@VenomQuill]

Nah. Patrick was from the other games. But the staff guy was most likely a friend. I mean, looking at Pat's girlfriend, I wouldn't be surprised what his friends are like.

[@theonandfriends8704]

whack the thief and whack your teacher

[@jiffbutter04]

Ann no

[@deathness3002]

No matter how mad or sad I get, mark makes me happy again. 20 seconds in and I'm already pissing myself

[@constance2984]

this is what I want to do every time I get cat called

[@TheCompleteMental]

Seems like a complete overreaction

[@daryissaplayz2312]

@@TheCompleteMental Ah, yes. Totally, because being sexually harassed isn't something to get pissed off about.

[@TheCompleteMental]

@@daryissaplayz2312 Never said you cant be pissed, but murder isnt equivelent

[@holdencross5904]

@@daryissaplayz2312 you are overreacting. I mean go ahead and publicly humiliated them but don’t murder them. Sure they are shit stains, doesn’t put you above the law

[@hippydisnerd]

@@holdencross5904 Guys, I believe the key word in this scenario is “want”.

[@elizabethwright2971]

10:52 i died laughing at his reaction

[@alexiiosthebestcerealbrand3037]

E. W. Same XD

[@teamNOben]

Me: in my room crying in the corner while clutching my peanuts.

[@kio_.]

Elizabeth wright SaMe ItS sO fUnNy!!! 😸😸😸😸😹😹😹😹

[@Griffo4]

He feels the pain for that guy

[@callofthecat9806]

This girl is the long lost daughter of John Cena 😂

[@hamiltontrash469]

Call Of the Cat XD

[@unknowncontent6756]

probably 😝😝

[@nicksquatch7212]

And her name was Jane Cena!!!!!!!

[@levi_octavian]

Call Of the Cat I know right! It's so savage

[@sillypiegamer1010]

lmao xD

[@circuscuppet8779]

I love how the bar tender is super chill about this woman literally commiting murder right in front of him

[@ButterflyScarlet]

"Why were you prepared for war when you came to the bar" lmao women have to be prepared for war whenever we go anywhere otherwise we'll get hurt and someone will say it's our fault. Don't be a creep is the moral of this game. Just don't

[@k1lamx3]

14:05 That neck breaker deserves a three time replay.

[@hexterspectre1191]

at 5:55, I was wondering why the insides of their heads looked kinda like what a leg that's cut off looks like in a cartoon, and then I realized. they're BONEHEADS.

[@EripmavsDYraid]

Creep 2: gets shocked Mark: WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT THE BALLS!? Me: Simple answer Mark. Pee is stored in the balls. Pee has water in it. Electricity + water + testicles = a weakpoint.

[@jodyestrada65]

True.

[@loki4807]

@@jodyestrada65 False, semen is stored in the balls.

[@Spicystachegamer]

Pee's in the bladder

[@vaindioux]

Creeps wouldn’t bother ladies if they would get zapped in the balls like that 🤯

[@lexcentrique2554]

As a man, I can confirm pee is actually stored in the bladder.

[@1missbittersweet]

There are moments when Mark empathizes too much with the creeps 11:00

[@codabear2730]

Mark you are nowhere close to innocent

[@antiphoenix789]

Coda Bear27 not now at least

[@yubarreingok5201]

11:06 It was at this point...that Markiplier broke completely.

[@mrcake9228]

That’s what we girls fantasies of when we meet a creep at the bar, that’s exactly what’s happening in our heads. I also love that it says make Stockholm a safer city for women which it should be. (I’m from Stockholm and you can’t go out alone at night because there is always someone who tries something)

[@harmonydew6486]

Turns out someone has a Death Note. #AccidentalDeath

[@suranganafernando327]

+Phil's Eyelash but she doesn't have a sarcastic quip

[@tiffanysmith5952]

+Phil's Spoopy Eyelash HEY PAL

[@mattaffenit9898]

Sasha Blouse ... k ...

[@breezyj619]

Sasha Blouse I SEE YOU

[@paulhiggins3765]

Sasha Blouse LOL

[@Chernobylsbones]

Mark is too innocent. Protect the smol bean

[@alexanderbaker898]

I love how Mark thinks pepper spray can't be lethal xD So innocent!

[@cendygorbet8044]

10:40 mark: please don't stomp on his balls (12 seconds later) Mark: OH NO Me: Bad Luck mark

[@aidenkelsch7526]

Hat =Refrence To Mortal Kombat.

[@MouthfulofBees]

Umm, no actuall,y that was a reference to the James Bond movie goldfinger

[@aidenkelsch7526]

MightyMax Dodson In Mortal Kombat The Guy With The Hat Throws It And It Has Spikes On it.

[@MouthfulofBees]

I've played Mortal Kombat, and the character's name is Kung Lao. If you had been paying attention, you would have seen that at 6:00 the achievement is titled "Odd Job" which is the name of Goldfinger's henchman (he throws hats too)

[@sydhilton1991]

Knife in shoe= KingsMan:Secret Service!

[@spiffyllama7165]

It's a refrence to Kung Lao

[@alyxoneill2562]

On today's video, Mark gets a glimpse of the experiences of women in bars.

[@disneykid7557]

I love how as the video goes on, Mark slowly gets closer and closer to crying😂😂😂😂😂

[@whitetiger5643]

"how did he pass out!" ( 12:14 ) oh mark.. you will understand very soon. rip unus annus

[@Pockii123]

Mark's reaction to the girl kicking the guy in the balls when she has blades on her shoes was priceless!!

[@vaindioux]

He won’t do it again! 😂

[@itssummerok6884]

best female game character ever

[@daisytjan]

Jakyla Johnson Actualy the WORST THING in the WORLD I said THING because thats no human

[@skeletoncove1683]

daisy tjandra nah this girl's awesome and is my new role model ☺

[@joeymcm04]

daisy tjandra That's no human, it's a battle station

[@chrisrosales8069]

:3

[@uwansumfuklemmesmash1622]

"Best"? That's a very retarded opinion since there are tons of female which are better than this 2d animated one

[@Lousidity]

All I can think about this game is "this is Yandere-chan as an adult, having gotten her senpai to come to the MURDER side, and found a bar/city of fellow homicidal maniacs"

[@kurakuraam9586]

I love how the staff doesn’t care when a random girl brutally kills the creeps

[@xSmythosx]

"Why where you prepared for war when you went into this bar?" Welcome to being a woman.

[@FilmmakingSock]

This bar has quite the strict "No Sexual Harassment" policy

[@jacobwilliams3037]

10:53 and all the guys cross their legs...

[@alexandraenglish5430]

Some girls do too. Just saying

[@fpz3491]

I did not though :)

[@alexandraenglish5430]

Well there are a few exceptions :3

[@fpz3491]

+Latila Yiyang I guess...

[@fpz3491]

+LazerSwordRad lol

[@teammystic4life38]

Couldn't stop laughing at Mark's commentary throughout the video

[@miss_derpy.creeper3463]

I felt the pain when she kicked him in the balls with her spiked-heels AND I'M A GIRL WTF

[@jadesanchez2470]

Miss_ Derpy.Creeper IKR

[@frilla-bj4lx]

Miss_ Derpy.Creeper Lol ikr!

[@mattaffenit9898]

Miss_ Derpy.Creeper I didn't. And I'm a guy. The fuck is wrong with me? Oh right, I lost all testicular feeling after I was kicked in the balls by a large horse as a child. That'd do it.

[@MidnightRaven47]

Miss_ Derpy.Creeper IKR IM OVER HERE CROSSING MY LEGS LOL

[@TheMetalheadWeeb]

Miss_ Derpy.Creeper I felt it and I am a male

[@mantroll2891]

First murder of video Did anyone else notice there were two purses at the end one on the guys leg and another one on her arm

[@mantroll2891]

Btw this happened at the very beginning of video

[@xivy_nikkix969]

Oh i just noticed that

[@Corwart]

Holy crap

[@rinasoriano9155]

Remember kids when creeps attack become a sexy assasin or a samurai

[@PrincessPooonyPoona]

Or you could call the fucking police ALSO i wish everyone was the same *IM ABOUT TO START THE WOMEN MATTER PROTEST*

[@Carmn07]

pooch the dog I am confusion

[@PrincessPooonyPoona]

@@Carmn07 ill leave the gay and lesbian right protest to you budy

[@Gastly-iz6hf]

Here’s my head cannon. The man and women aren’t murders, but previous army veterans. They were part of a unique group that always got VERY creative in battle, and so when people piss the off to much, they go fully army on them. The bar tender, who also helps them with therapy, understand this, and understand that if he tries to stop her, he would also be killed, so he just lets it happen. They come have drinks every Thursday

[@Funglad123]

After being sexually harassed at work...this is the BEST possible video I could have come home to at 1am. Thank you so much for having the best timing in my life. Keep doing what you're doing. Thank you

[@dungo7048]

wtf

[@cashappsupport1776]

arrow in the knee

[@masonjarproductions5555]

Skyrim ♥️

[@jaysjjjay9317]

Nord Warrior Level 126

[@vexatioustrong]

lmao i didnt see ur comment

[@vexatioustrong]

ik

[@aidanwalsh2522]

+Mason Burl ffs.

[@bluwuboi]

Mark: who carries explosive lipstick!?!? Me: dude, have you not met girls? It's basically the requirement for being a woman.

[@mattaffenit9898]

Celeste Can't tell if you're joking or not... I wouldn't be surprised if my sister has that. Not that she needs it. She's about half my size, significantly weaker than me, not a very experienced fighter (sparred with me a total of 6 times over the past decade), yet she still scares the shit out of me. And I'm a 250+ pound slab of meat, usually clad in some amount of plate armor (minimum cuirass and helm, maximum full plate), who specializes in the usage of greatswords, poleaxes, maces, and warhammers, as well as some longsword (mostly Talhoffer). And my arms are easily the size of her legs, and my legs are the size of some tree trunks. So I'm not a small or unimposing person. Still scares me.

[@bluwuboi]

It was indeed a joke, though I'd love some explosive lipstick. Why does she terrify you so much?

[@mattaffenit9898]

I honestly don't even know. Something about the way she gets when she's angry is just spine-chilling. She's a fairly nice person most of the time, though.

[@dakotaarrow]

Celeste I just got to that part of the video as I read this comment

[@daichie97]

Celeste so I guess u can say your lipstick is the bomb

[@Random_Guy56]

Markiplier: I'm numb to the pain. Literally him two minutes later: AAAAAAHHH *crying*

[@gracielombardi02]

#givemarkiplierhisdiamondplaybutton

[@Sylwing]

uuhh.... wat the f@!%?

[@anfernycrab8029]

#giveanfernycrabhisdiamondplaybutton

[@gracielombardi02]

+Anferny Crab um no

[@damiancook3120]

#givemeabae

[@evamai728]

+d cook now that's a hashtag I can relate to

[@mckk6313]

10:40 Mark - "Please don't stomp on his balls." 10:51 Game - "Lol, nope >:D" Mark - *crying*

[@faceless8318]

6:40 "It's unholy!" Actually, Mark, those guys are now very hole-y.

[@rhiannonphoenix5426]

2019 and I'm now just noticing a few things I missed before Every time there was a double purse 1:13 2:29 5:22 8:03 8:49 11:03 And a magically appearing drink 4:53

[@gettingfatfitter9952]

10:51 Mark's balls crawled back up into his pelvis in fear. That's why his voice got so high lol

[@dionesdisciple3329]

Wish I could do that with creeps Well I could, but it's illegal.

[@jiffbutter04]

and women arent actually this strong

[@yugiohguyij]

JFK did 9/11 Yeah, female body builders don't exist or anything.

[@Riya-lw8pq]

@@yugiohguyij I think his point was human beings don't have the power to do this. Seriously this girl is insane....

[@TheCompleteMental]

@@yugiohguyij On average, only one of 700 women, cant remember the specific stat, are stronger than the *average* male

[@Loona_Rose_Hazbin]

tasers and pepper spray is perfectly fine though at least.They are legal and offer great protection. as a trans I personally thought about getting a taser in case I ever need one to stop a creep from touching on me. I dont recommend tasing a creep in the balls if I can help it though.

[@zackaligamer6656]

THE ONLY I WAS SACRED OF TO MARK THE BALLS WITH BLADY HEELS

[@thoughtstorm543]

I'm pretty sure Doom Slayer would go, "Jeez, overkill much?"

[@DgShadowChocolate]

"Why were you prepared for war when you came into this bar?!" Mark....we females kinda have to be, unfortunately.

[@iexistasaconstruct]

NonstopDoodle No... They really don't.

[@theshermantanker7043]

Not all men are rapists, many are really nice people too ;-; *Cries in a corner

[@luce5075]

NonstopDoodle yea we have to be

[@wholegrainbreadcrust6417]

+NonstopDoodle sadly; but not all guys are the same :)

[@tylerk710]

And feminists ask me why my house has to be able to supply an army Same deal Kinda And before you ask no I'm not one of those paranoid people who shoot girl scouts from his window because their on his lawn I just like guns and my family Anyway good on you for being armed Better to have but never need than to need and never have

[@SeeYouRyu2032]

You know what would be really ridiculous, those two have a kid we get a "whack the baby sitter" where the baby kills the baby sitter in nonsensical ways.

[@wolfman1242]

thats an amazing idea and i hope they make it

[@Aarontti]

All the guys watching this video could feel the pain in their balls...

[@eleximent]

Incorrect

[@Aarontti]

Imagination Infinity Correct

[@chronoch.2684]

The PAIN is strong with this one - Darth BallSack 20Something

[@Aarontti]

Alex Mercer May the pain be with you

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Very.....Very...... Eeeeh

[@The-court-jester]

“I’m disgusted, but mostly impressed” -Mark