Wasabi Saltines & Hot Toothpaste | Scissor Bros with Jeremiah Watkins & Steebee Weebee | Ep 51

[@emjay2d]

This is the only podcast where I dont skip the ads. And I hope the sponsors recognize how well ya'll do for em. :D

[@zekeo420]

Lol just realized I don't skip the ads also my fave are the ice bongs ads lol

[@MrSk8mobb]

Never skip the ads they make more money if you don't! If you watch the full ad they get paid more!!! Support your local podcast!

[@Ken-NRFI-Jr]

Ceeemone sa good ads voto Loco I watch them all as well I skip all other pods ads

[@likwidmagik]

One more like and this amazing and relatable comment gets to 69! Herpes! Comedy!

[@GK-qc5ry]

Same here

[@jeremiahwatkins]

Hey Scissor Family! I need your help and could really use your support on Monday when I drop my new special at 4pm PST! If you could go to KZbin.com/jeremiahwatkins and leave a comment and a like when Stand-Up On the Spot drops, and watch it for as long as possible in one sitting, that would be huge! I self-produced this special and put my own money into it, so it's something I really believe in and showcases some of my favorite comics in Texas. Love y'all and thanks for your continued support! ✂✂

[@TrailerTalesPod]

🎶 Good morning! Ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhh 🎶 SANTINO WOULDN'T EAT THE WASABI, BUT WE WILL!! Thanks for being here with us! Hit that like button and leave a comment. Not subscribed yet? Join our Scissor Family! It's the most positive podcasting experience on the internets! Look out for Jeremiah's new special that drops Monday on his KZbin channel KZbin.com/jeremiahwatkins Also we have some awesome new merch here!: shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros/shop/home

[@JohnAquariusPodcast]

Good morning guys thanks for posting

[@evenbuzzard4642]

Thank you.

[@allmightymosthigh1076]

Please dont pull a king and the sting move and charge us guys I love watching and supporting on here

[@TrailerTalesPod]

@@allmightymosthigh1076 like we said, only the challenge next week will be on Patreon, because it's too gnarly for KZbin since we are hurting ourselves. An hour long episode like always will be on the channel next week still 💪 ✂️

[@JohnAquariusPodcast]

@@TrailerTalesPod hey I get it. If I dont see you guys on the patreon I'll be seeing you when you post Fridays. Love you guys. One suggestion can you do a live chat on KZbin. Like a question and answer session so we can connect with you guys

[@therealmatthew293]

I really appreciate all the funny edits like in 3:41 it’s just makes the show so much more immersive and fun.

[@gelatinskeletonlaboratory1833]

That had me rolling I came to see if anyone else caught that exact spot lmao

[@Ojdaweedmane]

So close to a year of scissor bros it’s been such an amazing ride love you guys so much thanks for all the amazing content.

[@Audiofatuation]

I KNOW!!! Gone by soooo fast

[@joebags3322]

Jeremiah, I just want to say, I appreciate the editing you do by putting the "think about it" when steebee coughed and all the other funny stuff. Keep up the good work!

[@sqauckaa]

Jeremiah, you getting cut by those scissors made me realise how close your eyeballs are to that open scissor point and I couldn't stop looking at it afterwards lol. Stay safe boys.

[@xiii_centuries]

I literally sent an email a couple weeks ago on my concerns about the scissors being to close to the face lol

[@willyjf6193]

That's perspective pretty sure the scissors are behind them.. lol

[@lesley4917]

Seeing this as the first thing in KZbin when I start my day really makes it SO much better! ✂️❤ From one of your scissor sisters!

[@patchouliflower5816]

Tots! 💕 Love to the scissor sisters!

[@TrailerTalesPod]

we love you Scissor Sister!

[@ruthlessntoothless7552]

When you guys do the Live show in Ontario. Please drive up Aunt Annie's for amazing food, you can pick fresh apples, they have have a petting zoo and very great natural honey farm.

[@whoojoshwhoo]

@@patchouliflower5816 free R red eueyryyyyry

[@whoojoshwhoo]

@@patchouliflower5816 rn r r ur ur eye ur ueyyreeyrr

[@HIGHTS]

"CRAIG!!!!" oh man Steebee's plumbing story had me cracking up 🤣

[@deaderthendead041]

I love how steve just admits he defrauded a city official😅

[@Abovegroundcool]

The fact that Jeremiah wins challenges with all of steebees rules and whinging is astonishing. Jeremiah is the definition of a team player.

[@deaderthendead041]

I know it's to the point where I watched just to see it.Steve lose his shit because he's not winning😅 Dude will start crying and making up all these loopholes.Why he should get extra turns or do overs, And if that doesn't work he just straight accuses jeremiah of cheating or having an unfair advantage

[@snowee_lit8884]

You know it’s gonna be a FIRE episode when extreme heat is involved 🔥 ✂️

[@TrailerTalesPod]

you know it!!

[@hmiddle3495]

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. Jeremiah, your show sounds like a great idea. Steebee would KILL IT! ✂️✂️✂️

[@ItsJoKeZ]

@13:36 that face when you know you made an absurd joke and you can barely hold in your own laughter

[@kyukyu5982]

Wasabi Dance break. Jeremiah: "You do it at home with us??" Us: "Fuck no." Lol

[@lindemannethecat]

LETS GOOOOO, BEST PODCAST OUT RIGHT NOW !!!! You guys are the best

[@joshadams5709]

Friday mornings are the best mornings thanks to Scissor Bros! Thanks for all your efforts to make the show work guys.

[@botre6505]

Can't wait to see how Steve is gonna cheat on this week's challenge. Lol

[@evenbuzzard4642]

not as bad as Santino from last week.

[@abecastillo8856]

Facts lol

[@botre6505]

@@evenbuzzard4642 at least cheeto is blunt about it. Steve acuses while cheating. 😆 🤣

[@luxintelligentia4632]

Basically didnt cheat this time but blackmailed Jeremiah to do the punishment even tho he won. I knew he wasnt going to take that loss

[@botre6505]

@@luxintelligentia4632 on the nose lol

[@Teeklin]

Hey Steebee, just be careful with the humidifier. Make sure it's clean regularly, they are helpful but can create some serious health issues if they aren't regularly cleaned properly and are allowed to just blow mold throughout the air. Keep up the great content!

[@donnadoes4757]

I have such a good emotional reaction to hearing you guys talk, my post work migraine went away immediately as I started this. Amaaazing. ❤️

[@SkylarHinrichs]

Lol, the 'Think about it' cough at 2:38 is epic. ✂✂

[@jeffk7881]

Song at the end of this episode was awesome! Keep up the great work dudes!

[@Gomez9r]

Thank you for the disclaimer about next weeks challenge. I appreciate the honesty and love supporting this channel.

[@noahn8130]

Is it friday already?! Scissor Bros is always the best way to kick off the weekend!

[@deaderthendead041]

I wish I would have found these guys sooner so I could have enjoyed that

[@jonathanredman2153]

Steebee saying "we're gonna do a billion episodes" just broke my dang heart into a billion pieces

[@deaderthendead041]

Yeah, same

[@deaderthendead041]

I was literally thinking the same thing, I was like " damn it steve you broke our hearts"

[@quinnrimkus2764]

on my lunch break at work and im stressed out but scissor bros makes me less stressed. love u guys

[@capealio]

Love for all the scissor fam

[@justineescaladaclemente]

Love when you guys are vlogging while out and about! Maybe more challenges out in public like pranks? Love you guys!! ✂️✂️✂️

[@Rachin8er]

This is becoming one of my favourite podcasts! Keep it up guys! ☮️❤️

[@SmokiNinja]

Steve just dancing, and ole JW back pedaled and still did an extra punishment. MIDWEST CHIVARLY

[@falasteeny2745]

Props to Jeremiah! You gotta respect people that don't ask for hand outs and do shit themselves!

[@midwestkid1879]

I've never seen someone so excited about a frozen lake and that is pure and wholesome.

[@statik1688]

The think about it cough had me rollin 🤣🤣

[@Dhardy316]

Its like we are going back to our roots where we(yall) started...and I like.

[@rickeykoga2312]

Going back thru the oldies - love you guys ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@josephlondon3960]

This story is epic and Jeremiah with the zingers! I was in tears listening to the story!

[@maryjanegilbert4543]

It’s my favorite day of the week thanks to the scissor bros!!!

[@sydneyeliza157]

Just audibly screamed and said “I love fridays” when I saw your upload!!!!

[@TrailerTalesPod]

yaaaay!!!

[@indigenousgrooves9212]

I love the Santana waiting in the background of the challenge. Perfect choice Brothers scissor ✂️ 🪘🎵

[@edguardosanchez4419]

love the free standups thanks again! keep it gooooing!!!

[@princevegeta-son]

17:15 lol 😂😂 "Preparing to beat off"

[@divorak9025]

Im watching on Monday 100% thanks for going the extra mile man. Huge fan

[@alastairs3727]

Congrats on being the best podcast in history !! Happy weekend scissor family !🎉🎉🎉

[@lCurbstomp]

Setting an alarm for Mondays special

[@lionsmanexx]

Love the song at the end. Always love when Jer breaks out the sax! Feel like we don’t see it as much anymore 🎷

[@StayGoldGun]

Hell yeah, Steebee doing stand up on the spot would be epic!

[@josephelliott9206]

Fire episode🔥🔥! Jeremiah says steebee would be good on the standup on the spot and I agree. I think Steebee would shine in that format of a show. Looking forward to the special on Monday!

[@jagdeepsandhu8130]

Jeremiah, you peppering know your jokes at the beginning during Steve's story was great. Kept it entertaining 😄

[@Middle.Earth.Crisis]

God bless these Scissor Bro's on this weekend eve, in Gerald's name we pray, amen.

[@TheDeAngeloo]

the clip of steebees humidifier was very good.

[@I___Love___U]

Admittedly my first time actually doing the scissors at home. Whoa…I feel so much better now. I didn’t know how much I needed that.

[@aznpanda510x]

Yeah it weird, I was like naw, ain’t doing that dumb shit…. To hmmmmmm not bad

[@puebloking8280]

One of the best scissor Bros ✂️ i seen in a while just intriguing stories throughout

[@cdiggidy90]

Awesome episode my brothers!!! ✂️ Steebee you should totally hit that stand up spot 👏

[@tony_martinezz1]

51:28- - when someone calls you unexpectedly 😆

[@indigenousgrooves9212]

Just when I needed it most .thanks for delivering guys. I really needed this

[@migueldominguez9235]

Love you guys. Excited for the Patreon challenge!!

[@alexmassaly]

Best show on the internet. Never stop

[@BayMedic]

Bobby's brother wanting solidarity with the wasabi punishment, after saying there is no solidarity, is such a Lee-family type move 😂

[@iancole8962]

That finger snap/grill edit was so so good lmao

[@YourMom3K]

I cracked tf up

[@nataliemorrison5876]

Lol their amazement with fruit stands🤣🤣 Who wants to tell them they're everywhere outside of major cities lmao

[@isaiahjackson3683]

I LOVE the plumbing song!

[@harryhonsoo3255]

This podcast is really really really good

[@noelennon420]

The Bros ALWAYS deliver on Fridays!

[@WilsonVidz]

the "think about it", in the cough. Love you Jeremiah :)

[@cousinshutin516]

I hit the thumbs up button the second ads start. I already know I'm going to like it.

[@prodigydrone1923]

LoL fanimal Maaan!! - gotta love the the scissor bros add reads

[@kiankolahi]

You guys have the best commercials in the industry!

[@mikeschlunt9885]

Started listening to the podcast on spotify, love you guys.

[@tessamaria1016]

I really needed a scissor bros episode, really helps get your mind of things

[@cerda91]

I miss this every Friday

[@Bigtetrisguy]

Jeremiah scared of ice is so LA 😂 love these guys

[@charleslopez6490]

What a lovely way to begin my Friday.✂️✂️✂️

[@J0NNYBOY]

"I see your boogers every time I see you. That ain't no new thing, Chuck" LMAO!

[@hotspotteaco.1675]

Looking forward to Monday!

[@rachelseidel3474]

I laugh just at both of their mannerisms 😂

[@CoolKid_50]

Jeremiah was on fire with those questions. 😂🔥

[@paulwangler]

Dude, rewatching old episodes is the best

[@Goofychoogyjumps17]

Lemme get a pizza of that Jeremiah!!! Another 10/10 podcast love you scissor bros and family✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@kevinc31]

Love some scissor bros. Thx guys. Keep up the good work

[@SuperJasinder]

SCISSOR BROS FO LIFE FOOOOO

[@abecastillo8856]

Fridays are the best love you guys!

[@TWEEKSAUCE]

Scissor Fridays is my day of the week, keep on keeping on

[@taylorb7393]

Always a good day when a new scissor bros episode drops on youtube ✂✂❤

[@nudetayne1617]

Thank you my Scissor Kings for introducing me to the Freeze Pipe

[@mikeyd9459]

I don't know why but the zoom in when Steve said "help help you gotta call someone I don't know what to do" was so fucking funny

[@MaTtYMcBlack]

Scissor Bros for LIFE!!!

[@drewwood6790]

We did it small town Iowa! We made it on Scissor Bros. There hasn't been a this much excitement down at Johnson's Five Dime and Fountain since the Taxidermied body of Mister Ed was at the County fair!

[@botre6505]

Friday just got way better!

[@joeabo564]

Happy Friday!!!!!

[@TrailerTalesPod]

Happy Friday to you as well!

[@fnomore333]

It cracks me up so bad, how Steve is SUCH a guilt trip when it's his punishment. But when it's Jeremiah's time to get punished, Steve gets sadistic... From guilt trip to power trip in the blink of an eye dude.. 😂😂😂😂 Love yall❤❤

[@jhan5687]

Most underatted pod right now.

[@Bubblestheghost]

Steve has never been more alert and excited than when Jeremiah admitted to not fully swallowing the last cracker. You got docked.

[@destinyserrano2409]

0:31 a billion episodes he says, now its over at 147 episodes I cry

[@checkcasheddavid]

When you guys reach episode 200…. You’re scissor arms are going to fall off! You’re on your way!

[@mandyjohnson]

This was a fun ep. I hope youre doing better Steeb. Ilygsm. Thank u for making friday better 🤍

[@isaiahjackson3683]

I’ve come back to listen to the flooding song so many times now

[@kernel04HERN]

Steve needs to do Stand up on the spot! Need some footage on the show too!

[@derekderek]

The wasabi dance was amazing. You guys should get a huge contract with Adult Swim.

[@aznpanda510x]

I wouldn’t even mind coming home around 10’sh watching adult swim and this podcast was on.

[@luxintelligentia4632]

39:00 this whole segment looks like he tries to convinse someone that he really is in the place he said 😂

[@Sergeant666]

Yesss! Happy scissor day my scissor sibs!

[@TrailerTalesPod]

Happy Scissor Day! ✂️ ✂️

[@fozzycleo2507]

Love the scissor bros!! ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@timmybrowzen]

Stand Up On The Spot with Steebee sounds spectacular!

[@14AustinS]

Ohhhh shitttt