Comparison: Lies You Were Told As A Kid

[@WatchDataVerified]

What is the greatest lie of all time? "I have read and accepted the terms and conditions."

[@robloxfunni8542]

First reply lol And no you didn't

[@cosmo9916]

“video games make you violent” and “it won’t hurt at all”

[@mikezam]

true

[@_GrandFloppa_]

the vaccine dosent hurt at all

[@Luc1dd_]

That im adopted

[@syedlam9632]

Parents be like:I will pretend I didn't see that

[@12kittycat29]

@smilecatishere what 👁👄👁

[@Darkeagle38]

​@SmilesAreHere tf are you saying

[@kvls.i]

@SmilesAreHere huh

[@Inkyminkyzizwoz]

*say

[@BenAnimationsOfficial]

​@SmilesAreHere I also saw Don't read my profile picture in the comments in lots of different videos

[@CHYT4139]

Fun fact : Our parents thought these were true so they will tell us and it will be an endless cycle

[@catliveslaughslovesdrama]

2:06 When I was like 10 it was my first time getting blood took. My mum said ‘don’t worry, it wont hurt a bit!’ Yeah, i passed out from the pain.

[@YEEEEEEEEEEET999]

More like, mom: it won't hurt a bit, (child calmed) it will hurt a lot.(child panicking)

[@KetoRail]

2:53 "'strangers are friends you haven't met yet'" technically that is kinda true, it depends on who you see

[@creepiestadventure]

Wym? I always get extremely sick when I go out without a jacket in the cold weather. It’s extremely dangerous to freeze that much.

[@MergeMechanic]

How cold? (F°, please.)

[@King_Nothing_Official]

@MergeMechanic Learn Celsius, you American

[@StoMoComedoPro]

I can't believed that there were way more people who beleived the purple pool one than the one about the 🦃 making you 😪 and also I feel sorry for those 7.5 people, I mean we all love when people try to spoil our fun! (In which obviously that was sarcastic).

[@twilightknight_1440]

I've been drinking coffee since I was 9 years old, and it's still as great as it was that first day

[@KetoRail]

1:54 you can wake up a sleep walker but if you purposely try to scare them awake by yelling or another method, it has a big chance to quite literally scare them to death

[@jitintilak1284]

My parents used to say that" If a black cat crosses your path then avoid going that way."😅

[@auroralovesmettaton8509]

I believed "eating carrots helps you see in the dark", a little bit...other than that, none of those.

[@nittro200]

If my nose growed every time i lied my nose would be killometric

[@buffspiderman5848]

"Self pleasure makes you hairy" So far the opposite is TRUE. I never do that and I'm really hairy.

[@justaninksearcher]

"Your heart is on the left". Your heart is in the middle, but the left atrium and left ventricle are just bigger than the right ones

[@heyoooooooooo]

:D

[@sofiaturcanu2439]

Imagine a girl who will shave her hair to grow thicker 💀💀💀

[@Kastorias]

which hair

[@owenblack702]

Just so you know- germs instantly get on your food if you drop it

[@StormS4bre]

Fun fact!: honey was found in a ancient tomb that is old and the honey was still edible!

[@CsHyper]

My teacher: ⅓πr³h will be useful later in life. Me: dOrY HaS BeTtEr mEmOrY ThAn yOu. YoU FoRgOt tOdAy's lEsSoN PlAn iMmEdIaTeLy aFtEr rEaDiNg iT

[@heyoooooooooo]

true :)

[@joonatanhamalainen3651]

Idk if its true but i was always told that food and exercise right after creates cramps more easily and then when ur swimming it would be hard to get out if you get cramp

[@logan8771]

the swimming after eating is true im a lifegaurd and the chlorine in the water reacts with your stomach acid which is more abundant during digestion and when that mixes it causes you to vomit, when that happens we pour shock on it

[@connorplaysgames2401]

Yeah I thought the same thing.

[@darksun4029]

yeah when you drink it but not when you are just swimming

[@Cold_Frost41]

“Video games make you violent” The games: Every Animal crossing game Minecraft My singing monsters Incredibox Axolochi Bfdia 5b Coolmaths games

[@mrwendigo3374]

Don't forget gmod and subnautica

[@TheGamingG810]

Gta 5, manhunt 2

[@MewsOvercast]

Being told the 4th last one is the beginning of a villain arc

[@timgorg1919]

0:09 Well, I got Pneumonia last December, because of the cold

[@josephlester7068]

i got a cold from playing in the rain one time

[@Nick53701]

bro fr "its not going to hurt at all" is the truth

[@Someone.72]

1:14 Almost every student after not studying for an exam

[@ALLYAHHHHH]

THAT DOG IN 0:52 IS REALLY STARING AT MY SOUL 💀

[@germanys.sleepy]

BRO IT SCARED ME.

[@_R136a1]

smile dog but simplified

[@oppoxiaomi252]

Dog Name Is Husky

[@alexwall4129]

0:46 “Comment “5” if you still believe the five-second rule!” Me: 0.0000001

[@macgopal4882]

0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

[@GracePlaysRoblox]

Fun fact: neither the 5 or 3 second rule is true, not even if you do a 1 second rule. The millisecond that food hits the ground, all the germs, and dirty stuff crawl onto your food

[@Silly_skin_stealer]

You forgot. " You're not adopted"

[@jessicaallen7193]

There were some cars that were made in the early 90s that wouldn't start unless you were buckled up. My aunt had once and showed me it really wouldn't start.

[@randompersonthatnoonelikes9781]

I eat floor candy on a daily basis, I don’t believe in the ‘five second’ rule, I believe in the ‘if it has no hair or unidentifiable substances, it is mostly edible’ rule, because I’m a toddler (not really). I also may or may not still eat paper.

[@computerchain]

Exactly no hair no dirt no problem 😎

[@christianchauhan23]

💛 all your video's mate👍

[@alexis_in_my_own_world]

My dad be like when he watches this. THERE IS NO 5 SECOND RULE THERE IS A 0 SECOND RULE OF COURSE

[@Sachin-y7p8t]

How to search thumnail logo like you. Any advice

[@wurpldon7473]

So on the sitting close to the screen one, if your eyes r too close to any screen they will focus too much, straining your eyes. The farther u are away, the better as u arnt straining so hard. Just not too far. And on the catch a cold one, the cold weather weakens your immune system, so it makes it easier to catch any cold viruses

[@addieslifeee]

remember when they told us it was illegal to have the light in the car turned on

[@leox6190]

2:19 "Do Your Seatbelt" 💀😭

[@thechickenarmy9918]

LOL

[@C.H.K.N_tenders]

​@@leox6190it means sxe ( put the e behind x )

[@minecraftgames8085]

mom: its not going to hurt me: THEN WHY DID I FELT IT

[@0TH3R_US3R]

02:10 so parent's nose gonna grow too

[@TumoPlayz]

lol

[@TheRobloxBaconTwins]

I still believed the cold weather getting sick one...

[@C.H.K.N_tenders]

Parent: "bread crusts make your hair curly!" Me: "BUt i doNT Want curlY haIR"

[@kalebcamp8148]

Bro whenever I eat bread I always eat the crust, and my hair is straighter than a telephone pole

[@C.H.K.N_tenders]

@@kalebcamp8148 lol

[@shenzixirgs8152]

2:12 for me, injections have never hurt except for a few seconds

[@HelloH927]

I searched how babies are made and I wish I didn’t

[@bowlguy45]

Lol

[@ashlymenard5780]

r/CursedComments

[@ambi_12]

How old are you?

[@nullnull8310]

The cold weather one came from times when farm animals would be inside because of the winter. Since the animals spread diseases people would think it was the cold.

[@Thrilltime69]

2:28 I am technically not in my 20s. below 15 so I still dont know how babies are made imma search it up real quic-

[@heyoooooooooo]

OOF

[@ashlymenard5780]

Don't.

[@NuhuhNuhUhNuh]

My parents who told me that if you dont sleep a night cop will come and take you away

[@ZachTeeVee]

Same lol

[@aphnix_yt9787]

The "video game makes you violent" is kinda true. I have a little cousin that is a boy, he is violent and never listens.But my auntie gave him a chance to play games, he got more violent when my auntie had to take away the phone, he screams at a door for one hour

[@anightwingcloakedinshadow5448]

I don't think it's the video game's fault tho

[@aphnix_yt9787]

@@anightwingcloakedinshadow5448 I didnt say it was tho

[@anightwingcloakedinshadow5448]

@@aphnix_yt9787 oh it sounded like it with the "it's kind of true" anyways I'm sorry you have a relative who acts like this. :C

[@RaeleeWoltman]

If your parents say a bird told them my best advice is to run as fast as you can

[@Filipino_Guy23orPlanetGovorz]

In the philippines, we don't say 5 seconds BUT 5 MINUTES FOR US

[@realrazoblast]

Aight me sneeze faster than an average car which doesn’t want to crash into truck.

[@rotatingcat1957]

2:39 u mean the country? LOL

[@pecsbackupig]

i am very hungary let me eat some turkey (literally the unfunniest joke that could ever exist hut i had to say it)

[@rayleighr428]

7 year old me after seeing the strork brought you to our house description: HMMMM HEHEHEHEHEH **ANGRY SMASHING NOISES**

[@harleystubbs6199]

Uh..

[@MergeMechanic]

E?

[@figuregaming3872]

you're not 7 pal you're not 7

[@Shiwonalapa]

2:28 But I already know…

[@TomatoeDude]

WELL They come from se…-

[@Vib-ribbon-vibri]

Not driving without a seat belt because your brain is stopping u from driving without a seat belt

[@whendeimposterisus9807]

The fish IS sleeping dummies

[@Bakonkingg]

Lol

[@ashlymenard5780]

r/Woosh

[@ReesesOnPawz]

the reading in the dark one i do every day so i would be blind by now

[@ScribblBox]

29293747654839292 second rule for me (if the food isn't a wet type like noodles)

[@Inkyminkyzizwoz]

That's about 9 million years!

[@raviolilover6927]

1:16 me who plays doom:Yep games don't turn you violent

[@VermZcool]

2:23 yes its easier not explaining it, but putting dont look it up just worsen things

[@shlokkumar3840]

What??

[@ramixgamez]

0:42 The "Shaving makes hair grows back thicker" started spreading because most women loves a beard (i think)

[@georgiamichael3585]

What about santa claus

[@ohwhocares1]

you saw.

[@lethalwolf7455]

Ice cream truck music means they’re sold out😂😂😂

[@ashlymenard5780]

My parents never told me that. What the hell kind of parents do these people have?

[@avishekroy3148]

Santa is real

[@tanzytalks5456]

No he isn’t.

[@drake19992]

no he's not

[@C.H.K.N_tenders]

2:41 fun fact: turkey has a chemical in it that makes you feel sleepy

[@Aironine]

Every country has a thing that makes you sleep in seconds

[@MourningdovePlayerh412YT]

why is everyone saying 5

[@Checkers4lifee]

Because it said if you believe in the 5 second rule then comment "5"

[@Keanuify]

Man its was 5 mins ago and the comments are 51💀

[@zifralcaoriginal]

The king of reuploads💀💀💀

[@Ldci_2012]

5

[@FactAttic]

If you swallow your gum, it will take seven years to digest 😅 Gum goes through the digestive system like anything else. While there are no nutrients to absorb, it certainly won't get stuck anywhere along the way

[@hana_kusnirova77]

But the "Shaving makes hair grow back thicker" one is true.

[@wakandapolatty]

5, it will take about five seconds for the food to gain a sickening amount of bacteria.

[@mjr0947]

"Icecream truck music means they sold out" bruh what💀

[@ethanbosch6770]

You can swim after you eat but the movement your body makes can turn the inside in your stomach around causing you to feel nausious and maybe even throw up. Its not like swimming after eating does nothing, but it doesn't prevent you from doing it

[@_-_._-_._--.82]

God christ jesus created the world

[@madnessstudios5950]

No he didn’t it was the lord almighty cheeso

[@ohwhocares1]

God isn't real.

[@INFINITUMSPIRIT]

@@madnessstudios5950 he is Lord almighty.

[@INFINITUMSPIRIT]

@@ohwhocares1 nothing created everything Lol

[@lyneythemagician]

Ugh i thought you won't show "the bird told me" this reminded of many of things in my childhood...

[@bluewolfuvvu1608]

Watching TV that close IS bad for you actually.. You could get addicted to it-

[@alikaraman-q5x]

plus you can need glasses

[@TheBuilderPro2024]

On the 85%, I don't watch TV close, because my big head would be blocking the screen "why are you on my TV???"

[@FebruaryHas30Days]

First

[@soniclikesphone]

Yes but did we ask

[@CRITICALLY_ENDANGERED]

Congratulations

[@AlfarooqAlmenghawi]

@@soniclikesphone Exactly no one asked

[@Fellafromdublin]

@@AlfarooqAlmenghawi For you to be born

[@Fellafromdublin]

@@soniclikesphone You to be born

[@Channel_z--o1v]

My parents never told me that 'Turkey makes you sleepy' but they always get sleepy while eating turkey.

[@zaccheusnicholas6212]

In 2022, I Lied To My Dad, Heres it: "I Did Shower, But I Think I Didnt Shower.."

[@kaykay3391]

A lot of them are really true but the one thing that's especially true is how hurting your eyes is caused from getting too close to the TV like no no no

[@Khabar_TV_]

Fun fact: all of these things are from my childhood. Me that believes to all of those:

[@Justanormalguy-1-1]

My parents also lied to me about noodles made of worms

[@Shonade_Malik]

Isn't the first one true though? Screens are basically light, and when you get closer to them, the more intense light gets.

[@MergeMechanic]

❌

[@Shonade_Malik]

@@MergeMechanic How?

[@Monokumathebear]

Even my school told me the taste zone one

[@ashlymenard5780]

Same. I even had a book about the human body when I was younger, and it covered the "taste zone" thing at some part.

[@Narites]

2:28 i tought babies were brang by these birds until i asked my mom how are babies made and she looked at me disgusted so i looked it up and my inocence disappeared :(

[@toto-jd3rv]

ok???

[@jeffreyagbenouwope7014]

@Some Dog on Google when did that happen?

[@danielcohens4610]

Cold weather, wind, or rain have to have some correlation with catching a cold, know for sure from experience lol

[@ThunderLight9814]

Parents be like: hey watching that will get you addicted 🤓

[@heyoooooooooo]

haha yes.

[@KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb]

I never believed the ice cream truck one

[@Nevergonnagiveyouup805]

The goldfish has 6 months memory

[@noot3778]

fun fact: the great wall of china is long enough to be seen from space, easily. just not wide enough

[@WinterIsBestSeason69]

1:49 but coffee isn’t an energy drink.. XD

[@magmism]

technically is since it has caffeine to keep you awake

[@christiansells1045]

Eats a half quater of a French fry, then swims.

[@coolchannelyt]

I believe in the don't eat food that has fallen onto the floor rule.

[@leonardocastelli6333]

Goldfish have a 3 second memory, but i think mine in 16 years remembers me ahahah he see me grow up! ( i was 6 now im 22, he is still alive)

[@BigdomRL]

2:48 I actually do get a little tired after eating Turkey sooooo…

[@C.H.K.N_tenders]

​@user-hoople343it's niether of those. Turkey has a chemical that makes you feel sleepy

[@lorantpapp07]

"A bird told me..." Okay mom what did you see on twitter this time?

[@waveiscursed]

king of repetitive content

[@eternity9748]

i knew it it wasn't a bird

[@endgamer7896]

my mom never lied to me about how babies were made, although I already knew

[@The_WFF282]

Same

[@temenzo]

I love how some of these are actually true...