Fans Roast Us On Twitter • Watcher Weekly

[@hililly3219]

Tiny Shane is actually hilarious and Idk if that’s a sign of my humour depleting or getting better

[@lowcusyellow]

It’s 2020, it can only go lower

[@rs-op8bb]

I think you just like wholesome things

[@calvor685]

Nah man for some dumb reason it's really funny. It is compelling me to draw a tiny Shane but I probably won't since I forgot about it until now and missed the boat

[@machi6888]

Nah it quality content

[@rorifrongillo6763]

He is his own shoulder devil 😂

[@vartikapandey7024]

Ryan had no business hating on hot daga so much when he wrote something called *The Sausage Man*

[@hyenawithgun1395]

he was just jealous

[@amandarakestraw2915]

Absolutely. Exposed

[@renten_]

The hot daga deserved the hate

[@zeuslgn]

Now now, we can't judge what we haven't read. Just because it's called *The Sausage Man* doesn't mean it isn't a masterpiece that wouldst make Shakespeare weep in joyous veneration. [insert canned laughter here]

[@rach_laze]

@@zeuslgn more like *insert Ryan's weird chuckle here*

[@cheskaevangelista4229]

the tweet where someone called shane “sexy in a rat kind of way” really hits different when he wants to be a little mouse

[@sunlight_sonata6033]

Omg 😂

[@iiiiiiii2159]

It's does omg-

[@ludussy]

LMAAOOOO

[@ghoulkickers7005]

lol im the one that said that im said that it didn't make it into the ep

[@cheskaevangelista4229]

Ghoul kickers we were all thinking it tho 😼

[@MairaCanalesIllustrator]

Steven’s disappointed face when Shane admitted that he likes to put ketchup on sushi and pizza killed me. He just looked like he was filled with silent judgement and despair.

[@recoil53]

It's a proper response though.

[@catsftw5248]

That was also my response

[@ji3072]

Ketchup on pizza is not the worst idea, but ketchup on sushi, yeah, that's the worst idea.

[@ji3072]

Also silent judgment and despair is a good book title. A good band and a good porn name.

[@LaureleiMarie]

Good name for a court show where the plaintiffs and defendants must don full mime costumes and wordlessly plead their cases.

[@drivethrupoet]

Steven's vibe is the older brother who is trying to impress a girl but his kid brother and weird friend won't go away.

[@buckeye5502]

NEISYW7 YEAH

[@xxcallmeniaxx3272]

Ryan coming in with a toy car and going "bahh" after Shane's crisis is really selling this for me

[@endymionredacted1304]

Shane's out here representing theatre kids in a room of jocks and I thank him for his service

[@hyenawithgun1395]

y’all can we just appreciate ryan’s shoulder and arm muscles for a second

[@blackberry1270]

Bro, the unsolved gang has already done it.

[@facevaluehighfive]

Forever and always

[@Karin_Allen]

Sorry, I'm too distracted by his Jheri curls O_o

[@twincherry4958]

Lol

[@twincherry4958]

@@Karin_Allen 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@chlo3mak]

“ooh white fragility, shane whats that?” “WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?” HELPEJDJDDIK

[@JulesKM]

I feel like if Steve wasn't around, Ryan and Shane would be completely out of control lol

[@melissaminton4572]

Yeah, that's the problem. Steven is a third wheel. He adds nothing!

[@rachelhim8411]

It may seem that way because Shane and Ryan are a duo but Steven is an important part specially business wise and I come just for him. I love him he's great

[@andrewlentner]

@@melissaminton4572 you obviously haven't watched his shows on this channel then

[@Animaniafreak]

@@melissaminton4572 I watch this for Steven, so what you are saying makes no sense.

[@annamariamazzola7486]

that's called unsolved!!!

[@TheRogueCommand]

I've finally been able to put Shane's chaotic energy into words: he's like a member of the Addams Family if their aesthetic was flannel instead of goth #wearewatcher

[@savannacharlieisbell6492]

Too accurate. Lmfao

[@dysphoricnick798]

oh my god

[@graceferree843]

the power that ryan’s curls hold

[@thealbanianlorg6542]

Grace Ferree : was thinking the same. there’s the geri curl and now the ryan curl! 😁

[@wweep]

ugh yesss

[@everettforest8229]

It’s never enough cat content. Don’t disrespect Simba like that again Shane.

[@breebobo]

he was being jealous on Obi's behalf.

[@abigailkaterbergcolibaba]

Petition for a #catpisode. #catgang

[@anavillasenor8639]

I'm down #Catgang

[@sussanachen4928]

#catgang

[@loreleimoxon4729]

why do shane's curtains look like The Dress

[@endymionredacted1304]

The Dress™

[@getyoinked3937]

I can smell the war arising

[@Rashelle-zb4kq]

They don’t because the dress is blue and black lol

[@Amira.D04]

Just the wrong color 😌

[@jaynecooney9549]

Hey there my curtains

[@frostyskeletons8950]

“ya know what I’m feeling weird today, man” says the man of constant daily chaos

[@peytonalexander5300]

How can you roast Shane? He’s literally the pinnacle of masculinity.

[@maaninisharma9427]

He is!!

[@residentsimon9921]

big rat boy

[@JulesKM]

I just wasted coffee spitting it out while laughing. THANKS! 😂

[@margotsamarra5920]

LOL

[@partlyironic]

I both hate and love this comment because I find that gangly man so hot :(

[@glitterriddler]

steven's children would not have names but numbers like in the umbrella academy

[@nireshkaa]

😭 "our father couldn't be bothered to give us actual names"

[@lebearpolarr]

Can’t get over the “randomised Sim” roast @ Shane and Ryan when Steven’s the one cosplaying his Sim here (which Ryan and Shane locked in a box).

[@jayhom5385]

Well it's actually the the sim being the cosplay. And, it's down doo Steven so It's would the one Andrew made.

[@Mikibear222]

Haha I just rewatched that ep yesterday.

[@hussainatapia5610]

Belle omg yes I didn’t even notice it😂

[@ZOOPXOWO]

Clear glasses, Newly dyed hair, and curly hair,,,, I’m deeply emotional FLORAL SHIRT AND TANKTOP AND C A T

[@ludussy]

ZARA can u imagine ryan moving to the netherlands

[@ZOOPXOWO]

LUDUSSY I CANT I REALLY CANT

[@ludussy]

@@ZOOPXOWO ME NEITHER BUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lord_of_the_oreos_vol3]

ZARA IS THAT YOU!!??

[@ZOOPXOWO]

Lord_of_the _Oreos_ vol 3 HI YES ITS ME ZARA

[@themripley]

Ryan's continued delight at #MouseMadej is adorable.

[@umaihope]

steven's current dyed hair is so pleasing to the eyes like brooooooo 10/10 love it

[@jackiidk4791]

I WASNT READY FOR RYAN’S CURLY HAIR

[@magicianandking]

As a Midwesterner I would like to say that being Midwestern is a personality trait. Californians can fight me

[@CH-uu7hd]

As the Californian kid of a Midwesterner, amen!

[@kraziiXIII]

I'm a little south of the Midwest (Kentucky) but it definitely is a personality trait. Also being Californian is a personality trait. I would know I am one living in Kentucky.

[@nothingtoseehere5678]

We ain't gonna fight you bros. Enjoy the sun😎🤙

[@ellakernen8402]

As a wisconsinite, I must say... Being a Midwesterner is definitely a personality trait. Also people think we have a Midwestern accent..?

[@ji3072]

Wanting to fight Californians might be a Midwestern personality trait.

[@mwazowski3919]

There was no chill zone, they just hit the ground running

[@ludussy]

shane: "I was not in that circle" mad world starts playing: "all around me are familiar faces"

[@dddeepikaaa935]

Steven's awkwardness is something I relate to on some spiritual level. Also his hair, a perfect pleasant view for eyes 100/10 Actually Steven is a WHOLE ASS view I can watch him without blinking once.

[@Animaniafreak]

I wholeheartedly agree with you, a big hug to you~~~

[@dddeepikaaa935]

@@Animaniafreak sending virtual hugs to you too have a good day 🍪

[@amanda12893]

steven and simba cuddling during chill time is absolutely adorable

[@clarestaoctavia]

Ryan's curls are back and I'm here for it

[@marlenvillagomez7764]

Steven has nice skin he should let us know if he has a skincare routine

[@willbrown5197]

He said on another episode that he either showers often or every 4 days 💀 😂

[@ayza9845]

@@willbrown5197 lmaoo

[@Animaniafreak]

@@willbrown5197 Lmao do you remember which episode? Steven must have some mad genes if he can get away with showering every 4 days!

[@luciigooseyy]

Can we make it a tradition that Shane does that weird small thing at the beginning of every episode 😂

[@nicoboenitz6389]

im sorry shane puts ketchup on SUSHI??? sir that is just wrong he no longer has rights

[@yaboiandy7307]

yes ok but why is he putting ketchup on pizza if it already has tomato sauce??

[@nicoboenitz6389]

Ya boi Andy i guess he needed extra tomato??? i don’t know but that is also ehhhhgg not good

[@choochoopicklepie]

Ya boi Andy aaaaaahahhahaha

[@EmotionalSupportBees]

This is the same man who apparently puts ice cubes in cereal/milk... I guess he's just eccentric?

[@princesssookeh]

cereal, tho! DX

[@celinamori3574]

The best thing has to be when we heard Ryan’s keys jiggle and open up his car as Shane is describing he doesn’t like to be sad 😂😂

[@zoeevans8337]

"I'm gonna do it in a high pitched voice: ᵐʸ ⁿᴬᵐᴱ'ˢ ʳʸᵃᴺ "

[@marinabittencourt6402]

ryan: MOVE TO THE NETHERLANDS shane: INVEST IN SNAPCHAT steven: uh idk be more generous i guess

[@allisonb.785]

I love that split second where Shane’s head got bigger! Also, he gives off major grandpa vibes

[@kuitti1634]

I can't tell when they're doing a bit and when they're just being their weirdly chaotic selves and it makes me uncomfortable

[@MinorAccidnt]

it's time for ROAST MOR-

[@endymionredacted1304]

You guys are bold, this fandom can be cruel.

[@darlenefae]

God I love Steven's hair so much he looks great

[@aliaixio539]

0:28 Shane: I’m feeling really weird today Me: you always werid-

[@oliviagreen7423]

He doesn't look like he's feeling weird so much as blazed lol😄🔥👍

[@00muinamir]

I think that's code for "I am currently high AF".

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Simba's an amazing cat, he saved the Pride Lands. He is the king

[@brooklynparkse]

Steve’s hair is looking FRESH.

[@SazlikecrazyJM]

I swear if Ryan doesn’t say okay dokie flower shirt to Shane I’ll be disappointed 😂❤️ This is my favourite time of the week I love you guys 💖

[@briannagomez6034]

I don’t think Steven has ever laughed wildly on camera and I’m pretty sure he’s dead inside 😂

[@MegaJessylynn]

He used to laugh with Andrew

[@kdt35503]

I dont know if shane is just enthusiastic or just high

[@nattttttto5643]

My money is on 75% enthusiastic 25% high

[@naamah420]

I would say 85% high, and 15% enthusiastic lol

[@judyzhu161]

My obsession with Steven has grown from healthy to unhealthy

[@recoil53]

If it's not unhealthy, it's not obsession.

[@jessicaramirez5078]

Aww Steven's cat is so cute!

[@potsmoth]

is sausage man like an alternative hot doga?

[@tinkadureya3177]

okay but stevens cat simba literally looks exactly like my friends cat simba, except her cat is a loooong boi

[@clairelyconfused3245]

So I'd never watched Worth It before, but I wanted to "get to know" Steven better since I've watched and rewatched, and rewatched, and rewatched (ok I've honestly lost count) all of BUN and other random videos of the Ghoulboys. And as a foodie and an avid cook I am truly sad that this show was missing from my life for so long. I feel like Steven is my foodie soul buddy. And it makes me even more excited about Watcher!

[@sweetpandageek]

ryan looks like the boyfriend of the murder victim who gets clocked by the police coming out of the gym

[@abigailkaterbergcolibaba]

One of my favourite things is when Shane and Ryan go off on a tangent (remember the THOONK) and Steven has to get them back on track. He is simultaneously the most innocent and the most mature. He's their baby and their parent

[@christinemontgomery3]

I have always said “honk shew” ever since I was a kid to imitate a snore and I find myself immensely relieved to find I am not the only one 😂 didn’t know I needed this today, but thanks Shane

[@millscherry5335]

I just love the chaotic energy that Shane gives off every episode. It makes my day!

[@katherinehogan1191]

Heyyyyo! that's me and my cat Owen in the beginning! Thank you so much!!

[@user-bu1gu8xw7b]

"check out the bit, Simba" is really the line to remember here

[@coragraudenz8710]

Shane: how you guys doin? Ryan visibly not sane and tense: i’m chillin out man, i’m chillin out and precious Steven with his cat deserved more love

[@vadapartyannapurna]

So is this their own company’s ROAST MORTEM?

[@icarusy7731]

Ryan's hair gave me a heart attack GOOD SIR IT LOOKS GORGEOUS PLEASE KEEP IT CURLY

[@darlenefae]

Ryan "arms" Bergara

[@milagrosmino7513]

reading thirst tweets when

[@endymionredacted1304]

Oh NO

[@ludussy]

oh my god i don't think i'm ready for that

[@milagrosmino7513]

@@ludussy same here, but i would like to see their reactions lmao

[@FifthAveAtFive]

If they did this, I would write a few. 😜

[@ludussy]

@@FifthAveAtFive i think the entire fandom has and will do that lmaaoo

[@spiritussublime]

Aww, I like how Ryan is wearing his trophy on his shoulder, right where Shane has his chip! 😁🏆

[@FifthAveAtFive]

Who thinks we need a crossover of The Sausage Man and The Hotdoga?! 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

[@kazharding]

The ultimate crossover

[@maaninisharma9427]

I love all of them. I hope that Dnd starts soon tho! I miss Stephanos and his banging bod

[@darlenefae]

"not fansite material" LMAO

[@shendyannesmana3291]

the roasts for steven aren't that rude because he's a softie and he doesn't deserve hate. such a cute fancy bean!!!!!

[@katherinekharchenko1633]

I never thought I would cry at how beautiful Ryan's shoulders are, but here I am, quarantine's basically killing me

[@deathandgreenteapockys7476]

I'm so glad y'all posted this now y'all literally just helped me through a panic attack along with my friends I'm not even kidding ANYWAY I also drew mouse madej lol

[@evelynishikawa165]

Finding out that Shane has ketchup with his sushi is a terrifying discovery that I wish I never found out about

[@ludussy]

the Netherlands Welcomes you dearly Ryan. (tip: don't learn dutch everyone here speaks english and the language sucks)

[@alexandralee303]

Been learning dutch on duolingo for like almost two years. I agree it sucks.

[@cocolime6496]

I had to learn Dutch because I lived there for a while and though I'm fond of the language... It's fucking useless I'm kind of annoyed what am I supposed to do with it now?!

[@mandyvanparidon3427]

kan je me pls uitleggen waarom Ryan zei dat hij naar Nederland wil verhuizen? ik snap je joke niet hahaha

[@AnaisAzuli]

@@mandyvanparidon3427 ik denk omdat wij relatief gespaard zijn door Corona?

[@ludussy]

@@mandyvanparidon3427 ahha Ryan zei dat als hij iets kon zeggen tegen zijn 'jongere zelf' dat hij "move to the Netherlands (verhuis naar Nederland)" zou zeggen. vandaar dat ik zei dat Nederland hem echt verwelkomt ahah !! hopelijk is het zo wat duidelijker voor je !

[@ryancease5327]

When is puppet history coming back?! Ahhhhhhhhh!

[@tillysmith2103]

Shane dresses like a lesbian tho-

[@thatsdisco]

as a lesbian, can confirm

[@letspipe]

@@thatsdisco as a lesbian, i can confirm this lesbian's confirmation

[@stargayzer-piyo]

I was trying to understand why I love Shane's fashion sense and that is exactly why

[@Vic_the_owl92]

I´m just nonbinary but I do agree with that. If Shane would be the opposite gender, man this would be the hottest lesbian in the whole world.

[@lixiepix]

"look at his cold dead eyes"

[@samara8605]

Hi! Hope all of you beautiful people have a great day!

[@darlenefae]

Ooooh the boys look extra fine

[@aspiringavenger4343]

Never once has it occurred to me just how WIDE Ryan Bergara actually is.

[@cryptidencyclopedia]

It makes me so sad to hear people roasting three people that make me laugh on a regular basis! You guys are amazing, don't take the roasting to heart!

[@tas6002]

This could be my favorite watcher weekly episode so far from start to finish. Love it

[@eleanorgouldie9355]

Shane aggressively defending Ryan’s naming ability was so fucking cute

[@carriewelty9856]

Love what you all do. The creativity is amazing. Keep up the awesome work and stay safe.

[@abigailkaterbergcolibaba]

I love Tiny Shane and I love Ryan's pure joy at seeing tiny shane

[@PrincessDuko]

It took Ryan asking Shane what white fragility is for me to finally realize that Shane is the only white guy of this trio. How’d it take this long for me to notice? Should I be concerned?

[@DulceHernandez15]

Steven’s hair looks so cute this episode!

[@cowboyanxiety]

MY FRIENDS ART GOT FEATURED IM SO PROUD

[@dedicatedsparrow8932]

Shane: Hot Daga! Ryan: No! Shane:... Ryan:... Steven:... World:... Ryan: So here's this thing I made, it's called Sausage Man

[@ajignited8016]

Ryan: We get it! You've been miserable! Me, a midwesterner who cannot handle the heat or the cold and only willingly goes outside in mid-spring and early fall: .......I mean, yeah

[@maj8979]

as a fellow curly boi i LOVE to see ryan's new hairdo

[@ZOOPXOWO]

Me seeing my twitter moots in the roasts: WOOOO ILY WOWOAOAOWOWO

[@potsmoth]

this episode started out so chaotic

[@Vic_the_owl92]

Shane is the embodiment of the Beatles movie Yellow Submarine: colourful, jamming, weird and definitely the must-watch for everyone Ryan is the embodiment of the State of California: bright, joyful, full of surprises and a little bit crazy And Steven is just...Steven

[@BlueJay2]

I love the tiny Shane bit, but I love how much Ryan loves the bit more.

[@danigarcia3568]

Shane with his Hotdaga and Ryan with his sausage man. These two were destined to become best friends. 😂

[@BritneyDiane]

real talk- ryans hottness is so underrated

[@alanadickey4074]

So happy Steven recommended How to Be an Antiracist, it's such a great & important read!

[@cathy.barria8461]

loving the looks today

[@woot.raptor]

Well this is a great birthday present - Mouse Madej, Steven taking over ~wearewatcherwearewatcherwearewatcher~, fan roasts, a guest appearance by Simba?! Doesn't get much better than this when it comes to birthdays in the time of COVID.

[@missybarbour6885]

Therapist: Manbun Shane can't hurt you Manbun Shane:

[@fareedazanofer]

Is this the episode where we finally get to meet the watcher pets?

[@EmotionalSupportBees]

I kept mishearing things they were saying, so for a moment I thought Brian introduced Brad as "Crap Pistachio"

[@poorqualityreviews2295]

Lucky Steven wasn't in the room with Ryan when he brought that gold trophy in - he'd probably try to eat it.

[@michaelacardinalmc]

"It's never too much cat content." Steven just got a lot of respect from me, I must say.