Watching A Hallmark Movie Can Be Dangerous. Dennis Gaxiola - Full Special

Watching a Hallmark Movie can be dangerous, especially if what happened to Dennis Gaxiola happens to you! In this hilarious comedy special form Dennis Gaxiola, Dennis talks about watching a Hallmark Movie with his wife, dropping out of bible school and a myriad of other topics that are sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@kimjackson300]

The Bible says: Laughter is good like a medicine. Listening to you is wonderful, healing medicine!😂 Thank you & God bless you & your precious family! 💖 ✝️💖

[@natewilson4204]

I was stationed with him at Travis AFB in the early 2000's. He's very funny.

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

I grew up in Fairfield/Suisun my grandpa served on that base and so did my dad. my mom and step-dad lived on base from 2002 to 2006 too! I met my husband when he was stationed at Travis in 2005! I wonder if he ever performed at PepperBelly's!

[@graceyjewels7148]

I tell the Lord all the time how much I appreciate comedians. I think they will get a special honour in Heaven because life here without humour would be unbearable.

[@aliseegenuine6414]

@graceyjewels7148 Have you heard Christian Comedy? There is a comedian “Michael Jr” who is so funny. He includes his child’s view of church activities, funeral, praying, etc. Hilarious.

[@sarahdoanpeace3623]

Yes, completely agree!

[@bezagebremedhine5102]

♥

[@dianeheise1409]

Amen!! I totally agree 💯%!!

[@karieberry1070]

The good Lord is a great comedian !! Thank him for Hey-Suess 😸💖

[@deborah3912]

I like this man's sense of humor!

[@DOUGLAS55ish]

My wife and I got divorced for two years and got back together. We did get remarried on the same date, so I just get one anniversary gift for her. That was over 26 years ago.

[@K4R3N]

mmm, just got divorced last year after almost 19 years married. I don't think we should get back together. Neither of us has really changed. I haven't seen her make any adjustments.

[@K4R3N]

@@grumpyoldguy584 reading again, I said neither of us has made adjustments. She hasn't, I haven't. We're the same. Therefore the outcome is already determined.

[@FigaroHey]

@@grumpyoldguy584 He said neither of us. Obviously he knows and admits he has not changed. The only way he could see if she had changed would be to notice any adjustments on her side. He hasn't noticed any in her, either. Thus: *neither* of *us* had changed. It's completely clear to anyone who is not eager to get upset over something that has absolutely nothing to do with her, a total stranger's comment about his experience, about which you know nothing. For all you know it was a completely amicable separation in which both sadly recognized they just don't work together and would have to alter unalterable aspects of their personalities or character or uncompromisable values in order to have a life together. You don't have all the data. Rushing in to judge is just not your job. Live your own life, look yourself in the mirror. Leave the intimacy of someone else's marriage to him. Some people just live to be offended by something, anything. Even if it's nothing to do with them.

[@brendarewan7441]

@@K4R3N Don’t remarry. you will feel really bad when you get back to the divorce reasons again. And end up divorced again. Move forward. And don’t look back. No malice, anger, hate etc. Just moving forward. Have a great rest of your life! 🌺😊

[@brendarewan7441]

@@FigaroHey Great response.

[@michellekeith5602]

He came to my church to do a Sermon/Comedy set. It was awesome. I was already a fan and had no idea my pastor is a friend of his so I guess God knew that I need funny with my faith and Dennis is absolutely one of the best! Blessings to all and a heavenly high five to Jesus Pastor Hector Mr Gaxiola and Thrive Church in Elk Grove 🙏🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣

[@mrstrypes]

That's awesome! Dennis came to our church two weeks ago. He preached in the morning, then did his set in the evening. It was such a fun and memorable Sunday. (Tulare, CA) God bless!

[@michellekeith5602]

@@mrstrypes he is one of the nicest and funniest guys right? 😁

[@michellekeith5602]

@@grumpyoldguy584 that is about as funny as the idea of me going back with my ex 💯😁

[@skirtonbear1]

Greetings from a LifePointe member to Thrive.

[@c.blakerockhart1128]

I have a piece of paper on the refrigerator that my wife initials and dates EVERY TIME she says I am right. We have been married for almost 14 years. That piece of paper is ALMOST half way covered. 👍 The BAD PART is that it is only 5x7 .😕 CORRECTION- My wife just told me that post it note paper is NOT 5X7, 🙅 missed it again.

[@reefultz309]

Hahaha. 🤣😂🤣 May you have 60+ more years to fill it up. 💒💍♥️

[@c.blakerockhart1128]

@@reefultz309 😁😎 THANK YOU. But my wife just asked if i ACTUALLY THINK I could do it in that short time.😕

[@annmcnitt8749]

😂😂😂

[@da1stamericus]

@@c.blakerockhart1128 you guys seem like an amazing family. I love how funny y'all are.

[@c.blakerockhart1128]

@@da1stamericus Thank you ?🤔 The post it note thing IS REAL. And to be honest, I would rather be Happy than to be someone who is correct all the time. That job is currently taken. And I don't see an opening anytime in the future. My Brother has his own paper on his fridge, it currently has 1 set of initials and date. He has been married for almost 7 years. So he may be off to a slow start.😏

[@ll_2023_]

"we went from vine- ripened to store bought in 2 generations" 😅😅😅😭😭

[@pennyb2245]

That Moses joke 🤣🤣🤣. So funny 😂

[@DeathValleyDazed]

Besides funnier than hell he doesn’t yell his routine like others often do. This is a easy/fun listen to. Thank you!

[@kathyduby8150]

Good, funny, likable, clean, honest, genuine. Winning.

[@Ludifant]

in quick succesion 10:09 transexual bashing, 12:45 just mean, 15:19 homophobia, 17:34 fart joke, 19:20 some bodyshaming, a nice double standard if you call all that clean. Granted he was funny, but he is not likeable honest or winning, you just subscribed to all the things he was pushing and you didn´t notice, because he used no swear words. pay attention, kathy.

[@kathyduby8150]

@@Ludifant Opinions differ. All are valid. YMMV.

[@kaylasheppard7746]

​@@Ludifant thank you. When I heard the trans bashing I just turned it.

[@ydcee3123]

​@@kaylasheppard7746Bye,.....

[@ydcee3123]

​@@LudifantDamn, you went to a lot of trouble to name all of those. Farting is a body function. Who gets insulted about gas? You didn't put in racist but we all know that transphobia now trumps racism, right? Not one curse or sex joke is what I love. The rest, I don't care about. Bet you don't pick apart what is called comedy with the 'big' comedians.

[@Entolyfik]

This is why I like DryBar Comedy. I can lauagh without feeling guilty...I love clean comedy, and really, it's one of the only channels I look to for stand-up. Man, that Dennis is hilarious! His first video, and this second one is great! The funniest thing he said was about the tv evangelists being "anointed..." Love it!!

[@susaneva520eva9]

Listen to his other gigs. Dennis is hilarious

[@Entolyfik]

@@susaneva520eva9 I've heard one of his other gigs, that too was funny. I'd like to look up some of his other shows; I could use a laugh right now, lol!!

[@magnetsoldiercephas331]

I loved this guys first special with dry bar. He’s honest which makes it hilarious.

[@eddie9501]

I like this guy I'd like to hear more from him he's funny.

[@AmieArizmendi]

Love listening to Dennis Gaxiola. Laughter is such a great way to relax and unwind. Science backs that too so bonus. ❤

[@yolandaweaver1877]

I like him! Awesome comedian 🤣👍🏾

[@VidWatcher01]

"Who's gonna cancle me? I never sucribed..."🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I'm wheezing!!!

[@jennifergersch9126]

"You have to subscribe to get cancelled." Love!

[@dn8387]

Jairo-OMG I nearly choked on something I was eating. Too funny!

[@samcalderas870]

Jairo.👋🏼

[@nuance10]

His level of "calm, cool, and collected" while debunking half of social media's "Am I the only one?" posts has me gasping for air!

[@mm-qj6cc]

Love this type of mild comedy, Dennis's stories & deliveries are so authentic & with a pop!

[@MidnightDesperado66]

Dennis is good, hope he continues to grow.

[@csrboltfan2643]

AT 4:10 he says the words "...we're smarter". The closed captioning translated it as "Gruesome murder" 😆😆😆

[@bbocfreak]

So glad he got another special! I was sad it ended, but I'm glad replay exists.

[@valoryj5603]

One of my top faves on Dry Bar. Non stop laughs, laugh out loud, snort laugh, laugh and clap (even watching by myself), I couldn't pick a favorite joke if i wanted to. And it helps to have a good audience too. More Dennis please.

[@derekwalker4622]

I'm lovin' Dennis. Brother is funny! His humor is just, so sly.

[@Raj-nh3fc]

This is so original. Thank you.

[@williamrichards3707]

Truly hilarious! You sir just proved that ya don't have to be filthy to be funny. I needed that in the worst way. Laughter truly is good medicine. The whole world could use a dose of this. God Bless you Dennis...

[@karmencummings9754]

Agreed! Honestly I didn't want to believe it but every comic I began listening to was raunchy! Dry Bar is the place 😃!

[@rainsofhealing]

He is sooo good! It felt like 5 minutes and it was 25👏👍😊🙏

[@judylandry302]

Dennis, loved your hilarious life stories. Terrific set.

[@edithdlp8045]

I loved his comedy since his first time here on Drybar.

[@datheamore6395]

He is brilliant. I laughed the whole time.

[@user-sg8wf5qo9s]

I rewatch his shows now and then and laugh every time 🎉 god bless😂

[@singingwindrider9881]

LOVE this guy, so hilarious 😆. All the way through!!!

[@gailjames6489]

Totally love this guy. Thank you for laughter just what I needed.♥️😊👏

[@maryrosekent8223]

I’ve been waiting for Dennis to have another special!

[@1242Angel]

Love this guy! He's so effortlessly funny!

[@anandshakti1]

Really funny, humble and heartfelt- great!

[@channelthree9424]

First time listening to Dennis. He is so funny.

[@syyonjadhav4864]

I am an Indian and my parents are very much believers like your parents, this is sooo muchh clean comedy with Christian jokes with nobody being offended really appreciate, you've got a real skill at comedy

[@lowlightevangelist9431]

This Brother is genuinely the funniest comedian to me. His humor has depth. The Lord surely blessed him with humor.

[@bluejeanmermaid5879]

I grew up having to suffer through hallmark movies. My mom loves them.

[@LuckyStarCorral]

My late mother loved them too. They were such bad movies. Right before she died i took her to a Christmasy town where they made a movie. She acted like I gave her gold. So glad now I put up with that foolishness

[@malycampbell5705]

Awe, i love him! Blessings to him & his family♥️🙏🏽👏🏽🙌🏽

[@davidshaver5098]

Stumbled across him. He is one of the funniest I've have seen on Dry Bar.

[@albeeh6316]

Very clean and still delivers very funny and enjoyable jokes.

[@ydcee3123]

Loved it! And I'm not crazy about today's comedians.

[@susanc7729]

I Loved listening to clean and funny comedy , thank you for bringing laughter in my life 😊

[@janicecioffi3187]

Dennis is hilarious- and his act beautifully presented ✌️

[@creolefemme9829]

I've seen his sets a few times on youtube. He never disappoints!

[@mistiinseattle]

Hilarious and keeps it clean. I am cracking up laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@anngreen3495]

How I wish I could give a million thumbs up!

[@coleengoodell7523]

Great from start to finish.

[@beayates6228]

This guy is great. Love his comedy 😅

[@AmieArizmendi]

Thanks! I appreciate the laughs. You’re one of my favorites Dennis Gaxiola.

[@harlyaldo8790]

Your first dry bar special is as funny as this one; keep it going bruh

[@theoneandonlypinkypinky8245]

This is not new they have posted it before but yes he is funny!

[@wanderlust62]

He had me when he said, after all those language jokes, "stupidest"🤣😂🤣

[@cq8822]

You do know that stupidest is listed as common and correct in dictionaries, right?

[@jolenecarter7059]

Love your comedy. So relatable. I watched so many things on KZbin and it's been awhile since I've seen you but now I remember. So awesome that you and your wife got back together. I just watched this video and I'm normally at this time a pretty depressed person and you make me laugh. Thank you so much

[@MamaTtoB-P]

Oh my gosh he's soooo hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@showbizvet]

very funny... love the Mexican Moses

[@davidbenner2289]

I was married for 44 years. 44 years, five months, ten days. She left me. Went on home. She died four days ago. Alzheimer's.

[@s.beccari4678]

Sorry to hear that. Wishing you all the best

[@JennynGA93]

@David Benner. You must be devastated. I'm so very sorry she had this very severe brain disease. I pray God will comfort you today and in the days to come.

[@davidbenner2289]

@@s.beccari4678 she was an accomplished woman. Has several children that love her and several more grandchildren. Early onset Alzheimer's is what they pay for in having genius in her family. The best part, she had me as her husband. I'll already miss her. My best friend. I didn't need any others. I didn't want any other.

[@davidbenner2289]

@@JennynGA93 He does. I have no doubt she's in Heaven. We met in Fifth Grade. She was a few weeks from 69.

[@kitty10141]

🙏

[@Lyraa357]

Love your sense of humor Mr. Gaxiola!😆😆😆😆😆

[@gildahattabaugh4342]

Amazing talent!!! He had me crying with laughter!!!

[@danajohnson4757]

I love this guy!! Good, clean humor!!!

[@nicolehubbard3536]

"Noah, where are the cows?" 😂

[@mitsuomits9077]

For some reason, I though about crocodile skin/leather shoes, so when the questions was about the cows came out, I was kind of mixed up for a few seconds 😅 🤣🤣🤣

[@mazsroy9]

Would you like a taco? 😂

[@andi2234]

Thanks! you make me laugh, not that easy to do. I'm grateful.

[@alanpina354]

Love this guy!

[@gte251]

I'm so glad I found this, Christmas is quiet for me, Laughter is good medicine lol😇😁

[@mombeaubob]

He is one of my 3 favorites on Dry Bar.

[@thordogwood8053]

Thanks! We luv watching you! You make us laugh soooo much!

[@NoniBeckham]

This was awesome 👏 the Bible jokes are great too 😂 love it!

[@griefbearer]

He sets the standard for comedy😊

[@soniag4516]

Thumbs up & good laughter. First time hearing.

[@seedsoflove7684]

Best comedian...great delivery!

[@roger3958]

I love this guy! so funny!

[@culbered]

Good laughs all the way through. Love it when he can tell jokes about his own people. And while I'm here... Did anyone else notice the front row in the audience changed personnel a few times? Different people sitting in the front row at different times in the show. Curious.

[@carawolfe5321]

I first saw this guy on Dry Bar 2 years ago I think and loved his show! This was funny as well! He’s awesome. “Jai row” dying 😂

[@leonessity]

At 6:20, my son said "you can't always run from your problems" 😆😆

[@Jules-dn9jl]

So original with an awesomely calm and fun delivery. This likable comedian is certainly one of my favourites. Clever material.

[@85nikki96]

This guy is excellent, wonderful!

[@tylermontgomery5647]

This guy is great love his specials!

[@qww760]

My son got a C in Japanese. When I questioned him, he told me that the I didn’t understand how hard it is to learn a second language. I said, “oh, really? Do tell !” while talking to him in English, my second language. I told him if I could learn a second language growing up in a mountainous village in China with illiterate parents, you could learn a second language growing up with a mom that has two degrees and going to a high school in one of the top school district in our state 😂😂

[@shyammohabir8283]

Dennis Gaxiola you're the BEST - Genuine!! your comedy is clean and FUNNY!!!

[@Lord_OTD]

I’m a simple man. I see Dennis Gaxiola and I press play.

[@ejkr2051]

For me its Jimmy Carr. This funny too.

[@annadegraeve8682]

He’s so funny this is the second time I watched him.

[@regina_filange2.0]

So good. Always look forward to his sets!

[@maggiedelgado5742]

This man is the BEST Latino comedian.

[@RicoBurghFan]

Knocked it straight out of the park! 🤣🤣🤣

[@valerieannshort7109]

This show was awesome!!

[@stephanielovesjesus1346]

*********DENNIS YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*********** ************Loved every minute ~ he is so funny!!!!!!!*********

[@mnsega]

Army vet and been shot at....in Oakland Are we brothas??🤣🤣

[@debispilker4392]

Love your comedy!

[@user-yh8ik3xw8s]

I Love this guy!! LOLOL

[@gabryylpierce8586]

I love this guy!

[@cherylruley9965]

It is Friday December 30 and I am drinking my coffee and watching you. This was so funny. Thank you my life has been very whirlwindy this week. You just put a smile on my face. Have a happy New Year

[@kellylewis6586]

Heeeyyyy....the audience members change! The first row has one group of people, then later everyone on the first row is different, and then later again the original 1st row people are back!

[@l.w.4701]

Omg 😆 communion joke was so funny.

[@user-xs6qp4gv6e]

I met him at a Church ,he a very much a kind person ,a good man.God Bless you pastor Dennis!!*

[@sarahdoanpeace3623]

Absolutely hilarious!!! This was so funny, I laughed all the way through! Thank you!

[@nealdmiller]

he more than deserves the standing ovation

[@eldynamico2022]

I would like to know when this guy comes back so I can get front row seats. Thank you.

[@qww760]

Whenever my 15-year old son wants something, he gets so nice and attentive. He would compliment my hair, which he normally says that it makes me look like a crazy dog from some cartoon, or compliments on what a nice little purse I got, even though it’s the same purse I have used everyday for two years, or tells me there’s nothing wrong with me eating two apples a day and it probably does me some good, while in reality he wouldn’t even blink if I am eating a garden rock or grass clipping right next to him😂

[@newgrandma979]

So funny 😂