Hispanic Parenting Fails - Dennis Gaxiola - Full special

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Dry Bar Comedy

Dry Bar Comedy

4 жыл бұрын

The Greatest Hispanic Parenting ever uses lots of examples, just ask Dennis Gaxiola. If you liked this comedy special from Dennis Gaxiola, you'll probably like our other comedy specials as well, and you can watch them for FREE right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App. Available now on all Android and iOS devices

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@TubokNaey
@TubokNaey 3 жыл бұрын
"I called my uncle in Mexico and told him there's a new way to get in." 🤣🤣🤣
@jackiebyington2532
@jackiebyington2532 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@eerie_blur
@eerie_blur 2 жыл бұрын
YO!!!! I LITERALLY READ THAT AS HE WAS SAYING IT, I was so ghosted 😅😅😅
@louannhuber2651
@louannhuber2651 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha from Albuquerque
@denisekessler4371
@denisekessler4371 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂
@kimrasch8471
@kimrasch8471 2 жыл бұрын
🙈🙉🙊
@v.r.j5577
@v.r.j5577 3 жыл бұрын
“If you outlive the Lord...”. This is going to be my new go-to line
@conservativeguitarsingerjs7937
@conservativeguitarsingerjs7937 3 жыл бұрын
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@hunterstokes1390
@hunterstokes1390 3 жыл бұрын
If you outlive the lord you can comment on a comment
@kimberlythompson678
@kimberlythompson678 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣
@peggyharris5861
@peggyharris5861 3 жыл бұрын
@@hunterstokes1390 p0
@sohnjakrivenski4242
@sohnjakrivenski4242 3 жыл бұрын
I Have A Five Year Old Daughter And My Previous Plan Was Nun. But Now With This New Information I'm Thinking There Are Other Options:)
@noahwilson3025
@noahwilson3025 10 ай бұрын
A good comedian tells good jokes, a great comedian makes you laugh at yourself and realize we are all pretty much the same. Dennis covers it all. Very funny man. Thanks Dennis, I laughed all the way through your show.
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 6 ай бұрын
So true. I swear he could be talking about my Momma. I never got away with anything. I could get a whooping just for thinking about lying or being sneaky. My favorite aunt is from Mexico City and I always loved going to their house. She's funny but hot-blooded, especially towards my uncle. One time she was mad about something he did and he said the wrong thing to her. She grabbed him by his underwear and tore them off! It got really quiet, then we all burst out laughing at once and their argument was over. She spoke perfect English, but we knew if she raised her voice and started yelling at us heathen kids in Spanish... "RUN!!!"
@ashleemurphy32
@ashleemurphy32 2 жыл бұрын
“She got a plaque, but you got a trophy.” Laughed out loud on that one!
@dawnploughman7486
@dawnploughman7486 3 жыл бұрын
If you can be funny without having to be vulgar swearing or sexual banter etc. This is truly a comedian.
@lindathornburg242
@lindathornburg242 3 жыл бұрын
You got that right! I hate vulgar comedy!
@nikkimonique1555
@nikkimonique1555 2 жыл бұрын
What exactly had in mind, He's comedic genius.
@gaidenruben
@gaidenruben 2 жыл бұрын
All comedy is best
@elizekelly
@elizekelly 2 жыл бұрын
And that's funny to some people. The world is diverse. Even Shakespeare wrote to include the people who enjoyed that because he understood different things appeal to different people.
@YouTube_is_complete-total_shit
@YouTube_is_complete-total_shit 2 жыл бұрын
@@gaidenruben if its funny it's funny, only the audience can judge you. But if it ain't funny you can't call it comedy.... but this guy was hilarious 🤣
@mattienorml349
@mattienorml349 3 жыл бұрын
"My name is Dennis, and I'm an alcoholic" Laughed so hard I teared up! :)
@lindathornburg242
@lindathornburg242 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite line!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when he was stopped at the border, ar u a eiu es citicen?
@rcadag
@rcadag 2 жыл бұрын
Lol!!😂
@gerishcolesc5374
@gerishcolesc5374 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@cliftonwoods6373
@cliftonwoods6373 Жыл бұрын
Wrong group 😂🤣
@sagasadventure1610
@sagasadventure1610 2 жыл бұрын
He’s really a great comedian. Clean and makes sense
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 6 ай бұрын
He's very relatable, too! No matter what country of origin or culture one comes from, almost everyone can relate to family dynamics, especially when it comes to our Mommas!
@oiboy626
@oiboy626 Жыл бұрын
I just discovered this guy today! One of my new favorites for sure! Clean jokes that are actually funny! No cursing or talking smack for laughs. Straight 🔥
@angelphilbert
@angelphilbert 3 жыл бұрын
"My name is Dennis and I am an alcoholic. Oh oh, wrong group". I couldn't! Lol!
@Sakana_Ren
@Sakana_Ren 4 жыл бұрын
Therapy: too expensive Comedy: worth every minute!
@itsaasdzani1455
@itsaasdzani1455 3 жыл бұрын
I do feel better🤣🥰👌🏾😊🧘🏾‍♀️
@kathleensorce8468
@kathleensorce8468 3 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy this guy. We are all imperfectly perfect! And I loved my 1965 Chevrolet Impala!
@sabrinafelber
@sabrinafelber 3 жыл бұрын
@@kathleensorce8468 I had a 1978 chevy impala station wagon! Loved that beast called her Bertha!
@jasminebolten3290
@jasminebolten3290 3 жыл бұрын
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!
@paperclips4113
@paperclips4113 3 жыл бұрын
(Sakana) Hell yeah, worth 20mgs of Lexipro!
@everynewdayisablessing8509
@everynewdayisablessing8509 2 жыл бұрын
Don't get fooled by his calm demeanor and straight face, he's hysterical. He had a good crowd there. His jokes about race were excellent. I could definitely watch this again, very funny!
@meme-hz1mq
@meme-hz1mq 2 жыл бұрын
That immigration officer joke had me CRACKING UP!!!
@treygibson6372
@treygibson6372 4 жыл бұрын
"Grandpa, what do you think of the woman's right to choose?" "Mijo, everyone should wear choose". HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
@Triscuit08
@Triscuit08 3 жыл бұрын
shoes*
@cameronwilson3360
@cameronwilson3360 2 жыл бұрын
Bblu
@cameronwilson3360
@cameronwilson3360 2 жыл бұрын
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@davidmeadors2121
@davidmeadors2121 2 жыл бұрын
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@davidmeadors2121
@davidmeadors2121 2 жыл бұрын
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@Alwaysroses1
@Alwaysroses1 4 жыл бұрын
No profanity, no sexual innuendos. True comedic genius, from The Real Life.
@spongebobsquarepants8403
@spongebobsquarepants8403 3 жыл бұрын
That's what dry comedy is
@eerie_blur
@eerie_blur 2 жыл бұрын
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 Only dry mouth Desiree too much spice 🥺Boy u sad
@spongebobsquarepants8403
@spongebobsquarepants8403 2 жыл бұрын
@@eerie_blur go get some water, thirsty boy, this ain't my cup pf tea
@eerie_blur
@eerie_blur 2 жыл бұрын
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 🤦🏻‍♂ and This supposed to be the next generation
@spongebobsquarepants8403
@spongebobsquarepants8403 2 жыл бұрын
@@eerie_blur yes, deal with it, you can call this real comedy if you want, I respect your opinion, but like I said, this isn't my cup of tea
@criticalmass5402
@criticalmass5402 Жыл бұрын
I love that he giggles at his own jokes. I get that. It's so cute.
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 6 ай бұрын
He kind of reminds me of "Fluffy" Gabriel Iglesias. He gets tickled and giggles at his own jokes and it's kind of adorable.
@carolinamoreno6647
@carolinamoreno6647 2 жыл бұрын
We're Colombians raising daughters in USA. Thank you for this great comedy we can watch in family. 😂😂😂
@n.b.l.5709
@n.b.l.5709 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to America :)
@ednamasa4543
@ednamasa4543 4 жыл бұрын
“When my youngest son was born he was already a uncle “🤣😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 killing me softly
@mrfixit5620
@mrfixit5620 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 I swear as soon as I started reading your comment that part came on lmao
@marygrech7644
@marygrech7644 4 жыл бұрын
My older brother is older then our younger unty
@moehashim8442
@moehashim8442 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrfixit5620 yo samee😂😂
@nachito5841
@nachito5841 4 жыл бұрын
Before I got married i already knew my kids were going to be uncles.
@drewbranch7700
@drewbranch7700 4 жыл бұрын
Edna Masa Even with Romano’s here in Europe 😂
@xtinemanuel
@xtinemanuel 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is honestly the calmest comedian ive seen, he talks so slow and calm but dang is he funny!!!;)
@lotusgrl444
@lotusgrl444 4 жыл бұрын
Very calm😁😂
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 жыл бұрын
That might be because he is Christian.
@freddiemontanez8461
@freddiemontanez8461 4 жыл бұрын
Xtine Manuel, I like the calmest ,slow easier to be get or understand the joke. I enjoyed.
@francescapowell1538
@francescapowell1538 4 жыл бұрын
Take it you’ve not watched Dave Chapelle lately!
@realkiller0
@realkiller0 4 жыл бұрын
He is a war veteran , probably that has something to do with it
@kylemorice4870
@kylemorice4870 Жыл бұрын
First time seeing a comedy show on here with no dirty jokes or swearing I gotta say I'm impressed.
@bobbierobinson6269
@bobbierobinson6269 9 ай бұрын
Dry Bar doesn't ever have that and always funny.
@mariamartins883
@mariamartins883 8 ай бұрын
I ❤️ like his comedy style
@tahneejenkins9444
@tahneejenkins9444 2 ай бұрын
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@tabaxikhajit4541
@tabaxikhajit4541 9 ай бұрын
I love how he bridges so many cultural groups with respect and unoffensive humor. He isn't only hilarious, he's educating us as he does it. Much respect!
@bobbierobinson6269
@bobbierobinson6269 9 ай бұрын
I've seen this one 3 times and it's still funny. He has another one you should see. He's wearing a white shirt and a dark jacket. It's another great one.
@ReydeCopas187
@ReydeCopas187 7 ай бұрын
@@bobbierobinson6269 gracias por el dato, un abrazo!!!
@eunicedeshps2773
@eunicedeshps2773 3 жыл бұрын
Custody battle. U take him.. No U take him. LMFAO. I'm still laughing.
@runningthunder6923
@runningthunder6923 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest 😂😂
@peachmelba9333
@peachmelba9333 3 жыл бұрын
This actually happened in an apartment complex I lived in- when I moved in "Eric" gave me a card with his name and phone # on it, said " You're going to need THIS- I'M a bad kid!" Parents decided to divorce; case drug on because neither one wanted sole custody. I Think 🤔 it Was a Sad Situation for that boy 👦!
@m_christine1070
@m_christine1070 2 жыл бұрын
This was my family
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын
I have seen this over and over. Never gets old.
@jessicaalen3533
@jessicaalen3533 4 жыл бұрын
OmG I'm dying 😂😂😂 Mexican mom doesn't give statistics or facts, she just gives examples. "You're gonna end up like your cousin Lupe." 😂😂😂😂
@mvunit3
@mvunit3 4 жыл бұрын
And my Mom's nickname is "Lupe", my parents and family may be Honduran Americans, but yeah . . . don't end up like my Mom :p.
@jessicaalen3533
@jessicaalen3533 4 жыл бұрын
@@mvunit3 I'm surprised Dennis didn't mention the dreaded, "CHANCLA." lol
@northstar5240
@northstar5240 4 жыл бұрын
Jessica Alen lol that is my mom all the way
@paulinafernandez7995
@paulinafernandez7995 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Yup. Mi ama all the way.
@rileys-lost1673
@rileys-lost1673 4 жыл бұрын
Jessica Alen 😂😂
@erin9110
@erin9110 2 жыл бұрын
"You guys have flyers on the fridge". Lol this is true 😂
@jstanton4561
@jstanton4561 2 жыл бұрын
Aww! He was so nervous in the beginning, stumbling over his words, forgetting his lines... It was endearing! It's nice to see a comedian who looks human on stage, and relatable... Let's be honest... If any one of us gave a stand-up routine, we would be scared witless!
@rebeccagilstrap3507
@rebeccagilstrap3507 3 жыл бұрын
Finally! Somebody called out the politically correct culture! We are equal but we are different. We have to accept that and accept the difference. Thank you!
@aprilsilvers381
@aprilsilvers381 3 жыл бұрын
Probably the best ever way to understand it
@GV80p
@GV80p 3 жыл бұрын
...Not just to accept, but to learn to appreciate and celebrate. Would you rather be Tolerated or understoon and accepted? :)
@rebeccagilstrap3507
@rebeccagilstrap3507 3 жыл бұрын
@@GV80p I understand what you're saying but I don't care whether I'm appreciated or not as long as I can live my life without harming others and in turn not be harmed.
@christinekrmer258
@christinekrmer258 3 жыл бұрын
And we have to love each other and our differences 💚
@jeseniadelacruz
@jeseniadelacruz 3 жыл бұрын
@@christinekrmer258 have to? The one thing I have to do is pay taxes and be a good person. How I think and feel it’s my business. Besides that we all just have to respect each other. The rainbow it’s beautiful but it’s not the same color.
@dns984
@dns984 4 жыл бұрын
"You need to go see a non-smoking, drug-free, vegetarian, bisexual, handicapped, Native American, senior citizen, female that drives her electric car to a job at the recycling plant".
@JorgePetraglia2009
@JorgePetraglia2009 Жыл бұрын
I lost count of how many times I watched this show and every time I have tears of laugh running on my face.
@wesleychapel1173
@wesleychapel1173 10 ай бұрын
😊
@bparker111665
@bparker111665 Жыл бұрын
His delivery and timing are sublime.
@fernandopineda7036
@fernandopineda7036 4 жыл бұрын
Man! This guy is hilarious. Profanity not even required!
@kyledailey
@kyledailey 4 жыл бұрын
I know, but you need to watch this guy, use it, he's great with profanity jokes too. I swear!
@markdemell8056
@markdemell8056 4 жыл бұрын
YUP! I never saw him before ,absolutely spot on with his funny observations.I was in tears!
@bauhnguefyische667
@bauhnguefyische667 4 жыл бұрын
Profanity is a cheap easy laugh.. True Comedy requires more
@bauhnguefyische667
@bauhnguefyische667 4 жыл бұрын
Lou Armen What makes people funny is when: They call out all that stuff that is a jab, and give it a good 180 turn using humor as as shotgun.
@mariasalas1975
@mariasalas1975 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice he was just so funny lol
@Kalsomdm
@Kalsomdm 2 жыл бұрын
“ What would Jesus do what would Jesus do and I remembered that Jesus raised the dead and I said Get up”. xD. That killed me
@mr.xavierbeatz
@mr.xavierbeatz Жыл бұрын
It's Great how Dennis brings racial diversity together in his material. Genius!
@bradcallahan3546
@bradcallahan3546 7 ай бұрын
Bigot
@carmelaszymanski8104
@carmelaszymanski8104 Жыл бұрын
This GENTLEMAN is Funny as ALL HECK. Passed HIS HUMOR onto many. Love Him..Great Man
@emilyquimby8453
@emilyquimby8453 4 жыл бұрын
"A taco is a crunchy shell with delicious ingredients inside of it. How did Kenny know?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@itsaasdzani1455
@itsaasdzani1455 3 жыл бұрын
That was such am unexpected and hilarious reaction
@ShadNex
@ShadNex 2 жыл бұрын
You should try gyro or shawarma 😋 Burrito taste and like 💩 compared to shawarma
@kj7792
@kj7792 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the faita one. That's a fix it yourself kit🤣🤣🤣
@sownpeace
@sownpeace 3 жыл бұрын
He's exactly right about the media being the trouble maker at the core of racial tensions. This was aired in 2019, and I'm watching this during the sad times in 2020.
@peterwelsh1932
@peterwelsh1932 3 жыл бұрын
All the same media in all the same riots since at least Watts Riots ‘65
@peterwelsh1932
@peterwelsh1932 3 жыл бұрын
Jack Michaels beat it with yer fist, ya wanker
@wallaceluna6241
@wallaceluna6241 3 жыл бұрын
Sad times indeed
@wallaceluna6241
@wallaceluna6241 3 жыл бұрын
@@ananita6888 In the US's defence tho, it was him or Hilary at first... We'd all be missing right now if Hilary won. I just hope someone else wins besides hilary or Bernie. Anyone is better, I'd take an Asian latino in high heels over any of the 3 I mentioned before.
@danarzechula3769
@danarzechula3769 3 жыл бұрын
It's the rich who own the media. The 10 yachters know if we fight each other we won't come for them.
@tedbundy5372
@tedbundy5372 2 жыл бұрын
12:28 "Are Jew a Jew S citizen?" Hahahaha. I couldn't stop laughing. That was so funny.
@that_auntceleste5848
@that_auntceleste5848 Жыл бұрын
The story about the hoopty is TRUTH! When I talk School in a rough area, I had a student who was asleep in the hatchback of the family's car when it got carjacked. Long story short, once the carjackers stopped the car the kid got away and the family got the car back pretty quickly because, in the kid's words, "it was one of those cars, one of those cars, you know, that you gotta push to start?" So yes, practical skills!
@shawnbrown792
@shawnbrown792 4 жыл бұрын
Woooooow! Somebody please get this man a Netflix special ASAP! Engaging, hilarious and clean! What more can you ask for from a comedian. Hope to see you here in Philadelphia someday hermano!
@ShadNex
@ShadNex 2 жыл бұрын
Unclean imo
@sonoransaguaro3786
@sonoransaguaro3786 2 жыл бұрын
@shawn brown🌵Wow is it!! Been watching Dennis a couple yrs now. I like the way he's so mellow, so low key and subtle with his humor! He IS "one of a kind"!THANK YOU, DENNIS! 💖🙏😎🌵🌺🌴
@jean6460
@jean6460 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!!
@denisekessler4371
@denisekessler4371 2 жыл бұрын
Loved it ! He is great !!! I absolutely agree 👍
@BlazeBuds
@BlazeBuds 2 жыл бұрын
Nah boycott Netflix! They play a bunch of peddle file crap
@shaneknerr4014
@shaneknerr4014 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't spend a nickel on this show, and still got my moneys worth. 👍👍👍👍 this dude is too good.
@levii.r
@levii.r 4 жыл бұрын
Shane Knerr wait so since you paid nothing you basically accidentally said his comedy is worth nothing
@danielcolon7602
@danielcolon7602 4 жыл бұрын
ALZ Studios he’s priceless
@levii.r
@levii.r 4 жыл бұрын
Yes a good way to put it
@mermaidmelucig
@mermaidmelucig 2 жыл бұрын
You’re killing me here 🤣 I have watched your Full Special several times and its funnier every time. Really appreciate your mello delivery and humanity. We humans are hilarious. Thank you for lightening it up and showing us we can take a joke at the stereo typicalness of our individual heritage! Also, thank you for your service and for acknowledging all those who serve.
@mermaidmelucig
@mermaidmelucig 10 ай бұрын
Very well, thank you. Best wishes to you and yours on this Fourth of July.
@denisewarner8287
@denisewarner8287 10 ай бұрын
I am from the UK and have been watching Dry Bar Comedy for a few weeks now and Dennis has to be my favourite!! He had me laughing all the way!! I want more of this talented comedian!!
@bdbb9320
@bdbb9320 4 жыл бұрын
"Chubby white women with black boyfriends" I'm done hahaha
@Bigload992G
@Bigload992G 3 жыл бұрын
I was Dying LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bustermoon322
@bustermoon322 3 жыл бұрын
He hit it right on the head 😀
@Lyrakill
@Lyrakill 3 жыл бұрын
so true . i always know i'm putting on some weight when black men start hitting on me 🤣🤣🤣
@bustermoon322
@bustermoon322 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lyrakill 😁😁😁
@lizgaby9761
@lizgaby9761 3 жыл бұрын
In my area is chubby white women white medium height hispanics.🤣
@DiscoTimelordASD
@DiscoTimelordASD 3 жыл бұрын
What a nice guy - love comedians that can be clean with comedy and keep it funny.
@12345678956824
@12345678956824 3 жыл бұрын
Right!?
@Beautiful24511
@Beautiful24511 3 жыл бұрын
True.... His comedy material is amazingggg true n so funney without the naughty language...just brilliant clever amzing funney comedy material ... Comedy gold
@joykelley9971
@joykelley9971 Жыл бұрын
@@Beautiful24511 true Comedian!!
@killthemwkindness9064
@killthemwkindness9064 5 ай бұрын
​@@joykelley9971Exactly 😂😅😂
@rockforester7908
@rockforester7908 Жыл бұрын
This man will have laughing for the next 10 yrs based upon this show. He also makes me proud of my country, the wonderful USA. ♥️ From a lttle hillbilly girl in WV. 🇺🇸 What a lovely, intelligent, hilarious guy. Much love and thanks for all the good you are & do in the world! 🌎♥️🙋‍♀️🙏🏻🎯
@Dmtraylor
@Dmtraylor 2 жыл бұрын
Omg!!!! I love this guy! He is hilarious. I died at “ It’s a do it yourself kit” 💀😂😂
@D.Antony
@D.Antony 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, this guy hits nothing but home runs. Every joke is a winner.
@freddiemontanez8461
@freddiemontanez8461 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Darrow. Amen to that. He was funny all the way.
@killakaos1016ify
@killakaos1016ify 4 жыл бұрын
This dude is a vet!! Been watching him for years
@freddiemontanez8461
@freddiemontanez8461 4 жыл бұрын
@@killakaos1016ify I saw him , once along time ago. Of all the Mexican guys I've seen, he made me laugh more than them. His material isorr realistic.
@peterwelsh1932
@peterwelsh1932 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Darrow hitting home runs. But the game is Hungry Hungry Hippoes.
@D.Antony
@D.Antony 4 жыл бұрын
@@peterwelsh1932 Seriously dude, maybe we should leave the jokes to the professionals.
@faresabdallah8691
@faresabdallah8691 3 жыл бұрын
RUN JESUS RUN!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I “blew up” laughing
@Czarina888777
@Czarina888777 2 жыл бұрын
He’s frickin’ hilarious! I was so depressed because I just lost my brother in law at only 28 years old and he looks so much like him and even share the sense of humor. My husband and I being older than him and my sister he would always come down the stairs and say “Sister…” and I would roll my eyes and say “Qué quieres Nico….” and he would ask us for a favor. Lol usually a case of redbullls or some energy drink. Thank you for this show. You made my christmas eve.
@parispoet
@parispoet 2 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious!! Being a Latina I can identify with his stories!! 😂😂😂😂
@03ADVTR
@03ADVTR 8 ай бұрын
19:11 19:11
@user-kn5hh5pb9r
@user-kn5hh5pb9r 8 ай бұрын
3 rights equal a left... 😆 🤣 😂
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 6 ай бұрын
@@user-kn5hh5pb9r That one did me in! My family had a 1965 Chevy Impala also, and indeed, the reverse went out on it's transmission too. Sometimes the emergency brake didn't hold and one time the car rolled out of a parking lot, crossed the street and bumped into a lady driving a station wagon. She freaked because she was hit by a car with no driver! It was the Super Sport model that had bucket seats in front instead of bench seat, which made it much easier for Mom to pinch the crap out of my brother and me in the back seat.
@kardiaclark8111
@kardiaclark8111 4 жыл бұрын
"Jesus is my rock I'm sanctified" Thwack 😂
@GPS509
@GPS509 4 жыл бұрын
Grow up poor You learn things Then, you wouldn't know if you had money. (I approve this message)
@alexanderphilip1809
@alexanderphilip1809 3 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@user-dx5bn4yk4f
@user-dx5bn4yk4f 3 жыл бұрын
Verdad!
@m.d.1873
@m.d.1873 3 жыл бұрын
Beverly Hills....lol
@scottmiller6270
@scottmiller6270 3 жыл бұрын
Yes Sir!
@huemanexperience1738
@huemanexperience1738 2 жыл бұрын
Yep!!! Which is why I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none..lol I tell people there's a difference between being poor and being po....Po is when you can't even afford the "or" at the end of the word!!
@morrischan932
@morrischan932 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I am glad I stumbled upon this guy I have not laughed so hard in a long time
@skinnydee1886
@skinnydee1886 Жыл бұрын
Dennis, you're very good; I laughed so much! Thank you 🙏❤️ Btw, my parents were married for 77 years! The both of them passed away in 1998 and only 4 days apart; may God bless their souls 🙏 ❤
@lizzycourt8949
@lizzycourt8949 3 жыл бұрын
"Is he laughing?!" "Darn it!! Martha I can't see!!" "Their gonna march, their gonna make a march!" 🤣🤣🤣
@theofields6359
@theofields6359 3 жыл бұрын
Omgosh red faced laughing over here hahahaha
@WhiteJackal88
@WhiteJackal88 4 жыл бұрын
My best flying story, and I've flown alot in my life was. Flying from Metro Detroit into Philly, I'm wearing a suit and I have the window seat. The woman who seats next to me is a black woman, also wearing a suit. She has short corn rolls in her hair, dyed blonde. She is an older woman, older than me by probably 20 years. Flight takes off, we're in the air... I fall asleep... Roughly 2 hours into our 3 or 4 hour flight... I wake up... I am resting my head to my right, on the woman's shoulder, and I have been drooling. There is a wet mess and stain on her suit. She sees me waking up and just puts her hand on my face and says I'll never forget it, "It's alright baby, just go back to sleep." And I did! I snuggled her shoulder until we landed in Philly... Never got her name, that was our only interaction, god bless you ma'am.
@danan9061
@danan9061 4 жыл бұрын
Lol you shoulda leaned on the window. Ive been super tired on a flight and i slept upright and drooled all over myself.
@saranghae2808
@saranghae2808 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, that was so nice of her!
@libertyjo6238
@libertyjo6238 4 жыл бұрын
I'm comforted just reading that. So it must have been a beautiful and resonating experience. She's got a truly giving soul.
@Mdlrtrombon
@Mdlrtrombon 4 жыл бұрын
That was equally fun and sweet!
@nebuchadne33ar
@nebuchadne33ar 4 жыл бұрын
Same thing has happened to me
@friend2866
@friend2866 Жыл бұрын
I just want to say that for someone to entertain a crowd as long as he did Is amazing. He made us laugh but most of all he brings us all closer together. Me and my husband absolutely related to a lot of his jokes and we are Italian. It just goes to show you that we are all related in some way😊.
@stephaniebrown2751
@stephaniebrown2751 Жыл бұрын
Dennis I could listen to your jokes every day. You are great! I love your act because you can make any age, any race, any gender and any religion feel comfortable. Alll clean hysterical jokes......You are a TRUE comedian, with REAL TALENT. YOUR AWESOME!!!!
@JaneQPublic
@JaneQPublic 4 жыл бұрын
“Marines don’t know when the war is over. I don’t have a Marine joke” 😂
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 жыл бұрын
MandaD123c yup
@marisortiz273
@marisortiz273 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao one of the best jokes
@northstar5240
@northstar5240 4 жыл бұрын
MandaD123c lol I’m dying of laughter
@MrTPain
@MrTPain 4 жыл бұрын
Semper fi 😶
@MrTPain
@MrTPain 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@wyleaziz5050
@wyleaziz5050 3 жыл бұрын
I’m really impressed. Almost 1 of the few standup comedy that I can enjoy watching with my kids. No foul language or cussing. God bless!
@moupiamukherjee1713
@moupiamukherjee1713 2 жыл бұрын
U can watch Kenny Sebastian stand up
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын
He is a son of a preacher so he is used to no bad language.
@perillat99
@perillat99 2 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing, I’m Native American in Canada and laughed at every single one of his jokes even his few jokes about Native Americans
@gerishcolesc5374
@gerishcolesc5374 2 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏
@sonandsanford4963
@sonandsanford4963 2 жыл бұрын
This is "Dry Bar". Profanity is not allowed.
@wandaparker9340
@wandaparker9340 2 жыл бұрын
I have watched this show 3 times and I loved it every time! You are a riot sir! Laughter is the best medicine! Thank you!
@cruiseshipforme4546
@cruiseshipforme4546 2 жыл бұрын
‘’I can’t take my grandsons to the mall without an Amber alert going off.” Priceless!!!
@kannascott8462
@kannascott8462 3 жыл бұрын
He’s so funny! His mother sounded like mine! She said, “I brought you in this world and I will take you out!”
@teoigi3247
@teoigi3247 3 жыл бұрын
Dang Kanna, up your stealth, lol. All the best.
@patriciacastruita3267
@patriciacastruita3267 2 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@maryshoemaker1334
@maryshoemaker1334 2 жыл бұрын
Omgoodness my mama 🙏
@hawaiigirl8089
@hawaiigirl8089 2 жыл бұрын
Ya mine too! that’s a generation ago!
@caroleimani9754
@caroleimani9754 2 жыл бұрын
My Granma
@trisnawulandari6988
@trisnawulandari6988 3 жыл бұрын
"I got more joke I'm just looking at you guys" lol
@jolenewitzel7919
@jolenewitzel7919 2 жыл бұрын
4th time listening and still have tears of laughter. ❤
@joshuablack8221
@joshuablack8221 2 жыл бұрын
He’s completely right 💯 We are all equal, but not the same, and no, there is no better or worse 😂 We are just different and that is by design, which means it’s a natural, beautiful thing we should embrace, learn from, and share 😎
@nolabeveridge2651
@nolabeveridge2651 4 жыл бұрын
Refreshing to hear laughing about our diversities rather than always being offended about it
@tesmith47
@tesmith47 3 жыл бұрын
Catering to white folks
@debbiehorn8263
@debbiehorn8263 3 жыл бұрын
Yea but did you see that guy in the blade shirt and baseball looking hat with his arms folded and chewing gum or something ? He didn't look too happy. Scary mad! I got the impression that Latinos aren't his favorite people .
@BobbySyGo
@BobbySyGo 3 жыл бұрын
@@debbiehorn8263 Yup, I saw him too. I was thinking, if you're gonna be in a foul mood coming in, nothing anyone says will be funny...
@danarzechula3769
@danarzechula3769 3 жыл бұрын
@@debbiehorn8263 but maybe he learned something that will pry his eyes open
@danarzechula3769
@danarzechula3769 3 жыл бұрын
@@tesmith47 ???
@papiluvsiris6318
@papiluvsiris6318 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not in good enough shape to go to sleep. Wow. Hilarious. That one caught me off guard!
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
The cramps are due to lack of magnesium. I once had a cramp that I couldn't walk. When I could walk, I went to the doctor and he said it was due to magnesium deficiency and gave me supplements.
@papiluvsiris6318
@papiluvsiris6318 3 жыл бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 I live with chronic pain. I swear I go to bed one way and wake up another. It can be a really sad existence. So it is funny when it is said like this. Much-needed comical relief.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын
@@papiluvsiris6318 I am sorry yo hear that. I hope you get better soon.
@papiluvsiris6318
@papiluvsiris6318 2 жыл бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 thank you I appreciate that
@binodyumnam2562
@binodyumnam2562 Жыл бұрын
He's a true comedy genius.
@jayrivera2906
@jayrivera2906 2 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so hard. Honestly if I were there I would have been on the floor, dying of laughter. You're awesome 😎!
@meekthegreek1623
@meekthegreek1623 Жыл бұрын
The crowd was roaring..😁
@killthemwkindness9064
@killthemwkindness9064 5 ай бұрын
Me too
@ichavez4514
@ichavez4514 3 жыл бұрын
Most mexicans don't get offended very easy, we just dont care, we know even our own flaws and make jokes about them. We love to laugh about everything! Everytime and everywhere! That's why we make so much friends very easily
@harrymangezi6511
@harrymangezi6511 3 жыл бұрын
True America has diversity in cultures which goes with different people May Americans enjoy such diversity
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
My ex-husband lives in Mexico and had an African-mexican friend and everyone called him negro (black in spanish) and he didn't get offended at all, actually he didn't respond when you called him by his name.
@kitsunelee007
@kitsunelee007 3 жыл бұрын
Samething with Cuban's and Spanish ppl...well within reason😂😂
@bigvalley4987
@bigvalley4987 3 жыл бұрын
No comment. Generalization.
@thatblueblure7468
@thatblueblure7468 3 жыл бұрын
@Sun•Yoga• Health They aren't real Mexican's then 😂
@nm93932
@nm93932 4 жыл бұрын
Mexicans....we have a deep sense and sometimes dark sense of humor...from a young age we get picked on on our defects...but that helps grow some thick skin..where we dont get offended too easily...we just laugh and roast the person roasting us....nothing is off limits. Life is hard...laughing is a way of not caring what the world thinks of you and just laughing it out.
@LindaLoquita
@LindaLoquita 4 жыл бұрын
Vale más que lo creas...jajaja al 💯
@nm93932
@nm93932 4 жыл бұрын
@@LindaLoquita verdad! Jaja
@stepheng6514
@stepheng6514 4 жыл бұрын
So does every kid in this country.Listen to comics of any color or culture,we're all fucked up and laughing at it saves us.
@skyecruzcruz2406
@skyecruzcruz2406 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on. Usually starts with your immediate family. My younger brothers used to rag on me & I would nail them every time. By the time I was in 6th grade, the class clown boy came to me the day b4 he was getting braces. I asked why? He said so you could prepare all your jokes. Ie brace, face metal mouth. Lol That's when I realized whatever anyone says that's not your identity. God bless
@nm93932
@nm93932 4 жыл бұрын
@@stepheng6514 I guess. 😊 I knew a higher up in our company that got fired because he "called"...insinuated....that a girl was fat, when he was conversing with someone about a size and trying to figure out if it would fit or not...he turned...saw the "fluffy" girl and asked the other person if the upper arms where about the same size as her or smaller. That was it...she left crying...and put a complaint on him for calling her fat in feont of everyone. 😒....seriously....low self esteem people are the most defensive....all she had to do was point all of his flaws right back at him....if one person can throw comments like that, he must be able to stand the comebacks...if not, he will learn not to say anything at all. That is how it is with us. If you are going to throw "shade"...you have better be able to take shade and not complaint. Lol but...yeah...I noticed that there is so much bullying...kids commiting suicide for those reasons...as a kid...I was bulliedlike crazy about me nose, my big eyes, my thin lips...😒...and I never got offended...I looked at them...and saw all their defects...and was wondering if thwy ever saw themselves in the mirror...I did...and I saw no issue....my nose was just like my dads nose, it was cute....I liked what I saw in the mirror. I guess since kids in our culture our own family roast us on our looks and we see that it is not just us that have defects, it is everyone...we hear nicknames, we see friends and family roast each other and it is back and forth thing. Everyone laughs and doesn't take it too serious...the onea that do take it too serious...everyone will spot and target...just for being a whinny baby. I had a cousin that always got roasted because we used to make jokes about him and his mom ( sorry auntie!! 😔) and he would just turn red and we just kept at it. It seems cruel...but life is cruel...we just got to survive it. In mexico filled with classism...a loor or middle class will live a life having to hear people calling you so many things and belittle you for your appearance and class and get away with it. What do you do...cry? Heck no!!!
@palmetto_sunrises
@palmetto_sunrises 7 ай бұрын
I had tears a couple of times. First time seeing him. He really made me laugh.
@servraghgiorsal7382
@servraghgiorsal7382 Жыл бұрын
By the time we got to, " My nephew wants to get a car..." I was truly cracked up, snorting, belly jumping, tears in my eyes and the hits just kept on coming!!
@paulnarez7598
@paulnarez7598 2 жыл бұрын
"Soy Spicy Latte." "SOY MEXICANO!" I died!
@breAnnasmama
@breAnnasmama 4 жыл бұрын
Omg he’s hilarious !!! Such a good energy about him too ! God bless these folks out there making us laugh and not having to be nasty !
@ernestocastaneda1335
@ernestocastaneda1335 4 жыл бұрын
Yes refreshing isn't it!
@tinamarienelson8469
@tinamarienelson8469 2 жыл бұрын
“Jose and Leroy” 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@chrisg7571
@chrisg7571 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best sets I've heard in years. Thanks for the laughs.
@CovertSin
@CovertSin 3 жыл бұрын
This dude just became one of my new favorite comedians! He killed it! 😂
@connievida4089
@connievida4089 Жыл бұрын
"I heard that" !!!!!! Hilarious
@texsis2112
@texsis2112 Жыл бұрын
Right..!!! 😂🤣❤️🤠
@justsayinfornow5274
@justsayinfornow5274 10 ай бұрын
One of mine too!!
@1tamivasquez
@1tamivasquez 8 ай бұрын
Same!! 🤣🤣😄😂👍🏼👍🏼💖
@killthemwkindness9064
@killthemwkindness9064 5 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂😅😂
@summerraines804
@summerraines804 4 жыл бұрын
"....everyone has the right to wear shoes."
@itsaasdzani1455
@itsaasdzani1455 3 жыл бұрын
That had me rollin
@deliapearsall6334
@deliapearsall6334 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@justme7947
@justme7947 3 жыл бұрын
Literally stopped the video lol
@rosaleefyffe483
@rosaleefyffe483 Жыл бұрын
Best clean comedy I have listened to - I could not stop laughing.
@sherya.7067
@sherya.7067 Жыл бұрын
He is one of the best! I am glad I found you! Thanks
@roseducharme3836
@roseducharme3836 3 жыл бұрын
I just spit my tea out "are you going to keep it?! " I ♡ve him 🤣🤣
@roseducharme3836
@roseducharme3836 10 ай бұрын
@@TravisMuller-lz4iv doing great .. hope you are also doing well!
@roseducharme3836
@roseducharme3836 10 ай бұрын
@@TravisMuller-lz4iv the cold North East.. I am preserved well
@roseducharme3836
@roseducharme3836 10 ай бұрын
@@TravisMuller-lz4iv ahhhh I am not available 🤣🤔🙄.
@Kiya-me
@Kiya-me 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he cracks himself up
@angcas64
@angcas64 Жыл бұрын
He is hilarious! There's something to be said about clean and wholesome comedy! So much better a hundred percent!
@elizabethrobb5888
@elizabethrobb5888 Жыл бұрын
You are one of the very funniest out there. Talk about dry…… your delivery is off the charts wicked good. Thank you for the laughs and the joy. You are brilliant beyond words!!!!
@thomaswilliams8822
@thomaswilliams8822 3 жыл бұрын
When you can't afford therapy. Comedy is free. You just learned something
@abourgeois2
@abourgeois2 2 жыл бұрын
Yesss!!
@texsis2112
@texsis2112 Жыл бұрын
Right...! 😁
@jakeetschannel2031
@jakeetschannel2031 3 жыл бұрын
Every joke had me laughing! As a christian even those Jesus jokes were really good 🙌🏾
@bluejack644
@bluejack644 2 жыл бұрын
I think Jesus would have a great sense of humor. I could really see Jesus laughing at those signs that say "Jesus is coming . . Look busy!"
@kimrasch8471
@kimrasch8471 2 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know Jesus flew Southwest"
@najat5779
@najat5779 2 жыл бұрын
Ditto ;-) When he mimicked the Latino gangbanger..."That's our Lord you're talking about! >BAM
@brookewray59
@brookewray59 Жыл бұрын
I live in the south and this was hilarious. You wouldn't have to change a thing to do this routine here. Even throw in a Dale Earnhardt 🤣
@izzah2298
@izzah2298 Жыл бұрын
It's always heart warming to hear an appreciation to the vets...
@antonvalentine
@antonvalentine 3 жыл бұрын
"ma'am, it's not a real gun" goodness gracious😂😂😂
@itsaasdzani1455
@itsaasdzani1455 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man that had my sides hurting Fr "Brown man with a finger gun!"
@kj7792
@kj7792 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 the sound he made was so real though
@waynecribb4922
@waynecribb4922 3 жыл бұрын
Jokes about race in America were priceless. Thank you for that.
@NicoleForbis
@NicoleForbis Жыл бұрын
OMG This guy has me in stitches! Laugh after laugh, beautiful work sir. 😍
@pamelarileydicarlo9484
@pamelarileydicarlo9484 2 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious! Thank you for keeping jokes about different cultures alive. Out of my mom's 9 kids from 4 different Dad's, we are all white but my Lil brothers are 1/2 black, my two little sisters are so white they are transparent, My other sister's married Mexican, I married Italian, my cousins are from Thailand. We are thinking about creating a whole new race... or it's a small world Disney ride when you come to our celebrations
@jackysieras473
@jackysieras473 4 жыл бұрын
“Are chu a chu es cirizen?” Buahahahhaa
@itsaasdzani1455
@itsaasdzani1455 3 жыл бұрын
I've had this exact same experience as him, I tried so hard not to laugh
@aircastles1013
@aircastles1013 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I could not figure that one out...
@susanmercurio1060
@susanmercurio1060 3 жыл бұрын
Are chu a chu ess Seet-ess-zen
@robbylynch7259
@robbylynch7259 3 жыл бұрын
That's how I was asked when I was in Texas I laughed so hard
@isaiahm6005
@isaiahm6005 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao yea all the white people in the audience loved this one... they ate it up 😂
@proud2bpagan
@proud2bpagan 3 жыл бұрын
"If you outlive the Lord,you can date" sounds like *my* mom and dad's dating age criteria for me and my brother,lol.
@yazzydothat4540
@yazzydothat4540 Жыл бұрын
This man is insanely geniously hilarious !! There were jokes were it took a second or 2 then hit me 🤣
@barbaralael5092
@barbaralael5092 Жыл бұрын
Loved him! This guy is great!
@Weinmaste
@Weinmaste 3 жыл бұрын
As a former Marine, that war never ending, therefore no jokes was funny as hell! 😆😆😆
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service. I was in the ARMY RESERVE in 1994 and we had a lot of respect for the MARINES because they are the first to go to war.
@lexifeldmann5353
@lexifeldmann5353 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciated that quick break from your regular comedy to call out the branches and recognize them before launching right back into a nice brand of humor and comedy sorely missed in comedy.
@kimrasch8471
@kimrasch8471 2 жыл бұрын
Once a Marine, always a Marine! Side note... Husker? Nebraska, right? A Wolverine Marine here! I LOVE Dennis Gaxiola!! Dry Bar has it's own channel on Samsung TV Plus !
@Weinmaste
@Weinmaste 2 жыл бұрын
@@kimrasch8471 ohh yeah, born and raised in Western Nebraska, Semper Fi brother!
@kimrasch8471
@kimrasch8471 2 жыл бұрын
@@Weinmaste my dad retired from the USAF. At one time, we were stationed @ Offutt AFB
@love2loveu636
@love2loveu636 4 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing. 🤣😂🥴This guy is funny, pure talent. I’m glad this is on my feed. I believe it was sent by Divine design. This is the medicine we all need during this sad time in our world with the Coronavirus pandemic. This too shall pass! Searching for more videos by him. God bless you!🙏🏾
@janncarden2873
@janncarden2873 Жыл бұрын
Genius. My 4 favorite comedians because they’re so funny, intelligent, clean, and relatable: Dennis Gaxiola, Robin Williams, Trevor Noah, and Gabriel Iglesias.
@EmpressGoldilocked
@EmpressGoldilocked 7 ай бұрын
He has so many relatable jokes I want to join in and tell him my own stories lol.
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