Top 30 Junk Food and Drink FAILS

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[@rainbowdashsteve2068]

The fact first clip was of Peter Griffin says a lot about this list

[@Aiden.Pierre]

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her parents were in a jam.

[@Reaperguy67]

​@@Aiden.Pierre you are not funny

[@StanHalen1936]

​@@Aiden.Pierrefailure at life.

[@geeshep4836]

Crystal Pepsi God I Miss You.

[@kanoraguy]

Cheez Wiz is sold like crazy here in Canada. In fact my wife’s family owned a burger stand where they used it for the cheese on burgers. Went through it by the pallet load, stand still going strong and still using Cheez Wiz

[@daviegriffin3539]

*That 💩 works on sooooo many things.* 👨🏾‍🍳 #JustSayin 🙃 😋

[@kanoraguy]

@@richardc8795 where do you live. It’s popular in northwestern Ontario and MB.

[@richardc8795]

@@kanoraguy Southern Ontario. I assume you are in a rural area. That makes more sense.

[@kanoraguy]

@@richardc8795 ahh the typical southern Ontario arrogance. I may have grown up in rural northwestern Ontario, Kenora if you can think past Barrie, live in Winnipeg now but I’m sure to a southern Ontario person you still consider that rural

[@stevenkidd6761]

👁👁🍿

[@Shibbylovess]

Bubble jugs were amazing and I will die on that hill

[@BFRIZZLE909]

Tropical punch was the best!!

[@videogameobsession]

I grew up with a healthy dose of candy cigarettes, and big league chew. Though I have never smoked a single cigarette my entire life. Though it likely led to a sugar addiction! 😆

[@corymorimacori1059]

“Get your recipes together man! I’ve had the same fries since I was Willard Scott the weatherman!” Ronald McDonald

[@batrobnight1047]

My middle school lunchroom was littered with Surge cans. Never would be allowed in schools today.

[@karmabum21]

I heard it killed sperm cells and shrank your sac so I stopped drinking it

[@arvurebantra7639]

Not really true. They still have mountain dew, and it's basically the same thing.

[@fromthehaven94]

Mello Yello already existed. The same type of citrus beverage made by Coca-Cola, but not as popular as Mountain Dew.

[@nes_osterone6217]

@@arvurebantra7639j not even close

[@chrisholloway5460]

Wasn't allowed in mine back in the day. :(

[@BlackHatCinephile]

Coke ain't Coke if it don't sting and tickle at the same time.

[@pooky-bellegaming4089]

@@BlackHatCinephile Doesn’t that apply to ALL carbonated beverages?

[@RobbyKicks]

“Once Pepsi learned about mountain dew red” Mountain Dew is literally owned by Pepsi..

[@BHStudios01]

Yep! That’s why Mountain Dew is only found in with the Pepsi products in stores. And why both Coke and Pepsi stock their own products in most stores, to make sure only THEIR products are in their paid for vendor shelves.

[@villain68]

Coke first came out with Mello Yello to compete with Mt. Dew. But Mello Yello is still around.

[@GrandInfernoElite]

I don't think i've ever had a mello yello

[@thehighlandhomestead190]

I thought same thing lol, Surge to me was trying to be different than all soda!

[@Trunks10X]

There is still mello yellow I think

[@bencichocki2654]

Mello Yello was never a threat to Mtn Dew, so Coke had to try something else and failed again lol

[@iHeartsNostalgiaPit]

want to bet that the ghostbuster key lime slime were just repackaged Shrek Twinkies? I had the ones with the Marshmellow stuff in it that was also with the promotion it felt kind of rubbery

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Why Crystal Pepsi keeps failing is beyond me. It taste so good & the fact that it's clear makes it unique. 🥤🤷🏿‍♂️

[@karmabum21]

I loved Crystal Pepsi

[@Jesseface94]

​@@karmabum21 I always thought the 2015 version had a hint of lemon to it

[@karmabum21]

@@Jesseface94 I didn't even know it came back in 2015. I drank it in the 90's

[@shabadoo24]

I liked crystal Pepsi

[@alexventose7931]

I want Crystal Pepsi!!

[@shabadoo24]

Im a child of the 80s. Candy cigs and chocolate cigs were around too. Licorice cigars were around too.

[@soupdragonuk]

Indeed they were. There was also at one point, in the late 70's, a sweet that looked like and came in packet the same as hand-rolling tobacco.

[@deltamovieshd9255]

As a smoker, can I sue the candy company for early enticement? 😂😂😂

[@MarkZickefoose]

@@soupdragonuk Big League Chew still exists and its whole schtick is looking like a pouch of chewing tobacco.

[@arvurebantra7639]

There was also this weird gum cigarette that if you blew into it, there was enough space to make the sugar powder come out like smoke lol

[@cocoaorange1]

I only recall the chalky tasting candy cigarettes. I tried the coffee flavored potato chips, not fond of them.

[@CheeksMcGillicutty]

10:25 bubble jug was AMAZING! maybe that's what's wrong with me lol

[@NoodlesskibsMS]

The original 3D doritos were great! The ones they brought back were garbage and were nothing but bugles

[@safehouse432]

Yep the taste and texture were completely different.

[@DukeCityExplorer]

The original 3D Doritos were just a cheesy flavored Bugle.

[@NoodlesskibsMS]

They were a different texture Duke. They phoned it in for the comeback

[@gshaunsweeney]

Everyone I knew loved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies when I was a kid. They were just vanilla pies coated in a green glaze.

[@jetman80pops]

The TMNT pies were awesome and many 80s and 90s kids have fond memories of them. The green frosting on the pie what is the main selling point. Guess this is what happens when you get some gen z idiots to write your videos.

[@BFRIZZLE909]

I agree the pies were delicious.

[@pooky-bellegaming4089]

Indeed-what’s not to love about a pie pastry filled with creamy vanilla pudding then blanketed in a sweet green-hued sugar glaze?

[@theupliftchannel]

I used to freebase TMNT pies as a kid! They were awesome

[@pooky-bellegaming4089]

“Freebase”?

[@CuddyFox]

I think Ayds should be on the list. Ayds is the dietery candy.

[@whitewolf3051]

WatchMojo did a video on that before, it wasn’t a fail due to marketing, but unfortunate circumstances. It was doing well before the 80’s, then came the disease with a similar sounding name, though spelled differently. If not for the disease, then the candy might’ve lasted longer, maybe up to now even. So that candy really doesn’t belong here.

[@julianaylor4351]

Unlucky because of its name. History can be so weird.

[@Meandmymirror]

Yummy

[@desperadox7565]

Not a good name though.

[@ferociousgumby]

@@whitewolf3051 So does anyone know why it was so effective as a dieting "ayd"? It was laced with lidocaine, which numbed your tongue and made food less appealing. No kidding, that's true, look it up.

[@TabariGames]

"Mountain Dew introduced their Code Red flavour. When Pepsi saw that..." Mountain Dew IS Pepsi!

[@randystache78]

This channel is a joke anymore.

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

They turned around and said as much during the "surge" section 😂

[@NumbuhWonDierecta]

When I was younger, Shake Em Fries were the shit! My sister and I would always beg our mom to take us to BK. We also liked the EZ Squirt Ketchup, green and red burgers and fries were just so funny. We also had a butter from Parkay that was different colors too, that just made making a plate of food so fun as a kid.

[@ashj0]

Ugh. Nothing made me lose my appetite faster than watching people put purple and green ketchup on their fries.

[@NumbuhWonDierecta]

@ashj0 to each their own! Lol I get it.

[@movie_av_impulse]

I got to say as a kid I loved the teenage mutant Ninja turtles pies... And as a teenager Pepsi blue was amazing.. The rest of the stuff on this list is 🤢..

[@newthrash1221]

I would absolutely buy Coors as a sparkling water. It'd be a great alternative at a party, especially for a recovering alcoholic like myself.

[@dancarrington7100]

Cheddar bacon macaroni and cheese flavored chips from Lays? That sounds pretty good actually!

[@bigfootwalker5399]

9:27 WOW the irony 🤣

[@shanaeverowe9626]

This person never had turtle pie obviously. They were amazing

[@pistollbklue7045]

Thank you!

[@twitchascension]

My friends and I all loved them. They were fantastic.

[@pooky-bellegaming4089]

TMNT Pie is just a pie pastry filled with vanilla pudding-then coated in a green-hued sugar glaze! What’s not to love?

[@davideboos]

Remember SNL's version of Crystal Pepsi called Crystal Gravy?

[@JudoChopCowboyKO]

Haha yes! That bit almost made me nauseous.

[@AngelWingsYT]

I LOVED 3D doritos!

[@BrainDamage922]

The Ninja Turtles Pies were AWESOME!!!!!

[@Harlequin19]

I bought a bottle of Tru Blood when it came out and still have it unopened and displayed on my shelf. I think it looks cool as a prop

[@mandibriar9837]

Same!

[@englishatheart]

I had to drink it (because I'm not letting stuff go to waste) but kept the bottle. I also have a pint glass.

[@lauram3115]

I loved candy cigarettes. You could blow powder out of the tip that mimicked smoke.

[@nukiesduke6868]

Ironically and hilariously Surge was better than mountain dew.

[@wolfee2754]

Much better

[@barryFLASHallen]

Jolt?

[@Quickstrike1981]

damn right

[@englishatheart]

No it wasn't. I used to drink the shit out of Surge but still know MD (at least Baja Blast and Code Red) is better.

[@barryFLASHallen]

@@englishatheart What about dew shine?

[@Lucian_BlackRaven]

The ironic part is Pepsi blue came back out around near when corona hit and I grabbed a case around Christmas time

[@jsmith3946]

no it hit in 2020 and blue came back in 21

[@WilliamHendrey]

I got a feeling that with the candy cigarette part that if someone wanted to play that game called “would you rather?“ that if one of the questions was “would you rather smoke a real cigarette or try a candy cigarette?” that most of the people who get asked that question would pick “smoke a real cigarette” every single dang time! Please keep in mind that I’m not a smoker myself!

[@MichiganGourmetguy]

The Turtle pies were not a failure, they were awesome. The green color just scared parents.

[@JWickyJr13]

I'm not here for any 3d Doritos slander. Also, cheese whiz is still available or am I crazy?

[@danieledugre1837]

Got a jar in my fridge right now! But then, I live in Canada.

[@dawnpowers7626]

@@danieledugre1837 I'm in the US (new england). It's in my fridge, too.

[@indigochild58]

21:50 A drink called "Cocaine" caused a couple of problems 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dekaide44]

Is that Sean Hayes in the dorito 3d commercial?

[@Suarez05]

Yessir

[@daniellejones2962]

In deed it was

[@Sparkina]

Just Jack!

[@abrahampilkington]

When I was a kid candy cigarettes were wrapped and had powered sugar in them that you could blow out like smoke. The 80’s were awesome.

[@Trenee281]

YES!! I’m looking at these boring cigs like where’s the smoke 😂😂

[@englishatheart]

'80s*

[@-vart-]

The south never likes it when people mess with our formulas. I’m also 28 and remember some of these. Nostalgia is real

[@allstar8999]

I've tasted the Peanut Butter & Jelly Soda flavor years ago & shared it with my family. We we're lucky that stomachs didn't curdle after that.

[@cocoaorange1]

OMG, which states had that.

[@allstar8999]

@@cocoaorange1 Baltimore.

[@bigfootwalker5399]

If you are 28 then you weren't even born until after New Coke!

[@-vart-]

@@bigfootwalker5399 I said some of these. I guess your boomer brain can’t comprehend that

[@TurtleCraftZ1]

TMNT pies have no business being on this list, those were beloved by every single kid who grew up in the 80s and 90s

[@DRCEQ]

I *LOVED* the Cappuccino chips and enjoyed them for as much as I could for when they were available.

[@Dkline08]

3D doritos were great

[@charliejoson9145]

Pepsi Blue was my favorite especially when ice cold

[@FFP_BF2]

I was a kid with a very health zealous parent when Pepsi Blue dropped. Thank God for that brief re-release it had and I got to try it. It was great!

[@karawardlaw4090]

​@@FFP_BF2 It was still really good when it was released again, but it wasn't as good as when it first came out

[@bexief31]

The worst thing to happen to Coka Cola was putting it into plastic. Two liter plastic bottles changes the flavor...and not in a good way. I will only buy Coke in cans. If I can find bottles I will buy those.

[@stuartCcash]

Amen sister, I've been saying this for years and people constantly tell me it's in my head and they can't taste the difference.

[@annbloise4692]

Totally agree with you!

[@MikeyScott5C]

I only buy Cokes in 12 oz bottles. I won’t drink it from anything else.

[@englishatheart]

Cans give it a metallic taste.

[@angelsinger4574]

I will buy soda in the bottles every now and again. Always worth it.

[@JoyceTaylor-w5e]

I loved candy cigarettes, especially the ones that blew a puff of smoke. Good times.

[@Johngoodman454]

Pepsi blue was amazing

[@warnerpearson]

Right!! 💪🏾💙

[@all3nplayzgames577]

I memba the candy cigs. Perfect Halloween accessory for your everyday cowboy

[@katsu-graphics5634]

There are the cheap candy cigarettes, that are like chalk sticks . . . .then there are the ones with a paper , that you can blow out the powdered sugar and make a fake smoke , , , and there were the chocolate cigarettes with paper . . .and finally, the pink and blue bubblegum cigars.

[@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639]

If Cheerwine is any indication, Cough syrup isn't a dealbreaker for everyone! XP

[@airbrushken5339]

In Vietnam, we spent over 330 days in the jungle eating LRPS (look it up) ... once in awhile we would go to a "fire support base" to help secure it's perimeter on the DMZ ... once in a blue moon they would bring a converted container on a trailer/semi, that was a small shop with A1 Steak Sauce, film and other goodies ... and if we got lucky; Cheez Whiz in this spout-top can. I'm a retired teacher here in Australia (after 9 years US Army), but my sister in the USA said they sell it at Walmart??? I'm sure after only eating dehydrated food meals... that little snack was great ...

[@valeniusthekat]

No Jolt Cola? THAT was my coffee during my college days⚡️ 🥰👍

[@dominican200]

Dam i just realized how impacted (traumatized😂) pepsi blue had us... can still remember that dye syrupie taste... you did not wanna drink that warm

[@LenaKeega]

3:40 I actually really love that they SHOWED YOU that it could be hot, use a kitchen towel or something before handling 😂, you don’t see that these days LOL 10:36 the bubble gum jug! 😍 18:00 crystal Pepsi wasn’t that bad. When they brought it back for a while less than ten years ago I tried it again and it was tasty. I appreciate the lack of caramel color too 😊. It was good. If it was still for sale I’d be buying it occasionally for sure.

[@BHStudios01]

14:54 See, this is the thing, Japan and South Korea do the carbonated milk thing CORRECTLY. Milkis and Sangaria Royal Milk Tea are actually REALLY good! Also… 15:25 NOPE! We in the TMNT fandom actually want these BACK! The pies were INSANELY good! The vanilla pudding filling was dang tasty! Of ALL of the snacks that came out with the franchise, THIS is the one we DO want back.

[@Gloryyyyyyyy]

I love premade coffee tbh. Stok is my favorite but dunkin and starbies make good ones too

[@christophermerlot3366]

Swedish Fish Oreo are words that don't belong together.

[@J.TiberiusKirk]

Hey Mojo, don't be ragging on candy cigarettes, I still occasionally see them and will snap them up when I do.

[@gillianmeek45]

Love your videos, your channels are one I run to watch.

[@andrewbatts7678]

🎶🎶BECAUSE THEY'RE FILLED WITH MUTAGENT OOZE! that's vanilla puddin' dude!🎶🎶

[@zeccepeller]

That spider at the end was a jump scare that I was not ready for

[@SagittariusQueen1980]

21:29 the video is from KNBC in Los Angeles, not WRC, which is the NBC affiliate in Washington DC.

[@BHStudios01]

12:26 I remember the ONLY place I could find Tru Blood was at Hot Topic when it was out. And yes, because I loved the series, I bought a pack. I don’t remember hating it, I think it was supposed to taste like blood orange. Buuuuut yeah, I never bought it again… it was for the gimmick. And it was just too expensive, ESPECIALLY being sold at Hot Topic. I think my local store pulled it pretty quickly, and just focused on the other merch. Might still have my green Merlott’s Bar and Grill half apron somewhere, but the shirt is gone, sadly.

[@omegasupreme1970]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles pudding pies were quite popular. and sold very well hardly a failure.

[@pooky-bellegaming4089]

16:44 What the HELL is a FUFUBERRY?!?!?!

[@jeaneugeneguan5855]

I remember the candy cigarettes and when they were banned in the late 90s.

[@jamesm47766]

Now they have sour patch kids oreos the way oreo still makes things like this is interesting but a great way to get hype

[@MarinerLain56]

Oreo does stuff like that and weirder just for fun🤦‍♀️ They did Sourpatch Kids too! This list is dumb

[@Reaperguy67]

I actually have tried those before and they were not good at all .

[@thehighlandhomestead190]

LOL, never knew what Bubble Jug was! Pepsi AM was too early to the energy drink game! Turtle Pies were soo good!

[@jazzywash1214]

😂😂😂😂 I gave Pepsi Blue as Christmas gifts one year. I won them through a radio contest... oh the good ol days 😂😂😂😂

[@jameshust8888]

13:28 they make this now in cold brews and everyone loves them

[@AndreaDoesYoga]

Wow, these junk food fails are insane! 😱🍔🥤

[@DukeCityExplorer]

Most of the food items mentioned in this video are "limited edition" or obvious gimics and, as expected, disappear in a short time. And because of that, they wouldn't be considered a failure.

[@OWTLAWSTAR63]

Who's making these lists? They clearly are under 21 and never experienced any of these themselves

[@101shadeira]

10:32 Hubble bubble jug was my favorite 😂

[@thornmallow1]

I still have my True Blood bottles!

[@mandibriar9837]

Same! But we only have one.

[@darylpaulk]

Yeah the candy cigarettes worked. Born in 72 and by 92 had started. Stopped a decade ago with PS commercials about people's long-term effects holes in throats and losing fingertips....yeah that worked too.💯🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@deltamovieshd9255]

As a Brit, I miss Walkers Crisps where you add the salt and shake em' up. This opened up options to unseasoned chips to add whatever you wanted. Paprika was my go to.

[@markshaw270]

Smiths salt & Shake, now owned and made by walkers which are still available.

[@britneyowenby2720]

Hahahah “once the southern states “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@MissKrystalKnight]

"You should be off pudding" 10:25😅

[@silageheap795]

Beer Water: It won't give you diarrhoea.

[@Rosewolf29]

I saw the candy cigarettes in the thumbnail and was going what the? I know people that grew up with those way back when and loved them, yet never picked up an actual cigarette. since covid, Diet soda went away and the "zero sugar" crap that replaced it tastes like gasoline and turpentine. even more so than regular coke and Pepsi, it's foul.

[@MarkZickefoose]

Diet soda hasn't gone away at all - they sell it right next to the Zero Sugar stuff! No idea what the actual difference is since the ingredients are the same, but I know people that will fight you over Diet Coke and Coke Zero tasting completely different (spoiler: they don't).

[@Rosewolf29]

@@MarkZickefoose At most stores, the good diet soda is gone. Diet Root Beer, Diet Dr Pepper Cherry Vanilla, either way, coke and Pepsi diet or zero all taste like gasoline and turpentine.

[@englishatheart]

@@Rosewolf29 "Good diet soda." No such thing. Diet soda fecking sucks.

[@Rosewolf29]

@@englishatheart no soda is good. its all chemicals and bad things, but diet tastes better than regular soda. regular tastes like gasoline and turpentine.

[@walterhager8626]

Wtf does axel grease taste like? Which we use it on the farm sometimes but never been like damn i wanna taste that lol.Or did he mean Axl Roses sweat😂

[@MrJacques6666]

Pringles is not considered a potato chip. Legally it can only be called a potato crisp. Calling it a chip is doing actual potato chips a disservice !

[@themaddasherflex5825]

I loved Crystal Pepsi and the Ninja Turtles pies!

[@fastlane2273]

I didn't know those TMNT pies were real, lol. I saw them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[@PA551ON]

Honestly, when they brought back New Coke as a limited edition collectors item for Stranger Things Season 2, I managed to snag some and tried it. It honestly just tasted virtually indistinguishable from Pepsi. Considering everyone saying they preferred Pepsi in blind taste tests, I guess that's probably what they were going for.

[@daerth4423]

I would think those candy cigarettes would deter kids from picking up smoking. Those things were terrible. Like eating a sweetened piece of chalk.

[@shane9976]

Cheez Wiz is used like crazy in Philadelphia on "Philly CheeseSteaks" They even ask with or without Wiz

[@paulnorton2885]

Fifty years ago an Australian television comedy show, The Aunty Jack Show, included a segment in which one of the characters advertised a product known as "Captain Curd's Fish Milkshakes". Since then life has imitated art.

[@EmmaAreli]

Man I loved them candy sticks, and yes, that's where my smoke habit started from loooool

[@truechoas6224]

Surge was the best soda ever made, and nobody will change my mind on that

[@BizzyJ1987]

I've had some of these and they were great 👍

[@robpierce4712]

Coke keeps failing at trying to copy Mountain Dew but Pepsi is equally bad at trying to match Sprite. Teem, Slice, Sierra Mist, Storm, all failed and the latest iteration, Starry is not doing much better.

[@jase_allen]

In Coke's defense, New Coke actually beat Pepsi in blind taste tests. It wasn't until people found out that that new formula was replacing the old one that they got upset about it.

[@WolfstarGaming1]

I didn't realize Sean Hayes was in the 3D Doritos commercial

[@laurenroberts3821]

Candy cigarettes were still sold in Northern Ireland when I was growing up and I was born in the 90's

[@csailer2353]

I liked Surge, used to drink it a lot.

[@jakestockton4808]

The new coke controversy allowed Coca-Cola to switch to corn syrup sweetener once it switched back, and that saved the company millions.

[@michaelwieber1857]

Not gonna lie the TMNT pies were actually pretty good.

[@jetman80pops]

I mean right or wrong candy cigarettes have been around for over a hundred years so I couldn't consider that a fail. 3d Doritos like you said came back in 2020. Their popular enough for Frito-Lay to bring back so again not a fail. When Pepsi saw the success of Mountain Dew Code Red they had to make their own. Um Frito-Lay owns Pepsi and mountain Dew duh. Considering the cappuccino potato chips or a part of Frito-Lay's vote your flavor it just didn't win so I wouldn't consider that a fail.

[@englishatheart]

They're* popular enough.

[@jsmith3946]

the maxwell one was just ahead of it's time because cold canned coffee is selling really well which that maxwell thing pretty much was and really using movie tied in product as a fali because of it short run when it was always going to be short and they didn't taste bad at all it just food coloring

[@englishatheart]

Ahead of its* time.

[@GrumpySmurf0813]

Does anyone remember the Cinnamon Coke?? That was gross. So was the Green Apple Fanta.