Top 10 Miriam Margolyes Outrageous Moments

You can never predict what this legend will say next! For this list, WatchMojoUK counts down the Top 10 Outrageous Miriam Margolyes Moments. We're showing her funniest, raunchiest moments from her many years on our screens. Let us know in the comments what YOUR favourite Miriam moment is.
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[@WatchMojoUK]

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[@gfear24]

Her on Graham Norton is pure comedic gold just because of how unfiltered she is.

[@WatchMojoUK]

She's always at her best with Graham

[@AtheistOrphan]

The best Dr Who we never had. Just imagine her in the role!

[@stephen-dfc]

She’s in the 60th anniversary! Not as the doctor obviously but I can’t wait to see what she brings to that

[@alexcavoli6191]

O shit that would be sooo good. Screw whoever the lady was they used. No offense, but it just wasn't the same. She did fine, but it's Doctor Who. I'm American, and I still love the doctor, the new reboot 9th on, and she was a little disappointing.

[@AtheistOrphan]

@@alexcavoli6191 - I agree. Jodie Whittaker seemed to be channeling Sue Pollard in her open-mouthed performance. Google ‘Peggy the chalet maid’ and you’ll see what I mean!

[@jakeoliver9167]

She's gonna be BEEP THE MEEP

[@tylercarrell]

Damn you’re right she would be perfect! Especially if they didn’t censor her

[@sammccarthy957]

Miriam is a British icon and legend. I laugh so much when we get to hear her fascinating stories. Love her x

[@douglasransom4138]

This woman has no filter and we love it 😂

[@frankhendricks5918]

Simple music can make you sing simple hug can make you feel better simple things can make you happy, i hope my simple Hello brings smile to your face,,,,

[@cassandrakarpinski9416]

I will never be able to see professor sprout the same way now 🤣🤣

[@upreid]

God, if only the commentator would shut up and let us hear Miriam!

[@janewatt683]

I love watching Miriam,she has no filter and is hilarious!

[@gfear24]

Have you heard of copyright laws? If they air more than 10 consecutive seconds of video with audio, they'll get nailed with a copyright strike. If you get nailed 3 times, the channel is removed.

[@markhughes8314]

@@gfear24 To be fair, as someone that watches loads of reaction video's, this guy did go on more than any others I have watched.

[@CableWrestler]

​@@gfear24 That would be a great service to mankind if this channel fucked off, wouldn't it.

[@nkay81]

Love her bluntness, always has HILARIOUS stories n she never sugar coated it 🤣🤣🤣

[@timglennon6814]

Miriam Margolyes. A true British icon.

[@geraldineduffy7134]

I love her she is the genuine what you see is what you get

[@randisney]

Miriam is an absolute gem, and hilarious. Which makes this video all the more frustrating; we want to hear Miriam tell her own stories, not a voice-over do the majority of the speaking!!

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

Her philosophy for life on Off Menu was quite amazing: “Always tell the truth, never let the sun set on a quarrel, and never be fucked up the bum.” 😂😂😂😂

[@AtheistOrphan]

I misread that as ‘Never let the sun set on a squirrel’.

[@benschaeffer8102]

Unless you enjoy getting fucked up the bum. 🤣

[@carmengogeidnas9670]

I love the thought of her telling young Leonardo DiCaprio that he needs to take a shower 😂

[@lorienray6216]

I never knew who Miriam was until Graham Norton, then realized she was on Harry Potter. Maybe sometimes she needs to rein it in but most of the time find her hilarious, witty, intelligent and how many funny stories she could share on her life. she is my favourite guest on Graham Norton show. I find so many are offended at everything, yes at times she is out there as she plays innocent with the soldier story but overall she is hilarious

[@WT9999Z]

This was lovely. Still, it would have been better to allow Miriam to have the spotlight rather than all the narrative. ❤

[@ROBYNMARKOW]

Miriam Margolyes is not as well-known here in the States but I'm familar w/her terrific acting work. Her hilarious stories & honesty remind me of my late mom ( though she's actually a bit more raunchy & that's saying alot!)😅

[@krbailess]

I’m an American - I found Ms. Margoyles quite by accident watching the Graham Norton show. Please find a way to introduce her more to America, I promise you, she’d rule Hollywood!

[@ELOELO-h5w]

She is so natural with the usual ‘lady no no talk ‘ . Bravo ! 😂

[@tracyfortune3297]

Men have no idea about women. None. Nothing. we aren't "frigid". We aren't "non-sexual". We ARE absolutely EVERYTHING to the person who inspires us. xx

[@tobyrose6906]

Interview with Matthew Parry. Talkin about Trip to India. Indian toilets. 2 foot prints in ground...Matthew Parry asked why 2 footprints. Miriam replied.[ One for each foot.] !!!! TOTALLY HILARIOUS.....😂

[@dorayantz3649]

I love all of them, MojoUK. All of Miriam's moments are so entertaining & heartwarming. 🤩😍🥰

[@MikeDuddy-q2t]

Her episode of Blackadder 2 is one of my favorites. Every time me and my ex girlfriend would see her in Harry Potter or other stuff we'd shout "WICKED CHILD!"

[@lizpollock2376]

What is the point of having Miriam in all these clips when as she is about to tell her story you mute her and the video narrator tells the story? I clicked the link because I wanted to hear her telling her stories. not listen to some dude mute her and then tell her story. I mean, wtaf?!!

[@tracyfortune3297]

I ABSOLUTELY L.O.V.E. how people do not know how to take or who over-react to her self-being, self-protective ways.

[@jamielees4763]

It's a shame the voiceover/narration obscures so much of what Miriam's saying - would've been so much funnier if it wasn't there :(

[@monkmell]

She’s great! The older I get, the more I admire her. 😊

[@cappyjones]

She's delightfully bonkers!

[@AtheistOrphan]

Whenever she’s featured in the MailOnline the commenters really go to town on her. They absolutely hate her with a vengeance.

[@libertyordeaf]

Of course they do. She's female, gay, atheist, outspoken, left-wing, an actress and over the age of 25 - everything Daily Mail readers despise.

[@AtheistOrphan]

@@libertyordeaf - You are SO right my friend.

[@cherylbaker4290]

I love this woman so much

[@dirkjustdirk1706]

I love to see the reactions of Graham's American guests. You can shock them so easily. I guess Gloria Estefan immediately called her therapist after listening to Phoebe W-B at Graham. And Matthew probably did the same lol

[@patriciacathcart9233]

Matthew Perry is full of b s. He said the most appalling thing about Keanu Reeves, totally uncalled for. That made me uncomfortable.

[@poolside16190]

Come to think of it, why hasn’t she been a panelist on The Big Fat Quiz yet? She’d be a hoot!

[@WatchMojoUK]

she would!

[@poolside16190]

@@WatchMojoUK her & Richard Ayoade or Jonathan Woss.😉

[@michaelcurtin524]

She was funny as the Spanish infanta and as lady whiteadder in Blackadder

[@marciomancono]

That Lawrence Olivier story is HILARIOUS...

[@IanSizer-co7vb]

Absolute legend 😂 She is so funny 😂😂

[@LC-jm6ol]

You had me thinking she died for a second 😭😭😭

[@toniesolomon]

poor Chandler listening to Miriam

[@Rogerla62]

I love her. Wonderful storyteller!!

[@Paradeboy]

Her boris moment is iconic too 😂

[@HittokiriBattousai17]

This woman is a treasure.

[@davidz3879]

A lesbian who's had a large number of male lovers!

[@ActuallyHoudini]

​@@davidz3879who cares?

[@davidz3879]

@@ActuallyHoudini It makes no sense; it's a major contradiction. If she's out & proud, why has she chosen to have so many male lovers?

[@ActuallyHoudini]

@@davidz3879 Miriam is a walking paradox. Why do you care about who slept with the woman who eats raw onions? Labels mean nothing to her, she does whatever she deams to be the funniest.

[@davidz3879]

@@ActuallyHoudini If labels mean nothing to her, why does she choose to strongly self-identify as an out lesbian?!

[@donnakaye2015]

I see Miriam...I click. Love her.

[@averyvaliant]

Why not just show the entire clips, including the funny parts? The narrator is speaking over the entire thing when it could all be shown in the full clips themselves.

[@grayb7420]

Gawd I love her!

[@chrissearer1896]

Hilariously funny Lady! 😂🎉😂

[@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901]

PROFESSOR SPROUT CAN DO NO WRONG!!!❤😂😂😂😂

[@turrowongkaren6768]

A good collection but the commentaries take out the shocking fun of it

[@phyllischamberlain7467]

She makes us all laugh and we need a laugh today because it’s so miserable everybody is when you’re out and about and see people don’t smile at the crack a joke I don’t talk to you on the phones all the time it’s nice to watch met met million Americans or laugh I think she’s great I do absolutely great some people would get offended by a no need to because she’s just doing it for a laugh and strobe Raven she speaks her mind and that’s what we like about she speaks of mine and says what she thinks if you like it or not tough should be might think you’ve organ hour but she’s great let’s face it when she said about Trump everybody does it like she said she’s right everybody does it so why do people get all the horrible no she’s not she’s brilliant she speaks the truth if you like it or notzIf you don’t like her don’t watch it but I love to watch you every single day if I could see Bulova Chic we don’t go into it normally is so again I hope so she’s brilliant on Graham Norton show love it can’t wait for it to come back on I hope my lady friends all and it’s brilliant to maxes Olaf she must be crying in laughter she does I think she’s absolutely wonderful person yeah I know she’s game but that’s got nothing to do with it she’s just a good laugh and I love her for it thank you

[@gerrylangford6485]

It would have been watchable if you weren't talking all over it.

[@AlexandraWolf-ql6bi]

She is a legend.

[@native2000wilson-um1ty]

Miriam escobar 😂😂😂😂

[@StuartDavies-Jaynes]

Love this the voice is not necessary

[@jennifermiller7813]

I love her and wish she had more parts in the movies she did. 😅

[@LIsann1971]

Matthew Perry’s reaction when she talks about Laurence Olivier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pontusbackman1863]

"I thought I had heard it all. Then I appeared in British Television"

[@wisteela]

I'm totally up for eating a red onion like that.

[@CescoCDN]

This videocould have simply showed pics of Miriam seeing that the narrator spoke all the funny/outrageous parts one was expecting to see HER say them. Odd video guys.

[@stephengoddard5093]

❤❤❤ her ..shes so 😂.

[@jonathanmyles87]

Oh my god I love her

[@louiseshand4772]

Brilliant x

[@phyllischamberlain7467]

Favourite ones are all of them she makes me laugh she’s brilliant straight ball out with it no messing love her love her to bits she’s a comic she’s brilliant we will always have a laugh with her and she’s not offensive at all it’s something my father offensive but she’s not she’s just being funny and she is funny she’s a lovely person but she just makes me laugh and that’s what we need today a laugh because we’re getting nothing else in this world we’ve got no social life so we need to watch more of these for a laugh and I watch her every day if I called if she’s on every day please put more of her hair on please we need a laugh in this worldEverybody is so miserable when you walk out and see people the road all miserable not cheerful not smiling just miserable but this lady wakes me up and wakes everybody else up the watcher please put one more I love her to bits she’s great thank you

[@georgiawin97]

This woman is my spirit animal!😂

[@ozymandiasultor9480]

😂😂

[@dogpaw775]

yep # 9 , not a one off incident although mim's is. A beautiful person.

[@ginaiosef]

Couldn't choose, it was you that spoke almost all the time, I thought is about her.

[@stabba1981]

Miriam to run this country ❤

[@babilabub]

Omg… she’s such a darling !!! Me as an Aussie absolutely love her.❤

[@stumpydog87]

I love Aunty Miriam.

[@clairevancleave1508]

So ironic that she called Steve Martin a c**t when she played a supporting role to his on Little Shop of Horrors since we could smell her c**t from the the fifth row of the Graham Norton Show when she appeared and we were in the audience! It was as if we were front row and center at the Chelsea Fishmonger. Couldn’t get the sent of plaice off my clothing for a full day!

[@myrkvith9]

I love her

[@tunes3809]

The narrator is annoying, giving away what happened rather than playing the tape when Miriam is talking 😣

[@meganparkes1963]

She is special

[@debradonato5659]

Miriam Is So KOOL

[@lynntaylor4248]

Can’t hear her for the speaker 😮

[@clivemorris1]

why do you bother putting up a video then talking through it ?

[@stabba1981]

I love her ❤

[@Dave_E7]

Stupidity never discriminates.

[@ThomasB-xh2er]

She needs to be upgraded to Dame Miriam, or whatever the equivalent of being knighted is

[@iancrockski3030]

We came to watch Miriam, not listen to you describe what she did......

[@instaperil]

She's an absolute loon and so fucking marvelous

[@Carmo1965]

Lover her ❤

[@lalifromcali6439]

Miriam is so badass!!! 😅

[@lukefleming0607]

Is there really any need to keep talking instead of just letting the full clip play?

[@willliamcuster3592]

She is so funny but I was hoping the narrator would stop talking so much and listen more of her funny statements!!

[@toffeeapples4835]

Can you talk over more of the clips please?

[@scotnick59]

this lady just ain't got no shame!

[@roxyhart3247]

Personally think the taste just acts as a distraction as we give when she has hiccups as soon as in mouth hiccups stop

[@louiseblack3337]

Tried to watch this but too much talking over the video so didn’t bother

[@destineydevereux4722]

I'd rather hear Ms Margolis telling the story than this narrator who's just giving us tiny bits😒

[@cpolite5374]

"4 & " 2. # 1

[@keithadams512]

Hilarious lady, shit clip montage cutting most of them far too short. Watched the first 4 and exited

[@lorraineadams2024]

What is the point of talking over her? Giving up on watching this, because it's more about the man speaking over Miriam than listening to her.

[@Will-nn3pb]

this video is pointless. literally just explaining whats happening in the video while the video is being played in the backround....just play the damn video

[@michaelsquires7074]

Of course ,she is a ‘character’, so she is allowed be vulgar and is considered to be ‘a national Treasure’.God help us if she is a role model-the Queen got it right… !

[@lynnyessle]

This would be much more watchable without the excessive narration - more Miriam, less chatter please.

[@DEOO100]

I love a raw onion

[@cristobalcabrera2160]

I wanted to hear her, not this guy speaking all the time

[@malak900]

Just 10?

[@BixLives32]

"…your breath smells." The celebrated 18th century literary genius, Dr. Samuel Johnson, was travelling on a long journey in a small coach at close quarters. He was travelling with a woman passenger who occupied the seat facing him. 18th century commercial ground transport was, at best, physical torture. Dr. Johnson was an unusually large, corpulent man (over 6 feet and obese). He neglected his personal hygiene far beyond the era's primitive, minimal standards. -Even Boswell noted this. The woman sharing the small coach with Dr. Johnson, finally complained, "YOU, sir, SMELL!" Dr. Johnson quickly replied, "NO, madame. YOU smell. …I STINK." The disagreeable, ugly confrontations in this video have a single common fault. NONE of them offer ANY redeeming qualities. Not one example offers us anything approaching a useful lesson or moral statement. The T.V. hosts are all desperately trying to provoke their guests so as to entertain the lesser angels of the lowest qualities of human nature. I am shocked that not ONE victim seemed to suspect that they were being exploited for a despicable purpose; -thoroughly removed from the language or physical act used to enrage them. A despicable purpose to which many viewers were immediately wise? Am I making the mistake of NOT underestimating the intelligence of the modern human? Was Darwin simply wrong? If so, I stand embarrassed. -Embarrassed for the human species as much as for myself. In centuries to come, historians will NOT be able to extract from this depressing video display, even a modest witty grammar lesson, -as afforded by the above anecdote recorded by Dr. Johnson's faithful biographer, James Boswell. Most people likely believe that our present times will provide future historians with great discoveries and wisdom worthy of attention, study and significant conclusion. NO! Despite our fantastic technology that can digitally record events previously hidden from historians, I believe it likely that this era will serve only to further dumb-down the human species. E.g., is the new music of today truly better than the music from the era that discovered and improved primitive analogue recording science? Will Leonard Bernstein's West Side Story or Gershwin's Preludes be even slightly diminished by the popular music of today? I don't argue that the scientific advances of our era are insignificant. Contrarily, I believe that our scientific advances will become this era's greatest accomplishments. But what about all things aesthetic? In four hundred years (assuming we haven't vapourised ourselves), will this era have made significant contributions to art, literature, music, etc.? The fact that modern people not only read less literature than any other era, but possess LESS SKILL to read than any other era is a foreboding fact. In the 18th century, people either could read well, or not at all. Yes, literacy fell upon economic factors more than today. However, are today's higher RATES of literacy equal to higher literacy skills and talents? I think NOT. I believe most "educated" people do not read serious literature of any type. That more than 90% of adults in the USA cannot add simple fractions, perform "long division" or even describe what a ratio is and how it relates to a fraction, indicates a frightful dumbing-down of our civilisation. What happens when "educated" people loose the ability to comprehend the basic written technical instructions intended to teach technicians how to safely handle a massive nuclear arsenal? Today, there are no less than FIVE countries that possess nuclear arsenals with the power to turn the Earth into plasma, -several hundred times over! Yes, you're saying that I am going overboard. I almost agree. Until I examine the decline of basic academic skills over the last four hundred years. Someday, the last person who has significant academic training and understanding of ancient Greek and Hebrew will die. Not all Bibles are equal. Both The New and Old Testaments require superior language and translation skills to accurately translate them from the ancient texts. In one hand, I hold a Bible that has modern drawings depicting Jesus and The Disciples as light complected people with blues eyes, blond straight hair and noses that look like the plastic surgery jobs of Hollywood actors. Worse, the text contains passages that are simply erroneous; -i.e. poor translations. In the other hand, I hold a Bible, over 100 years old, that contains English text far more accurate, yet the text is beyond the reading skill of most college graduates. I can not be sure, but I suspect that all this technology is dumbing people down faster then an era of history occurs. You all know how to "use" your phones and home PCs, -right? How many of you know how to add to simple binary numbers? -E.g., 10111010 + 00001110 = ? How fast can you convert the binary result into hexadecimal? Can you use your computer's machine language to programme the computer? Even without additional software, ALL computers contain the tools to write and run its machine language. It would not be a computer otherwise. How many of you understand how a computer works at the "machine" level? This is but one example of how the human species is loosing track of its technology. I use this example because anyone reading this owns a computer. I.e., that phone IS a computer. It is frighteningly possible that in four hundred years, all people will be empty-headed. How many of you understand why the King of England is necessary for the function of England's government? Harry and Megan are not important. To me, they hold little interest. I find it frightening that so many people will buy Harry's book. A few of the better educated people who buy his book may even read it...all the way through! If that doesn't scare you, nothing will.

[@hanssolos3699]

haahaa fersure she makes a better queen than camhorseface who stole di's husband 😂😂😂

[@1ChxnceLxnce]

What a woman.

[@pamelakoenig7176]

I think it’s funny that Miriam complains of people’s body odor when she smells of onion breath.

[@markhughes8314]

Crikey, this guy likes the sound of his own voice. Shame.

[@UsekuyeJarana]

As far as I know that is the Queen of England 😭

[@keithmockett3810]

Long live Ms. Margoyles!