Watchtower, but it's just the memes

[@exjwpandatower]

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[@BobRoigr]

As a former Jehovah's Witness myself, I can confirm these are goofy.

[@finnianhendricks]

Bro 😂😂 this video made me laugh.. also I’m poor sorry I can’t be a member.

[@FectoForgoGaming]

The way he says it is more like... MmmBaaaaaah!

[@Mast3rU9way5]

Why you hating on these guys by the way, just leave them to their beliefs

[@designtechdk]

"Are you a homosexual?" and "Give me a drink! Give me... a drink" are my favourites.

[@BobRoigr]

Sounds very of the gay, but okay.

[@BuddyLee23]

“Are you a ho-mo-sexual?” 😆

[@cynicalb]

That's what Tony really wants!

[@NoxAtlas]

He's just really thirsty😂

[@mad_pac-man]

"We don't want to be *TOO* expressive" - The most cartoonishly expressive man in all of Watchtower XDD

[@littlemoth4956]

He literally looks like he's having a stroke in every single clip

[@mad_pac-man]

@@littlemoth4956 EXACTLY! Or some serious facial seizure...Either way...Dude isn't well LOL

[@BuddyLee23]

But that’s the thing; he actually *is* holding back. You can’t even imagine how expressive he would be if he decided to give it 100% 🤯

[@mad_pac-man]

@@BuddyLee23 ...Ever see those videos of video games with expressiveness turned up to like 400%? That's what I imagine. XDD

[@juliannaferrell3225]

"instead of saying 'look at that little angel' we should say 'look at that little enemy of god'" had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂

[@Dontask506]

Me too lmao like wtf could that mean

[@JasonHenderson]

They believe that anyone who is not baptized is going to hell. But they also don't baptize infants like the Catholics, because that is wrong.

[@TheMarkJoergensen]

What about let the children come to me, did they forget about that passage?

[@juliannaferrell3225]

@@TheMarkJoergensen you make a good point there I gotta say...

[@JasonHenderson]

@@TheMarkJoergensen what chapter and verse is that? I'll try to look it up. Knowing the governing body, they just ignore it and hope that their congregation does not actually read their Bible. Their whole doctrine is based on like three or four verses. It's nuts!

[@paulleow8017]

"We don't want to be too expressive" -man who's on the verge of morphing into a cartoon character

[@L0ST.H4RPEE]

LMAOO

[@KoreaSCR]

Bahh, goodbye little sheep

[@AuroraButterflyx]

I think of this quote daily 😊😂

[@jessicafong3043]

Hall of fame quote

[@annorabelle]

this lives rent free in my head

[@AuroraButterflyx]

@@annorabelle Same XD

[@JoannaBooks-z7p]

"are you a homosexual?"

[@dorime3535]

I love the stark contrast between "Look at that little enemy of god" when referring to babies and then its just "paperclips :D"

[@microphoneeater45]

“Your family will starve” I WAS LIKE-💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@martinbeckdorf4565]

Man. Stephen Lett's so expressive his eyelids have muscles.

[@martinbeckdorf4565]

Correction: Apparently that muscle is called "levator palpebrae superioris" and it is in charge of raising the superior eyelid.

[@bethanycaiazza195]

1:40 killed me, I finally have context for all the times I’ve seen Caleb and Sofia referred to as little enemies of god 😭

[@dysfunctionalthor4719]

What was even the context of that

[@wisedred]

@@dysfunctionalthor4719 i think bc they aren't baptised yet? i'm no JW so not sure

[@Regigigas_YT]

Babies be getting ready to throw hands with God

[@brendanfoster8308]

​​@@dysfunctionalthor4719ya. Wise is right. It's because babies aren't baptized yet, so anyone not baptized is an enemy of God. It's just a fear tactic they use to push jws to get baptized.

[@BeavisMcThe]

"We on the governing body love you very much" unless you start questioning us, or you suffer abuse

[@melyndaduh3501]

😢

[@LunaThistlewaithe-mt5bb]

I know "sexy, precious sisters" was cut, but it made me lol

[@elkowasaki]

My parents dressed me up as 'a little enemy of God' for my first Christmas play. Good times lmao

[@PurplePaperclips]

"Paperclips!" That one was cold😬😬

[@naiyt9065]

I won the cringe challenge. I'm exmormon, so my cringe resistance is insanely high.

[@WhoWellOk]

I lost within one second ☠️

[@roidroid]

BASICALLY CHEATING!!!

[@b4ph0m3tdk9]

Good one 😄

[@emma7694]

lmao same - I am simultaneously thinking 'well the governing body is not too bad' and 'at least I wasn't a J-dub. Dodged a bullet'

[@mrgavsterman]

Lmao, fr. You think there are meme clips like this for general conference?

[@homicidal._goose]

0:33 “He was willing to run into the fire for Jehovah.. andforhisorganization”

[@thewatcherinthefog4664]

"a little enemy of god" had me weezing

[@MAD_MARD]

1:31 Jehover

[@StillSomeone]

It’s so Jehover 😔

[@CdnPIMO]

Jehoverrrrrr 😆

[@LazySillyFran]

Chat...It's Jehover...

[@turbochariot607]

yehohohooo

[@hartenny]

it's jehover

[@-starrysunrise-2908]

Scary turtle man hating on babies for 4 minutes "straight"

[@Mr.Watermelon3]

3:24 “𝓼 𝓮 𝔁 𝔂”

[@fukai-sama]

😩

[@Dogpool]

That r Kelly song with the sign language guy is something special

[@CityofButterfly]

If I was a professional content creator, I'd use "Look at that little enemy of God" any time I had to talk about somebody I didn't like. It's the perfect clip.

[@Crowfeather-lq4nd]

2:41 That's exactly how I feel after watching those JW propaganda cartoons

[@TreCayUltimateLife]

paperclips! also, the 'babies are little enemies of god' thing, is still my favorite ever JW saying. Funny video!

[@ivycat_]

they all look so dead inside

[@hsk2909]

Talking statues

[@SeekingTruth2023]

0:21 "you are going to LOVE this convention"... So manipulating 😐 ...unless he means enjoying the convention with Panda 😅😉

[@ShoNuffSoulBro1]

You’re going to L O V E this convention god-damn it, OR ELSE 😠

[@SeekingTruth2023]

@ShoNuffSoulBro1 Exactly. Not only do they tell you how are expected to like it, but yes, the threat 'or else' is silently omnipresent so often....

[@nora_nayeli]

I died at 0:40 at the cigarette remark and 1:48 “Cougars are not allowed.” And the random “baaah” at 2:10

[@kabeeeeeee]

this feels like an ancient ytp compilation

[@Joel-nu1ed]

2:15 these two have perfect timing with one another

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

I don't know what it is about this man (0:03) in particular, but the way he talks makes me laugh. He almost looks like a fish blowing bubbles when he speaks.

[@NinjaMonkeyPlush-yu7wk]

“Bahhhh” is the best one on jehovah

[@SurnaturalM]

3:36 I knew you were spying on me, naughty boy. 😶‍🌫️😳

[@HandsomeDevil456]

Look at that little ENEMY OF GOD

[@FectoForgoGaming]

"We love you and respect you very much." "That's a stretch!"

[@nelidajacuinde331]

Paperclip😄🖇️🖇️🖇️

[@Hider_2232]

1:54

[@realdragon]

0:17 there's just so much emotion, he's truly so excited for the convention

[@Username1924REAL]

Can I have a pet Tapir in paradise? Can I eat eggplant with it? Can I get diseases from rats in paradise? Watchtower: Ye.

[@loneshewolf74]

If all the animals in paradise are going to turn into herbivores, will lions and tigers still have fangs and claws, or will they fall out or what?

[@JasonHenderson]

Watchtower: say less

[@danaschneider586]

@@loneshewolf74 haha good question. i always ask myself if dinos will come back too for the watchtower. and will animals reproduce? what if theres a thousand mosquitoues or wasps or something.. if they reproduce at an alarming rate earth would run out of space because nobody can die in paradise. also can humans reproduce in paradise?? so many questions and so little answers that just proves that is nonsense right? also what happens to the fungi will they stop to exist cuz nothing can rot or die? will we still get nourishment of the food or will god make us not need nutrients and make our bodies have them infinetly? whats the point of eating then? where does all the poop go that humans produce in paradise.. x))

[@Username1924REAL]

@@danaschneider586 In paradise will adolf hitler become a cool guy and say sorry and sing a song about the toxicity train?

[@Username1924REAL]

I GOT HEARTED OMA.

[@archcreature3536]

"Paperclips!😃" Is my all time favourite🤣

[@anniemint3630]

How come out of all of these clips, the “paperclips” one made me burst out laughing the most

[@BlackKittyCat99]

I lost it at “look at that little enemy of God” LMAO 🤣

[@J_LorraineK]

Paperclips! Is a great summary of the experience of being a captive, er, member of the JWs.

[@SQUAREHEADSAM1912]

2:41 every active JW’s thinks the world feels for not being a member.

[@kcganimations5112]

2:04 you trust in Jehover the best time keepah

[@suomeaboo]

it's so jehover

[@EmrysLegea777]

Look at that little enemy of God 😂😂😂😂

[@TheMrSquib]

This wil be an amazing soundboard

[@sarahtriboix-kamga416]

1:40 held me at gunpoint, punched me and stole my first born enemy of God

[@bytejourneycodes]

Ahhh shame, poor baby

[@kerry_runs]

The thumbnail was epic

[@Zopocalypse]

Ex JW YTPs must go crazy

[@MrSMLEWeeb]

funniest try not to laugh challenge I've watched in a while

[@mrfixitferg]

I lost multiple times but I think 1:54 had me cracking up.

[@accurateseraphim]

AYPERCLIPS

[@nephervirte4959]

1:54 "Paperclips! :3"

[@hsk2909]

More accurate to say about a baby - Look at that little enemy of gawd.

[@muskyoxes]

What could have possibly been the context of that "ugly baby" one??

[@jamirr100]

The "sexy" meme is my favorite. I hope you randomly drop that in there in future videos XD.

[@InuSocials]

0:17 might be the only time I ever say I agree with watchtower LOOOL. Then again it more so because of anime and cosplay conventions, but the material and memes that come out of watchtower’s conventions are also gold 😂

[@EeveeBoi777]

Me but with furry conventions

[@roidroid]

@@EeveeBoi777 providing the spiritual scritches that we all probably need

[@shiven513]

I think you would have to upload every single second of footage from these guys

[@GreatWhite61813]

"Your family will starve. Why wont you smoke this cigarette?" IS CRAZY FR

[@edgardovaldez9775]

I need context at 2:48 😂😂😂😂

[@fukai-sama]

🤨🤨📸📸📸

[@thatruthsmith8973]

“Are you a homosexual?” DUDE LEAVE ME ALONE😢😢

[@WhoWellOk]

☠️

[@YourBassClarinetPlayingPetDuck]

Please this hilarious I beg of you to do Mormon general conference next

[@sonichero]

The more I hear “the governing body loves you” the cringier it becomes

[@roidroid]

Reminds me of that George Carlin standup comedy skit: *"God loves you, AND HE NEEDS MONEY!"* 😂

[@nenala7684]

"We wouldnt want to be dramatic or theatrical in iur speaking" 😂😂😂😂

[@ingle_fusion]

Holy balls... Wow. These are nuggets of gold!!! Well done!

[@jackiler1]

"Look at that little enemy of God" was the funniest shit ever

[@PolyomYT]

Good vid. However you forgot the “Baaahhahah”

[@StarshipTr00per]

1:09 this man is clearly drunk and the demeaning comments toward women. It was so cringy. The whole thing was but this was at an other level

[@DerWektenwanderer]

Do you have a link to the original video?

[@wobe244]

2:41 “I feel dead inside 😀” 😂😂

[@BiteBolt_77]

Cringed after: "are you a homosexual." And yes, i am in fact a homosexual 😂

[@annorabelle]

“PAPERCLIPS!” 😄😄

[@NightLion667]

"sometimes you hear people say of a little baby "look at that little angel", but more accurate would be to say "look at that little enemy of god" "

[@TheScratchingKiwi]

JW memes are a whole lotta fun!

[@Hider_2232]

This is the quality content I wanted

[@LuluClimber]

I feel dead inside 🖤⛓️😢☠️

[@kenanthenanex]

The fact that old uncle Tony thinks to say about that sister because she was a “sister”, is “shut up”, is appalling .

[@disgoop]

It's giving Gary is a normal human being just like you and me.

[@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325]

“Sometimes you’ll hear people say of a little baby, ‘oh, look at that little angel!’ But, more accurate would be, ‘look at that little enemy of god!’” What, and I mean this with as much kindness as possible, THE ACTUAL FUCK

[@1vw4me]

I really miss TOMO3's outbursts! So incredibly jaw-dropping.

[@jakes6083]

3:15 could really learn a lesson or two from the Mormons on object indoctrination- I mean lessons

[@Ugh-dm2go]

Look at that little enemy

[@cofeman347]

0:03 for me today I can't even

[@katwitanruna]

Take that back, babies being the enemies of god took me aback.

[@sunolili862]

"We don't wanna use theatrics and dramatic gestures" © a man with facial muscles of a Disney character

[@AlexisDaCosta]

0:43 "we don't want to be theatrical👀"

[@DreamersPlush49]

The way that "bahh" dudes face molds and shifts when he talks gives me a very uncanny feeling

[@lilblondiebear]

3:48 has become a meme in my household. 😂

[@cryptid1200]

Has bro been on too many planes with crying babies?

[@TierraLynn]

I rewinded the "are you chicken?" clip so many times. 🤣

[@radiovendemiaire5402]

0:43 Lett's the worst Gov bod member to say that

[@isaac5446]

This was so perfect and I've never been a Jehovah's Witness

[@edgardovaldez9775]

This should better be a try not to laugh challenge lol I was dying

[@bytejourneycodes]

0:41 for me 😂

[@kajones93]

That ignition meme lmao, i needed a good laugh.

[@jolenejoleeene]

I'm not even ex-JW, and their rote condescension makes my skin crawl. Ick!

[@robotaholic]

Children being little enemies of God is still so obscene. His snark at the end always infuriates me.

[@steele_heart77]

6 year old me making a mess of my mum’s office supplies: 1:54

[@alexs.7956]

I think this is one of the internet's greatest videos

[@joshcatgaming1108]

JW the end of the world is definitely tomorrow 😂😂😂😂😂 L for JW

[@hsk2909]

Any moment now...

[@joshcatgaming1108]

@@hsk2909 lololol that's the point It's not coming anytime soon

[@Naka_II]

Why worship jehovah, when you can worship me instead, and I'm a god that does not discriminate.

[@billsdoris]

Excellent clips. They are certainly a bunch of bafoons.

[@alaska-wp7xo]

Jehover got me shaking in my boots, chat 😥

[@unfunnyducky]

It's Jehover...