Guillotine vs Lighters In Slow Motion

[@nrwillette]

French revolutionists: "Any last requests?" Dude being executed: "Yeah, like 30 pillows"

[@JohnDoe-cj6uk]

Bro your neck would still snap tho

[@PostalPatriot556]

@@JohnDoe-cj6uk how? The pressure has a greater area to displace it's self.

[@miningsquidsbadcontent8188]

@@PostalPatriot556 pretty sure the weight would kill you either way

[@aidenthompson7460]

Ok so funnily enough the bone you used to simulate an arm is an ostrich femur or leg hone and the bone you used to simulate a leg was a cows humerus or upper arm bone

[@cameronknowles6267]

Haha

[@marinelaoana5437]

how do you know that?

[@aidenthompson7460]

@@marinelaoana5437 I build skeletons for a hobby and bones have distinct shapes a humerus is very different to a femur

[@marinelaoana5437]

@@aidenthompson7460 thats cool

[@crashk6]

You know what's humerus, I came here looking for your comment.

[@d6u4]

I wanna see Mitchell do stand-up. The dude is so naturally funny.

[@frankbenoit2574]

Yes

[@axised001]

Ja bitte

[@3UZFE]

He makes the channel great.

[@GuyNamedSean]

I think he needs a straight man to play off. That's what makes the real gold.

[@andrewdobosz3682]

Just cuz he's funny won't make him a good stand up comedian. Most of his "comedy" is just dumb answers to serious questions. While its funny i dout he could even fill 5 mins of an open mic

[@electronicsNmore]

Thick lead glass to block x-rays.

[@Xavier_Ns]

What?do you mean the crt glass

[@Chris47368]

I thought the voltage to create a sufficient amount of xrays to be harmful was too high for that used in CRT's?

[@biolinkstudios]

@@Chris47368 does not matter, it has the protentional to make xrays, imagine a lightening strike or something, anyway its a safety measure to make sure it does not harm you

[@StayMadNobodycares]

Could have used that TV glass to cut a batman batarang.

[@colchronic]

Those tv commercials: for 1$ a day you can feed a starving kid in africa Waterjet channel:

[@angrynerd2103]

For 1$ a day you cut a starving kid in half.

[@jwalster9412]

@@angrynerd2103 we plan to cut all starving kids in half by 2022

[@RNCHFND]

Yeah, the wasted food was not a good choice

[@geometricart7851]

@@RNCHFND I agree. Kinda gringey.

[@TreeOfMight0]

@@RNCHFND Perhaps I’m wrong, and there’s a good chance of that being the case but maybe it’s expired. Why they would have expired Pancakes? No idea.

[@scrapironfish]

I dont care what kind of safety mechanisms you have on that thing, I still wouldn't want to be the guy loading it.

[@ocean_sunfish6113]

they lock it up with pancakes

[@MaYbYl8eR]

Pussssssyyyy

[@scrapironfish]

@@MaYbYl8eR Sorry, I'm kinda "attatched" and quite fond of my limbs, head, oh yeah, and life.

[@MaYbYl8eR]

@@scrapironfish yeah that's what they all say My life is worthless apparently cus I'm not a pussy huh

[@scrapironfish]

@@MaYbYl8eR You have a unique way of looking at things, and quite a dizzying intellect. Would love to hear more.

[@outcast170]

There is a reason guillotines had a single slanted blade instead of a point in the middle. By putting a point in the middle (and a very low angel in general), instead of just a single high angel slant, your cutting speed is severely slower than it could be.

[@sinom_00]

You know its Utah because he said "shiz" when there was flaming shrapnel flying at him

[@brockashsfrund]

I'm not going to tell but I figured out where this is from this video. Lol.

[@Skorpeonismyrealname]

@@brockashsfrund If you've heard of or watch Shonduras, Dan is actually "Tall Chicken's" brother. They've done some collab work in the past (DIY gas mask for one)

[@baileyjerman5573]

Eh I doubt it was actually on fire

[@zalmaflash]

Their address is in Salt Lake City.

[@VictorGalayda]

@J D there are plenty of examples down here that go to church for few hours on Sunday and then pure white American until next Sunday

[@alexsavidant2164]

Wouldn't the guillotine fall faster if there was less tension on the cable? Figured the cable friction would slow it down. Perhaps a release latch at the top with the cable having enough slack for the full travel downward?

[@firstnamelastname6202]

Read the title as "Guillotine Vs Gaslighters" for a minute then. Thought you guys were about to behead some people lol

[@leafsalami7583]

French Revolution, amirite?

[@Stephan-wf1ec]

Of course you would think that. You're always doing that.

[@prospert0]

Na, you guys wanted an exuse to write off a huge ass pancake breakfast on your taxes lmao

[@quazbit9984]

There's a worrying moment in that video where Mitchell puts his head in the guillotine to check on the health of the frozen turkey.

[@SoL600rr]

But his head wasn’t even close tho

[@RallyX26]

They have pins for the blade

[@mattd1188]

1:19 Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants. XD

[@annahill987]

Imagine explaining this to an exterminator.

[@ryanwheeler783]

​@@annahill987"Yeah so I made a guillotine, unrelated, I need you to get rid of my ants"

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

The lighter thing was probably one of the more dangerous ways to do that, but hey, it was damn cool.

[@kccotrophy9006]

Gentlemen, cooking pancakes is never dumb. Brilliant, awesome, sweeet, but never dumb. I would eat all those even after the Guillotine.

[@WaterjetChannel]

I loaded them all in a garbage sack and hid them in Dan’s car. I’m sure he’d give you a few

[@aaronsonger5582]

Needed more pancakes and you definitely could have stopped it lol.

[@BlankDriver]

This would go so well with The Slow Mo Guys...

[@DennisFromRLM]

You know its dangerous when you hear them swearing lol

[@TheNaughtyPantsler]

He said bone of a cow and the editor corrected him and put *BEEF*🤣🤣🤣

[@chazzcombs]

I can always count on you guys for a laugh or two. Thanks for the vid!

[@kattastic9999]

5:40 the word you're looking for is "bisected"

[@JuniorIDEK]

Really? I thought it was butterflied

[@macaulaymcgregor768]

I think he was looking for butterfly

[@ericg7044]

Spatchcocked

[@MaYbYl8eR]

Spatchcock

[@dimitar4y]

Wow! The guilotine certainly doesn't lack in power! The way it smacks everything clean in half is very satisfying.

[@MWDFrancis]

Between this, General Conference, and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, I think people can finally understand Utah.

[@waffleiron6366]

Love the content boys! Keep em coming!

[@sr-7124]

Imagine driving by and seeing a few blokes with a pile of pancakes on a guillotine.

[@OfficialyMax]

upgraded version of the femur breaker ohno

[@T216-n3h]

Thats the wildest way to spatchcock a turkey. Thanksgiving must be an amazing event with you guys around.

[@wingedfish1175]

Ok A: where did he get an ostrich bone? B:why would dry bone emulate arm??

[@WolfTrout]

Petsmart

[@SpecialOrder]

My man packing on those COVID pounds.

[@SpecialOrder]

@Keep it Moving, Buddy Believe me, I'm married with kids and you need to lose that weight ASAP. The longer you have it, the harder it is to get rid of.

[@SpecialOrder]

@Keep it Moving, Buddy You'll never drink enough to forget the shit she put you through. Get healthy and let the past be the past.

[@OKCCowboy1]

@Keep it Moving, Buddy nah that’s just being lazy and making excuses.

[@trenenpierskalla5500]

The “10 pillows.. so I put 30 pillows in” cracked me up 😂

[@wings4shoes]

The crude science and cruder safety make this channel

[@jaredhayslip8014]

Don't Waste Those Pancakes Just Eat Them.

[@jaredhayslip8014]

@Logan Teo Why Not

[@iamapex1474]

Plz I've been asking for so long now I just want to see if its possible to cut tungsten with a water jet

[@xenonram]

Of course it can. There's nothing remarkable about tungsten compared to other metals, that would make it unable to be cut. Tungsten carbide on the other hand, it would have a very hard time, unless you used CBN media in the machine. (Or diamond.)

[@dimitar4y]

well.... it's slow to cut it. What do you think the waterjet nozzle is made out of :P It's also consumable, because it gets cut. Slowly.

[@marcusa5564]

Best video this year so far 😂😂🤘🏻👌🏻👏🏻

[@itachi112059]

Stack of pancakes vs guillotine Deadpool approves 👍

[@MyChannelOnThisSite]

He's the guy I was thinking of who made a bunch of pancakes one time. I had forgotten it was him.

[@itachi112059]

@@MyChannelOnThisSite 372,844 pancakes to be precise 😆

[@owo5409]

No! My pancake! 9:15

[@Unknown79833]

It's called split. I cut meat for a living. Love the channel guys!!! Happy Holidays!!

[@IntravenouslyDruggedSloth]

8:15 when Mitch is reaching and leaning under that blade I get terrified. Better safe than sorry. Like he's handling. Loading firearm. Plus I miss them so much I just come back and watch old videos

[@christopherbuckner8732]

This man was making pancakes out of a 10 gallon jug. Sounds like a good day to me

[@travisk5589]

I am no engineer, but.... I see some issues with the guillotine. It needs to be able to cut all the way through the bottom plate and it needs to be on bearings. Maybe a little higher also.

[@Stephan-wf1ec]

I'm an engineer and I'm pretty sure the sliding metal sound is essential to function

[@skipfred]

I don't think the French put them on bearings

[@travisk5589]

@@skipfred I don't think the boys from Utah are French.

[@skipfred]

@@travisk5589 Lol fair enough

[@connoisseuroftigolbitts]

The guy licking the bones is hilarious 😂

[@PJSproductions97]

Whenever they really want to dull the hell out of the blade, I'd love to see the guillotine deal with one of those tungsten cubes everyone has these days.

[@DJmachine1O1]

What?

[@trevelyandovah8479]

I don’t think it would do much

[@gailanwhiteoak1006]

just browsing reddit listening to this in background only to look up at 0:33 to see a tv get guillotined out of now where lol

[@justsomeguybeingdumb.1079]

Alright man I swear to god when I saw the start of the video I was wondering if I put my arm in there and immediately my question was answered, these guys are the best

[@berkal1299]

the anxiety they must feel when putting their hands under the guillotine

[@xpndblhero5170]

5:35 - It's called spatchcocking..... LoL 8:19 - I'd probably eat myself to death if I was there.... I love pancakes¡! 😋❤️

[@BSENKevin]

I like the expertise of the guy to tell so much about the animal by the taste.

[@bazookallamaproductions5280]

that thing makes the craziest noise when it falls lmao

[@chromacat248]

"This is our guillotine."

[@ajkincs839]

Imagine your boss coming to work and seeing that. And you find out he’s French

[@mustagezaadrian9736]

You guys brought the medieval time back in 2020.

[@imagin273]

Come on guys, no body Guillotines pack cakes with out Maple syrup damnit lol

[@masterpanther1]

BEST CHANNEL EVER!!!!!😁😁😁

[@xanderblose4463]

10:01 I could not stop laughing 🤣🤣

[@DontarrestmePLZ]

The graham cracker towers looked like the garbage towers in Wall-E

[@FestiCatcher]

First thing broken within 40 seconds, nice and to the point

[@adamreynolds3863]

wow, i was NOT expecting it to just plow through that tv.

[@GadgetInspektor]

Imagine you have a dispute with somebody and he parks this trailer in front of your house.

[@17fresh]

You guys should rent this out for parties!

[@nicksystermann1558]

"Hey I need something to prop this torch up with." "How about this gourd I found in the middle of the concrete jungle?"

[@StupidRobotFightingLeague]

This is art

[@Bman62296]

That’s definitely cutting your leg off lol look at what it did to that tv man! 🤣

[@kingginger3335]

Idk if you guys patented the copper finger or not but I've been seeing them, with your exact design, at every BP gas station in Indiana. Just thought you should know.

[@BertAndSmokey]

No safety glasses...I like your style. 😂😂😲👍

[@12345.......]

The glass in the TV is great to shoot. It turns a chunk of glass into powder.

[@Chocolate_dragon]

I needed that tv for my atari...damn

[@meatball1080]

I wanna see you guys cut some tungsten with the water jet. Curious to see how long it would take.

[@nannesoar]

that pancake thing has me speechless

[@General_Eisenhower1945]

What's that old willys CJ3B doing behind you at 5:17

[@Nik.No.K]

When you said at the beginning that you have a bunch of pancake batter I was wondering what the plan was supposed to be for that🤣

[@therealog9430]

What are you smoking today to have the giggles like that? Lol

[@patrickr2686]

But would it cut tungsten??

[@DavidMcCurley]

That is terrifying. Especially the frozen turkey. But also impressively cool.

[@Immortal_BP]

not sure what they expected putting a metal pole in the middle of the pancakes lmao

[@Kellanium]

ideas for the next guillotine vids: -stack of car tires -stack of CDs -stack of vinyl records (the crap ones at goodwill that nobody wants) -lego structure -lithium batteries -smartphones -stack of (full) soda cans -pizza (frozen or cooked) -baby car seat -skeleton in balistics gel

[@Kellanium]

Oh, and of course, an old waterjet

[@challengegravity]

If the V of your blade was inverted (to make an |/\| shape) it couldn't be deflected nearly as easily (it would align as it drops) and whatever it sliced would be drawn to the center, rather than away

[@lemonadegaming8865]

I love how he relabeled a cow bone as a beef bone, even though cow bone is more correct

[@mattsbicyclerepair1413]

Pancakes, you guys are maniacs 😆😆

[@noahlavin2672]

This dude is a comedian

[@TinkersKustomPaintball]

Did Dan just say a dirty word? An angel somewhere just got it's wings

[@pup9216]

you made me 80% more hungrier with that pancake thing

[@quillclock]

cutting poultry in half like that is called spatchcocking

[@christianoswalt6743]

OSHA has entered the chat

[@USMChwm]

Do cans of butane instead of lighters!!!!

[@AusyG]

Dont most lighters contain butane?

[@USMChwm]

@@AusyG yes, but refill canisters contain much more of it! Bigger fireballs!

[@virtualtools_3021]

Butane is a bastard gas

[@tint1122]

sounds cool as it comes down. imagine thats the last sound you hear!

[@him110222]

When all this covid stuff is over I think it would be awesome for you guys to do a video with gavin and Dan at the slow mo guys

[@nathanbowerman8710]

We have many things to cut, including a Mitchel! 😂

[@lenardstarks5891]

Is he just an elf from the divinity series with this ability to read memory from bone

[@gernhartreinholzen3992]

Starving kids in Africa: lol he make pankake go brr.

[@Screeech9]

Safe to say, they have a rat infestation now.

[@justicewarrior9187]

Wasting food is unforgivable

[@bluepantherofdeath]

Slow mo guys meetup is needed

[@TruMaverick]

Me an Enthusiast: Now chop those yellow propane tanks

[@squarebodycasewademckenney6190]

Some insane accident happens to the one guy and replys with "I'm making pancakes"

[@princenameless]

Such a waste of food. My fridge& cupboards are empty and so this video actually made me cry.

[@dogbone4665]

Use it on a rich dude and recreate the french revolution

[@eagleyes121290]

You can revolutionize the death row thing...six guys at a time. Save some taxpayers dollars

[@maximumbuilds8080]

Preparing for the revolution

[@LordSmyrnian]

Now that's dedication...I woulda just bought the frozen pancakes you can get in the big bags