Wavy News 12/15/2019 (19-016)

Now that the big work thing is over, I can do these again. Naturally, all that seemed to be happening on Sunday the 15th was protests and death. Throw dollars at my face here:
/ noisepuppet
Joker image courtesy of someone named ColonelPokemonMaster on imgur.

[@tommyjenkins6615]

“Police and navy divers have failed to find a sea off New Zealand” is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@dukeradwardthe5th843]

and the fish had to be flown in sells it perfectly

[@Ilovewashers]

They must be mistakening it as the letter "C".

[@beckybecky125]

Despite the risk of another fish murder.

[@richardgadberry8398]

Fake news.

[@Mattteus]

Richard Gadberry ...swoows

[@confuseatronica]

mock activists, or "mocktivists" staged a mock hanging, or "monging"....

[@129140163]

confuseatronica He’s been taking lesson from DaThings with those portmanteaux! 😆

[@keyboard_toucher]

...airing their frustration--or airstrating--at world leaders--or weeders--to lead worlds.

[@fredoriagaming4466]

LOL

[@subzerobadass]

1:25 Angriest sus ever

[@JontyMaster]

*SUNDAY*

[@coconutnghtmr9931]

@@JontyMaster ... and Saturday

[@KingLich451]

SAS

[@kenetickups6146]

@@coconutnghtmr9931 BE THERE BE RARE

[@Tirgo69]

I've always loved the sound of "I'm da Jokaahh..."

[@plushifoxed]

"the issue is the tissue" *THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE*

[@RIPCompanionCube]

you're sOs

[@JensenStiles]

You are grounded for... 'til... coc.

[@vexelharmonia791]

Ahhh, HotelWeegee. Miss that bastard.

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@JensenStiles FOR TIL COC

[@brightorangepants]

Goddammit you beat me to it

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

You know your Navy sucks if they can't find the sea when they're *in a boat.*

[@Wavemaninawe]

Perhaps they were stuck in a lake?

[@FartOfAsspiration]

It's a good place IF YOU WANT TO DROWN

[@DeejvilleTV]

Especially if they have to fly in fish.

[@eviljoel]

We need more vigilant, hard-hitting journalists like Bento Box.

[@brightorangepants]

Police ate udon after the rally

[@mashimero]

@@brightorangepants ...prompting security forces to fire ass gas.

[@thecianinator]

Bento Box is certainly no Tommy McMommy

[@Atomic_Acorn969]

"...airing their frustrations at the failure of world leaders to lead worlds."

[@WivAnques]

A sign of the times..

[@JensenStiles]

This truly is accurate news.

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

If you have 30 people walking in 30 directions with 30 leads, the dog is not going to survive.

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

What was a simple joke has only become more relevant in a matter of weeks...

[@yessumyecrad]

Your videos have been a much needed light in a very dark place I'm in lately. I haven't been able to feel much of anything good recently. However, I've had sort of an adventure discovering the world of YTPs by happening upon your videos/channel. I've laughed harder than I have in a very long time watching your stuff. Your interpretation of the source material speaks to my own experience of the world and gives me a sense that there is a sort of community of people sharing my odd outlook. It's the closest I've felt to positivity in a long time! Thanks a bunch..both to you and to commenters who have made me laugh as well!

[@Nikolapoleon]

We need Wavy News. Now more than ever.

[@Bombtrack411]

1:25 that SOS made me lol

[@KingLich451]

sAAs

[@BungSmuggler]

Wavy News, always the highlight of my day. I listened to that scream at 1:26 probably 10 times. So funny!

[@reversepoop6599]

SAS!!!!

[@Dilcoe2008]

I personally think she was just namedropping Victor Zsasz :D

[@JontyMaster]

*ZAZU*

[@magnified111]

It’s all guffaw-inducing, but you really hit gold for me at :40.....”This is Wavy News..........(long pause)...........SwewS.” I’m so glad you noticed the opportunity for that classic gaffe and took it. Got me chokin on my own sputum.

[@smacktard7440]

Sweewwwweeeesssssss moctifist and their mock hanging spewing chili shit.

[@magnified111]

Smack Tard It is that tender lovin’ a man needs on a Sunday morning’. And you KNOW the kinda lovin’ I’m talkin about......gettin’ yer tonsils tickled by a trucker’s DEEEICK

[@smacktard7440]

@@magnified111 Yeah Pickle park cowboys!

[@DaMainman2]

1:18 to 1:22 is pure poetry.

[@sunsetappleton6080]

we need the return of wavy news more than ever in these trying times

[@Mr.SpaceBurger]

."..failure of world leaders to lead worlds..."

[@EnderBlitz]

"The dead have risen in New Zealand on Sunday" bro that's just Jesus vibing, don't @ him

[@jesuschrist8998]

Having the joker on is cool n all but I miss Tommy McMommy :(

[@shipped_my_pants_3000]

Oh where oh where has my noisepuppet gone...

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

Thank you Joker, for reminding us that we live in a society through the power of Wavy News.

[@JensenStiles]

We do, in fact, live in a society

[@stolendrones]

SwewS.

[@ironyuppie2089]

Tommy McMommy, Tommy McNews, Royal Doyle, Sos McGush, and Bento Box just might be the best news team in journalism today.

[@Gl1tch_Gremlin617]

Iron Yuppie don’t forget sossy McGossy

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@Gl1tch_Gremlin617 and Eamer McMeme

[@CaptainBlackBread]

"The issue is the tissue" I hope you don't mind but I'm gonna borrow that.

[@Laxhoop]

Multibon Media It came from an old iCarly YTP, “Spencer launches a bagel up Griffins rectum”, I think.

[@noisepuppet]

Spencer Whiteway I didn't even know that. I just rhyme things.

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@Laxhoop Ah yes, that iCarly poop that also spawned "for til Cac"

[@jesuschrist8998]

FOR TIL COC AAAAAAAAAAA

[@oh-not-the-bees7872]

Holy fuck are you 13

[@bradleystevens4618]

Was just thinking about how we could use some Wavy News in these wavy times. But I'd also be happy knowing the legend himself Noisepuppet is doing well and healthy and has plenty of crystal poopsi. Pls give Tommy McNews my best

[@noisepuppet]

Thanks! I'm doing ok and you'll definitely see some sort of output from me again soon. Sorry I've been away so long. I hope you're staying safe from the bug and all is well.

[@westdakotaofficial7940]

noisepuppet 4 months later.......

[@TheVoojooze]

We need Navy Wews now more than ever.

[@westdakotaofficial7940]

Noisepuppet where are you man? We really miss you. Your YTPs are just what we need to keep us from going insane during quarantine.

[@noisepuppet]

Thanks, I'll be back, it's just that I've gone a little insane in quarantine

[@IMelkor42]

@@noisepuppet Insane is what we come here for! All the best, hope you feel better.

[@nitroedits2834]

This IS WAVY NEWS AND I'M THE JOKER i am so hurt but this made me smile so thank you

[@DavidB-rx3km]

1:26 “SASS!!!”

[@DarthClam]

0:26 icarly ytp reference, fire

[@WivAnques]

Noisepuppet, this would be the perfect time to bring back your YTP brilliance to the masses and Wavy News,.. just sayin' ; )

[@129140163]

0:21 Mexico dumped horse manure on the US Congress! 😂 Good! Congress deserves it!

[@RatPfink66]

It's because US Trade Representative Robert Leitheiser is a regrettable douchebag.

[@americo_san]

1:10 and I'm spewing out Chilli Sh*t LMAO

[@C.I...]

*spewing

[@Ratmus1]

The issue is the Tissue

[@_ArmIa]

THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@_ArmIa You're sOS

[@wilberforce95]

0:48 is amazing.

[@UlverEos]

the issue is the tissue!

[@woolfy02]

he is a regrettable douche bag

[@tgordon681]

I'm here to talk to you about the tissue.

[@ArcturusOTE]

THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE!

[@Auride]

Hope you're okay dude. Love your work.

[@noisepuppet]

Auride thanks, it's been a struggle lately, but I'll be back. Didn't plan this absence. I appreciate everyone's comments so much.

[@FooPanda]

@@noisepuppet Gald you're alright man.

[@FlameAdder]

That sounds like something the Wall Street Journal would do

[@EthanFilms]

THIS ISSUE IS THE TISSUE

[@LvlGenesis]

The world needs Noisepuppet now more than ever.

[@MillionBlue]

Dude I miss these so much. Please come back with the Wavy News.

[@richardgadberry8398]

0:02 "This is WAVY News. I'm the Joker."

[@ManiacalForeigner]

And just like that, he's gone again...

[@stevengluf8595]

Dear Mr. Puppet, been watching your poops since the horrible 1800s and would love to see some more wavy news, since the real news sucks. We need more SuS TooT in the world.

[@micarguy8239]

Noisepuppet: PLEASE GIVE US MORE WAVY NEWS!! This is brilliant.

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

And so...the fabled noisepuppet has gone back into hibernation.

[@loudkid3288]

Noisepuppet! Come back! We need you!

[@violetcaster4644]

Hey, you alright? We haven't heard from you in a while...

[@noisepuppet]

Violet Caster I'm ok, thanks for asking. Struggling with a bunch of business I gotta do, including moving, and of course the state of the world is wearing me down. I want to get back to making twisted videos and will definitely do when I get moved. Hope everything's ok with you, and anyone who's following as well.

[@violetcaster4644]

Aw, and to you too! 😊

[@fredoriagaming4466]

@@noisepuppet Are you currently working on any projects?

[@noisepuppet]

FredoriaGaming I'm finishing some classes and moving to another state, but once that's done I'll be back into it. The chance to move came up unexpectedly.

[@JontyMaster]

@@noisepuppet That's cool!

[@cullenmayes3370]

I like to pretend I've just woken up from a 10-year coma and these are the first news reports I'm hearing

[@presidentsquidward3970]

Been on a binge of your YTPs past few days. I look forward to the return of your hiatus. Happy to be a fan of your work for 6 years now.

[@arahamahara7367]

I didn't realize how long ago this was noise puppet are you okay

[@noisepuppet]

Yep, had some tough times but just incredibly busy rn. Will be back soon. Thanks for asking.

[@arahamahara7367]

No thank you for making me laugh everyday I'm very glad that you're all right

[@coten]

@@noisepuppet glad to hear, i wish you well during the current global mess

[@RIPCompanionCube]

@@noisepuppet please add more patreon tiers, i wanna donate $30 to get a shirt or a 2 liter of Crystal Catpiss.

[@heathernikki5734]

@@noisepuppet WE NEED YOU DURING THIS APOCALYPSE

[@tomahzo]

1:04 : The failure of world leaders to lead worlds is MY top grievance with world leaders TOO! :D :D

[@i8dacookies890]

I love Joe-kah.

[@codyholley]

Yes we need more of these

[@bobsbrain397]

These are always impressive, please keep this series going!

[@PauloHernandezXD]

3 years since Wavy News…. ….swews……lol :3

[@velocity478]

The only reliable news source

[@bored4161]

We miss you! Hope you’re well.

[@noisepuppet]

Thanks! I'm fine, knock wood, just got critically busy around the start of the year, unexpectedly. I'll be back in July.

[@codyholley]

@@noisepuppet plz come back noise we need you!

[@heathernikki5734]

WHY DID YOU ABANDON US DURING THE PANDEMIC

[@noisepuppet]

I'm sorry about that! I started back in grad school for the first time in 25 years, then unexpectedly had a chance to shop for a place to live in another state. I'm just wrapping up the move as I write this. I'm not sure how to make current events more absurd than they already are, but I'm going to try.

[@brianhebert6152]

We need WAVY News to make a comeback!

[@dreamypunx]

well... he WAS back.

[@thecianinator]

When are you going to make more Wavy News? I love it!

[@Mattteus]

We could really use some wavy news in 2020.

[@SouthwesternEagle]

Where have you been? Other news isn't wavy enough!

[@ByzantineCuban]

1:25 the most inspiring interview yet 😂😂

[@jjpopnfresh6822]

This is WAVY news Sweeews

[@everysinglenothing7319]

That Joker can sure wavy that news

[@audio_boys]

please come back wavy news

[@MrShigura]

He died

[@audio_boys]

@@MrShigura god damn rly?

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@audio_boys negative, noisepuppet is still around, just going through a phase of inactivity

[@astroluxx4351]

0:54 - 1:02 this part is reminiscent of Dathings1 with the combining of words.

[@129140163]

astroluxx Compellevision, caplicators, beereal, and lateteenth-century French Congress FTW!

[@tinystalker1821]

“The issue is the tissue.” I understood that reference Update: apparently noisepuppet didn't even mean to make that reference lol

[@ArcturusOTE]

*THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE!*

[@djk1288]

@@ArcturusOTE THAT IS THE ISSUE.

[@CantusTropus]

New WavyNews? My day is instantly better

[@deweywsu]

When will we see something new from you Noisepuppet? It's been quiet for a while. You're my favorite ytp'er by FAR.

[@noisepuppet]

Thanks much! Soon. A bunch of IRL stuff took up all my attention in the last six months.

[@Canderson_Beats]

Tommy McMommy is my favorite news anchor.

[@slipangle3027]

I miss this.

[@ridjf]

In an election cycle when the world needed the waviest news he vanished.

[@CaptainBlackBread]

I miss you.

[@noisepuppet]

Multibon Media thanks! I hadn't planned to be away from this and will be back again! Sorry to be away so long.

[@ANDR3alfaro]

And when the world needed him the most, he disappeared.

[@codyholley]

Haha avatar joke

[@HatsAlEsman]

Man this is still one of my absolute favourite examples of sentence mixing

[@Macksbet]

Your editing skills are gonna get you kidnapped by the fbi

[@OctaveDoct0r]

Noisepuppet PLEASE keep making these they are SO. GOOD.

[@TruckTheDuck]

Good to see President Dump continues to fail at dismantling noisepuppet

[@thatwhichstaresback]

We need more. I literally haven't heard any news since this was posted.

[@AnubisEyes]

I feel informed now, thank you Wavy News!

[@bw7584]

"Conkers were seen breaking glasses and had clashes with asses"

[@absupinhere]

The issue is the tissue

[@christianvelez5608]

Peter Jennings and Walter Cronkite would be tremendously proud of you

[@Laxhoop]

Joker has to walk up a long stair case to get to his news job, every day.

[@maxpitchkites]

Noisepuppet, a pooper for intellectuals.

[@necromancerxel7019]

Where have you gone Noisepuppet? I miss your poop.😢

[@noisepuppet]

Thanks! Just had a gang of stuff going on, like moving and doing some grad school, but the worst is almost over and I'll be back at it.

[@FooPanda]

@@noisepuppet Can't wait to hear about it on Wavy News!

[@noisepuppet]

JT Protoke after the move, I'll be doing source material from Arkansas instead of Texas, probably.

[@FooPanda]

@@noisepuppet Cheers!

[@brianmattei7134]

noisepuppet getting out of Texas? 100% more important!

[@moelester9902]

Come back please!!!

[@Zombiecrusadeofdarkness678]

Never stop making those lol these are too funny

[@heathernikki5734]

Xoxo you are missed

[@piggosalternateaccount4917]

God tier

[@RatPfink66]

Delegates at a UN climate summit in Madrid bent over Saturday, spewing out chili shit. "Oh? Uhhh. Oh?"

[@JamieLucaFan01]

1:26 WAZAZU!

[@tomahzo]

Couldn't have said it better myself ;)

[@MrShigura]

I have just two words for sir noise of the puppet assuming he survived the holidays... Carl Baugh. Have fun. :)

[@ACBlackJ0ck]

SwewS

[@parasatc8183]

And the Wall Street Journal flashed white power hand signs at Donald Trumpadump The newspaper flashed the hand signs Donald Trump flashed the hand signs The army flashed the hand signs The navy flashed the hand signs

[@richardgadberry8398]

1 person did not flash the handsigns.

[@gangmaki]

hope all is well my friend, america in in a bad state as of now

[@BossDrSample]

The beginning could have been turned into the melody of giant steps so easily

[@Quants0]

Bento box has more.

[@Mr.SpaceBurger]

Bring it back?