I love how Max will bring in these VAs and then use the takes where they completely lost composure.
@ectothermic11 күн бұрын
Content!
@KitsuneGB-hc9zb11 күн бұрын
You have no idea how batshit unhinged your script must be to make *GIANNI MATRAGRANO* lose his composure.
@ericbright17427 күн бұрын
@@KitsuneGB-hc9zb Machine... The developers put out a patch. _I'm in your prostate, now!_
@kin43864 күн бұрын
That's just because knowing they couldn't read some lines without laughing makes it funnier.
@tehrickles144711 күн бұрын
The fact it's got you questioning reality means the video has done its job properly.
@oOSonicexeOo11 күн бұрын
I forgot she reacted to part 1 because of how long it’s been.😂
@jdogzerosilverblade29911 күн бұрын
think thats my only problem with her content. she starts a series or something and spaces it out so far it feels like it is a video per month. its shorter but ti doesn't feel shorter.
@thisissoooonotnew4 күн бұрын
DUDE YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW LONG I WAITED FOR AND YEARN 😭
@Varimathas11 күн бұрын
I can't speak for everyone, but I like your reactions to Max0r's videos. I especially like the fact that you try not to miss "hidden" easter eggs in the form of text or memes shown as quickly as possible.
@__TK___11 күн бұрын
35:27 for anyone who is interested, the whole song is called Collective Christmas x AIWFCIY (key corrected)
@johnj.spurgin703711 күн бұрын
And it has immunized me to AIWFCIY brainrot.
@vermilionrubin6 күн бұрын
also 20:20 and 30:20 is from Honkai Impact 3rd, character tariler 'Rosemary's Nocturne'
@benjaminhewitt237611 күн бұрын
The armor is coming out of his skin, he injected himself with a bunch of nano machines that form the armor from inside his body
@johnj.spurgin703711 күн бұрын
Replaced his heart with a cybernetic one that pumps nanomachines through him, and those nanomachines reactively get really hard.
@jakeking9748 күн бұрын
"you could get more gains" He literally cannot. That's THE STRONGEST Brazilian male. He can DOUBLE JUMP, that's how jacked his legs are. And aside from his arm, he's 100% human, not a cyborg like the rest. Almost forgot to mention, Sam is THE ONLY ENEMY IN THE GAME who has an attack that has no indicator to parry. And it involves kicking you as hard as he can.
@benjaminhewitt237611 күн бұрын
That’s just his normal sword, he can attach it to his feet for some reason, but the handle is because it’s the same sword he uses with his hands
@benjaminhewitt237611 күн бұрын
Raiden has synthetic blood that has to be changed every so many miles so… it’s technically blood but it does function like oil
@Fraxxxi8 күн бұрын
I believe the exact scientific name for the chemical that fill his circulatory system is "story convenience juice" which is a product of the role-of-cool-ology department.
@RobBoss111 күн бұрын
OOOOOHHHH! Chelzor doing a Max0r video with a heart rate monitor sounds great! Hope we can get that next time! And there will always be a next time. That summery at the end was perfect! You completely understand Revengence. And yes! VERY YES! I do enjoy watching you struggle with Max0r!
@johnj.spurgin703711 күн бұрын
I love that japanese floor. Welcome to the village hidden in the dakka, specializing in gun-fu, where every genin has a glock and every third chunin has an RPG.
@rokkraljkolesa931711 күн бұрын
gun-fu is chinese what you're thinking of is gunkata
@johnj.spurgin703710 күн бұрын
@@rokkraljkolesa9317 ah right, I'd forgotten the nuance there.
@Azzaciel11 күн бұрын
watching people be overwhelmed is part of the fun.
@lostsoul73458 күн бұрын
22:50 Sam has minimal cybernetics. He has the CNT muscles and his arm and thats it. he doesn't have full body conversion like Raiden and the other Bosses and enemies.
@Quenthalien6 күн бұрын
For the record, I do in fact enjoy watching your spiraling mental state during the video. Thank you for the suffering you take on for our entertainment.
@jakeking9748 күн бұрын
BTW, if you ever want to experience true levels of Max0r insanity, check out his ongoing coverage of Ultrakill. THAT is a game specifically designed to be overstimulating, so when Max covers it, even MY brain recoils in terror trying to comprehend these man-made horrors
@KitsuneGB-hc9zb7 күн бұрын
Don’t watch the Cruelty Squad video then, that’s somehow EVEN WORSE.
@tyforestreacts11 күн бұрын
WELL, IF IT ISN’T SAUCY CHEL.
@johnj.spurgin703711 күн бұрын
Bro are you high?
@tyforestreacts11 күн бұрын
@@johnj.spurgin7037 LET ME CHECK.
@tyforestreacts11 күн бұрын
@@johnj.spurgin7037 yes.
@tyforestreacts11 күн бұрын
@@johnj.spurgin7037 HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT.
@KitsuneGB-hc9zb11 күн бұрын
@@tyforestreactsAnd there’s nothing more American thAn- [has another mental breakdown]
@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses10 күн бұрын
I love how there's only one person in chat who actually played the game, yet five people just acting like they know what's going on.
@BattleSpew8 күн бұрын
Raiden doesn't have a sword coming out of his foot. He has cybernetic high heels that can grippy his sword. Yeah, it's as creepy freaky as it sounds.
@sorakasturi304711 күн бұрын
9:30 Yeah, but it's a freight elevator that starts on the 50th floor of an office building after running through a floor that was an entire japanese villa contained inside the office building
@BucketOfFail11 күн бұрын
He said "more confused than an American at a salad bar" like America didn't invent the all you can eat salad bar.
@KaNoMikoProductions8 күн бұрын
Games (that aren't Metroidvania) only ever force you to go backwards through the same level because they ran out of time. The devs didn't get lazy.
@ShiningDarknes2 күн бұрын
Ran out of time and lazy are just matters of perspective really.
@KaNoMikoProductions2 күн бұрын
@ShiningDarknes What a moronic thing to say. The ones holding the purse strings are the ones who decide the time allotment. The developers can wish to continue working all they want, but they need the funding. And even if they somehow manage to scrunge additional funding from outside sources, they still might not be able to do anything because they don't own the project.
@ShiningDarknes2 күн бұрын
@@KaNoMikoProductions Wow so you are just an asshole to strangers for no reason. GFY
@jakeking9748 күн бұрын
The "playtime is over" line has to do with the fact Sam is canonically doing this because he's fucking bored. Just like when he kicked Raiden's ass on the train, he's out here in the middle of nowhere trying to kill Raiden because sword fighting is his fucking OBSESSION and that's it. None of the politics, none of the "morality of conflict", he just wants to kick Raiden's ass or get his ass kicked. For fun.
@azurebalmung45208 күн бұрын
You CAN pause Max0r vids to catch the text, but your eyes WILL swivel backwards into your head in protest by the end of it
@jakeking9748 күн бұрын
He wasn't lying, other than a portion of his facial muscles and the muscles that make up his organs, Raiden has no muscles to work out.
@Yaniko__8 күн бұрын
Again, not sure how Chelzor does it but she makes me feel 30 years younger than I am...
@absolutexero93857 күн бұрын
I'll say this once on Twitch and I'll say again here, I love watching people reacting to Max0r's content NOT people's suffering.
@maple_leaf_soup11 күн бұрын
I like your max0r reactions! It’s fun that you try to pick out the different memes and such.
@lukescrew19818 күн бұрын
Imagine not being able to keep up with Maxor's editing
@dontassociate11 күн бұрын
Hes fully min maxing adhd and the power of the human eye to recognize flashing images
@stephensmithvids11 күн бұрын
We're definitely not leaving Outer Heaven with this one
@jakeking9748 күн бұрын
My fuzzy little child is currently being a bastard by refusing to come inside for the last SIX HOURS
@ShahroozSmith9 күн бұрын
If you're still confused here's the context: In the actual game, the buff politician man (Armstrong) is using a group called World Martial to start a war in Pakistan with an army of robots powered by the brains of orphans from 3rd world countries. On top of that, he also uses social media to release a fake story about how a military based full of soldiers was destroyed even though Raiden prevents it. The reason he's doing all this is so he could become the next president of the U.S. and rebuild/reform the nation to one built on strength through a war economy similar to what happened in Metal Gear Solid 4 with what the Patriots tried to do. To quote Raiden to what he said to Armstrong. "I was wrong, you're not greedy... YOU'RE BAT-SH*T INSANE!!!" (Edit: As for where he gets the armor from his skin... Two words. "NANOMACHINES SON!" Basically, the guy has been cybernetic-ally enhanced with nanomachines that harden in response to physical trauma.)
@lucascoval8283 күн бұрын
Wow. Sounds better than the muh racism edit.
@ShahroozSmith3 күн бұрын
@@lucascoval828 Yeah, it's also explains why Sundowner (the bald buff Bezos guy) says "Like the Good Ol' Days after 9/11" Because every boss Raiden has fought (except for Jetstream Sam) wants the world to go back to war. Mistral wants it because it makes her feel alive (E-girl), Monsoon wants it because it's in human nature (Memes), Sundowner wants it just for fun (in touch with his inner child), and Armstrong is doing all of this so he could change U.S. for the better.
@AtomicSharkCola0111 күн бұрын
I think Ssethtzeentach probably be your speed, it's as funny as Max0r, but slowed enough to understand
@kuro_emiya11 күн бұрын
1000% agree with the sseth recommendation, easily one of the best channels on KZbin.
@OzixiThrill8 күн бұрын
Easily my favourite BotN speedrunner.
@duderuler11 күн бұрын
I love how it's all so dense chelz has to double the video length trying to comprehend and read everything
@ectothermic11 күн бұрын
"Kept you waiting, huh?" -- Solid Chelz, probably. Edit: Also this game was part a trend going on at the time where big flashy hack and slash games like this in the 2010s were basically left unfinished. DMC4 was a big one and you had to replay the backwards in the second half and fight all the bosses 3 times. Revengeance restarted production twice due to Kojima asking for a completely different game each time. I don't know why that was so prevalent but it happened to a lot of games.
@Force2reckonVods11 күн бұрын
The best part about Maxor reactions is when the watcher pauses to go "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING" and that's not a joke xD
@lucasm.38648 күн бұрын
“Rocket wielding ninjas” Funnily enough, some ninjas *did* actually use rockets.
@KitsuneGB-hc9zb7 күн бұрын
Source? -And don’t say “I made it the fuck up” I’m genuinely curious-
@lucasm.38647 күн бұрын
@ They are called odzutsu/odutsu, which ranged from regular handguns to full-on cannons.
@CodexisInkwind11 күн бұрын
I love watching Chelzor react to these. Half the fun is watching people's brains melt from trying to keep up
@jakeking9748 күн бұрын
I gotta say, I am actually finding a sick level of enjoyment from watching you get mentally flashbanged by Max's editing. I've seen every video by him, most of them like a dozen times, so I KNOW what's coming and it flows through me like Adderall flows through Max's bloodstream, but for some reason your moments of overstimulated delirium are hilarious to watch in real time Maybe I was like that once, but, surprise surprise, I don't have a very good memory
@SupremeDalek22511 күн бұрын
Why Chelzor should play this game: > It's just as ridiculous as it sounds plot wise but it's 70% more understandable in-game > Parrying is really good but there's also a kinda "soft-parry" if you hit it within the ballpark anyway that blocks attacks but doesn't do certain things (I don't remember specifically what) > There's lots of healing and healing can be set to auto-use when you're gonna die > Normal is tough at times if you haven't gotten used to it yet but easy should be fine > The music is so good
@felixthescholarlytitan44378 күн бұрын
Funny thing, Ninjas were actually known to make use of explosives. So if you have one a Rocket Launcher, you better believe they’d make use of it.
@ChazOfHonor11 күн бұрын
We enjoy these videos in a few very different ways. 1) If WE (you and viewer) know the topic of the Maxor video, then we laugh at how oversimplified it is. 2) If WE don't know the topic of the Maxor video, then we laugh at your commentary because it'll be super relatable overload. 3) If the viewer knows the topic but you don't, then we get to see how someone unaware of the topic reacts to our garbage. Another great example of ALL of these viewpoints was watching that Mugiwara Kingdom Hearts video XD
@idanchen49349 күн бұрын
48:46 - Yes
@daysand1237 күн бұрын
So the blood is more than likely white in the japanese version because in MGS4 cyborgs like Raiden had white blood as their fuel source like the milk blood in the androids from the Alien franchise. They probably changed it to red in Rising for America because of all the jokes that were made in regards to MGS4 despite the context and most people unfamiliar with Metal Gear just playing this game would be absolutely perplexed why Cyborgs run on congealed almond milk.
@captainblackhook988811 күн бұрын
Brave of you to assume a break between Max0r videos would help you :D You should react to all Revengeance cutscenes
@mistman_1618 күн бұрын
15:34-15:50 I'm fluent in Max0rese. He's making a comparison, saying that killing Sundowner, without destroying his shields, is as fun as the Big Bang Theory is funny. In other words, it's not very fun.
@michaelmcdoesntexist835011 күн бұрын
BOOTS WITH THE FUR
@zombiepenguin71349 күн бұрын
Max0r's Cruel. Squad vid is gonna turn Chel's brain into pudding
@ThorenHeartYT11 күн бұрын
Was literally watching your reaction to part one yesterday 😂😂😂
@Enviode3 күн бұрын
17:05 he just sorta shoves his sword in the gap between his heel
@RyzzS89118 күн бұрын
i love this, regardless of how lost chelz gets
@crypticDJ8 күн бұрын
Hes holding the sword with his foot.
@crowofjudgment25558 күн бұрын
If she ever watches Maxor's videos on Ultrakill, she'll just drop dead on the spot
@-weaponized649310 күн бұрын
The best giant robot crab is Quadraxis from metroid prime 2. Not because its effective, cool looking, or even crablike but because its name is awesome.
@ShiningDarknes2 күн бұрын
Max0r videos can best be described as "Weaponized Brainrot."
@jakeking9748 күн бұрын
"I guess he's dead" Did... Did you forget the part where Raiden killed him?
@chelzorthedestroyer8 күн бұрын
I forget lots fo things
@lucascoval8283 күн бұрын
Furries tend to get amnesia.
@dingbat55589 күн бұрын
Watching her last braincell trying to survive XD
@ivangood712110 күн бұрын
always nice to see more max0r. Try his "cruelty squad is a normal game" next time
@G128_cz11 күн бұрын
Chelzor It's time to get that Brain X-S update girl, Y'know so You can keep up with something as standart like Max0r video
@johnj.spurgin703711 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's just ADHD.
@G128_cz11 күн бұрын
@@johnj.spurgin7037 bro.. don't expose my secrets
@felixthescholarlytitan44378 күн бұрын
Chelzor, Max0r video reactions are not suggested because we want you to stop and react to every little thing like in some other videos. We suggest them because we enjoy watching people get mindblown by Max0r editing. All of us went through it and we love seeing others experience it for their first time(s). The fact that you can’t keep up and feel like your brain is melting is part of the experience and part of why the community loves having people react to Max0r videos.
@pickaxattacks18798 күн бұрын
maxor sustains himself off of the braincells lost from those who watch his videos
@cripplinganimedepression99026 күн бұрын
Your model is very expressive, I like it very much!
@chelzorthedestroyer5 күн бұрын
Thank you, I love it too.
@zwanlo5101Күн бұрын
if you think this is weird.... ma'am you haven't seen lord max0r's ultrakill xD
@KyleSage3511 күн бұрын
If you can handle a maxor vid then you can handle any game he's covered easier.
@ak_nora7 күн бұрын
Bless the poor souls trying out Cruelty Squad because that's the one game that makes Max0r's editing look tame
@anthonyervin9511 күн бұрын
Maxor reactions are always great to watch.
@52leveler8 күн бұрын
seeing you tryign to handle a maxor video is adorable, yes this is the appropiate reaction
@travisflor23599 күн бұрын
11:46 There is in fact an easy mode if needed
@shardinhand124311 күн бұрын
like any platnium game before or after, vanquish, bayonetta, metal gear revengance is a hell of a ride, its batshit insanity, its so... sooo polished, and the combat is ALWAYS a gerentied top tear rush.
@wesrrowlands830911 күн бұрын
Heck even the Mario Bros had to deal with crabs in the original game on the Atari before they were in the mushroom kingdom. The more I think about it there really is a lot of crabs in games even just as background characters or food.
@Bigdude044411 күн бұрын
7:46 That's probably why you're in pain watching. You gotta have a defective brain or turn it off. No real in-between with* Max0r for most people. I find these relaxing so that should tell you where I am.
@Bigdude044411 күн бұрын
24:42 I have somehow never had an edible and a Max0r video line up. I planned to eat one Saturday anyways so if I remember I'll watch his Cruelty Squad or Ultrakill video(s) and report back. I do recommend both of those to you as well. It's more refined chaos in my opinion. Much easier to follow and better quality.
@Bigdude044411 күн бұрын
Play it on easy if you ever get the chance. It's so fun and the music is great.
@Bigdude04449 күн бұрын
It was fine. Weirdly more relaxing than expected. I fell asleep late at night watching the Cruelty Squad video.
@Sketch-An111 күн бұрын
I have waited a long time for this
@chriskoloski328 күн бұрын
So raiden only has one sword. And for some reason decided tbat his mechanical robot legs with high heels should be able to grab his sword and swing it via kick8ng
@BASEDsoda10 күн бұрын
i wonder how different it is when it's slowed down (cuz there's a playback speed control in the settings), can maxor's videos be more easily understood when they're at half or quarter-speed? has anyone bothered trying? it's sad to see chelzor is having a hard time with the speed at which the information is arriving :( i hope she's okay
@TheAstralFencer7 күн бұрын
37:59 Yes, that is indeed the joke.
@zaoda13577 күн бұрын
Max0r ! Max0r!! Max0r!!!!
@Niapt8 күн бұрын
21:40 damn girl, you stay hating. 😂
@dr.bright627211 күн бұрын
You don't seem very excited in the beginning
@johnj.spurgin703711 күн бұрын
Poor Chel is NOT wired for Maximum maxor. It's audiovisual assault.
@YukoValis8 күн бұрын
My favorite max0r is the Ace Combat and Project Wingman videos. My least favorite is Cruelty Squad because it isn't the best representation of that amazing gem of a game. To be fair though all of his videos are mental.
@greencomet20118 күн бұрын
It's funny, even though the editing makes the video crazy fast and sometimes hard to follow if you played most of the Metal Gear games you understand a lot of what's being said even when 90% of it is just jokes.
@SchifferThe2nd7 күн бұрын
You need to turn on autopilot for your brain before watching Maxor's videos.
@sneakyorsomething12965 күн бұрын
Watch his ultrakill videos next. You definitely won’t die from an aneurysm
@sampy100411 күн бұрын
I like to watch your reactions because you react the same way people in my life would if I showed them Max0r and now I don’t feel the need to inflict this on them. So… thanks?
@kostenpsycho24228 күн бұрын
"Make America Great Again" (c) Senator Armstrong MGR predicted the future)))
@KitsuneGB-hc9zb7 күн бұрын
Nah Reagan used it as a slogan in the 80s
@kostenpsycho24227 күн бұрын
@@KitsuneGB-hc9zb as you say so. i'm not american, i donno your history
@lucascoval8283 күн бұрын
@@KitsuneGB-hc9zb Exactly.
@snakefabel5 күн бұрын
there is indeed an easy mode in revengeance.
@snakefabel5 күн бұрын
17:16 also that is his actual sword that he is literally holding with his foot because his cyborg feet are weirdly flexible and he can do that.
@thekamotodragon6 күн бұрын
If you aren't personally a fan of his vids, you don't have to watch or react to them lol. It's your channel and entirely up to you. NBD.
@Psycho_Panda9710 күн бұрын
I dont know if I'm particularly resistant to psychic damage or Chelzor is just very vulnerable to it...
@chelzorthedestroyer10 күн бұрын
I'm very vulnerable, but your name is Psycho Panda, which makes me think you might also be resistant.
@SekainoowarideКүн бұрын
Ah yes, Part 2 of my adrorable old vtuber lady watches Zoomer Humor 9,000 ❤
@chelzorthedestroyer21 сағат бұрын
Ah yes, break my brain T_T
@shardinhand124311 күн бұрын
nanny machines son!
@SoulWhiteAngel8 күн бұрын
The blood thing is cause if it was red for chinese games they become R rated.
@Thickmcrunfast29410 күн бұрын
Any one tell her that Sundowner the bald boss is from Alabama if I recall
@DracoPyre11d711 күн бұрын
I will say this: just relaaaax, stop taking everything so serious, its just jokes and some rambling. This is like getting stressed out over a music video, its just not that deep. That said, thanks for the react.
@SekainoowarideКүн бұрын
Yes
@NOTE_EE8 күн бұрын
Don't try to understand maxor videos just enjoy them as best as you can lol
@SIR.scufington11 күн бұрын
If you ever come back to the maxor rabbit hole, the resident evil 4 the is a lot slower and easier to digest.
@johnj.spurgin703711 күн бұрын
Yeah, he toned it down somewhat, if it's better or worse for it is a matter of opinion. Honestly, I think it's scary that I understand maxor vids and don't get overwhelmed by them.
@Ruka_Urushibara11 күн бұрын
I'm pretty certain she reacted to the Resident Evil 4 one already.