We Built a REAL Guillotine!

[@KZ-hu9uj]

Jake: *shows machinist video of them beheading a mannequin* Machinist: *nervous laughter*

[@zorro1319]

Compliance is nonnegotiable.

[@thesilverduke]

Mannequin: Sorry what?

[@KerWallis]

"Dad, I need money!" "Why, son?" "To buy beer." "Well, son, you should build a guillotine then!" "What...?"

[@yowza234]

Thanks, Brett *son*

[@daniellesene7574]

As a fluent French speaker Henry really made me laugh he straight just roasted the after his blessing 😂

[@kyousey]

I need a translation!

[@MrPhilippecool]

​@@kyousey ''So you can cut well, Amongst your people ( the French ) and theirs, ( the Americans ) Amen'' ''it's really stupid to have done this. I don't know why they made this. It costs money too, its expensive! Its expensive.''

[@Dodger24]

@@MrPhilippecool With this translation it makes it a lot funnier when Wren says "Muy bien"

[@bossmrsgamer4675]

Put sub when he speaks french its incorrect and funny

[@drgigma]

@@kyousey He said that is was stupid to build this and he doesn't understand why they did, plus it's expensive :)

[@EG-xg5pt]

This channel is really cutting edge with it's content.

[@davethewave2197]

Badumm *ttsss*

[@beautifulmeeses]

Nice. Sharp puns right there.

[@celiaccrab6952]

i hate you.

[@phantomphool]

Fuck you

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

*its

[@itzstormy9733]

This is the content I come here to see. Dangerous medieval execution devices built by computer nerds. Keep up the good work!

[@MrMmetal]

@The Chrome Knight Oh yeah, much more "ethical" is killing thousands and thousands for being antirevolutionary.

[@skagerakk009]

@@pigeon5601 The french guy you mean was called Guillotine.....

[@itzstormy9733]

Okay apparently I'm stupid for calling it medieval. They even said in the video it was French. My bad

[@seanyazzie8191]

@@pigeon5601 The Inventor's name was Dr. Guillotine, hence the name, it was intended to be a humane way of execution... more like nightmare fuel/horror movie contraption.

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Halifax Gibbet, Scottish Maiden and similar Irish execution device in 1307 predated the Guillotine.

[@salimn.1097]

5:42 "It was really, really stupid to do this, I don't know why exactly they did this. It cost money, too! Twas expensive!"

[@LTRX_]

We win.

[@MrSpannners]

I was really confused for a second, but thank you for the translation

[@ItsJust_Nick]

Thanks

[@kaey3532]

What was wren said

[@Lingon_]

nah fam: "I like to know Tommy lithium allele I mean see the motorcycle officer which is about amphasize wrong position, position" is obviously the correct translation

[@RandomCelebs]

5:41 TRANSLATION: "It's a very DUMB idea to build something like this. I don't know why they did that! Because it cost so much. It's very Expensive too!"

[@geordanlemon]

"It cost so much. It's very expensive too!" That's dark af yo

[@mrsweetkandy7673]

To be more specific: "It costs money on top of that! It's expensive, it's expensive"

[@geordanlemon]

@@mrsweetkandy7673 Ah, not so dark

[@bramdehullu8591]

Where u from

[@davideloewen]

7:45 "I need to make this thing safe before we use it"

[@ryanchong9965]

3:32 "we're gonna paint the whole guillotine white. it might change later" Foreshadowing that it's gonna get some red coating if you know what I'm saying

[@pearasolalipdreedips]

Ba-dumn *tsssss*

[@KaizDoodle]

How is that a pun🧐

[@maximumgaming390]

That's dark man, dark

[@unbeatablesean2462]

KaizDoodle its not supposed to be a pun

[@mcordonhouston]

@@unbeatablesean2462I know it’s been 4 years, but he means blood, it gets painted red when the blood gets on it, it’s a joke. 😭😭

[@MsTitou11]

5:30 *TRANSLATION* : "So you can cut well, Amongst your people ( the French ) and theirs, ( the Americans ) Amen" As for pronunciation of the word Guillotine, Nick definitely was the closest. Signed, une baguette de pain.

[@luckylucascrafts1103]

Tristan Lefort are you actually French?

[@MsTitou11]

@@luckylucascrafts1103 En chair et en os.

[@michaeladams3762]

if i'm not mistaken the last part just means "a baguette of bread" ???

[@MsTitou11]

@@michaeladams3762 Yes lol.

[@bassemb]

Et puis il a remarqué comme c'est con :D

[@TheJesterWorkshop]

I recommend putting stoppers along the track that would save the blade from damage.

[@LTRX_]

I don't think you really watched the video.

[@cheesecrackr8715]

Spencer VanWagnen the blade wounlnt be at max force when going through something tho

[@bryanwoods3373]

You need the stoppers after it goes through the cutting area. Once it's past that point, you don't care about needing cutting power. Even putting springs along the rail at the bottom to absorb the force would probably work.

[@Agnes1322]

My thoughts exactly. Sure, he rubber works as a stopping mechanism but it will dull the blade over time (and now that would be a shame)

[@muhammadkhadafijirofadhill762]

You could stop the wood that hold the knife

[@shiireo.o1719]

About the after-comment at 5:41 - "It's really really dumb, what I just did. I don't know why they built it... and it costs a lot! It's quite expensive.. it is expensive." ;-;

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

He is a non-believer

[@WaddleQwacker]

@@blarghinatelazer9394 Hence his head shall roll on the guillotine's floor

[@Baamthe25th]

Btw, guys. The translation doesn't convey everything ? Like, to start, if he wanted to say "stupid", he would have said "stupide", English borrowed that word. Instead, he used the word "con" and when we use that word, it's a very familiar way of speaking. We actually "insult" each other using it pretty damn often, actually, jokingly, tho. It's really in the tone of voice and all that the meaning is transferred.

[@gigath4nos]

Muy bien

[@gabrielfestini]

@@Baamthe25th He didn't say stupid at all. He said "it's really really (con) to have done that. The problem is "con" in french doesn't translate in anything accurate in english and french use it all the time haha. It could be something close to "godamn morronic" :) I hope this helps dude haha

[@fen4ri]

Plan: 1. Make a KZbin Channel 2. Build a Guillotine 3. ???? 4. Profit 5. Buy beer

[@s.a.o9816]

Part 3 is making videos of guillotine-ing things

[@TheScottican]

1 and 2 need to flip unless your talking about Digital and Crew channel.

[@CraigUntlNytTym]

*cider

[@piranha031091]

"Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over."

[@itzzaamia]

Part 3 is behead the ruling class

[@1JuneReed]

I'm French and I approve of this very much. Beautiful.

[@lasinhouseinthetrees1928]

Certenemnt

[@yanniskawronski2272]

I am nkt the frenchman in la vidéo, but subscribe to sa channel, Hardisk

[@Scizson]

Every time Steve reacts to random stuff like the giant slab of rubber it gives me life. Love it

[@goblinounours]

As a French, I laughed my @$$ off when Henry said in French "It's really very very dumb to have done this. I don't know why they did this. I... I... it costs money, too! It's expensive! It's expensive." And they're all like "oh, he's saying how cool this is!" "Muy buen!"

[@holygramatha4978]

7:51 “I need to make this safe” he says... ABOUT A FREAKING GUILLOTINE?!?!?!

[@carumsarene]

"Baby proofing a guillotine? So you cut your finger off, it's part of the fun."

[@ULTRA2201]

I like how the "episode music" in the description is just [add music links here]

[@Londrino]

really great sponsorship

[@commandohazelnuts]

@@Londrino and everyone watching old videos looking for music inspirations for the Corridor Application is pulling their hair out now LOL

[@NU11YouTube]

Never clicked so fast. THE GUILLOTINE IS FINALLY HERE FOLKS. Definitely worth the wait you did amazing Jake. The effort shows! :) Also if you want the blade to stop just put that $50 from adsense at the bottom. Should do the trick.

[@nickgreen7929]

Found this channel a couple months ago, when the video came out of Jake starting the build; and since then I have gone back into the archives and fallen in love with the corridor crew and all of y’alls content. You’re amazingly talented and entertaining creators-so thank you so much for sharing your knowledge and friendship with everyone. I came to the channel for the guillotine, but stayed for the amazing content!

[@beautybabe09100]

_“THAT IS THE FIRST TIME A GUILLOTINE HAS BEEN DROPPED IN AMERICA IN HUNDREDS OF YEARS.”_ I don’t know if I should be amused or concerned by the excitement in that statement.

[@legodbrez4202]

Taylor Reneé well you shouldnt be concerned unless youre a class traitor

[@dexx7967]

i was scrolling through the comments waiting for that

[@thomaswhite3059]

EXCITED

[@888fuxfate2]

FAX

[@ARandomguy4]

And it's named big chungus

[@drocktheallmightyone]

Perfect use for a stimulus check

[@mep-co]

You know this recording is old if they said Big Chungus and still see Carmichael

[@violetnhz]

Where was Big Chungus from?

[@theasiancow1860]

@@violetnhz meme

[@davidlovesfrankocean]

violetnhz a really old episode of looney tunes that randomly became a meme

[@theinappropriate1343]

mep co. Maybe car went for a visit?

[@guythewaffle4861]

R/boneappletea By Carmichael do you mean Comical

[@felnux]

5:34 KZbin translation: "I like to know Tommy lithium allele I mean see the motorcycle officer which is about emphasize wrong position position, we win" hahaha xD Beautiful!

[@CarrickLightstar]

Surely you'd want to catch it on the bit that comes out a half inch just above the blade itself? I'd guess having a slot that the blade goes through, so the impact hits that portion instead of the sharp bit. Maybe use the rubber to take some of the impact out of it, and maybe have rubber on the base as a backup to stop it if it goes wrong. I think the biggest problem you'll have is that if it lands on its point, the blade is going to want to pivot on that point once it impacts. That will be putting a lot of force out into the sides of the guillotine (instead of all of the energy going downwards) that might damage it over time. I'm not sure how strong those carriage wheels will be under that amount of force (I suspect they'll be the point of failure eventually with that current stopping mechanism and the energy going into the sides of the guillotine).

[@Nadia72639]

Literally no one: Landlord: MOTHER HUMPER! OH MY GOD!

[@AkashGulrajani]

Whenever i cut big chunks of rubber for my projects, i use a red-hot knife, 2017 KZbin style. The knife glides through it like butter.

[@TheZombersLMAO]

Jake: *cutting rubber* Also Jake: why are we still here... just to suffer

[@Emil_96]

For stopping the guillotine, I think the best idea would be to use spring based dampers catching the wooden holder for the blade

[@laster3753]

FATHER CMIKE HAS BLESSED OUR EYES YET AGAIN ! Cool Guillotine by the by.

[@gladiatormarcellus2078]

Ginotine

[@marcy.a]

Sarcastic Potatoes what?

[@Google-Account12]

Bye the bi

[@gladiatormarcellus2078]

@@marcy.a Wren: Ginotine

[@secondaryacc9468]

SilentB00M9 he left the channel

[@oldchannel6465]

“Dad what did you do in work today?” Jake : *Doesn’t hear his children over the constant scream of the mannequin’s family*

[@Viscool8332]

MKe the maniquiens family watch so that they know that they are next

[@crmndubai]

This came out the day after oversimplifieds French revolution video 🤔

[@Democracy-is-non-negotiable]

( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)right...

[@zjapp]

Indeed

[@camd0407]

Triggered.

[@hox42]

OoOoOoOOh NoOoooOoOooOOOoo

[@surgeoflife7668]

Hox Thank You😂 the face made every time that’s said in the video kills me.

[@picklejho69]

Love Jake getting nostalgic over the same table saw his Dad had. So cute

[@Alejandragollas]

*Kills someone with that guillotine 100 years later* Menacing Voice: BIG CHUNGUS

[@christianstoykov7420]

Lmao

[@SwainixFPV]

As a french guy, I found what he says in French during the blessing very funny ahah

[@chrizchezzy2521]

Care to tell us what he is saying

[@torinatorproductions3267]

No no no

[@oakbmxofficial]

What did he say then

[@iHeartUrMom2023]

ChriZ CheZZy Henry said “it’s very very stupid to have done that. I do not know why they did that... it even costs money, it’s expensive!”

[@SquareNoggin]

@@iHeartUrMom2023 I'm an anglo in Quebec, and when I hear french people (from France) call something or someone stupid they often use this word "con" - except I know it's probably not spelt like that. How is it spelt, and what does it originally mean? I presume something to do with sex eh? I think maybe Quebecois francos use this word sometimes as well, but not nearly as often as I hear European (and African too I think) frenchmen say it, and I'd like to know what it is. I will say, as an anglo with French as his second language, I gotta say I much prefer the way Quebecois francos speak the language. Frenchmen always just sound... I dunno like the stereotype - pretentious, and the hard Rs really seem to overwhelm everything, and when you try and put on a European French accent it's like you naturally start to stick your nose up a bit. Quebecois francos speak french in a way that's so much more melodic and smooth, but at the same time more down in the gutter and low class (in like a good way). The way they cuss in France is just ridiculous, but the way they cuss here in Quebec is fantastic, so much so that even anglos here in Montreal who barely speak french at all still use the Quebecois cuss words. Hell even immigrants who mostly speak foreign languages - just the other day I overheard some folks speaking Urdu to each other but with "tabarnak" mixed in there. "Ben voyons calisse, t'es un osti d'cave tabarnak!" sounds better than any of that "putain" or "con" nonsense. France french cussing and English cussing seems to be all about sexual stuff, which is kinda lame, whereas nearly all the Quebec swearing is pure catholic blasphemy (tabarnacle, christ, host, chalice) which I find really cool and unique.

[@xbxy8331]

Viewers: "what did it cost" Corridor guys: "50 bucks a month"

[@CJ-M43]

"I need to make this thing *safe* before we use it." Yeeeah...

[@PatriotGabe]

The French national anthem when the correct pronunciation is revealed was perfect lol. Consider me a new subscriber to the guillotine channel haha

[@F1Maize]

You know the company is legit when firms lawyer builds Guillotine!

[@MrSpannners]

That's how I measure the success of a business

[@seanhenrymusic]

I have no problem watching all ads for Jake's effort for this. He's a hero

[@robertvantine2810]

"...I need to make this safe before we can use it..." Jake, Guillotine Build 2019

[@pieflavr]

First of all, *why?* Second of all, *Y E S*

[@Jack_26]

Science isn,t about why ? Its about why not ?

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

Of*

[@lforlight]

The answer is beer.

[@anantprakashsingh8777]

It's in the wrong order. First of all, hell yeah. Second of all, why?

[@geordanlemon]

You haven't been watching very much recently, have you? They talked about this several times for quite a while.

[@nicolaswaszczinski1695]

So dam cool having a french guy over and hearing my native langage in your videos, love your videos on FX and movies making. Keep it up guys your great

[@zuko1569]

Nice now let's try it on peopl- human dolls. Nothing suspicious here.

[@rdsiddarth7835]

😑 I see...

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

Nothing at all

[@dacosmicraccoon8467]

RD Siddarth I’m happy to inform you that you’re not blind

[@geordanlemon]

@@masterspears What a very AOC way of looking at it

[@trix10101]

Wheres peter 42 when you need him....

[@ninjasam1389]

Can I just say that when Steve comes onto camera, he always makes me laugh

[@insideball12]

He said mother humper 🤣😂😆

[@catsii]

i really enjoy the sponsored segments you guys do - you actually give an in depth look at some of the uses for a service instead of going "this is epidemic it lets you get cool music!" like i was on the edge about whether or not it would be useful for me until they said "you can get just the stems for each track" like I'M LISTENING NOW... i really appreciate you guys mentioning features like that also cool giant knife or whatever

[@oscarfyrk9167]

"Are we gonna smash it's head?" "Let's give the people what they want." Yes, give us what we want.

[@jessshock560]

And corridor crew's next special guest: the CEOs most responsible for the continuation of global warming

[@TheBcoolGuy]

globalisation, authoritarianism, socialism, communism*

[@jessshock560]

@@TheBcoolGuy sure it's them killing most of life on Earth by 2050 and not the dudes up there profiting off of mass carbon emissions

[@jamestherockwilson3931]

@@TheBcoolGuy lol when someone uses globalism as an argument, most of the time, they're racist. Oh and btw what communist/socialist CEO should we guillotine? Fucking moron

[@donowtube]

Wut?

[@awesomedude222]

Globalization is a good thing, but dipshit protectionists like US conservatives who don't know how economics work hate it because "brown people bad >:(" Free trade makes all of us richer, Friedman bless, stay safe out there, kids.

[@katestephaniegoles5698]

This is why I love this channel, making their ideas come true. And they actually know HOW to! Just major respect to you all guys

[@essenel]

"We Built a REAL Guillotine!" *_France intensifies_*

[@annas6630]

“No one on KZbin has built a *full size, fully functional* guillotine” hmm I wonder why

[@c0pyimitati0n]

There are multiple guillotine videos though...

[@annas6630]

c0pyimitati0n 00:25

[@bdunphy4796]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how awesome Steve is

[@mrweed5971]

It sold at auction for $320,000 incredible

[@labledoutcast]

Why would anyone need a guillotine tho?

[@Tensho_C]

@@labledoutcast for people like you to ask that question

[@labledoutcast]

@@Tensho_C Now that I think about it I could use one.

[@lukasmakessomething7322]

The French Revolution is not the nicest dude

[@PraiseZealus]

what

[@lukasmakessomething7322]

@@PraiseZealus Cmike is the nicest dude, the French Revolution is not the nicest dude

[@discflame]

it's actually rad as hell

[@lunalovegoodwitch]

It's not a dude it is a period in time

[@Reiiyne]

4:44 Wren’s, “Im helping” comment is pretty much my entire life summed up in one second

[@DannyGGchannel]

“I need to make this thing safe before we use it” *proceeds to behead things with said machine* 😂😂

[@unkowndata2338]

Jake, could you setup 2 springs on the sides pointing at the wheels?

[@NomSauce]

Was thinking something similar, assuming the wheels and rest of the body is properly connected to the blade, it'd be better to build the stopping mechanic around the weels, should make it more consistent as well.

[@meepsterhooves2982]

what id rather say is a bar connected to the side, this would only stop the slides, at the bottom youd have the rubber on top of springs or a spring like material so that your not loosing the blade from force nor loosing its sharpness

[@thedoctor8527]

Steve is just one of those guys that just fucks around with everything he sees and touches

[@zart5417]

Trop cool Hardisk La French Team ! On est là !

[@_ybnn]

Enfin des fr !

[@mariolesergent4629]

Deux des meilleures chaînes liées à l'audiovisuel avec le côté fun, la bonne surprise de le voir ici !

[@ZurtfimTBW]

Enfin je peut le dire sans fautes, apres 5 ans d'études de Français

[@Moudjoulito]

il s'est surement perdu

[@nico263nico]

ça y est, les français envahissent l'espace commentaire

[@kyle317]

Okay but can we talk about how badass that sponsor is? That’s actually incredible.

[@kaffii]

french be like: raid corridor crew's studio, they can't record all of us

[@danielpatrascu]

10:50 At this point, they should have used the GHEE-O-TINE to cut that rubber. :D

[@nullify1337]

i cant balieve you've done this

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

It's funny how the next video in my feed is (The French Revolution Over-Simplified).

[@AndyChamberlainMusic]

That is not ironic at all, that's entirey expected.

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

@@AndyChamberlainMusic It's the the grammar police! Let's get outa here! But sure. I'll fix it.

[@DylanMcMullen]

That was the last video I watched before I came here

[@derrybeausang9276]

I would like to personally thank who ever put in the sponsored segment timer.

[@BromTeque]

Corridor - Slo Mo Guys colab YESTERDAY!!!

[@jack6126]

This series is really going to help me when we start the revolution

[@OsvaldoChannel1]

"we have made a working net gun, a 7 feet electric wakeboard, and now we are making a guillotine" Sometimes I forget that this is primarily a VFX channel

[@gravity4261]

When you get here 30 seconds after it was uploaded and you dont have notifications on

[@Bob-ff3su]

Turn them on now

[@trychris1918]

Me too

[@W3lle]

“How did we get here!?” DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES!!!

[@ChrystalWind]

MY REACTION EXACTLY

[@JackieTheVampire]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!

[@abudabiduba]

SAME

[@TikiCreations]

"I am not a carpenter. I am a fan of carpentry." This is my new mantra

[@kizo]

what was the hardest thing to do while making the guillotine? Jake: *cutting a chunk of rubber*

[@ensowo]

Up next: We Started ANOTHER French Revolution!

[@BevansDesign]

Bring it to the next Wall Street protest and see if they finally get the message.

[@johnpascua3351]

Props for the machinist shop to finally be able to make a Guillotine 75 years after it’s establishment!

[@Ultiminati]

I think Wren should do a video about how much force this thing have and compare it to other things like golf balls or some things like that

[@Tombsar]

Topic number one: why it's wrong to talk about how much "force" a moving object has.

[@OldSchoolDudeGaming]

or like if you had your own knife, which one has more force when cutting into someone.

[@yoda9328]

The landlord is a god bro I swear

[@harshitjha2626]

Ok so... The corridor crew is full of maniacs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KingBongHogger]

I'm a simple man. I see a sharp thing. I click.

[@brendanmatelan2129]

I was expecting Henry to become like possessed when he touched the Guilloteen.

[@ZesPak]

That first doll head chop was just perfect. I'd get excited as well. Took until the end of the '70s for the french to stop using the guillotine, shame they stopped using it :D

[@cinnamuh]

We've all been waiting for this yaaaay! :D

[@yothatswacks]

Jake two months from now - “We should combine the Corridor and Guillotine channels.”

[@AlexAlex]

Damn those first 14 seconds 🔥 Edit: Actually this whole vlog is 🔥 savage edit.

[@bohdan_lvov]

Wow, you're getting ready for the elections, aren't you?

[@notreviewinganything_6754]

What the hell Is this even supposed to mean

[@inemanja]

7:50 "I need to make this thing SAFE before we can use it.." !?

[@ZeroBlancNada]

Jake after trying to cut rubber with a saw: "How did we get here?!" Me unintentionally: Do you have 90 minutes? I made myself chuckle with that cross-over reference. 😂

[@girv98]

I got a weird feeling in my neck when they dropped the guillotine...

[@hawaiianruler8082]

First, love you guys bin here since 500. Keep up da good work coming all the way from Hawaii

[@inessa8332]

Seein wren get excited makes me so happy

[@jackpluymers7120]

You could try putting a knot in the rope so when the blade is about to hit the bottom the knot catches it at the top

[@RailgunCyclops]

Pretty sure the force of a 50lb steel blade traveling quickly would snap the rope

[@jovianarsenic6893]

Cyclops1i or the wood if you use Steele wire

[@MrSpannners]

Occam's razor. The simpler solutions or often the best

[@Suraj-sc7om]

Never thought I'd be subscribed to a Ghee-Uh-Tee Channel. Damn you 😂

[@ddmm2343]

Corridor: no one has built a full scale guillotine Vat19: Am I a joke to you

[@lfox02]

First Guillotine Channel video: Fruit vs Guillotine feat. The Slo Mo Guys edit: ok never mind.

[@destrata6616]

This and John Wick Boneworks have to be the most hyped videos

[@Laurastare]

You put Hornblower in! This is so amazing!

[@jellyroblox489]

Imagine robbing this warehouse and seeing this, it’s literally yelling “hey, WAnNa DiE”

[@devandevan1403]

Don’t know what to believe after Boston dynamics

[@Frostyshard]

I’m so glad they got a real Frenchman for the blessing!

[@commanderfoxxv7433]

Oh if only Rusty Cage were here to see this.

[@martinhroch344]

After the stream, people called the cops on him and he was confirmed to be alive. It was just an extravagant publicity stunt.

[@RichardMohabeer]

FBI: Open up!! Corridor Crew: Why? FBI: You Have A Weapon Of Mass Destruction!

[@theTommyWaters_]

Weapon of mass cutstruction!!

[@RichardMohabeer]

@@theTommyWaters_ that too!

[@camera1946]

I think this video marks the end of the corridor gold age.

[@CaseyGray58]

*Witty cut pun* Great video guys it’s about goddamn time