We Bully Cabs with Insurgents - GTA V: Offense Cabfense

[@colinhawley8050]

That cop carrying Trevor away on Jacks screen had me rolling

[@drippysi3379]

Cant wait to see that sound to funny

[@kevinmiller9155]

As funny as the team is, the unpredictable AI kills me every time

[@lonewolf1043]

I was going this is America in my head when I saw that.

[@TheChapelx]

His scream as he got hit made it that much better

[@seandavis8213]

11:41 was when it happened lmao

[@GrouchyGander]

Are we just not gonna talk about Myatt's absolutely sick stunt at 6:52? Like, not eve acknowledge it?

[@grantmurphy4]

I thought I would be tired of the "we bully X" videos. But I'm not. I'm crying laughing. Thank you AH!

[@SentinalSlice]

I know!

[@chuahseongteik4488]

Can we get a "we bully gavin" video next,gavin's reaction is always so funny.

[@lordsergal8783]

@@chuahseongteik4488 So a video with Gavin in it?

[@seandavis8213]

@@Femkroner you new here?

[@NekoinaBox2000]

@@Femkroner that’s usually for jokes that are good and make sense. You just said who’s Gavin, which isn’t a joke.

[@MainGoldDragon]

23:30 **Jack Appears in front of Jeremy** Jeremy: Hey Jack ! **Jack Disappears**

[@HomingRocket1]

Matt: *presses Delete*

[@forgottenfamily]

6:53 I can't believe Matt didn't say a thing about that....

[@hockeykings3793]

Nobody in the comments is either

[@tylerjg12]

It was clean

[@GrouchyGander]

Yeah! I'm amazed no one's talking about it!

[@s3dchr]

He's humble like that.

[@playerzero7890]

The cab driver reaching out to shut the door, mid flip, shows commitment

[@Griff1011]

Gotta focus on what you can control.

[@lordsergal8783]

Missed it. Time stamp please?

[@amberg2111]

when Trevor yells “you son” he means business

[@openthinker6562]

Jack on the phone to the police: “Hello, 911? Can you send the cops, some guy keeps trying to get into my cab” LSPD: “Say no more, we’re on it.” 11:42

[@Strife49c]

That subtle "on your left" joke by Jeremy 🤣

[@mama1lou]

Omg the cop that rinsed Treh from Jack’s POV. Chef’s kiss.

[@XRAY9991]

11:41 is a great moment for *to be continued* or *we'll be right back* 😂

[@RTMP_]

@@XRAY9991 pause at 11:43 for even better results

[@openthinker6562]

Jack on the phone to the police: “Hello, 911? Can you send the cops, some guy keeps trying to get into my cab” LSPD: “Say no more, we’re on it.” 11:42

[@michaelbernardo6503]

The confidence in Trevor to talk s**t about papa AT&T is inspiring 😂

[@roypeterson8783]

I think he forgot they are a sponsor 🤣😭

[@NoneYa42069]

@@roypeterson8783 They're not a sponsor. They own Rooster Teeth.

[@roypeterson8783]

@@NoneYa42069 hahah ouch!!! I love it 🤣🤣😭😭. Love how they didn't censor it

[@Emre.55]

That was great, reminded me of John Oliver lol

[@icekangaroo9392]

Honestly makes me respect him more tbh. What did he say?

[@samsemy6825]

Offense Defense: Mad Taxi Edition

[@Shift12]

Love the fact that Trevor stopped to pick up a strange woman on the side of the highway,

[@plackt]

After seeing Matt!s hit on Jeremy at 25:58, I want to see this with the side-swiping Monster Trucks next!

[@Octobers1086Own]

Confirmed: Tevor is a worse listener than Jeremy. Congrats, Treh!

[@evl952]

Nothing beats the announcement of achievement haunter

[@lakotamcknight2835]

Jesus when Trevor get hit by the car 😂😂😂😂 had to watch it a few times the noise he made oml 😂😂

[@emilywilliams8122]

I'm sorry but the fact that Jack's company name is "Taco Inc." is just such pure Jack energy, I love it.

[@kyoukotsukino6322]

1:00 Jeremy shoulder-checks the DeLorean. 4:30 Behaving like Cab-emen. 6:40 Matt Hawk Pro Van-er 2021. 10:50 Cops finally bought flying cars. 11:30 Trevor gets air-rested. 14:40 Jack's life is a spin now. 18:00 Air taxi. 21:30 A slight detour. 23:20 Exit Jack, stage right. 25:20 Jeremy's close encounter with tires.

[@Shadow-Wolf-]

The true MVPs of this Let's Play... the Cab Drivers! (They don't get paid enough!) lol ... It would be interesting to see a video, where they ALL hire a Cab to go from one end of the map to the other. While also hiring Muggers/Mercenaries to stop each other!

[@hannahjoygoodwin]

Jeremy's character throwing open the door and absolutely eviscerating his cab driver at 18:32 was incredibly funny. The blood splatter on the overpass beam is brutal.

[@thomasmason3122]

11:40 watching Trevor get hit by that cop car I couldn't help but think of that old video of that state trooper hitting a skate boarder while doing a 3 point turn

[@chrisgresham5916]

This game type really brought out Lindsay’s love for bullying and chaos😂

[@willmiles7978]

Jeremy: "Hey rock, I'm just on my way to get some groceries..." Lindsay: "Oh, lemme introduce you to a hard place!"

[@daleharris3809]

13:56 Gavinofree has joined the session.

[@MrTiemos]

When you realize, about 20 minutes through the video, that Michael is fighting his wife to protect Jeremy (Jeremy's dream is less of a passing fiction and more of a solid basis for fanfic now).

[@TristanTheGamer01]

Trevor's internet about halfway through is my brain in the morning.

[@HomingRocket1]

Trevor sending Jeremy texts had me wheezing

[@alexadams1988]

You gotta love Lindsey!! “I’m just happy to be here. I’m just in mom mode”.

[@goldstarofvenus1861]

Me, 25 minutes in: WHY DO THEY KEEP SENDING THESE PEOPLE CABS???

[@insaincaldo]

The least likely part of this scenario is the cappies giving a damn about traffic. In reality they will defy death for you, they make you fear death as cyclists fly over the hood.

[@PortyOG]

This new Crazy Taxi DLC is nuts

[@chican26]

i like the irony that the one chasing jeremy are in rimmy tims color

[@corvoattano4127]

I like how Matt actually lied about hitting Jeremy at 8:40. You can see him actually turn into Jeremy twice, and back up into him twice.

[@SkyTheStarhero]

After being on the other side of the bullying, i dont blame him lmao

[@ryanwilliams8750]

this reminds me of the amazing race when theyre all in taxis going from the airport to the first challenge and some of them get bad cab drivers XD

[@charliev906]

Imagine instead of insurgents they used the wedge trucks

[@StevenGarcia-im8rr]

Gotta love the "shhhhh"s when Trevor shit talks AT&T. I guess he should be quiet, he knows they need the money.

[@Mollyyca5]

6:53 that was smooth

[@fizzles5]

I LOVE how close the game was at the end. genuinely felt like the movie rat race with all of them beat to hell and yet all SO CLOSE to taking the gold

[@tjtg3422]

Trevor being smashed by the cop car was the funniest thing I've seen in a while 😂😂

[@amogracia6057]

When Jeremy started saying "its still so far away!" I couldn't stop cracking up

[@coreya151]

1:20 Jack and Lindsay: Team SameTeam

[@MrDavidMcNick]

Better than Team Samevoice

[@s3dchr]

@@MrDavidMcNick Well yeah, NOW it is...

[@zebidiahduffy8410]

They should do this with the limo service under the ceo options lol

[@IKhanNot]

23:38 the best laugh yet from Jeremy.

[@jaredcrouch9121]

Call Ms. Baker if you have a penthouse for Limo service. You can travel to your own waypoint AND the drivers are much more reckless.

[@BWEEOOP]

This comment needs boosted. Can confirm limo drivers are waaaaay more aggressive

[@YamiOni]

Do it with ramp-cars. The poor pathfinding trying to get back to the road was the best part.

[@levisallade1976]

The Fire Truck chasing them made me think of how they could spice this game up next time they do it. Same setup as this one, but then since they're in free roam they add an extra layer of chaos, aka Fireman Fredo. Fredo would just chase randomly as he pleases in a fire truck, but he can only spray people with the hose.

[@christopherbonnie4533]

I do honestly think Jack's angle for Trevor being hit by the cops was excellent. Trevor's character spread across the hood of the car just made the whole thing perfect

[@savannadawn]

Matt drove so impressively lol

[@Larper64]

You know what they haven't done in a while? A race down the mountain. I think it could be interesting with some of the newer vehicles. Like the go cart.

[@insaincaldo]

I would also like so see them race up in the go karts.

[@loganwade7270]

I wood give anything to see the boys return to destiny 2 to finish the raids😂

[@Shaden0040]

These cab drivers are studying their customers like they are preparing to do a police line up later. Creepy!

[@insaincaldo]

Given the people they drive, can you blame them?

[@aryst0krat]

Call these folks cuties because we got ourselves some death cabs!

[@callumdonington2227]

Booooooo

[@aryst0krat]

@@callumdonington2227 I accept your boo with grace and dignity.

[@TheActualMrLink]

6:53 nice moves, Matt!

[@MoadDib]

I am just SO glad this game came back.

[@shane8253]

Oh my goodness I almost missed Lindsay’s “You Say Run goes with Everything” joke at 24:11 😂

[@martinmpop19]

at 25:20 when Jeremy says"If I keep hitting this hurry button" I'm imagining the taxi drivers face to being told by the passager to hurry in that situation.

[@michelangelo5903]

i suddenly want to see a 5 man cab race with one player as the “equalizer” in a heavy vehicle

[@cjchess1]

so jeremy in the fisty vs everyone else

[@michelangelo5903]

@@cjchess1 that’s a great idea! that slide move would be hilarious! i love those goofy physics it has

[@michelangelo5903]

thought i missed this video but here’s my old comment lol what’s up 2025?

[@flameninja647]

Offense defense-3 blockers 3 runners 1 taxi person. All blockers on same team and same goes for runners. Goal of the blockers is to stop the runners from getting to the end before the taxi

[@Im_Ish]

Offense Defense... except only offense.

[@MrTiemos]

11:40 Jack always gets amazing PoV on GTA5 happenings

[@armchairnixon]

Next time, use the limos from Ms. Baker. It will go to your destination on the map for free and they are faster and they will dodge traffic more.

[@svengal97]

Michael was a CEO for all of like 2 minutes and retired because it's that stressful.

[@luc520]

the way they got good behavior bonuses while bullying taxis off the road …

[@MC1Keever]

"tell us now!" Your memes are most impressive, you must be very proud

[@Festivus_Miracle]

A GTA V let's play starting at the airport? *Shocked*

[@RumfordSledhead]

Another video of vehicles bullying each other? Shocked

[@tsarfox3462]

*Trevor talks shit about AT&T* Michael: If you're suggesting the Soviet State is somehow at fault I must warn you that you're treading on dangerous ground.

[@drskelebone]

This is just a good fun game mode. Like they say at the end, it's bullying, but it's Bully The Top, so it feels better. :D

[@XRAY9991]

Offense Cabfense X: same destination, blockers drive Faggios, but have up and atomizers

[@KingWesleyIV]

You should make a game mode where one person rides a cab and everyone else tries to mug them. Use only stolen or stock vehicles that can be found around the map, and call it "Private Mugger" where you have to pull them out of the cab and stab them to death.

[@JulianimeIsAmazing]

"Everybody's got a color, don't kill your color." I think Michael just invented racism! xD

[@BWEEOOP]

Next time: 1. Have your runners register as CEOs/MC Presidents 2. Call Ms. Baker and request a limo (You will have to own a VIP membership to the casino/own a penthouse, and have completed the casino missions) 3. Race them to the top of the map The limo drivers from the casino drive way more aggressively than the cab drivers if you tell them to hurry. Edit: Additional information

[@shokotwokawa9695]

Crazy Taxi sure has changed

[@IceParoxysm]

Next time, done with the limo. The limo driver abit more of an aggressive driver

[@GusUglySorola]

The last time Trevor made Jack laugh that hard was when Trevor ran over Michael.

[@ChigoIEbere]

Easily one of the best new games they made.

[@DullBones]

6:47 Taxi Driver: What the fuck?! Trevor: Oh, did I mention I owe the Triads some gambling cash? Taxi Driver: The Triads are after you?! Trevor: Oh, it's no big deal. Just keep driving!

[@DullBones]

9:53 Taxi Driver: Get out! Get out! Last time I accept fare from someone who owe psycho drug dealers money! Jack: Well, fuck you too!

[@DullBones]

10:02 Jeremy: Now I don't want to alarm you, but the Faustin Mafiya may be after me... Taxi Driver: Why? Jeremy: I owe some of their big shots money! 11:26 Taxi Driver: Wait a minute! Are the Russian Mafia even after me? Jeremy: Too late! We're in this together! Taxi Driver: The hell I am! Buh-bye!

[@DullBones]

11:43 Cop: Ick! That's one ugly hood ornament. Trevor: Well, fuck you too! Cop: Get off! Trevor: Gladly!

[@wintertrooper7918]

Jermey's gtav character has been wearing mask since before it was cool

[@piperformerlycassette]

I love how they don't know how to hail cabs.

[@WombatOfDisaster]

Geoff needs to return for one of these Well, return in general but you get it

[@afernandezaf55af]

What they could do for X is either double team up or find 3 more peeps. So you have teams of 3 but 2 people are the runners with the role driver and the gunner. And both of the runners have to make it to the end so they gotta get out of the cars when they die. If it goes by too quick then maybe have it be a relay loop around the map

[@Judel3isda]

Have a great day everyone! 💙

[@Evaonk]

Thanks, you too!

[@trader9028]

You too

[@Bladerunner5146]

Thanks you to

[@celtichistory]

Offence defence on foot. Runners, running, defenders on bikes

[@DavidJ8816]

11:18 He took our cab. XD

[@bobbyhamner0357]

This is the best gta game that they play

[@mitchellcrego1451]

And thus, Team Taxi Bois was born this video

[@travishamel7594]

For a brief moment, I had a hint of vintage AH joy watching this

[@catandogclone7880]

The cop running over Trevor was very surprising.

[@NightShader714]

Idea: we bully insurgents with insurgents or we bully insurgents with The Rimmy Fists

[@TheAwsomeguy777]

Anyone notice in the description is a always sunny in Philadelphia reference

[@Spydr331]

if only they had GTA VR for this experience

[@LurksArea]

Finally, this is back!!

[@hoosierbbq]

I would like to see offense defense, but go karts as the runners and small cars as the bullies.

[@electroterra]

"It's 3 teams of 2, 3 cars, 3 cabs." - Michael 2021

[@insaincaldo]

Yes, the logic is sound.

[@captaincopernicus]

They should bully them with ramp cars.

[@detectiverascal1518]

9:35 Lmao don’t they work under AT&T or something

[@codelyokoaddict72]

I feel like that's why Michael did the little shush shush right after he said that lmao. I was wondering if anyone else caught that

[@IDKndIDK]

Its a convoluted chain, but yes. At&t > warnermedia > otter media > rooster teeth > achievement hunter Edit for a fun fact: apparently at&t also technically owns crunchyroll currently but otter media is trying to sell it to sony/funimation

[@oldmanloki]

Do this again but with cargo bobs instead of insurgents

[@RP-wp2zr]

23:36, made my day

[@leahmacmaster6441]

11:05 a rare "fuck" from trevor

[@tsarfox3462]

4:38: To be fair, he was clearly in the taxi lane.

[@dondiallen3944]

I think that adding some captions to y’all videos would be nice , due to my job , I can’t have the volume up all the way or at all sometimes but still try to watch🤷‍♂️

[@Desert_juanito]

I get sad when I don’t hear gavins voice

[@3nopot]

Trevor.... that's a low tire pressure warning