we died a lot (baddiesmp 5)

[@brigittedebruin7235]

"Kurtispogger walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape Zombified Piglin" has got to be one of my favourite sentences

[@flawedaughter]

LMAOO PLSS

[@redstoney6234]

imagining that happening in real life is so funny

[@bunnybug3996]

It happened

[@flipposlippo1510]

dying to a cactus is probably the most embarrassing way to die in this game too

[@bread2540]

Can u please give me the timestamp

[@actuallyminapaige]

grown men roleplay ringing a doorbell and answering it in minecraft for two minutes

[@megczaban6814]

they really be playing house half the time and its hilarious

[@anna_banana414]

one of those grown men is MARRIED, might i add

[@HoneyCat_Comb]

Tbf it was fucking hilarious

[@anna_banana414]

@@juliaroselli809 i was gonna say they both were married at first but i wasn’t sure if him and Jenna were or not lo

[@Sentient_Soup]

I'll get MC just so that I can do that

[@ajwanalbelwi7783]

This is the most addicting Minecraft gaming series

[@eaglzwingz5059]

@Simon Ghost Riley baddie smp is far better

[@swapankumarbairagi6894]

@Simon Ghost Riley The current hermitcraft season is 7

[@illstealyourkneecaps694]

@Simon Ghost Riley baddie smp is superior

[@wkang2758]

@Simon Ghost Riley Bad take. baddie smp best series.

[@tashathama2451]

@Simon Ghost Riley nah baddie smp is superior.

[@iaaaaaaan3019]

Danny going off at the chat for telling him to eat when he literally has nothing in his inventory just made my day

[@montanarose4622]

This is the only series where I can watch three different versions of each episode and STILL be hungry for more.

[@makeyourownpie]

Wait three???

[@skankenstienn_]

@@makeyourownpie you can watch them live so if you do that and watch the recaps, it's three :)

[@montanarose4622]

@@makeyourownpie also I’m only counting Danny’s videos, if you count Kurtis’ stream and edit then there’s 5 :’)

[@dianabernier3543]

@@montanarose4622 wait, each of their streams (I meant whole recaps) plus each of their recaps (I think I meant highlights) = 4, what’s number 5? 👀 📝

[@dianabernier3543]

Oh I guess literally being there live with them lol So both of their full length recaps, both of their highlights and then their live stream = 6 tho? 👀 if there is anything I’m missing plz tell me, I’m addicted to these freaking series

[@bea.r.gaming9736]

I’m pretty sure Danny has a Minecraft addiction, his creeper girlfriend needs to hold an intervention for him from beyond the grave

[@asmi14]

lol

[@nariaein]

lol

[@Meeskait1992]

Lmao

[@sincerelybea.]

lol

[@tapeworms]

lol

[@radrabbit3731]

is no one gonna talk about how danny thinks milk actually helps when your on fire

[@DaviniaHill]

he needs milk

[@nine5349]

He need sum milk

[@jadelaidlaw9382]

I think it’s because one time he did it and the fire coincidentally stopped so he thinks it helps now lol

[@eren-_]

@@jadelaidlaw9382 yeah that's what I thought too

[@Laeaene]

Let him have his moment lol

[@milkitamilo7336]

I cant explain it but Kurtis acts like that stoner gen z guy but he's also really chill and your friend, while Danny feels like a millennial plant dad but his plants end up dying and he also gives you extra candy on Halloween.

[@olivialemonaide22]

Both of these descriptions are perfect

[@ariella2828]

danny also WOULD to be the guy t give candy for cuties

[@lianair4383]

@@ariella2828 specifically creepers😏

[@ariella2828]

@@lianair4383 yup 😉

[@lianair4383]

@@ariella2828 😏😏

[@x_x7650]

Watching people that aren’t experienced at Minecraft play Minecraft just lets you appreciate how much content there is in Minecraft. There’s all sorts of stuff Danny hasn’t learned yet and I’m excited to watch it play out.

[@shaynanewman9028]

Ikr, normal streamers just take it for granted and cut out actual game play... danny doesn’t so it feels like a breath of fresh air

[@literallyjustjoes]

Underrated comment

[@ominouspresence9076]

i like how danny cut out the part where theyre talking about harry potter so it just cuts to kurtis talking about condoms 😭

[@ominouspresence9076]

@•Aimi• 21:18

[@wimpy_worm]

“Penif-penis-penifis ra-rapicas!” (collectively ignore the three year delay)

[@Chromaggia]

I love the chat desperately yelling at Danny to get a cat. You guys KNOW how this ends.

[@callmeturg]

i was about to take a 10 minute break from school, looks like it's about to be a 23 minute break epic gamer moment, i am twerking right now

[@E4UHIGHLIGHTS]

how many subs can i get from this commet

[@blinkingwhiteguy2244]

tURG??? i didn’t know you were addicted to this series too lmao

[@callmeturg]

@@blinkingwhiteguy2244 yep! haha

[@wheresthemilkdad]

kevin is proud, spread the message

[@jobeiden4630]

The crossover of the CallMeKevin and Danny Gonzalez universes is all I ever wished for

[@Mitreme]

love that Danny called ghasts “little jellyfish guys”

[@juju-kn6rx]

and kurtis just goes “that’s the bιtch making all the noise”

[@ineedmyhoodie]

​@@juju-kn6rxand they then proceed to imitate said noise

[@jaybae3796]

the one dislike is newspaper’s ghost

[@Mayorfoxia82]

Newspaper is the one who walked under the water newspaper is just blaming him

[@clarapadovani398]

He died!? Omg..

[@HotdogdiggiTyMAN]

Rip Newspaper :(

[@vitalina8534]

too soon 😔

[@roerose4449]

stop i’m still sad

[@jadechudy]

Normal person in the nether: screaming and crying Danny in the nether: this is so precarious!

[@wheresthemilkdad]

The amount of Greg content i've watched this week is immaculate

[@jasper1529]

POV: you've seen kurtis's video, but you're gonna watch this anyways

[@MediumDingus]

you gotta watch incase they add different clips after watching both whole live streams :)

[@EggyYolkZ]

i actually haven’t seen kurtis’s video

[@paigeguski8031]

isn't that what we all do lol

[@epicwwiistuff6863]

POV: DAADADADNAADADAADA

[@purplecowsparkles]

POV: I'm your vampire dad

[@JimJimJi]

If someone made a video counting every one of Kurtis and Danny's deaths It would be a very long video

[@alyhodg]

someone needs to do this

[@alyhodg]

so i’m actually gunna do this. i spend all my time watching their streams over and over again so yolo lol

[@JimJimJi]

@@alyhodg please do

[@kooby122]

@@alyhodg let me know when its done :P

[@miamayer75]

I think Danny died 5 times and Kurtis died 10 times lol.

[@jibraelflora9836]

I wanna know why danny is drinking milk everytime he burns in nether.

[@kstaker0747]

People told him milk removed the wither effect and then Danny thought it also removes fire so know he uses it all the time

[@ziziisme]

@@kstaker0747 why is that so funny 💀💀

[@haesbread]

@@kstaker0747 Epic haze moment

[@scourgeface]

because once he drank milk and the fire coincidentally stopped at the same time

[@LavroseRovender]

@@kstaker0747 i-

[@iamhomedepot1058]

I read the title as "We did alot" and I was like oh good! Then I realized it said "We died alot" and honestly that makes alot more sense.

[@jypytyr]

Cats scare away creepers Dogs scare away Skeletons. Dogs will also attack any mob that you hit until it dies.

[@akshaj9190]

And you are teaching "Dream"😂😂

[@jypytyr]

@@akshaj9190 wha- oh its because of that stream.

[@ox1y1gen]

... or the dog dies + things above rhyme

[@aidanwarren4980]

Danny: constructs a massive platform for mobs to spawn on around the house Also Danny: why are there so many bad guys around our base?

[@corrinnesnyder]

i don’t even mind watching the exact same events from two different povs like it’s honestly so enjoyable

[@whynotfrancis]

nothing will ever be funnier than danny drinking milk and thinking it will do anything about the fact that he is on fire

[@np8366]

This series is so captivating. Its literally the best Minecraft playthrough I've ever seen, especially since they have no exposure to literally anything in this game

[@xandermin]

"both holes are a disaster" that's what my obgyn said!

[@annakepes8050]

What was your gyno doing with the 2nd hole?

[@xandermin]

@@annakepes8050 she was doing a lice check

[@annakepes8050]

@@xandermin aw the sucks

[@anna_banana414]

@@xandermin were there any lices ?

[@lixssub-mart222]

Holy crap last time I was this early Newspaper was still alive

[@lianair4383]

Okay man imma have to ask you to calm down there

[@iaaaaaaan3019]

Too soon man, too soon.

[@jspearcb9783]

You can't make such a joke with jisung as your profile 😭✋🏽

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

Newspaper? I hardly know her.

[@atihong473]

Newspaper but the only news on there is animal abuse and murder

[@moonycanwatch]

Danny: "we're doing pretty good in the nether, not to jinx it" Also danny: *literally jinxes it and kills both of them*

[@ella2253]

#givedrippyupforadoption This is not a safe place for him especially after what happened to newspaper. I love this series so much it’s the only not cringe Minecraft series we need drew

[@gghh-dn1mt]

Ella spittin facts

[@ella2253]

@@gghh-dn1mt yuhhhhhh

[@dominusgrumio]

ibxtoycat's Update Adventures lets play is also pretty good series imo, he just builds weird stuff in his world and talks about a lot of interesting things (usually not related to Minecraft) (Plus it's the only popular Bedrock lets play I know of, which is a bonus itself)

[@moonycanwatch]

#givedrippyupforadoption drew should be his foster owner it's only fair

[@bicsfireextinguisher]

exactly. poor drippy has been abused too like when danny tried to drown him, ran him into a cactus etc

[@ashacantprocess3890]

dream lore: several battles against government and rebellion Danny Gonzalez lore: UPS man breaks into man’s house

[@megczaban6814]

"Creeper in the sheep pit" sounds like an old bluegrass song

[@MediumDingus]

"woah there's villagers in here" "where" "in the village" ah yes the floor is made of floor

[@markabbot4850]

Definitely a bestie moment when Danny uploads

[@k0riiiiiiii672]

Yes queen

[@mothman4672]

Way danny says “My husband isn’t home” Still got me laughing to myself

[@shriyachitta5604]

danny and kurtis’s updates are literally the highlight of my day

[@majalaucz]

I have no idea why watching basically two random people play minecraft makes me so happy

[@annadelgado6539]

Danny’s bloodcurdling scream was the best sound I’ve heard today

[@user-vz4yq5ej2o]

No need to worry, this is just the conflict before the third act when they come back stronger than ever

[@gwenthompson9984]

absolutely love that my dummy moment at 2:37 is immortalized forever

[@kayceeviolet5147]

Thanks Danny, I was just hating on my life because there was an explosion and cops near my neighbors house, so I got no sleep and I’m pretty cranky. This upload made me feel better.

[@Flomokoo]

omg, are you okay?!

[@kayceeviolet5147]

@@Flomokoo Yeah I’m fine. Scared the hell out of me and my dogs though. My room shook pretty hard. It’s also really funny because a few months ago there was a swat team at that same house because of gang stuff.

[@Flomokoo]

@@kayceeviolet5147 I'm glad you're ok :)

[@jongininikim5219]

@@kayceeviolet5147 oh geez louis, be careful kaycee! hope you're doing well.

[@internationalsuperspy5614]

youre so nonchalant abt it lmfao. i am litterally rolling w laughter. i hope ur okay though bestie

[@crumpfan77]

i love watching both danny and kurtis’s videos and seeing what either of them cut out lmao

[@cydhansen1092]

“Both holes are a disaster” Had a similar thought shortly after giving birth to my daughter

[@bruh-xm6fv]

This is the only series that’s entertaining to watch anymore. It’s simple and funny.

[@lllllagoosling]

rewatching these while in the worst mental space of my life. thank you both for making me feel better :)

[@cyrahyo8258]

this is the best series on the internet

[@idontknow5468]

Ghast : "scream" Danny : "screams back"

[@Rellsbellskells626]

Kurtis’s character just standing there unmoving while Danny yells at him in the beginning is so f*cking funny

[@RegalFrog42]

Danny and Kurtis: what do I eat in the nether if I have no food? *Hello fresh intensifies*

[@mattweiman5144]

Interesting how Danny is sooo pro cat until the Newspaper incident which he refuses to acknowledge

[@HonestlyHolistic]

Thought this was a new episode and then realized I saw this on Kurtis channel last night

[@HonestlyHolistic]

still gonna watch it

[@loftw_]

i’ve never given a flying FLOOK about minecraft until now.

[@MASSOFTHEFERMENTlNGDREGS]

thanks for the upload bestie

[@uneekuh]

you guys are the best distraction to avoid studying for my ap exams 😇

[@katyk829]

Not this comment reminding me I need to study for AP chem

[@joroz9808]

Good luck! In my experience, if you’ve been doing well in the class, the test will be easy-ish (unless it’s physics or calc, in which case pray 😂). Wishing you easy multiple choice sections and readings you’re already familiar with! You’ve got this! 💕

[@pingerlol]

no one tell him that drinking milk doesnt stop you from burning

[@JonahMcD]

i love how he made the creeper music video fit into the story of their gameplay

[@BUFFMOMO.]

Danny: IM ON FIRE Danny’s brain: MiLk

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

I have never said this in my LIFE... but this series is pretty pog

[@finnbradley198]

this series has brought out more emotion in kurtis' monotone voice than I ever thought I would hear

[@Reggie_la]

Why does Danny never pluralize things?? "Didn't have diamond" "Now I have diamond"

[@kevinsecretplace4546]

Danny if you hit F7 you can see what blocks are dark enough for mobs to spawn on, then you know where to put more torches

[@charlottejohnson8857]

still waiting for this to become danny, kurtis and a confused drew lmao

[@jazlynnluke]

HEYY IM IN LOVE WITH A CREEPER

[@noelhiraldo8877]

Creeper? I hardly know her

[@aubreygregory4647]

I live for the danny scream 🍦 18:12

[@miamoore8830]

It’s the way i continuously rewatch these just bc they’re so entertaining

[@ionabuffy]

danny *embarrasses* me twice by lecturing me about my *teleporting comment* + puts it in his highlights ill go cry now

[@bunnybug3996]

Have fun!

[@flawedaughter]

7:38 danny casually buries a cow alive

[@fuzzycheese1138]

Who else is in school but saw this and just forgot about everything else?

[@griffinkildare8793]

Even tho I’ve already watched this on Kurtis channel, it’s still equally as enjoyable

[@ineedmyhoodie]

The whole mushroom soup segment had absolutely shitting tears 😭😭😭

[@mothman4672]

Chat: GO IN Danny: People are saying not to go in

[@tovahv1668]

Wasn't "Hoodwinked" a 2005 film about a sassy little red riding hood?

[@ghoulstreet]

You’ve heard of Panic! At The Disco, now get ready for Spider! In The Cow Pit

[@Stef23]

Nothing like getting ready for work with a Danny and kurtis Minecraft video (:

[@gifhkbfrzvihewzhijnlo]

DANNY GET A SADDLE AND NAME IT... “the daddy saddle” or the daddle if you will.

[@myself1033]

I love how Danny pronounces diamond plural as diamond😭

[@celestecormier]

This man really didn't include the part where they start talking about Harry Potter and put "you can't use a condom" in without any context

[@romanperry7419]

Danny from now on when your placing torches press F7 on your keyboard and is shows the areas where mobs can spawn

[@meowmeow3532]

i love how danny uses the same victory music for everything haha it's iconic now X)

[@nimo8691]

7.1K prayers for danny, good job guys

[@berniceuwase6700]

I came I thinking that this was a new stream but realized that Kurtis already posted this and stayed because there’s just something about rewatching everything in Danny’s POV

[@vivianpunchak1745]

I love seeing the two different point of views with Danny’s video and kurtis’s

[@sandakinskywalker5342]

5:09 makes my cry laughing Kurtis’s low key embarrassed ‘dance with me creeper’ kills me

[@isabellacobb6081]

did i watch the stream? yes. did i watch kurtis’ video? also yes. and i going to watch this video? yes i am

[@CJ-iz3mp]

this is the most enjoyable, entertaining, funny, frustrating, anxiety inducing minecraft series ever. I'm terrified and losing my mind yet here I am watching both recaps

[@michellewatson6839]

early twerking moment

[@squidylose-river]

I thought you said enby damn

[@lena-vq7ws]

dannys scream and laugh when they were in the nether was so adorable

[@charlielastname9169]

SO that’s WHY DANNY KILLED NEWSPAPER

[@jasminscorner2922]

Honestly the lore lmao I love them so much I really hope both of there gamer channels get big love you guys 🥰🥰🥰💖

[@zoesings3781]

Hear me out.. Their base looks kinda like they are playing sky block on land. But I love it.

[@red.gem_]

21:51 something about this tiny clip of danny cheering for the hype train while spending every last wheat on a cow that doesn't grow up is just hilarious

[@Yevgen4000]

"spider in the cow pit" "creeper in the sheep pit" Make a song about this

[@hazelsuttles5735]

"i'm just pacing around my room" every sane person ever

[@Yamch_08]

I ain't never heard Danny scream like that before- 18:12

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

Caught me so off guard

[@inkybinkies]

tbh this series is the only thing keeping me going rn thanks dan

[@Two-HeadedBoy]

Somebody needs to teach them how to use fences with carpet on top, so they can stop putting their animals in pits.

[@nottnert]

kurtis saying im so sorry at the creeper pit thing was so wholesome

[@cooldude626]

every time I get a glimpse I Kurtis’ skin I am struck with immense pain because it looks like BajanCanadian

[@pugpixie]

this series has been so awesome 😭😭

[@godisdead6611]

“The chat is saying don’t go” The chats “GO GO TO IT DANNY GO NOW”

[@avery1567]

the way ive seen variations of this sm and cant get enough of it