We Discovered Pearl's Old Videos (Very Cringe)

[@Sleepingwei]

This just tells me that everyone has made fun of her all her life and so now she’s trying to be the cool girl who thinks women are stupid in order for men to actually agree with her and like her. But the truth deep down is that hating women will only make her hate herself and the moment she no longer aligns with these men she so wants to impress, she too will be subjected to the same hatred that they give to women. It’s a fate she cannot escape, they only like her because she agrees with them. If she doesn’t agree with them, then she is worthless like the other women.

[@NahzBio117]

Bingo

[@Estrella3]

She's not even the type of woman these men tolerate. Not attractive, not a virgin, outspoken, careerwoman. Really not sure how she imagines her life a few years down the line.....still not gained the approval of pathetic guys, and has lost any female friends she used to have.

[@youngthrilla]

nailed it

[@Deus_ex_lucifina]

A lot women go through a pick me phase. Her making money, having a following, and getting attention from men is prolonging hers to the point of mental illness. When she learns to just live for herself and lift women up, she’ll feel a lot better about herself.

[@ls4692]

This is some deep analysis... I could see it for sure

[@cappycook]

Every grifter is just a painfully failed entertainer

[@cappycook]

Or simply a maniac

[@MrTambourineMan.]

That’s not true. Ethan did pretty well for himself doing KZbin comedy before turning into a grifter.

[@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo]

That's why Rogan had to start his podcast. Nobody knew he was a comedian

[@cappycook]

@@MrTambourineMan. I'm actually genuinely curious as to what grift Ethan would be doing in this case. We can easily outline most grifts like pearl's pick me routine, so how would you describe Ethan's grift?

[@joannapaw4040]

Makes sense! We can see this

[@theinvisiblewoman5709]

It’s weird how her mediocre singing skills humanizes her after all the horrible things she’s done and said. The human mind is so forgiving

[@brianna094]

😂 We're living in a time where everyone's flaws are put under a microscope, especially the more influence they have. I couldn't imagine being so confident that I would put myself out there in this way. I think there has to be something wrong with people to share everything with the world

[@theinvisiblewoman5709]

@@brianna094 there is something wrong with them I would say they are somewhere between narcissism, sociopathy and histrionic personality disorder. Those are e biggest three I’ve seen online.

[@80lemon80]

This is the scariest way to admit you feel some sympathy for someone lol

[@lukaswalker2342]

I mean for acapella it's quite good

[@theinvisiblewoman5709]

@@80lemon80 not sympathy; pity and how is it scary?

[@melyannac9786]

Isn't it funny that Tate also had a failed "music" career

[@nope.thankies]

Benjamin Shapiro as well

[@Ofelia1822]

That was their villain origin story

[@theinvisiblewoman5709]

His music sucks worse

[@DavidHeffron78]

And Michael Knowles. And Crowder.

[@Gelnewswire]

Tim pool currently has one

[@Alexis-wg5nx]

Pearl was so that girl in fifth grade that swore that she sings like Taylor Swift when no one is watching her

[@emmaearthling444]

Lol

[@marlee-fe3zi]

The failed art major to a horrible person pipeline is real

[@jennyjenjen9180]

Just like her hero, Hitler 🤮

[@Paratet]

Pearl's existence is just so sad. I don't feel like she deserves pity because she's willingly engaging in harmful rhetoric and thinking, but it's worth pointing out just how sad her current situation is.

[@roosaas]

Sad in what way? Her being a grifter or the other stuff?

[@Novelette22]

^^^ this comment makes me lol because they're both equally sad...heh

[@Paratet]

@@roosaas the whole thing lol.

[@RamiroEloy1997]

@@roosaas plz don't larp as a psychopath rn, any person with empathy can understand that being in her situation would fkng suck. Did she bring it upon herself? Yes. And acknowledging it to ourselves is worthwhile and something to learn from.

[@pod543]

Is her existence sad or is yours gossiping about someone who has no clue you even exist lmao

[@babaganouche9605]

Pearl putting herself out there singing to me isn't cringe, because I know how vulnerable it is to do that and takes a lot of courage to do. I don't think she is a bad singer, but not strong enough to make a career of it. Her singing is innocent and unproblematic. The real cringe is that when she realized she couldn't make it as a singer she decided to sell any integrity she had to become a conservative bootlicker and grifter. The internalized misogyny she has is very sad and as Olivia clearly pointed out she has a lot of self loathing.

[@LisaLee__]

Her singing is straight GARBAGE. What in the white woman privilege is going on here? Crazy

[@imogensharma]

cheers my dude

[@990shady]

That’s actually true, it sucks that she is using this whole red pill shit to get fame.

[@sweetest-of-memes]

Ultimately I pretty much agree, however I definitely think it’s cringe to upload weird printer parodies to LinkedIn - if it was just her uploading singing videos to KZbin or something then I’d fully agree

[@cowboykxm]

Dude this isn't her trying to make a legitimate singing career, did you watch the video? It's her doing overly specific parodies and putting them on LinkedIn. The context is different.

[@itsfreezyfbaby]

the fact that pearl thought advertising/marketing was her knack is crazy lmao

[@MilkInTheBowl]

I mean, it ended up working for her. All she had to do was sell out her gender.

[@itsfreezyfbaby]

@@MilkInTheBowl i mean she’s not really marketing anything other than her hateful persona. and that really doesn’t even count because it’s not really marketing when you target a group of people who have fringe beliefs. mainly because you literally don’t have to try to get their attention. if you say “women should never do ____. feminism sucks. look i’m a woman who agrees with your misogynistic opinions”, their whole base flocks to you. it’s grifting not marketing. and her jingles for actual businesses were absolute balls, hence my comment. basically the easiest form of marketing ever

[@theinvisiblewoman5709]

@@itsfreezyfbabyshe marketed hate, she is not different than some of the politicians we have in office. Hers is just crumbling down a bit swifter

[@gorgeousfrazier5903]

😂😂😂😂

[@arenomusic]

Pearl has the constant awkward-semi-laugh-because-you're-so-full-of-self-hate grifter vibe and EVERYONE can tell

[@Zzz2x]

Damn I feel called out I just have anxiety lmao

[@TheNinjaBees]

I literally don’t think I can watch this 💀 awkward singing is my cringe kryptonite. The fact they took the background music out too is crazyy

[@ciaraaaaa]

i’m 2 minutes in and i’m STRUGGLING lol 😭

[@amsou4846]

Not cringe kryptonite 😩🤣🤣

[@Getout634]

I looked at her comment section and there are people telling her how talented she is at singing. Someone even said her voice sounds soulful.😭

[@Valentina-ep5by]

​@@Getout634people fueling her delusions is the reason she's so famous haha

[@SharynPeterz]

One time I recorded myself singing Lorde in my car. My boyfriend at the time plugged my iPod into his computer and found my recording. He played it for his friends and they all made fun of me. It was the worst day of my life. It still keeps me up at night. Lmao

[@TheAverageSavage1021]

That’s such an evil thing to do- lol

[@NickNishikiyama]

Why would you stay with him if he does this to you?

[@roosaas]

@@NickNishikiyama I’m wondering the same thing.

[@sukatidi]

@@NickNishikiyamai mean considering the "my boyfriend *at the time" i assume they didnt stay for long...

[@SharynPeterz]

Yeah he was just a high school boyfriend. Haha

[@polaiswrong]

The girl surely loves her printers

[@jaz8582]

Prinners*

[@fullsizedwarf]

Pearl always gives Westboro church vibes

[@kyleisjesus]

yoo literally LOL

[@VBFrappy]

I thought that too. She kind of looks like one of the daughters.

[@EffingCameron]

She gives Stephen King's Carrie🩸

[@iadesigns]

She giving Midsommar

[@namkia205]

​@@EffingCameronOmg true she looks like the face claim of Carrie White

[@priscillaribeiro1988]

What’s crazy is Pearl is actually into black guys… She had a relationship with a black man that was 300 pounds… And she said that she would never date someone that is overweight, blah blah blah, but she did! Also, there was another black man that actually asked her for a her number when she was doing her stupid interviews on the street and she just froze up and didn’t say anything… And then afterwards, she said that he was really cute and she just felt embarrassed.

[@joecommie4890]

Why would you assume she is racist?

[@briannabonilla1725]

@@joecommie4890😂

[@hellotheresunshine]

She probably wishes she could enslave black men so she could keep her ex who moved on. Sometimes I think that is why she wants to make divorce illegal, so that men can’t leave her.

[@gamelakissy2076]

​@@hellotheresunshineOMG youre right!

[@sinfulnico8214]

@@joecommie4890 She said that some parts of slavery were embelished in a recent debate with Ethan, which if you ask me seems a little ignoarant, but ignorance is bliss I guess.

[@jimhaverlock9784]

Good old Pearly Peterson. Jordan Pearleson. Whatever her name is.

[@farminstoltzfus]

*mmmm adult baby*

[@babaganouche9605]

Keep that lil smug

[@patmacrotch5611]

Pearly J Peterman

[@jimhaverlock9784]

@@babaganouche9605 take the towers down now!

[@Wolf161Paq]

A Crystal Flute

[@ew8426]

How is she not a character from the office 😂😂🤣

[@emmaearthling444]

LMFAO

[@kittystetson6737]

It’s not a bad voice like if you showed this to me without context I’d think it was adorable - BUT with her harmful and toxic rhetoric this is just HILARIOUS 😂😂💀💀

[@KatenJace]

Same. It’s cute, actually. I can’t bring myself to ever call her old, ugly etc. I’d like her to remember that the real feminists out here still left a light on and secured the vote for women while she was out there making our ancestors cry. 😂

[@meebameeb]

as much as i feel bad about making fun of her for her cringe moments (we all have them), she throws away all of my real pity for her when she starts calling lizzo names for daring to be a fat woman who exists. sorry, pearl. NOT

[@Steppedupmom93]

Fat woman dares to be fat? That’s a thing? 😂

[@2turg_2furious]

What really makes me mad is she’s trying to say lizzo is a misandrist with her music when lizzo literally has a song about loving all different kinds of men (like body types, personalities etc) like lizzo is truly a body positive figure for anyone and everyone

[@ceegee5287]

Exactly! She has the audacity to attack Lizzo but cover her song - her art. Pearl can bully Lizzo all she wants but Lizzo is still a much better singer

[@jacksonbow2766]

​@@2turg_2furious Why do people think it is a good thing to celebrate obesity? Do we celebrate junkies sticking needles into themselves of all dangerous cocktails? The world is a truly messed up place when it is classed as wrong to highlight being obese as a bad thing. I wonder how many doctors get sued for telling patients to lose weight and eat healthy.

[@rosalina2773]

What’s weird is her (recent) ex said she got angry at him for making a joke about being fat once. She did a total 180 in values in like less than a year supposedly. Straight griftin’.

[@maryquigley8723]

As a former ultra religious homeschooler kid with 9 siblings… I’m so glad I didn’t end up like Pearl 🙃

[@osnapitzpoppy]

I love how Pearl says Lizzo hates men but she made a song about liking every single type of guy that exists 😭😭😭

[@cyanide57125]

👏👏👏

[@notsarahdube]

the second hand embarrassment is so visceral. an absolutely impossible, excruciating watch, as always pearl

[@imogensharma]

the way she's crouching and leaning into the camera is truly haunting

[@genesissmg]

The hand awkwardly hanging while she sings is also haunting me lmao

[@Changin88]

😂😂😂

[@carolinetuohy10]

Giggling at people who say “women shouldn’t vote” while they Weird Al hore themselves on LinkedIn to sell printing services is completely fine.

[@Chadmlad]

Pearl is singlehandedly bringing the term LolCow back lmfao

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

It's always been there

[@monopolizedopamine]

🥛🥛🥛

[@Valentina-ep5by]

If we could all collectively call her a whale, I think she would appreciate that

[@EE-sw3uh]

You get your very own spotlight tonight 'Cause it's all about you Yeah it's all about Pearl You're the birthday girl

[@souxxiie]

favorite comment this year lmao

[@lemonade9922]

Awe I miss old SpongeBob and boys who cry

[@eldritchbidoof]

@@lemonade9922 what? ....what's this (op's) quote from? it can't be from 2 different shows can it lol?

[@johnnyflannigan136]

Wow...pearl is aging horribly.. She looks 40 and is like 26 now i think..she looks alot different in these videos

[@phishcatt]

@@LisaLee__ For real, I thought she was in her thirties. Damn.

[@oyabun9650]

That's what constantly being miserable does to you 😅

[@grugcrood4000]

Stress does make you age quicker. But at the same time the stress is her own doing

[@Getout634]

My mom is 48 and looks younger than her…

[@lxnie_]

it’s the “this is what happens when you have 10 kids and don’t show enough attention… they end up doing covers of old town road on linked in to sell printers” for me 😭😭😭 had me DYING

[@zhongxiuhe4052]

Watching this makes me feel like I'm looking into a parallel timeline where Pearl focused her energy on singing instead of being the saddest sounding misogynist.

[@PNWTravels]

I have never understood how people find drake attractive.

[@GwopUpEnt]

Wdym ? Nobody is everybody’s type but he’s not a ugly guy by any means

[@PNWTravels]

@@GwopUpEnt I mean what I said. Aside from looks I don't like the vibe he gives off.

[@GwopUpEnt]

@@PNWTravels whatever the fk that means lolll

[@PNWTravels]

@@GwopUpEnt ⬛

[@sabrinag4820]

Ikr he’s not attractive at all looks or personality

[@2eachaccording]

The Live Advice offered here is valid Remember: Don't have 10 kids... they WILL end up covering Old Town Road to sell printers.

[@cmitch5598]

The fact that this wasn’t that long ago makes it even worse😂like she was a grown woman at this point. Also to the people saying this is so funny and maybe that’s exactly what she intended, I think that’s giving her wayyy too much credit. She’s definitely not that self aware.

[@Valentina-ep5by]

This person wants to strip back basically basic rights from women, I think she doesn't know what self awareness means 😂

[@ktmcgoogle7927]

So the reason the men in the office were always nice and helpful to her is because they thought she was mentally disabled after watching these videos

[@plutonium2]

Hahahahahaha

[@plutonium2]

@@demi8890 mentally disabled isn’t a slur you wonk

[@DoughBoyDopeBoy]

@@demi8890found the autist

[@nope.thankies]

oh you're describing that one episode of Kevin from the Office

[@dante4444]

​​@@plutonium2calling someone mentally disabled as an insult to their intelligence isn't one, but the word "retarded" is?

[@MarkovChains223]

I've never seen a woman more desperate for male attention and validation than Pearl. It's honestly sad af. That girl needs some *serious* therapy

[@sweetest-of-memes]

this made me overdose on cringe and now I’m died

[@990shady]

Now I’m died too

[@Frank_San_Nicolas]

Miss u

[@phoebeb.332]

I wanna be died 😂

[@pebbles92able]

Dead

[@kat8295]

Why is it that a failed art career always seems to be a villain origin story for angry trolls? (Pearl, tate, etc)

[@talyahr3302]

Crowder, Michael Knowles

[@noceboaffect3187]

Hitler

[@tyyneviljakainen5108]

Pearl said in one video that she thinks Tate is good role model for young men...That says how crazy she is.

[@jacksonbow2766]

What is a good role model for men? How about a good role model for women?

[@cheycheyfriend247]

@@jacksonbow2766 do you think andrew tate is a good role model for men?

[@jacksonbow2766]

@@cheycheyfriend247 I do not know enough of the man to form a complete opinion of him. What I do know suggests he is a good role model for anyone. He is rich and successful. He was a 4 time world champion in kickboxing i understand, so is a dedicated person at his craft. Hard workng clearly. Does he live a healthy lifestyle though? I do not know. I can argue that the guy in this video with that Pearl lady is NOT a good role model for men. A dishonest and nasty person from what i have seen.

[@PeaceOfMake]

​@@jacksonbow2766 Ethan is also rich and sucessful. But also has a wife and children who he supports. Yes, a horrible role model. But I guess he was involved in human trafficking. Actually no, that was the other one.

[@jacksonbow2766]

@@PeaceOfMake Are you talking about the same Ethan? The guy who has grifted on Tiltok and youtube? This video along with so many, show him to be an insecure and ignorant fool. As for Tate and Human trafficking, you can back that up can you? He has been found guilty has he? or are just reading the public stories on wiki? Either way, you may wish to be careful before spouting such claims. Any man who pretends to be a feminist is a complete fraud and a coward. Top that off with nasty behaviour and they are not a good role model for anyone other than angry and mentally unstable women. Neither are my personal taste but Tate has still acheived something meaningful in his life with being a world champion in a solo combat sport which requires; bravery, composure and dedication. The other has done some crap on tiktok and hijacked womens comversations.

[@MintTea2005]

Even if Grifters don’t believe a thing they are saying it doesn’t mean they aren’t horrible people. Remember that

[@beewest5704]

Actually makes them worse cause atleast ppl who believe this sh@t have the opportunity to learn & change their beliefs.

[@FirstnameLastname-gr5kb]

Promoting toxic and dangerous mindsets to impressionable people just to gain cloud or money, disregarding the effect that this will have on how tons of boys will see and treat women, that is just vile.

[@prawnee9827]

She missed a trick not covering MJ’s Xerox My World.

[@lilyyo4681]

Watching these covers made me realize that Sims 4 and how the Sims sing and talk is so accurate to English, like I cannot understand pearl at all. it sound like Simish. Like 10:00 - 10:10 “za eh no ah we du ez ‘em zaloush ah ze du” could be the next sims banger

[@m1keyfreshhh256]

My god Ethan is simply the best troll on the internet. Idk why people get mixed up in disputes with him. He’s not trying to be right he’s trying to embarrass you lol

[@Valentina-ep5by]

But....... he is right tho hahahah

[@tiaraAm]

That's honestly a cute job and I can see Michael Scott hiring her and taking over her spotlight like he did in the Diversity Day ep. I see the script now lol

[@PNWTravels]

i would be embarrassed even if i did this when i was 10 years old 😅

[@cmitch5598]

Right? The fact that she was a grown woman at this point is so telling and embarrassing 😂and haunting. 😂

[@namkia205]

P R I N N E R

[@Funeral_Mannequin]

I almost admire her self confidence. Imagine posting this and not being mortified.

[@babiJess0705]

why is she so obsessed with printers LMAO. did i miss something?

[@plutonium2]

Ohhhh sell them! I was confused how she had a job just printing stuff and was musing on this as a male dominated job

[@990shady]

Andrew Tate and her have so much in common, music careers 😊

[@sarahelizabeth8585]

I hate saying this and god forgive me but even tate made a bop or two lmao

[@DZ-eu4pj]

She is officially justprinterthings

[@phishcatt]

People that say this is mean to her don't understand that the reason why this is so cringe is BECAUSE it's her. If it was a normal, good person we'd be like ''meh, another bad singer'' and move on. Bad people don't deserve decency yall. they really don't.

[@IzzyBizzyBooBoo]

Everyone is bad in someone's story. she didn't do anything bad here except try to make a living in a way you don't think is cool enough.

[@Song_of_hers]

@@IzzyBizzyBooBoo she's notoriously known for being brought up rich, she's not struggling to "make a living" daddy's got her back

[@Getout634]

@@IzzyBizzyBooBooshe’s never struggled with money a day in her life lmao.

[@phishcatt]

@@IzzyBizzyBooBoo Uhhh. Yeah sure, I think she's a spoiled trust fund baby who didn't get enough dick in college so that made her bitter and also inspired her to take advantage of the political climate and grift. And I think that's lame and BAD. So you're right.

[@ifwrainbow190]

no wonder she had no problem competing with men in this workforce 😂

[@defiantenergy]

If anything Pearl is a testament to never giving up, bc the sun shines on a dog's ass at least once a day if it doesn't go in the house. "Stay Grifty my friends"

[@mikayla1292]

i hate listening to her talk bc it genuinely fills me with rage but now i just laugh😭

[@masturk888]

I’m fairly certain the last song is supposed to be “mammas don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys” by Waylon Jennings for anyone wondering 😂

[@DavidHeffron78]

Poor Pearl. She looks happy in those videos.

[@suigeneris2663]

I can’t stand you people but thank you so much for taking this psychopath out.

[@genesissmg]

You were so real for this. Cheers

[@FindingMyselfOutside]

FACTS. Bro I had a hard time deciding who was more cringe to me between Ethan and Pearl lmao fuck them both

[@melissasylvest365]

Can she print out some morality ?

[@W33ND3X_W1LCOX]

Pearl's whole steez is like a bad 90's haircut. She thinks she's so on it and just has everything all figured out and then in like ten years she'll look back and be like "gaaaahdaaam! wtf was I thinkin'?"

[@viewtvxq5]

notice how pearl's face is becoming more masculine overtime

[@Vi-wj1md]

I’ve seen men groom pick me girls like this into recruiting more ‘subservient’ women.. do you think she’s one of these cases?

[@plutonium2]

Nah, I used to teach an intro to feminism class and some girls just latch onto the contrary rhetoric and make it a personality. It’s not even that uncommon unforch

[@inlyst]

The internet gave people who were aspiring entertainers a platform to create a brand without the permission or gatekeeping or low odds of succeeding with an agency or label. Pearly things clearly wanted to be noticed and wanted to be famous. She found a niche, grifting to incels. Its not real work, its sad she chose to spend her time this way. But its not surprising.

[@_Brohan]

this wasn't as cringe as i was expecting, tbh. don't know how old these vids are, but.. was her lighting just harsh and from a bad angle or what in the podcast the other day? she looks very normal and good here. is her appearance now just what self hate does to a person?

[@valwienhold]

Pearl really giving Michael Scott Paper Company vibes

[@BilboB]

😂 there was also literally a season where they had to sell printers

[@4Mr.Crowley2]

The guys that recite the trad values stuff next to Pearl on podcasts, KZbin, etc would never date Pearl irl, and I honestly think she knows that deep down and it fuels her internalized misogyny

[@C0nejaa]

This isn’t about Pearl but I really like the darker hair on AB. I feel like it makes his tattoos and eyes pop more

[@buttermilk5364]

Parasocial asf

[@C0nejaa]

@@buttermilk5364 how is giving someone a compliment parasocial? You’re dense💀

[@Itszahia]

@@buttermilk5364no it’s not. Just a compliment

[@bbailey3055]

@@buttermilk5364you should delete all your social medias and then come back to this after like three months

[@wsTGS]

She said slavery basically didn't happen and that women complain too much in the workplace about sexual harassment... she said we patriarchy because women can't do "men jobs"

[@oyabun9650]

✨wE gOt tHe pRiNtErS iN tHe bAcK✨

[@cappycook]

Her voice is pretty good, fairly in key? But the printer lyrics push the whole thing off a cliff lmao

[@oyabun9650]

✨wE gOt tHe pRiNtErS iN tHe bAcK✨

[@cappycook]

@@oyabun9650 Prinner

[@priscillaribeiro1988]

The sound bite of “ hmmmm” is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@bridgedawg20]

Her voice isn't to bad actually

[@kittygoesWOOF]

The song is "mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys" by Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson.

[@lindajackson5839]

I must say her singing voice sounds far more softer and feminine than her talking voice ,,,

[@cynthias8210]

She makes every song country lol honestly it’s a talent.

[@osciIIateswildly]

Laying on the twang helps hide that she can’t hit notes.

[@owensitz1691]

@@osciIIateswildlyLMFAOOO

[@hellspwnnix9514]

In other words "lame"

[@DaVinciwithaphaser]

The fact that she says she's traditional, but her enlightened opinion of genesis was "Woman ate the apple so they chaos and crazy" shows that she's just larping. In that story both man and women ate the apple thus leading to the "Origin Sin". Crazy thing is, this shits actually interesting to have speculative conversations about but she's such a pick me she'll say anything.

[@gildedpeahen876]

Copiers ain’t easy is a cover of “mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys” by Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings

[@grugcrood4000]

I'm not trying to be mean but has anyone noticed a change in her looks? She's almost 26 and looks so old.. in her old videos on her channel a few years ago she used to actually DO her hair, and ACTUALLY did her makeup, she was more fit and actually dressed up and also looked more ALIVE, like there was actual color in her face, & just looked more joyful. She actually took care of herself, her body, and how she presents herself. Now she looks SO much older(probably bc she's miserable) in only a few years. She looks 40something when she's not even 30 yet. She looks like she doesn't take care of herself and I think she let herself go and no offense but low-key doesn't look as attractive now. Which I guess is what stress does to you. I'm sorry to be rude abt someone's looks but it's honestly what I noticed

[@lizzieapples3339]

This was so cringey 😬 😂had me hiding behind a fucking cushion like I was watching a horror movie

[@helco2856]

Lmao

[@berenic90]

You have to hive it to pearl.... she tried everything to go viral until she stumbled into the manosphere and black relationships (she had no business talking about). 😂😂😂😂 she is super cringe.

[@adog6126]

As a somewhat-ginger, this woman is such a ginger. I just can't quite describe it. She just has that ginger mindset.

[@jasl9987]

What disturbs me most is her hand movements 🤦🏽‍♀️😂 Only H3 would find these 😂

[@owensitz1691]

Right lol, it’s definitely giving me teacher vibes😂

[@EffingCameron]

Same energy as Hank watching Gale's music videos in Breaking Bad😂

[@strainofnatalie]

OMG so true lol

[@meli1872]

guys the previous company i worked at was extremely homophobic yet they tried to het a gig at pride for the exposure. i think she was just singing those songs cause theyre popular so people will be driven more to their “printers” or whatever

[@marsargoxmiso1695]

Sometimes I feel so bad for her, the amount of self loathing, and being part of that community does nothing but further validate how she feels about herself, she hates women because she wants to be valued or sought after, most of the time though because of her hatred for women and false stats regurgitation I dont have much sympathy still I hope she grows out of this, gets married and has children and just move on with her life and be happy and understand her self worth.

[@bayamonrican]

I think her rating herself a 5 is a bit excessive. According to her logic, she's not a virgin, she can't cook, she's over 25, and she's not an attractive woman, and I noticed she's looking a little soft around the waistline. She's more of a 2.... and that's me be generous

[@yungembarrassment619]

A printer-themed cover of hotline bling😭 pardon

[@ranz0u]

JustPrintingThings

[@AuntieNise]

New here. What’s the deal with the Pearl thing? What vid do I need for the origin? Edit: got it. She sucks.

[@plutonium2]

She’s just a pick me dummy low key fash e girl who thinks she’s dunking on women online but actually just licks the boot and sucks the butt, metaphorically speaking Edit missed the edit Soz

[@allisonlea3450]

This actually hurts me to watch. I feel remorse for her honestly. I think she’s full of self loathing and a desperate need for acceptance from the opposite gender.

[@JaneDoe-rj4jn]

Her excerpts seriously look like community college broadcasting projects.

[@veginito]

She sounds like the girl in choir who says shes gonna be famous, but is severely mid

[@lostcitybird]

when is the pearl and collen balleger collab

[@lauramartin5579]

Willie Nelson "mama don't let your children grow up to be cowboys" I think

[@4Mr.Crowley2]

The daughter of a wealthy tech entrepreneur mother (and father) who enabled her “trad” daughter (? There’s never been anything approaching a “husband” in any of Pearl’s stuff ever so the whole trad parade seems very gestural) - Pearl lives in her parents McMansion that was purchased out of the money that her MOTHER and father earned as TECH workers who enjoyed riding the 90s tech boom before the bust. But uh yeah she’s so honestly into trad values…sure Pearl…why is it always the talentless failures that end up in the trad grift zone?

[@JazzyMag]

20:34 I think the melody is from Waylon Jennings' "Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys." Sounds similar anyway

[@priscillaribeiro1988]

The CRINGE that came out of my body is serious!!!! And she DEFINITELY deserves it!!!

[@jaz8582]

I was restocking shelves and I’m pretty sure people thought I was nuts considering I was laughing my ass off quietly to myself💀 prlly thought I was on crack Actual footage of me @ work 2:52

[@cutesushhi]

bro whats even worse is she can kinda sing but she decided to be anti women instead 😭

[@xdrjoelx37]

Its truly sad how hate and selective hearing makes people so much money

[@APrftCrclTempest]

i feel like if, out of NINE SIBLINGS, not ONE (at the very least!) mercilessly dunks on you, takes your phone away, deletes every ‘song’ and prevents you from E.V.E.R. doing this again, you either have 2hit sibs, 2hit relationships w/them, or they flat out don’t exist.... i mean, wtf 😐

[@joysilver9925]

she just ruined 'mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys' and this is a dude who also has a song called 'cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other'. Willie nelson will not be pleased. I want these singers so badly to react to her artistic 'renditions'

[@rickisnothome]

pearl talking and her singing over the video is what adhd is like

[@budleysulterton7931]

This kind of crap os totally normal on LinkedIn

[@williameyelash8053]

Like fr??? Hahaha I thought it was a serious social network

[@Shuttuppnbiitkh]

It’s not cringe compared what she does now. Much rather hear her sing than being a sad little pick me.