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[@theweekndxo7438]

AB is literally the gift that keeps on giving, every story this man has of his life is the best thing ever said

[@Jasmine-ct4qi]

I know right! I still can’t believe he hired those actors for that car fire

[@vexial12]

@@Jasmine-ct4qi lol

[@pazamour]

Ab saying "Goooood. Give into your hate." Should be a saved sound clip.

[@LoveMyUnusual]

@@pazamour "Dun worry about IT!" Dude. 😂😂😂

[@Jamie_Rosex0]

Should we kidnap him so he has to stay??

[@RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia]

She was referencing a Sex & The City episode where a guy kisses by licking and all the girls mock him. She was shocked the character existed irl

[@niciaharris2409]

IM DYING 😭😭

[@andreacamargo350]

Omg Ethan needs to see this lmao

[@sleazyfortheweasley]

LOOOOOOLLLLL it’s true

[@AudiAddict]

Oh my godddd

[@psychedelicbabie4443]

LMAOO

[@MYS.MVP.]

These are the best episodes... just friends talking

[@n0raaa]

just dudes being bros

[@kidstolemyname5895]

guys being dudes

[@whiplash3376]

Brothas being homies

[@lovejotted]

Just hangin with the boiz

[@mitchlesinski7803]

@@kidstolemyname5895 I can hear your comment

[@couchman-sw6jy]

“Turns out she’s not dead” 😂 💀 wtf AB

[@GiraffeCoco]

38:58

[@beanbag884]

I don't get it

[@couchman-sw6jy]

@@beanbag884 at his grandmas funeral someone asked what they missed and AB joked that the grandma actually wasn’t dead

[@CoolToMe_]

Cameron saying he isnt as good of a story teller as the other guys and then has the most perfect podcast voice going . you did great Cameron.

[@floofqueen4156]

and hes cute

[@lauragarcia5461]

Oooo

[@TravisRiver]

N N 8n

[@patsu8669]

Cameron is very nice

[@Getchomeme]

I was trying to peel potatoes and I couldn't cause I was so physically weak from laughing at ABs stories lmao

[@briannagarza3521]

literally i was working and i had to stop because i was shaking so hard

[@pete5283]

ngl the " dont worry ABAHT it" got me so hard man

[@lindavalencia9922]

Dan roasting ethan for constantly bragging about how fit he was in HS is gold

[@MoistRolls]

Please more funny segments and less drama, I laughed my ass off at work listening to this. Most people have plenty of stress to deal with, most of us listen to podcasts to laugh and destress I have enough bullshit in my life to deal with.

[@jordanharris5870]

Thankyou Thankyou….This is how I feel I’ve never been disappointed watching after dark but💔

[@mikobizzle5880]

swear, i hope ur good moistrolls

[@epicxld8527]

Did you know that triller the flipped app the ceo has been accused of running ponzi

[@MoistRolls]

@@epicxld8527 oh my gawdd

[@rickeykoga2312]

100% These funny segments are the best. I also love getting to know the crew more than just their mannerisms.

[@brittsavage007]

the lip licker story was so perfectly cringy. I loved that Ethan shared it. I got a bloody nose while kissing a guy. No second date. HA!

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Haha! One time a girl head butted my face and punched me in the nose within a minutes time. I thought it was funny.

[@cailin5309]

I had a guy hiccup while we were kissing .. I just busted out laughing.

[@vegangurly]

@@couchman-sw6jy um what? This is concerning lol! Also I always see you in the h3 comments!

[@couchman-sw6jy]

@@vegangurly it was an accident haha. Yeah I’m in the h3 comments a lot I like h3

[@emilymarie5033]

I got a bloody nose while giving head 😅😭 and we’re still together 2 years later🥲

[@giannanana9812]

AB’s story was the funniest by FAR. imagining young AB doing a disastrous purple nurple to his friend almost like he’s turning some car keys has left me with actual tears

[@kate-ec4pj]

the phone call impression had me crying

[@TheSeoulBrotha]

I love Love's facial expressions lol. He constantly looks like he's posing for a photoshoot

[@JessTheory]

Blue steel baby

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Why is he doing that tho

[@jayce6172]

@@scozzbaggs9224 it’s just the way his face rests

[@comgeturs]

😗

[@leann4265]

I love when the camera is on Dan and we get a shot of Love sitting there with that same look every time.

[@eggroll473]

The Yoko moaning sound bites during Ethan’s second story have me crying 😂

[@eziaaad]

Dan apparently didn’t like it 🤣 such a buzz kill sometimes

[@renee2920]

@@eziaaad right I felt bad for zach lmfao 💀

[@RamonaMariaa]

@@eziaaad Dans a hater :D

[@francisco8094]

Zach is the best honestly 😂

[@LoveMyUnusual]

Lmao that soundbite is so nasty, I hate it. 🤣

[@xoalarr]

I loved all the AB stories

[@TheBeeaarrJew]

They're honestly so fucking relatable 😂

[@georgiarehu6029]

It’s the way he tells them as well 😂

[@chloedamone3014]

They all sound made up, it’s called being a terrible liar

[@pinksand1127]

@@chloedamone3014 shut up. Stop being a buzz kill.

[@georgiarehu6029]

@@chloedamone3014 why you gotta ruin the vibe like that

[@gjmarkjesse1324]

AB is literally the friend who has the most craziest stories where at first you don't even believe him, only for it to be corroborated and proven to be true.

[@kylekellier1620]

Ethan your first story is so relatable it’s comforting

[@nicksosicc]

That's all of us at some point.

[@Eto577]

@@nicksosicc iooooooiiio

[@MrNoName7474]

“In high school” already started up my ptsd. My entire grade school existence was cringe. I almost forgot it happened because I block those memories out.

[@callahanclark4743]

Same

[@msyogi009]

AB's cringe stories are THE BEST.

[@SamuelSaveli]

"turns out she's not dead" 😂😂😂😂 funniest thing ive heard

[@mr.harajuku4974]

I can’t get over his donkey Kong story 🤣

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Kissing the arm 😆

[@charleshern6958]

I AM THE SENATE!

[@TheBeeaarrJew]

Nothing beats the Donkey Kong game 😂😂

[@UniTheClown]

There is a big relief off my chest and mind knowing I wasn't the only one who didn't do homework period like that because of "reasons we won't go into" or just not enjoy, or not being able to focus on school. I now know I'm not alone and the way he said everything I just related so much. School isn't for everyone.

[@destinyrose2778]

Same here! I don't feel so alone now after hearing that someone else went through a very similar situation regarding school

[@WangFire]

I never did homework and never cared about it. Barely passed high school with a D-, failed 80% of classes my first two years of community college, then I found a subject I actually liked and aced every class plus loved doing the work.

[@_lil_lil]

Same, but turns out it was not laziness so much as getting overwhelmed and that made me tired and depressed so I pretended not to care, I have ADHD (and pretty bad it turns out) and didn't really figure out how to "do school" until I was almost out. Managed to get my 1.0ish GPA up to a 2.2 GPA after taking a 5th year of high school. I went to college and did way better there. High school was hard for me, but college (community college and then transferring to university after getting a 3.4 in community college) was a lot easier. Now I'm learning to adult and it's going about as well as early high school lol.

[@BabzProductions]

@@_lil_lil Me too Girl X

[@UniTheClown]

@@_lil_lil oh God I still struggle trying to learn to be adult because of everything that I went through and everything that held me back

[@MR-nb2wi]

Dan talking about flunking biology while wearing a slackers shirt 😂

[@buildingfilming]

It's the worst feeling when looking back at an embarrassing moment and realizing what you could've done or said to save it.

[@brittney117]

I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about AB’s story, I cried laughing at his Emperor Palpatine voice. GIVE INTO YOUR HATE

[@karakat1401]

@@Krivvet R U OKAY?

[@vickymorriskeen5817]

I related to Dan's story a lot. The parts where he just didnt care about school. For me.. I wasn't trying to be rebellious, just something didn't click with me. I wanted my free time when I got home and knew I would do poorly with the homework anyways. I would ask people if I could copy their homework. After graduating.. I learned SO much more about life and the important things from different jobs and relationships. I don't regret it.

[@orkiso1]

yeah I dont know, I really cant relate. I hate school, thinks its really useless for the most part but like the bare minimum effort gets me so far and it hardly derails my life outside of school so I can never understand literally not doing anything other than showing up. just do the bare minimum. easy high grades. idk why most people wont

[@jadamessner3700]

yea same

[@maxpowers4436]

@@orkiso1 " just do the bare minimum. easy high grades. idk why most people wont" Thats not how it works. Most people bare minimum=shit grades

[@vickymorriskeen5817]

@@orkiso1 I can understand where you are coming from. I guess I did the bare minimum more so than nothing. I went to a private school so I had a lot of poor grades. It was disheartening when I actually would try in Algebra and Chemistry (etc) and would still get poor grades. So the last few years I stopped caring as much. Its always better if a student can try, but I don't tend to look down on people that dont put in a lot of effort because I understand why.

[@vickymorriskeen5817]

@@maxpowers4436 yeah I agree with that. Bare minimun was terrible grades for me in almost every subject. There were a few people I went to school with that would do the bare minimum and get great grades. Idk how they did it. I was envious tbh.

[@alexhvrvey]

as someone who dropped out in 10th grade, it makes me genuinely happy that teachers and admins are finally making it so kids don't flunk. i had an insane amount of trauma from 9th-10th grade and just could NOT focus on school & if my teachers would have reached out i may have stayed. school just really isn't for everyone!

[@ceighmn]

this is what happened to me. so calming to hear i’m not the only one lol. did it all turn out okay?

[@Svgarcanna]

Same!! I was very sick my senior year with an eating disorder among a ton of other mental illnesses etc and none of my teachers gave a fuck. They just assumed I was stupid and lazy lmao. Ended up dropping out. No regrets.

[@jamie2397]

Zach’s story killed me - the Rosebud Salve that he used on his ass, is intended for lips. It’s basically lipgloss

[@Roxonymous]

It's for lips and dry skin

[@marinaamiller]

AB imitating the emperor is so golden

[@CezaMVO]

These are the best. This is basically the H3Boys pod I've been asking for me.

[@KristysEdits]

Zach is insane 😂😂😂😂

[@LittleRainGames]

Ethan be happy, that was probably the moment that secured you with Hila. There is no such thing as a coincidence.

[@danadomino]

AB's funeral story knocked me dead, idk why 🤣 short but sweet.

[@Badstarrising]

Dan’s school story wearing a shirt that said “The Slackers” 😂 “I realized I needed to put 15% effort in” been there 😅

[@GrantJudkins]

Andy's writing bit would actually KILL

[@haileecutiepie]

I have been binge watching this one video all day over and over I can’t get enough of your guys stories, they are the best and truly make my day 10 times better

[@hayleemcarthur2957]

Thank you for this comment because I’ve watched it a couple times now lol

[@nikahatt]

The universe called you to lick that chick’s lips so that you would end up with Hila, that’s why it happened.

[@TubularToob]

Every story was so good, what a great segment

[@M_K_M_K_M_K]

Man….. I was at a cremation, and someone started singing a very emotional song, everybody’s crying, and something about her voice just made me need to laugh so bad. I spent 3 minutes - eternity - staring into nothing, avoiding eye contact with anyone and just trying to breathe the urge away. That song just kept on going and I felt so horrible 😅.

[@rubberbandmandestruction390]

The Ferrari story was hilarious. I bet his dad lost a client.

[@summeradan9665]

This just shook loose soooo many memories from high school and college that I never wanted to relive

[@MyGuise]

ETHAN!! Don’t feel bad… I was with a guy that (because he wanted to be sensual/memorable) bit the ever living shit out of my lips when we were making out for the first time… I went into work the next day looking like I’d had lip injections the day before, I’m not even joking… It was actually around the time that the Kylie Jenner “shot glass challenge” was a thing, so everyone at work joked that that’s what happened to me 😅 SOOO embarrassing.. Anyway… At least you didn’t do that??

[@kojik4271]

Damn, he forgot how to nibble? Risky move regardless haha. Good story!

[@MyGuise]

@@kojik4271 yes lol… Not the best experience 😅 Those things are sensitive, man 🤣

[@charleshern6958]

@@MyGuise one time kissing with my ex jokingly I sucked her left cheek and it left a big bruise looking thing so it looked like I had beat her lol uh so awkward

[@martinehiland9235]

this happend to me too!! he bit sooo hard my lip got all lumpy and purple

[@beeboobae]

my first and last sneaky link didn’t even kiss it was all just biting my lips hard af🤢🤢🤢

[@jacksonbaker8281]

This is what I wish the podcast was like all the time

[@austinguidry2]

just sitting around telling stories - this is good vibes - love it!

[@NoOneCaresJSYK]

As a former band kid (co 13) who played multiple instruments (first flute then french horn/tuba) I’m dying at his attack on clarinet players and the drummers. I also dated drummers so I know for a fact he’s 100% right. They have a rep everywhere.

[@p1ish]

Dan's right. Clarinet girls were always so annoying.

[@crystaleunoia3974]

@@p1ish I don't know what my older sister was like in school but she played clarinet. 😂

[@IRepko]

These are amazing it feels like an AA meeting they are all so ashamed lmaooo

[@novtwenty838]

ian is the funniest member of h3. genuinely. he has the best comedic timing and needs to do standup again asap

[@emkato21]

Thank you for making me feel slightly better about my humiliating experiences lmao

[@sxmxnthx000]

I felt the pain through my phone screen listening to Ethan's story lol

[@dirtyblondfish]

Can totally relate to Dan's story about trouble with school. I graduated by the skin of my teeth thanks to "Saturday School" where you could make up for days you'd skipped by going in for like 5 hours on a Saturday. And I skipped a lot of days. I was a good student up till 11th grade. Then I just kinda...did bad.

[@p1ish]

I was a perfect student until 2nd semester of senior year. Holy crap. I was high honor roll until that moment, D's out the wazoo. So glad I was able to hang on for that long.

[@Jaylord42o]

I did basically the same as what Dan did. My freshmen and sophomore year I skipped, I flunked my classes, and I’d hide my report card or always have an excuse why a grade was incorrect. My junior and senior year it all clicked and I had to step on the gas with a full schedule as a senior to graduate. I’m glad I did to this day.

[@kierankobaissi2396]

Dan's laugh is so contagious

[@Jordan-qi2dn]

Bro you guys gotta do these more often! I honestly love it when the crew just talks about random shit and old stories.

[@lil_tistic]

the crew better get paid good for being so involved in content at this point

[@limerence_couture]

They get that 5%

[@LittleRainGames]

@@limerence_couture Haha good one

[@commanderwaddles3483]

Those catching a friend's eye & laughing at the worse moment were really my favorite parts of highschool 🤣

[@debrabrown3302]

Stories from the crew are always my favorite highlights.

[@Treebeard1992]

Dan's summer school story is pretty much a perfect summary of my highschool experience.

[@mrs.tremond3313]

These segments are hilarious. They should keep doing these except with live callers calling in to tell their cringiest stories. cause I'm sure they are starting to run out by now

[@phelony3973]

I know Ethan says he doesn’t read many comments but if Dan or anyone might I just want to say I’ve been watching since I was in a freshman in highschool every time I see a new video from you guys it feels like home to me honestly Ethan (and the crew and family)is my favorite comfort creator(s)♥️

[@FrostedRaps]

Ethan Klein the licking guy (say it like Bill nye the science guy)

[@MR-nb2wi]

Klein Klein Klein Klein

[@FrostedRaps]

@@MR-nb2wi 🤣🤣🤣

[@commanderwaddles3483]

I love this lmao

[@mr.burkenstock4188]

Literally the only thing that keeps bringing me back to the H3H3 podcast is the people, holy hell is this the best crew of all time.

[@BJRUThere]

This was a great segment. I love when the crew gets to jump in and just riff.

[@kendraheise414]

Watching eps like this make me feel like I’m just hanging out with a group of friends. I listen your podcasts all day at work and hide my AirPods with my hair to make sure nobody sees. I would not be able to get through my day without you guys and your amazing stories :) love all of you h3

[@Sgublaka94]

If you’re even a bit nervous kissing is hard. It’s also hard with no experience. That’s ok.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

👅

[@walidansari79]

You a man or woman? Lol

[@walidansari79]

Or a maven?

[@jane-louiseclaxton7923]

@@walidansari79 awesome comment, you rock!

[@baby.goblin]

personally I like the lip licking lol I do it and it’s sensual and feels great

[@HelloJenni20]

I have a similar story to Love’s. In middle school me and a partner were in front of the whole class giving a speech that we wrote about the Holocaust. Idk what happened but I got really nervous and just started laughing and I could NOT stop. I even turned around and faced the board to try to calm down and I just couldn’t, I had to go sit down. It was so horrible 😩

[@Svgarcanna]

Something like that happened to me in school when I was reading out loud. It’s a panic response. So embarrassing

[@beeboobae]

i’m dead

[@BJRUThere]

This was a great segment. I love when the crew gets to jump in and just riff for a while.

[@cierrabeara6070]

Zach's story is every girl when she gets her period for the first time lol

[@luispablofreire]

Foot soldiers revisiting the highlights during hiatus stand up!!

[@lauren.2001]

YUP

[@sierrasierra2595]

I did so incredibly poorly in middle school and high school solely due to the fact that I hated school and would skip class and not do my homework but I am very smart and love learning so I would no joke get A's on every exam and I loved reading and writing so I always did essays I just hated worksheets and bs assignments like it seemed so pointless to me... Anyways I finessed deals with my teachers every quarter and would do all the homework I missed during the week before grades were due and that's how I passed. Senior year they tried to say I couldn't graduate bc technically I had too many absences but I was able to get doctor's notes and stuff to cover that bc I had an eating disorder in high school so my mom got my therapist to write a letter to my school. 6 years later and I am currently in my last year of law school. The moral of the story, high school should not define you. I think we put way too much pressure on teenagers to make "life-changing" decisions. I barely knew who I was at 15, 16, 17, etc. And I really didn't discover myself or even get comfortable with my own body and existence until my 20s. And yes I was lucky enough to be born with privilege and opportunity which is the only reason no one gave up on me and I was given 2nd, 3rd, and 4th chances. I understand not everyone has that and that's why I think the changes in schools with not flunking people is so important. Some people are dealing with their own demons and some people are just late bloomers. So many people told me I was going to be a failure but really I just need the right environment to thrive in and to give me purpose. Law school is that for me and I feel a deep sense of passion and commitment to the legal career I am building. And it seems like production/H3 is that for Dan. We need to allow kids the opportunity to find what gives them purpose and then we will see them thriving and becoming great contributors to society.

[@personsurname6073]

ethan really had a chesnuts moment in real life with the poetry

[@bunnihanni]

I know right 😭😭😭😭😭 was just about to comment.

[@Yumemaru.]

Chestnuuuuts

[@aracelimarin7081]

“I ‘ AM THE SENATE “ gets me every Fucken time lol! ☮️&🤍

[@jennynovoa8586]

Abs story was gold 😂😂 can't stop laughing

[@lyfii]

so ethan was the "licking guy" and dan was a "drum major"

[@lovelycoccinelle]

and AB was the senate

[@katz5156]

AB and Zacks stories had me in stitched omfg. I was laughing so hard. Your guys' cringe stories are the best man omg.

[@PDS24]

Emperor Palpatine story from A.B. EASILY the best story here by faaaar. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Elec18ful]

Can relate to your story ethan, different topic but your definately right about that inverse formula, the worse it is the more you can't look your friend in the eye or you piss yourself laughing

[@gabrielleanderson779]

I love hearing the crew’s stories

[@jayesh1212-i3d]

So this was the story that Donna was mentioning, I can see why he cringed so hard at that moment.

[@silje1770]

I was in the middel of making dinner, but had to stop in the middle cause I was laughing so hard at AB’s story - that is not cringe, that is hilarious

[@SP1DERMOUTH]

watching this in 2023 hearing zach say rosebud idk its too much after watching the prolapse tiktok lmao

[@Mettalovepeace]

Dans talking about flunking out of school while wearing a ”slacker” shirt 😂

[@Marchosiasss]

AB has the best stories!

[@GiraffeCoco]

46:14

[@amandawalsh8960]

Lmfaooo this was the best 1hour 1minute and 32 seconds of h3 ever.

[@dreaK561]

re-watching this after january 30, 2023 is kinda funny lol history always repeats itself

[@markhaus]

Holy shit these were great I was dying laughing through some of these. These kind of really personal embarassing stories that we're ok with sharing after the sting has wore off are some of the funniest stories people can tell.

[@Thejackranger]

Damn, AB's story was so fucking wild lmao the voice, the nipple twist, the Rock

[@noahschoonover206]

this is the best ep ever

[@bpcobrian92]

Re-watching this clip cause I’m neurodivergent, thrive off routine, and leftovers is canceled. I totally forgot about this era with all the Ryan posters in the background. Out of context- it’s so fucking hilarious

[@scrodiemcboogerball9414]

Ethan probably dosent even realize how much good advice that is, when u learn to laugh and not be embarrassed you can usually save yourself in a situation like that, attitude is everything

[@marianatorres6920]

Love that Dan was a Drum Major in high school. I feel like it makes sense and that comes from a fellow high school drum major.

[@thepowerofmyth]

Great segment. This had me reminiscing about all my high school cringe .moments haha

[@emeraldfox76]

Resonated so hard with Dan's story! I think we're about the same age, too, which makes it hit harder somehow. My anxiety issues and being bullied.. all of that just totally eclipsed my love for learning and I just retreated into myself. I never did homework, I'd walk home all the time. I did the bare minimum to graduate because I felt that pressure of not wanting to be the person that had to repeat a year or something. I was really lucky in that my school was really small/shitty and I'm naturally pretty smart so I could skate by quite well. The homework was what nearly did me in, though. Honestly, shout out to the whole crew! I parasocially adore you all, and I love these candid clips.

[@pabloarturorodriguez314]

here after black Monday

[@WillToNihilsm]

Ethan mentions how he always laughs inappropriately in this episode so that's not a lie

[@pedrodiaz2855]

That bit Ian was saying with writing notes on his arm reminds of Rick glass man when he kept giving “corrected” notes to the person introducing him

[@FrostedRaps]

1:10-1:30 made me laugh with the awkward pause and being like... you right. 😅

[@jtdfluglzfutzfdt]

When i first saw this clip on the show i almost threw up laughing when Ethan said "what is wrong with this kid? he left goo behind. he must have thought you were the most vile kid he's ever met."

[@samanthagalvin3281]

I got a 9% on my GYM report card ... gym class torched my GPA. I had a gym teacher that had a weird issue with me and kicked me out for doing anything that no one else even got a warning for. We had a ta that would be called to get me m w f... every gym class. Our teacher drank in his car and my class came to a conclusion I looked like someone who hurt him. It's funny and not funny because a 9 percent in gym class is extremely embarrassing. They switched our teacher specifically because of his weird vendetta with me and one or two other students. He would kick 1 to 10 people out a class. The only time I did something suspendable which was smashing my friend in the face multiple times with a text book mid class. He kicked him out not me. Wish we had a non flunkable rule then.

[@ZorinZato]

Hang ON Dan is just going to gloss over that he was a drum major? He just got major respect from the band kids and he’s so blasé lol

[@aliforsythe]

the fact that AB said he was going to/worked at Lava makes me feel so much closer to him cause I literally go there lmao it's a mess

[@stephensquirrelz7902]

is he talking about lava lounge?

[@bluenosethebaby]

Zach playing the Yoko Ono sound byte got really annoying really fast lmao 💀

[@brokenheadaches6263]

Fuck man after a hard day, rn lifting in the gym mad out of my mind listening to this and ab story’s make my back go weak laughing. Ab is pure.

[@datpuh1374]

Dan’s school story sounded like it could be a Simpsons episode 💀💀

[@heatherhansen1453]

I'm rewatching this after the QT incident, and guys, and our boi just hasn't changed since college

[@ChefZak]

Really appreciate Dan's t-shirt. The Slackers are a wonderful band and it's fitting for his story too!