We Dressed According To Kristin's Old Schools' Dress Codes | Kitchen And Jorn

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[@kitchenandjorn]

We're especially funny in this one!

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

You guys are always funny! But... tell me honestly. Was there any weed behind the scenes. If so i want some lol

[@kitchenandjorn]

@@datgaydangernoodle1315 No, but you should have weed if you want some! (and you're an adult, of course!)

[@naynerboppers5254]

You are really silly in this and made me smile and chuckle.....thank you Ladies!

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

@@kitchenandjorn *laughs in 14*

[@laurenschenck5355]

You guys are always funny awesome 🥰

[@rosey4exclaim]

I substitute at a middle and a high school, and I don't even bother reading the students' dress code because I know I'll never report any of them for breaking it. Because dress codes are sexist and racist. Thanks for pointing out how ridiculous they can be!

[@kaylawoodbury2308]

Depending on the school they are also LGBTphobic

[@Eventide215]

People throw around "racist" way too easily anymore. Them saying the "no sagging" is racist is just ridiculous.. I've seen people of all races and ages with pants that are exposing like half of their ass.. That would definitely be inappropriate in a school setting. I also understand like plunging neck lines not being allowed on females. Certain things though like the fingertip rule is just idiotic.. not sexist or racist.. just flat out stupid. Not everything is suddenly racist, sexist, etc.

[@TheLeannelithium]

@@Eventide215 Sagging started as a fashion trend amongst Black communities, by banning it you are saying this Black fashion trend isn’t allowed which sounds pretty racist especially because it could easily fall under the no undergarments showing rule but instead they feel the need to specifically target Black culture.

[@Eventide215]

@@TheLeannelithium Just because a fashion trend starts in a community doesn't mean banning it is suddenly racist.. Sagging actually started as a gang thing among black people. It then became a trend for any kind of "gangster" type no matter what the race. Showing off half of your ass isn't a "fashion trend" though.. it's just a symbol of idiocy. If you want to argue that's racist, I should be allowed to be nudist because otherwise that's sexist and racist as well as being against humans as a species. Clothing that would be considered as a racial thing is something that's culturally significant.. like a hijab which is part of being Muslim.

[@TheLeannelithium]

@@Eventide215 There’s so much to unpack here lol A lot of white fashion trends also started as “gang” trends or prison trends. These things often leak into street fashion in many cultures, that doesn’t negate them as fashion trends. Also your phrasing of it being a sign of idiocy is racist in and of itself. Your fashion tastes and how you decide to dress your body has nothing to do with your intelligence but I guess because a black persons sags their dumb???? And finally a hijab is a religious clothing item not racial so that point was irrelevant and truly shows how uneducated you are in all of this. I implore you to actually do research. Have a good day.

[@lolababy411]

Principal Brie saying “I live here” fully reminded me how traumatizing it was to see your teachers in public.

[@thegirlwithglasses3153]

I wish I could of had that moment or thought teachers just lived at school. My mom was one so all the secrets of teachers and the teachers lounge was exposed for me early on. But I did get cookies from the vending machine.

[@ThingMaBobJimmy]

@@thegirlwithglasses3153 Yup, same boat. I was raised by my grandparents and both were teachers. I remember being very confused when some kids thought the teachers never left the school.

[@PaintedMoonBlue]

Really?

[@virtualprimatologist]

Jen looking at her hands and saying "I should have been 5 foot 6" just absolutely killed me

[@macularius]

yeah, I felt that 😭

[@zwizh]

Argh! I went to a super conservative private Christian school and once wore a shirt with lace sleeves. Got a “tally” (discipline slip) for my bra strap falling off my shoulder and showing through the lace. Then I got another tally for rolling my eyes and saying, “Well, would you rather me not wear a bra then?!” Still mad about it and I’m almost 34.

[@Rose-jz6sx]

I'm mad just reading about that! Fucking ridiculous.

[@leilajaafari8436]

I went to Catholic school and girls got in trouble all the time for skirts

[@vanessadalton8020]

I took my bra off through my sleeve once because I got in trouble for my strap showing. I felt I solved a problem. They felt my mother should be notified.

[@mellie4174]

This reminds me of So much trauma!

[@kathybryar06]

You had the correct response!

[@maia_gaia]

"Fortunately, the principle is attracted to me sexually, so I don't think I'm gonna get a fair shake" Bad news: this is how every school I attended functioned! Or if it wasn't sexual attraction, it was blatant favoritism. As with most rules, they were selectively enforced on the "bad" kids

[@_gremlinboy]

Yep! Only the hottest girls got away with dress code violations, crazy how that works.

[@HelloKittysFriend418]

@@_gremlinboy yes

[@Claireannette77]

I called out my principal for not taking students issues seriously and she threatened to ban me from campus🙄 She’ll care when one of her students unalives themselves. I was almost one of those students AND I was the one to stay up all night on the phone talking students out of it, not her!

[@MaryJane-tp3qd]

Oh that’s why my more out there looking friends got dress coded. I could never wear dresses no matter how pretty and flowery they where... I got “teased” a lot by my violin teacher too

[@victoriaosborne5826]

Wait but doesn’t the poncho break the “no excessively loose or tight garments” rule. So even with the punishment, you’re still breaking the dress code.

[@kitchenandjorn]

HA yes omg

[@fancydeer]

I just realized how classist these rules are as well. The "not excessively loose/tight" "not ripped/frayed" like when the school buys clothes for their kids when they gain/lose weight, grow or have to wear hand me downs then they can dictate how clothes should fit and what state they're in. The racism and sexism is obvious.

[@MellifluousPrism]

Also, I think the thing about vague dress codes being worse is that they can go for whomever they want. And being able to go for whomever they want… well. We know who’s gonna get targeted more often, don’t we. 🥴 It’s a free for all for prejudice.

[@Vampyricc]

This Just In: Dress Codes is officially returning

[@Dakota-vs7gb]

Brie’s dress looks GORGEOUS on her!!! Blue is such a beautiful color on her 🥲

[@JasonLeeIsAGod]

Digging her curls too.

[@SabrinaHawk]

Right I was thinking the same thing

[@thebusyandtired]

I usually browse/watch YT on my TV and I pulled out my phone just to come comment this lol

[@cotown4189]

That's such a sweet observation! I totally agree!

[@aliviavandergrift1270]

Is Brie kristens husband I’m a lil confused

[@KH-zr6pt]

I was homeschooled and there was one time when I was a teenager where I bought a dress that had a somewhat lowcut mesh insert and the person at the register was like "Oh, you could probably even wear this to school if you wore a camisole under it!" and I remember thinking "What the fuck is she talking about, why would I wear a camisole??" lol

[@amberdevine5548]

Flashbacks to when the teachers would dress code me when I developed earlier than other girls, but didn't dress code the other girls 🥲

[@kaylawoodbury2308]

That's really gross and perverted of them, they literally saw you hit puberty early and sexualized and shamed you for something you couldn't control. It's in the same realm of "if a boy does something bad to a girl, it's the girls fault for tempting him" In 5th grade I was apart of a summer rec program. I wore a halter top one day and one of the boys snuck behind me and untied it. When I turned to yell and him he punched me in the throat which triggered an asthma attack. A councilor rushed over, gave me my inhaler and asked what happened. Thankfully he did at the very least get in trouble for punching me BUT HE DID NOT GET IN TROUBLE FOR UNTYING MY HALTER. Instead I got in trouble for wearing it and a new dress code of no halters was implemented with there only reason being "Boys will be tempted to pull the strings"

[@simritagop]

@@kaylawoodbury2308 god that absolutely sucks. I can't even imagine how awful that is. I lose a little bit of hope in society everyday

[@MaryJane-tp3qd]

My school was the opposite. Anyone who was usually covered must stay covered I guess !

[@mellie4174]

Omg! I'm so outraged for you right now!

[@mellie4174]

@@kaylawoodbury2308 say it louder! And I'm so outraged for you too! Cause you know we couldn't possibly teach the boys not to harass women! 🙄

[@guywiththelongcirl]

also i gotta say i believe , if taking the rules literally, many of jens shirts could count as excessively baggy therefor being disqualified.

[@lizb7271]

I've often wondered with these kinds of videos what the most provocative thing one could get away with under a dress code is. Pretty sure under some dress codes a latex catsuit is allowed because it covers everything.

[@Rose-jz6sx]

Hahahaha omg I would love a teen to wear that.

[@_gremlinboy]

Lmao I'm having flashbacks, at least two of my schools ended up changing the dress code because of me. I would wear things they didn't like but that I knew weren't officially outlined in the dress code and it's ridiculous now to think back at how pressed they were about it. At my elementary school we had full uniforms, like we could only wear certain colors (red white blue black and khaki) and the clothes themselves had to be a certain style and were gendered (boys could wear pants or shorts, girls could wear skirts or jumper dresses with optional pantyhose or leggings.) It sucked but almost immediately I realized there was no rule about sock colors, so for my whole year there I wore these funky neon-striped knee high socks every day. I was told they changed the rules over the summer but I'd already moved away. Then when I was in high school we had a pretty typical dress code, but I made everyone mad because I (was undiagnosed autistic) started wearing face paint related to my big special interest at the time and was also wearing pajama pants to school a lot due to sensory issues, and again, they added a line about "excessive makeup or face paint" and also outlawed wearing nightclothes to school. So tl;dr you could probably get away with stuff that would make them real mad but they'd probably just seethe until they can change the rules over the summer.

[@tweetthang96]

Pretty sure my mom actually did wear a catsuit (or something very similar) to school once because it was a loophole. They changed rules because of her lol

[@greekchick104]

@@_gremlinboy that's absolutely some legendary and iconic shit.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

4:43 I’m loving the dramatic reading of comic strip themed garments lol

[@katiecrowley88]

Also if the rules say “excessively short skirts and shorts” than an excessively short dress is a loophole.

[@helenascorner]

I am not sure what Jen means when she says “a lot of pasta making up my rack too” but I relate

[@jenicat55]

Could you try dress codes for companies?

[@kitchenandjorn]

That's a good idea!

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

I got reprimanded for skirts right above my knee while senior staff didn't get reprimanded for mid-thigh skirts. I feel like this is a hierarchy thing.

[@riverbierle2203]

I remember while I was working at a tattoo shop for an apprenticeship the dress code was "don't be naked" and "if you are naked, please limit your nakedness around new customers" lmao

[@samb8509]

was Bree just minding her own business and then you walked up to her and said "do you want to be the principal?" and she followed out of curiosity?

[@kitchenandjorn]

...that is literally what happened

[@Erik_Emer]

God, these rules make my k-12 dress code look like a breeze: 1. No jeans 2. No shirts with wording or non-design pictures that can't be covered with the student's hand. 3. No pajamas 4. Charity Fridays allow all clothing if student has donated (basically, all the above don't matter these days)

[@emokoala]

No jeans? But...why? 😆

[@terriwilliamson3930]

I would not be allowed to wear almost any clothes because all i wear is graphic t shirts and distressed jeans

[@cheekyb71]

Well Kristen wouldn't have been allowed at the second school either, it specifically said no bare chest or midriff AND it had the same excessively short rule that ruled out the same dress from the first school? Principal Brie, I spot some favouritism hahahahaha

[@paigeh.9208]

I was gonna say my schools definitely wouldn’t have allowed any cleavage, so she would’ve been dress coded for the top part, with or without the length issue

[@marteolsen929]

I'll be a qualified teacher in Norway next year, and legit: the only kind of clothes teachers should care about is if they are weather appropriate so the kids won't die during recess or throughout the day from heat or cold. Anything else is bullshit

[@joellatravis9898]

Brie's dress is EVERYTHING to me. It's so gorgeous!

[@jeannielikeinabottle]

I'm shocked that while doing a sponsored you guys taught me my adhd might have something to do with my crippling anxiety about picking meals. You ladies are amazing

[@hollis7547]

I would have gladly watched an hour long version of this where you go through all six dress codes. Y’all are so funny!

[@eleveneleven11114]

I sent my daughter to school today in a t-shirt and leggings... Thought that was totally appropriate for 1st grade 🤷‍♀️

[@raysha9932]

Why not ?

[@eleveneleven11114]

@@raysha9932 It was one of Kristin's elementary school dress codes😉 I thought that one was especially silly for young kids!

[@jennifert8542]

My high school banned leggings claiming they weren't pants

[@Eventide215]

@@eleveneleven11114 I think it really depends on the leggings and what it could possibly be exposing around the crotch is why they say that. Pants typically have more structure to them that don't allow things like the "camel toe" but leggings can sometimes be so form fitting it'll show. Especially for young kids they wouldn't know to like readjust their clothes and check those sort of things. While the other kids wouldn't even care, it's the other adults you have to worry about..

[@Tazzie1312]

@@Eventide215 ...if you have to worry about the adults at an elementary school being affected by a child's clothing, the problem is not the clothing.

[@FangoDeMaria]

And once again, Brie continues to serve absolute looks. That dress is so cute on her!

[@BooFlo62]

ok but like Kristen in the tank and shorts? hello? I am respectfully admiring

[@PokhrajRoy.]

If only Kristin’s school had a dress code consisting of Moto Jackets 😂

[@kitchenandjorn]

They'd be all set!

[@uglillie]

9:19 is what I imagine Brie and Kristin look like on a bad day at Disney

[@taylormademadness]

Brie’s dress is so cute!

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Ikr!

[@MellifluousPrism]

I know everyone’s saying this but since it literally can’t ever be overstated: BRIE YOUR DRESS IS SPECTACULAR!!!

[@laurenbergstrom4006]

I need to know where it is from!!!

[@ashleighbruner6868]

I would love to see brie do this challenge. Having her dress like she does now. I love her style

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The Shame Poncho either looks cute or the outfit you wear before being attacked by a homicidal clown.

[@k80_]

I literally made myself an apron out of that comic book skirt fabric when I was a kid… when you were reading from it I got thrown back in time

[@ella9369]

yessss i’ve been waiting for this all week!!

[@Emsullivannn]

Taking a mandatory work break for this

[@kitchenandjorn]

Us too!

[@ribbittxfrog]

We moved from a very large city in Texas to a rural town in Texas before I started 8th grade. Although their dress code was archaic in the rural town and the same dress code applied to elementary thru high school, the one thing that caught me off guard was the shoe policy. Shoes were literally not required. It stemmed from it being a really poor town at one time. I tested that rule in high school. One day it was bare feet all day for me! Not a word was said. 😳

[@Lady.Fern.]

I went threw most of high school without shoes, I ended up dating someone a few years after graduation that went to the same school but was in a different grade and he said he knew me as “barefoot girl” 😂

[@heatherkorynta691]

" lot's of pasta making up my rack too." 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@mus3.j4yd3n]

Omggggg Brie and Kristin were so cute in their little ponchos

[@catchyname5403]

“Jen is obsessed with the fact that she has bigger hands and I don’t know why” **clears throat** mmhmm 😎

[@sheamagnus6826]

So glad to see this series return!!!

[@tanyasheikh9458]

Love you guys so much. Lots of love from South Africa

[@ainsleykirkpatrick5420]

She’s such a lovely partner 🥰 it’s my favourite when she comes and helps! I love seeing all three of you interact !

[@sallycaplan379]

This series was always one of my favorites! I'm glad they are bringing it back

[@HoHanonnona]

the only "rule" my former junior high school had, when it came to clothing, was "no shirts with the Swedish flag on it" because it was concidered as racist. Now, Idk if this was really true, or if it was just a rumour, but I heard stories about teachers telling the kids to change if they wore a shirt like that.

[@ms.borzynski2195]

I don’t love that Jen hooks her hangers what I would say is backward 😂

[@kelseyd2831]

brie is the cutest principal 😭

[@laurenragle5228]

Because of the way I was raised (not my dress code in school), I couldn't have things "too short" or my bra strap showing. I still am conscious of this today, even though I'm 32. Like, I'm an adult and can follow my own rules, but ... someone needs to remind me of that.

[@nicolestewart2843]

Watching them always feels like I am watching good friends. They make me so happy.

[@sadcatloaf3794]

*coming in from a long week of work* This vibe you both have, brings me joy. So much joy.

[@themeechelle]

Out of curiosity i looked up my high schools dress code and the wording is fascinating. I almost want them to try it

[@PokhrajRoy.]

No low-rise trousers? Y2K is literally offended lol

[@janebea4575]

I’m so friggin’ excited for the return of dress codes! 😆

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Brie would be the most adorable principal.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@IAmOmniscient Oh hello!

[@platypusdara]

Glad the dress code videos are BACK!!! Also every time I watch one it makes me so glad to be out of school. I don't miss ridiculous dress codes one bittttt

[@owatson7648]

My moms a teacher and she’s gotten into full on fights with her bosses over dress codes. Imagine if we put all the time and resources dedicated to enforcing dress codes towards mental health resources for students instead.

[@mellie4174]

Yes!!

[@weirdostories6297]

This was one of my favorite series ever on KZbin I watched it over and over again and I’m so happy to see it again thank you Christian and Jen the best to you

[@Princesslov27]

I love these videos with you two. Can’t wait for more!

[@philipyean6412]

Yes. Loved that you are bringing back this series! Do more please!!!😁😁😁

[@ehmeh7217]

My school is sooo lenient they do not care what you wear as long as it doesn't have curse words or shows 90% of your body. And I'm thankful for that

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

I have a shirt that says ‘In loving memory of’ would that not be allowed- it’s technically a symbol of death

[@shananigans6154]

Strap-on harness is A OK👌🏻 😂🤣 Love it.

[@graciehadlich]

Love you guys so much! I was wondering if you’re ever going to do one of these dress codes with Devin? I know you said it in one of the previous school dress codes videos and I can’t stop thinking about it!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@rebeccapopolo7405]

The friendship you to have is just my favorite. And Bri is looking great!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

After Moto Jackets, Kristin has Pasta-inspired garments. Love that!

[@itsrichwoods]

Every video I am reminded why I love these 3!

[@Tazzie1312]

YES MY FAVOURITE SERIES RETURNS

[@cfor8129]

Every time brie guest stars I'm so happy! Fun video as always

[@briannalawson2568]

Yayyyyy this was my favorite series

[@delcarr26]

Brie gets cuter and cuter every time she appears. I love that happy being!!

[@abenhookostich4886]

Kitchen, those black and white shorts are fabulous, and i can't wait to see you rock them!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

In India, we have uniforms. The most unflattering garment ever.

[@GwendolynnBY]

in the u.s., private schools and charter schools (usually) have uniforms. it's just public schools that have dress codes instead.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@GwendolynnBY Interesting.

[@seonkim7499]

I’d rather wear a uniform, that way you don’t have to decide what to wear 😂

[@susanspringer8520]

Omg Bree's dress is so pretty! She looks so beautiful!!!

[@Lala-du4jm]

your videos make my day so much better thank you!!

[@timn.8872]

Im so glad they're bringing this back :)

[@memento_milo]

IM SO EXCITED!! THE NOSTALGIA

[@brettdenise3722]

Yes I love this! Please do it more with random dress codes! Like you used to on buzzfeed! Please please please

[@Toxic.Mangaka]

I was only subscribed to As/Is for the dress code videos. I’m so happy to see this😭❤️✨

[@lininacrowne1941]

Jen is just such a mood all the time

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Students in School: “Principal’ Jen in School: “Princi-PAL.”

[@sarahmalinowski3542]

I have missed these episodes. Loved the ponchos

[@shawndpadley]

My middle school (attended 2004-2007) had oversized, florescent green t shirts that said "I

[@stevanned7768]

Principal Brie’s outfit is so cute, I love the length and color!!

[@that_feralghoul_reaver7657]

Kitchen looks Hella comfie in her black shorts and tank. I need that type of comfort.

[@abriannaruiz]

honestly I just love seeing Jen and Kristin being their truest selves. like they seem so happy these days

[@ariannalamb5723]

In middle school I got dress coded for having a hole in my back pocket. The thing is the hole was only through the outer layer of the pocket so there was still a layer of jean material under it. Nothing was showing and they made me put a big piece of silver duct tape over it.

[@jayk6447]

For some reason kristin in the poncho reminds me of the stepsister in three wishes for cinderella. (The obscure czech-german fairytale film that is a christmas classic in some european countries.)

[@skyshack4194]

I don't think kristen is good for the second school. I'm pretty sure that would be considered cleavage.

[@cheekyb71]

Yeah I agree!

[@samperez3249]

Hey Jorn, when you yelled “Line!” You reminded me of the girl from Scream the show

[@carolinedunlap2145]

My brother went to Jasper. I never realized that Kristin lived in Plano!!!

[@katescribbles6311]

Yayyyy this was always my favorite series on ladylike !!!🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@ScathingSarcasm]

Bri that dress is so CUTE

[@WeaversFate]

I really like Bri's dress 💜 Sorry if I miss spelled her name

[@jessicazaytsoff1494]

I really like these videos (glad you have the IP to do them on your own without the previous channel getting a cut!) More would be nice! But from what I learned from the (spit) previous channel I have been able to push back on some dress codes in my field of work. Especially on the more vague wording that relies on one person's definition of appropriate. So thanks for the education!

[@musicariess29]

You guys are almost at 500k subs!! YAY!!!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Omg I love Jen’s collection of shirts 👏🏽

[@Car9905]

You videos always make my day!! Thank you creating amazing content that can always pick me up and make me laugh! I love you guys so much, thanks for making the world a happier place!!

[@bis4257]

I use to love the dress code videos on lady like so glad u guys made a dress code video!