We gave our bald friend hair again.... | The Yard

[@jacksonbrossett6013]

Zipper pulling up a map that doesn’t have Kosovo on it and neither of them knowing was hilarious

[@zl1ck371]

had me dying

[@KuroShiiiiro]

isnt kosovo a fake country anyways? "fake"...it secceded unilaterally right?

[@jonas1015119]

@@KuroShiiiiro its not universally recognized, but most of europe (minus serbia) and the US do

[@rinor971]

@@KuroShiiiirowhen it seceded from yugoslavia the majority of people in kosovo wanted (and still want) to unite with albania but that could’ve sparked more tensions in the balkans so it was agreed to be an independent country

[@glizzygobbler420]

@@KuroShiiiiro it’s not recognized by enough countries to be considered a “real country” but it has its own gov and elections seperate from Serbia. But most maps won’t show Kosovo or will have its borders shown with a dotted a line

[@ladycalily]

The thought of a grown man being cold in the night and deciding that sleeping on hand warmers is the best option is. Absolutely batshit

[@necron4306]

Batshit guy. Maybe evil? Should get heated blanket. No more problem. Maybe singular heat pads? Who knows.

[@SpoonsYT]

this guy is clinically insane

[@nightlock8381]

I just realized I do discriminate against bald people because I saw slime with hair in the thumbnail and immediately thought “there’s a man who wouldn’t support a child pageant”

[@stevenstripes]

for adults.

[@JJsNotHomeMan]

​@@stevenstripes but only children

[@dillster971]

@@JJsNotHomeMan but no kids allowed

[@chi6457]

Watching them argue over where Kosovo is on a map that doesn't show Kosovo is hilarious.

[@wilmers9644]

You're right lol, they combined it with Serbia on the map

[@gwen6622]

i mean it's still there, it just doesnt show the border

[@BarackObamaJedi]

​@@wilmers9644 kosovo is serbia

[@AwakenTheFrog]

@@BarackObamaJedi you are cringe!

[@kristianblido2841]

@@BarackObamaJedi get help

[@shottyjonny3972]

Aiden actually seems like someone who is ALWAYS ashamed

[@itarat69]

His head hangs low, for he knows what he has done

[@funsizebitesize]

@@itarat69 copious amounts of xanax

[@isabellad7396]

just seems a little anxious to me, nothing wrong with that

just like me fr

[@snakeshot472]

:

[@princessaria]

Slime, a heated blanket might be a good option if you’re having issues with a space heater. Newer heated blankets have a lot of safety features that many space heaters don’t have, and you can control the temp of the blanket better than you can with most space heaters. (Plus it’s less energy intensive than space heaters, so it’ll save you some money.)

[@dontgetgrabbed]

My gf is always cold and the heated blanket was life changing

[@JasmineIsGodly]

I was thinking the same thing or maybe a heating pad!

[@d1rtworm]

and it uses less energy, so better for the environment.

[@demandedcargo3919]

I would suggest a heated matress pad, but it's floor life for him ig

[@Cooldude-xf4rt]

Over these episodes, I’m more and more convinced slime is insane.

[@alexantone5532]

Did the hammer not convince you?

[@WEYABAGO]

He should be the next Joker, he’d honestly slap 🤘🏻

[@ryanhatesgirls]

He's the only sane man left

[@mac_sour]

or maybe the rest of the world has gone insane and slime is simply breaking the norm

[@hmoore1128]

floor wife! floor wife!

[@askamundsen667]

Finally episode 100!! Huge milestone for the boys!

[@coop1563]

it’d be funny if they just skipped the real episode 100 and called it 101

[@MrLlama-dm5eh]

The actual episode 100 is the one where they don't talk about it being episode 100 lmao

[@theslimbin]

Love how the wedding pyramid bit continued to this episode

[@limonada4347]

bit?

[@theslimbin]

@@limonada4347 oh shit *’wedding pyramid planning discussions’

[@SergantSlime]

aiden yelling that he feels shame is one of my favorite pod moments

[@matteovitellaro1082]

The map at 23:53 does not show Kosovo. I think they include Kosovo in Serbia, as Serbia does not recognize Kosovo as an independent state and continues to claim it as the Autonomous Province of Kosovo and Metohija.

[@lovrograhic4532]

Bro i was looking for a comment that said that

[@isakterzic3812]

Same

[@leonardotheuseless4188]

Whats funny is that it shows Scotland and wales as different countries to the uk even tho they are less independentt then kosovo

[@Bighomie39]

​@@leonardotheuseless4188the map was clearly made by a Serbian living in Scotland

[@Johanyo2]

Ludwig talking about the Rime of the Ancient Mariner and then somehow gaslighting them into thinking he was talking about the old man and the sea all along just because zipper googled the wrong thing is hilarious moment. Shoutout to Slime, you were still wrong but Wordsworth might as well be correct for what it's worth.

[@ema1212]

I mean Coleridge and Wordsworth were friends at one point so close enough in my opinion. Absolutely hilarious moment tho

[@123superstar123frien]

This is the perfect podcast to feel ashamed by!

[@HudsonStandish]

It broke my heart when they all laughed at Slime saying “when he finds love and gets married”

[@necron4306]

They will pay. Babe and him will run away. Podcast will suck. They make a movie? Very famous.

[@abbie826]

@@necron4306 this reads as a charlie kelly script

[@Darklespectrum]

Aiden's embarrassment about the handshake is so justified i was secondhand cringing the entire time

[@Triplicata]

Nick describing the Boogie v Wings fight as "if you put a Walmart parking lot in a Pack a Punch machine" is the funniest thing he has said in 2023.

[@simplicitylost]

1:30:54 By the way, the famous albatross they’re referencing is *not* from that book. It’s from _The Rime of the Ancient Mariner_ which is by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

[@sadmermaid]

Slime needs to know of the pure bliss that is putting on the floor ducted heating, curling up over the vent with a doona over you, feet tucked in and letting the blanket fill up with warm air, head poking out like a turtle. It's amazing.

[@day.brakeF1]

isnt this from diary of a wimpy kid

[@OvPdTurtle]

​@@day.brakeF1 no, it is from real life

[@Bajaisus]

As a kosovan the kosovo bit with a map without it outlined was unexpected and funny as hell.

[@tawnyholbrook9160]

NO. Lud THINKS he’s a golden retriever. He’s actually a beagle.

[@necron4306]

Hmmm I did not agree at first but then I saw your overwhelming enthusiasm… A beagle indeed…

[@taylifts]

Slime won't put a ring on anyone because weddings are the ultimate planned group activity

[@NolenJacobson]

Slime looks like the kind of guy to get married by an Elvis impersonator on the Las Vegas strip.

[@VatisInsania]

banger

[@taylifts]

​@@NolenJacobson the fact that I could picture it immediately lol in an all white suite specifically

[@kerosine2896]

Aiden looks so harrowed at that fumble its hilarious, but Ludwig being so shocked at hearing the n word in person actually made me lol as a black girl

[@noahmay7708]

hes a sheltered man

[@virusDETECTED]

when?

[@KhOrganization]

@@virusDETECTED during the pod

[@b51a5h]

58:21 Slime instinctively tells Aiden "Shut up Ludwig" but stops himself because he done realized

[@macklemorg1294]

46:45 slime saying "who is this" to him photoshopped with kaz's outfit on is really fucking funny

[@shaadowfax4]

ludwig said "it's not the balkans at all" with so much confidence

[@joshuawithacamera]

As a balding man this is the perfect podcast to shave my head to.

[@98loud]

1:15:30 perfect framing lol Aiden's disembodied hand reacting to Slime

[@WEYABAGO]

Slime should get a Shikibuton, they are great for floor sleepers 🤙🏻

[@KassiePayton]

i wonder why he likes sleeping on the floor. is it because of the hardness or is it because he likes to be close to the ground? has he ever said?

[@wilmers9644]

Nick's "Wassup playas" bit @ 1:06:40 was the peak of this episode

[@thatguymiggle9958]

Zipper taking slip out and adding top to show the hair was so good, zipper moments are my favorite

[@rexx2338]

Thank you Yard Crew for curing baldness

[@LrdSqk]

For Slime's sake, the haircut/outfit at 46:45 was Kaz/Master Miller from Metal Gear Solid, based on his Peace Walker appearance

[@sebastiantortos6101]

Slime is one of those people you would date just for the experience and stories you could tell your friends after. hahaha

[@ToastyYolky]

As a resident woman of The Yard Podcast Viewers, I would like to say that Slime’s charm is one of his strongest suits. Slime just existing is attractive (not in a weird parasocial way) lol

[@tefkah]

floor wife?

[@Tweak-uwu]

“Slimes charm”

[@ToastyYolky]

@@tefkah no

[@alima4632]

for me his hotness is purely because of his bald head but maybe that’s just me

[@ToastyYolky]

@@alima4632 that’s also true and fair

[@koioaks]

I have a friend who sleeps on top of a heated blanket. He lays it down like a sheet and then sleeps on it with blankets on top of him. He recommends having one with a timer tho so you don't get actually cooked alive.

[@Pheatan]

We had ones designed to go under the sheets. If you turn it on when you got home from work or whatever and turn it off when you get home it’s pure bliss

[@Meerkitty]

Oh me oh my, I sure do love The Yard Podcast!

[@spiivy]

the lud stream with 9 million things going on was so fucking funny lmao

[@metalmilitia529]

Hearing slime talk about how he likes to sleep is like Charlie in IASIP with his bedtime routine.

[@katya8703]

aimen is definitely the golden retriever of the group

[@Pipey_14]

It's funny how everyone thinks it's weird that Slime likes sleeping on the floor. As someone from Southeast Asia, I can relate to how it feels cozy. Pro move would be to invest in a foldable floor mattress to prevent body pain and for warmth :)

[@slimewire]

the pain is penance

[@Pipey_14]

@@slimewire I respect that, sweet dreams brother bear o7

[@Kevinofrepublic]

i adore the fact that a hairstyle comes up and they can identify the original source of the picture of the hair. Except for the myspace era scene girl hair. Surprised none of em got it.

[@Kar-32]

The stream was prolly the best one I’ve watched in awhile

[@SleepToken29]

The algorithm on point showing me the new episode as soon as it drops

[@bug6833]

Wait holy shit I didn't even realize that's what it did to me also

[@Swissmun]

Shout out to zipper for finding a map of Europe that doesn’t even have Kosovo on it

[@jerriath6214]

The yard ad reads are the only ad reads i actually watch

[@bradleyshaffer2414]

the synchronized head turn from aiden/slime at 20:10 when lud says "hablamoTH"

[@shibby305]

Nick teaching the tricks to dapping someone up because he’s just so effortlessly cool

[@MrShinjiTabris]

Idk I'm starting to think he actually puts a lot of effort into it, which is making me suspect how cool her really is

[@Krinios]

fly zapper working overtime this episode

[@SoySantiagoCastillo]

Aidens haircut is very nice.

[@Hannah-jb5xj]

i love ludwig being kinda wrong about geography but the rest of the yard not knowing enough to challenge him is quiet funny

[@huskySSBM]

best part of the pod was when lud called aiden the f slur. as a flaming homosexual i feel seen and represented

[@jennareally]

I'm concerned about Slime. We should take him in for a check up.

[@necron4306]

Stick him in a room. Feed him porridge. See what happens. Scientists with very white robes. Only porridge. See how long before he goes porridge feral. I give it 3 months.

[@funny36ful]

I agree, we should Take him

[@jennareally]

I can't decide if we need to take him to a vet, mechanic, or a psychiatrist.

[@Stevonicus]

Grippy socks check up, or oil change check up?

[@jennareally]

@@Stevonicus both

[@miskathonic]

1:31:00 Slime was actually correct, because he said Albatross, which is from Samuel Coleridge Taylor's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" Old Man and the Sea was about a man and a fish.

[@ChessHistorian]

Zipper pulling up Old Man And the Sea after Ludwig mentioned the Albatross from Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

[@antediluviano]

aiden screaming 'i feel shame all the time' is such a mood

[@rio425ee]

Showed this to everyone at my work, and the unanimous vote was scene girl wig. So go with that because it's clearly the funniest.

[@GregChudley]

Slime getting photoshopped into Kaz from MGS and not recognizing him says a lot about society

[@connellphillips5439]

We need them to show up to the pod with Slime in a toupee and everybody else shaved bald

[@yungwrld9923]

i went to a black barber shop when i was like 18 to cut my long ass hair and i loved it it was such a vibe

[@necron4306]

Hmmm 18 and butt hair long enough for barber already. Dubious claim. Unless you are a werrewolf? Perhaps your butthair needed trimming. I will say the claim is dubious nonetheless. I need no visual proof however. Very intruiging.

[@cheryldragunoff4129]

I went once and it was chill but I messed up the handshake so I related so much

[@Drooly1]

Next episode is the one where we find out if slime still likes that one cook he was watching on youtube from like, 20 episodes ago. Finally, the climax to this great story.

[@slimewire]

this was already talked about last episode

[@Drooly1]

@@slimewire ​ I know! I was just being a little bugger about the specific ep i remember being discussed. Also, you're a beautiful man and don't let ludwigs incredibly unfair beauty take that away. Slime goat. Edit: I had it paused RIGHT at the marker about it, and just forgot to go back lmfao

[@MrMara7hon]

Nick dropping a random OperatorPerry reference was tight. That man knows his OGs

[@4rtie]

Love Ludwig shifting to a Hemmingway book just to look right while not even knowing what the albatross is from

[@VixeyTeh]

🤣 I can just imagine Ludwig doing the ceremony speech and it lasting 3 to 5 hours because he just goes full streamer mode. 🤣

[@magictriangle6878]

Slime not recognizing the Kazuhira Miller haircut was definitely disappointing ngl lol

[@damiyenearlhunt]

Ludwig just keeps looking more an more fit each ep

[@johnmanardiii3308]

This was an amazing episode!

[@brotorironfist7840]

Bro it just dropped

[@johnmanardiii3308]

​@@brotorironfist7840I watched it at 100x

[@brotorironfist7840]

@@johnmanardiii3308 oh shit my bad king 👑

[@coledeko]

I like how ShakeDrizzle’s tweet says “Don’t think I can eat another Factor meal ever again LOL”

[@hanhwrd]

Laying on top of a heated blanket and basking like a lizard is extremely comfy 8:55

[@Himothy_Wayne]

😂😂😂When that Jimmy Neutron hair popped up I lost my shit. Even my dog ran to my room to check on me.

[@shiitakr]

Slime not realizing that one of the styles is just kaz is insane

[@armonster95]

Seeing Ludwig’s neck do that during the factor read was so funny😂😂😂

[@destroyer7907]

Aiden talks so slow that when I listen at 1.5x speed it sounds like normal speed for everyone else

[@tdewtneros9519]

Can’t believe Slime missed the metal gear reference in the hair section

[@ema1212]

Albatross and an old man is also from a Samuel Taylor Coleridge poem called Rime of the Ancient Mariner, who was friends with Wordsworth at one point

[@cFrogjar]

"are you insecure? are you guys insecure" everyone: YES 😂

[@akiharuse825]

When Ludwig put his hair down, he looked like modern day Bart Baker lmfao.

[@b1rdf00d]

1:14:53 i dont think i listen to ad reads from ANY other podcast because they just dont have the same eloquence that you fine gentlemen bring to the table.

[@Shotokeki98]

Slime is finally Beautiful again :)

[@evanf133tr9]

I’ve been waiting for this beautiful moment

[@Lildarkone9983]

Blau was at EDC so Aiden could have seen him xD

[@Hunter_Kennedy1]

36:31 might be the funniest thing Nick has ever said

[@VVack..]

Slime is unironically living out the scene in the office where Micheal needs a space heater and AC in his room

[@GoblinDepartment]

47:01 Slime looking like if Revolver Ocelot wasn't allowed within 500 feet of a highschool

[@sd3199]

Aiden meltdowns are my favorite

[@Fluckinoob]

I was listening to this at work and man all the music references as a massive metal head really had me going. The Maynard bit really got me lmao

[@captainskipper5082]

That rocket money read might have been their most organised one yet

[@Farkonso]

1:11 I watched the Dr K Stream with Ludwig yesterday and from the way he talked about it I thought the conclusion was that he was going to the wedding and ditching the valorant game LOL

[@Zeloxus]

Ludwig talking about E. money's slipknot with absolute confidence

[@kremit_frog4031]

If ludwig is a golden retriever, Slime is absolutely a chihuahua

[@vinimooraess]

slime getting a toupee of a receding hairline would be funny

[@moireldsc]

The hand shake story hits home I alwaysss mess up cause everyone does something different such an embarrasing moment 😵

[@DankBobRoss]

51:25 I see slime singing “look at this photograph”

[@J777ack]

Its wild they argue so often about geography while both being wrong

[@davidbeaver21]

Ive had a worse handshake moment because i had orientation at Walmart for my birthday and was kinda aggravated but gave this dude a ride to the college nearby after because why not. When I dropped him off he tried to do a fancy handshake and I immediately caught him halfway with the whitest normal one and never saw a guy lose all words and just silently leave while looking at his hand, he did thank me for the ride.

[@lavenderwisteria4245]

Love the pod so much 😂😂 I hope they keep that sponser 😂

[@astrifex]

Here to say that yes I am still listening to the yard a year later

[@Terribad13]

Slime saying, "like a gibbon" and then acting it out made protein shake come out of my nose.

[@darianbg]

I've been sleeping on the floor for the past week Slime makes me feel so seen

[@darororo]

Can't believe Slime didn't recognize the Master Miller hair

[@quinceyclouds3208]

imagining Ludwig officiating a wedding is very funny