We get drunk and watch Pinocchio: A True Story ft. Pauly Shore

[@RAZZLEMedia]

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[@jellerstudios]

I don't which is worse: the actual movie or the fact that there's a Pinocchio movie where his nose doesn't freaking grow

[@henryisthere]

Even Phoenix Games got that right!

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

I don’t mind mostly cuz life would be so much easier

[@aquasparx4015]

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT!!!!!

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Hate to ruin the joke but...: Russian version of Pinocchio. Not the movie, just the story. Movie's still aßß thought.

[@joeshittheragman453]

NOT FUCKING ONCE!

[@petalstoashe4737]

His nose literally never grew how do you fuck up Pinocchio this badly lol

[@vivalaglavii6736]

I'd say the people who fucked up were the guys naming this because this movie is based on the Russian story derived from Pinocchio called Buratino, who is nothing like Pinocchio

[@cah137-y4s]

The wild thing is, the talking horse in the intro LITERALLY MENTIONS NOSES GROWING and then that somehow never pays off. They not only fucked up Pinocchio, they then _forgot_ that they fucked up Pinocchio and wrote an intro claiming they did it right.

[@kassiebork]

@@cah137-y4s I sadly watched the entire movie and the horse explains at the beginning that his nose doesn't grow and that the true story of Pinocchio had nothing to do with the nose, hence the name "Pinocchio: A True Story" I do like to think that the writers forgot to add that into the movie, but I'm pretty sure they were going for something 'different' since every Pinocchio movie has the nose growing theme, but they just ended up making a very boring movie

[@arandomladywithabadsleepsc1748]

Eh, not like Pinocchio was good in the first place. But still, they didn’t even try with this version.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@kassiebork No it’s just how Pinnochio used to be. It’s a foreign film, this is just the dubbing and a comment above explains that he never originally had a growing nose. Ofc this is all from comments from KZbin so who knows

[@redtexan7053]

Petition to replace the Trump’s “I’m gonna come” with Pinocchio’s “I’m coming” in the opening merch plug

[@minecraftamogus]

I'd sign that

[@moonzyyy8437]

Why did I not know that’s a trump clip until now 💀

[@caseys2698]

Seconded signededed

[@Fritz1105]

THATS TRUMP!😳

[@PizzaHutCEO]

Idk “I’m gonna come” is pretty iconic

[@thomasobrien1841]

I’ve noticed something with Razzle’s commentaries: the worse the movie’s rep is, the funnier the commentary is. And this is easily their funniest so far. Edit: ok so maybe a lot of their commentaries on movies that are good are funny, but I think the way they make fun of the bad movies makes them funnier.

[@kippin2152]

The Beats pill

[@glassofwater281]

My favorite was *VENOMMMMM!*

[@CoingamerFL]

I mean its good but... better than the Maleficent commentary?

[@minejack7773]

Without a doubt. I'm 9 minutes in and I'm still CRYING from laughter

[@mieczyslaw7984]

I'd slightly disagree because the Spider Man 2 commentary was one of the funniest video they made

[@Tophkaneki]

Just here to remind everyone Alan, the Glizzy God, indeed ate 10 chilidogs like the fucking sigma male king of razzle he is!

[@SobriKEyt]

Can I see the link?

[@rishimanda2191]

@@SobriKEyt it's the latest video after this in the channel

[@alterojonson5154]

Here it is the link kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4nTfJ2FbNx3d80

[@Chaos89P]

Didn't think he could.

[@valerial9081]

@@Chaos89P He proved you wrong

[@deargodwhyamihere]

I need to have a serious talk with whoever wrote, greenlit, directed, and funded this movie

[@Kaazikin]

@@angelancientwolf2005 my understanding is that it's a shitty off brand Russian movie that Lionsgate got the rights to and then threw some money at making an English dub with a few famous actors. I think their choice of Pauly Shore was deliberate to get free marketing attention on Twitter and tiktok

[@owenstillion3201]

I think we need a talk about all things this movie. Great name by the way

[@HydraSpectre1138]

The Russian government funded the movie. Putin was involved here. That's all you need to know.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@Kaazikin After I first learned it was a foreign movie the animation quality and public domain subject matter made so much more sense

[@РоманПолянский-м8я]

​@@Kaazikin It's actually pretty funny, because in Russia, no one gives a shit about this movie.

[@jordy_muhnordy]

I'll never reject Napoleon Dynamite references, idc if the movie came out about 20 years ago

[@captain_awesome2134]

That movie came out before I was born and I will never reject Napoleon Dynamite references

[@QuentacosIsMe]

Ugh gross! That movie’s so old and decroded!

[@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv]

Honestly one of the best movies

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

@@QuentacosIsMe you know what, QJ? YOU CAN LEAVE.

[@briangruenewald7536]

This is pretty much the BEST video ever made

[@finnthefox5568]

I love how at 15:41 only one person laughed and then everyone else realized why they were laughing and started to laugh too lmao

[@scorchingemblem7873]

Just wanna point out: They *officially* advertised this movie as "the yassification of Pinnochio". No I am not joking. Yes I wish I was.

[@fishtanker]

NO

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

Wtf 😭😭😭

[@reptiliannoizezz.413]

FoR mOdErN aUdIeNcEs

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

I swear this film wasn't made to appeal to any living human on earth lmfao

[@imsomewhatcertain1024]

Every movie who’s animation has looked like THAT has never been anything good. You could say Hoodwinked was an exception, but it basically tried to be fairy tail parody after the success Shrek.

[@genevieveowusu885]

It was good!

[@Skuldug]

Hoodwinked is really underrated tbh

[@justaspiral13]

✋😲✋ schnitzel!

[@isaacandluxo5463]

Hoodwinked’s animators had like no experience too so I have great respect for that movie. Besides the fact that it’s hilarious

[@gamerjoshwhite97]

It was good but then hoodwinked 2 happened

[@oogwayoverthere6159]

An Alpha and Omega Razzle review would break the space/time continuim.

[@nicholasjuliano2839]

Yes

[@ernestomarquez3568]

I agree

[@Coco_1958]

Affirmative

[@sml2k186]

If they will review that they gotta do the thousands sequels to it too

[@carcinogenicoak3057]

I would fistfight god for an Alpha and Omega Razzle commentary.

[@kchrules775]

Pauly Shore’s “I’m Coming” needs to be part of the razzle merch intro

[@Dibious]

Have you checked out the petition? it should be a few comments above you (it's not actually a petition it's just a comment.)

[@happyspartan4833]

Im convinced Pauly Shore recorded these lines drunk, almost all of his lines are slurred lmao

[@seanmiller4170]

No, Pauly Shore's whole shtick is sarcastic moaning

[@GhostPenelope13]

@@seanmiller4170 I fucking can’t- 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JoshGolus]

Imagine what it would for his nose if Pinocchio really loved a girl but she had a humiliation fetish. Perfect couple.

[@RiGuy]

Bro…

[@kindledflame5179]

You sound like you want that mate...

[@brok3lectricdreams916]

Now that you comment it I am imagining it and I really wish I weren't.

[@washedblue]

I hate this

[@CoingamerFL]

i dont want to imagine a world where pinnochio's girl sits on his face and tells him to lie

[@themayhemlord8547]

"pinnochio? son? alive?" The power of the son in the palm of his had

[@mechaswool]

For all its flaws, there was one good part of the movie: the part where Pinocchio just gets shot

[@nomus1172]

Ahh a wooden boy !! BANG

[@mcstabbins4501]

he gets shot twice, best scenes ever, too bad he didnt die

[@CaptainShepard09]

Honestly, after all the whole Will Smith slap, I really thought they were going to do Shark Tale. Maybe one day…

[@fairyberryblue]

I’m going to cry if that’s not next

[@KermitKong24]

Or Madagascar

[@demi-leedelaney6038]

Yes! Imagine the jokes, lol

[@CaptainShepard09]

@@demi-leedelaney6038 Will Smith’s character is literally named "Oscar". The jokes write themselves!

[@SilverLily]

@@demi-leedelaney6038 I just watched it this past weekend and there's a scene where the Will Smith fish slaps the shark, I'm BEGGING Razzle to watch the movie just for the jokes that would come from that scene

[@demi-leedelaney6038]

I want Razzle to get drunk and watch Shark Tale next. Anyone else want to see it?

[@ihvojd]

Hell yes!

[@pinstripecool34]

Me

[@roomtemperaturetea3714]

Yesss!!!

[@platonian2421]

That movie slaps good

[@MarshallLeeA]

Finally, a Martin Scorsese movie

[@cr0-okedglasses814]

Never thought I’d see a film with SpongeBob, Napoleon Dynamite, and the cheese-dog in “A Goofy Movie”.

[@jrsmith5080]

Sounds like the greatest movie of all time.

[@Ihatenamehandles]

Napoleon Dynamite is also the arcade guy from Monster House, another movie that Razzle did a drunk viewing of.

[@Coco_1958]

@@Ihatenamehandles ‘well, spring came early’

[@lll.24601]

Not the cheese dog guy, the slurpage dog guy

[@girl-di3nn]

@@Ihatenamehandles arcade guy still lives in my mind rent free

[@jonathanholowasko9545]

Father, when can I leave to be on my OOOOWN? I've got the whole WORLDUSSY!!!

[@Coco_1958]

Ah yes, the best character in the movie: Worlddussy

[@Zakkarypillow]

6:55 the gunshot followed by the question made me laugh way more than it should of.

[@clarklesparkle2421]

Can't wait to see the story of SpongeBob Square pants's son Bobby seeing the worldussy with Napoleon Dynamite, ft. Razzle

[@Luissv72]

As a member of your horse audience thank you for the neigh. It means so much to me to feel accepted, and I know the my brothers and sisters in the herd feel the same.

[@robynnhoud]

Guess you could say y’all feel herd?

[@fernisplant]

Pinocchio is the gayest straight piece of wood to ever exist.

[@satans_sock]

russian guy here to explain in the first russian "adaptation" of pinoccio (which was written by aleksey tolstoy like 80 years ago and where the boy is called buratino) his nose never grows he just doesn't have this ability it actually has a completely different plot aside from the premise, giving the protag a bitchy blue-haired gf and a bunch of circus sidekicks but I don't remember there being a talking horse and a sexy horse 🤔 this animated shitshow is both a bad pinoccio movie and a bad buratino movie, I guess

[@KermitKong24]

I wanna see them do Hoodwinked or Open Season next

[@mizzyzenzei]

"THAT WOULD BE A SIGHT TO SeeeEEEEE"

[@Chaos89P]

"Buuuddyyyyyyyyy!"

[@masternoob9673]

I wouldn’t do the first Open Season, it was actually good. It was a straight plummet from there

[@cramerfloro5936]

"SCHNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZEEEEL!!!"

[@jonusaguilar8156]

@@masternoob9673 I’d say Rodger was the best part of those movies

[@a.n.4640]

Bruh, imagine if James Corden was in this movie, I would start crying

[@BugsyFoga]

The funny thing is this isn’t the first time a foreign Pinocchio film got an absolutely bonkers English dub with an extremely unfitting voice for the title character, since the 2002 English dub of Roberto Benigni rendition had freaking Breckin Myer voicing Pinocchio of all people, so it’s funny how history repeats itself .

[@deshawnmoore1731]

If I had a nickel for every time an English translation of Pinocchio was incredibly Sus and absolutely bizarre, I would have 2 nickels Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

[@PizzaHutCEO]

I did not know this was dubbed, but that makes sense bc I saw the one scene where Bella’s lines did not line up with her mouth at all

[@quartzossie]

Well this broke the “Quickest Jump to Razzle” record by a country mile.

[@matthewhunter1193]

Cinderella 2021 I think might've taken less time to get a reaction

[@gracedoubleu]

5:33 The fact that I cheered with them when he said the iconic line

[@crispypretzelchickenfries]

Pinocchio is the lgbt representation ive always needed in my life

[@foxbow3889]

What?

[@artistictiliqua]

@@foxbow3889 They're making a joke about how Pinocchio has Stereotypical Gay Voice lol

[@adamshafeeq8685]

He disappoints us all

[@LM-gm9yo]

I feel like it wouldn't be out of character for this Pinocchio to say YAS QUEEN BOOTS THE HOUSE DOWN SLAY BESTIE MAMA

[@namecomingsoon9517]

Father when can i watch Razzel. I got a whole week to wait

[@austinreed5805]

I still can’t get over the fucking Pinocchio voice. XD

[@GothicFoxglove]

"Father. When Can I Leave To Be On My Ooowwn? I've Got The "Whole" Worldussy..." 😩💅🏻✨💦

[@callmecloudy6225]

It's a meme miracle that this movie is available anywhere since Russia's recourses were prized up or cut off

[@sorrowcat2724]

I really want to see Razzle get drunk while watching Napoleon Dynamite now.

[@RiseOfTheKumquat67]

*"Detective Butthole. Can we trust him?"*

[@cailieisidro5758]

The father jokes made me laughing wheeze

[@Astronomicat117]

This whole movie looks like a mobile game ported onto PlayStation 2

[@Camou_Flag]

The “it’s just lean” line got me out of guard and if you want know where is here it is 11:00

[@nocturne_7774]

15:24 “Pinocchio saves Bell Delphine from Talking Tom who has her a gunpoint Gone Wild?!”

[@bananatiergod]

2:46 I think at this point we can all agree Zach is a furry in denial.

[@limalepakko6074]

Wait, is he supposed to be in denial?

[@matthewhunter1193]

Now I want a Greatest Showman video. Anyone else feeling it, or IS IT JUST ME?

[@gabrielandriel8960]

Person of the based pfp, there is already one

[@matthewhunter1193]

@@gabrielandriel8960 Where?

[@Coco_1958]

Lol

[@bizzarocraw2412]

Everyone gave Paulie Shore shit for this, buy he's the only reason anyone watched this. Credit where it's due, I guess?

[@limalepakko6074]

I don’t think that’s a good thing

[@atlasbarclay2152]

Zach: "Are they Putin this movie in theaters?" My immediate response: "Nah, they're Stalin."

[@bogosbinted5432]

They bout to get that Pinocchussy

[@MoonlitMaskAnimation]

Now THAT was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff right there

[@valemadre69]

this comment is from a year ago but holy shit its so good

[@pizzatime3421]

My throat, chest and stomach hurt from laughing so damn hard lmao

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

Napoleon Dynamite references? This is pretty much the best We Get Drunk and Watch ever MADE.

[@briangruenewald7536]

Claire, like anyone could even know that.

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

@@briangruenewald7536 you know what, Brian? YOU CAN LEAVE.

[@TinkerToy20x6]

@@UnderTheTableGremlin gimme some of your tots

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

@@TinkerToy20x6 no. I’m frickin starved, I didn’t get to eat *A N Y T H I N G* today.

[@IcyDiamond]

Can you guys watch Chicken Little drunk, it’d be so funny

[@karlisgonzalez8858]

Also: Bio-Dome (1996) Encino Man (1992) Holes (2003) The Greatest Showman (2017) The Room (2003) Despicable Me (2010)

[@masterseal0418]

@@karlisgonzalez8858 Yes, those films including Over The Hedge, Avatar 2009, Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, Spider-Man 3, Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked, Scooby-Doo 2002, Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed, Twilight, Cats 2019, Inspector Gadget 1999, Inspector Gadget 2, Mortal Kombat 1995, Mortal Kombat Annihilation and Mars Needs Moms.

[@masterseal0418]

@Ks Yeah, I get it. 🤣🤣

[@STARK1LLR]

I’m a little upset they said “50 shades of Puppet” and not “50 Shades of Neigh”

[@KhorneandBolters]

I'd love to see Razzle do a We get drunk and watch Rango ft. Johnny Depp, I can only imagine how good that would be

[@MySOulsTEr]

Paul shore must’ve tapped into his hidden Tommy Wiseau skills to nail this role 🤣😂

[@querencia2096]

Faaahther, i did not hit her, i did naaaaht.

[@imrlyboredful]

Oh man I was thinking it'd be so good if you guys did this

[@cillirpepper6454]

Agreed

[@FierceDIO]

Spoiler: His nose does not grow.

[@alexzander7386]

And that was the greatest lie of all

[@uno-theofficialcardgamebyMatel]

Finally critics who aren't afraid to point out that Pinocchio is just a child porno. This creepy old dude keeps a wooden child puppet and has a daddy son fantasy with it when it comes to life.

[@superpuppetmaster8947]

15:16 that strong man looks like a buff version of Hello Neighbor wtf.

[@doctordubstepgaming6706]

pauly shore voiced bobby in a goofy movie and the second goofy movie thats all i've seen him do

[@JeffDoyen]

Oh God, imagine if they did a drunk viewing of Malignant

[@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372]

It would be a riot *inside* a riot.

[@fairyberryblue]

@@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372 a riot inside a riot inside a riot

[@JeffDoyen]

@@fairyberryblue and that riot would lead to another riot!

[@Coco_1958]

@@JeffDoyen and that other riot would lead to another riot!

[@zachbrown8303]

The parrot in this movie makes me want RAZZLE to react to rio, just an enjoyable movie overall.

[@hamstermelody4902]

Yesssss

[@kayhaven4710]

I think by enjoyable I think you actually meant torturous.

[@tacobanana6538]

@@angelancientwolf2005 my 10 year old self would idolize you

[@kappa_studios]

@@kayhaven4710 Wdym?? i still love dat movie :D

[@shanesunil]

If they watch Rio, they will simp every single bird in the movie.😂😂

[@Upas]

3:20 "Pinocchio's a bad guy?? 😮🤔"

[@theinfiniteking]

pretty sure the Pinocchio from Billy and Mandy that was constantly trying to eat Billy's skin was a better Pinocchio.

[@hunterhulsebus1634]

The inspector dude is literally just the hello Neighbor guy

[@ororomunroe8170]

I think we're gonna need a drunk commentary of Napoleon Dynamite now

[@MShadowG.]

11:15 This shit made me laugth so hard my ears poped

[@s_labb]

Honestly they fucked up on this movie so bad that it was so good, and the commentary makes it SO worth it

[@naranara1690]

This movie really has Spongebob, Napoleon Dynamite and THE ENCINO MAN in it. Greatest thing ever made

[@arcanonn]

The comments are just gonna be full of ✨worldussy✨ jokes, betting on it now.

[@undead8008]

I'm surprised you guys missed the part where Pinocchio calls Geppetto Daddy

[@nothingman7163]

Id love if you guys could do The Suicide Squad (new one); also all you guys were probably launching full hot dogs from your stomaches like a missile launcher today

[@moistcalzone5981]

There is no way they were trying to make a serious movie. 😂

[@willcampbell7248]

The fact that none of them called the horse Neighpoleon Dynamite makes me upset

[@PinkPenPlays]

5:52 Well this has now been one of the lines my partner and I quote constantly and I love it. Just all the quotable stuff here is amazing

[@ozerune]

Man I didn't know Wizard 101 was a movie first. Seriously the graphics of this movie make it look like it came first

[@shameyboismith3505]

Still better than live action pinnocheo Thanks disney

[@spacekrill]

I can't decide whether to be enraged or impressed that Pauly Shore's performance as Pinocchio is completely wooden.

[@dennysibers4928]

I’d say this movie is shit but the fruity voice acting the napoleon jokes and the pure autistic things Pinocchio does just makes this great

[@drpepper2519]

Man's sounded like a gusher

[@Eggalus]

i laughed way to hard at the "fucking Wario? .... waaa" 6:15

[@TotallyMazza]

same lmaooo

[@NM2008]

I’m so mad that they didn’t show them laughing at the Thank you daddy part

[@thecomfymarrow]

Day one of asking for Razzle to watch Space Chimps

[@LiquidSoapDrinker]

1:11 horses have sideways facing eyes, that one is a predator

[@MR-RUBIX9119]

I can only watch this drunk not just that pinocchio is straight in this he sounds like an actual gay person and is voiced by one it doesn't make sense pinocchio is straight but sounds homosexual and I have no problem with gay people it just feels different for pinocchio to act and sound gay but be straight no offence I like men women and anyone else for who they are romantically and sexuality I am pansexual It's just to me seems out of place in a way I swear the more I talk it sounds bad when I don't mean to I have drank alot of vodka in the making of this comment my mind doesn't know if it sounds bad or trying to not sound bad

[@z3iro383]

1:06 No that's Marengo Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite's horse

[@crazycockatoo5816]

These Pauly Shore puns are the best things I've seen since Foofight's moose jokes.

[@gladiatorone9023]

As a Russian, I declare: we ourselves are shocked that this movie exists!

[@querencia2096]

Watching them all tear the greatest showman to shreds is top tier entertainment

[@rosiejones7100]

As a horse girl I appreciate the horse pandering in this commentary

[@aisnota5192]

"Something stinks." Pinocchio: "iT's JuSt Me."

[@derpy9800]

Hey Max look it's the leaning tower of cheeza

[@cosspider4876]

“FATHER WHEN CAN I LEAVE TO BE ON MY OWNNNN I GOT THE WHOLE WORLD USSY…”

[@timefragment5387]

Dude sounds like Bobby from the goofy movie.

[@rileyb1823]

“Silly Ryan. Tricks are for real boys.” I’M DEAD

[@spiltmilk0204]

pls the fact his nose never grows when thats a MAJOR PLOT POINT IN THE ACTUAL STORY-

[@monkystew7265]

It’s so cool to see linguini join the razzle team!

[@thenecromancer5007]

I can’t help but wonder how much the voice actors were paid

[@featgorgon3985]

I don’t know which is worse, the movie, or the fact that this movie caused Zach to have a sexual awakening about horses

[@cr0-okedglasses814]

“Father, when can I leave to be on my oooooowwn?”

[@osorio78]

“I got the whole world to seee😊💅”

[@UnlimitedRadioButNoSoap]

the hair sims on belle delphine doin too much