We get drunk and watch Spider-Man 2 (2004) ft. Tobey Maguire

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[@at00ss16]

@@7infinite566 The The The THE GRINCH!!! 🧑‍🎤

[@dylanrose8202]

you guys should watch Baseketball (1998) epic make out scene at the end

[@Blue-Rose-25]

This is the best RAZZLE vid ever

[@derickbrown6363]

You guys have to do a drunk watch of American Psycho 😂

[@clayton_rose]

Birthday vid thanks

[@towablewarrior2426]

Fun fact: Alfred Molina and the puppet masters named the arms Harry, Larry, Flo, and Moe. Harry and Larry are the lower two, and Flo does delicate tasks like removing glasses. I believe Flo is the one who primarily whispers to him throughout the film

[@jonasquinn7977]

@Carter Lovejoy on the other hand it does mean that they can do more with them than they could with puppets

[@chasethemaster3440]

Thanks for the fun fact😊🥰👍💯💕💞💖

[@Crossysomething]

@@carter_lovejoy Thats if black panther 2 gets made

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

@@Crossysomething it will. It’s in the schedule. Lietta Wright is making it kind of difficult though.

[@jonathan3741]

BUT WHAT ABOUT MOE?!?!?

[@jeffsmethers3998]

If somebody told you the RAZZLE crew wasn’t going to watch Spider-Man 2, somebody lied.

[@heroessquad2019]

If somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, somebody lied.

[@Alex_Doesnt_Exist]

@@heroessquad2019 if somebody told you I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed…..somebody lied

[@joekreissl4499]

If somebody told you charlie and the chocolate factory was a bad doctor, somebody lied

[@MadiLikesPie]

what posessed you to make this comment

[@klasports8801]

that would’ve been the perfect opening line

[@IcyDiamond]

Things are really gonna get crazy when they get to Spider-Man 3

[@cakeday4058]

I predict a lot of Venom jokes

[@mc.gemstone]

Oh I'm so excited for the third one. So many good jokes will come out of it.

[@interviolet6675]

I love you alastor ❤💀🖤

[@Elprimo2393]

Can't wait for them to praise bully maguire

[@anafj]

Yup,I'm here for it

[@Nicky2414]

I swear to God if these guys do Spider Man 3, I will die a happy man.

[@N3vernoob7]

That’s arguably the funniest of the 3 movies too

[@kylemccabe1863]

After doing this it's coming

[@andy1613]

I’ve been requesting it for months

[@sonnyman3576]

If they do all the spider man movies ill die a happy man😂

[@Yaboyazrael]

WHAT ABOUT UNCLE BEN?! DID HE DIE HAPPY?!

[@Cardinal2442]

The power of the Tobey memes, in the palm of my hands.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

_And then you get consumed with the Pizza Power._

[@moneygrabber6720]

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Hey! You stole that guys pizza!

[@galaxisgaming3574]

@@moneygrabber6720 Hey that guy came on that dude's pizza

[@dforman4770]

Case and point: *PIZZA CRIME*

[@pizzatime2001]

The power of Pizza, in the palm of my hands.

[@Blue-Rose-25]

How is nobody talking about how at 9:48 the audio and movie lined up perfectly

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Lmao

[@ohokay9420]

I was literally about to comment this! Was just checking if anyone else did The moment was so perfect XD

[@jamiekman8626]

Same with 15:13

[@sanne1261]

wth thats amazing

[@Biancalovestosew98]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

I just rewatched all the Raimi spiderman films and realized how much of a field day y'all would have with the 3rd.

[@SadikiStGeorgeangemon44]

They gotta do at least the 3rd

[@theextracrispycolonel9504]

Oh, I know they will eventually

[@SadikiStGeorgeangemon44]

@@theextracrispycolonel9504 a surprise drop either this week or next for Spiderman NWH

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

What would you do if they dont? Gonna cry?

[@theextracrispycolonel9504]

@@Top_Hat_Walrus Shut up Goblin Jr

[@redandpurple317]

This has to be your funniest commentary to date. "Be honest with me..... Did you steal that guy's pizza" had me in tears and it's not even the best quote

[@Coconut_Prrson]

"Peter... You stole that guy's pizza?"

[@neil6348]

"WHOA! HE CAME ON THAT GUY"S PIZZA!"

[@juicybowler298]

I love the Titium, Daddy Ock, Doc Cock & Doctor Octitius bit 🤣🤣🤣

[@galacticartist207]

"Doctor Octittius" absolutely killed me

[@ComXDude]

"S&M doesn't just stand for Spider-Man" may be one of the best lines in RAZZLE history.

[@thatdiegoguy]

I don’t get it.

[@josephjoaci]

@@thatdiegoguy if somebody said you would get it, somebody lied.

[@GenericProtagonist118]

RAZZLE jokes of the day: -Tritium -He stole that guy's pizza! -Ears of a cat and the eyes of a rodent. -Spider-man's Cake -James Franco being the most evil guy in the room -King Sh!t... -Football on the Moon (that is a euphemism of course)

[@mattmontada8539]

Also: “Dock Cock! Sorry, Dock Cock! Sorry, Dock Ock!”

[@MR._3]

You forgot "Kevin Feige has done it again!"

[@pixwool]

Pizza crime?

[@Clover4657]

Use code octavious

[@sqentontheslime1967]

Don’t forget marriage Jane

[@milkmanmoses]

It's just the same 4 jokes over and over and over again and its still so fucking funny idk how you guys do it

[@whodatninja439]

it gets old really fast.

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

@@whodatninja439 it really doesn’t

[@infinityalbi9840]

Alcohol.

[@riles_doodles]

If someone told you that this commentary wasn't going to be like the first one, someone lied.

[@pixiedustcommentary256]

And the power of FRIENDSHIP!!!

[@theflickchick9850]

"Oh that's why he's called Doc Ock. Cuz he works on a dock." I burst out laughing in a public place and couldn't breathe for a quite while. This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time, there were tears in my eyes.

[@minkeymouce]

Fucking “hahahaha, what year is this” gets me every time. 5:47

[@DatBoiRacc]

I don't get the what year is this joke. What's that about?

[@aa-uz5gv]

@@DatBoiRacc 9/11

[@birchbarks550]

"Rosie's just a queen" (4x yeaaah) "And Alfred Molina on some king shit all the time" (4x yeahhh) ABSOLUTELY LOVED THAT HGHGHSGJNSDG Alfred Molina gotta be one of my favourite actors honestly

[@NPS2204]

If somebody told you that Peter Parker stole Spider-Man’s pizzas somebody lied.

[@connor9829]

You know I'm something of a Spider-Man myself

[@donnabamber75]

Epic

[@user-nco6380]

Just curious if he did i want to know

[@colinforkner1873]

Not a single dislike on this video! Razzle has released a masterpiece!

[@lilrott3n]

@@bertcompton it was obviously a joke

[@JMartini810]

Was it though?

[@jjonahjameson8934]

I mean it seems like no video can get dislikes this week, crazy!

[@thomasashwood2569]

@@jjonahjameson8934 Heh, no shit sherlock. 🙂

[@jjonahjameson8934]

@@thomasashwood2569 r/woosh

[@hyungyuchoiboi1179]

I'm sorry, but how did you guys manage to resist making a Venommmmmmm joke with the word tritium?????

[@Shadowswolf9666]

Lmao right?

[@hyungyuchoiboi1179]

@@Shadowswolf9666 trrrridiummmmmmm

[@paulblartmemecop7218]

THE TRITIUM. SAM WITWICKY

[@ColeTheWooloo]

The tritium pill

[@stephanieday3010]

Wut

[@hillefoozy]

The Razzle special: take one line from the beginning and make a running joke out of it

[@scoobysnak07]

If somebody told you Razzle was not going to milk the first line of the movie somebody lied

[@Shadow6OO]

10:20-10:42 Is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you so much you drunken fools.

[@PLAGUE-KARM]

Oh my god, this part had me cackling like a mad woman

[@InsertStephenHere]

There's a video on the internet of Alfred Molina singing "If I were a rich man" as Doc Ock because while this movie was being made, he was preparing to me the lead role in Fiddler on The Roof.

[@remyuk]

i love how you guys pick a joke at the beginning and then go with it for the rest of the movie lmao

[@whodatninja439]

it got old really fast.

[@ajsnyder6160]

@@whodatninja439 then don't watch lol

[@connorboyle2585]

There's a perfect world where Alpacahawk is still making YTPs and is a Razzle fan. I'd love to see how they'd incorporate these jokes into one of their videos, they feel like they belong there, especially "Pizza Crime"

[@classic_jam]

God I love Alpaca Hawk

[@sjahbw]

Ok

[@Ramen_Zombie]

I thought AlpacaHawk quit making ytps recently?

[@ArgerasCZ]

Alpacahawk is my all time top10 favorite youtube channel

[@tostitosfritos1748]

No way you just brought up Alphahawk bro 😂😂😂

[@otacon6566]

So this thumbnail, if you look at cover for "I have no mouth & I must scream," the way the pizza boxes are placed with Doc Ock's face right above made me think that's what Razzle was going for. I actually really had to look hard to notice those were pizza boxes. I commented a request a while back to have them so Spider-Man 2 for Christmas & I got it. Thank you for the present guys. Stay healthy. Stay warm. Stay sexy. Have a Merry Christmas. 🎄🎄🎁🎁

[@tonythepokemonguy751]

“James Franco might be Mephisto in real life” that line killed me

[@MasonTheCourier]

This video is literally “how many pizza jokes can we shove into 22 minutes?” And its incredible

[@colefonseca0515]

9:37 I absolutely love Ryan’s quick “nope” after Zach’s comment.

[@doublenoodlesoup2254]

I love how much laughter is in this one. It makes me feel happy.

[@littlesamu5920]

If somebody told you i didn't get in this stream in time, somebody was right. Today's biggest memes are: - HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA - s p i d e r c a k e - James Franco is a despicable fellow

[@demiokulaja7787]

you forgot - Tritium - Marriage Jane - the ears of a cat, the eyes of a rodent

[@lukaslukas8083]

-Pizza Crime -The Mcu predicted this - Tritium - Anything involved with the daily bugle

[@thebadger622]

6:12 I was expecting one of you guy's to say "He's not a clown, he's the whole Circus." But i still laughed throughout the Commentary 👍

[@shifter2979]

this is now my new favorite "we got drunk and watch" video, this was literally the only video that had me dying of laughter, its not that the others werent funny, its just this one was the only one that actually got me laughing hard. that (doc oc is disguised as a literal child & im gonna drain your balls of all of its tridium) were the best jokes in the entire video

[@quinxly201]

I had to pause it a few times just to get the laughs out.

[@orion_shorts]

"Are you the Lizard?" "Yessssss, Peter" is my favorite

[@ctzaffino]

13:04 why tf is that lizard voice so funny 😭😭

[@squishyty918]

2:08 I love that quick little “HA!”

[@Thecoolven]

Not gonna lie, this was Bricked Up tier funny.

[@dromie5059]

I was thinking that during the "pizza crime is at an all-time high" and the "I thought this was the tridium store" parts

[@zvvilq63]

sometimes i forget you guys are drunk and think y'all are just like this. every day.

[@bullymaguire7693]

18:23 missed opportunity for "when the octopussy hits different"

[@graveyardmonarch1629]

I watched the Great Gatsby and I spent the whole movie imagining Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man and honestly it would have made that movie so much better.

[@neil6348]

pizza time

[@MrFusion]

They should watch that one, they'd literally just make spiderman jokes the entire time

[@Aureilia]

If somebody told you Gatsby was driving the car, somebody lied

[@LobsterdooSR]

Idk if it’s because I’m high on meds rn, but this has got to be the funniest Razzle commentary to date

[@ludos1963]

It really is, I've been laughing my arse off through the entire thing lmao

[@FateZeroth]

It is

[@sawyer6264]

It’s definitely in the top 5 ( the rest being Spider-man 1, Pixels, Paul Blart and Cat in the Hat)

[@gojochillmode839]

I'll never forget that hospital scene, it was terrifying as a kid and I appreciate it even more now as an adult.

[@MissEmilyStrife]

I lost my mind at 10:21 to 10:35 it pretty much sums up my feelings for Ock 😂

[@air-headedaviator1805]

This had to be the best reaction yet. Fitting for the best Spider-Man movie

[@Loftyplain]

13:41 Don’t do the pizza crime if you can’t do the pizza time

[@corn375]

11:48 the transition was top tier

[@JYang0602]

The tritium, Kevin Feige, pizza time/stealing pizza, James Franco, doc Ock and the FRIGGEN INFAMOUS SECOND SON JOKE WERE PURE GOLD😂😂😂

[@officialtoddhoward69]

I swear to God, if we don't have pizza time in No Way Home, there's going to be a riot

[@jasonpeet6198]

Really cringe joke you're so stupid to start a riot based off a joke that has no meaning to the mcu other than nostalgia

[@brainstormfilms1113]

@@jasonpeet6198 😐

[@fangirl3086]

@@jasonpeet6198 I get the feeling you often wonder why you have no friends.

[@bitchiwonthesitate3997]

@@jasonpeet6198 Jesus Christ ok twitter Stan calm down

[@gentlesandladymen]

We meet at dawn

[@rawrrcat]

The “oh no” after the “never forget” 🤣🤣 you guys did it again. I laughed through this whole video.

[@TashHawk]

If someone told you we weren't waiting for this, somebody lied!

[@qpappapspspnews682]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaiUaoZ3oZaCeLM May i ask what name of the movie in video opinion what year and genre is

[@mrmagicmeme]

If someone told you RAZZLE is not that funny... somebody died.

[@joey_youtube]

ok Uncle Majic

[@whodatninja439]

theyre not funny

[@jackcough8580]

@@whodatninja439 somebody died

[@whodatninja439]

@@jackcough8580 sure is funny hearing the same joke over and over for 22 minutes

[@jackcough8580]

@@whodatninja439 it sure is

[@rossadams8934]

3:30 James Franco's whole vibe is dubious. He is just devious energy made flesh.

[@KaitStat1103]

Can’t wait for “We get drunk and watch Spider-Man 3 ft. Bully Maguire”!

[@SuperHuscarl]

5:42 “Finally, wholesome Razzle” You guys are nothing but

[@scarlett-moriko1543]

The “finger in the butt” joke was the final one that took me out- 💀💀💀

[@crumblemuffin1257]

The way it was delivered was what got me ascending into fourth dimension

[@itzkamzi]

4:59 this james franco part always gets me, "dastardly dude" 😂

[@danielclarke7536]

6:02 This shot here along with the commentary is just perfection 👌

[@cideofsacae]

I can't wait for the VENOMMMM joke to recur when they get to Spider-Man 3

[@connor9829]

You want forgiveness get religion...........and some VENOMMMMMMMM!!!!!

[@maripoopsicle]

I love that at 15:35 they edited in Grant

[@King_of_Gamers2099]

Can we talk about how badass Doc Ock’s arms look and they are practical effects

[@orangegradient4309]

I love how they all get quiet for "Pizza Time"

[@katiepascal9215]

As soon as I saw Alfred Molina come on screen I was like “talk some sh! about Alfred/Doc Ock I DARE YOU!!” 🔫 “I want you to be my perpetual son.” Alright, Razzle passes 🤣

[@lukedavis5727]

Yup, and watching the new Spider-Man made me remember my simping for Doc Ock/ Alfred Molina

[@robertfaulkkner5508]

11:39 Looks like the old lady beat someone with a stick.

[@animegamelover6368]

I love Alfred Molina! He's such a talented actor! I'm so excited to see No Way Home!!! Also legendary voice actor Phil LaMarr has a cameo in the train scene!

[@coolguyyy9071]

If these guys get drunk for this film just imagine them getting drunk and watching Spider-Man: No Way Home in the theater 😂🤣

[@ozzywalker609]

They see Green Goblin and they whisper to each other "That's our glider!"

[@ozzywalker609]

@Jorge Rosales Yes, now screw off

[@antviper135]

@@ozzywalker609 "I want pictures of the Goblin FUCKING THE GOBLIN!"

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

Imagine you're gathered around your fellow colleagues and you're witnessing one of the greatest minds of New York causally become a human octopus, more or less but then he goes... " But wait, there's more!" and now you're staring into the maw of a man-made sun. What the fuck do you do with /any/ of that information?

[@deuceydee3506]

This comment is so good, it could be a tumblr meme (the good kind) 👍

[@reagansido5823]

"Doc cock i mean doc cock i mean doc cock" This is my kind of humor.

[@SophieHarding1994]

The fact they didn't say 'Fifty Shades of May' around 14:18 is such a pizza crime.

[@Takaichi666-]

Ohhh ok 😂 nice one

[@RiseOfTheKumquat67]

Tridium is what NFTs are made of

[@Shadowswolf9666]

This NFT do go hard though

[@JoshGolus]

If somebody told you I wasn't doing pizza time for the pizza crime, somebody was something of a scientist, themselves.

[@thinkontron2581]

“Pizza crime” that had me in tears

[@IsaiahINRI]

15:17 surprised no one said "Tritium is stored in the balls" joke

[@hugitoo3987]

Alternate title: The hyenas from Lion King watch Spider-man 2

[@-valmetal-]

LOL

[@ball8182]

“Im something of an alcoholic myself.” -The Sequel

[@venomz8888]

I can’t believe no one else ever thought of Pizza Crime. Razzle truly are the pioneers of our time.

[@fira9387]

15:41 Liked the Grant Cameo

[@henrym9301]

Tridium stocks lowered after doc oc left. Until he came back in No Way Home, Tridium stocks skyrocketed.

[@pallapazza71]

Doc Ock is turning the fricking Tridium stocks up.

[@AJ-dr8mj]

13:52 This part always bother me i understand the symbolism but Peter could have still call the police or something lol

[@redkarter143]

16:29 this aged well

[@henrik971]

DOCTOR OCTIDDIOUS.... XD XD XD XD - 10:32

[@mutantsandmemes]

_"Peter...tell me the truth..._ *did you steal that guy's pizza?"* Pizza time becomes pizza crime fr... Also, love how only at 10:43 does Ben realise that Doc Ock and Doc Ock are, in fact, the same person. Amazing insight, lads.

[@crimsonslayer6641]

1:41 one of the top 3 best memes in spider man history

[@therockphilosopher1678]

I can’t stop rewatching this video, it’s truly a masterpiece

[@lesliemann1655]

Fucking "Doctor Octiddius" made me lose it, man

[@rogueflintlock44]

Damn. I really wanted them to talk about how horrific the operating room massacre was.

[@Fueledbystardust]

I was literally anticipating them to talk about that scene

[@TheRedKipp]

If somebody told you he wasn’t gonna steal that guys pizza, somebody lied

[@Mr.Zamnes]

I was really expecting 50 Shades Of May around 14:22

[@willschneider_05]

Next time on Razzle: We get drunk and watch Spider-Man 3 (2007) ft. Bully Maguire

[@rhodesandhighways]

17:20 Roses are red violets are blue next time you see me ill be the one playing football on the moon.

[@ashtonmorris3168]

4:51 Mr Ditchovitch on that Sigma male grindset😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯

[@jexelbur6872]

RAZZLE: We can’t make jokes about this masterpiece. Also RAZZLE: _proceeds to make jokes about this masterpiece_

[@Alan05183]

10:21 oh word?

[@fazbearking87]

9:48 The tritium’s making my “son gay”

[@procraftinatorz4116]

If somebody told you that it wasn’t Pizza Time, somebody Lied.

[@procraftinatorz4116]

@@nancygonzalezgarcia8701 if we can get pictures of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can get pictures of Pizza Time in a thong.

[@YG-mi3vj]

@@nancygonzalezgarcia8701 that's enough pizza time jokes, it's back to formula

[@shadetee234]

Yall be getting your pizza time when you fix this damn door

[@Indeeditsjoseph]

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these pizza time

[@sebhumann101]

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to fix this DAMN DOOR

[@seamusburke639]

15:40 Even four drunk idiots look at Ursula and think "GIVE HER A CHANCE!"

[@LordHoth_90]

The hardest I’ve seen these guys go and my body hurts from laughing so hard

[@novataco5412]

I didn’t even realize Dr Conners was missing an arm when I was younger, I didn’t read comics so the name had no significance to me lol

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I'm absolutely here for J Jonah Jamison just now running a p0rn industry and forgetting the daily bugle

[@domarme2776]

If somebody told you that Otto didn’t want any Tridium, somebody lied.

[@nealcomstock1958]

4:31 pretty sure the guy in the black shirt throwing a card down played one of the FBI guys in the Sopranos

[@Keychaine]

16:51 that God damn laugh lol

[@shotgun3628]

17:08 this guy looks shocking like a buff matpat

[@natrod8628]

why would you say that; i can't unsee this