WE GOT PUPPIES

I love them and they love me. Who worries about the world when you've got cute dogs??
COME SEE LIVE WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS WHILE I'M ON TOUR danielhowell.com
And so the second episode of Dystopia Daily has concluded. I would like to say thank you to the community, my actual grandmother and not to anyone on TikTok. This experiment in post-burnout meta KZbin content is certainly ..an experience! STAY TUNED
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CREATED BY
DANIEL HOWELL
PRODUCED BY
SOPHIE NEWTON
CREATIVE PRODUCERS
JACOB RICKARD
KENNY ENGLAND
PHIL LESTER
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
CIARAN O’BRIEN
CAMERA ASSISTANT
JOE ROWE
SOUND ENGINEER
TOM BARTLETT
ART DIRECTOR
LOUIS GRANT
EDITORS
LEVI BEAMISH
ELLIOT GOUGH
DAN HOWELL
ANIMATORS
JAMES PAINTER
PJ LIGUORI
Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound:
Chronometer - Guy Copeland
Losing Face - Martin Klem
Ultimatum - AGST
Salamanca - Sarah, The Instrumentalist
Martin Klem - Sea Clown
Trabant 33 - Memories of Paris
Captions - amara.org/vide... thank you!
German + British - AnnikaSp
Korean - Annabel Park
Russian - Anna Vinogradova
Dutch - juuul
Portuguese - Mirian Rodrigues
Ukranian - Zoe

[@danielhowell]

come see me rip my pants open and flash the danussy on tour right now danielhowell.com

[@brie]

pls no dan

[@imadoor2205]

Pfft

[@sofiagilardi1249]

if u come to argentina then sure

[@skcch1796]

What's up Dan

[@francesatty7022]

im more interested in the dogs tbh

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

dan has a very impressive guest list for dystopia daily so far. phil,a cat,his nan and now puppies i suppose

[@xx_ac1dr3j3ctzz_xx7]

i can tell he doesn’t have many friends. i don’t either it’s okay

[@bellasampson7398]

He’ll have Louise on soon, KZbin recommended one of her vlogs to me a couple weeks back.

[@AriaLouisa]

@@bellasampson7398 clogs 😭

[@victai163]

@@AriaLouisa sprinkle of clogs 🥰🥰

[@bellasampson7398]

@@AriaLouisa HAHAHAHA fuck😂. Tired phone typing. Louise's clogs - she would never. Far to glam✨, the shame 💀

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

I appreciate the 1:1 ratio of human:animal guests that Dan is maintaining

[@BlazeDupree1525]

$10 the next guest is Anthony 😂

[@HeyItsCheIIe]

@@BlazeDupree1525 and then: a llama

[@yokomomochi]

@@BlazeDupree1525 I can only hope

[@sh0ebase]

louise better bring on a hamster or something

[@carlaroberts2976]

Do kittens next! 🤣

[@bttrflymagic]

Dan: I’ll get revenge by roasting my viewers’ outfits! Also Dan: *aggressively compliments his viewers for a solid 5 minutes*

[@baileylantman1348]

Dan holding up different black tee shirts and looking in the mirror is basically just live footage of me getting ready in the mornings.

[@goblin1226]

Same

[@txtuuwuu]

same

[@BeetBonk]

Same

[@Miss_Camel]

lol I’ve been a hairstylist for 19 years, with nearly every salon’s dress code being all black, so basically anytime I go anywhere in public, I’m wearing solid black with my hair and makeup done…which means every time a man tells me I’d look prettier if I’d smile, I can say “I just left my mother’s funeral” and watch them choke on the awkwardness.

[@voiceappeal]

My brain still can’t process the consistency with which this man is uploading content but we’re here for it

[@elizabethdawson491]

no this feels like a simulation

[@danielhowell]

CONTENT WARNING

[@brightshining]

✨ dysToPia ✨ ...

[@brandon3872]

@@danielhowell Have you been kidnapped by an a revengeful llama placenta and forced to create content?

[@pareidolist]

@@brandon3872 pretty sure that comment qualifies as psychic terrorism

[@eccentricchick2]

Dan talking about Anthony being the physical and mentally stable version of him is 😂

[@JazzmineM]

Waiting for Anthony’s reply lol

[@samanthagoebel6006]

Dan and Phil with pets is the best content possible

[@niip9284]

i mean lbr pets make any "content" 100x better they are precious, they are life, and we do not deserve them ;A;

[@taleisharidgway]

agreed

[@rocheale]

As a community member, I now feel so deeply connected to the content Thanks Dan!

[@danielhowell]

consider yourself ENGAGED

[@Sally6861]

@@danielhowell when’s the wedding? Am I invited?

[@Memmyrabilia]

“Look at the glamor Look at the grace Look at the composure of this dog’s fucking face” ~ a poem by Dan Howell, 2022

[@singular_t]

🎵Heck! It's a turtle neck! 🎶

[@stephnomore]

love the way dan's voice instantly changed the second the puppies got here

[@ShaeTheIcyPole]

Dan and Phil both being active tickles the nostalgia part of my brain that is healing my inner child

[@magdalenamustermann8434]

you put it into words

[@MonstehDinosawr]

100% this

[@-ellieille-]

Dan interacting with Hector and Millie brings me so much joy, but it can’t top seeing him live. If anyone reading this has the chance to go see Dan’s show but is on the fence about it, please do! I was really anxious about going but it was so worth it!!! Dan, thank you for everything you do! You have really changed so many lives for the better! 🥰

[@bymorganco]

i went to his show in seattle this week and it was great!

[@-ellieille-]

Back to say that I got to meet both Dan and Phil at the Terrible Influence Tour!!! I was maybe even more anxious this time because not only was I meeting them, but I’d also never gone to a show by myself before. I ended up feeling so safe in the community we’ve cultivated and having one of the best nights of my life!!! 💙🩵

[@matthewjohnston3515]

dan howell + puppies is just the mental health boost i needed today

[@Whackusbonk]

Dan looking through his clothes rack gives the same energy as opening and closing the fridge to see if new food appeared

[@sarahcrafton8364]

Omg so accurate

[@nicolenishimori2033]

at this point we’ve established a wholesome community of dan roasting his audience and us roasting him back

[@peachiieexo]

never thought i’d see the day Dan would be uploading regular again whilst being his genuine self ❤️ 12 year old me would be sobbing fr

[@machoo.13]

this lil series is one of the few things keeping me afloat during my first semester of college

[@anironsidh]

Same 😅

[@espresshoe9253]

Same here!

[@makayawk6852]

Omg me too 😆

[@danielhowell]

hope you make it further than i did!

[@makayawk6852]

@@danielhowell I'll make you proud sensei 😤

[@naomisbored]

I think this might be my fave episode so far. Dan unable to resist the puppies is everything I needed today

[@itsblanche8209]

dan giving the internet what it wants : content of him with puppies. he is a man of the people

[@JoJochoi98]

This is the happiest we’ve seen Dan on this platform

[@neggispringfeild]

You should contact a local animal shelter to basically babysit and advertise pets for adoption so you can play with cute animals without actually having to take responsibility for their care 😂

[@Sauceyages]

I really hope someone has been telling Dan how proud they are of him for doing all these uploads, this whole show must have had so much hard work go into it and the regular uploads have been so cool to see!!!

[@LadyCynthiana]

Just so you know, the way you were overwhelmed when those two puppies jumped all over you is how I feel daily with my one toddler. Highly relatable, also adorable.

[@microwaveddog]

"look at the glamour, look at the grace.. look at the composure of this dogs ** face" is the most beautiful and poetic line i have ever heard dan say in his entire career of youtube

[@_bebeboudeur_]

coming for taylor swift job with these rhymes

[@microwaveddog]

@@_bebeboudeur_ fr fr

[@redwater2080]

So glad to have you back, been in the phandom since 2013, we love you. You're doing amazing

[@nixoeph]

thanks for putting me in the video Dan. I would never bully you nor throw a lunch tray at you LMFAO you helped me a lot when I was in middle school. and I haven’t gotten to thank you for your compliments so thank you so much ❤ I hope the puppers are a permanent inclusion to the channel 🤓

[@courtneythomas3297]

Thank you for being you Dan ❤ seeing you on tour in Portland was so fun, my comfort KZbinr since I was 15 and now I’m 26. We’re all dying 😂

[@dayschange2]

There is no love more enthusiastically unconditional than a puppy's.

[@dr.deadworth]

I've never clicked on a notification faster. I saw Dan + puppies and i been knew this is what we all needed

[@neenathisismyhandle]

did you break the sound barrier 💪😩

[@dr.deadworth]

@@neenathisismyhandle I clicked it faster than the speed of light bestie

[@sanjanarathod4735]

this series is proof that pets are always the superior guests well done daniel

[@eden.elizabeth]

you and those dogs are what i needed today. my grandma passed and i’ve been sad so thank you.

[@meganderoiste1800]

❤❤

[@Gigi_Ouija]

💕💖 much love friend

[@steph3443]

i am so very sorry. i hope you’re taking care of yourself

[@angiestalesfromwales1590]

my condolences to you and your family. I hope you find healing and peace soon ♥️

[@abi_1776]

My condolences, sending you hope. Take care ❤️

[@ivyabooks]

I just finished a final exam and got a shitty grade, this is just what I needed. Love you and your chaotic energy, Dan.

[@kayarts3665]

jokes aside this is genuinely making me feel so warm and happy

[@shelby2901]

dan talking about a pregnant goat while being attacked by puppies is the content i didn’t know i needed

[@mckaywhite732]

I fell out of my chair when I saw he is coming to Salt Lake City in gross Utah! I immediately bought a ticket and am counting down the minutes until I can see him live! I grew up with Dan always being able to get me to smile even throughout the dark days.

[@Chiakis_dsi]

Dan + puppies = heaven

[@enyaalmeida7926]

I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH SEROTONIN THIS CONSISTENCY WITH CONTENT IS PROVIDING ME WITH

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

Dan genuinely asking hyper puppies, “What's the goal?!" while they play-assault him is the best thing I've seen today. 🤭

[@gelena31]

Your KZbin comeback is giving me life, Dan. Really enjoying the new format, hope you keep having fun and doing what you want

[@rainhenderson8445]

I know that this show is literally called Dystopia Daily and your usual "I'm depressed, but it's fine" vibe fits that theme. But I'm so glad we got to see you smiling and playing with puppies in this one.

[@faeriescottage]

phil being a producer & pj being an animator for dystopia daily 🥺🥺

[@ashtyn7656]

Ngl when you come home from having a bad day to see a brand new video from Dan automatically makes that day better

[@jusong]

this is the first time someone reciprocating my parasocial relationship wow i am honored but also feel like ive been invaded from the comfort of my own room

[@thephamilybusiness9485]

Guess we’re dropping everything again for daddy Dan

[@ThereforeIAmNot]

Me when he posted the first Dystopia Daily vid

[@Pikachord]

I really needed this today. We had to put my baby boy down earlier today and I’m really not doing great, especially as my mum has put away all his things to make us not breakdown in the morning. I’m glad Dan was able to make me smile for the first time in what feels like weeks. Thank you Dan ❤

[@imuniquefangirl]

His interaction with the puppies absolutely melted my heart

[@alexis3524]

okay but why did I actually get tingles @10:30 and throughout the section. FR the asmr 🫠

[@ruthborg6076]

I love this show! I’m not even joking when I say that the zen garden asmr segment rivals puppy time. I wish I were kidding, but I am now looking for my own little scrapey sandbox. Thanks, Dan.

[@snehajeevan7476]

I’m a simple person: I see Dan, Phil, and puppies, I like

[@introvertedtee3010]

My mum saw that clip of you ripping your trousers on stage and she, a person who normally Dislikes the content i watch, said it made her day thanks Dan

[@froggieboinoah7660]

Nothing better than Dan getting completely destroyed by two very smol fluffy creatures while desperately trying to grasp on to his dignity

[@remusteahan3521]

Literally saw the word puppies and clicked faster than I would have in the height of my Dan n Phil era lmfao 14 y/o me could never

[@atticuspml]

Had the worst day today at college and the universe blessed me with Dan Howell, Dogs and aggressive but loveable puppies, thanks Dan see you in La!

[@acidblaze5792]

Dan getting attacked by puppies is my new favourite thing

[@ruthborg6076]

I absolutely love your humor in these shows. Great delivery and timing. 😂

[@itsyvonne6512]

I'm so happy to see you uploading ❤️

[@firefly4515]

Pleaseee have puppies in every show ahaha so CUTEE 🙏🥺💕

[@winchesterisms]

dan + dogs = the serotonin hit i needed rn.

[@BlackDutchHorse]

Dan’s comment engagement and upload frequency has been off the fucking charts

[@XxActualSunshinexX]

This video has reminded me that I’ve never held a puppy before and now my quest to hold a puppy begins

[@MidnightArcher]

It's great to hear you laugh and have fun. Hope you're having a great time on tour, wish I could be there

[@farah_k]

Dan and Phil with Pets is Always Amazing Quality Content!! 😄❤️🐶🐕👌👍

[@TimeLordWereWolf]

Dan yelling make it stop like he's not the one who laid down on the floor for the express purpose of being molested by puppies

[@laurenleigh9112]

The dark lord himself, playing with the happy floofs was the content I needed, well done Hector and milly.

[@MotherEingana]

The camera person taking a sock and the tiny microphone zen garden are the cherries on top for me.

[@kendall3105]

Crazy to think I started watching dan and Phil in middle school when I was 11 and now I’m 21 about to graduate college still watching them a decade later :’) No wonder why I’m such a mess

[@SkyBaddie]

You + puppies = serotonin ❤

[@samanthap5284]

This just reminds me of those puppy interviews (which by the way would be great if Dan was on)

[@KalistaReyes]

my heart is so happy. 18 year old me would be bawling is she knew you were active again and that I got to meet you recently. you have helped me so much in life, Daniel. I appreciate you immensely and I hope you know how much we all love and support you.

[@nicolenishimori2033]

dan being attacked by puppies is the cutest thing i have ever watched

[@asffghjkl06]

Love the smile at the end ♡

[@nidhid8694]

I wanna see more bloopers of dan and the puppiess!! That was adorable!!!

[@peytonhornbacher68]

instantly transported back to middle school.. don't know how to feel but much love dan

[@jeanz638]

Dan and dogs is the most wholesome thing to ever exist. ❤️❤️

[@vee_tinymoose]

So many happy feels, just as I really needed a boost. Thank you!

[@im19ice3]

great day to relate to dan with the fashion absence in ones depression-fueled life and choices

[@gitoshrisen7687]

I am absolutely loving the content flow! You go Dan. I can probably see a video of you and animals for hours. I love you being you! ❤️

[@smileylime]

me and my housemate from uni became friends because of your content, it was during that same time you uploaded your video about uni. it's just bringing back nice memories to sit down and watch your uploads 💕

[@Magic-of-life]

My heart feels warm. Ohhh such a sweet episode, thank you Dan 💞

[@LunaBeth97]

I just remember watching danisnotonfire videos after my mum had a stroke to calm down... That was almost 10 years ago😂(mum is alive still at least 😂😂)

[@serenamoore5548]

Im so happy i saw you live you changed my perspective from being super hopeless to a bit less hopeless now in some ways. Thank you 💕

[@shawrmyx]

THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I WANT TO SEE MORE OFTEN

[@sampadawadekar]

there's something really unnerving about dan looking straight into the camera and enunciating that we are friends

[@montagrima4016]

The pure unhinged joy this brings

[@My-name-is-Kit]

Glad I saved this to watch while I was getting ready for work this morning. Exactly the boost I needed. Thanks, Dan!

[@vitor8593]

This show should be called Dystopia Weekly, but Dan can't resist alliteration

[@RhiannonSmudge]

Dan with puppies is one of the best things, I hope he continues to bring on animal guests

[@niamhogeo3664]

WE FINALLY GOT MORE DAN AND DOGS !!! AGAIN !!!!

[@kirstieturk]

Dan interacting with Hector and Millie is the highlight of my night! Puppies are my loves! 🥺🥹🥰😍🐶💜 Dan and his wheeze are the best thing ever! 🥹😍

[@kimberlydell2806]

Hey just a head up please look into littermate syndrome and make sure the puppies get PLENTY of time away from each other. They’re so cute!

[@Rainfallsinmyheart]

I admit i watched this entire video just to see you cuddle puppies and it was totally worth it

[@duckydae]

community corner is internet support group’s final evolution 😂

[@ignisgalaxia5825]

The way he said “oi?” when the dog was pestering him for attention 😂 Puppies truly are the only ray of sunshine in this miserable world. Thank you for the serotonin Dan

[@jostewart3192]

I know this is all pre-filmed because you’re on tour Dan, I’m praying for Louise or PJ to be a guest on the show 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@ellespoonies]

Every time Dan attempts the zen garden I genuinely wish he would do a podcast where he just reads to us bc his voice directly into the mic is lovely.

[@Nightlark100]

Dan, how often do you have the issue of things (clothing mainly) not being the same shade of black?

[@ThisIsLiss2]

Dan it's midnight and I have work tomorrow so that little ASMR bit you did genuinely started making me sleepy and I started closing my eyes until the bloody rock garden scrapping, why did you have to ruin the vibe :'D

[@KitKat-hm6nd]

DONT TOY WITH OUR HEARTS DANIEL

[@senselessrose]

Your 'I look ruff' joke made me very happy. The Dan with cute animals segment is my favorite.