ROASTING Your Tinder Profiles

Are you getting the D or putting the D in DISASTER? I roast your attempts at finding love online. NEW TOUR DATES added in Australia and Europe: danielhowell.com
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CREATED BY
DANIEL HOWELL
PRODUCED BY
SOPHIE NEWTON
CREATIVE PRODUCERS
JACOB RICKARD
KENNY ENGLAND
PHIL LESTER
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
CIARAN O’BRIEN
CAMERA ASSISTANT
JOE ROWE
SOUND ENGINEER
WILL LANGDALE
ART DIRECTOR
LOUIS GRANT
EDITORS
ELLIOT GOUGH
PHIL LESTER
DAN HOWELL
ANIMATORS
JAMES PAINTER
PJ LIGUORI
Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound:
Ultimatum - AGST
Salamanca - Sarah the Instrumentalist
Captions - amara.org/videos/A6ZlzCOpCSvc... thank you!
German/British - AnnikaSp
Korean - Annabel Park
Dutch - JuulJ
Portuguese - Mirian Rodrigues
Russian - Anna Vinogradova
Ukranian - Zoe

[@danielhowell]

NEW TOUR DATES ADDED IN AUSTRALIA AND EUROPE COME SEE ME ON TOUR BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS danielhowell.com

[@violetstars596]

YIPPIE!

[@pxxchyel]

impulsively bought dublin vip and now im travelling myself for the first time :)

[@chloepatrick12]

already have seen it and will see it again in 60 days!!!

[@ridley9754]

Daniel why have you done that after I already spent a fortune buying tickets to travel to UK - now I've just bought the VIP in Poland just to invite you to a fistfight in the parking lot after the show

[@mollyisaverage]

see u in cambridge parasocial best friend

[@thehawk5573]

this parasocial relationship joke isn’t going to be so funny when i join your family for christmas dan

[@MiniNymph]

The Vlog about some randomer joining his christmas dinner will be very on brand, except for the actual posting bit.

[@cynniebynnie]

LMFAO

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Exactly. It will also super not be funny when dan checks under his bed.

[@jason007smith]

HAHAHAHAHH I'm coming with

[@gabbycurtis9347]

This is an incredibly underrated comment.

[@shibbersscott1575]

The fact that all these people prob drew cat whiskers on their faces in middle school, what a time to be bullied relentlessly 🗿

[@adrianoines521]

I did this way too much and should have been bullied. people let that slide when they shouldn't have.

[@juliettemarii]

Stop😭

[@Silly_1824]

You didnt have to call me out like this🧍🏻

[@RioRav]

They were all 19-23 they have no idea about the cat whiskers-era

[@victai163]

@@RioRav lol some ppl were fans in middle school (im turning 21 but i got into dnp when i was 13)

[@MacDoesIt]

I’m glad I can add entertainment to your bathing experience

[@mollyisaverage]

EXCLUSIVELY in the bath

[@raevennist_]

Splish splosh

[@Lalaundercover389]

Omgg mac 🥹

[@afeatherinthewind]

kings supporting kings (in the tub) we love to see it

[@judas462]

PLEASE collab

[@lisaofhearts]

dan yelling ENHANCE and then putting his face against the screen made me wheeze

[@genericname8727]

I appreciated the camera angles

[@bbbelieveit]

The way he pronounced ciabatta had me literally howling 😂

[@baileyelisedavis9685]

I rewound and watched it again 😂🤣💗

[@909rasa]

@@bbbelieveit howelling

[@iiireeeneee]

Cheesus christ

[@confoundedcat]

"terrifying bisexual let loose into society" is gonna be my new tinder bio

[@_bebeboudeur_]

10/10 approved

[@katiehotchkiss3225]

If I wasn't engaged and I got on tinder, same

[@lunashootingstar15]

LOL I read this exactly as he was saying it 😆

[@aivareysala9526]

saw dan in santa barbara and he called me a “cold slutty goth” which tbh, completed me as a human being

[@zobizobizobi]

the highest praise

[@aylaa6434]

you shaped us as a community be proud of what you've created

[@Octobris]

Are you sure there's much to be proud of

[@brie]

is this the closest we’ll ever get to a dan and macdoesit collab??

[@mewmew6158]

Probably tbh

[@brie]

@@mewmew6158 that’s sad. i saw sumn ab anthony collabing with dan tho 🤪 so hoping dan filmed some collabs with other ppl while in the states on tour 🤧

[@sulkingsuccubus]

WE NEED THE COLLAB

[@kittycat3638]

I think they had one but it was when they were both closeted so it's just 'I swear I'm nothing but straight!'

[@ameisweirdx]

@@brie can u imagine, dan would set off an existential crisis in mac and mac would release dans inner crazy fool itd be so beautiful

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

1:22 I love how Dan assumes everyone on dating apps is looking for a soulmate that’s so sweet

[@penina8438]

He also assumes ppl actually read profiles before swiping, adorable.

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

that was his experience onlike circa 2009 and its clouded his vision 😔🫡

[@xandraster]

MacDoesIt and Dan doing a video together would be a dream come true but also pure fuxking chaos

[@BlazeDupree1525]

We need a story time of how he got banned from tinder

[@thelonelyegg3025]

@@BlazeDupree1525 probably tinder thinking he was impersonating. Otherwise just regular old Mac going wild lll

[@SamWest96]

My friend wrote my tinder profile when we were all very drunk. It was "the last one dumped me on my birthday, the bar is pretty low." Met my husband with that profile, we're parents now. Never would have predicted that.

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

Well congrats 🎊

[@kaylalopez715]

Started watching around 12 and I’m 21 now, married with 2 children😂

[@amandakluiter9625]

Couple of things: 1) Dan and Mac crossover that I wasn't prepared for 2) This is grown-up internet support group 3) Cat whiskers is how I discovered my bisexuality and no I will not be elaborating further thank you

[@2tatianakfae]

I saw Dan's show in Oakland and I gotta be honest, every time he went up or down those stairs I felt a bit of terror that he was going to fall down

[@danielhowell]

every show comes with the possibility of a live death how exciting!!!!!

[@teclinsoro4523]

That’s just part of the show

[@nalinikratzin9334]

@@danielhowell why does this remind me of a certain robot from Undertale...

[@katiebell3087]

As someone with a dead dad who has made similar jokes, I nearly died of laughter 😂😂

[@dabarecats9485]

Just like your dad

[@bryrk]

that's me 😭

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

Is that how he went too

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

I should not have said thaattttttt I'm sorry

[@Alicia-zf3nq]

@@BlueDragon-vm1bt as someone with a dead mom, I thought it was a funny response. You've got nothing to be sorry about

[@toastburntbread]

I saw my ex once on tinder. Their bio was them bluntly describing all their genuine red flags to a tee in a factual way.

[@dangerliesbeforeyou]

plot twist: dan is actually john and the 'daniel howell' persona is just something he created as a thought experiment lol

[@danielhowell]

fr daniel howell is way to weird to be real john is much more believable

[@dangerliesbeforeyou]

@@danielhowell GASP i knew it!

[@Debuttv]

@@danielhowellyou spelt too wrong

[@JahrieWobbles]

Thinking abt how I started watching you at like age 10, and now I’m 24 and engaged still watching. I feel like I owe you child support for raising me ☠️

[@cutiefox6455]

Loool

[@Whackusbonk]

I’m convinced that Dan doesn’t age because he’s managed to remain constantly relatable throughout the years

[@olivergullikson2080]

i didn’t think we would ever get a stephosims/daniel howell collab but this is the best way it could have gone

[@5nikoline5]

YES!! i was almost jumpscared by her like "what are you doing here:

[@_bebeboudeur_]

love to see it !

[@jolaechen8740]

+

[@inthemoondust2900]

STEPHOSIMS???? not the crossover we wanted, but the crossover we deserve

[@Chloe_rae]

Petition for Dan to make a dystopian daily dating app.

[@lydiabolen8537]

omg

[@Imallwrite212]

incredible

[@ruthborg6076]

If I had a Tinder profile it would literally be: wants sex but also wants to be left tf alone…you have to know when to do what.”

[@alexderuiter1505]

The fact that Dan is posting regularly still is new to me I get excited every time

[@ionlydressthatway]

as an aspec, the whole concept of dating apps is simultaneously utterly horrifying and morbidly fascinating so thanks for this window into the world of allos

[@Meccarox]

Same

[@strugglingartist5564]

I still can’t believe we are getting so much new content

[@daniellebronkhorst2168]

What if Dan brought back Internet Support Group on Dystopia Daily?? Like set up a new email n go thro some messages every month or every couple months like he used to. Those vids were always so funny.

[@mollyisaverage]

i avoid getting rejected by people by simply distancing myself from everybody, eliminating all possibility of finding a soulmate 😎

[@meumundosecreto7694]

It feels like I'm looking at a mirror

[@Dora-rr3hw]

No relationship = no pain

[@ActualCharky]

The thing with soulmates is that they'll find you anyway

[@oLynxXo]

@@ActualCharky Don't give them hope they'll just end up disappointed.

[@Meccarox]

So true

[@leprechaunlake]

dan uploading will always be the highlight of the day

[@markipliertrash1562]

Ikr

[@mollyisaverage]

me too fr

[@Sentientmatter8]

I know - uploads are so frequent now they SEEM daily.

[@brie]

hoping this video stays up longer than your last tinder video (real ones know)

[@nadiamillones9979]

EXPLAIN

[@icedcashewmilklatte]

he made a tinder video way back when basically cracking jokes with potential dates. it got taken down because the people in the video didn’t want it up apparently.

[@brie]

^^ “way back when” bro i made another comment saying like “oh two years or so ago maybe” n someone came back n was like “more like six” n i went and looked and it really was like five almost six years ago ✋🏻 it does not feel like it was that long ago frrr

[@ry5551]

with the wooden hamster thing ?

[@madybell6753]

@@ry5551 no, I’m pretty sure that was a Phil video with Dan in it! This was a Dan specific video

[@lesliehall7161]

I’m glad your audience didn’t let you down! Honestly you attract a lot of very cool people! 😊

[@madybell6753]

I didn’t expect my profile to actually be in it 😭😭😭 I haven’t been on my bumble account in like three months

[@madybell6753]

Anyways, stream ‘Side Effect’ by FKA Rayne lmao

[@MirianRodrigues483]

I'm the person with the Shrek photo and it got me on many disappointing dates!!!

[@itsrainbow123]

BAHAHA THAT'S ME AND MY PARTNER AT 11:43!! Thank you so much for including us and our cursed child

[@mosshealy3280]

Oh this is gonna get mean and weirdly personal Edit: Me: *kins Luigi* Dan: big bottom energy Me: *surprised pikachu face in bottom*

[@V.Zombi_]

It will indeed

[@salemsmushroom]

the way hes mainly roasting people with the same energy as himself

[@brie]

the areola grande costume deserves an award

[@vampiredinosaur]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the mitering of the stripes on the shoulders of Dan’s sweater?

[@rebeccahdurant9504]

Dan roasted people's outfits, then he had to make a video of people roasting his... the only next logical step from here is us roasting Dan's Tinder profile

[@CB-vv4tm]

As a person with a recently passed mom … I’m angry she hung out with you for such a significant amount of time without me. 9:20

[@charlottawhitfield]

can i just say the theme tune for dystopia daily is the perfect mix of edgy angst and actual musical greatness, thank you

[@brie]

wish tinder never kicked me off it’s platform for tryna make a bag (was searching for a sugar daddy) 👋🏻😔

[@bornwithhorns]

LMAO

[@brie]

@@bornwithhorns literally got the email i’d been banned within 30 minutes fr 😭

[@princessblazena]

Why wouldn't you use one of the Sugar Daddy dating sites? They're specifically for Sugar Daddy finding, so you won't get banned there 🤔😉

[@brie]

@@princessblazena cause most of the guys there are all the fake guys like “send me a $50 gift card and i’ll give you an allowance of $2000 and spoil you financially the $50 is just to prove to me you’re loyal” like girl… do i look THAT stupid to you??? the only place i’ve ever found luck with guys who pay is on findom twt but even then it’s hit or miss

[@orangepekoetea]

funniest part of the video was dan saying "ENHANCE" and then putting his entire eyeball against the screen instead of like. zooming in

[@violetsnotviolence]

I love cats, can't drive, and am possibly addicted to cake. I'm still holding out hope, lol.

[@hiMickeyhi]

Honestly, Dan coming back to KZbin has been my favorite revive series ever. Fantastic work on getting going again! That shit is hard and scary to do so I truly admire your work

[@rubyrose7726]

"I know you. I love you. We are friends." Leave me alone.

[@bttrflymagic]

Here comes Dan with his aggressively wholesome “roasting” again!! He keeps using that word….I don’t think it means what he thinks it means 😂

[@nikkimurray8938]

First of all, all of your fans are hot?? Second, I think you should make one of these where those of us in relationships tell you how we met our significant other (funny stories only)

[@madzshelena2267]

I am living for all of the credits in the description, I'm so happy you have an entire team of people now to help with videos! Also all the languages you have captions made in is absolutely wonderful 😍

[@upsidedownturtle6742]

seeing Mac reply to this brought me so much joy (esp hearing Dan watches his videos). love when my fave ytbers interact even if it's for a second

[@ashleypeterson1686]

Dan being jealous of a guy who’s name is almost puke is hilarious to me, not to roast my main man Puk.

[@jasminevawter3887]

Dan talking about watching Mac when hes looking for opinions in the bath while im watching Dan...for the purpose of hearing opinions while im chilln in my bath

[@jasminevawter3887]

Bath-ception

[@barbaram5769]

Honestly, was so mad when I went to see the tour, feeling cute, and then everyone looked like this. Immediately put in my place.

[@lauryn_ski]

every time I watch a Dan video or see anything pertaining to him and his journey it makes me so insanely happy and overcome with emotion, like we have watched him blossom in to this amazing person he is today. We we have all gone on this journey of self discovery on our own, together. How insane is that? Im tipsy and feeling sentimental rn but Im so proud of all of us fr we got this far yall damn

[@vincentwhittaker3686]

thx for helping me through my depression dan Xx

[@misguided_ghost]

I love the way that dan is too respectful here to actually roast anyone. all of the roasts are just thinly veiled compliments

[@wildflowies]

this made me think of Would You Date THE REAL Dan, gone but never forgotten

[@micameows]

i got banned on tinder because i used it solely to promote my youtube channel and had zero interest whatsoever in “”making a connection””

[@juniperfox1064]

having dan uploading regularly is such a blessing

[@VannaJohnson]

Was at the show in Seattle. Brought someone who had no idea who Dan was up until that point, we both loved the show. Please incorporate more jumpsuits into your daily wardrobe.

[@dreqisgloom]

dan and his aggressive praise never gets old

[@bangtanala4558]

i love dystopia daily omg thank you dan for continuing to give us content !!

[@sophieannexx]

kinda needed this today so thank you

[@nataliatheweirdo]

Dystopia daily is usually what gets me out of bed in the morning, this particular day i happened to be already out of bed when this was uploaded- and i felt like i completed sometthing 😂

[@aryastark2836]

The dad coffin bio was so horrible I laughed

[@jelletimmermans3916]

absolutely love this series!!!

[@mollyisaverage]

episode 4 of dystopia daily my beloved i will wait for you

[@MrLeto-xc6ft]

Dan single handedly curing my depression one dystopia daily episode an the time

[@Xplreli]

Thank you for filling the void in my heart and continuing our beautiful parasocial relationship for another week father ❤

[@the-pink-hacker]

Glad to see you posting!

[@georgiamae3370]

I’m really loving the new content you can really tell dans happier :)

[@bryrk]

I'm dead dad person, glad it finally paid off :)

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

This fandom has the best energy honestly

[@marcom5575]

Watching your videos procrastinating a final essay for college. Somehow I feel motivated, thanks Dan

[@skidkaguyasupremacy5357]

peak eat while youtube moment with dan. i love this series so much. i literally starve myself until i have time to sit down and eat when i see you posted

[@haydenisonearth]

just love daniel and feeling wholesome enough to actually comment

[@teclinsoro4523]

i’m still in denial about dan uploading consistently

[@chuualwayswins]

0:48 why do I love this little jingle sm

[@lenamoonwitch]

man i’m high af but i loved this video. i’m loving dystopia daily + a MacDoesIt mention! this video reminded me i need to be checking twitter more often lmao. also yeah i would definitely say you were a defining feature of going up in the 2010s so you’ve for sure helped mold our culture. i’m 20, in my third year of university and i’ve been watching your videos since i was 13.

[@EVa-ir8tw]

Daniel putting his face close to the screen to count cheese slides on the ciabatta sandwich is a whole mood ✨

[@Plumbella]

STEPH !!!! THATS MY WIFE !!!

[@_bebeboudeur_]

🤝 (our wife) 🛠🐇

[@roastdating]

Love this! Give us more ROAST 🔥

[@zeynebnv]

These episodes are never enough 🖤

[@ALLTHEDRUGSFORCREATIVITY]

I love that Daniel Howell watches Mac Does It this is the best information I’ve ever been given

[@avaiyankasen3057]

I'm so glad Dan uploaded when he did cos I was about to cry for a really crappy reason T o T

[@brenna5200]

I love that now when I watch these videos and I see the tour announcement, it reminds me of the show in Seattle and makes me smile

[@leslieallen6296]

Sorry I couldn't make it to your show in Mesa, AZ but hope to see you one day. You rock Dan! Thank you for your videos.

[@jupiterpls]

when you are a full introvert and terrified of intimacy so have never even entertained the idea of a dating app...ah, yes very relatable episode i am down with these kids

[@pikachuvic4875]

Thank you for giving me a reason to crawl out of my hole of depression.

[@calebwilson.27]

Omg!! Hi! I’m so glad you’re back! I haven’t been on KZbin in a while but I missed you being here and your content🖤

[@user-xg6vx1xq8e]

thank you for actually uploading videos😢I’ve missed you so much, happy every time I see a notification

[@leew2400]

This was a great video to watch while stuck on the side of the road with a flat tire in Canadian winter

[@brie]

not you skipping taylor and only saying phoebe and lorde at 4:05 😭

[@hannesgx_]

Love the content bestie

[@mollyisaverage]

very excited for episode 4 danny fire

[@chloepatrick12]

these mascots never fail to surprise me

[@georgiabrown2037]

I’ve never been so glad that I didn’t submit my profile to a video!

[@marionapina]

Gotta love seeing my favs, Steph and Mac on the legend’s vid

[@mollyisaverage]

this was wholesome thank you dan!

[@MirianRodrigues483]

I'm going to put on my profile "Dan Howell woul SWIPE" and if this doesn't get me a damn date...