He pooped his pants in public. | The Yard

[@arnar-on-youtube]

i was dying laughing at the airline story saying "this company is run by at least one pedophile" and them responding like it was a normal thing to say is INSANE

[@MrShinjiTabris]

what's abnormal about that statement

[@arnar-on-youtube]

@@MrShinjiTabris more the context of saying it to an employee of said company in an airport

[@Bighomie39]

Tbf we are talking about the same guy who smashed Aiden's drywall with a hammer for literally no reason

[@pezjerk]

@@Bighomie39 he had a hammer doe

[@mintzs5128]

hey nice yorushika pfp

[@colb5024]

Every time Nick chimes in theres like a 25% chance its the funniest thing ever.

[@DoktorFeelgood4218]

this is true

[@leeb5112]

@@DoktorFeelgood4218 and an 85% chance no one acknowledges it lmao

[@MrCoffee04]

@@leeb5112u probably failed math in 1st grade

[@angelarias3395]

@@MrCoffee04nah I think you did if you think he’s wrong

[@jrennerc]

@@MrCoffee04you are so wrong and it’s really funny

[@terrabite87]

Ludwig bringing up the baratie, and talking about it like it actually exists and isn't just a ship from One Piece is fucking hilarious

[@FizzyPhysics]

he doesn't want to get dogpiled for talking about one piece again LOL

[@tagegraham3812]

But we know

[@Osky1111]

Lowkey when he mentioned it I actually believed it was a real restaurant and that One Piece was based on it 😅😅

[@Youshizzle]

I love how consistently quick witted Nick is

[@cplroebuck22]

that moment they threw improv on him and he froze completely and someone commented "This is proof that even Gods can bleed" has not left my head since Nick is still my glorious king though

[@John-df6nm]

So, I was the guy Slime "snapped" at during Off Season. Honestly felt like I get the authentic Slime experience so not even mad!

[@rangerfoot275]

Chat we found him

[@sumanthmoole]

LMFAO ‘authentic slime experience’ is funny as hell

[@Larrybird696]

I want someone that’ll treat me like Slime treats Riot Games

[@thetrulyuniqueotsutsukigod9582]

Honestly, he such him; that you just kinda have to respect it

[@tyrustravis880]

I was at the off season and sat down to watch some melee and slime was a few seats over. Dude was intensely playing chess on his phone to the point where he would out loud say let’s go, or fuck, and it tickled me in the best way 10/10

[@antlerbraum2881]

And then he tickled you in the hotel room afterwards

[@pezjerk]

@@antlerbraum2881 he wishes, slime was too busy playing chess

[@trashtrash2169]

It's not. wtf.

[@birchtree8028]

Slime is on fire this episode, like I’m trying to work out and this guy keeps making me laugh. I almost crushed myself while doing bench press

[@DexSybaris]

How much you been benching

[@Brennanan]

Could not contain myself at Slime's awakening to how he sounds in the Dubbin voice

[@ivylynn6045]

Aiden “all the women are lying” Calvin

[@ac.creations]

Like have yall ever heard about Roads or Toilets before?

[@uname8148]

the fact that slime get half naked in a restaurant while saying "i wanna eat that guy scraps" is proof slime is a real one.

[@RamSlamBamWham]

"all they eat is stuff from sephora" that one got me so good holy shit nick doesn't miss

[@DevynDrums]

Slime taking his shirt off in an airport and just seeing how long it takes for someone to tell him to put it back on is insane lol i love that Also Aiden repeatedly saying "i'm going to kill myself" in the patreon preview had my dying xD

[@taylifts]

The way Slime has proven to be so confrontational but refuses to ask for help from a server more than once was so funny to me

[@hayleeeyler]

⁠@@tayliftshe would sooner take a dump in his mouth than ask a second time

[@ConnorisseurYT]

Whenever Aiden is on the podcast, he never fails to shatter both my kneecaps 👍

[@ThorfinnSkuII]

Please Aiden-sama..!! Kneecaps have always been a sacred solace! ⚖ 🦵🦵🥳🎉🎉🫡

[@ConnorisseurYT]

@@ThorfinnSkuII never comment on this platform again

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@ConnorisseurYTBro that was the other side of your coin. The same coin in fact

[@ConnorisseurYT]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 nuh uh uh

[@fletcherrenn1]

​@@ConnorisseurYT...

[@munaq-jp]

As a person who actually remembers the 90s, the rumor of Savage Garden getting into a fatal accident would have spread like fire. I'm sure night vigils would have been held in their memories all over the world and millions of children would have been named after Darren Hayes. After the first few weeks of riots and suicides, the commotion would have taken months to finally settle down. Slime is a man of culture and he really understands the zeitgeist of the 90s. Now, if you excuse me, I'll listen to "Truly Madly Deeply" and "I Knew I Loved You" on repeat while I cry myself to sleep.

[@slimewire]

i’m cultured

[@jeffreyzhao9156]

Thinking a carton of eggs is 12 dollars is more embarrassing than pooping your pants.

[@blessedfetus]

It’s like 5-15$ if u get super organic expensive shit, not that crazy tbh

[@arnoldszwarzenegger6832]

its insane that a loaf of american "bread" costs more than a carton of eggs

[@rxcmxrt]

@@blessedfetusi mean we can get heritage breed blue eggs fully humane and organic with the amber yolks for $9 a dozen here at kroger

[@vespa5773]

​@@arnoldszwarzenegger6832what the fuck how much is their bread?

[@MacNSteeez]

Was at Publix the other day & an 18 carton of eggs was 11 something. With tax over $12. It was that organic good shit but I can only imagine LA prices.

[@basementality4924]

It’s ok Aiden my pooped pants story that just happened a week ago was much worse. I was going to do a service call at a customers house. I knocked on their door and went to let out a fart before they opened the door so I didn’t fart inside of their house. Well it wasn’t a fart and it was dripping down my leg onto their front porch area. Thank god they didnt answer the door. I walked back to my work truck and used some napkins to wipe my leg as best I could and drove home as fast as possible. When I got home I cleaned myself up, used carpet cleaner to clean the car seat. I went back to the customers house after I changed and cleaned the truck. Turns out the customer had been home she just accidentally took a nap. Luckily it was raining but there was still a diluted brown puddle in front of her door. I don’t know what I would have done is someone answered the door. So it could have been worse.

[@alexdam8218]

Hope they had a doorbell camera to watch that go down. "I over slept when the service guy was supposed to come, so he shit on my front porch and left."

[@rrion]

wow, i will not read that

[@depalodor]

@@rrion claim your prize

[@DexSybaris]

Some stories should be kept to yourself 😂

[@greeny.official]

i want aiden to read this

[@brodywubs]

Nick's "That's why there's two circles in a Venn diagram" was beautiful

[@BlueLily342]

The whole roman empire meme has been very validating for me because I'm a trans woman and I've NEVER thought about the roman empire.

[@kotakooler]

gang shit

[@whataghost1524]

gang shit

[@simpingforbabish1209]

gang shit

[@Tripping_Through]

gang shit

[@thewordsmith7364]

Same!

[@willytuna1323]

literally kicking my feet like a little school girl when i see the yard posted 2 mins ago

[@paintboy3690]

Hearing the yard mention Hitch after watching them both separately for years is the crossover I never expected but am thankful for

[@barrythompson3359]

Aiden is the type that WOULD shit his pants to test his relationship

[@jiffylou98]

gasshite gatecrap girdump

[@higoodbye7545]

Shartini underwear man. He really did that

[@dontbethatguy783]

i really thought thats where that story was going, thought he was just gonna follow up his question by shitting in the back of zipper 3s car

[@Maria_745]

"would you still love me if i shit my pants 🥺"

[@bibubbletea]

The “attención terroristé” bit hit me like a truck

[@witchrain9506]

As a 31-year-old woman, Ludwig has cracked the code. We all indeed want a boo or spooky basket. Make me a custom-made basket with my favorite things (fuzzy blankets, candles, books, socks, favorite snacks) and you have my whole heart. Just the thought of having your special person take the time to pick and put together something that's filled with custom treats is just so sweet and thoughtful.

[@powerfulpaper3559]

I listened on spotify yesterday but had to come here to say this was one of the funniest episodes I’ve seen so far, I was actually laughing so hard at some points

[@oukawa2558]

No way. All of the aiden shitting himself bits for the "meundies" ad reads finally manifested themselves into reality

[@EdgeOmega]

my favorite part of the episodes lately is listening for whenever slime says "and a buffet for dinner" like a stan lee cameo

[@ashmcwii]

timestamp 👀

[@woktie]

I highly recommend re-watching the MeUndies section after checking out the entire episode. The inside jokes are hilarious after hearing about Aiden's "accident". Nick's comment about the Martini goosh pants is legendary

[@Terraloper]

Aiden be the type of guy to poo his pants in public. I'll DM him asking if he's ok.

[@Le300thMiner]

Already listened on Spotify, now to watch. We love the Yarb

[@_WanderYT]

The yarg is my favorite podcast :D

[@biggerbean1946]

ermm acshualy 🤓☝️its spelt yard

[@Guccigabe720]

We gotta stand strong

[@Thoern]

i love listening to the yarp at work

[@DexSybaris]

​@@Thoernthat's what I'm saying, I listen to the carp at work every day

[@teighttt]

1:13:20 Ludwig sounds exactly like Charlie in Always Sunny when he’s like “Does that sounds like something you’d want Aiden?”

[@Maria_745]

Slime going feral in the airport is so funny

[@Redec_]

Gen z for sure knows Cosby for his heinous crimes more than his show because of meme culture

[@beepboopbop6866]

The Roman empire convo is like Bill from the pokemon games. He doesn't matter until he tells you he built the pc you store your pokemon in. After THAT it's bills pc

[@tyballin321reel]

This is profound

[@adrianbombard4245]

i love when the yard talks about chuckle sandwich because they are exclusively the two podcasts i enjoy

[@vigorouspringle8962]

The vision of Aiden butt naked getting hosed down by Lud in the fetal position with The Yard jingle fucking kills me

[@barkseagull1453]

you guys should get an animator to recreate some of the conversations i think itd be hilarious

[@Bighomie39]

Shoobi exists

[@Eighty_Ninety]

How does Shoobi draw Nick’s “FEEM”

[@SpoonsYT]

bro, the ad read into the beginning of the story was a good choice. we get to be in the know and still see the surprise reaction of the people man.

[@Drawfield]

California grocery prices threw my for a loop. 18ct eggs are $2.65 at my closest Kroger.

[@cheeto4950]

Genuinely the funniest group of dudes that record video podcasts online

[@Jason_TCR]

you know it's really funny I was just reminiscing about savage garden this morning to my young co-workers who looked at me like a fool. So I went to the bathroom, adjusted my back brace, and carried on with my life like an adult. I'm glad we're all in this togeather

[@munaq-jp]

I thought I was the only one commenting about that bit. I think this might be how the wise elders of the tribe felt in the past. Bringing back ancient knowledge and passing it amongst the youth.

[@slimewire]

we are farmers

[@Rozcole]

After looking at the artists rendition of the table set up it is absolutely wild that the bartender didn't say something to you earlier. I work at a restaurant that has a similar set up and while yes those are bar tables it's on the bartender to come to you to ask if you want to order. Like yes they work at a bar inside an airport so like. Customer service might not be the highest quality but to let you wait that long. Crazy to me. Slime was 100% justified in the shirtlessness ✊️

[@krispykreme]

I became a recent audio only listener and during the meundies ad read in the audio only version they ask archie to make aiden look like he's pooping his pants and there's a sound effect and I was like "oh man I wanna see that in the video version cause that sounds funny" but it wasn't here and I'm sad :(

[@calebperz-stewart4334]

As a history teacher, i literally think of the Roman Empire at least once an hour

[@ToadKart64]

this is possibly the best yard episode of all time and i'm not exaggerating

[@antlerbraum2881]

The cyborg Osama Bin Laden bit was so funny

[@loffinaa]

hey :) thank you guys for always providing amazing content. i look forward to a new episode every week. i suffer a lot from insomnia and chronic anxiety and this podcast has helped me tremendously. as chaotic as you all are it actually helps with my insomnia to have something consistent to rely on and watch when i can’t sleep. it makes me feel like i’m just chilling with my friends! nothing could replace the yard for me. thanks for always making my week better! sincerely, like one of your very few female listeners

[@ndnerd1781]

"We were doing Bill Cosby on Ridiculousness" is possibly the most unhinged phrase I've heard in a while

[@rainey2045]

aiden is so brave for coming out and admitting that he shitted his whole ass self on the pod 💯💯🔥🔥🚶‍♂

[@WorldEaterZero]

I love that they kept up making a situation where Cyborg Osama sprinting at them at different times and the visual is too funny

[@N1njaZerkaa]

Every episode of this pod just gets better and better I love it

[@jasonjavelin]

Does anyone else buss it down unequivocally to the Yard jingle?

[@j-wenning]

The fact that Slime was baffled by Aiden washing his underwear is crazy. Dude would throw away his hand just because his finger poked through the square of toilet paper.

[@WallahNein]

Shuckle sandwich is already the best podcast I know, imagine they would share their personal stuff

[@jesse9677]

i actually love the idea of the meundies ad referencing aidens story that happens right after the ad break....like a lil forshadowing

[@monotoneexcitement]

Honestly, pulling both ads back into main episode content is pretty baller

[@ChunkTheEditor]

I hope slime never changes. Taking your shirt off and calling CEOs pedophiles is what being an Amurican is all about.

[@TheRenegadem]

mightve been the grossest episode you guys have ever done....physically winced on my drive. upgraded my patreon.

[@celocic]

someone needs to make a comp of everytime Nick says something about the american rapper riff raff i feel like its a lot

[@RFLX4]

Slime is the literal definition of a Jester. He is FUELED by entertaining others around him. And let's get one thing straight, he would NEVER have taken off his shirt or pants if he was alone. Without an audience to watch him make a fool of himself, he would be forever lost in the void. And I guess would go to extreme measures to even expose himself to kids just to get some Haha's

[@drizzledra]

Daily reminder that the months of July and August were added to the calendar thanks to the Roman Empire

[@aluminiumfailvods8080]

Osama played CS so there is a high chance he DID get 360'd

[@johnlink9397]

My real ass name is Jack Link and i literally got jumpscared when they said it

[@atsnacks9122]

"Osama Bin Laden was a generational talent" will forever be my favorite slime quote LMFAOO

[@theseourhouses2929]

Shout outs to slime for making a Brian Jordan Alvarez joke for a second time on consecutive podcast eps and having none of the boys back him up on it whatsoever

[@SageOf6PathsGON]

CANT BELIEVE slime dropped a fucking deep impact ref. my respect for him just SKY ROCKETED. deep impact is one of my favorite guilty pleasures of all time and one of the first movies i watched with my dad

[@lawyermorty6735]

47:45 so slime is that weirdo listener who thinks he’s special enough to say something so outlandish to someone he doesn’t know

[@FrankieSavino]

After Aidens story I dont think ill ever look at a dirty martini the same way again

[@sunbear9374]

Y’all should do an episodes where you get four guys that look vaguely like each of you and have them pretend to be you guys for a full episode and just never mention it

[@SKULLKR3W]

Charlie hebdo is that way is hilarious

[@lavenderwisteria4245]

As a women I can confirm we all have stomach problems

[@st8ofgray]

i personally never think about the roman empire and am lost at how intense of a conversation this is??? deadass think this is the 1st time ive thought about it all year but only bc the ep brought it up so.

[@emo6577]

I mean I think about the Roman Empire and Ancient Greece a lot but that’s just bc I like art history, mythology, and architecture, but I’m not a man so I guess the meme doesn’t apply to me 😂

[@st8ofgray]

ok i think ur an outlier bc of what you're into!! i think the average person does not lmao but very valid for you to think of it

[@orionmich20]

This is probably the most terrifying thumbnail yet

[@vcpolo5]

Aimen's Charlie Hebdo joke got no attention but it was hilarious

[@theAlex2577]

15:02 is why nick is the funniest yard member , my goat

[@selinameres8240]

Can you guys send slime away for like a month to a foreign country anyway and just kinda see what happens.

[@BlueCameNext]

86 keys is INSANE. I DO AROUND 60 KEYS AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE TOP

[@haydengreen4139]

Ludwig bringing up one piece in a normal conversation is funny to me

[@killbillvol4950]

The "cypher has ult" stream was insanity

[@escapist_]

LOL Slime at off season was a national treasure

[@tombarded]

17:17 lmao I have NEVER heard anyone EVER reference Freak the Mighty, I haven't thought about that book since the early 2010's

[@wcranny]

the "put you on" and "turn you on" interchange really keeps you on your toes

[@denvue]

My god, straight from cyber Osama to ad 😂 I don't know how they get ads lol

[@taylifts]

I am the same age as the boys and the way they don't react over older celebrities kills me. First Diana Ross now CHAVEZ... I can't even rely on Slime to bestow his old man knowledge upon them

[@Rijoisu]

good morning

[@Sleeepy.]

During every AD read Slime plays Charlie Kelly

[@TheEpicWeezl]

😂 Aidens "Charlie Hebdo's that way." comment went way too under the radar. So brutal dude lol.

[@Bazy678]

It took me too long to realize what was happening in the ad read that was beautiful

[@buds4206]

does slime still watch Adam Ragusea? i was just watching some older videos and you asked us to remind you about this question a year a ago

[@Eighty_Ninety]

17:37 I have been thinking about this phrase the entire week since this episode came out

[@devi2289]

Slime is absolutely feral this week

[@nadine.is.awesome]

26:14 Slime is easily the funniest person on the internet.

[@ykahlil1501]

In defence of Aiden, he's just guessing canadian prices. In canada, those guesses are almost dead-on

[@jessetowner1518]

The amount of good ideas the yard come up with but never do is sadge

[@seth4627]

Swift would love how the shit tables have turned on Aiden

[@maddyoyakawa]

girls are like thinking the roman empire the equivalent of us saying we shed during our period

[@blake4197]

Lou Diamond Philips is in one of my favorite episodes of Psych lmao

[@sting2259]

I like to think I’m a generally funny guy in my day to day life but then slime comes around and makes a joke like Kirkland saga and reminds me I’d never survive in the wild 🫡 the goon commander

[@TytusLight]

The Ridiculousness bit was outstanding

[@USPSLotLizard]

mega64 reacting to the news that Osama was killed live on stream is one of the best moments in streaming.

[@slopwatcher]

YARD DAY (to the tune of GIRLS NIGHT)

[@rosettastoned7164]

This is one of the best episodes