We Live in The Zone Now | Chapo Trap House | Episode 58 FULL

[@nihluxler1890]

Anyone here in November 2024 ? Welcome to the zone again.

[@ty2666]

I’m now realizing that this episode will be eternally relevant throughout my life

[@nihluxler1890]

@@ty2666 looking forward to Liz Cheney running as a democrat losing to a mutant clone of Elon musk in 2028

[@thel33tpenguinftw40]

We never left the zone brotherrr

[@willt9331]

"I may not be dale earnhardt, but I smashed into the fucking wall because I couldn't turn left" truer words were never spoken

[@hollisg8789]

@@willt9331 Incredible how timeless it turned out to be.

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

"I said I *may* not *_be_* Dale Earnhardt, but I smashed into the fucking wall because I couldn't turn left" is an all-timer from Felix

[@joshuamarx8209]

Ｙｕｎｇ Ｖｕｌｐｉｘ best chapo line ever...

[@joshuamarx8209]

Book it...

[@jschnabes13]

Might be the best line ever from the show

[@stopculture]

Idk why but I get amped up when I hear this shit

[@lukeguilfoyle2425]

@@stopcultureget ready to get amped up again

[@croms4397]

"i may not be Dale Earnhardt but i smashed into the fucking wall because i couldn't turn left" - kamala harris

[@RoyalFusilier]

8:30 "I thought there was going to be such a thing as a negative mobilization, that people were going to be so disgusted by this joker so much that they came out against him, but it turns out that's not how it works, you need something to vote *for."*

[@CrimsonKale]

Crazy how nothing changed 8 years later

[@tehoverlord7496]

replace Hillary with Kamala and literally everything still applies

[@zackvansant5365]

That's not true Harris performed worse than Hillary

[@mk-oc7mt]

Holy shit

[@MilesLibak]

Best Chapo cold open of all time.

[@jack_rabbit]

YES

[@polixter421]

Felix saying Brianna Wu is the dumbest person alive is even more prescient now

[@RileyRobertson-oi4fo]

I've been way less online lately but have heard several references to this, mind filling me in exactly?

[@Tyrathca]

​@RileyRobertson-oi4fo she's gone full genocide denialist zionist lol

[@alexandriahaunt5324]

@@RileyRobertson-oi4fo ya what she do

[@pyramida2763]

​@@alexandriahaunt5324 die-hard zionist with no clue about israeli society or palestinian history. really stupid person

[@dawsonlindahl7427]

@@RileyRobertson-oi4foshe’s gone off the deep end lol. 99% of her tweets are either defending Israel or shitting on leftists now. Think she had one saying leftists are a bigger threat to the party than MAGA lol

[@jacksondalton6229]

Coming back to this episode in 2024 and everything they said 8 years ago went the exact same.. again.

[@windwardbirds6741]

time truly is a flat circle

[@_rippy_bits]

i remember listening to this in 2016, and it is breathtaking how the only changes the 2024 edition brought are the resigned exhaustion from having to do this a second time, the addition of some new names, the shuffling around of some existing ones, the lack of a Sanders campaign offering even a hint of an alternative, and the fact that i am working a different fake email job. god, this is so fucking bleak

[@imthesnakeking]

Still holds up baby.

[@SwogFrog]

God it feels so surreal to be working an ultimate bullshit corporate database job while listening to Chapo. I'm just sitting at home (I can't even work on site cause I'm a contractor), juggling spreadsheets of entirely unnecessary internal metric trackers to gauge which management needs to be purged every six months, entirely alienated from the very concept of the product of labor.

[@subversivelysurreal3645]

…that should feel surreal, save up and escape while you can!💕

[@ma-moomoo]

What do you do now? Did it get better?

[@doctorbarber1]

DNC: "I bet if we do 2016 again it'll work this time"

[@lukeguilfoyle2425]

Masterful gambit sir

[@fillyjamalama5201]

Virgil is right; You guys restore sanity to a lot of people's lives, mine included; I am a jobless genxer who has lost any semblance of hope and hearing young people like you articulate and analyze the shenanigans and atrocities of this world is one of the things that keeps me going. Thank you very much guys and I look forward to your show here in San Diego.

[@josephh8117]

queueing this up extremely hard for after nov 5, 2024

[@MrCk1234567890]

I’m so glad I’m not alone listening again

[@70chaoswalking07]

here we go again

[@prankdubzzlolz4249]

How’d you know?

[@josephh8117]

@@prankdubzzlolz4249 time is the flattest circle of all when democrats are involved

[@robertusaugustus2003]

“It’s like poetry, it rhymes” edit: fucking kill me

[@Kid_Ikaris]

It slimes

[@lmackenzie9198]

"He might be a screaming orange lunatic but he acknowledges that there's a fucking problem." 2024 baby!

[@hellafitzgerald]

Sir, a second Cheeto is headed for the freaking White House

[@kevinkettering7245]

Everything stays the same while it gets slightly worse.

[@shotgunbadger]

feels good to be back in the zone

[@berdyderg900]

It is happening again It is happening again

[@fajitariñho]

They are dabbing on us.

[@glimmer3800]

Checking in after the Purgatory reset itself again

[@Dualhammers]

Election night was the beginning of the terminal slide of my marriage. By 2017 I was homeless. Now, here I am 5 years later totally alone, totally grill pilled, with no cares.

[@karmicguzzler]

😊 That's nice, dear.

[@ty2666]

Eternal 2016. “It is happening again…”

[@jonathannathan1754]

"alright, uh" Such an inauspicious beginning to the consensus pick for greatest cold open in Chapo history and greatest Felix line of all time

[@oldmancolin]

First episode I listened to. Effectively shook me out of my stupor. Reminded me that I was a punk rock anti-clinton teenager.

[@jeffmaehre7150]

Punk rawwwwwwkkkkkk duuuuuuuuude

[@eartianwerewolf]

More like Pank Croc

[@zackamania6534]

That's not a thing, azzhole

[@monosynthluv]

@@jurgenrumsfeld8825 Very Cool JURGEN!

@@jurgenrumsfeld8825 Also this is such a shit point that im sure that crypto fascists actually put into leftie comments, like by all means if it comes to Clinton v Trump or Pete v Trump, its absolutely legitimate to not vote, but voting Trump because Bernie didn't win? Yeah right. You would have voted for him either way, you're like 99% lying. Nobody that supports Bernie can even bear to support Trump. In fact i think this whole "Trump friendly to Bernie" and "ID VOTE TRUMP OVER PETE" is a conservative tactic to paint Bernie as "cLoSeR To TrUmP tHAn tO tHe DemOcRats" in order to alienate democrat voters.

[@TheInevercomment]

Time is a fat circle

[@893loses]

Felix is on fire

[@adamsmith7058]

Oh my yes. Those cusses were coming down hard. Dancing around in my kitchen to those. Pure fire, bruv, pure fire.

[@joshuamarx8209]

Dylan Crosson best chapo line ever. Not even close...

[@masdabugg8618]

DNC was like; you know why we lost in 2016. Not enough money

[@MrCk1234567890]

Revisiting on 11/3/24, two days before the Harris/Trump election. Doesn’t feel like anything has really changed.

[@lukeguilfoyle2425]

It didn’t, spot on.

[@harvster997]

Imagine if Bernie Sanders running on "not me, us" had run against trump. He could have crushed him into dust

[@benmsg]

More and more relevant every year

[@KirbyDerbi]

And now we get to do it all again but without Matt :(

[@sisu9663]

welcome back bros

[@AlexBissonnette]

Welcome back, friends.

[@bigburd875]

History repeats, first as tragedy, then as farce

[@derek7710]

Listing to this again to prepare for the inevitable

[@berdyderg900]

This has all happened before and this will all happen again (in 2028)

[@derek7710]

@@berdyderg900 2028 is the most important election of our lifetime

[@510SPINESPLITTA8]

BACK ONCE AGAIN

[@Illgetuhhhh]

Folks… we’re back

[@fajitariñho]

like we never left.

[@iluvmahname]

its still relevant lol

[@dhaang126]

It's almost time for part 2, boys. The return of Virgil for a Trump 2024 post mortem!

[@jonathannathan1754]

Gonna suck not having Matt for this one.

[@Hamun002]

Yeah that opener still hits. Hello 2024. We’re still here mentally, politically.

[@gitlerpollpot3763]

Lol i called it for trump as soon as Bernie was shafted in the primaries.

[@whataboutdragsounds]

Replace the names and 2016 references, grafts almost perfectly on 2024, really bleak, what a rhyme

[@jonathannathan1754]

Well, we’re back.

[@user-pepsibottlecocacolaglass]

i may not be dale ernheart....

[@X_TheHuntsman_X]

I voted for Bernie in the 2016 primary in Alabama... God, what a better world we would have right now if he'd been our president for even one term.

[@grantorgeir]

Hey guys, Will was right. The Democrats pivoted to the right

[@berdyderg900]

Can't wait for 2028 when they run on outlawing interracial marriage or some shit

[@MatthewBorn88]

Pure class from Virgil at the end.

[@ladedade23Blunticus]

Why he was the first of the main chairs to leave...i mean chapo will eventually turn into cum towns college educated but jaded older cousin just a educated social dumbass who so full of l's in life their only relief is "getting away" with saying ni@@&$ and f@££ot😒

[@quinnnosbod3673]

@@ladedade23Blunticus what?

[@nickflorian7258]

Listening to this in October 2024

[@tjarbaugh3573]

these takes aged so great boi's

[@ChiefNakedButt]

@55:00 beautiful statement by Virgil. I love you guys for what you do.

[@Canhistoryismylife]

Time is a flat circle

[@chubbubdreamer6904]

It's funny hearing the Patton joke knowing he ends up being a guest on the show.

[@pr00de]

Twice!

[@louisceresa9795]

Ofcourse Patton is full Warren lib anti left now

[@chubbubdreamer6904]

@@louisceresa9795 He is?

[@LARPANET_3087]

I've gotta thank you guys, because of this episode I watched The Dead Zone, it was great.

[@SlackerHero]

it is happening again

[@nico-wj1mh]

round 2

[@laaren966]

I will keep coming back here to remind myself that trump can win again, that democrats hubris is all encompassing, and the worst is yet to come.

[@lucasmurphy740]

4 more years of bidenomics will take us to the promised land

[@nihluxler1890]

« Death is nothing compared to vindication »

[@connorb3573]

Oof that Keith Ellison bit is depressing to listen to in 2020

[@NuiJagaa]

It's sort of like poetry, they rhyme

[@name8631]

This Donald Trump guy sounds like bad news

[@ChaseMe2TheSky]

Ever fucking green

[@apescape3223]

oh boy this is gold

[@Consleazy]

Wow, you called it. Booker running for president.

[@efijh390rjdceoidjcnioer]

hi chat

[@Illa_aintvanilla]

First as farce

[@murphygroup7]

FOLKS

[@britishrocklovingyank3491]

They can just replay this in a few months.

[@nihluxler1890]

You were off by only one election cycle.

[@BradRapstars]

lol at the burn on now two-time guest patton oswalt

[@JeffreySmith84]

As much as I like Patton Oswalt, I’m genuinely surprised he’s gone on Chapo (twice, no less). For the most part, he’s the kind of moderate liberal that these guys criticize.

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

@@JeffreySmith84 You're confusing his demeanor with his politics.

[@phoebeliv9397]

@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw he's a gentle commie

[@ChiefNakedButt]

This marks the beginning of my month long depression 4 years ago in Germany of all places. Weed, love and #chapotraphouse got me through. So here we go again-oy. Glad I don’t live in the states anymore. #Tanzania #Nyerere #Ujamaa

[@ronniemata5724]

hope all is good! rock bottom only goes up

[@DuncanDisordely]

Checking in before November 2020....

[@bentheobald9234]

Checking in in November 2024

[@andrewcriscione]

Everything about this episode is true today of Biden, down to the Bloomberg primetime convention speech.

[@saintbeau2779]

see you in 4 years homie

[@jpinnacle]

It was Dennis Green, not Herm Edwards.

[@krazzledazzle304]

Damn, I wish I listened back then

[@sandiaYpescado]

Virgil dropped the mic on this one.

[@teh-piper6747]

All the turds they said needed flushing are still here ffs.

[@MatthewBanks100]

And....just like that history repeats itself

[@darklink0424]

Such a good episode

[@Juniper122]

An intro for ALL TIME

[@510SPINESPLITTA8]

😂😂😂

[@Mehow80]

It's so Jover

[@admydragon]

BTW my favourite Chapo intro apart from the Dragon Ball Z one.

[@aananhenderson2689]

crazy at the time they didnt know the reason christie was sidelined was bc kushner held a grudge for him prosecuting his father when he was AUSA

[@theoldanarchist]

Was Matt recording from inside a cupboard or very small closet?

[@berdyderg900]

There's no content higher than Matt christman calling in via string-tied-to-cup

[@Retrostar619]

This is gold.

[@nickmendoza8878]

That Earnhardt joke made me shreek

[@Stingetan]

Killer Michael? You missed the chance to call him Murderous Michael

[@doctorbarber1]

16:21 that was actually Dennis Green after the Cardinals lost to the Bears in 2006. Still true though.

[@ChiefNakedButt]

Bloomberg would have had zero impact. Bernie would have won then and now.

[@easternlightning]

Revisiting after Trump won again

[@easternlightning]

I took like 40 minutes to determine which voice was Virgil Texas

[@Virtuoso191]

Ugh. To be a fly on the wall in the Clinton green room on election night. Not to sound like a Chauvinistic "Bernie Bro" but she was asking for it.

[@jonas1015119]

Patton Oswalt catching strays

[@ChiefNakedButt]

Now we’re through the looking glass, folks

[@irie_father]

First ep I ever listened to

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

That fucking night.

[@Pennyroyal9]

Anybody have Episode 57?

[@zainmudassir2964]

Make another Election video in 2024!

[@cutecommie]

I wish someone could explain this intro to me because I'm dumb

[@spacedoggo6218]

David Carradine was an actor who died from autoerotic asphyxiation. Johnny Knoxville was on a show called Jackass where he participated in a stunt where he was put inside a portable toilet and spun around, which covered him in shit. Dale Earnhardt was a race car driver who crashed and died at NASCAR.

[@skreponja8055]

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[@55vermeer]

It was the anti-yuppie election.