Trump's CPAC Speech | Chapo Trap House | Episode 294 CLIP

The gang reports on the horror and hilarity of watching Donald Trump's brain-numbing CPAC speech.
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[@LimeyLassen]

We're in the timeline where Joffrey survived to old age.

[@RunicVersion244]

The old world is dying and the new world is struggling to be born. It is a time of monsters.

[@yurona5155]

Well, let's do everything to midwife it then! :) Don't get your hopes up too high though: The most likely outcome still is a regression to the mean, i.e. a return to the neoliberal status quo ante with the same kind of braindead hamster-wheel hellworld we got used to by now...

[@alex-qd6of]

@@yurona5155 Being middle class on a 40 hour work week is just a dream our parents had

[@alex-qd6of]

What's that new world going to be?

[@overbeb]

@@alex-qd6of Climate apocalypse.

[@jordanallen3078]

Democratic socialism, worldwide. Neoliberalism will have died and war crimes cease to exist because war criminals get the guillotine immediately. Wall street has crumbled and local economies are perpetually thriving. All food is produced locally and water/air is purified.

[@jordanhodder8481]

You can hear them all thinking re: shlapp "yeah the conservative repressed homosexual joke is probably a little played out, let's skirt that a bit" lmao

[@jonathannathan1754]

I was supposed to connect that to a larger thought. We’re not gonna be making that deal.

[@MatthewBorn88]

It’s not that he’s gay, he’s just an old woman - Felix

[@paulfroelich1024]

I laughed so hard at the Rosalie Aprile comparison.

[@riro1024]

this is like if you went to one Phish show and it just happened to be like New Years Eve ‘93 or something. Such a heady Trump speech, Brent Mydland was great on keys.

[@monsignorerasmus.6441]

Matt knew salacious crumb's name, he just didn't want to come off as a star wars incel dork.

[@yarngoddess234]

Yes and yes. He dropped the name at the end at the end of the riff not because he wanted to look like he knew his stuff, but because he knew that fans would explode his Twitter mentions if he didn't. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, it's why he makes the big bucks

[@weejockpoopongmcplop]

They can say Matt Schlapp is gay now at least.

[@plutarchtheoligarch1657]

"A museum of decay." Lol!

[@subversivelysurreal3645]

I have so much personal respect for Matt. I’ve looked into mirrors. But CPAC? 😳

[@basmaringuillaume8897]

What happened to Donnie? What happened to Donnie?

[@andrewjensen8128]

Donny, you are out of your element!

[@fourdegreeswarmer]

The Graydon Carter bit 😂

[@azureknight777]

Sounds like the 2 minutes of hate lol

[@azureknight777]

Also, kill me please.

[@franciscogallegos4408]

Such a legendary episode. Let's go

[@cartercartercartercar]

to see this in person would have been unbelievable.

[@ArninoStorm]

How dare they forget the name of Salacious B. Crumb, one of the ebst name sin Star Wars.

[@fordesponja]

I really wish this is rock bottom and your country finally wakes up and doesn't let this Nero burn Rome.

[@legrandfromage9682]

Nah at this point we deserve to die

[@waltonwb]

Hellworld baybee! ^.^

[@fordesponja]

@@legrandfromage9682 I didn't think that but I have been always very critic with north americans, not for how you like to run your country but for how your elites impose their way to other countries and how your people seem to like putting their boots on others. But after discovering this and other channels and having more contact with regular people I understood it isn't like that. Must be though be there and be conscious about these things.

[@dougdimmedome5552]

Just let this shitty country burn to the ground on its own so the rest of the world can start moving forward.

[@KBBebop]

Me too, although I’m not holding my breath on that.

[@eottoe2001]

FYI, "Raising Cane" is a Southern chicken restaurant.

[@Oceanmachine27]

Yeah, but it began life as a euphemism for "raising hell"

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

Trump is so clearly on speed, it's not even a question. If you've ever been around druggies you just obviously know.

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

@nihilismful No like literally, people close to him have talked about him snorting Adderall. Also, didn't you ever see the picture of his desk open showing like 20 boxes of the English brand of cold medicine which is literally just amphetamines?

[@finished6267]

Anyone who shows their lower teeth whilst speaking and randomly snaps their jaw shut, like a ventriloquist dummy is generally tweaking. It's not up for debate. Everyone agrees, it's a tremendous assessment. Tremendous.

[@DougBernsBass]

had to return to this brilliant episode

[@KevinRegalado1117]

Yay more uploads

[@rozzaziobrown6515]

Somebody should tell trump about Raising Canes chicken

[@ChannelMath]

he thinks Mexicans pick raisins off raisin-canes

[@nothing-2-live-4]

“We’re not saying Matt Shlapp is gay, he’s just a mean theater guy” ohhh how the times have changed

[@emgeejay]

heartened to see none of the boys have an even passable trump impression

[@sophiacarpenter7586]

it’s better than baldwin’s by a mile

[@skabossJ]

It’s more of an evocation of the great man than an impression.

[@DT-od3hd]

They're commendable attempts for an impossible impression.

[@chrisbuchanan8579]

Will's is pretty good, he had me crackin up

[@md-nw6br]

Tivoooooo

[@isaacalsop4209]

Disgruntled Trump train passenger here. Allow me to stay and regain my sanity.

[@warmlycalculated390]

Welcome aboard! And don't worry, we hate Hillary and liberal identity politics too. If you're down with the working class and dislike the rich elites, we fucking love you.

[@isaacalsop4209]

Warmly Calculated Exactly. neoliberal neocon elite warmongering bullshit is what drove me to the Trump movement. Call me dumb but I saw him as the opposite of Clintonian elitism, but guess what, none of his populist policies happened. But what did? More warmongering. More corporate tax cuts. Not what we wanted. Watch, his base will ABANDON him en mass in 2020

[@JohnnySplendid]

@@isaacalsop4209 I hope your right, but there are a LOT of his base who don't care about being cheated as long as he hurts the right people

[@isaacalsop4209]

Justin S Sadly true and that's the Boomers in his base. But even then he was supposed to hurt the liberal establishment. And he hasn't. In any meaningful helpful way.

[@lutherblissett9070]

@@isaacalsop4209 If by liberal establishment you mean the MSM they are killing themselves so don't sweat it. If you mean the national security "deep" state they're stronger than ever. I expect Trump will win in 2020 and we'll go to war with Iran.

[@NewScottishGentry]

yes, i was listening to this video when i got the notification that trump has covid - where were you??

[@freakyzed8467]

Sacrificing a goat to Nurgle, asking that Trump would get covid.

[@finished6267]

Wiping my ass.

[@finished6267]

I was in Rwanda when 9-11 happened.

[@johnpelosi4117]

Ersatz God, only Ian MacShane will do.

[@joshuamarx8209]

This is where 45's Norma Desmond cosplay project got; well let's just say interesting..

[@s3kjack]

15:90 the best

[@muthafuckawhatchusay]

Climate Mao plz

[@UnfittingCarbon]

USE CHAPO TRAP HO

[@crithon]

Peak Trump

[@0average_enjoyer044]

one of the better parts about the trump admin was that our president was tristram shandy. he’d take 22 minutes to get a sentence’s worth of information across

[@morph628]

Choked with Big Mac sauce...haha...yup!

[@fede2]

Isn't this old?

[@user-wt2dz5bx5m]

Only a week old

[@fede2]

@@user-wt2dz5bx5m I was thrown off by the two-year-old references (crowd size, Sean Spicer).

[@andrewb4999]

This was a week ago, I believe a day after CPAC 2019.

[@brazoshopper5081]

very old...reminds of a sitcom re-run. does that really count as new?

[@colinsweeney2628]

LOVE CPAC nerd

[@idklol4197]

7:12

[@jonathannathan1754]

We’re not gonna be making that deal

[@thinkoutloud2144]

15:57

[@crixusthegaul5570]

15:50 Will predicts bisexual Trump

[@jordanallen3078]

Cha Pot Rap House

[@jordanallen3078]

Rap Cha Pot House

[@jackk9366]

?

[@jordanallen3078]

@@jackk9366 ?

[@jackk9366]

@@jordanallen3078 I just want to understand what you mean

[@jordanallen3078]

@@jackk9366 Maybe I didn't mean anything. Maybe I got stoned and felt like rearranging letters. Maybe.

[@idicula1979]

Our institutions are dying worse then that is how we cling to the myth of old transfixed in our hopeless, helpless adoration of them we are lost to look at them with anything else but what they once served as. And in walks Trump the perfect 1970-1980’s man to look at him today would be to see just a old man pathetically stunned in his times, like America itself, but we all would like to laugh a little bit longer dance and parade till the curtains go down to an America that only exist in our minds eye. Till everything comes crashing, everything comes tumbling the husk that is America is beyond repair, and if that is all their is let’s keep on dancing, till the last song is sung and the iceberg destroys the unsinkable, the Titanic is sunk and the citizenry scatter to the eternal seas and wilderness of noble intentions lost. For no matter how principled or well intentioned scattered it once lost in the vapors we remain all to human.

[@FloyDJode]

Omg Trump is JUST like game of thrones

[@Blake_.Dryden]

Stop stealing large swaths of my time!.......... actually, fuck it! How do I become part of the cult?

[@gg2fan]

Start watching the Cushvlogs to get your robes. I recommend the Voteball series to start, or Inebriated Past: American Conspiracies

[@radical3868]

23:10

[@kevinb1060]

Trump 2020 🇺🇸

[@majikss]

No❤

[@kevinb1060]

Trump yes🇺🇸

[@MrKstate21]

You came here just to comment that? Did you think it would convince someone, or...

[@kevinb1060]

Yup 🤣

[@tboss8157]

@@kevinb1060 Trump lost to Joe Biden’s corpse. He can never recover.

[@rikmichaels9233]

Trump legalized Hemp

[@ledbowman]

USE CHAPO TRAP HO

[@UnfittingCarbon]

O TRAP HOUSE CHAP

[@treeguyfly]

POT RAP HOUSE CHA