Thanks to D for joining us as a guest judge! Check out his new video about mall ninja swords! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKSoaqh3mN6qZpI
@myman8458 Жыл бұрын
Yall never disappoint
@DMS3521 Жыл бұрын
FYI, better help is a terrible service. Tried it a few times from youtubers recommending it.
@YHK_YT Жыл бұрын
Better help?? Seriously???
@LeGabrielMan Жыл бұрын
I want the old thumbnail back
@bloodtobleed Жыл бұрын
I can still only see D's outburst at Brandon's criticism of Star Wars: Battlefront on Node. I can't like him after he hit a puppy like that
@lolzlarkin3059 Жыл бұрын
Probably a wise move to make Jordan a judge instead of a contestant
@aelolul Жыл бұрын
rofl
@ManadaCan Жыл бұрын
Oh he earned his spot as a shark. 🤣
@SafeBurrito5465 Жыл бұрын
ain’t nothing wrong with going above and beyond lol
@emanuelebolli6437 Жыл бұрын
Still waiting for that domestic violence Bowling animation
@michaelwesten4624 Жыл бұрын
he is a bit cringe and annoying at times
@EpicPianoArrangements Жыл бұрын
Hungry, hungry, North Koreans was possibly the best toy idea. I lost my shit laughing at that.
@nathanapplegate5374 Жыл бұрын
Dean couldn’t even keep a straight face reading it. He audibly chuckled while reading off the title. 🤣🤣🤣
@dennishena1399 Жыл бұрын
I lost it!!! LMAO!!!
@robertsheedy7070 Жыл бұрын
I gotta see if it's real lol
@Mutisi0n9 ай бұрын
Just a reminder that there are nearly a thousand of us who agree I love these
@tiasedits22132 ай бұрын
i would buy it if i could
@SupercutsDelight Жыл бұрын
It's crazy how this is a 25-minute video and the crew were able to sustain such a high degree of comedy throughout.
@abigigigail Жыл бұрын
Didn't expect to see you here
@SupercutsDelight Жыл бұрын
@@abigigigail This is my favorite channel. I've been watching Corridor Digital and FreddieW since 2010
@poopypuppy9412 Жыл бұрын
@@SupercutsDelight OG
@TheDJkarsy Жыл бұрын
I love Corridor but humor wise I think this was one of their weaker posts if I'm being honest.
@RyanConnell5150 Жыл бұрын
@@TheDJkarsywrong.
@caspergranklint9077 Жыл бұрын
I used to work for a toy company when I was younger, and I'll tell you, this video is about 95% accurate to how we come up with our ideas
@r3ttgaming177 Жыл бұрын
I'm kinda sad almost no one realised how great Sam's "stairs and windows" (20:07) joke was. Sam, if you see this, just know that I get it and I love the joke!
@creasedaf1s900 Жыл бұрын
Care to elaborate ?
@r3ttgaming177 Жыл бұрын
@@creasedaf1s900 Sure. It's rumoured that the people the Russian government does not like suddenly falls out of windows and down stairs, and it's always "an accident". So obviously in that case the Russian government "off'ed" the person and made it look like an accident. There, I explained the joke.😆
@Zanockthael Жыл бұрын
@@creasedaf1s900 A number of russian critics of Putin and his regime over the last few years have had this strange tendancy to "trip and fall" or "commit suicide" straight out of high windows.
@iamarizonaball2642 Жыл бұрын
Ikr? It’s genuinely hilarious.
@RichardCox08 ай бұрын
@@Zanockthael Thank you!
@jairynbullinger Жыл бұрын
“That’s the face of someone who’s seen the outside too soon” absolutely kills me😂😂
@TheJerbol Жыл бұрын
me irl
@Scudboy17 Жыл бұрын
The fetus felt the same way
@markdaga1711 Жыл бұрын
That is not the face of a safe child.
@Aster77 Жыл бұрын
That was a brilliant line
@dithotrava3645 Жыл бұрын
ayyy I got 1k
@TinkSalsa Жыл бұрын
The ending of Nick's was amazing again, but nothing will beat the first time Markiplier said he would steal the idea, just because it surprised EVERYONE that was there
@obsidian.... Жыл бұрын
From my memory it was written into the script... But maybe there was one before that?
@krns1695 Жыл бұрын
@@obsidian....theres no script dude theyre all actors and good at improv
@markfergerson2145 Жыл бұрын
Nick’s only mistake was that he didn’t say “ We leave that to the child’s imagination- their doll, their choice”…
@CatLover-lk9gz Жыл бұрын
@@krns1695Both of you. Proof? Was there a video they all said it was improv?
@krns1695 Жыл бұрын
@@CatLover-lk9gz obviously its not improv as to they just set it up, but theyre acting is clearly improv since they dont even know the toys ahead of time. logic
@CoachCadeOW Жыл бұрын
I love when Corridor Crew makes things slightly offensive. Being slightly offended is the best way to bring us together as a community.
@Shy--Tsunami Жыл бұрын
Offended.
@TheOpacue Жыл бұрын
Riiiiight!?! It literally is!!!
@Marta1Buck Жыл бұрын
Bring us together slightly
@markfergerson2145 Жыл бұрын
@@Marta1BuckSo if we’re completely offended…
@thedovahkiin7896 Жыл бұрын
True. Especially if we can join in the fight to finally see Jordan's render!
@LordofDD2411 ай бұрын
That special Needs Rubik’s cube got me, but the Hungry Hungry North Koreans was sheer gold. Dean deserved millions.
@TheGreatLake1998 Жыл бұрын
I swear to god these Corridor Crew videos are getting unbelievably funny. “Are these aborted fetuses?” and right after, “That’s not the face of a safe child.” had me on the floor laughing.
@markdaga1711 Жыл бұрын
The way he unashamedly leaned into it “They are aborted fetuses” just… wow. HILARIOUS.
@678crazydave Жыл бұрын
I found that very offensive tbh. But I also thought it was the funniest part of the whole video. Early beard gets the worm ig
@TheGreatLake1998 Жыл бұрын
@@678crazydave Oh, you’ll be alright.
@mldrfan Жыл бұрын
Those were my favourite toys 😂😂😂
@ienjoyoranges10 ай бұрын
man litterally rofled
@leeks1408 Жыл бұрын
I think Dean definitely had the most offensive toys 😆
@28th_St_Air Жыл бұрын
You can’t get any more offensive and more miles over the line than where Jordan took Nick with aborted fetus toys and still be able to keep the video online. Hungry North Koreans doesn’t come close.
@oskarneftel3756 Жыл бұрын
@@28th_St_Air bro North Koreans is waayyy more offensive
@xuedustin1641 Жыл бұрын
16:31
@ENZO542_ Жыл бұрын
@@28th_St_Airyeah
@nathanapplegate5374 Жыл бұрын
Even dean couldn’t keep a straight face with the hungry hungry North Koreans. He audibly chuckled at it while reading the name 😂
@KeithJBrett Жыл бұрын
They were all great but Dean’s HHNK with the music was a master piece.
@RyanConnell5150 Жыл бұрын
I want to see them do all board games next time.
@thehighseer23 Жыл бұрын
Dean's entire presentation was gold. So funny! 😂
@doodool101 Жыл бұрын
fun fact after the show aired sam fell out of a window in a freak accident and D took full control of the company with no money being transferred.
@blackamaterasuflame Жыл бұрын
I didn't know D was Russian
@captainofthesevenbees Жыл бұрын
Yeah I think I heard about that, they said it was a freak accident but if you ask me D did it. If you think about it, it makes sense he wanted the money and the whole operation from the get go
@tsafin Жыл бұрын
Да
@WrappedBaggage Жыл бұрын
Is this one of those situations where he accidently fell out of a window and landed on some bullets?
@captainofthesevenbees Жыл бұрын
That’s what they want you to believe, I think they just shot him a bunch they call me crazy but it makes sense
@thehighseer23 Жыл бұрын
Sam finding out about They-Man and the clearly spontaneous laughter had me cracking up!
@TedHJones Жыл бұрын
Dean nailed it, both in offense and in execution.
@lemagicbaguette1917 Жыл бұрын
It’s so offensive that I can feel a dull pain in my eye xD
@FunWithColeen Жыл бұрын
I let out a very loud oh my god. Dean is absolutely hilarious and nailed this challenge on the head
@firstnamelastname061 Жыл бұрын
Jorden narration over this was hilarious. 🤣
@ganymede4030 Жыл бұрын
Kim Jong Swooned killed me lmao
@firstnamelastname061 Жыл бұрын
@@ganymede4030 that's the exact moment I made this comment lol
@stanthewaterman66688 ай бұрын
Could not be more wrong
@roar Жыл бұрын
I like how the sponsor for this video is a therapy app 💀
@Bouitto9167 Жыл бұрын
And the Therapy App is a scam cash grab💀
@boodesultan12 Жыл бұрын
@@Bouitto9167I'm baffled after being found out couple of years ago is back sponsoring KZbinrs and they accept it like it never happened Did KZbinrs get amnesia or something??
@sillywillywillysilly Жыл бұрын
bro why do scammers always pick the most insanely immoral ways to scam people
@FukaiKokoro11 ай бұрын
Why I'll Never Take a Sponsorship from BetterHelp- mickey Atkins Therapist Explains the FTC Allegations - mickey Atkins Therapist Reacts to BetterHelp Horror Stories - Mickey Atkins Let's Talk About Betterhelp -That Surprise Witness TV If you don't know what's going on here's a good start
@Randarrradara10 ай бұрын
@@sillywillywillysillyscammers are feasting on weak people
@rcnewman51. Жыл бұрын
“Pop goes the weasel” from Niko’s bowling animations to these kids toys, he’s a master of comedy!
@assuming_one45 Жыл бұрын
"There's a lot in common between you and fetuses right now. Neither one of you have a voice" - then the commentary after "when you're in the tank, it may be your idea, but it's not your choice." This killed me.
@Silligremlin Жыл бұрын
“2 sharks 1 tank” 💀
@Jokin_Jake Жыл бұрын
18:45 "Kim Jong Swooned" 😂 Whoever wrote that line is a genius
@StuartHetzler Жыл бұрын
Dean's whole presentation is gold. i was dying
@hombreerana Жыл бұрын
fun fact: nicks idea is a reality here in mexico, those dolls are called "casimeritos", thats a wordplay meaning something like "the almost-there kids". they were THE toy to have among lil girls a couple years ago. Also the creator died when she fell from her "elevator armchair" last year
@paulorocha2515 Жыл бұрын
Bro I thought u were joking fr til I looked it up lol
@donatoclemente4421 Жыл бұрын
Yo that is fucking wild!
@JustTheWarning Жыл бұрын
what's an elevator armchair?
@FukaiKokoro11 ай бұрын
It's for handicapped people to go up stairs it's attached to the wall of homes going up the stairs.
@scarymaster204510 ай бұрын
Holy shit, I totally forgot about them, heck, I remember my sister had a good chunk of those. You know is huge when you remember in mexico if something gets popular it gets bootlegged. And I think a good chunk of those casimeritos where bootlegs... Really good looking ones.
@squidcultist0022 Жыл бұрын
The most offensive part is they took a betterhelp sponsorship
@FukaiKokoro11 ай бұрын
I know.. I literally wish they'd look into it.. there's a few videos I keep sharing with anyone who sells out their audience. Why I'll Never Take a Sponsorship from BetterHelp Therapist Explains the FTC Allegations Therapist Reacts to BetterHelp Horror Stories - Mickey Atkins Let's Talk About Betterhelp -That Surprise Witness TV They are big enough to have so many other sponsors. It's berry disappointing they feel it's okay for a company to sell private healthcare data.
@OctavioMovies Жыл бұрын
There's a guy that actually made a hamster submersible. He has been working on making underwater hamster habitats for like a decade now aswell.
@canislupus3655 Жыл бұрын
Hampture?
@OctavioMovies Жыл бұрын
yes
@diogo763 Жыл бұрын
Dean took the cake, just banger after banger. Hats off to that funny little man
@jakekunz5168 Жыл бұрын
Thomas and the Trolley Problem may be one of the most creative jokes I’ve ever heard 😂😂
@JayFolipurba Жыл бұрын
That behind the scenes of Jordan explaining to him how he effed up is prime comedy. Good job whoever thought to add this in, I'll offer 10k dollars for a 10% stake in your quick thinking skills
@tamask001 Жыл бұрын
Jordan's reaction to his scream was also top notch acting
@ggffilms6 ай бұрын
the most offensive thing about this video is the betterhelp sponsorship
@saintplayer86 Жыл бұрын
Nick was so devasted that Mark had stole his intellectual property, that his hat got knocked down a few sizes.😢
@2001benraze Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, he was totally devasted. I mean, you would be devasted, too, if your intellectual property was stolen. /s
@Arashi257 Жыл бұрын
What's funnier is that it was stolen publicly with everyone else's approval.
@Linksays Жыл бұрын
Niko really missed an opportunity to make a D-Day Wave Pool lmfao
@Komikino Жыл бұрын
The AI art for the Special Needs Rubik's Cube was spot on.
@DasRainchen Жыл бұрын
There is actually a 1x1 Rubik's Cube, Dean just made a pitched a slighlty bigger one...
@jamesfrog2624 Жыл бұрын
The stage manager's jump when Austin screams at 10:16 got me so good LOL
@lunondisposable5382 Жыл бұрын
These are all quality but literally everything Dean had was incredible
@Blackd0nuts Жыл бұрын
Yeah to me he stole the show
@mattdunn6263 Жыл бұрын
Jordan’s narration was really strong here ❤
@1SueU Жыл бұрын
I love this delicate line Corridor chooses to walk with all the slightly offensive series XD
@raymobula Жыл бұрын
Job accomplished. 😂 Dean’s ideas - dude! Sam started out ok, but man, did he deliver.
@TheBackstreetNets Жыл бұрын
Unlike Nick's Runtz
@Microsave2 Жыл бұрын
2:35 end of ad
@the_real_blahaj9 ай бұрын
Your a legend
@Robloxian2009videos11 ай бұрын
I have had a severe traumatic brain injury, and 3 concussions in my life, and I want to say that 8:08 had me laugh so hard! This is not offensive this is funny! Great work corridor crew!!
@DarylDixon-m9g5 ай бұрын
Womp womp
@KenVermette Жыл бұрын
I'd die if the crew did pitches for safety products.
@blind_drunk_chris Жыл бұрын
Please, this needs to become a thing. "Advertisements for the most unsafe work practices" "OSHA would be mad" "Workplace safety ads - but you'd probably die if you followed them"
@calebstanerstratsshop1834 Жыл бұрын
You know when Nick breaks out the top hat and when Sam puts on some shades... it's gonna be a good episode
@Tepalus Жыл бұрын
I missed this format so much😢 Glad it's back! And the intro is dope! 🔥
@germalganis11 ай бұрын
The balance between cringe, comedy and the feeling you shouldn't be laughing was perfect. There was a lot of amazing pitches but this time Dean blew it out of the field.
@rhyboy1 Жыл бұрын
Honestly… it’s such a breath of fresh air to still have this kind of comedy in my life… I really respect y’all for this kinda stuff. It’s a risk in 2023, but I appreciate you all so much.
@NoEasyFeet Жыл бұрын
Sam cracking up during Nick's presentation has me crying
@SyntheticFuture Жыл бұрын
Dean's ideas... All of them... Where so unhinged. And absolutely amazing 😂
@Vanq17 Жыл бұрын
I love the editing of this! It really captures that American TV show energy
@Himinoimnoi32982 ай бұрын
2 sharks 1 tank is crazy.
@arynnritter4293 Жыл бұрын
Dude, Guantamogachi whiped me out 😂🤣 I'm crying!
@Vykandar Жыл бұрын
This was way more offensive than i was expecting 😂😂😂 love it
@aSinisterKiid Жыл бұрын
OMG The Street Sharks !!!! I still have 2 of those toys, the Hammerhead and the Great White guy. My mom babysitts kids and she held onto a lot of the toys we had as kids and they are still in the toybox. That's hilarious Dean brought them up in his pitch.
@rabidL3M0NS Жыл бұрын
This needs to be a series, this is hilarious!
@Mister-Chief Жыл бұрын
Damn all the creativity went into the AI prompts instead of photoshopping something fun
@LAkadian Жыл бұрын
"Are we prepared to represent the hostile effects of concussive brain damage?" "Yes absolutely, we are developing..." The wife girlfriend... Quotes that are just very forgiving... You guys have the best coworkers ever.
@justicefool3942 Жыл бұрын
I love the Slightly Offensive videos the most. It's easy to make something either totally safe or incredibly offensive, but it takes real genius and artistic finesse to create something slightly offensive.
@BDucoteJr Жыл бұрын
I’m in tears from laughing! This is absolutely wild and I’m here for it!
@yellowstonethepony7769 Жыл бұрын
The north Korean one had me.
@TehButterflyEffect Жыл бұрын
I almost died laughing at the Guantomigachis, and then I had a stroke at the Hungry Hungry North Koreans. Most of these weren't very funny, but those two were absolute GOLD. Dean is HILARIOUS.
@CoolCheatsall Жыл бұрын
Do u need help?
@proscriptus Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about BetterHelp is there terrible record of data protection! BetterHelp: when you want the world to know your secrets.
@thedeserthawk209311 ай бұрын
For anyone who's been looking for the song they use during the Hungry Hungry North Koreans bit ( 16:35 ), it's called 'Chollima On The Wing'.
@qaboahene Жыл бұрын
When he said “encoding information only happens with repetition and we believe that once your child has typed in each quotes three or four times it’ll cut to their core during those crucial developmental years.” I was like ay yo! We gotta go back and check what Mavis Beacon had us typing back in the day. Quickly!
@oxxification Жыл бұрын
Do you know there is a curious mixed up animal called the Platypus? The Platypus is part mammal and part bird. It has a body like a beaver and a bill and feet like a duck. A mother platypus gives milk like all mammal mothers do. She lays eggs like all bird mothers do! There are many other examples of curious creatures in the world.
@alZiiHardstylez Жыл бұрын
Yo dude, you aren't wrong hey. God knows what that woman had me typing out in the driving car, bug on the windshield game.
@isaiahfojtasek7768 Жыл бұрын
Every frame from 12:03 to 14:45 was just on another level
@Tclans Жыл бұрын
Those pun lines by cool Jordan 😂 While cute Jordan sits there with a huge hat, acting smug and buying new friends.
@alexeynaidenov4697 Жыл бұрын
That dark humor behind it - I just cant bwhahaaha
@TanyaCameron-l5i10 ай бұрын
The special needs Rubiks cube actually exist. I’m not even joking
@devinpol4258 Жыл бұрын
Nikko looking like a VC from 1999 cash out who’s been living off cocaine and Facebook stock who’s ready to get back in the game with…a children’s toy 🤣 art imitating life.
@samik83 Жыл бұрын
Always though Corridor tried to keep it very clean as to not offend the all mighty algorithm. Glad to see they can push it a little. This was gold.
@0bits_1 Жыл бұрын
This is the first time I'm watching one of these videos. I love Corridor Crew but wasn't sure about this. But I quickly realized that it's actually very smart, as it's holding a mirror up to the society and gets people talking about difficult topics as well as highlighting the fact that companies/corporate investors that actually engage in this kind of stuff DO exist. Very ballsy thing to do on the part of Corridor Crew.
@QuantumS1ngularity Жыл бұрын
For the next episode you've got to unleash Jordan as a contestant. This challenge is just for him. Had absolute blast the 1st time i watched, still has me in stiches the 10th time i am watching it. This is one of the best episodes you guys made so far.
@trentenmerrill5239 Жыл бұрын
By far my favorite video that you guys have done... I love the "adult" humor. Not that all jokes "have" to be "adult" jokes to be funny. But this was a solid video. Good shit. Keep up the good work
@thewisewolf768 Жыл бұрын
I don't know if he'd appreciate it or hate it, but I can't see Dean without seeing Luke Skywalker now
@AlliandWill Жыл бұрын
haha this whole thing was hilarious (and uncomfortable) from the commentating to the actual toy ideas 🤣
@diegoreyes8450 Жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity with ‘Pop Goes the Weasel’ Should’ve been ‘Pop Goes the Vessel’
@pauloalvesdesouza7911 Жыл бұрын
This episode gave cramps from laughter. I love these "offensive" episodes. You guys can get brutal.
@alanbarker0901 Жыл бұрын
I'm sooo glad I got to see this before it gets taken down!!!! I've not laughed that hard in ages!
@sarafroats29357 ай бұрын
Oh it's still up
@BudgieQPD Жыл бұрын
I just love the reactions to the ideas on all these types of videos. The Hungry Hungry North Koreans had a very funny reaction from all there.
@Melmaster3 Жыл бұрын
That intro segment had me in stitches 😂 Fantastic writing and execution
@JohnnyCenter25 Жыл бұрын
"It may be your idea, but it's not your choice" 💀
@FloatingOer2 ай бұрын
Ok hear me out: "The Angel Night Light for kids". With this night light your kid can feel safe under the protection of God, project a thousand glowing eyes across every space and corner of the room, where some of the eyes will move almost imperceptibly slow. "Did that eye just move?" "Is God watching me?", your children will love the feeling of being under the protective gaze of their very own angel! It even comes with a hidden speaker that can whisper comforting phrases such as: "I see you", "Judgement is coming", "You are full of sin" and "You belong to me"
@PhiTonics Жыл бұрын
Holy crap, I saw the thumbnail and immediately started laughing like a maniac! 🤣 I'm so ready!
@boy638 Жыл бұрын
Which thumbnail did you see? Tomagachi or Supreme Leader?
@PhiTonics Жыл бұрын
@@boy638 oh that's right they change them! lol the Tomogachi 😆🙌
@ericvanderaa Жыл бұрын
Where is the suprême leader playset?
@stone5against1 Жыл бұрын
I had to rewatch the first one, I had forgotten about it.. sorryyyy! Also... "flattened ham? I was thinking more pressure cooked" haha
@RealAndySkibba Жыл бұрын
The slightly offensive series is great.
@Tr3mbl3z Жыл бұрын
This is one of the best videos I've seen by corridor. I watch most videos but this video pushes the envelope of what's acceptable in the best way. Riding the line perfectly
@stewartbignose4 ай бұрын
Thanks for making that rubic cub it really helped me
@rileys8741 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love edgy content. Thank you guys for taking the risk. This is hilarious
@kareningram6093 Жыл бұрын
You know it's going to be a good video when the thumbnail alone makes you laugh. EDIT: GUANTAMOGACHI 💀💀💀
@EriGon5 Жыл бұрын
Holy shiet I didn’t think you guys would dive this deep into “cancel culture” hot topics and make a whole video making fun of it without the fear of being cancelled. The fact you guys are non hesitant to just keep comedy alive and not be scared of the repercussions is fantastic. I love you all and keep it up 🙏
@rakelodakel Жыл бұрын
Probably because most grownups know "cancel culture" is about as real as santa.
@canislupus3655 Жыл бұрын
Probably because there's not a whole lot of offensive stuff in the vid
@goreyboyz8564 Жыл бұрын
@@canislupus3655some people could be offended by suicide and abortion. Not me but there’s some body out there
@Aftermath779 Жыл бұрын
Can we not ignore the fact that the A.I images are so scarily accurate to the persons ideas?
@within_the_sky2356 Жыл бұрын
Wow Corridor really doesn’t vet their sponsors, promoting BetterHelp? Unbelievable. Edit: Still hit like on the video because the rest of it was amazing lol
@jack69429 Жыл бұрын
The most slightly offensive thing in this vid is the better help ad
@1faithchick7 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but out of everything the special rubix cube and the trolly problem train got me the most. I laughed so hard over those.
@seek7297 Жыл бұрын
It's fascinating how Dean starts looking more and more like Niko with each clip 🤔😄
@yagelbar Жыл бұрын
Well... they are brothers...
@redstrat1234 Жыл бұрын
'The Special Needs Rubik's Cube' - absolute gold.
@dougwelsh8885 Жыл бұрын
"I have nothing"... holy 😳 ... then the Rubix cube.. omfg, I am dying over here !! 😂😂😅😮❤
@fussel5000 Жыл бұрын
There is way too little talk about how great Austin is in this vid. Perfection, I say!
@hackcraft_ Жыл бұрын
I am offended
@dumbeetle1 Жыл бұрын
Only slightly
@berrymansir Жыл бұрын
L
@footnuggets228 Жыл бұрын
I am a toy
@iamnotabot8158 Жыл бұрын
Good 👍, then they’re working
@Typical_name Жыл бұрын
Me too
@MatthewTheWanderer Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! I love this kind of dark, twisted humor!
@ItsJustRyansChannel Жыл бұрын
What about the "PeteTSD Doll"???? Pete is your best buddy with PTSD! He just got back from Afghanistan, still dressed to impress in his BDU. Pete comes with a full arsenal of attachable weapons (because what vet doesn't have a ton of weapons at home), including his military issued M4 that he killed 47 people with, including an 3 innocent children that his buddies convinced him were just casualties of war and to not be a Nancy-boy about it. If they didn't want to die they wouldn't have been there! Right?! Pete is plush and cuddly, and great to snuggle up with! Pete can sense when it's bed time and will randomly scream in his sleep during the night. Squeeze his shootin' hand and hear one of his TWENTY awesome catchphrases, including: "Get some!!! GET SOME!!!!!", "We have a serious border control issue that I need to do something about", and our personal favorite.. just the sound of Pete crying for five minutes straight! Get your PeteTSD Doll today!!!
@ItsJustRyansChannel Жыл бұрын
Oh, and if you loved your PeteTSD Doll, don't forget to get your very own Conspiracy Carl Doll today! Conspiracy Carl LOVES telling bedtime stories and comes preloaded with over TEN of the most popular conspiracy theories. Let Carl lull you to sleep with tales of how 9/11 was an inside job, JFK was assassinated by the CIA because he wanted to tell everyone aliens exist, and who can forget the classic telling of how the US government intentionally spreads drugs to inner-cities and urban areas to destabilize minority populations. Coming soon: More conspiracy theories! That's right, for only $4.99 your parents can hook your Conspiracy Carl up to their computer and download more and more conspiracy theories that we get right from Reddit. That way, you never run out of cool stuff to talk to your friends about about school!
@sliceofsparta89857 ай бұрын
"pushing iconic toys such as Bill Cosby's Sleepy Time Pudding Pops" Didn't see the rest, I died right there.
@vafn2216 Жыл бұрын
I love Austin's pitch. Definitely towing the line but god tier memes