We ruined this game...

[@Phoenixwithfries]

Honestly, I can’t even conrol it dude awooga

[@shad5812]

awoog awooga jaw drops to floor eyes pop out stutters "oonga boonga"

[@Ather_sys]

It's night terror time

[@sirkkax]

i'm not really chilling anymore i'm kinda stressed rn i don't know

[@BeccaBroski]

shad oonger boonger

[@fishyfishy3140]

JustPhoenix UwUga

[@anitabonitasenorita3604]

Josh is unironically stupendous at drawing absolutely VILE images and it’s terrifying. I fear for that man.

[@PuppetierMaster]

dum dum give me gum gum

[@NorsGold]

Have you seen the video where they did the Twitter avatars? Josh made art that could rival Picasso and it was all *v i l e*

[@cauratheeyelex5020]

*drink more*

[@liamwelsh4665]

Deviant art is his destiny

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

*Jawsh

[@banjofries]

I love when carson laughs then mid laugh he realizes it's even funnier and his laugh becomes _ASCENDED._

[@pewdiepiesagent7675]

First comment :)

[@chasecjase9261]

he goes full *goat*

[@littyfam5136]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeze

[@44i0O]

_i wonder if she plays overwatch_

[@dramaticpunch1221]

Bxbd

[@thetrashmann8140]

The rest of them: *A W O O G A* Slimecicle: actually trying to make actual product that would be useful

[@yorbasfett]

Big Bean

[@Skyflairl2p]

THE HEAVY METAL CREATE, NEVER LEAVE IT!

[@daydreamcon]

*The H I V E*

[@G4yschlatt254]

Free money

[@thetrashmann8140]

To whom that comment Slimecicles stupid ideas at the beginning he was actually trying

[@rat9366]

Somebody else: *winning* Carson: C E N S O R E D

[@puglife658]

Carson: loses anyway

[@alaskancabin7506]

@@puglife658 Carson: Loses horrifically

[@xirrum9871]

China amirite

[@EmptyDomoKanti99]

Schmittard Vanhoofn just a massive dick move honestly, he should take the L

[@rat9366]

KreLmZ shh quiet down I’m not tryna get assasinated 😳😳😳

[@enzomessina2858]

10:30 "I wonder if she plays Overwatch" Carson: *HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@justarandomknight3263]

Is she the kind of dame who mains Winston

[@hawnky]

Just a Holy Knight The dumb broad plays genji

[@ascendedcat260]

Hey toots, we need a healer toots You wanna be my pocket mercy?

[@userKleos]

*WHEEZE*

[@dr_doot]

@@ascendedcat260 sure

[@faust9431]

“Is she the kinda dame who mains Winston?” - Jebadiah Shlatt 2019

[@chefvideogame]

“I wonder if she plays Ovawatch.” - Jebadiah Shlatt

[@egonzo444]

joe rogan schlatt

[@alext.5755]

Elijah Williams you spelled Jawsh’s name wrong

[@victikirby15]

You know Carson is laughing hard when he goes full “hoarse goose” mode

[@jjging4308]

victikirby15 that’s an aoooga for me pant pant

[@paypennyz]

Jj Ging woof woof aooga pulls train horn jaw drops tongue rolls out puts back eyes and tongue and regains composure what a comment

[@spudfellow]

y e s

[@doaky4494]

10:27

[@RudyVampburg]

You know Carson is laughing .

[@hummm9506]

A m, e Words of the great philosopher, Aristotle

[@1Kn2828]

c e n s o r e d

[@PurpleShadow108]

@@1Kn2828 the people weren't ready for such wisdom

[@awakeaurora9689]

Aristole

[@somemagellanic]

aristartle

[@frackingfluidinjection]

Travestotle

[@aversetripod7515]

Carson's laugh sounds like a vacuum when it sucks up a sock

[@miaz347]

Bubbles The Bubble I was tryna figure out how to describe the sound and you did it, I thank you

[@Betaster3000]

WHEEZE

[@moex1713]

lol :)

[@dariaherrera8148]

I'm fucking deceased

[@bshuff444]

i read this just as he did the wheeeeeze xD

[@leevieon]

*sees woman* My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”

[@rossiscool1141]

carson tweet carson tweet

[@blue-sm3wg]

humina humina humina humina humina

[@LostLinguine]

When it's written out it kinda makes you think, what the hell was going through that persons mind at the time to think of such an abstact comment

[@spyk-]

*I wonder if she playes overwatch*

[@dullicecream]

I can't believe I just read that with my eyes

[@cirava]

Pond Blaster: (n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast

[@JKDrixter]

Funny seeing you here

[@DynaDere]

CENSORED

[@sirkorm948]

That sounds similar to cumming in the sink tbh

[@CanadianDan854]

Finally... after all these years I’ve found it. _The source of comedy._

[@mine2171]

why

[@AliKhan-pv3oc]

noice

[@someones5838]

Man funny

[@chemo_memo]

munny fan

[@kaimatter2748]

Carson when are you going to open a patreon

[@livyaeh]

"𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘" -someone, 2019

[@desmondmoonbear8149]

How?

[@thelank3521]

"𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘"

[@japoople]

Tf that say, I see question mark icons

[@Twonkae]

uh huh

[@stalnos3581]

ℑ𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫

[@gabrielgarza8245]

"My love life is like Carson, sad" that just hits different now..

[@yobelkcip]

so does 16:15

[@b0ld651]

F

[@boudrauxmnxsty6871]

3:07

[@malzahn13]

PepeHands

[@creepydeepyclown]

yes we know no shit

[@driveasandwich6734]

Pokimane: exists Carson: *AOOOGA*

[@coolunclesip858]

@lil crispy *Oh no*

[@coolunclesip858]

@lil crispy *he committed cringe, off to the gay zone*

[@Grubbie_Mubbie]

Now that's a dame

[@olduhh]

Acorn Swirl .........

[@therandomperson02]

Something about Schlatt saying "Big Slide" in a completely monotone voice really speaks to me.

[@hibber25]

DRINK MORE *BECOME NUMB*

[@dragonmage1175]

When,,, mEat go numb,,,

[@lzrshark617]

Life is meaningless. Eat Arbys

[@CatholicWeeb]

Time Mark Please?

[@northropi2027]

Everyone telling me to drink like four bottles of water a day like

[@b4ngfargl333]

that one was my favorite

[@analysis726]

15:54 schlatt putting ‘i cant conrol’ was a genius move and i cant believe nobody noticed

[@tylerisadumb]

I sorted by new, have a like.

[@extremelyonline]

TylerIsADumb shut the fuck up redditor

[@ilovethelight777]

@@extremelyonline Who pissed in your cereal? Calm the hell down.

[@extremelyonline]

Scratch Lunin shut the fuck up redditor

[@DesolateSumo3]

jeffcheenis Undefeated

[@lauren-ud5bo]

this entire video is just chaos and i’m honestly here for it

[@ascendedcat260]

My heart pounds out of my chest as it loudly thumps, I start to pant like a dog. A tiny pair of wings spurt out of my back and I flutter a bit midair while my eyes morph into heart shapes. I take out a boxing glove and punch myself in the face as I drop back onto the ground. I pull a train whistle as my hair and hat raise upwards. My jaw drops as I shout "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA". My jaw and eyes pop back into place before I exclaim "Hot mama, now that's a dame!"

[@SaphyTaffy]

Ive never wanted to stick my finger in someones mouth more

[@Duckman2319]

Jschlatt referencing the "my wife's boyfriend bought me a nintendo switch" is the best thing ever

[@MyNameIs8Ball]

don’t forget the soy lent meal replacements

[@thegreatchickenoverlord5976]

@@Mr-Mania Average redditor

[@toma4652]

@@Mr-Mania edit:thanks for the gold,kind stranger!

[@Cyberwasyoinked]

15:42 Schlatt's *big slide* was the most depressing thing I've ever heard

[@lt-yx1hx]

"It's exciting until it's not anymore."

[@mizutani_]

Suislide

[@badatmathhh]

@@lt-yx1hx "it's exciting until it's not anymore."

[@goose7529]

I want one except without spikes

[@Cyberwasyoinked]

@@Visleave You really changed it from Redditor to fucking Nematode lmao

[@vikingargh1323]

20:39 The way he says "Hes BACK" makes me lose it every time.

[@sheb_nigurepur]

Glue

[@brad3262]

He’s back

[@justace1448]

When she’s a girl and a gamer: *HUNKA HUNKA AUGOOA AUGOOA INTENSIFIES*

[@mankdemelord6974]

Every time Carson talks to pokimane

[@korialogo]

#whatadame

[@ceexay9946]

Katerino: Let me introduce myself

[@aidenbodily9646]

mank demelord One month later and now it’s katerino

[@hanjisung5329]

Not Funny But I Laughed

[@brendo189]

Bro imagine listening to a screamo of the wheels on the bus

[@BeanColored]

Honestly it needs to exist

[@jerryg4640]

Queen Strawbz it does

[@azalezthed-weeb9056]

The wheels on the bus are spinning in sync with *the rings of hell*

[@magoo8019]

*T H E W H E E L S O N T H E B U U U U U U U U S*

[@puffyvalcano3736]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZLTooGverKjh8k this aint it but its just as beautiful

[@sunbro1812]

Schlatt joking about Carson being sad has not aged well

[@leafrostfern]

not Carsons depression joke either

[@hoogen4581]

Oh no, now I'm sad too

[@genaralapple4908]

Yikes what happened?

[@leafrostfern]

Carson is taking a break due to depression.

[@rich.o4]

Lea Frostfern and his gf cheated with fitz

[@melonpie33]

Not even 20 seconds in and there’s already a collective screaming

[@Sparkle8205]

Melonpie 33 that’s just the voices

[@Looperino]

5:56 The a in Carson stands for asthma

[@faythexx5082]

10:32

[@NintendoNerd64]

The “U” in Carson stands for Unfunny

[@morbanfreegman3011]

@@NintendoNerd64CallMeCurson

[@redzoom727]

15:59 I like how at this point, the audience started to drop increasingly.

[@dougowl2893]

lmao

[@Pokelife93]

Carson is responding to robo highights stealing his content with faster uploads.

[@partiallyslicedbread369]

True

[@MrAcylus]

Robo highlights isnt as good because the parts it clips aren't as funny collectively

[@lillebo77]

MrAcylus it helps my Carson craving until the next upload at least.

[@unknownspark9522]

@@MrAcylus because it's a bot not a person who knows what's funny

[@lillebo77]

Jubface2000 yeah obviously, they were just commenting the fact that the clips aren’t as funny, not that “the editor has a bad sense of humour”

[@yeshlicorona4053]

"Aooga Aooga"- CallMeCarson (since ever)

[@ando790ify]

20:10 why did "my guys lookin fresh" absolutely kill me 😂😂😂

[@matth1426]

**sees notification** **eyes resemble hearts and pop out of head** AWOOOGA AWOOOGA **eyes fit back into sockets** WOOF WOOF WOOF **cartoon dust cloud appears while reaching for phone and frantically press notification** **sound of bones snapping and heart pounding as writhing on floor putting in password** WOO HOT MAMA **piss in pantaloons and steam comes out of ears**

[@kitt8132]

Carson, you and your friends need to be completely sleep deprived and/or really hyped up for no reason more often, because this shit is hilarious.

[@Floorborade]

20:08 my guys lookin fresh

[@brodie4054]

My guys looking F R E S H

[@ascendedcat260]

yooo my guy's lookin freeesh

[@ColdDickCheese17]

It has 69, just pretend I liked or something

[@lanabanananana]

why tf this shit make me cry the way he says itttt

[@Blergph]

yooo my guys looking 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚑 my guys looking 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓱

[@reynolds7784]

the noises that carson makes when he laughs does not sound healthy

[@justjames5242]

Me: "I wonder what the intellectual Carson is posting on his educational channel" CallMeCarson: "Mr.🅱️ean."

[@kevoe4769]

Ayyy 1000th like

[@alcoholicofthedarkforrest4402]

Awooga awooga heart pops out of chest*

[@milky3494]

14:46 whenever charlie mentions the hive he makes it seem so ominous and mysterious

[@m0osz4rt]

8:28 sounded like iron man recharging

[@satriadewa3747]

Lmao

[@Squidej7zg]

Sounds like night vision goggles.

[@mooshuroom]

Carson laughs like he’s starting up a lawn mover

[@jking470]

X h o n e y b u g X 10:32 I think the lawn mower is broken

[@mooshuroom]

Mythical_Shadows thats not cool 😎

[@fozz539]

DONT FUCKING BULLY HIM

[@MinakoBubbles]

I w o n d a i f s h e p l a y s o v a w a t c h

[@loganfreeman7268]

Lawn mover?

[@PsychoticBeverage]

9:38 I like how none of them even mention the top-right one...

[@thebadegg8937]

Idk why but “da nevafuggedaboutit” is now my favorite

[@jebusbread8857]

10:32

[@astraspec]

Aooga

[@malcolm.2759]

I came back just to hear Joe say “yooooo my guys lookin fresh

[@FrogyFan]

Is he in a lot of videos/streams bc he's really funny

[@leonb4437]

same

[@KelpeeGee]

SAME LMAO I THINK ABOUT THIS ALKOST EVERYDAY

[@joemallon]

Does he have a channel?

[@malcolm.2759]

Joe Mallon no clue

[@crimsonxrt6696]

The way joe says “my guy lookin fresh” gets me everytime

[@trickprower5738]

10:12 My favorite moment, possibly ever.

[@MinakoBubbles]

I w o n d a i f s h e p l a y s o v a w a t c h

[@michaelweiske702]

She the kinda dame who mains *WINSTON?*

[@emood1210]

This stream was so chaotic I loved it also before I stop typing I just wanna say a m, e

[@micahhradil2551]

lol :)

[@ntn7607]

Censored

[@jagariokillfire]

lol :)

[@deadnotsleeping]

lol :)

[@tuscansun2320]

lol :)

[@cousycousy]

14:45 I love that Charlie finally gives in to the senseless humor -- and then almost immediately puts his own twist on it. There is so much variety and planes of creativity in this video its crazy.

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

"Roar for me! Roar for me!" "Squeal!"

[@clashingflames]

“I have more video games than *girl*” -JunkyJanker 2019

[@Mr.Nuts1]

ClashingFlames 420 likes

[@dsdiveryt]

433 likes

[@averys1738]

Dang the KZbin text thing didn’t work

[@supplespecimen725]

2:50 that didn’t age well... 16:15 Jesus Christ that too...

[@supplespecimen725]

Abigail Bowling he be genuinely depressed now doe

[@_itzmonarch_8309]

F

[@DragoN-ie3xi]

Supple Specimen i despise the phrase "didn't age well" that being said, fuck you and I didn't ask for your opinion

[@sofiasegura3796]

zz zz edgy

[@supplespecimen725]

zz zz *gives unasked-for opinion*

[@upkillz6622]

Carsons laugh sounds like that "not to be racist but asian people" girl

[@silvered399]

The first thing I hear is “Balls” and I’m not disappointed

[@Failed_Omurice]

Are you gay or something

[@MeguLook212]

mousey boi but the real question is who isn’t

[@واحديركضون-ت7ص]

Itachi Uchiha true

[@silvered399]

mousey boi I’m not gay, I’m a girl I get to say these things and not be gay

[@Atlas_cf]

When Travis talks I just imagine a loading bar that stops every once in a while, then skips a couple numbers, then slows down and finally finishes

[@spinach4616]

Spamming "a m,e" and "AOOOOGA" in chat was fun

[@marzipann636]

fuckaroo the kangaroo that night was NOT wasted

[@Covelion]

That night was fun. A m,e PepegaPhone, I remember laughing so hard at the chat spamming sink cum and AOOOGA

[@jahtuff4109]

Spamming “????” when Carson made a joke was fun too lol

[@gushers277]

20:11 this makes me lose it every time

[@danielholguin7621]

It sounds like he’s walking back in the room and seeing the picture and immediately knew he was fresh

[@infamousk77]

"now thats a dame" and "i wonder if she plays overwatch" are funnier than anything ive seen in a decade

[@blyzanr6657]

Carson: Can you guys talk a bit? Guys: *Demonic Ritual Noises*

[@HokeyPokey81300]

Carson's laugh makes him sound like Wheezy the penguin with the broken squeaker in Toy Story 2

[@begleysbeatbakery]

20:11 is probably the most under appreciated moment of the video by far

[@asagervais]

13:39 SCP-096 and relevant containment proceedures

[@NintendoNerd64]

Scp 096 breached containment? NOT ANYMORE!

[@glumbortango7182]

18:12 killed me. so hard. i died.

[@nxctra]

hope ur better now :(

[@glumbortango7182]

@@nxctra 💋

[@justastrider3252]

I lost it at BECOME NUMB

[@angellynn7104]

Junky: coffee bin drum Slime: Pyramid Scheme The diversity of senses of humor here are incomprehensible

[@colorchangingring]

"Drink more" "Become numb"

[@ghostlytoast6031]

“Look at the top of his head - 10:32 “

[@normahmansoor2888]

*help I can't stop clicking the timestamp*

[@romeocabral2773]

There’s nothing on his head

[@ghostlytoast6031]

i try i-

[@flambedread9532]

I fell for it, I clicked like 30 times

[@Manglet762]

I'm happy people remember that meme.

[@mickerrr8001]

20:10 'Yomy guys lookin fresh" "my guys looking frEAsh" best part

[@TJELSIE]

i can’t believe i watched this live, this feels like such a fever dream

[@belisarius6949]

This IS a fever dream. Theres no way this was real.

[@genuinelygrievous1442]

When Carson laughs it sounds like he’s having a stroke Edit: Holy crap most likes I have ever had

[@loaduscoolclipz5505]

lmao yeah it's like Big men fucking. hot fucking with men all over

[@Toluj330]

Maybe he is,then he loses his memory and forget he had the stroke 🤔

[@flameguy8025]

10:32

[@slinkyparrot2270]

Don’t worry he is

[@thatkidangel2086]

r/ihadastroke

[@SkumboRed]

16:20 that's called foreshadowing. I hope you start feeling better man

[@shinypikagaming]

Not to be racist or anything, but Asian people 10:32

[@shinypikagaming]

Sally Trip thanks, I know!

[@PugCuber]

CatManGuy YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

[@KilDreSaw7]

@@PugCuber no u

[@rottingsword]

CatManGuy uno reverse card

[@Lechuga360]

Ok boomer...

[@abstr4kt598]

You know its gonna be a good video when carson plays Jackbox.

[@ashleyvladu9476]

@Juan Cortez Muro no

[@roboto6678]

@Juan Cortez Muro Shut the fuck up, you advertise everywhere.

[@callmecarsonsalad250]

A.

[@shaakti8546]

I know it's gonna be good when it's Carson

[@Mr_Accurate]

16:17 that schlatt laugh sounds VERY similar

[@jaidentakaoka3900]

thank you Mr. Accurate

[@Mr.Nuts1]

Mr. Accurate I don’t get it

[@DafneMarchesan]

my main goal

[@LowIntSpecimen]

@@Mr.Nuts1 i can't remember the video, but he soundboards a laugh that sounds just like that

[@ToastyEggs]

@@LowIntSpecimen Soothouse’s video r/gatekeepers I think

[@willfulton9276]

the "awooga awooga" is gonna become a big twitter meme now, just like "boomer" did, just because carson popularized it. he is the most influential person on modern day meme culture.

[@kingchickenwing4887]

Didn't he start the "ok boomer" joke? Or at least popularize it?

[@metalgearzwei]

KingChickenwing he started it all by saying “ok sammy”

[@kingchickenwing4887]

@@metalgearzwei So who started saying "ok boomer"? I know someone called Carson a boomer a few months ago.

[@gastrodong3893]

KingChickenwing the phrase ok boomer has being in use since around 2018, so no he didn’t create it. Also he didn’t popularize it, he may have had a small role in the popularization of the phrase but that’s really all

[@kyriakosgrizzly1825]

.... no he's not

[@ItsJoko]

AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA

[@hodd.]

Epic Fail!

[@rlakey]

joko L

[@benjaminmaness7372]

I miss him

[@IronicTonic]

Same

[@TreeManJones]

thats sad, but he gone so oopsie

[@dizzydisk2526]

@@TreeManJones he will return

[@dougowl2893]

HES BAAAACK

[@bonkus.mp4]

Why does Carson sound German when he said “balls?”

[@qwerty-ne6bl]

idk

[@cadehoff8702]

He is german...he has blonde hair and blue eyes, therefore...

[@biggerlion4960]

Ari Das balls

[@joemcgee3082]

He is named CARson, and germans make alot of cars, therefore, Carson has a high chance of german ancestry due to being half car, so he might have some Volkswagen in him.

[@erina_lessthan3]

He is definitelly germanic, as his name Carson literally means son of a car

[@hockeylegend50]

“SALT” “it’s so dry” SALT...

[@PaperManlet]

Every month I rewatch all of Carson's vids. All Jackbox, all devientart, fiverr, and other filth, toilet pics, EVERYTHING. I cant stop I cannot stop i cant i cant i cant i cant i cant i lcanticsnticarticatni

[@permanary]

New series on: my strange addiction

[@allied1637]

can we all agree that travis is a slept on genius- that man be spitting wisdom

[@ZFilms1946]

“I can’t join for whatever reason” “......why can’t you join?”

[@festiveoreo55]

5:49 why does Carson look like he's having an epileptic seizure

[@connorflammer8577]

slime: The J in jschlatt stand for je--- Me: JOKER

[@amazingrayquaza9727]

20:50 literally everyone when you pull out a pack of gum in class.

[@fireg0d_723]

Perfect timing, just opened up youtube

[@nathanmucher581]

yeah

[@adolfsmith5191]

i saw the video on my recommended and i didn't click it when it was just released and i regret everything

[@fireg0d_723]

Hey, that’s me

[@grog1035]

10:31 Carson legit just went look at the top of his head sound effect

[@knb204]

CHEGG 10:32

[@Liam_219]

I feel like the drama got blown way out of proportion

[@k.z.3260]

Top of Carsons head be like: 🌝 Back of Carsons head be like:🌚

[@HarryG98]

Kai Z. its so greasy he must not shower for days

[@breadsticks471]

@@HarryG98 the gamer sweat has naturally glued all surface area on back of his body to the chair he resides in for, our favourite let's player, callmecarson *there is no longer a chance of escape*

[@vintageseinfelddvd]

We NEED the “my guy looking fresh” shirt

[@MAYBLIMLINE]

20:08 WW2 had to happen for this

[@brylenol]

not to be racist or anything but asian people 10:32

[@ExplosiveBagel]

Underrated as fuck 😭

[@heybeter2204]

I want someone to turn that into Megalovania

[@arnesashes1581]

I love you for saying that

[@orionsarrow1025]

18:18 Yo that looks like Olaf’s head from Frozen

[@sadrat5375]

For "pond blaster" I would have put it as, "when poopy time becomes a charge shot"

[@shelfdefence1112]

9:21

[@CardinalSn]

"I'm dissatisfied with the taste of-...." drink more. become numb.

[@vvsvlogsYT]

I lost it after the first “A W O O O G A A”

[@carterdotn3083]

2:50 that joke didn't age well holy shit

[@joneseythedrummer3241]

The first word in this entire video was *balls* Im gonna love this

[@loganm4356]

Sees woman, gasps so hard I start deflating like a beach ball, re-inflates self with a bike pump, “HUMANA HUMANA HUMANA, OWOOGA! WHAT A DAME.”

[@lisadurling2562]

And then I say in a 1930’s accent, “hot mama that’s a Dame!”

[@corbanXV]

14:05 i actually said this in chat and carson stole this from me, my lawyers will be in contact

[@Taylormineee]

one of these days josh will snap, I can feel it

[@aleenarazzaq6714]

ugandan knuckles, human fall flat it already happened poor broken boi