We made this game very violent...

[@tilly2788]

"The snack that smiles back" actually lost my shit

[@FourteenthReason]

Infant child.

[@ColadaPina]

Clearzy yeah *goldfish*

[@ranfonaforanafo1601]

I ate your shit

[@hallgraves1493]

I was fucking howling

[@ElijahD-si9vm]

The RIP one made me cry laughing for over 5 minutes

[@moosejuice2166]

I like how it takes exactly 1 second for them to react to the RIP picture

[@MasterJ_2003]

moosejuice216 I want to like but it's at 69

[@moosejuice2166]

@@MasterJ_2003 the thought is good enough

[@sirdovahkiin7548]

I dont get and I know I should

[@sirdovahkiin7548]

@Austin The Yung Walrus oh ok that makes sence thanks

[@r4cc00n2]

i lost my shit at that

[@cooper2627]

4:31 I love how cooper laughs silently and slowly got louder

[@ForkliftJones]

No Swearing ye

[@tmbottegal]

hahahahaHAHAHAHA

[@mr.magichat3614]

He’s just reving up

[@ducc3430]

bro how do you silently get louder

[@flwrkats]

.....hehahahahahaHahahAAahaaHAhsHAHAHAHAHAH 😂

[@janfungusamon4926]

friend: why are you subscribed to carson? me: "when you're here, you're you're here"

[@dlsalim]

spens nolastname so im im here? Edit: read the last part twice.

[@OPJuiceBox]

YR S yes yes

[@duckman26quack98]

XD I READ THIS AS IT SAID THAT SO IT NARRATED IT

[@caidenmerritt1930]

haha yeah man

[@chief-t988]

*Yes*

[@vm6615]

"Putting your peepee in the clarinet" as a clarinet player I can confirm you will get kicked out of any band

[@aiden.0082]

What about song too loud ow ow ow

[@duloogo]

As a former clarinet player I can conformed this will get you kicked out of a band

[@Duhpowah]

Me too I am a clarinetist And I can confirm that as well

[@Aspolt]

Thank you for confirming didn’t want to get kicked out of my band

[@tabbyclawproductions7943]

Implying you need to be a clarinet player to know that

[@_j.b.e.a.r_1378]

when carson laughs, it looks like he’s gonna eat the mic.

[@diegorob_]

when Carson laughs he creates a whole new universe

[@emery-gaming]

He is

[@markwilkinson7594]

he is

[@zaephyr4437]

he is

[@mezzygacha443]

He is

[@debil9075]

This is like the digital version of Cards against humanity

[@fatquickscope4150]

There is a digital cards against humanity

[@debil9075]

@@fatquickscope4150 Yee

[@itsoracle]

There is already one lmao

[@debil9075]

@@itsoracle ye my bad

[@obamahydraulicpress810]

It’s called pretend I’m xyzzy

[@skipws]

I used "beaned" as a caption for TKO and everyone in my group started cry-laughing when it was paired with a drawing of a crab.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

*Time For Crab*

[@discobiscuit56]

Omfg, markiplier. I loved you in season 3 of fraiser

[@珍珠奶茶]

@@discobiscuit56 market pliers

[@bain8renn]

friends are GONE

[@dalrek2738]

Bruh i had a shirt that said black lived matter. Shit had me dead

[@Kyokiri_46]

“John John, driver of the NASCAR NASCAR!” yes

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Goddamn it, Moon Moon.

[@SapLeaf471]

JO JO, DRIVER OF THE CLACKER CLACKER

[@calderrahn318]

DOUG DIMMADOME

[@gibustheinfamous]

I have not stopped quoting John John being the driver of the NASCAR NASCAR.

[@jackdoherty5841]

"Loading Swag" "Face Me Coward" "You Fool" "The End is Nigh" "It Is Foolish To Test Me" "RIP" "Lets Hit It" "Man Eats Child" are the highlights imo

[@lilchunga7943]

“Funny fortnite”

[@flambedread9532]

Pilot problems

[@Clapkreag]

"Beaned"

[@etwa8206]

Peril

[@RevenantIsHere]

Fondle

[@XanderCrombie]

I got here by looking up “orphanage Carson video”

[@pcpc4383]

What?

[@daaaaaaanny]

@@pcpc4383 you heard him

[@earthmanabomination8072]

We're going in lads, let's hit it

[@ggs_aqua9301]

@@earthmanabomination8072 The Snack that smiles back (insert infant child)

[@maggie3405]

I looked up “what is hits my give?”

[@user-jz6ui8hk7e]

Family friendly game exists Carson: *_actually quantum physics forbid this_*

[@koolaidman3187]

just ruined the no comments

[@bigboyhours6473]

Koolaid Man you absolute mad lad

[@JV5150]

"Anything to fill up my kids" Carson and his face: *NO* He knew what was coming

[@jackmazeika5594]

But he didn’t know who was coming

[@solus8685]

@@jackmazeika5594 beat me to it dammit

[@eltonj888]

“Coming”.

[@hi-its-matt]

Weirdest ad to see on a NASCAR? “Fake Taxi”

[@elijahcs3633]

Nah would love to see

[@soilology]

i almost scrolled past this like an IDIOT

[@UnderWoter]

Now he 3 year olds are gonna look it up

[@hi-its-matt]

@@UnderWoter what type of 3-year-old gonna watch Carson?

[@ThatKenBoi]

whats a fake taxi

[@derpy_horse4153]

they should do more this is GOLD

[@quantumblauthor7300]

metallic spaghetti clown man. very good spaghetti.

[@pixeluka5809]

U r my fav

[@NOguy667]

Didn't expect u here

[@prosperosmoon]

It really is man

[@doodlebob9943]

Metal spaghetti robotic clown man where is end of memeverse 2

[@dapenguinbauck160]

Please I'm begging you carsans just upload the whole two hour footage raw here it's too good the whole things a highlights

[@domjohnson11]

DaPenguin Bauck I really hope he does too

[@skimpskomp]

You can go and watch the whole twitch stream since thats an option

[@domjohnson11]

GoodLilGoat where abouts would that be? I tried twitch and nothin popped up

[@ericgreenfield9610]

Dominator #11 I realize this is a month late but there is channel called Callmecarson VODs that has all the streams

[@travvycrackshirtthe3rd155]

Eric Greenfield I can't this one though

[@riz6875]

The picture of thanos with the caption “loading swag” made me laugh so hard at school that I couldn’t breath I think I might die soon Update: I laughed at it for a whole week

[@micahhradil2551]

i used to have a shirt like that but it was perry the platypus

[@riz6875]

@@micahhradil2551 I know it’s been 10 months but that’s incredible

[@micahhradil2551]

@@riz6875 it truly was

[@David-sh8xn]

Why is it that when I wear this bowl cut It makes me feel like im carsans

[@TritaniumYT]

Buttney You have become a carsan

[@jevilright4630]

Buttney JooJ

[@saulgoodmanbrah]

Bruh Moment

[@derenyilmaz3598]

@Utter Peril how is this dOg supposed to serve as backup?!

[@meilikino]

that’s a weird car

[@Charlie1875]

A) this is my favourite video ever! I’ve honestly never laughed so hard! B) I wish my group of friends were this funny...

[@sobs2076]

Charlie1875 you should appreciate what you have buddy

[@jilektx5]

F

[@jilektx5]

wiewiur F

[@jilektx5]

wiewiur I will subscribe so you have a friend

[@LuisPerez-dn1mg]

Both

[@s0l4r_27]

4:45 I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see for like 3 minuets

[@factualtemplar8797]

The snack the smiles back! Children!

[@PhoenixAce]

SOL- ACTURUS nofish

[@creatorxxiii6156]

I read "Minutes" as months and I was just thinking "How hard did you laugh?"

[@clamdove3292]

how many symphonies is that

[@camyx_]

FINALLY. This is such an epic gamer moment

[@SouperPug]

Camyx okuyasu

[@camyx_]

@@SouperPug he is such a chad human being

[@tyche1863]

Shiiiiiiizaaaa

[@alphorns]

Finally jojo moment

[@Legend64]

Josuke is a better gamer

[@mateoreyes8201]

I saw this in you 1 million special and I was looking all over for it, I love it!

[@probablyluminous1572]

Same

[@zachh2166]

Where is the full stream?

[@kaminoDX]

@@zachh2166 carson didn't upload it on twitch it seems. The only people that have this are fans who recorded it when they were streaming and maybe carson

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

4:18 seems to cut off repeat clips a bit

[@hyutea]

the editor forgot to remove the uncut version of the 2 clips so yeah thats why it repeats

[@amandaedwards4684]

THATS MY LINE “The snack that smiles back” “CHILDREN”

[@greyscale8137]

@@tanet5649 no u

[@Fire_of756]

4:10 to 7:01 Laughed so hard started wheezing. My family thought I had a gas leak in my room.

[@dissmo706]

More like big dam

[@Napoleon1738]

Ninja: The end is Nigh for you Negachin Negachin: *laughs evily* you fool!

[@pukeface7371]

That didn’t happen

[@AychSkwaird]

“For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old Republic... before the dark times...” -Obi-wan Kenobi.

[@riz6875]

Before the Keemstar

[@TooDudical4U]

Peter griffin: walks in Club penguin: why do I hear boss music?

[@swazzey116]

CallMeCarson: Goes live My last 3 brain cells Trying to finish my homework: *I am speed*

[@WildTrapper]

4:38 Their laughs are so in-sync with the music that it unsettles me

[@Mugslo]

I literally just watched tkonkstuff video when he was on your stream

[@ToSwagy21]

Same

[@splersh6889]

Same

[@derpey_kong]

Same

[@goblinsludge2878]

Same

[@Daniel-xd3us]

Same

[@Daniel-oo8py]

Was almost worried that Peter Griffin didn't make an appearance

[@ossewa3939]

4:48 And welcome back tooooooooo.... Carson attempts to eat his mic!

[@ef4253]

Didn’t even add an extra 35 seconds to make 10 min RESPECT

[@ewenb0559]

We can’t lose Carson I don’t think my mental health could take it without him making me laugh after a shit day

[@yelazyy]

watch isaacwhy

[@ewenb0559]

@@yelazyy nah it doesn’t hit the same

[@yelazyy]

@@ewenb0559 or watch schlatt play it

[@ewenb0559]

@@yelazyy I do but Carson presents and laugh makes it better tho

[@Sashamusicfan34]

2:08 Everyone just finished their drawing Out of nowhere Joe : 'I DIDN'T GET TO PUT IN NINJA!

[@Floorborade]

That Onewerido that was Joe

[@whereswally08]

Definatly not cooper

[@Sashamusicfan34]

thank you for correcting me and I'm 5 months late..

[@sxatter]

i rewatched this about 20 times and it never gets old peril

[@safin8760]

beaned

[@iamnooneiamnoone3591]

You fool

[@GangreneVictim]

has that number gone up?

[@ChiChi-ll3jt]

7:56 WHAT?! WHAT DOES IT REMIND YOU OF?! I NEED TO KNOW!

[@Kelvin-dw6nh]

remi cock oh no squidwards drawing the one that they called “bold and brash”

[@theredcrusader8493]

Game: (is family friendly) Carson: *Laughing* "Its foolish to test me!"

[@chrisb1453]

Coca - Cola you could’ve used 7:09 you fool

[@pawmahao]

Its not family friendly

[@Chromeno]

1/3 of the games have an optional familu friendly filter

[@strangerpnw4316]

“Now you will feel true pain!”

[@janson301]

ill miss this kind of content, i was wheezing the whole video. the good days when the boys played jackbox together

[@LCDirects]

3:48 to 3:52 horrible foreshadowing to carson 2021

[@all-star953]

ikr

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

Yeah we understand

[@zenerstorm95]

After seeing the clip of this in your one mil special, I've been waiting patiently for this.

[@jackbudi]

Same

[@Hajiki_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqrSfn6BesmVp6s : If you never saw it, this is where the clip originated from - it was a p good stream all around

[@Tkonk]

@@Hajiki_ epic

[@Hajiki_]

@@Tkonk lmfao, ayy. Sorry, I should have allowed yourself to reply, but id just been watching it repeated and had the URL handy in a discord server. I apologise genuinely, but also, whilst you're here, ya a comedic genius my guy

[@Tkonk]

@@Hajiki_ thank you, very cool And no problem with the link, i would have been too lazy to do it myself anyway

[@yfz77]

"John John, in the NASCAR NASCAR, WINS THE 2020 NASCAR NASCAR CHAMPIONSHIP"

[@Yuri_before_bed]

All my respect for you has went in the sneeze

[@dotdotcrumb440]

wheeze

[@jackbudi]

Freeze

[@lim2454]

Breeze

[@sparkkoo0]

squeeze

[@hoopdoodlz881]

seize

[@thecnar8211]

Don't you just love it when the same scene gets played twice in a row and you have to figure out if the video is repeating or if you accidentally messed something up?

[@seanbeanie1401]

Damn. I miss this

[@august_bogust2104]

yeah, i really loved this stuff. its too bad what he did

[@nyct0phile]

honestly he's saving my life rn. im in a really bad spot but his content always always pulled me out. its obviously not my place to forgive him bc i wasnt the one affected, but i hope hes able to forgive himself too.

[@august_bogust2104]

@@nyct0phile hey im here if you need someone to talk to, you can vent out and i will try to give some tips :)

[@BigApeCrunchy]

Carson makes me want to say the frick word like a little hooligan boy

[@ramennoodles4954]

lil hooligan boi

[@Rossilaz58]

THIS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I HAVE WATCHED IN YEARS THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS MADE ME LAUGH IN YEARS ITS FUNNY ALL THE WAY THROUGH WATHC IT ALL ITS AMAZING

[@jilektx5]

The dam joke got me and my spastic laughter was all down hill from there

[@demonitization3811]

Relax dude

[@cork5379]

“The snack that smiles back” I’ve been making that joke for years and I’m glad it’s famous now. All hail the child eating man

[@devinhyde8876]

3:23 That aged horribly

[@mouwas7881]

Ah shit

[@GregoryMcStevens]

Lmao noice

[@NikolaiAvilov4446]

Friday night

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

STOP

[@jonahstein3034]

Aged like milk.

[@rhythmatica2722]

Carson, thank you so much for being who you want to be. I cannot describe how you fill me with joy every time I watch one of your videos. I don't have that good of a life right now, and you ALWAYS brighten up my day. I have rewatched your videos many times, and they always cheer me up. Your outro song, SMW game over lofi remix is now one of my favorite songs, and every time I listen to it I remember all the good times I've had looking at your wonderful, wonderful content, and tear up a bit almost every time. Thank you for being in this world and how you have made my life one in which I have something to look forward to. t h a n k y o u

[@thegoodjelly4282]

6:35, everybody gangster Until Jah wears ur dead childs baby shoes

[@seanlaffey3633]

“This man attempted to do so much good in the world.” *cuts away* Uh, what was that?

[@elwac3424]

lmao rn carson really need to survive the internet

[@toddmorningstar4206]

The internet is home to many dipshits.

[@toddmorningstar4206]

The internet is home to many dipshits.

[@HornedPandaWasTaken]

The internet is home to many dipshits.

[@lucygoosey4365]

3:48 wow, not just Hugbox leaving clues but also THE GAME?!!

[@atmosphererobin3103]

5:52 Anyone else notice the laugh sounded like megalomania of just me?

[@amendokk]

I just paused the video and came to the comments to make sure i wasnt crazy

[@dmay6637]

this has made this video even better

[@pcpc4383]

0:14 "Yuh!!"

[@matti...]

People be like 0:00 wow that REALLY didnt age well LMAO just enjoy the funnies, okay?

[@nanobanks]

This is the video I was waiting for since the 1mil special

[@mettatonneo1147]

The snack that smiles back *HUMAN CHILD*

[@Aezzyr]

5:16 Game: "A Real Shame" Me: "Zoom"

[@jedispiders7204]

Did my phone just die? It’s dead! That’s upsetting. **awed stuttering**

[@Jmcgee1125]

Jackbox is my favorite party game and even watching it on KZbin is amazing.

[@brendenkrause1992]

Carson is the best youtuber ever, he is funny kind and has a unique personality I respect you for what you've gone through and I'm glad to see you back keep up these hilarious videos!

[@jakeoc1363]

The T-shirts exert so much raw energy I could revert Chernobyl

[@Westlee_]

This vid reminds me of simpler times 😢😢😢😢😢

[@TheSolarCobalt]

You can't find a better group to play Jackbox with. I've tried, I've looked in Discord , Facebook, forums but these guys are perfect

[@deeeenisttv]

Wrkncacnator is really good, you should check him out on twitch

[@xanny1898]

Please do more of this game

[@Jzero00]

3:24 aged badly

[@Bekrox]

hahaah okay

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

You are so dumb

[@zoui8215]

oh damn

[@moltengore1]

fuck off attention seeker

[@Bekrox]

@@moltengore1 a bit too mean but i agree

[@Patricia-ee2dh]

"putting your peepee in the clarinet" - Random Fan - 2019

[@EnderGoku9001]

Me: puts pp in clarinet

[@Ilyoatk]

5:08 Absolutely left me DEAD

[@wldf0x]

Yup 🤣🤣🤣

[@drywalleater911]

4:18 Where it starts to go downhill

[@jmo_real]

The orphanage and snack that smiles back clips are used twice and it whittles away at my sanity

[@ethankordos1133]

My day is saved by another callmecarson notification

[@jackbudi]

Same

[@rtmotovlogs7235]

I swear to god i heard the goldfish commercial say “the snack that smiles back” as i read the thumbnail, im not gonna sleep tonight

[@CoasterGaming]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed to something on KZbin

[@TK-5311]

i watch this everytime I'm bored, this is the 5th time now and I still love it

[@fynpedersen5627]

"drip swag like a broken faucet" merch please

[@SlyHikari03]

You guys need to do more of this. Kinda reminds me of Use your words.

[@TimKif-tf7xm]

Survive the Internet was the best one. I lost my soul from laughing too much

[@ltghxxst]

Notification gang, love ur content cargskin

[@jackbudi]

Same, except I wasn’t there to read it for 30 minutes

[@charliec4016]

I couldn’t breathe at the “RIP” one. Just the fucking way *RIP* slammed done was beautiful

[@tjmuttonchops]

I like how orphanage and man eats child were placed in twice, obviously an editing mistake but shows the power of those two answers

[@ReeVrze]

THis was probably the first video i have laughed at so hard i couldnt stop tearing up

[@roflel2]

5:58 that came a little early didnt it

[@Neezo10]

Watching this doesn’t feel the same anymore

[@AninAqiAudi]

all these people from a year ago...... they do not know and it shows.

[@ryanbutler7861]

yea its sad

[@sillyboy3347]

This video is so funny I cried Thank u BawlMeCarson

[@gracebruhmoment]

3:23 foreshadowing

[@michaelcunningham4739]

4:46 Woo that didn't age well haha..

[@jackwaite4455]

I still dont know who “joepixelbomb” is to this day

[@SaintOnYT]

Jack Waite still one of my favorite people in the lunch club group

[@sotsu618]

“The weirdest NASCAR sponsor you could see painted on a car” I was thinking Bad Dragon

[@lordsalty2060]

even if bad man you still made good content carson

[@Howl-0]

3:53 Omg it tried to warn us

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

YOU GUYS ARE SO DUMB

[@sethbarnes3684]

I was choking from laughter the entire time, this is one of the best videos on YT. 😂😂😂😂

[@colossal2298]

Little did they know that King Crimson WAS A JOJO REFERENCE

[@dopples9004]

It just works

[@scooble_]

GIORNO GIOVANNA! YOU WEAK NEWCOMER!

[@ratking5481]

I like how we can see your mental health degrade with each video

[@cactustango156]

I do that by looking in the mirror :D

[@N0VANT0]

he gotta have a fine mental health to begin with

[@cookiejenn261]

It’s been over two years and I still want that “It’s foolish to test me” shirt

[@vinyltrackyt9549]

Carson, you have created chaos on every platform...good job👌

[@jackbudi]

True

[@donovanmahan2901]

I CAN DO ANYTHING while(true) @everyone();

[@jackbudi]

Donovan Mahan who pinged me in discord?

[@user94583]

1:17 Carson becomes seagull for 3 seconds circa 2019 (not clickbait)

[@lucyw4795]

“the snack that smiles back” and “beaned” make me cry every time

[@amypiiee]

''oh no our secret messages won't be kept secret'' yea exactly