We Might Be Drunk 60: Wil Sylvince Pixelated

[@DesignRhythm]

Props to the studio designers - it's evolving very nicely.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Thank you!

[@danseng3747]

Are you saying they need more PROPS? lol

[@MichaelC_22]

"Well I can say you stole my bike." That was hilarious. Great ep.

[@geneinpennsylvania]

Can I say I really like the brotherhood of comics, the support I’m seeing on you tube between the guys. It’s really heartening PEACE

[@MiceHendrickson]

"You didn't say it was black people!" "Weeell I thought it was implied." Holy hell this is a great show.

[@jagdeepsandhu8130]

Wil's sober serious demeanor contrasted with two guys half in rhe bag, was a delight to watch. Pure chaos at times 😂

[@n3g4tv34]

Never knew Wil Sylvince before, just checked out his stand up.. so freakin funny!!

[@broHanSolo]

he steals jokes

[@smokedoutpositivesquad1738]

It’s all stolen material

[@NegativeSteve]

Thanks

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Hey! Thanks!

[@ando6045]

Freaking love this POD🔥🔥.. Marc & Sam kill it with Will you can really tell they homies... madd love from Vancouver BC... HOLD UP HAMMAH!!! Lol

[@meatwad5022]

Love having something to look forward to when i get home, with over work and stress so nice to tune in to these and crack a tall boy. kudos all you guys! guest was amazing good vibes

[@jasonlloyd9244]

Right!!!

[@Protectobot]

HELL yeah! My job is NUTS and these guys’ relaxing pod starts on MY weekend: Sunday morning after GRAVEYARD shifts in fast food EVERY night 😬 😱

[@wellsventures947]

I love the producer of this show.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

I’m married, sorry.

[@justhewaves]

"I know NOMAD... I don't know OMAD" "What does that have to do with a different word!?" 😂 Wil is dope. And yes: intermittent fasting and OMAD are fucking great. They absolutely work.

[@RobertoTorres-nr7wi]

Intermittent fasting works by reducing total calorie consumption, it does not boost metabolism. Definitely works for some

[@basementbastard2314]

I’m sure it works for weight loss, but muscle gain? Strength? High endurance athletic activity?

[@RobertoTorres-nr7wi]

@@basementbastard2314 not ideal for muscle gains but still possible to gain muscle as long as you consume enough protein and calories. Also, could be used for athletic performance if you strategically time your carbohydrate around your workout.

[@Dizlock65]

The great Will Sylvince was in my home town Margaret River, that's the highlight of my week. What a legend!

[@moneyhoney606]

The way you guys vibe and talk with your guests always kills me. Easily one of the most underrated podcasts out there.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

I KNOW RIGHT?! We're hitting our stride. Thanks for being here with us.

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@moneyhoney606]

@@AgendaInMind wtf are you even talking about bro?

[@BodyMusicification]

Maybe the key is to just get them drunker like this back-to-back recording

[@ryanortiz7293]

Wil is fire.. need Patrice stories / history lessons

[@farischugthai5598]

Marks bit about rappers snitching is both an MF Doom song (Rap Snitch Kitsches) and a Key and Peele sketch with a new twist! I like it

[@millardfilmore1403]

Rap snitches.. tellin all they business sit in the court and be they own star witness …

[@twocats2543]

ah, you guys are killing it. Love the vibe that you guys have with guests.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Thanks! Appreciate the support.

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@6GorillaBiscuits]

@@AgendaInMind Tl;dr lol

[@fisty539]

@@AgendaInMind Do you have a text file on your desktop that you just copy and paste on popular pods? I've seen this like 20-30 times and never read it past "Most of the more severe illnesses " lmao

[@benburnett2706]

Kat story just makes me love homie even more

[@angeliquew69]

I Absolutely love the chemistry between the 3 of you💕

[@patrick815]

I feel for Mark. He keeps getting his bikes stolen.

[@odyssey308]

Had to come back and play a classic with some drinks💯 one of my fav episodes ever.

[@odyssey308]

Back here for a 3rd time

[@AlbertoDominguez13]

"Where's the spear?!" Gaahhddamn Mark hahaha

[@pinkishwallaby3965]

I’ve seen Wil Sylvince open twice at the DC Improv, was hilarious both times. he also stood by the door and said goodbyes/shook hands after both shows, nice guy.

[@SadintheCityPodcast]

Great episode!

[@evil3570]

Wheres the spear LMAOOOO

[@JustForNowStudios]

great episode guys

[@k.q.594]

I was unfamiliar with Wil before this but he fits in really well. I hope you have him on again.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Do a deep dive on him, he has a lot of stuff out there. You're lucky to have just found him.

[@herpallday1284]

Check him out on the real ass podcast and the chip Chipperson podcast he has killer appearances

[@cloudbloom]

This was fucking hilarious you guys have fantastic chemistry

[@THE415PLAYA]

“Wil’s taking a grubhub order” All time line by mark

[@Pyromotive]

Agreed lmao, felt like this was the best joke in the podcast

[@iiizzydon9224]

Mark's one of the best off the cuff tbh

[@6GorillaBiscuits]

That shit had me dying. Lmaoooo

[@troythompson2]

Mark’s one liners are top tier lol

[@Petergonzalezcomedy]

wow sam really interrupted a Patrice o Neal story to ask him about vegan dishes.....

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

HERE COMES 100K!

[@mylestoole4972]

Goddamnit I’ve been waiting for this all week. Coming to the comedy cellar this weekend and hoping at least one of you guys are there!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

I'll be there, but you probably mean Mark and Sam not the producer.

[@lynno1974]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod 🤣🤣🤣 they would be nothing without you!! 😉

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Thanks, where should I send the free t-shirt for saying nice things about me in public?

[@jarijahy.1591]

Joke packed!!! Love it ... Regards 🇵🇭🇳🇱

[@Thetimpson]

0:29 I'd love to hear the reverse of this. See how well that'd go down.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Play the audio backwards and it says hail satin

[@Thetimpson]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod yiiikes.

[@zekesgrowroom370]

When mark said "I thought it was implied" I imploded with laughter ....Still wiping...

[@chellie7887]

God this guys hard work!

[@herpallday1284]

Really fuckin down with these two hour episodes

[@Protectobot]

I saw Will on another pod where Mark was the guest. I already binged his stand-up and hope to see more! 😀😆

[@Protectobot]

* Wil hmmm!

[@herpallday1284]

Charleston you said SHARELston they changed it? 😂 I fuckin howled man

[@teamreckdjipod]

OMG 3 OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS ALL IN ONE ROOM YES!!

[@geffcassuto]

mark is the king of zing

[@BubuH-cq6km]

"where's the spear"? 🤣 😅

[@jesse8117]

You guys should get Andrew Santino on the podcast, would love to see the banter between you three.

[@420johonig]

Santino sucks.

[@doesnotexistyet11]

I hear about all this stuff like 'intermittent fasting' and 'OMAD' and I realize that's what I've been doing most of my life without knowing it's a thing xD

[@jdawg123ism]

This podcast rules! I just found it like two weeks ago and have watched all the old ones and definitely sit around and wait for the new ep each week!! Both these guys are comedy beasts. I’m gay!!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Welcome to the club. Join the patreon to get access to the secret special handshake

[@mu99ins]

@43:43 ~ "...all the beef in like better in Austrlia." I don't doubt it. The best beef I ever had was from South America. Every bite of beef was chewed with my eyes closed. And the best ham was from Yugoslavia. And it was canned ham. Yugoslavia made a deal with MacDonald-Douglas to buy their jets, but part of the deal was for MacDonald-Douglas to buy so much canned ham, which they did, and distributed it among the company workers. Yum ! Those old world people ate better than us modern folk.

[@TheWindynook]

Because I’m not retarded I know Wil is joking with all the racist stuff, please can more people be the same & realise it’s comedy & not everything is about race!

[@abrakadabraalakaxam8029]

Agreed. This was a cool podcast. Didn't know Wil but they have good chemistry together

[@lostsoul2184]

I legit spread this pod like crack in Iran's underground art scene :))))

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

You’re the one.

[@lostsoul2184]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod the echoes of mark sayin anal and sam laughin hysterically will be heard more than the Azan of the mosques :)))

[@1crackaddict]

@@lostsoul2184 dude, hahahahaha

[@scottyben191]

I cant believe you guys got Kevin Hart on the pod! 😅

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

He's here every week, keep coming back.

[@mikem7551]

Sam's wearing his Steve Jobs costume.

[@sisenor6841]

Mark was ready to fight in the beginning! 🤣

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

He's always ready to rumble.

[@peterm6179]

This guy's is silly funny.i like it

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

You make good points.

[@Pyromotive]

"Wil's gotta take a grubhub order" 😂

[@SQWUDonTWITCH]

So we just gonna breeze past Sam admitting he likes to be pegged? *Seinfeld voice* Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

[@jassyjitsuu]

Bahahahaha

[@joebin7191]

Great hang thanks.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@nigheist003]

60 straight great episodes in a row. Keep it going!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Over 100 if you catch the patreon!

[@zakzak5892]

Anotha one. yall killed it great pod again

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

Wil Sylvince the guest of the 7th and Sam was right this was a great intro 3:29 First off that's a great point! Second off if any of you bomb it's ain't you or your agents, it's the audience fault! 12:20 I'm sad that I'm the only one that I know that enjoys content like this 17:20 "I've never seen the whitest of white people" I've never heard a saying like that before haha! 21:45 That literally sounds like family! 24:24 beautiful timing! 28:00 crazy story! 38:34 DB disappointed maybe of us GoTs fans and I can only imagine how disappointed, or even embarrassed, his wife must be! 41:58 Sam Morril - the voice of so many Americans! 42:48 I kinda felt like that topic was gonna happen but I'm glad it was approached in a funny way! 45:55 Story of my life AHAHAHAHA! 50:20 I never thought of it like that! If I ever become single again I'll definitely keep that in mind! 54:37 your opinion sounds like a fact 55:44 this just makes waaayyy too much sense! 1:04:34 That response was just painfully perfect! 1:14:48 that chain reaction of comedy! 1:35:15 I'm soo glad I'm not alone! 1:36:03 I love the way you guys go back and forth like this - remind me of my work place 1:45:30 Wil Sylvince would be great at real life sins! *DING* 1:52:00 I wish I had gotten my booster sooner! Mark! Come and visit us!

[@jaynestreet4240]

Sam…the black turtleneck looks fabulous

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

😘

[@KevinC1990]

Hey hey folks.. I might be drunk.. again!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

We're here for you every week

[@joeb588]

Lol Sam got hammered in this one

[@primmz0656]

Wil is funny with the yaba daba doo and what u talking about hammer . He is stuck in the 90s

[@lmr9685]

Wil asked like 4 times "what is milking?" You guys ignored him the whole time hahhaha

[@JudeMarley3135]

That thumbnail was the funniest shit I’ve seen. Lookin like 2 jew lawyers that helped get a dude that was falsely accused of a crime out of prison. 😂😂😂

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Haha, it really does.

[@ryanhawn3793]

Wil clearly thinks Mark is also Jewish. Good stuff

[@kylegordon00]

Pretty much my favorite podcast up there with Tuesgays. This is the only pod where the conversational manner is so great that I really go out of my way to watch the pod instead of listen to it.

[@chiggdaddy88]

Great pod, love when you have guests. Would love to see Attell, Machi, Vider, Soder, List. Great stuff

[@Aardquark777]

Attell! And Machi!

[@Protectobot]

THANKS for mentioning Gary Vider! I had no idea of his name and now I’m watching his funny, deadpan stand-up 😆 😊

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Mark Normand's unbridled bisexuality is a constant source of pleasure for me.

[@stephenruiz8127]

Nearly two hours! 👏🏼🙌🏼

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

You deserve it.

[@tom7405]

This has turned into a fantastic podcast

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Thanks, we have been trying to improve with every ep, thanks for noticing.

[@erjo8199]

Great ep! Seems a little weird that the guest is far away

[@guybehindtheguy.]

Hey I love dark comedy!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

You found the right pod.

[@reggiebushjr619]

RACIST!!!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Loud Noises!

[@deenot4878]

Boys, I’m shooting my special @ new club in TX (JR) ;) how to connect!?

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Congrats on the shoot. If you want to send a message you can email [e-mail]

[@innerg8636]

Nice way to end a Sunday!! Good work fellas.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Thanks 👍

[@ibrahimshaoor8430]

Great ep

[@pushinkeys]

“ Wills the only one who’s STD is bed bugs” fuckin hilarious!! 😂 🤣😂

[@ginonunez4460]

Good pod.. Funny banter.

[@yohannestesfaldet]

Dave Chappelle , Kat Williams, Sam Morill, Mark Normand are all Virgos (Sept) .. Wil is a Sagittarius (Dec) .

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Oh boy, what does that mean?

[@scottiesucks]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod TIME TO BOOOONE

[@yohannestesfaldet]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Virgos are the best writers and life purpose is to serve others

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Nice, I’m a Virgo too and a virgin 😩

[@ryanvincenec3511]

Sam on his Steve Jobs

[@vednev6931]

We’re really doin it folks !

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Hey hey!

[@treyhudson73]

How can a white man reach out to you guys about this campaign!? I sent a message through All Things and 800 LB

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

We aren't affiliated with either of those companies. email directly [e-mail]

[@SevenHunnid]

I keep fighting my co-workers , I don’t think jobs are for me.. i smoke weed on my KZbin channel as my job😿

[@Chris-bc4hb]

Comedy!

[@andrewsargeant2213]

Sam looks like the guy from the "Yes...ha ha yes" sickos meme looking in through the window

[@jaynestreet4240]

Fantastic!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Thank you! Cheers!

[@lostsoul2184]

Hands down the best show

[@TizBaz5]

Hey guys, love the pod. What's your outro music?

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

A Night Alone by TrackTribe

[@carsonbarr2233]

Sorry for being late to the show gents. Lost track of time finishing a puzzle with my Daughter that we aced. Cheers to your guys success. 🍻

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Did you watch the pod with your daughter together? Sorry about the first 10 minutes.

[@mr.nobody9697]

Wil looks like a dehydrated Kimbo Slice.

[@paulkossak7761]

I think wil was a student of mine when I was a resource room teacher in Brooklyn.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Every resource room in Brooklyn has at least one Wil haha

[@1feloniouspunk]

Damn, Sam! This is like Carlin in prison!!!!!!!!!

[@wrenlinwhitelight3007]

liking so VR after blacked out to watch

[@puffyirakunji6306]

yes yes yes.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Mom?

[@puffyirakunji6306]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod hahahahahahaba lol

[@puffyirakunji6306]

is this Mark with the zingers?

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

No, its your son.

[@puffyirakunji6306]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod thank jesus

[@gongqi67]

Who new Moby Dick had a pod cast! Funny stuff. To the Captain and his crew!

[@zincpodsquamble]

Great ep fellas

[@rogaru]

You guys are killing it! Like a Good herp you guys are here to stay

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

We're flaring up baby!

[@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885]

Speaking of herp... when's Joe List going to be on?

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

I think hes still trying to figure out how to get out of their new "studio" someone asked him to do their taxes while in the breakroom and he is starting a new career.

[@rogaru]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod another great man lost to accounting.. maybe great is too big a Word

[@reallyharsh]

great ep!!

[@silver03ga]

Sam is HAMMERED!!

[@THCMusicBlog]

where'd you get those copper glasses beer jooo?

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Patron the tequila company sent them to us. I don’t know where you can buy them. Maybe they have a store in their website? Pay for shipping and I’ll send you one.

[@THCMusicBlog]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod DEAL! that's so cool, thank you!. Whats the best way to send you $ for shipping?

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Email [e-mail]

[@ReedCanaday]

Damn, Mark is on fire this episode

[@pt2hays]

"Oh that's pretty bad" 😏

[@johnpeterson3312]

Great ep..But When is Shane Gillis coming on ? I feel like that ep would be electric.

[@someoneyoucantrusify]

Normand was just on shane’s podcast within the last couple of weeks

[@garykiesel2583]

He’s wearing Supra’s. 💪🏼💪🏼

[@informationageenterprise2184]

“We are all boosted, so the symptoms won’t be so bad” LOL