this is the only podcast i listen to after each episode drops. sam and mark are two of the best out. and they put me onto dave attell
@meels1633 жыл бұрын
Mark - get an assistant! You can hire a virtual assistant on the cheap. I get second hand anxiety from hearing the bad travel and planning logistics haha
@alastormaugre21113 жыл бұрын
if you know anything about Mark you'll know he feels guilt for ordering anything, he can't hire an assistant. If you're willing to do it for free for him tho, just DM him, he'll be thankfull in a weird way.
@Markbbful3 жыл бұрын
What if we don't know anything about him?
@fisty5393 жыл бұрын
lol 11:05 sam sounds like a detective asking where mark was this weekened
@Ge0rge_0rwell3 жыл бұрын
Shout out to you, Mark! I wouldn't have known about Sam if it wasn't for you!!!
@LunaTonesZ3 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt have known about mark if not for sam
@CoachG_3 жыл бұрын
Now I’m not drinking alone
@frowningJoker3 жыл бұрын
The battle for "whoever uploads the podcast first, wins the views" is fierce. This week Sam is the winner...better luck next time, Mark.
@skyluke94763 жыл бұрын
Sam finally coming back, Mark's been ahead for weeks!
@Fightography3 жыл бұрын
Is this the most entertaining part of the podcast? "Who uploads first?" Hilarious dork.
@sk8legendz3 жыл бұрын
for reals though lmao
@Fightography3 жыл бұрын
@@sk8legendz sometimes they should just say nothing
@audiogus26513 жыл бұрын
6 days later: Mark 30k, Sam 27k
@kristiandepue53743 жыл бұрын
That white knight story is soo good. I love it.
@ace_woe3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see where this podcast is & where these young comics go in the next decade... All the makings of some legendary shit 👑👑
@andresmendozaondatube3 жыл бұрын
hopefully with another theme song
@ace_woe3 жыл бұрын
@@andresmendozaondatube Lmao I actually like the theme song. It's a nice, subtle homage to "I Will Survive" by Diana Ross
@ErichM.L.3 жыл бұрын
In the next decade they’ll both be hitting menopause
@Fightography3 жыл бұрын
Yes! More comedians getting recognized at 50 years old.
@ace_woe3 жыл бұрын
@@Fightography 😅🤣😭 Honestly, LONGEVITY is the name of the game. Both these guys paid their dues already. I just can't wait to see their red-leather specials... ❤
@memelorddavid29383 жыл бұрын
Whaaaat!! Mark tell a story!!!! I've watched so many of your videos and tbh the best things I've heard from you are those growing up storys!
@parapickle3 жыл бұрын
Watchmen is one of the best written works of all time. Happy to hear Sam eating it up.
@ArkaneInfinity3 жыл бұрын
I'm high AF, gamer in the house. Love stand up and these guys are legends in the making you just watch. I'd love to see them drunk playing fun video games. No competitive stuff just some fun light shit.
@ace_woe3 жыл бұрын
I feel like neither of these guys really game, they're too focused... but that might make it all the more entertaining 😅
@thedonbishop553 жыл бұрын
47:20 that laugh from Sam was as pure as Christmas snow. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@teelorp83063 жыл бұрын
Omg my wife's PA accent comes out when she drinks. She only spent summers there as a kid so it's extra funny when it comes out
@stephen32frazier3 жыл бұрын
Even when it's an ad read I still expect something like this to happen... Mark: "I love these underwear, they're very comfortable and awesome!" Sam: "Ya, but..."
@yegormoroz98993 жыл бұрын
My fav podcast to just put on and hang out w the fellas, great ep after great ep
@AxeMan8083 жыл бұрын
I LOVE "La Guardia". Cheadle, Gleeson, MARK STRONG, and Liam Cunningham (Ser Davos!).
@Dasusify2 жыл бұрын
The day before yesterday, I was like "I better quit drinking for a while", because I had a bad hangover. Today I watch this and think... "one can't hurt, right?" This video made me drink, but also, I have to admit, I think that's probably more of a "me problem" than a "you problem". Great sh*t guys, amazingly entertaining. Almost like I'm out drinking, but I'm not the one talking, which is weird.
@thelastmanonearth26313 жыл бұрын
Good to see ya again, fellas. Looking forward to the rec's!
@karlamunoz83533 жыл бұрын
Sam's Grateful Dead joke in Salt Lake city last Thursday kind hurt me but it was Hilarious.
@thedonofthsht76-583 жыл бұрын
"He's skating jumpin off shit, he's not doing heroin" We had the same childhood..except I did heroin 🤣🤣 Clean now though don't worry
@ninacuntowiczaka24153 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the content boys
@will61763 жыл бұрын
Mark I think those skating kids are going “sheeeeesh” , it’s a new lingo the kids say from tik tok
@1xquisiteevents3 жыл бұрын
Love this podcast. Such a great duo
@TurdFerguson4563 жыл бұрын
By far the best Mark & Sam combo on the net!
@stevenapkins64603 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah the two comedians I always confuse each other for
@fisty5393 жыл бұрын
that cop vs women bit had me dying
@justinroth29383 жыл бұрын
Somebody get me a towel ta sit on...hahaha!!!
@zackmacdonald82363 жыл бұрын
Love you guys, listened since the first ep!
@davionsmith75223 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, The Watchmen is one of the only graphic novels on the TIMES 50 best works of literature
@imthepopcornman3 жыл бұрын
wait is this tomorrow"s episode, i can't tell, i AM drunk. JOHN DENVER!
@IvanRubin3 жыл бұрын
I thought mark had done a pod with Tom Segura and Whitney Cummins according to Marks IG and I never saw those released :/
@Iamwatchinit3 жыл бұрын
Tom said it will air in the next two weeks. I think it might be "2 bears one cave" podcast without Bort
@IvanRubin3 жыл бұрын
@@Iamwatchinit whoa thankssss!!! Now what did Whitney say lol
@saranavarrette9573 жыл бұрын
@@IvanRubin he did Whitney’s podcast with Yannis Pappas
@IvanRubin3 жыл бұрын
@@saranavarrette957 he did Tom Seguras also at the same time he did Whitney’s and she just barely released yesterday...thanks :)
@JasonPummill3 жыл бұрын
"I like a box." - Mark Normand
@norollerblades57993 жыл бұрын
Shocking that you got the most threats over the alligator joke. Haven't they heard the rest of your act?
@skyluke94763 жыл бұрын
Dead children makes everyone angry, abortion only makes 50% of women angry
@alexchoi98243 жыл бұрын
Hey Sam what’s the movie rec you made that’s the best dark comedy of the last 2 decades? I think you said it was related to In Bruges
@Lumbardh843 жыл бұрын
The new song is so much better
@lizblakey8283 жыл бұрын
omg this is my favorite podcast
@nagilum3 жыл бұрын
I like Mark’s shoes.
@kristiandepue53743 жыл бұрын
Yes, love Hell or High Water! Same writer as Sicario and Wind River: Taylor Sheridan. All three are incredible.
@FTWinnick3 жыл бұрын
Sam’s mic is too low once again
@sketcharmslong62893 жыл бұрын
Waaa
@Iamwatchinit3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I`m starting to think it`s a conspiracy against him
@gart763 жыл бұрын
Anyone knows how long are the bonus episodes on patreon?
@Ray_Dismay3 жыл бұрын
Normand, you're killing me. Jerry Lee Lewis, white pianist (Great Balls of Fire, Middle Age Crazy) =/= Chuck Berry, black guitarist (Maybellene, Too Much Monkey Business).
@CreepinJesusC3 жыл бұрын
Movie food #1: two cups jalapeños and parcel out as u eat the popcorn.
@benfavreau52373 жыл бұрын
great ep
@albreezy263 жыл бұрын
Wow I've been a fan of Mark for almost 4 years now and I never knew that he lived in SA. I've also seen that movie and it sucks lol. Props to you Mark at least you had some good food down here haha
@stephen32frazier3 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely not drunk but I MIGHT be high as shit..
@sk8legendz3 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah
@BigDaddy-vk6rv3 жыл бұрын
48:16 I was thinking the same thing!
@pranzata3 жыл бұрын
I love this
@streetdeer3 жыл бұрын
You guys should check out the movie Synecdoche, New York. If you haven't already PSH and Kaufman. Also, do you guys have any songs/movies ruined by exes?
@millennium15783 жыл бұрын
Huge fan of these 2 and the pod!! I’ve been trying to figure out what the new song reminds me of. Major “I Will Survive” vibes! Am I right?!
@charliedillon14003 жыл бұрын
@Matthew Allum Cake did a very annoying cover of a mildly annoying Gloria Gaynor song.
@ricbogart19683 жыл бұрын
Watched the "gator" bit...highly recommend.
@Frozen_Bean3 жыл бұрын
Thaks for the upload 🤙
@morticianjosh71163 жыл бұрын
YAHOOOO! We called em beer runs
@archimusprime24003 жыл бұрын
Anyone else switch between Mark’s and Sam’s channels each week?
@fisty5393 жыл бұрын
I see your switch and raise you opening both in two tabs then muting one
@archimusprime24003 жыл бұрын
@@fisty539 well that’s just brilliant
@johnrhonolds20813 жыл бұрын
if both are up when i look at yt i pick the one with less views, if only one is up that gets the view
@hazida54203 жыл бұрын
I like watching you guys and you make me miss NYC, if I ever go back there I'll make sure to go to comédie clubs. You kinda have a european vibe too 🙂.
@christophermoreno23903 жыл бұрын
I love you guys
@BrandonKBills3 жыл бұрын
DX!!! That’s hysterical
@theadvocate46983 жыл бұрын
I miss the old intro! I never miss an episode, you guys are great!
@faidleyj13 жыл бұрын
Fun show guys. Watchmen does fucking rule. Big rec. Going to check out The Guard this week for sure too.
@guybehindtheguy.3 жыл бұрын
Mark, what shoes you rockin?
@BrooklynPeterParker3 жыл бұрын
I was literally listening to Leaving on a Jet Plane right before clicking this vid. Eerie...
@theroyalscrewgee3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to another episode of Sam helps Mark with his bits, but has no comment about his shoes.
@MkRodos193 жыл бұрын
There's need to be a wmbd bingo game for everytime they mention Goodfellas cast members, scorcese films, 'those movies were fun'... Feel free to add more
@gareyguzman44793 жыл бұрын
I travel a bit for work and I ALWAYS pack my own pillow. I need a good night sleep and I'm not going to trust those bastards to give me a pillow that fits my needs.
@jean-gh3zt3 жыл бұрын
sam morril voice is so awsome. you must narrate some stuff of value
@ErichM.L.3 жыл бұрын
This last week has flew by for me. Fuck yeah, love you guys!
@luci_annihilates3 жыл бұрын
intro music is too loud then the actual convo is too quiet....i think
@stampion51853 жыл бұрын
a couple other mind blowing graphic novels: * The Enigma of Amigara Fault + The Hanging Balloons (Junji Ido) * Maus (Art Spiegelman) (try to avoid spoilers)
@stephenlaw83273 жыл бұрын
Persepolis too
@sandriamarie10883 жыл бұрын
Re: the hate towards the rich. I think it’s a combination of a little bit of jealousy but the bigger issue is that they use their wealth in skeevy ways (like not paying taxes, exploiting workers, etc). Also the gross imbalance of power/resources in our society that wealth highlights go into human rights, not just “they’re doing better than poor people”. If you have money: you can get out of crimes, you can cure your cancer, you can have political issues passed, you can drink clean water or live in a safe area…and so on. Where if more people had access to a little bit more basic stuff in life there wouldn’t be such hate towards rich people. I think about this stuff, since I went to school for psychology and sociology. It’s so layered. I’m happy more people are opening the convo tho. You guys are the best!
@videoj42813 жыл бұрын
What’s the FPS for this baby
@charliedillon14003 жыл бұрын
I saw Bjork at Red Rocks one time; 70% of the audience looked like Bjorks.
@JeffinMyrtleBeach3 жыл бұрын
The beginning music starts out louder than any one of the 20 podcasts I currently listen to I do wear a headphones it is a bad user experience if it's too loud and I need to actually turn My headphones down and then back up again when you start talking
@SamBassComedy3 жыл бұрын
At the end, for me, I don't hate rich people. I grew up poor, whatever. PRoblem is, rich people get to avoid all the troubles in life associated with being poor. Once you make over 100K you can, with smart investing and non-indulgent living ffor about 10 yrs, you could live a very comfortable life. But the very rich live above the law. They get free stuff, while poor people get fined. It's the truth.
@ryananda51103 жыл бұрын
Wasting that paragraph on a podcast is while you’ll never be rich
@SamBassComedy3 жыл бұрын
@@ryananda5110 I like to write. Are you the internet police?
@ryananda51103 жыл бұрын
@@SamBassComedy haha just f n w u I liked your comment, there.
@tattooeddrummer813 жыл бұрын
Dick Fuel and The Motorcycle Man?.....great shirt but I need to know the meaning behind it? I want one!
@ninacuntowiczaka24153 жыл бұрын
Pure heart. Would of shown up to practice
@avocadotoast22963 жыл бұрын
The editing looks like a school project done last min💀
@caivsivlivs3 жыл бұрын
not weooo, BYAHHHH!!
@richwhite42803 жыл бұрын
Like the ochoate (ochoa?)wine ref!
@funkyfreshEazyO2 жыл бұрын
Balance the mic volumes.
@IslandLimer3 жыл бұрын
The intro is growing on me
@Bom-pff3 жыл бұрын
🤮
@luc_xott3 жыл бұрын
Sundays are the best! I'm already drunk
@ross27093 жыл бұрын
This is a great one boys. Keep mulling over bits and grinding them out on the pod. That shit is my favorite. I'm here to be a fly on the wall next to ya'll talking in a bar waiting for your time slot.
@ArtofMaximus3 жыл бұрын
Read Watchmen Mark! Its UNadapatable...it only works as a comic! It literally changed comics when it came out in the 80s...Groundbreaking work that has never been topped.
@walkr79983 жыл бұрын
I hate comic book stuff for the most part but Watchmen (HBO version) was amazing. I only watched it because my friend said it had a bunch of historical truths within the plot. Seriously one of the best shows ever! Tried to watch the movie afterward and just couldn't get into it.
@SirSlingShotMan3 жыл бұрын
hell yeah sam. watchmen is the shit
@glennscottharris3 жыл бұрын
6.35 yall are basically saying why you two should write the script.
@crisyapp89923 жыл бұрын
Maaan did that take a turn towards the end. But i must say i actually enjoyed that deep cut. Just dont go soo deep yall cant come back cause nothing is worth that fellas. But yea keep up rhe good work gents
@alexuncommon3143 жыл бұрын
You guys fuckin' rock. Simple.
@jean-gh3zt3 жыл бұрын
oh snap. sams voice is george clooneys
@metalfreakneo24113 жыл бұрын
Boyyyyyyy waited whole nite for this!
@edwardmoon38973 жыл бұрын
Whoa Sam you should have saved that bottle unopened ?
@AdrianHertz3 жыл бұрын
57:40 Wow they haven't watched watchmen the movie?
@toofacedbaby05773 жыл бұрын
mark is pretty cute for an older guy
@ninacuntowiczaka24153 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? You don't know about Woody? He still married to his daughter
@lowenderjones3 жыл бұрын
We Might Be Drnnk while editing this fuckin pod
@andrewyuen53 жыл бұрын
fuck man, watchmen is one of my favorite novels in general. i don't know anything about comic books or graphic novels. i know a little about regs novels