We Might Be Drunk Ep 26 (with Mark Normand and Sam Morril)

[@Saghilarious]

You guys are the 90s rock of comedy. Undenaiblely talented, 2 superstars for sure

[@odeltrebor]

Best episode in a while. You guys were in a groove. The taboo and the head butting guy segments had me in stitches.

[@tomwall5551]

Someone build a bar for them to sit in for the podcast, for qweef's sake.

[@markb4168]

For queefs sake hahahaha perfect! Im definitely going to use that

[@capealio]

Im a queef

[@rhyshalliwell778]

I’d settle for a green screen background of a bar.

[@nathanhernandez4855]

holy shit, they finally fixed it! I'm not getting ear raped by the theme song in the beginning; good job guys.

[@VinnyGreeley]

I only watch this pod on sam’s channel. That’s loyalty

[@dannelle17]

It only counts as a view for Sam, if you’ve already seen it on mark’s channel first. Basically, Twitter’s algorithm has fucked everyone with two hosts. So for the views to count, you have to watch the same video on both channels at some point. Doesn’t have to be simultaneously (phone or laptop together in the same room) just has to be done decently close together for the view to count.

[@tonyd1088]

He needs the view counts!

[@jaredwhite2580]

Lol same

[@wordswordsapteek7113]

Two of my favourite comedic geniuses. It is very funny when the Rickstigmatised behavior comes up

[@love4music1992]

I love hearing mark talk about how music changes lives, so does comedy bro and someday I hope we live in a world where you're a house name like the stones or Beatles.

[@love4music1992]

Sam too honestly both of them are just too much funny for one room I know they think Collin Quinn and Dave attel are the kings of comedy or Dave chappel buy I truly think from a joke writing stand point they're both in the top .0001%.

[@jamesappleton5063]

Sam, White Claw, wear that paper bag over your head! I’ve never tried it but I thought you were teaching us sophistication. Big fan!

[@l.w.d.431]

I sing “we might be drunk” on an average of 45 times a day.

[@thegoatchild3545]

Listen to "I will survive" by Cake. It might sound familiar...😉

[@botmon.]

I still song the old song it was a banger

[@hrs9018]

I sing "one more drink" over this new intro every time

[@ARCoventry]

@@thegoatchild3545 listen to “I will survive” by Gloria Gaynor. It might sound familiar... 😉

[@thegoatchild3545]

@@ARCoventry You don’t say?!😛😁

[@markb4168]

Just turned it on but tou know i gotta thumbs up both channels! .... can't lie the theme song has been stuck in my head all week without a want for cake...the dogfish head been lovely, thanks for the psyop government!

[@bunnybangz]

Best part of my wknd thank you guys 💜

[@lonelychef875]

You should get out more

[@capealio]

Yeah, thats depressing to know. I mean its a great podcast but you need to socialize a little probably. Cheers

[@nickkerr5714]

Shes on phub

[@MahckMedia]

I make it an obligation to thumbs up both you and Mark's videos that come out simultaneously lol

[@PetersEnglishSchool]

If you head but someone hard it doesnt hurt it just feels like a numb tingling sensation...love the pod keep em comming

[@personsname0]

Qpll

[@cwmusicmilitia35]

Jackets on point fellas!

[@jordanschneider5262]

This podcast should be more recognized. Great topics of conversation. Great jokes. Keep it going guys. Yall are awsome

[@lisabrummett6075]

Love watching two gorgeous funny men just shoot the shit.

[@andrewyuen5]

21:38 "they've done family members, they've done interracial, they've done old and young, they've done... [very long pause]" i feel like i understand the breadth of normand's porn consumption

[@JayRendelACesa]

already finished watching all your videos/shows/specials fatty's, love it all, more to come plzz

[@dmartin32boiler]

putting recs on the google watchlist - hud is phenomenal. just watched josey wales. loved it.

[@gregharwood71]

Gaffigan does that horse bit

[@benavila5996]

the Peloton iPhone bit was gold, keep that Mark

[@Corborbin]

LOL I love that Sam remembers the Sean Penn “one of our finest actors” line. So cringe...I love Jude Law but I think about that every time I see him

[@jasonharding1522]

Shout out to the real life Bert and Ernie

[@boredtoodeath58]

Sams shoe game is undeniable at this point

[@caivsivlivs]

also black cherry is also a flavor mark dont worry

[@lookatthispod]

Kyle dunnigan has an amazing bit on horses !

[@anthonyecantrell]

Damn Mark, mango is the BEST flavor!

[@Iamwatchinit]

Don`t you know "White Claw Gabe"? He is already a legend. F*ck yeah

[@jean-danielpotie6624]

thank you for this, really appreciate what you guys do

[@Merchelloful]

Albanian here, you're giving us too much of a reputation to uphold, Sam. Awesome episode, BTW.

[@benpreston2163]

47:47 def was the white house correspondesnts dinner

[@fernandofloresgarcia9965]

You guys should try kosako blueberry 🫐 made in Mexico... Uh baby with 2 you'll be hammered!!!

[@zachl.1084]

Fuckin forgot this shit was droppin slappwd the youtube logo and it was chillin there

[@neuvisean1739]

Just a couple of queefs and some white claws

[@kaijuseansy8122]

After years of listening to standup and podcasts I have now refined it to perfection. I only listen to this and cumtown.

[@ScruffMcGruff91]

Rec on the note of no non marvel superhero movies: the boys and invincible on amazon prime. Hope this doesn't go unnoticed on an old episode.

[@markschroder1663]

Have a good week everyone!

[@vincentrodriguez4557]

Live in San Antonio Mark. Do you have a site to get more info? Would love to see ya live. Thanks! I can see a night of white claws soon! 🥸🥸🥸

[@earlymorningpodcast]

I’m jrunk and want y’all to roast my first mic, COMEDY!

[@Trolltastically]

Show recommendation - Life and Times of Tim. Steve Dildarian made it and it’s so and underrated. Dark and dry humor and just kills me no matter how much I watch it. If you like Rick and Morty, you’ll probably like it

[@whataloadofbollox]

I saw that a few years ago and was very miffed they didn't do more, also Mike Tyson Mysteries was very good and under-rated.

[@whataloadofbollox]

just looked them up and they are both rated 8.1 on imdb :)

[@FluxCapt]

is there a way we can send in bottles or suggest them somehow?

[@kaijuseansy8122]

That's a cool idea! PO BOX PLEASE!

[@vincentrodriguez4557]

Yes! P.O. Box info! 🥃🥃🥃🍻🍻🍻

[@Mrs_Small]

My new favorite comedy pod☺️💯

[@SirrAHMiller]

I was auto-played here after being auto-played from Sam's special. I am not disappointed.

[@hatphonestapler22]

Yes! Love these guys

[@sobergirlsclub]

You guys should add the entertainer and movie references you make in the bio!

[@ltdattnspn]

seen The Comedians? billy Crystal and Josh Gadd. Hilarious

[@kristiandepue5374]

Guy f*cks horse is a headline where I come from.

[@biancadistefano7612]

What are you guys saying during the opening song? 🤔

[@wolfgangcho9236]

I don’t mind the remake of the heart break kid

[@bentleybeads8147]

At first I thought the music was so cringy but. Is it’s lit 🔥

[@caivsivlivs]

mango white claw is good

[@santaclause6182]

I am sober except the crack. Thora Birch tids

[@trkddy]

Now I want a drink

[@mgoldfish2026]

A bar aesthetic would suit the set. Maybe something the guys would consider?

[@peateargriffin25]

Rowan Atkinson doesn’t speak?! Please watch Blackadder (although skip season 1). It was an amazing comedy with a cast of characters satirising different times in history. It has cast members like Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Rick Mayal… please watch! Also, he was great in sketch comedy before then too

[@thegoatchild3545]

Pretty much the greatest sitcom of all time. 👍👍

[@Buk99]

Blackadder 2 is fabulous. Lord Flashart, Queenie and ‘Bob’ 👌🏼

[@thegoatchild3545]

I appreciate season 1, even though the tone is very different. And the changes in characters, of course

[@qpap12]

Californication is the best anti-hero comedy from the 2000s

[@gaba_goblin]

Fat bellies on malnourished ppl: Stomach distension is caused by systemic failure post extreme malnutrition, particularly loss of tissue strength/mucous membranes due to reduced albumin/protein levels. Low protein causes altered osmotic pressures aka causes fluid to pass unusual boundaries in the body, hence fluid collection despite dehydration/emaciation. So low protein>weak mucosal walls>fluid retention>distention and also liver failure/injury can always cause ascites or belly fluid retention on its own. It's extremely dangerous to the body's electrolyte system and cardiac control. Now ya know.

[@mrs.h2725]

Also worms. Couple of my coworkers have been with the Doctors Without Borders program in Africa and Mexico. Without a reliable clean water source or food preservation, some villages end up infested with parasites. One nurse told me about a baby in a Mexican orphanage she went to pick up to stop it crying, and ‘buckets’ of worms exploded out of its butt when she lifted him.

[@gaba_goblin]

@@mrs.h2725 not that I like like this, but holy hell, if it's not one form of torture it's another or both.... So weird how this can be the best day and age for the few lucky, and just another day in historical hell for the majority.

[@ipepz101]

Keep doing these

[@sk8legendz]

I'm with Mark. Credit cards too flimsy.

[@brianviera9539]

Black Cherry was vile...anyone tried those hard kombuchas?

[@killerdeviant]

Love the pod. Been here since you changed the name the 2nd time!

[@Frozen_Bean]

Pod don't lie. Great name for a podcast, you can really tell sam is bball fan.

[@ryanscottadkins]

great ep

[@NzStumpyTech]

you might be drunk, ..... you uploaded it TWICE

[@adampace8583]

Never used credit either. F*ck that.

[@SamBassComedy]

I had no idea that there was an original Heartbreak Kid. Mark is going to get his ID stolen by using his debit card all the time.

[@blembezzle5073]

Mark also if someone steals your debit card info they can take YOUR money. With a credit card they steal VISA or AMEX's money and you're only responsible for the first $50

[@mwara2444]

Aoki sounds like an Asian flavored infused aoli

[@cobeliu]

Mark, read the Watchman

[@lynno1974]

Mark, for the love of god get an assistant! You would have free trips around the world using a credit card !!! Take the plunge, you will actually make more money with an assistant and you can focus on what's important.... COMEDY!

[@louiearmstrong]

Imagine flying as much as he does and not getting 3x miles and lounges for $550/yr

[@lynno1974]

@@louiearmstrong I was ambivalent toward Mark getting an assistant until I heard this...the air miles, the lounges, free top end luggage, upgrades, DOOOD, we have virtual assistants now, you don't even have to meet with them! No eye contact needed! LOL!

[@ginonunez4460]

lol. I sold cutco

[@matttomlinson5356]

Honestly mark is smart af not having credit ya dont owe shit might not have credit but I'm sure hes got cash so hes fine..

[@OnEwHoRiDesLinEs]

Charles Grodin from The Heartbreak Kid died last month (😱)

[@thegoatchild3545]

Thank you Sam! Finally someone said it out loud - "Friends" is seriously overrated. Here's my rec: "Coupling". In a way it's an English take on Friends, just a thousand times funnier. Thank me later. 👍

[@brownkemosabe]

Ufff no comparison! Coupling is too amazing, shouldn't be in the same sentence.

[@thegoatchild3545]

@@brownkemosabe Good point, but I think most Americans have never heard of it.👍

[@fancytoxicsoda]

I'm with Mark. Im a cash only guy. I hate the debt process.

[@Trolltastically]

Oh hi Mark! Can I get Sam’s number? Thanks bro. How are you?

[@Groompledink]

Kwashiorkor - African kid belly distension, lack of protein in diet leads to a deficiency in the protein albumin which is important for maintaining fluids between compartments of the body. The lack of it leads to fluid accumulation in abdomen, giving you that beer belly.

[@griffinbohm7347]

Man I really liked the old intro song better :(

[@STINCTEAM702]

🔥

[@No5elfCTRL]

Black Cherry is def the best White Claw

[@limpnoodle68]

36:54

[@zacharylogue380]

Jim gaffigan only did 10 minutes on horses

[@kristiandepue5374]

I was gonna say, I know someone has done material similar to their spitballing horse - and Jim Gaffigan was my first guess.

[@ibrahimshaoor8430]

Speaking of horses, you should watch Bojack Horseman

[@rossthomson1779]

Why the hate for the Heartbreak Kid remake? I love that dumb movie

[@SuZySueSuzyQ]

W H I T E C L A W I S T H E L A W !!! If you can find it, check out the Pineapple!!!

[@feaskoh]

If your not doing something when listening to a podcast your wasting your life

[@zachl.1084]

Lit

[@KilbrideComedy]

Yay!!!

[@ShawnHaning]

Rick & Morty is great. Definitely top 5 all time. Highly recommended. I can't wait for the new season to drop 6/20/21.

[@lizblakey828]

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

[@kingdavid_esq]

Is the theme song supposed to be bad?? Because it leans towards awful..

[@shaggytupoc71]

A1

[@zachl.1084]

20:27 u

[@victordaker]

Stagecoach Rye... c'mon guys, that's the name!

[@PwnerforhighER]

Gotta change that intro song bois it's dumpster quality

[@smartool]

I've been holding off for a couple of episodes now but, I really don't like the intro song, sorry.

[@michealsmith28]

NO

[@mwara2444]

Line drinks in a bottle/can is artificial flavors,. And that's why it was aste horrible to fresh

[@rahb-rtdusenberry7196]

Man card removed.

[@blackermarket123]

Watch Rick and Morty