We Might Be Drunk Ep 37: Martini Time

[@gummybrain]

Sam's descent into slurry drunkenness was very satisfying to watch.

[@Theothesleeper]

It was kinda cringe actually 😂 only cus mark wasn't drunk with him. You could see mark feel a little bad at times 😂😂😂😂 relatable

[@charliec2966]

Sam keeps adding to his MANLINESS: Can't drive Can't ride a bike Pees sitting down

[@charliec2966]

@@Jizanthapus funny stuff

[@treylyde999]

Wipes from back to front

[@charliec2966]

@@treylyde999 says Mommy instead of Mom

[@garretttringale436]

@@treylyde999 whats wrong with that?👀

[@LuckyLuch1]

@@garretttringale436 he's in his late thirties, that's what's wrong.

[@dustinsweepstakes9072]

DRINKING GAME: -Sam does a Dangerfield impression -Mark Burps -Repeat a story -Sam reveals another way his dad let him down (shave, drive, ride a bike) -Marks childhood PTSD comes back to haunt him -Sam says the first peeve --Mark says cunt / queef / jew joke -Seinfeld is mentioned -Either guy complains about their gal comment if you have other ones Cheers!

[@drgreenthumber]

were done for with the dangerfield impresh

[@forgottenbelongings]

lol the repeat stories always confuse me. I'm like is this a new episode or have i listened to them say this months ago

[@brownkemosabe]

Anytime Sam mentions Vermouth. He's obsessed with Martinis and Manhattans

[@MkRodos19]

Mention of new york/ older movies and movie stars (pacino, de niro, scorcese, marlo brando) Sam says how much he likes film noir

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

Think u covered it

[@MrJaredG]

Bartenders oath: must not let Mark drive over the limit

[@audiogus2651]

Good job BJ!

[@richardcostello8417]

Lo[

[@danspringer12]

"All Along the Watchtower"- Jimi Hendrix did the cover of Bob Dylan

[@Yochillitsthatserious]

I hope they didn’t spend too much time not knowing this

[@msgmademefat]

“Knockin on heavens door” Gn’R did the cover of also, Bob Dylan

[@madgreek253]

"The man that sold he world" from nirvana. Original by David Bowie.

[@GymAndSun]

Nice. Also - Johnny Cash - Hurt and Whitney - I Will Always Love You

[@TalkingThrones]

My favorite song of all time. Love Jimi's rendition.

[@Scottaaa]

I always love the rodney banter

[@olliefelicione277]

been waiting all week for this ep! cant get enough of these queefs

[@briangalloway3684]

😂😂😂

[@Webbie2689]

Never thought I could get frustrated watching two men struggle to open a couple of mason jars 😂

[@leeleeleelee420]

RIGHT WITH YOU BROTHER. AND I THOUGHT I WAS FUSSY :D

[@AgendaInMind]

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.

[@fisty539]

@@AgendaInMind I'm not reading all that, but your wrong

[@ryank7806]

Watching Sam open the jars is just ridiculous. I understand everything about him now. 🤣

[@sandiasurfers3174]

“You an olive guy or a pickle guy?” As a Tastebuds fan I’m well versed on this topic

[@AlejandroGomez-tr1kn]

Great to see a tastebuddy in here too !!I have been loving all of tastebuds and we might be drunk lately

[@marcoramos4873]

And so my Sunday evening begins. Thank you gentlemen.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Mark drinking a martini then casually bringing up that he has to rent a car after. And this mans getting married. Never change mark. 😂😂

[@PretENDOgolf]

Lol and he gets cut off on his own show 🤣😂🤣😂

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@PretENDOgolf right! Dude came in and was like I'm saving you and have a water😂😂 sounded kinda pissed when he said "you could've told me lol

[@dzind]

I Think You Should Leave is HILARIOUS. Great Rec. Sloppy Steaks is an all-time sketch. I was crying laughing.

[@weatheredmn3237]

Drinkin PBR with a pickle and watching my favorite show. Love you guys

[@imthepopcornman]

that gave me a good chuckle thanks

[@brownkemosabe]

I'm in India now and damn I miss PBR

[@seanmatthewking]

@@brownkemosabe lol it's cheap beer, you can't miss it that much

[@ShotgunSeanny]

100% back the "Detroiters" rec, so happy I found it through clips put up on youtube. That show kills

[@teddy______]

It was ok… but paid 0% homage to actual Detroit stuff. Any real references made it kinda cringy. What It’s Alway sunny did with/for Philadelphia that made it kinda special if u know what I mean✌️✌️

[@fartooeasy7315]

"Tell me whats in it , Apron!" Haha Dan is a good sport.

[@raffin2040]

best part of the pod is reviewing each others recc's from the previous week. Val was incredible. Blew me away. Thanks for the recc!!

[@darkarts3395]

Love how Sam attempts to get mad at Mark for driving after the show lol this podcast is so genuine

[@PaulJones124]

And then gets drunk himself, literally taking one for the team. Wholesome!

[@wrenlinwhitelight3007]

Every day there is a new WMBD podcast, I set my alarm for 5 AM, open my curtains and crack open a cold pint of Stoli and a cigar and chill with Mark and Sam through sunrise. Little gay, lotta of fun. Cheers my fellow drunks!

[@quickdrawcowboy]

Why?

[@tumblingdice2694]

4:35 three dog night, mark with the 70s band reference this is why I love this pod

[@RC360]

That Malice in the Palace doc was great, although I wish they would have added more than what we already knew. Jermaine is a great guy, but Big Ben is my all time favorite. Also, again, no pretzels!!

[@mattallan6338]

Tremendous

[@tkstone717]

So excited for another episode. Love this show

[@prafuldeshpande6474]

Sam got so drunk in the second half 😂😂😂

[@michaelhallen2808]

My favorite way to wind down a Sunday. Love the show,boys. Love Biscoff, hate pretzels. I love a filthy martini, but I'm sipping a Macallan 18 tonight.

[@durplehaze6484]

Do a podcast with Dan Soder! That would be quality

[@PretENDOgolf]

I would back this 1000%

[@motttta]

Sam, my respect for you went up 500% after you talked about red wine. You should come to Portugal, that's all we drink! Love it. (edit: before people say it's not all we drink, it's a figure of speech, but it's what we drink the most, and we have super amazing wines and incredibly cheap too for the amazing quality)

[@michaelritenour265]

Lights Out would be a great name for Sam’s next special.

[@youribouhof7969]

Not knowing that knocking on heavens door is from Bob Dylan but Mark still manages to mention him 15 minutes later. Respect

[@seanmatthewking]

They guessed Rolling Stones and the Beatles 😂 And then Mark couldn't comprehend that Cash covered nine-inch nails lol You can tell their comedy references are a little stronger lmao

[@LadyOwl]

My two favorite comics. 🙏

[@SaVVySoSSa]

Alien ant farm - smooth criminal

[@Elijah-fc3ex]

Love this podcast, and I always get great movie recommendations from you guys riffing

[@RatchetPo]

sam morill is literally an automated dangerfield quote generator and we love it

[@inkonpaperhero]

34:00 Mark gets the Louis joke wrong. The joke is not that Louis gets blamed for Big Jay's shit, it's that Louis is waiting outside the bathroom, Big Jay comes up and bangs on the door and tells the person to get out, and then he leaves and Louis takes the blame for pounding on the door. He also does the bit in the special Shameless.

[@seanmatthewking]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYCYlmSKiLlkaLM here it is

[@glockwitabeam9417]

Yall are the best man i look forward to every mfn episode and yall are really my favorite comedians. Yall are at the top of the comedy game. Proud of yall

[@JBGC916]

Top five! Mark Norman sound: Ahhhhhhh

[@a.k.4o]

His duck/ cat sound

[@glenmavendigitalpublishing]

9 minutes in and I'm so happy that there's more to come, love this podcast. Have a margarita with the guys

[@cortez47]

I got to see Mark last night, and got to meet him too. It was my first comedy show. I told him so while taking a picture. I believe his words were “I took the hymen!” Hahaha thanks. Comedy!

[@jerrilehane7815]

Oh you guys just changed tshirts,ya can't FOOL me & you'll never get me Lucky Charms!

[@williamfoster5150]

This podcast and AYG save my Sundays

[@KevinC1990]

Anything better with Bill Burr and Paul Virzi is pretty good too 👍

[@catherinegilliam4202]

“I was thinking of having suicidal thoughts” 🤣😂 Well, at least you weren’t actually having those thoughts!

[@proqualityla9920]

“I mean we’re drinking in a podcast… we’re pushing some shit down I’m sure” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PanatonicGaming]

That jerry text was brutal 😂😂

[@kforkunt2760]

Great episode

[@michaelhallen2808]

Dennis Farina starred in a great 80s show,Crime Story.

[@morticianjosh7116]

Sam: “This is why driving is stupid.” I concur! You’re both gentlemen & scholars in my opinion but I might be drunk…..

[@bernardblack6116]

They mentioned my rec's... I love these guys!!!!!!!!

[@KentusMaximos]

35:30 In all fairness as a professional bartender, he can't keep feeding him drinks if he knows Mark is going to drive right after. Mark just put him in a tough spot, he can't keep feeding him drinks on camera when Mark stated his intention to drive a car drunk. Its a liability issue.

[@quirky559]

That text Mark sent to seinfeld is a segment on a footy show in Australia called "The Matty Johns show". They call it "Make Matty a man" and they got him to drive manual(stick) and reverse a trailer with a boat on, it's pretty funny.

[@blackbluestudio6338]

The Batman of bartenders. Digging this pod.

[@user-wg6hm3wo9p]

Kids vs a drought could be a bridge for Mark's bit

[@FeasableOption]

Loving the podcasts fellas. 2 words cocktail napkins. I say this because I care. 🍻 🍸 Enjoy!

[@Zoso37123]

Love the exit music, great change!!!

[@vstvk]

This was the best lighting in the new studio yet...

[@lowenderjones]

Covers That Are Better Than The Originals: All Along The Watch Tower - Jimi Hendrix Valerie - Amy Winehouse You Just Keep Me Hanging On - Vanilla Fudge Bonus: a song you probably didn't know was a cover is Black Magic Woman by Carlos Santana. It's originally a Peter Green/Fleetwood Mac song, and I believe Green's is better: although Santana's is more popular.

[@ElMundoSuave]

Superstar by Sonic Youth? Can't Hardly Stand It by the Cramps? I actually cannot decide to this day which I like more.

[@brownkemosabe]

I love Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac. The greatest FM era for me.

[@witchywoman2437]

@@brownkemosabe I agree. While I love knicks forever. Peter Greens bluesy influence was my favorite.

[@witchywoman2437]

Totally agree. Santana’s version is great-but FM did it better. It’s unfortunate they weren’t as famous at the time to be better known for it.

[@gongqi67]

It's great fun watching Sam's face change as he gets lit up like a fire fly. Van Halen's cover of the Kink's You Really Got Me is a great cover.

[@cindyo6298]

To Die For was good! The TV version of Get Shorty was absolutely fantastic.

[@ryangreene50]

There’s a lot there with that climate bit, I can see totally see Mark doing that

[@pranzata]

Dolly Parton wrote “ I will always love you “ and Whitney Houston cover got all the credit

[@GeneBurnett]

I like Dolly's version much better.

[@shealynmcmahon9430]

The lighting is so much better omg 😅

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

I'm so very happy to read this comment. We have come a long way! Thank you

[@witchywoman2437]

Wow! You got a direct response from them! Lol I haven’t seen that before.

[@MrJaredG]

Just saw Marks poster at Comedy on State in Madison. I missed Sam's show earlier this summer.

[@avezza4]

Neil Young's "Into the Black" cover by The Chromatics is a moody and atmospheric masterpiece.

[@robertedwards9861]

speakin of Entourage, Val playing the sherpa is the best thing ever put on a screen

[@Los47]

31:25 From here onwards it became another classic. 😂😂😂

[@veaarthur3655]

Pickled Queefs!

[@brianjoyce9040]

Two strong voices, and Sam ‘owns’ this hour

[@mico_wrlddd]

I swear, I would love to see the Jerky Boys become revived with new comics, with new takes in respect to the originals. It would especially be great if Sandler, you guys and others like attell and such got in on it.

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

The Need to Dance from Vol 4 is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life

[@Ahrtemis87]

Glad they said NIN/Cash cover

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

20:41 Ah Mark, you are just too good oh the responses! 53:00 haha! Perfect! 1:07:31 that candy crush bit was funny but the struggles are real! Sam you mentioned you had a ps4, I would LOVE to see you play Ghost Of Tsushima!

[@HBZ]

39:10 Johnny Cash's cover of Nine Inch Nails - Hurt is probably one of the best covers out there. So much so that Trent Reznor stated that that is no longer their song and when someone like Johnny Cash covers it that well then it is now his song. edit: lol I hadn't gotten to the part where they said NIN - Hurt when I originally posted this comment.

[@thebarf9235]

"Tell us what we got, there apron!" haha.

[@dawg.fo0dtattoos599]

watching Sam keep going back to those pickles..... i just bought 4 jars

[@SLD1]

Bald guy bit - what about the comb over, it's like planting pine trees to hide the deforestation?

[@frusciantenc]

Songs where the cover is better: “All along the watchtower” - Jimi Hendrix covering Bob Dylan “Hurt” - Johnny Cash covering Nine Inch Nails “Man who sold the world”- Nirvana covering David Bowie “Lake of fire” - Nirvana covering the Meat Puppets “Respect” - Aretha Franklin covering Otis Redding “99 red balloons” - Goldfinger covering Nena “Hold on, we’re going home” - Arctic monkeys covering Drake (Drake’s original is better IMO but a lot of people prefer the AM cover)

[@witchywoman2437]

Nirvanas cover of Led Belly’s Where Did You Sleep Last Night should definitely be mentioned! I love that song so much! Johnny Cash’s Hurt version is so haunting, especially having once been married to an addict.

[@bodgertime]

39:25 Bob Dylan you Jack asses ! 57:10 Here’s a playlist of covers, kzbin.info/aero/PLubug6BndRhh0pcTam6ULNcvjwZqz_3Jw

[@bodgertime]

43:53 Alex English , most points in the NBA in the 80s

[@Trashious12345]

Detroiters was such an underrated show.

[@olivertaylor9125]

I'm laughing about how inane and repetitious that wine conversation was at around 51:00. It was like you were both stuck on repeat haha

[@Frozen_Bean]

Less stable than a miami condo 😂 i luv mark and his quips.

[@SadieMaeStuart]

You GOTTA watch I Think You Should Leave, Normand!!!! The coffins 😭😭 the steaks 😭

[@prafuldeshpande6474]

Can somebody please give me the link to the Toyota Camry commercial?

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Link in description

[@prafuldeshpande6474]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Thank you so much guys! Love from Delhi, India ❤️🙏

[@brownkemosabe]

@@prafuldeshpande6474 Indian viewer here in Pune, high five!

[@prafuldeshpande6474]

@@brownkemosabe Hi five! I'm from Delhi

[@SerDunk]

Heey, COMEDY!!!

[@dcool2u2]

"10" was another Dudley Moore movie

[@pjonesfm]

It’s the credits music for me haha

[@Theothesleeper]

Lol take me around central park and teach me shift itll be funny 😂 what was mark thinking thats so embarrassing 😂😂

[@michaelgoldstein8959]

Dude that south park movie picture on that desk is pretty badass, I consider trey and Matt my gryos

[@bl00df4rt]

Watching Sam attempt to disarm that jar was the most stressful thing I’ll do today.

[@teelorp8306]

For the hairline bit could be something about in investing in coastal property

[@austinellis6451]

Just for brags sake. My teacher is a student of Thomas Kellar. Also 'nobody's- bob odenkirk/rza brilliantly filmed in Winnipeg.

[@crypticalenvelopment]

I like the Dead's version of "Knocking on Heaven's Door"

[@ryanriley746]

I Think You Should Leave by Tim Robinson on Netflix is some of the greatest comedy I’ve ever seen. Mark is right, the episodes are like 15 minutes. Sam is right, he doesn’t bat 1.000 but man does he get close. And every hit is a home run

[@5after4am]

Knocking on heaven's door was written by Bob Dylan.

[@adamgardener8624]

Love martinis and love this theme song

[@avecplaisirmusic]

Top ten eps!

[@kellymcgrath5541]

I end up with a hangover every monday... thanks MARK... psh

[@sk8legendz]

Those "Drunken Rodney Tourettes" is real lol

[@zeravenserdna9604]

Mark does not let that drink out of his hands for a second, must be a safety blanket

[@MINESINCLINED]

wow, marc is being a really nice guy on this one

[@emilylowrance7930]

Mad World by tears for fears covered by gary jules

[@mikejunior5825]

Nothing makes you wanna name drop like holding a martini

[@brownkemosabe]

Cover better than the original. An example I can think of is Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah. Obviously there's Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower, Stevie Ray Vaughn - Little Wing, Fleetwood Mac - Need Your Love So Bad, Donny Hathaway - I love you more than you'll ever know, etc..

[@garretttringale436]

Nirvana man who sold the world

[@_nosocial]

“Dry Rub” is such a great Nickname lmao 😂😂