We Might Be Drunk Ep 38: The Golden Gate Bridge

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Thanks to Argyle Wine for getting us drunk. Thanks to Matt (a different person from Salacuse) for producing and Gotham for hosting.
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0:00 Intro
0:20 Show Begins
3:37 Rodney
4:45 Nirvana Kid
6:08 Argyle Wine - argylewinery.com/
9:43 Portland
11:20 Big Dick Baby
14:38 New Orleans Birthday
15:50 Doughnuts
18:26 Salacuse’s wrist story
19:24 Molly Shannon
21:24 Marisa Tomei
23:24 Mark Burp
25:02 Sam Rec - The Insider
29:48 Mark Rec - Roadrunner
32:10 2nd Bottle Pop
33:12 LA Takedown Trailer
37:42 The Bridge
40:30 Mark Burp
45:23 Queen's Gambit
46:35 Sam Rec - Overnight Oats
48:50 Sam Peeve - Hidden Ghost Pepper
49:43 Mark Burp
52:33 Mark Peeve - “Hey, you sleeping?”
56:10 Better Help - BetterHelp.com/DRUNK 10% off First Month
58:04 Mark’s Bit - Technology is better/people are worse
1:10:47 South Park - Wicked
1:13:27 Sam’s Bit - Sex During Movies
1:17:08 10 Things I Hate About You
1:19:51 Drunk Flight Attendant
1:21:35 Tour Dates
1:22:47 Sam’s Doc Trailer: • Sam Morril: Full Capac...
1:24:16 Mark Burp
1:24:22 Closing Credits

[@cb7pwn]

anyone else discover this show late, and is now watching every single episode in reverse? lol its consistent comedy greatness

[@collegechik3]

YES and LOVING it.

[@heidisymonds4382]

Just doing this right now 😂,wasn't keen on Sam before but warmed to him greatly

[@SweeshFeesh]

Same!

[@jamesremington8536]

It’s perfect for work😂

[@VelvetLavaDesign]

I watched the first chunk, got distracted by Rick Glassman for 250 episodes, came back and started fresh and it feels like home 😌

[@partlydave2]

The number of Rodney impressions Sam does is directly correlated with how many drinks he's had. Edit: I’m not complaining. Just observing. I personally don’t mind it and find it silly. Let the boys be silly!

[@twisted_tony]

Maybe he started drinking before the pod? He made it about three and half minutes into the pod before grabbing his imaginary tie.

[@guybehindtheguy.]

I’ll tell ya

[@briangalloway3684]

@@guybehindtheguy. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Fender0ckreR]

It's the fucking worst.

[@ThizzyWailer]

@@twisted_tony It's the first five minutes every week

[@codyfrye9030]

48:44 "Inside Man, that's the gay porn." Mark always with that quiet quickness. You're the man, Mark! Killed it on TYSO, too. Both times.

[@pangiabz]

Mark: “I like ‘Heat!’ Especially in my oatmeal!” 😂🤣

[@SuperBrentendo89]

Love how Mark has seen 3 episodes of Rick and Morty and is still referring to Rick as “the grandpa”

[@jasonl9515]

you can tell he doesnt like it, I think he just doesnt want to disagree with Sam lol the only person mark is comfortable disagreeing with is joe.

[@SuperBrentendo89]

@@jasonl9515 I’m sure he at least enjoys the parts when characters speak the name, Jerry

[@alexdavid8877]

Invite Dave Attell for an episode you queefs! Great pod as Always

[@tsedubgyatso]

Hell yeah! Although he’s sober now, gotta get him an ODouls

[@Tacit_Tern]

@@tsedubgyatso I once gave an Alcoholic an O'doules and he treated it as an excuse to act the same way. He was psychosomatically drunk. ....and passed out in the restaurant. 0% Alcohol.

[@tonymarselle8812]

Attell probably wouldn’t do it.

[@mfschassis]

Sitting through a hurricane, drinking wine and smokin some tweed. Great time for this podcast

[@mfschassis]

@@sharon88865 nah over on the MS coast

[@richardhinojosa7723]

Mark got's that Constanza wallet.

[@TPilly]

He's in shape and in 12 years he'll need a hip replacement from that thing

[@DanielAllenLuka]

He is one free guitar lesson away from that thing blowing up

[@kjnewell7243]

How many “one of the best movies” does Sam have!?!? Haha love these guys.

[@AngelOnHiatus]

At least one per episode, haha

[@GahMorninJulia]

34:49 Blurring out the plumbers crack makes it that much funnier. 😄

[@twisted_tony]

Thanks boys! I've been not patiently waiting all day for this. Almost 90 minutes. Time to have a few and enjoy.

[@Blooperman122334]

With the new backdrop and the ever-growing cast of characters, this is beginning to assume a casual, salon-like energy.

[@alecm_9459]

Lol true

[@DumbDub]

I have tickets to Mark at Red Rocks in September & Sam at Comedy Works in October! So excited to see you guys, thank you for all the free entertainment you give us and also for getting me into pure comedy!

[@banehelsing7541]

Marks burps are like hidden treasures of bloopers real-time 😂

[@RhondaHasPinkEye]

Good stuff lads, love Sally sitting in and the longer ep

[@ryry9262]

Watching this because I cant sleep. Love how relatable yall are

[@wabb1e156]

listened on spotify just popped on youtube to say this is one of my favorite eps cause the Golden Gate bit. Gold!

[@johndoe09876]

When it comes to oat meal I'm a big proponent of using the McCann's Irish Steel Cut Oats and taking the time to cook it right. It's a nice ritual and the quality is noticeable.

[@timothyandrade8007]

You guys are awesome. I look forward to the next ep.

[@dickbudz2573]

Long time listener first time messenger. Love the show but please raise the volume on the mics. Let’s get drunk 🍻

[@THEBUBCHA]

can I might be drunk too?

[@KC-oq4yr]

6:20 in California. I’m currently drunk and throwing this on

[@briangalloway3684]

Yes, I may be as well?

[@b0ssatr0n91]

When my girlfriend won't let me between the legs after I get home from the bar bc "you are drunk" , I ask the same question

[@SuperTed.]

Maybe.

[@DrunkInPublic]

Bahahahahahhaha

[@casey4956]

Sams Rodney impression cures my depression

[@mattbrinkman7294]

Always good vibes, easy listening, love you guys

[@charliec2966]

SAM gets Manlier every week: Can't drive-pees sitting down- can't swim- can't ride a bike-drinks Rose

[@PraiseJesusChristourKing]

I dont listen to this podcast to hear matts voice...ever

[@davidperez5089]

Can't ride a bike?!!? WTFF????

[@collegechik3]

There’s nothing manlier than being real and honest and not a poser. Sam is intelligent, hilarious, creative, has layers, is compassionate towards everyone, is a great friend, and a hard worker. Please keep keepin’ it real. You’re helping the rest of us be ourselves too!

[@ericarredondo8006]

I love the blurred butt crack part. Best part of the show! 😂

[@collegechik3]

Yes, I just love how real you all are. I love how Sam and Mark are nice to Sal, Matt, and the female bartender/mixologist. Her name escapes me atm, but I think everyone has awesome input and I’m so glad they are all involved!

[@natalies2687]

My we might be drunk plaque made it into the ep! Woohoo lol how exciting! It looks good! :)

[@brandenneves6028]

Can you guys please turn up the mics.

[@jumbolumps666]

And can Sam please talk into his mic?

[@jacobalderman105]

Love the Rodney impression

[@ML-kx9gz]

I dunno if the guys read chat, but I actually met Brian Dennehy years ago when I worked retail he was shooting a movie at my alumni mater and when he came into the store he noticed a leak and asked how the weather has been lately, I'm like are you Brian Dennehy from Rambo and Tommy Boy? He goes "hoho, yep! well what's left of him!" because he had slimmed down this is probably like a decade ago lol RIP!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Woah thats a cool story

[@a.k.4o]

34:48 blurring the crack is hilarious

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

😘

[@dcool2u2]

Will Ferrell's acceptance speech for Mark Twain Award!! Well constructed stand-up.

[@LiquidDaylight]

The best thing about Sunday evenings. 😁

[@davidperez5089]

This and talking sopranos, but it comes out too late. Cheers.

[@davidperez5089]

This and talking sopranos, but it comes out too late. Cheers.

[@SamAdams73]

Mark, you need to be cast in a tv show as an unsuccessful New Orleans private-eye, filmed with nods to film noir with narrated analogies

[@katew1357]

have come to love these dudes so fast, love how buzzed sam is in this ep

[@leeleeleelee420]

my favorite line from the insider from pacino is when he's in i think his editor's office and he's like: "THE CAT......is TOTALLY ouuttttaa the baaaaggg!" classic

[@oscarcaceres666]

You killed it in Portland man, looking forward to seeing mark on november

[@10use]

I thought I was better than this...Someone who believed in freedom of comedic expression at all costs...But...I have to admit...34:47 was proper use of censorship and editing.

[@witchywoman2437]

I always found it a little frustrating when I couldn’t properly hear Salacuse before so I like him having his own mic. Oh and I definitely relate to Marks sleep problems. One thing I’ve discovered recently is cbd helps make me drowsy enough to sleep waay more quickly and if I wake up I’m more likely to fall back asleep, which is normally really difficult for me. It’s not a miracle but I highly recommend it. I’d go with one made from hemp because the kind that even has trace amounts of thc makes you a bit spacey IMO. Melatonin for me personally makes me feel awful the next day even with lots of sleep.

[@KevinC1990]

Can't wait to hear the final product, Mark! Sounds like a killer bit

[@karaokewaywardson7543]

Love the long eps!!

[@raymondplanchette9673]

Sunday already? Some follow the Gregorian calendar, others the Julian. For the rest of us, there is WMBD.

[@xaviergoudreault6572]

I saw Anthony bourdain in Montréal last spring, swear to god it was him.. in an old corvette with the top down.. looked just a few years older than last time we saw him and put on about 20 lbs..

[@coreyyates3385]

Met Mark in Portland in 2019. Such a cool guy, he killed then said I had nice pants at the meet and greet. Can't wait to see the new material!

[@dicksuckley8102]

Lucky!

[@t.roysimmons]

I love the longer episodes!

[@michaelcolella6110]

The heat movie oatmeal call back was legend

[@pault9359]

I like the movie recs, keep them coming

[@poostik]

savoring for the work day tomorrow. See you at the Stress Factory!

[@danielvila7318]

Oh thank the drunken gods you uploaded this I need to get drunk and disassociate

[@nathanforan5107]

Love you guys.

[@jafb67]

Another great one! Team Marisa Tomei all the way!

[@questioneverthing870]

Wooo weee lookin good boys!

[@Funnydego]

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kirbyd]

sparkling is great as an appertif before dinner .

[@poochthedog8079]

Loving the SaliCam!

[@caivsivlivs]

joseph gordon-levitt took a few years off to have a raise a kid but he's back acting. new movies started coming out in 2020 and he has a show on apple tv+ called mr. corman that is currently airing

[@briangalloway3684]

My guy following JGL too. Welcome to the algo

[@caivsivlivs]

@@briangalloway3684 lol what can i say, i'm a fan of his

[@lostsoul2184]

23:35 I just love the idea of mark becoming Rick :))))))))))

[@landenmacco4709]

Ayyy I was at the show where that guy was yelling about the white knight joke 😂

[@davidperez5089]

Finally get to put a face to salycuse!

[@ThomasAndersonPhD]

I love how Mark says "I like the grandpa", referring to Rick in Rick & Morty. He sounds like a Boomer talking about The Facebook.

[@marcoramos4873]

Here we go!!! Comedy!!!

[@nagilum]

When are Mark's burps going to become Sam's pet peeves? Years from now if this podcast is still going strong or sooner?

[@dbrey2635]

I think very soon.

[@MaTTheWish]

It already is. Lol

[@kingbenjamin92]

The same day that Sam's Rodney riffs make it to Mark's peeves lol

[@div3083]

At least Mark’s burps are kinda cute compared to some of the borderline politically incorrect comments here and there that can also be a pet-peeve lol

[@shugarbage]

@@div3083”borderline politically incorrect” lol

[@prodbyhomealone]

i watched mark spill that wine like 15 times idk why it was so funny

[@davidperez5089]

Time stamp please, i missed it.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

7:30

[@austinellis6451]

Marks bit comment: technology is literally taking our jobs, flipping burgers and serving ice cream, self driving cars, predictive typing. You can send your whole day with one hand down the front of your pants. If your phone dies you rush to a charger, if someone falls off the boat you aren't the first person throwing a life preserver.

[@christophermichaels6569]

How could anybody dislike this podcast?

[@drewstaples9648]

Why a duck? Great little book on the table there gents!!!

[@bucsboyleable]

Give it a goog!

[@haleydunnigan1485]

Can’t wait for you to come to SF Mark!

[@mattl.7766]

Love you mark you are the true definition of a superhero 🥰

[@MIKEMOSSGONNAFLOSS]

I have a Rec, (FOUL PLAY) 1978, Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase.. .

[@justinroth2938]

IT ALL GOES BACK TO THA BRIDGE!!!

[@stevenpiontkowski220]

Couple a orange chickens. I'm in

[@dustymiller7120]

Mark's shootin from the hip!

[@michaelgoldstein8959]

How the hell is this channel not getting subscribers!!

[@Dino_Medici]

Do you guys gotta do a comp of sams Rodney bits 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zu89]

I like to drink beers to this podcast.

[@will6176]

Woah didn't know that about will ferrel. makes sense, looking back. when he gets angry, there's a seriousness to it thats hilarious

[@Ahrtemis87]

Favorite Pod rn... BUT, Mark is always louder; turn Sam's audio up.

[@allnothing581]

The world is broken because nobody drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Election is outstanding! Top 5 movies of all time, for me.

[@henryplaster1862]

Mark ur a damn genius w the technology bit

[@BrickTop06]

Sam's gotta guest on Joe and R- name talking movies. He's got legit movie knowledge.

[@adamgardener8624]

I really enjoy this theme song

[@GymAndSun]

I thought “overnight oats” was you have some before bed. Silly of me 😆

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

I eat during the night oats, I hire someone to stand over me while I sleep and spoon oats into my mouth.

[@haleydunnigan1485]

I’m with Mark on the old fashion donut 🔥

[@GeneBurnett]

Don't forget "Any Given Sunday" and "The Devil's Advocate" if you love Pacino.

[@toastedjoe1013]

When you see him at awards shows now, his eyes look vacant like he doesn't know where he is anymore.

[@phil_fr6732]

The volume is so low... And I'm listening with headphones

[@bodgertime]

Sam’s new special 34:02 “ I’m more of a Chardonnay guy “ ( then Sal’s pixelated plumber’s crack appears 34:53 ). Subtitle

[@bodgertime]

1:11:08. Here is some Cinema Tyler for Sam ; Kubrick Full Metal Jacket cinematography kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3zPm6yAa7OdeJo

[@roddydonn2328]

Idk how I fell about the third guy

[@briangalloway3684]

I use to wet the bed until I was 21... I feel you in the getting sleep and feeling like you are in roids. Usually your high energy level is due to your body reacting to no sleep. Get a good trauma therapist. Love you brother !!!

[@brycehammers]

when cazale says “wyoming” was an improv

[@toastedjoe1013]

The Bridge is a great documentary if you're looking to be depressed. The guy with the black leather coat has a surprise twist at the end: He jumps backwards.

[@ML-kx9gz]

mark is such a lush, watch when he pours the 2nd drink, he gives sam like a normal pour and then glub glub glub's in a full tall pour for himself lol

[@sweezy8004]

Anybody else hearing Rodney trying to escape Sam's body?

[@lostsoul2184]

every time mark says whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[@dylanperrella5215]

you guys are awesome! intro song stinks but you guys are great!!!

[@metalfreakneo2411]

1:19:05: Well, what can I say, I watched a lot of movies in my formative years on HBO (the one aired in Indian subcontinent, and had commercial breaks), and Star Movies (the one dedicated to South East Asia, but somehow our cable network subscribed to that, that channel had no commercial breaks). The commercial breaks were PEE BREAKS! My bladder gets cray cray when I'm watching a good movie/game/playing AoE, so, I'd just run back and forth to pee each time commercials would roll in. And watching movies on Star Movies for that reason was a special challenge! I still recall missing a few scenes of Hocus Pocus when I first watched it because it was morning show and I was watching the movie while eating breakfast! And another break was extremely significant for me, it was for Mortal Kombat (1995) movie, right before the Goro vs Cage fight. Boyyyyyy does that get on my nerves each time (yiss I'm a lifelong member of Anti Goro club since the first time I played MK, go hate on me!). Like gaaah! Commercial breaks are the reason I didn't get as many incidents of UTI as I probably would in pre teen and teen days!

[@_nosocial]

I love a good Sunday cocktail with the fellas!!

[@ricksanchez5696]

That south park pic got you two bloody tampons a new sub

[@sj33zy64]

that theme song is sicko mode

[@b0ssatr0n91]

The name of the episode lol, I'd bet serious money that was marks idea