We need to talk. (NOT CLICKBAIT)

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WE NEED TO TALK! In this video Girlfriend Reviews is EXPOSED as a LOVING couple who are TOTALLY having a great time right now! UH OH!
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[@amysteriousviewer3772]

We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled.

[@arvidfrykman9850]

As well as swindled, hornswoggled, been done dirty and led astray.

[@yeswebb5743]

We've been smeckledorfed

[@MrRightobobo]

Didn't expect rvb reference

[@t3tsuyaguy1]

Hoodwinked! Hoodwinked I say!

[@OpticOlympus]

@@MrRightobobo same

[@metacob]

Turns out the words "we need to talk" don't just make my heart sink if it's "my" girlfriend, it also works for "a" girlfriend.

[@icollectstories5702]

But what if she's your type? (Or "he?")

[@PeterIsATeacher]

My mom used to do this until my brother and I had an intervention with her about how she couldn't just text us that randomly without us assuming the worst

[@Vidrigsson]

Did you also think a baby was coming?

[@gui_saba]

@Vidrigsson yup! Hahahah

[@williamdavidm.l6665]

*wife

[@CorrectFossa]

Nothing makes shit seem like clickbait more than “NOT CLICKBAIT”

[@thearousedeunuch]

That's the joke, I would assume.

[@stolenshortsword]

Thanks, Magic!

[@thisjust10]

Hey they apologized first thing for the clickbait.

[@Marqan]

DEFINITELY NOT CLICKBAIT, 100% LEGIT

[@thisjust10]

@@Marqan all they did was talk so seems right

[@marcusthefluffy1033]

Dang it the clickbait worked

[@damianbilbo8205]

what do you mean? it says NO CLICKBAIT right there

[@xyoxus]

tl;dr or didn't watch: 1. 0:43 Booker (their dog) is fine 2. 2:34 Matt's GPU/motherboard was broken in terms of editing 3. 4:49 Shelby is streaming 4. 6:01 Shelby is voice-acting 5. 6:44 Shelby is on Cameo 6. 7:48 GFReviews are gonna be at Play Days (part of Summers Games Fest) 7. 8:20 they are going to ComicCon and were at PAX

[@MannyLaMancha]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[@thisjust10]

You forgot 10:01 Matt's dong

[@cheetah672]

Based, thank you!

[@carlotta4th]

Those are twitter posts--not separate video marterial.

[@thegibbehhh9430]

Saved me 10 minutes. Thanks homie.

[@NorthWinded]

I thought mom and dad was mad at me

[@NitPickerYT]

(Not Clickbait) Immediately after "Sorry for the clickbait!"

[@deadasfak]

Attention! Thank you for your attention.

[@azgerrr]

@@deadasfak you're welcome

[@Fluke1x]

Yeah that was the joke, thanks

[@TecraX2]

The boy who cried wolf...

[@astr0sauce]

bro got the joke

[@Techno963]

Me: I have a healthy relationship with the content creators I follow Also me: *has minor panic attack reading video title

[@smcdonough1427]

You don't have any relationship with them. They don't know you and you don't know them. Parasocial goon

[@Vidrigsson]

I just thought it was a baby

[@KingRidley]

You can't have a relationship with content creators You have relationships with people you interact with. Content creators create content, and you consume the content. You interact with the contact. That isn't a relationship.

[@BradTheAmerican]

@@KingRidley Google parasocial relationship

[@minhduong1484]

Same. My first thought was they were breaking up with me.

[@Im49th]

Congratulation on the new baby! I'm so happy for you both. Sorry to hear you're breaking up though.

[@Pitman856]

Vet tech here, Xylitol can be written as other names such as birch sugar on labels as well so keep that in mind everyone. Be safe out there!

[@visionhawk4403]

I have a question for you about Xylitol then, is it also toxic to cats as well? I don't have a dog but I don't know what I would do if I lost my cat. He refuses to eat people food anyway, but just in case. Thanks in advance!

[@camcam8819]

@@visionhawk4403for some reason xylitol causes insulin release in dogs so basically they get severe hypoglycemia and then they go into shock which can cause liver failure in dogs specifically. This process doesn’t happen in cats, so it just causes some stomach upset (which can also get out of hand if you don’t give them proper support but its certainly not as much of an emergency as in dogs)

[@kacheek9101]

​@@visionhawk4403Yes! No xylitol for kitties either

[@kacheek9101]

​@@visionhawk4403If you ever need to get a medication for your cat from a people pharmacy instead of directly from your vet, make sure there's no xylitol in it. Gabapentin, for instance, is given to kitties sometimes and most manufacturers use xylitol as an inactive ingredient

[@elowell85]

@@visionhawk4403yes, toxic to cats.

[@theshakyproject2971]

"I sure as hell ain't your dad, Pikachu." That was excellent. And hilarious. :)

[@louisjones2653]

Wow I can't believe you guys inherited an Oil Baron's fortune and are using it to make a new Shark Tales game!

[@CassiusItsOver237]

Oil money well spent!

[@supergluehotty]

The pregnant fish makeover simulator will be awesome.

[@MilkshakeGuruTTV]

NOOOOOOOO THEY GOT ME!

[@TheDarkSatirist]

Me too

[@jimballard1186]

Did they bait you into clicking?

[@MilkshakeGuruTTV]

@@jimballard1186 I have been JEBAITED

[@grodon909]

I've been tricked, fooled, and possibly bamboozled!!

[@taerikee]

Todd Howard saying "16 times the detail!" will always be funny to me

[@TheR999]

fixing you computer is always followed by asking yourself: "How long did i let myself stay in that hell?"

[@BartvG88]

Yeah, very relatable

[@predetor911]

🤔 let me guess, Shelby’s pregnant? “Sorry for the clickbait” R u kidding me 😂

[@Jeffro23_]

Please no, that would be horrible news, every channel I watch is being derailed by kids..

[@pent2]

​@@Jeffro23_Noooo! How dare people have children!

[@alexanderrahl7034]

​@Jeffro23_ bro doesn't just hate having kids himself, he hates it if the dancing monkeys who give him free entertainment, also have kids 😂😂😂 "Don't be happy! Dance for me slaves!"

[@Jeffro23_]

@@pent2 oh relax, I was mostly joking. Breeders are so sensitive.

[@pent2]

@@Jeffro23_ see the first comment could have been taken as hyperbole. But calling people "Breeders" is some terminally online behavior.

[@MrConnorgale]

Thanks for the update guys, I'm feeling more parasocial already :)

[@zalamundeer]

"I sure as hell ain't your dad... Pikachu." Hire her NOW

[@icyatlasartworks]

We've been bamboozled, tricked, even. (woooo new video) Geoff Keighley? That's my hunk, you get your hands off of him 😭

[@PaytonSwan]

"Every tiny change needed to be rendered so I could look at it" WAIT THAT'S NOT NORMAL????

[@ImOriginallyGreen]

Still waiting for the channel to be called “ex girlfriend reviews” now that youre married

[@JavZub]

Wouldn't it make more sense "Wife Reviews"?

[@ImOriginallyGreen]

@@JavZub (calling your wife an ex girlfriend is the joke)

[@Ahil982]

the whole video im thinking....Shelby's pregnant, Shelby pregnant, and Shelby is pregnant....

[@Liam_Mellon]

lol, join the club

[@therealewangaming]

wait she isn't? i'm still 2min into the video right now. urgh.

[@Frostycrypton]

Plot twist: Matt is pregnant.

[@SeanTube2099]

I thought they might be getting a divorce 😅😅

[@WhomGodGiveth]

I think the fact they talked about knitting had a baby toad next to them is pretty much confirmed. But not my business just my guess at the end of the day. Just glad they are doing well.

[@rozalindachesebro]

The Xylitol shit is so upsetting, because it is in *SO MUCH STUFF.* Our dog swiped a piece of nicorette gum once, thankfully I'm very perceptive when it comes to my pup's mischief, and also aware that Xylitol is poisonous to pups. So we got it from her before she could actually swallow it. But EVEN JUST LICKING THE SURFACE OF A XYLITOL PRODUCT CAN BE DEADLY. Just getting her teeth on it for like thirty seconds (most of which was actually spent running away from me because she didn't want me to take it from her) caused enough of a poisoning that she vomited (on her own, did not have to be induced) and needed to be watched. She was fine and didn't need to go to the vet, but it was a scary moment. If your dog has something in their mouth that has xylitol in it, call poison control, watch for vomiting, watch for their pupils constricting (pin-needles), put a little dab of honey on your fingers and swish it around their gums for a second (prevents hyperglycemia), and if there's ANY chance that some was ingested go to the emergency vet immediately.

[@obedear_]

Also in an entirely crappy move, some companies are using alternative names for it to make it sound less “chemically”. So watch out for things like wood sugar, birch sugar, and birch bark extract, because they’re just xylitol…

[@loading...4091]

@@obedear_ how messed up in the head do you have to be to see people's dogs getting poisoned and dying and have your first thought be "ah, a new market"

[@jaybonzii]

@@obedear_that's an American problem. Companies CANNOT rename ingredients in the EU

[@HeisenbergFam]

Shelby and Matt mastered the ability to troll you with titles

[@Hero5700]

Not gonna lie the shots of toad got me ugly laughing hard.

[@durp312]

“THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!”

[@checo5494]

Loving this Deadpool & Wolverine diner scene lighting

[@vedaryan334]

Giving us gamers the real girlfriend experience with this one

[@ArcGG]

I clicked so fast cause im weak and this kinda title will always get me 😂

[@intelgaming]

NEW COMPUTER BUILD RENDERING GOES BRRRR ⚡ Love the updates, you two ❤️

[@looks-suspicious]

And the CPU will destroy itself unless you set the right power limits. Yay!

[@Magnosummit]

​@@looks-suspicious that's not particularly hard to do, fortunately.

[@TANIMAYTO]

Happy anniversary!!!!!

[@TheOnlyTaps]

Great watch as always 👊🏿, looking forward to the upcoming videos

[@esportsfan2118]

"this could've been an email" the video.

[@btbesquire5]

they must have forgotten that the community tab exists

[@nathanielwiens6364]

I literally cannot put into words how much I love Matt's editing style.

[@bookbun4412]

I definitely got got by the title lololol! also I love how excited voice acting makes Shelby, as an audiobook girlie you can always tell when the actor has a good time performing!!!

[@Groovewonder2]

Your PCIe slot breaking is probably due to GPU sag. Get a support bracket for it or this will happen again. There's a reason those slots started coming with metal support structures, and now they're so big they'vr outgrown even those. The bracket will be like $20-30. Maybe a little more if you want Gamer Lights on it. Just make the investment now instead of surprise pain later. Also, always remove your GPU before transporting the PC, even if just to another room. Not worth the risk.

[@tsk5]

In an emergency, if your dog has eaten something they shouldn’t have, a tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide will induce vomiting. We had an emergency once where we couldn’t get our dog to a vet fast enough and the vet told us that over the phone. This only works if they haven’t digested enough for it to be toxic, and of course always get to the vet as fast as possible, but it’s a good thing to know about for those absolute emergencies when puppy got into some sugar free gum at 11:30pm.

[@DarkYamiThe3RD]

When I saw the title as We need to talk. (NOT CLICKBAIT) I thought it meant they wanted to break up with us xD

[@wanderingbufoon]

"we need to talk" is like the civilian version of the corporate's "meeting" where you think it is mandatory to attend but it really isn't.

[@HappyNBoy]

Shelby: "This might be a long video" Girl, it's 11 minutes... Do you know how long a video about the Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser I JUST watched?

[@danielmunoz456]

Took me a week to watch that one.

[@joink25]

That one actually got suggested to me by the algorithm. I didn't watch it though. Ain't nobody got time for that.

[@DrySushi]

We stand by your vows, "Me love you. A picture of Shrek".

[@JS-1222]

Shelby should definitely be doing voice acting! Also, as someone who isn’t that parasocial but happy about your willingness to do more live events, are we going to be getting review videos more often now that computer issues are fixed? I don’t think that was really specified but I can assume yes.

[@Birdmastr377]

the trend of hyper fast editing needs and increasingly rapid tech development is a saddening reality for a lot of people who wanna get into content creation. I even met some folks in the world of philanthropy who get critiqued on their videos in the same room as the producers - and this same woman who was trying to learn premiere on her macbook, was actively looking up tutorials on youtube on how to edit (but also couldn't edit with sound - because everyone in the room was so annoyed that their airpods weren't working) . Keep doing u! Keep making the things you want to make - both of y'all!!

[@sublimesubaru2857]

I love this chanel & you two! Plus Matts editing is heccin top tier!

[@suddenlysarablog]

Dat Secret of Mana soundtrack doing a lot of work! Love it!

[@Krossover213]

it touched me

[@benwasserman8223]

The worst kind of clickbait: the kind that insists it isn’t clickbait, when when the content is quite wholesome lol

[@crys383]

The whipping off of the blanket at the end made me legitimately snarf my drink.

[@Hghartung]

I love the chatting videos! I also really liked the "games we didn't review" one! Also have y'all considered a vod channel? I'd like to watch your longer play throughs but I'm probably not gonna ever make it to a stream time

[@titanjakob1056]

I’ve been tricked ive been backstabbed and I’ve quite possibly been Bamboozled!

[@brenohds]

Love u guys so much 💗

[@glevaud7859]

Oh my god, I wasn’t subscribed to your channel even though I’ve been watching all along! Thank you for saying something. Love your stuff, keep it up!

[@RuliManurung]

This is the ONLY "we need to talk" video on KZbin that I've actually watched til the end. 10/10 would watch again.

[@hemangchauhan2864]

After Covid, I think I've permanently forgotten to talk to people

[@VittoriaVetra88]

They did not answer the most important question. What is Shelby knitting!?!

[@camdenferris6293]

Been up since 5am (currently 6pm). Saw this title while at work and freaked out for the rest of my shift.

[@MizuMark]

Bro i was digging for GOLD when matt said Picking your F%☆×ING NOSE!

[@YGOFosho]

1 video a month is pretty wack. Especially when they have pertained less and less to reviews of games

[@camcam8819]

Just for everyone’s knowledge! They’ve started calling xylitol “birch sugar” on some packaging now! Its bad stuff for dogs! 1:07

[@ellemenop11253]

loved this video!! thanks so much for advertising the twitch will be tuning in

[@_wegota2319_]

Aww I love this. Nice to hear the updatem I'll start tuning in to Shelby's streams.

[@hectorkeithdelrosario8898]

Where's the uncensored version, though? LOL

[@djJaXx101]

*Double checks GPU lanes

[@threeswordssama]

Best editing job I've seen in a while. Was laughing harder than I should have since I was watching this at work 🤣

[@Atrus999]

Its great you guys are getting out there but what happened to the girl in that original picture on Reddit who you guys said was Shelby? Will we get a chance to see her again?

[@merciless972]

We activated their trap card.

[@MrIronWar]

Wait Dad isnt pregnant?

[@hops2099x]

10:00 I thought I had the wrong website and subscription at this exact moment 😂

[@nobodylolz77]

One day there's gonna be a video, and then divorced reviews

[@lancerloco]

How’s the hand matt? Still cranking away?

[@LunarPriestessYT]

Oh my god, don't do us like this

[@NaudVanDalen]

This is literally the first KZbin video I find when I google "NOT CLICKBAIT". 😆

[@r6scrubs126]

6:40 wow that pikachu really caught me off guard 😂

[@josephedwardblackburn4110]

I miss the video game reviews

[@AristocratMars]

DAMN IT WORKED

[@wesleykanyeria]

Well well well, looks like they got me 😂

[@mrdrcoffeeify]

The editing in these videos is amazing. I'm getting into editing myself and you inspire me.

[@tornapart]

We need to listen (NOT CLICKBAIT)

[@vastheo7999]

🎤👂🏼🧔🏼‍♂️

[@balladbargen]

Dang , you got me

[@erickmelo6124]

I miss the reviews 😢

[@dwaynezilla]

"Subscribe and ring the B-🤮" amazing lol

[@brotkastn107]

I love you guys for including the secret of mana music. Also for other stuff, but this music instantly brought me back to the first coop with my smaller brother. So thanks.

[@AndrewAffolter]

Eventually, you do plan to have video games on your video games channel, right? Instead of this lifestyle vlogger content

[@Bentmetal13]

Were you rocking a 4 slot video card and not securing it with self threading screws?

[@FrenchFriFreak]

That cat tail tho 😂❤

[@Rob_Thorsman]

Shelby: This is gonna be a long video. Camera battery: Mehehehehe!

[@RxIFE]

This went from being one of my favorite channels, to me forgetting they exist until I randomly see an upload 3 times a year. Remember when they did video games?

[@scarfboy2680]

Personally I prefer quality over quantity but if you want daily uploads of garbage filler there are literally thousands of KZbinrs doing that

[@bmccready4977]

I mean they've had fourteen in the last year, but sure, 3 😅

[@odinsplaygrounds]

Gotten to the stage I don't care anymore.

[@MuffinHunterX]

I'm gonna be real: Shelby and Matt are no longer friends.

[@brodiecarteris]

Never has there been a happier photo attached to the phrase: "He barfed it all up" 1:29

[@Magnus_Effect]

Y’all are so good together. I hope to achieve even a fraction of what you guys have in the future

[@mattherron173]

They're breaking up, it's all over!

[@SirRedwall]

Tl;DR We do other things now for money. Channel shit on the back burner

[@talonmccauley5445]

heard you say intel and physically gagged. 😂

[@krabbypal5828]

I had a Xylotol scare with my pet once, ate a piece of gum and i was freaking out luckily that packet actually didn't have it or any or toxic substance so we were good, but i have developped a fear of gum and all things Xylotol ever since

[@alexsw2967]

I thought for a second we were going to have divorced reviews, don’t bamboozle us like that no more

[@insomnia3454]

"16 times the detail" killed me 😭

[@monovision566]

The Secret of Mana music for the dead battery was weirdly perfect.

[@whelp5142]

"Factor's fresh, never-frozen meals are dietitian-approved and ready to eat in 2 minutes" Immediately shows a nutrition label with 51g of fat (65% daily value, plus 95% of the daily value of saturated fat), 220mg of cholesterol (73% daily value), 890mg of sodium (39% daily value). Like come on, these aren't healthy...

[@porkstamina]

67% of the calories in that meal are from fat. Yikes. I was going to say this must be a keto-targeted dish but the 17g of carbs goes against that. This isn't good for anyone.

[@edwinisawesome]

Thank you for the clickbait This was worth the mini heart attack lol

[@JeremyKing]

You guys are good at this. I look forward to what you do with a working PC and reinvigoration.

[@proutytyler1]

You two are great, and it's been a joy to watch your channel grow from the early days! Here's to more of the same!

[@MelodicQuest]

Bro, this could have been an e-mail....