We're going to be chicken farmers in Ranch Simulator!

[@Flashjackmak]

Imagine being lost in the woods at night and finding three strange guys blasting techno music, mincing meat and running a bunch of table saws in absolute darkness. It's the stuff of ghost stories and creepy-pastas.

[@apennington8165]

I'd assume it was either meth heads trying to make money for drugs in a weird way, or alien college students doing their thesis study on primitive earth resource harvesting technologies. Either way, I'm not stopping to ask them for directions no matter how lost in the woods I am.

[@sirBrouwer]

does that mean they also have a lot of morning wood?

[@Flashjackmak]

@@sirBrouwer With Hat Films, that's a-given.

[@Flashjackmak]

@@apennington8165 Either of those options would also make for a good creepy-pasta, tbh. But I agree, I wouldn't want to ask for directions in case I got Fire In The Sky-ed.

[@Slouchinyew]

You'd rather stay lost in the woods than get their help

[@ElkiLG]

14:00 This bit broke me. Three dudes mincing meat on the side of the road at 3am with hard hitting EDM in the background, this is some wild fever dream.

[@al145]

Sidewalk Midnight Meatgrind

[@Stormrider1138]

They on that grind

[@Stormrider1138]

I just love the hard beat playing in the background of each of these videos

[@aethernaut1899]

16:25 "Oh wait, this is our ranch." fucking lost it after wondering when they'd realize. Top lads; dumb as a sack of hammers - just top lads.

[@al145]

They were up too late grinding their meat on the sidewalk, you can't blame them

[@redhelp]

00:53 Trott diligently sawing planks, muttering some nonsense and then just fucking off top speed down the road with Smith and Ross just watching him drive off whilst Smith shouts after him asking where he's going, this had me chortling irl

[@Zoomode]

Can we take a moment to recognise that powerslide into unloading position by Trott at 8:31. Just beautiful. You'd never know this is the same guy who got the quad stuck in the top of a chain link fence.

[@SimonClark]

Every time I think this game has run its course, the boys prove me wrong. Genuinely excited for each episode to come out

[@notaphish]

Trotts facing stacking those planks and enjoying the fruits of countryside radio - top quality chuckles

[@leroyjenkins140]

Trott powersliding into every situation has me in tears

[@PierceArner]

More of this series. Please & plank you.

[@moondusk8385]

back to the raving chickens. Would love Hats detect videos and yessss to a music stream, they are so much fun.

[@BLAZEX09]

I'll watch the metal detecting Vlogs, please make this happen!

[@temple1997_]

I can't express how much it bugs me that Smith's gameplay point of view is ZOOMED IN.

[@cunningstunts1118]

You lads definitely need to do another music stream. Something not related to the overall Elon Musk story but just take random subjects and see what happens. They are definitely the best ones and show your creativity

[@Wackydude27]

And Noot Noot is a national treasure!

[@thesteelrodent1796]

music streams are likely not going to happen now that Twitch will ban streamers live for playing anything that resembles popular music

[@WilliamAndrea]

Trott jamming out on his own every time kills me

[@awesomeaartvark]

I love this series so much, Trott just realizing the ranch is THEIR ranch, hahaha, this series is golden! Also, yes to the metal detector podcast, and yes please to the music stream!! I always love joining the music streams!

[@Mattym9287]

Just the absolute best series. I half expect that when day finally rolls around they’ll be in the middle of the plains. Not a tree in sight.

[@PresumablyTunes]

if you were doing a milk farm you could be called Tanks for the Mammaries :)

[@CassianGray]

Shoutout to Trott's amazing J-turns with the vehicle! Very snappy. I'd love to watch y'all go metal detecting and podcasting. It's usually a very chill, relaxing activity, aside from your swinging arm.

[@tess8557]

Would love a Hat Films metal detecting arc!

[@Mister_Peppers]

As a detectorist who lives in the middle of nowhere, I would kill to watch you guys do it. My finds are boring here but it's always interesting thinking that a 50-year-old cup was lying just a few inches under everyone's feet. or wondering what kid launched this throwing knife out into the bush.

[@thehulaoperator8356]

ok I'm only 2 minutes in but I already love that Ross once again just gets really irate over something he saw on TV, never change Ross (oh man I remember his Kygo tirade on Trials that was really good too)

[@Daedrex]

I watched the treasure show until they 'stumbled upon' a pirate symbol carved into a rock. Then i skipped to the end of the last episode.

[@zachariahnye4953]

Bay films playing a simulator game means the best time of day

[@freequest]

Love watching the lumberjack Simulator. They are Lumberjacks and they are ok.

[@robotword]

smithy should organise with his copies to all start wearing the exact same look

[@cm315]

I love this series so much! And I'd love more silly (or serious!) music content from you guys

[@Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh]

This series has already reached legendary status. 😁

[@sarahc4004]

I love this series so much. Hope you guys keep having fun!

[@Isanion]

Totally hooked on this series, need it to continue.

[@al145]

I would unironically enjoy watching the hat boilks do metal detecting or magnet fishing, even if all they found was actual garbage, because the bullshitting and piss taking of whatever trash they dredged up would be better than the "loot"

[@CeciliaOfSweden]

I would love to have a metal detector and just walk around my yard, but in Sweden you need a permit and have to pay a fee (almost $84/£69/€79) for them to process the application, regardless if the permit is granted or not. It has to be in a specified area (the map has to fit a sheet of A4 paper with the scale 1:20 000). You can't just roam around with it. I just want to see of the previous owners threw something cool out :(

[@morgandonovan4740]

This music has no right to be this good...

[@Mr.AffaDavid]

Absolutely loving this series so far. Keep it up lads!!

[@razzledazzled4009]

I hate those types of shows. For years now my dad has watched a similar show called the Curse of Oak Island. I always give him a hard time about it, asking him if they've found the treasure yet and the answer is always a resounding no. And then when they do find something they do a dramatic cut to commercial just so you can come back and find out it was just a rusty nail. One time they did that just to reveal that they found some old planks of wood. And somehow the show is already 9 seasons long and I think it's still going

[@geeishone]

OKAY but an episode of you guys metal detecting would be AMAZING!! MAKE IT HAPPEN! 😇🙏

[@zomble_z]

I highly recommend you check out Detectorists on Netflix. It's just that, a couple of blokes using metal detectors with some story line mixed in. A real chill watch.

[@Splurdgle]

You boys should go mudlarking! find some old bottles and coins in a shallow creek

[@barringa7]

Holy shit the song which starts at 15:45 absolutely killed me, it's so bad

[@NineofNorway]

Really enjoying the Ranch Sim content

[@Srfingfreak]

If only we can get the chickens to run the sawmills...

[@phill2065]

The music and Trott jamming out half the reason why I watch this series :))

[@TokkiYamaguchi]

What a bizzare and wonderful play through

[@Sir_Scrumpalicious]

"This is knitting music." rofl

[@BurnedPeter]

Trott is just enjoying some music in the woods 😅

[@nikeeweston]

Guys I just loved the IRL stuff on Hat Films channel. Go sub people and watch them play drunken golf. Loved it all.

[@ExtraGamr]

Ross needs to contact the devs and get silly song added to the radio

[@beeceedoubleu6967]

The metal detecting vlogs would be pretty fun. I also have a bit of a weird addiction to watching magnet fishing. Trawling the canals of Bristol (if there is any) might be fun and more fruitful than metal detecting.

[@al145]

it's all shopping carts and people with lewis' handprints on the backs of

[@beeceedoubleu6967]

@@al145 😆 to be fair the thought of them getting al l excited for it to just be a shopping cart is pretty funny. All they will find at the beach is bottle tops and coke cans.

[@al145]

@@beeceedoubleu6967 the banter and bullshitting would be worth more than anything they'd pull up

[@beeceedoubleu6967]

@@al145 I mean do we watch the vids for anything else!?

[@alexbrown7176]

What’s the drop button? Whatever button turns on those SICK beats!

[@hillmanracing11]

I could watch these every single day!

[@jamesbroadbridge2088]

My favourite game the boys are doing at the moment by far

[@Zyrdalf]

Dang, I really enjoyed the treasure hunt show. I don’t really care if it was fake or not, it was just fun to make fun of and discuss with my family.

[@Heycasualman]

Trees and plank you

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

Hey Ross if you’re looking for an actually good show about people looking for gold I recommend the detectorists.

[@nakenmil]

American Discovery-style documentary narration is so often dogshit. They make the narrators SHOUT for some fucking reason.

[@sagarue]

MUSIC IS BEST

[@PierceArner]

I very much hope that Hat Films does a music stream with this energy.

[@Damunrud]

Got here so early the video isn't loading. Ehh hope I remember to come back and watch it. Edit: I remembered!

[@unorthodoxbox]

I hear music stream, that means I have to approve! :)

[@sonaxaton]

"silly song energy" 😆

[@raventeague7745]

Please god I would watch a metal detecting podcast

[@kingkuma4112]

Time it took the hat bois to say something gross: 6 minutes and 4 seconds. The average time currently is: 5 minutes and 8 seconds.

[@dc619]

Ross should watch The Curse of Oak Island for more riveting treasure hunting TV

[@netwt42oz]

Please buy the luxury table saw after all this work I need to see what it does!

[@MrDipz158]

Omg Smith saying do a music stream for fun, made me coom.

[@DhiscoStu]

This series is great :) the bants, the nonsence gameplay, the music :)

[@raventeague7745]

I want to know what that song at 5:45 is holy shit it’s intense

[@Shiroar]

Please please please do more music streams. Stop teasing us. Give it to us. Hardcore.

[@pks_hi8771]

Metal detecting stream trees and plankyou

[@Andy-xm5pz]

I've got a small woodland, you can come do some metal detecting 😂

[@1BoiBrooooo]

I hope you boiks are going to Insomnia 69 at Birmingham 👌

[@FOX11GUY]

Are Britain beaches even worth metal detecting?

[@phill2065]

Honestly if you want to watch a good “reality” show on Netflix, go watch Battlefish. I genuinely enjoyed it.

[@nolanring2067]

Yes metal detectors!!!!

[@jordenpenitch1532]

Killing it kings

[@joramvandenberg1880]

Nice!!!

[@jessematthews4168]

Wood wood wood

[@spinxies]

i love the song that's just brapping

[@BlackIronHero]

Time for trott eggs yum yum

[@generalh918]

Metal detecting podcast and music streams sound pog if I say so my self please and plank you

[@TheMharr]

I wish I could travel a year into the future just so I could watch these episodes back to back and not have to wait a week. Sigh.

[@divamon5602]

WOOO!

[@nikeeweston]

Drunken metal detecting ???

[@ryanmakesnoises]

Yay

[@BaalKami]

absolutely agree with ross. Terrible show.

[@Koeliebalie]

How's it called?

[@WristwatchWorkshop]

I have zero nostalgia for the original, so the question is: do I want to pay 1500chf for quartz and a collab I've never heard of? Hard pass, even if it was a design I liked and honestly, these don't do anything for me. They look cheap and plastic, and certainly not something worth that price tag, Tag

[@Novacification]

Man watches garbage TV and is surprised when it's trash! More news at 11!

[@jksoper]

Day 1 asking for Plate Up!

[@Goop4646]

Thanks for turning off the music

[@Maedelrosen]

7

[@sagarue]

No it's already over T.T