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#SonicHighSchool #FanFiction #literature

[@iamsotouchstarved]

dude i fucking lost it at knuckles disobeying rules of both man and god

[@nullskey8370]

thats just like him

[@Knight-Bishop]

​@@nullskey8370 _"I can FLY?!"_

[@Raccoonboi634]

It’s so knuckles I’m weeping

[@furygeist]

*Sonic 06 intensifies*

[@cwispygiraffe]

that had me dying

[@jakek1735]

I love how they keep hammering it to death that Sonic is fast, and then he somehow doesn't manage to say "oh no, stop reading!" before the ENTIRE journal entry is read aloud

[@rpsyco]

...or the fact that the teacher didn't stop the second she saw something about Sonic's balls.

[@clouds2589]

Hammering it home that sonic is fast, yet he's still taking a bus to school lol

[@breannastrickland2393]

“And it was sexy for EVERYONE.” 😂 that’s the best line

[@williamfalls]

You could tell this is a good fan fiction, because the author likes to be hyper specific when introducing a new piece of information. Like how Sonic has a journal, a blue journal, that looks like something Sonic would have.

[@krnatsu]

I remember reading ALL 25 CHAPTERS of this back when I was 17 and I was cry laughing. It is genuinely an experience that you can only gain from first hand experience. DarkDoomFireMaster is the "author" of Sonic High-school and was most likely a teenager when they created this....thing. Like it just keeps getting more and more insane as you go on

[@orsonzedd]

Okay how old are you now?

[@zionflanders376]

where did you read it when you were 17?

[@orsonzedd]

@zionflanders376 I'm 38 so I didn't read it when I was 17

[@krnatsu]

@@orsonzedd idt that question was thrown your way dawg

[@orsonzedd]

@krnatsu Yeah I know. Are you hard of comprehending or hard of reading?

[@RandomCivilians]

" 'You will regret this!' Said Sonic's mom, leering at him from the kitchen stove, wearing aprons and oven mitts on her hands." - Arin said, as Sonic's mom was clearly wearing a red sari with gold trim, folding her arms and looking disappointed in him.

[@AngelWingsYT]

what readers and listeners didnt know was Sonic's Mom was ACTUALLY warning THEM about the fanfic

[@Groggy_Gamer]

Underrated comment

[@FlufLord]

saw this comment the exact moment he read the line

[@kefkaexdeath]

"no no it's fine! i just... wasn't expecting his mom to be indian"

[@silverselkie6365]

Diversity win! Sonic’s mom is Desi.

[@anomallie]

Dan just sitting there with a thousand-yard expression looking like he's contemplating his life decisions listening to this is a whole ass mood.

[@Noob_idkpls]

literally, it's so perfect

[@mightymouse9001]

Michelle! Turn down the lights and close my office door, the game grumps are reading fan fiction tonight

[@sethkeown5965]

Oh Danny and Arnold.

[@noodledragon2092]

MICHELLE! ITS SONIC FAN FICTION! Michelle!! Get the popcorn!!

[@mightymouse9001]

@@noodledragon2092I’m gonna…I’m gonna fuckin pre

[@molar_king]

I love this community

[@ttailsmaster9000]

I'm gonna pre

[@stumpymcwhiskey]

"And he knew it was his because it looked like sonics journal"

[@akt3037]

I love gramer

[@DatRealTom]

Absolute cinema.

[@MBeastModeZ0]

I came out of the movie theater four hours earlier after seeing the new Sonic movie. This is a perfect way to end the day.

[@StormyTalks]

The rubbing against a stucco surface made me realize this person is incredibly self aware and an otherwise fantastic writer.

[@TheSpektrum1989]

this feels like they wanted to make sure ppl who don't know Sonic the Hedgehog understood who Sonic was w/ how they kept mentioning him going fast.

[@tymmezinni]

And that he had ball problems... at least.

[@Claeys67]

To me it felt like it was Sonic himself who wrote it, and he wanted to make sure people knew he was both fast and the first one.

[@Skinkemann]

The Stephen King of fanfiction- specifically, during his intense cocaine period

[@akt3037]

Wouldn't have it any other way

[@bendystrawz2832]

It always impresses me how 7 year olds can get their writing out there. The internet is a wonderful place.

[@greyt125]

I reread this with some friends recently and we were actually able to confirm from the later chapters that this was actually written by a middle schooler

[@_-drowsy-_]

@@greyt125no wonder, they have no idea how high school works 😭

[@andrewodinson3726]

I would think the same except the part about "Knuckles defying the laws of both man and God". That is just too good for a child to write.

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

As a Patreon Supporter, I'm glad they offer previews like this so others can experience the geniuses of the fanfic authors

[@AngelWingsYT]

PREVIEWS?!?!?! They read MORE of these Sonic Fanfics?!?!

[@bluethan806]

​@@AngelWingsYT and MUCH more

[@failb8]

@@AngelWingsYT there's quite a few at this point LOL

[@nyyxs]

Don't forget the Goofy and Pete storytime. I can't forget that one, but to tell you the truth, I really wish I could 😂

[@Reeykz]

Idk, as someone who always thought Patreon exclusive content was kinda mean spirited to people who can't afford it I've never liked how they push it. At first it was fine with exclusive content on Patreon being advertised in the description and through small clips. But this is almost a full 10 minutes of something and the WHOLE POINT of this video is "Btw if you pay us money u can see more" it just feels so bad. Especially since they just label it "preview", basically telling the viewer "hey we know you'll like this so pay up so u can see the full thing". I had the exact same reaction on that animal 10 MPH video where they showed off all those cool animals, only to find out at the end (or was it on Instagram?) that there was a whole animal showcase they didn't keep in the YT video and only showed on Patreon. That was like a punch in the stomach.

[@good4nothingz]

i ran to watch this video so fast it was almost as if i was doing the cupid shuffle for the first time

[@isabellas3167]

even after everything that happened, I can't stop thinking about the fact that the grumps don't know what the cupid shuffle is

[@kelsilynstar1404]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thought this.. the Cupid Shuffle is the sh!t

[@IronedBandanna]

We dance it at weddings! 😂 It was played at my wedding and my sister-in-law’s!

[@VampireSentoki56]

i don't either tbh

[@AlzMarioWolfe]

Anyone who doesn’t know the Cupid Shuffle never went to anything actually fun at their school

[@antoniacosta6221]

Next Power Hour- learning iconic dances from our youth

[@gjljoivey]

"Stop reading!" said Sonic, but Arin continued. :)

[@Shinei_Nouzen_086]

I don’t remember what playthrough it was anymore but I remember Dan reading one during one of the sonic games and it was absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣

[@sweetpea2604]

I believe it was Sonic Unleashed

[@natron0331]

Unwiished

[@Shinei_Nouzen_086]

@ after this I’m gonna go back and rewatch that series . Together whit sonic boom they are both one of my favourite gamegrumps playthroughs

[@Moonblaster13]

Unleashed for sure, but I think they read some during Sonic Heroes too

[@dark-blue87]

3:40 - A part of Dan's soul was dying.

[@cyke5013]

Just like the rest of us

[@braylord69]

The Cupid shuffle wants to be the Casper slide part two soooo bad

[@masterxl97]

The Cupid Shuffle makes the Casper Slide Part Two look like the Neutron Dance.

[@ThePelvi]

It's official. Sonic's mum is a judgmental Indian lady. Who wears aprons on her hands.

[@RedMephit]

Now I want to know what a thoroughbred's breath smells like just so I can fully experience this masterpiece.

[@maddie1645]

my friends and i used to read this exact fanfic with each other and piss ourselves laughing. i think we got to like chapter 20, it gets fucking crazy. anyways seeing it on GG sent waves of shock and nostalgia through my body . thank you danny and arnold for this blast to the past for me

[@L4w1]

link?

[@TigerW0lf]

We got a reading of more Sonic Fanfiction before a playthrough of Sonic X Shadow Generations

[@dusk173]

Ikr, I really hope they play it. That’s the only reason I keep coming back to check on their channel. I miss their let’s plays big time, but especially the Sonic ones.

[@pokemongo-up3rq]

I can't wait to see how Sonic deals with his testicular cancer diagnosis.

[@Virjunior01]

4:00 That is literally the exact same thing Tim Curry did before gracing us with "SPAAAAYYYYCE!"

[@hopelovesanity]

also: the cupid shuffle is a like line dance, similar to cha cha slide, where the directions are given in the song. very fun imo :)

[@ChucklesDone]

I told my husband that if we were in a better place financially I would have asked for a grumps patreon subscription for Christmas. Specifically for this!!

[@chriswest6988]

Is it called Sonic highschool because Sonic goes there, or because they get through first period in what appears to be less than 5 minutes in universe?

[@chibi2239]

Sonic: Game Grumps reading my fan fiction?! Oh no!

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

And then he Sonic'd all over the Sonic

[@billbobcheeseskin3264]

Heh! Alright! 👍

[@nylahrichardson1596]

For anyone not knowing what’s the Cupid shuffle it’s a simple group dance with funky music.

[@brianwindsor7923]

You can't fool me! I know Hyrule Historia when I see it!!

[@lezbeehonest0294]

3:01 all I can think is "Did you do your homework Dan?!" "You didn't do it! You _loyed_ to me!"

[@jordannolan6166]

2:02 …how do they not know what the Cupid shuffle is?! It’s like the most iconic dance to do at weddings!!!🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@emilyharfst6468]

literally the comment i was looking for

[@LunarSpiral1127]

Sonic High School?! Oh boy, this is gonna be a doozy.

[@WCtheComedian]

Listened to 'The Ghost Hunters Adventure Club' on a roadtrip just yesterday - Dr Cecil knows what he's doing!

[@Shadowkunakari]

This is the best patreon ad I have EVER seen.

[@broadcastbard]

As someone who can't afford much beyond the essentials I appreciate this.

[@thelastlahofe]

BEST. DAY. EVER.

[@chiefkeef74]

>sees the title OOOOOHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[@pukin_6971]

Same

[@cauemoraes2496]

Oh yes

[@STLCODPS3123]

Sonic high school is one of my favorite stories of all time. I’m so glad to see the grumps reading it and getting to experience its beauty.

[@ProfesorOryc]

"Oh boy I wonder what they're gonna read!" "Sonic Highschool" 💀 *War flashbacks of the Wedding ring*

[@Lowera01]

The Vector arc

[@Kimonia6]

Knuckles jr was red

[@YoutubePizzer]

7:29 no you see this is actually genius because it’s a reincorporation, like foreshadowing or whatever

[@Tvaikah]

"It's time for you to read from the to-" I fully expected 'Torah' like that would make any sense given the video title and now I just want a video of Dan and/or Arin reading from the Torah lol

[@thsudy]

This just gave me a huge wave of nostalgia. Because I remember Internet Historian reading this fan fic on one of his channels. So good

[@MusicFromAnotherTime]

Hmmm...You guys must have the 2025 edition of the Zelda Timeline book because I don't remember this happening in the "Hero Dies" branch.

[@thetophatguyandroid5959]

5:48 Is probably the best part

[@chancewrightva]

What a gift you've given us!

[@_j_u_j_]

I'd like to plead that you make these available for members of the KZbin as well, personally so I can watch on my Roku app because my phone is ass and doesn't screen cast and now I'm giving you insight into my personal life but yeah members on KZbin

[@Peztastic]

If I were rainbolt I’d already have your home address and place of employment off the information you’ve given here.

[@supershasha]

@@PeztasticTop tier comment, sir or ma’am.

[@L4w1]

@@supershasha or liege, god, comrade, your highness etc

[@Catloaf189]

Watching this at 1:25 am while my boyfriend is asleep directly next to me was like the ultimate try not to laugh challenge

[@IronedBandanna]

I was not a patreon subscriber before, but sonic has convinced me.

[@MikearoniGrill]

LOL @ 2:10 oh my god..... against MAN and GOD

[@platformingames2967]

Does the breakfast that sonics mother made have itching balls cure what does you’ll regret this later mean

[@sparrlow]

Ah, a nice bedtime story to be read to me as I fall asleep 😌

[@izzynator146]

I’m sorry, but the “gay ball problems” and “puffed like he was doing the Cupid shuffle for the first time” took me the fuck out 🤣

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

A late Christmas, but this still came out before my dad came back with the presents he left at the cigarette and milk store!!

[@el-is-odd]

I was already considering doing their patreon and I am much more convinced lol

[@a_men_diet]

I was definitely not expecting to hear this masterpiece. Man, words are escaping me after this great story.

[@_underscore_9271]

Oh man, I was wondering why they released an episode of this on KZbin, then I heard the title of the fic, and immediately busted out laughing. Man, this is a blast from the past, definitely worth suffering through the full story, it's absolutely hysterical in every possible way This chapter is actually super tame and sane/sensible, later ones are so unhinged that I don't even know how to accurately describe it If you want another very long, but much more coherent sonic fic, there's "transformers, the mobius chronicles" which is longer than the entirety of the harry potter series by wordcount

[@Bahbyhruh]

You know it's good when you can't tell if Arin's making up stuff as he reads or not

[@icychill105]

All i gleaned from this is the lovelies need to teach them to cupid shuffle. Such a fun lil dance anyone can do it.

[@TheYoshi3579]

I think you guys should read “Super Smash Bros Under Fire: The Great Adventure Saga,” the second longest fanfiction ever written

[@lirynyan]

Please we need more lmaooo this was so good

[@spaghet8671]

I haven't watched these guys in years, but I really need more of this lmao

[@Pluage-docters-go-brrrrrr]

Having read that entire fan fic I can say I got flashbacks when the line about knuckles taking up two seats was read.

[@daggemask]

Dude I JUST watched Sonic 3 on Finnish release day I CANNOT do this rn

[@sporest]

completely unrelated to your comment but 🫵 batter....

[@daggemask]

@@sporest yesss dude!!! OFF! coming to steam next year gonna relive my childhood

[@CometCereal]

OFF is coming to steam? Sweet, I’ve only ever watched it being played.

[@sporest]

@@daggemask ugh fr i'm so excited 😭 OFF fans are eatin' GOOD next year

[@Dracobyte]

Knuckles: Oh no!

[@Sean-yt1jn]

arin and dan not knowing what the cupid shuffle is is one of the most surprising things i've heard this year

[@laurenmueller2207]

This was also reenacted on Internet Historian’s second channel??!! What a legendary story

[@Allisonwonderland99]

"The Cupid Shuffle" is that song that goes "to the right to the right to the right to the right, to the left to the left to the left to the left, now kick now kick now kick now kick"

[@inkspiII]

Highly recommend Bow Your Heads Low by AntiRePurp on Ao3, it's such a cool take on Maria's genetics, her personality and environment mixing, etc.

[@DoctorSib]

Immediately, I love how the tome is just the Legend of Zelda Hyrule Historia book. =D I have that one too!

[@HarlowGinger]

Desperately need them to read My Immortal if they haven’t already

[@user-sz3ok7df4r]

They do. It's a few chapters so far.

[@TheClownt]

Another great Christmas gift

[@Jamesentmt]

As the Sonic team once tweeted: Everything is cannon

[@heysonora]

Actually laughed out loud. Thanks patreons!!!!!!

[@Lurkipoh]

I like that the hyrule historia is what arin is "reading from"

[@iCABALi]

the author was in 7th grade when he wrote this, by the way.

[@HeyMyNameIsDurf]

3:32 my favorite line 😂

[@thelastwindwaker7948]

Arin wearing the most middle-aged dad shoes imaginable.

[@jacobserna2610]

I read this in high school. One of the most hilarious fanfics I’ve ever read.

[@chadbeans4901]

But they all knew this was against the rules of man and god goes so hard

[@esmeraldajones5475]

I'm scared and excited all at the same time

[@DanielHearn]

I never thought I'd need to listen to GG read Sonic fan fic😂

[@itcouldhappentoyou]

Thank fucking god. I needed this so bad right now.

[@Mnemo85]

Fan fiction. Fan fiction! What IS fan fiction? Is this fan fiction?

[@fuchsfarben]

I love how Sonic was too SLOW to stop the teacher from reading 😂

[@noodledragon2092]

Not gonna lie, story time with the boys is the highlight of my week and the only thing I use my patreon for lmao

[@redsisco_]

lost my marbles at "my immortal enjoyer"

[@rownakafza1341]

PLEASE DO ANOTHER PART, IM CRYING

[@Mystic_Sanctum]

Just what I needed when I can't sleep at 2:13 am.

[@bleedcolor2878]

This was peak fanfiction when I was in elementary school ngl

[@nathanweast4397]

Nothing has convinced me to never get a Patreon subscription more than this "excerpt".

[@WolfyFancyLads]

I clicked on this, saw it was a Sonic fic, and all I can hear is Dan from A Roman Christmas in my head. XD Just "GET TO THE ANIMAL PEOPLE FUCKING!!!" God, I love seeing you two lose your shit to bad fanfiction. It was one of the best parts of Sonic Adventures 2!

[@stormrila]

Grump Grumps the fan fics saga

[@Centrifuze]

"Sonic was so fast, that he did it first. Everyone else did it afterwards, and slower." Well, that certainly is three ways to say the same thing. 😂😂

[@Grandzixler]

Best I've slept in 2 days. True artwork.

[@paintedpig3021]

One way or another that baby's not going to make it! - A real line in a sonic fanfiction

[@DarkSonicExE-gd1of]

This brought me to tears, I have to join Patreon, just for this.