We Read the Wildest Confessions and Regret it | Trash Taste

[@yna1nna]

they look like the dollar store grim reapers 😭

[@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472]

LMFAOO

[@kadosho02]

On the next episode of Bleach..

[@bgin2n]

Next on confessions: Joey: Shinto Priest Garnt: Buddhist Monk Connor: Catholic father

[@iiiiiiiiiiiiililiiiiio]

Joey : Bento Priest Garnt: Sadist Monk Connor: Chaotic Father

[@konaqua122]

Turns to anime nd titled: "Ghost Hunt" You're welcome.

[@Cook1e00]

​@@iiiiiiiiiiiiililiiiiio garnt should be the incest monk

[@Nov21-t2q]

yeah that's way better man

[@ndyKong]

I just realized why Garnt worn different because of your comment Orz Good to see Garnt respected his religion that he stayed loyal to his even when it is just for fun to dress like a nun/priest

[@kab6754]

With the hood up, Joey looks like the hacker in movies who doesn't explain how the hacking works

[@Konatsuki_]

I remember Connor said this to Joey in an old episode but now it's actually looks accurate

[@Adelka_Matlovcova]

And connor looks like the average birmingham mugger

[@gnt163]

like Elliot in Mr Robot?

[@xk445g]

"I'm in"

[@lgndk11r]

He just needs to wear glasses, and have the Matrix green letters scroll up on the lenses.

[@SoSo-ul7ef]

Connor acting like he's never done this before when joey's explaining LOL

[@10mayat9june9]

he hasn't father colin reads the confessions in his channel

[@jesther2575]

Wdym, you may be confusing father Colin with Connor here, they do look really alike.

[@devenlemend4599]

1:12:14 i love how you can actively see the gears in garnts head turning as his poo memory is brought to the fore. great editing on the zoom in

[@enriqueoliva2777]

Lmao that zoom in was diabolical 😂

[@4rl0ng]

I knew bro was up to something when the cam started zooming in

[@grey_f98]

the way his smile got wiped off his face as the realization sank in

[@ryana5435]

1:10:40 1:13:35 this foreshadowing and callback is good

[@nm2771]

The light shining on Connor’s face as he recites a confession about making a women shit herself for revenge just adds so much to this experience 😂

[@AlexL-T]

Lol the fact that they said just "add the packet" means no, they haven't made their own chili.

[@amiracle3390]

Chili is legit so easy too I made a bomb ass ons my first try 😂

[@okurinsreviews7049]

0 seconds and already talking about shit. God I love trash taste

[@sergiudana8716]

New record innit? 😅😂

[@Vicioussama]

It really is the best shit :P

[@GinTheCerberus]

"She got in a car accident trying to rush to a bathroom. She said she shitted her pants." - Trash Taste 2025

[@anima05]

"Garnt didn't need to confess this" as a chapter name absolutely killed me, good job guys :D

[@snoork]

i jus know connor recommended this idea after his confession streams also the fits are drippy

[@cha_21]

“Sir.... You're Capping” will probably be my favourite word to use now 😂

[@RomnysGonzalez]

People having a meltdown on the mom who allow his kid to skip ONE DAY OF SCHOOL BRO. It was just one freaking day why people were so hostile towards the mom for rewarding her kid for being a good kid giving him a day off.

[@Endershock1678]

I mean it's not a good habit to promote, but it's hardly the worst thing a parent has done to influence their kid, and they're probably gonna have a better relationship down the line. People are just overreacting as usual. If there's one thing I learned about these "ask and answer" subreddit (confession, AITA, etc). The people on there are so self-righteous and stuck in their own opinions, they make Joey on his worst of days look like nothing. Your confession could be like "I stole a candy bar when I was 5 from a family owned candy store" and they'll be telling you to serve a life in jail.

[@amiracle3390]

Seriously have ppl never heard of a mental health day 😭

[@cheyennemoore8380]

Probably mad they don't have a parent like her

[@4rl0ng]

Redditors being mad for no reason? Isn't the first time tbh.

[@Ma_Na_art]

I think it's because. Sometimes our moral standards are dictated by what the law was while growing up. There's countries that have missing school considered an offence. So many people take that as a bad thing to do no matter the circumstsnce

[@Subird]

This is one of the best 30 second opening in the entire history of this podcast

[@tiltedleft3306]

Most of the time when a person is being rude at a restaurant they are either trying to scam free food or push employees into doing something they can sue the restaurant for. It might be satisfying at the time to get revenge but in the end you are just playing into their hands.

[@UnimportantAcc]

100% don't give in to anything

[@Cheezybrie]

Yeah if it was an allergy and not Intolerance the restaurant is liable, and if they can prove you did it on purpose you'll be liable for damages, and at worst even be liable for their death.

[@LithFox]

It can also just be a bad day. I’ve seen that happen

[@tiltedleft3306]

@ It's true, though the example given in the video said she was a repeat customer who was consistently difficult. My sister and some of her friends would do this. You keep pushing and pushing until an employee snaps and then free crap starts raining down on you. I haven't gone anywhere with her in over a decade and she still calls me to tell me about her latest haul. it's a good scam if you can stomache the cringe.

[@ZHibiki]

Like Connor said, in the moment yeah sure its funny and think it's deserved and whatever but yeah consequences might very well be bigger than one anticipates and one should not try to directly disregard people's health

[@gooifgeffpawkek]

Around 6 months ago my younger brother died after his (presumably) misread the app and ordered a coffee with milk instead of soy milk from his university dining hall. The allergic attack happened less than an hour after he drank the coffee and he was gone within a few minutes of symptoms beginning. Obviously his allergies were incredibly severe beyond lactose intolerance but tampering with food that could be allergens is super dangerous ):

[@FreddieLane9001]

Cap

[@kadosho02]

So sorry for your loss 😞

[@noname-bu3dv]

im so sorry to hear about your loss. ill hug my brother a little tighter next time

[@thomgizziz]

Right... if you have an allergy that bad then you have usually more than one epi pen on you at all times

[@Zen_Phantom]

Fun fact:- Small kangaroos are called joey

[@SAYTON2]

I fucking knew it! Every time i type "joey" kangaroo emoji show up 🦘🦘🦘

[@MilkeyPotato]

this makes way too much sense

[@InugamiTheHound]

OMG joey are so cute and I love them so much same with wallaby. I wish I could pet one so badly

[@enseventealp]

This feels surreal being an Aussie and very much knowing this and the comments attached to this one being super surprised.

[@riv7797]

@@enseventealp I'm pretty sure this has been mentioned on the podcast before so I don't think this should be that surprising for them

[@sweetlittlepotato629]

While I am not lactose intolerant (like in general sense), I can not have milk or milk products at all, because they make me horribly sick causing bad cold, cough and high fevers, knocking me out for a week at least and I was glad that Connor bring up the nuanced point of not ignoring a person's health at 17:17 because I really don't want someone to serve me something where I have to deal with the consequences, just because someone was having bad day at work. (And you should not be a karen to other people in any case)

[@wimpwritingwhump]

I used to work at a coffee place (not gonna name names) and got bullied out because I called out two employees who were switching out almond/soy milk for real milk just because they thought the customers were being pretentious. Ngl I shouted at them and reported them to management. They could’ve really hurt someone doingthat.

[@sweetlittlepotato629]

@wimpwritingwhump you are the true one man, I am so sorry you got bullied for that.

[@Zelmel]

Yeah. As someone with an admittedly uncommon food allergy (and also severe lactose intolerance), the last thing I need is some ass intentionally poisoning me (because that's what it is if they're made aware before hand) because they're having a bad day or think I'm "making it up" or whatever.

[@davidwoloshyn]

Speaking about the roommate one, I had to move last year and the person I ended up rooming with, I don’t know how he even was still alive. He lived like a bum. I tried to talk to him about the things he would/wouldn’t do that were like common sense and he just didn’t care, if anything he got mad that I kept calling him out for his behaviour. He moved out at the start of the year and it has been infinitely easier to keep things nice and clean and not deal with a man-child.

[@JustAGuyDrawing]

The slow zoom in on Garnt while they were talking about the poop on the floor was absolute gold 🤣

[@pm4905]

The boys should do an episode where they confess to each other about the lies they’ve told each other and then the others could share their own POV’s of the situations 😂

[@cjc872]

In the UK (and I'm sure elsewhere) there are catering catalogues where you can buy pre-prepared meals which you microwave, boil, etc. That person was doing this with extra steps and less than profit margin.

[@7792pnaurfr]

That's like hellofresh. Buying preprepared meals isn't the issue they're talking about. Bro there is just dropshipping food.

[@arnavdahal3847]

For the people who didnt ask. In the lawn mowing segment at about 36 mins cutting them in that manner actually makes the lawn look fuller and strengthens the grass from their roots so he was indeed hustling and making a good impact. Yes my knowledge does come from a random yt short that i watched god knows when. Funny brain remembering weird stuff moment. cool.

[@Keaixiaoen0919]

The stories about the waitress, and the rude roommates really hit home with me. I'm in China studying and had an American roommate who was just obnoxious with his girlfriend. He would invite her to the dorm every day and they would be lovey-dovey every second. If you ever had a talk with your girl where you confess things and be extra romantic, they basically did that multiple times a day. As foreigners we're able to change our dorms easily because of potential cultural clashes. They thought we would get along because we're both American but I've been in China for so much longer than him. Im probably 30% Chinese in terms of habits at this point. Luckily, I changed my dorm to some Japanese guy who's pretty cool

[@huttserl]

HELL YEA CONNOR RECOMMENDED IDEA FOR SURE

[@Hani_Hissam]

the shining light on connor's face cracks me up, he definite look like a real priest xD

[@Blam92]

That gradual, subtle, zoom in on Garnt at 1:12:14 was diabolical 🤣🤣🤣

[@DarrenDayo0903]

Connor truly a man of the lord, look at how the light shines on him. Bless thou Welsh man.

[@Flame.island]

Trash taste and poop is a match made in Heaven

[@TealVelvet]

Joey went from being "The Anime Man" to "The Anime Amen"

[@kadosho02]

What would the theme song be? And would Joey & the bros sing?

[@EnhancedTrashBin]

@@kadosho02 Halo theme song

[@AdBlock-xl3tt]

Why do people always call it karma whenever someone deliberately takes revenge on someone? The whole point of karma is that it's supposed to happen naturally as a result of your own actions without any intervention from other people.

[@turtleturb3752]

Love the in-sync moment Grant and Connor have at 2:25

[@Overthinking_Anime]

With the cheese cake waitress story, the thing that really stuck out to me is the fact she said they were "basically" dating. So.... you weren't dating.... you were just a stalker....

[@MyVanir]

The bartender thing is not a confession, it's a brag, even if it's real.

[@50M3T3A]

29:09 you guys feel sorry for the other woman? 40:45 garnt confessing grandly 41:49 connor has cravings 43:10 rare chad connor moment(w advice tbh) 43:50 garnt being introspective(also a w)(psychoanalysis?) 49:23 joey laughs(high pitched) 53:00 everyone nitpicking on the wording(which is correct) 57:45 Joey committed fraud

[@LyriaSiders]

I understand the guy who pretended to be deaf. I once pretended to be German to get out of talking to a charity organisation person... I still don't know why my brain went there.

[@Jaireaw]

I just realize that listening to trash taste as a relax podcast while eating is a bad idea

[@DelCause]

The brit chick that resold heatwave meals, she did the equivallent of real-life dropshipping of food.

[@GatsuRage]

50:36 except dogs cannot digest milk it causes them parasites this also happens to cats so that very miss conception of ppl that giving milk to ur cat or dog is good for them it's not. Granted it needs to be excessive amount for this to be harmful to ur pet which is why ppl just ignore this with that stupid mindset of "its just a lil bit" when that lil bit happens every day or once a week or whatever for 7+ years it will affect ur pet big time. Please be careful with what u feed ur pet unless u want to spend money on the vet when ur pet gets sick when it gets older.

[@sandilemlambo5701]

This is not Connor's first rodeo. He has about two videos on his ConnerDawg channel and they are the funniest

[@dwighteldrichmanaol8922]

And it was probably his idea to make this video

[@emma_nutella58]

The poop at Maccas sounds like Sco Mo who shit himself at Maccas in 1997

[@DrInconvenience]

@1:33:17 - The fire alarm at secondary school (12-18 years old - UK)! Ours never brought the fire brigade, but put on a full on fire drill response with Marshals (Teachers etc.) running around checking the school. Everybody out into the playground/fields. We actually practiced the drill once or twice a year. Fire alarm was pulled multiple times during my time! Instant suspension if you were caught - cameras in most places

[@line4169]

Whoever came up with themed drips is genius, they should do this more often

[@freestylejake]

they got the dark souls Holy set on

[@Che1seabluesdrogba11]

Connor not getting drinks or getting drunk at the airport if the flight gets delayed is insane

[@shino9551]

Next time each one of you should add one own confession and try to guess which ones are yours.

[@HemangDevSingh]

25:44 Bro that title itself is penny from The Big Bang Theory and of course she worked at the Cheesecake Factory 😂

[@kadosho02]

I was wondering why it sounded familiar

[@cmdrjanjalani]

The McDonald's scenario happened to me at 18, the only slightly better thing is that my underwear caught most of the shit so I just dumped it in the bin. I had to cut class though and go home because my pants got some AoE and didn't want to go to school with shit stains.

[@IssaHudgins]

I had a roommate who was ALLERGIC to milk. Like he would instantly break out in rashes if he had milk splashed on him. He got put in the system and his foster made him eat a cheeseburger and he ended up in the hospital. So mixing drink orders is NOT good.

[@alain_kuni]

This was the BEST trash taste episode in a while Omg this episode was good

[@RodrigoBarrazaNunez]

The close up on Garnt before he confessed: Absolute Cinema

[@sugondez8988]

Joey looks like hes gonna ask for the redeem code

[@birimbazz]

The part about Garnt cleaning "stuff" up in the bathroom I watched while cleaning beans off the stovetop in my kitchen (My dad had made chilli earlier and spilled some) with paper towel... not the best coincidence ever, definitely felt disgusted at what I was doing.

[@hidrego98]

Kudos to the editor for the zoom in at 1:12:14

[@shrehash8058]

Finally the fucking patreon and main channel are separated content wise, that for once the non patreon people don't feel left out

[@Gsjsjdhkslsls]

After Dark contents are still behind patreon pay wall 😔

[@sharibyaku]

59:00 exactly. Playing RuneScape as a child between 2005-2007 made me a paranoid individual. You learn to never fall for scams ever again

[@Kira6Sato]

As much as I love being able to watch their podcast early, these official releases are just too good.❤

[@janileeanthony6963]

Opening with poop 💩 nothing but absolute class from the boiis! 😂🤣

[@vmelchers]

The last confession reminded me of when Connor fully ignored the person shouting at him 50m away in america, not turning around

[@smallppsimpking4838]

We listen and we don't judge

[@Captain_Juno_VT]

Confessions this is going to be Biblical rollercoaster.

[@GrimmK]

I think the worst confession I've heard was the Patreon clip at the end

[@Revanchist-l2k]

Garnt has now been a monk of two different religions

[@shadowmaster420]

One hour in and I'm only just noticing they have monk costumes for the confessions theme

[@huttserl]

the subtle zooming in on garnt, foreshadowing the poo story LMAOO

[@dostrimos5636]

Connor looks evil in that outfit, looks like he could raise taxes

[@aurorabennett2023]

15:11 bro as someone who works in kitchens, you want people who get sick to call you, cause if you cause it then you can lose your place

[@dustnoiseplays]

That was such a fun episode, thank you guys

[@alialluaibi3008]

We need another figure buying episode !

[@blaque-n6n]

Hell yeah

[@TheSpongyMallard]

I agree, but it needs restrictions. It’s not fun when they have unlimited budget.

[@Seko-ow2ml]

Took me a few seconds to register garnt saying "I've done this"

[@Nykryian]

Garnt shitting on the floor is the most diabolical

[@kadosho02]

I have been to a club bathroom, and they are not comfortable. It is such a small space. If you're not feeling well. You will need a prayer. They are not made for patrons to sit and go, usually they think folks will go in and be right out

[@zh.6795]

Connor's dorm stories are back. He told you pissing on the pots story in some of the first podcasts

[@aviratsingh4291]

We had con- I mean... Father Colin absolving us of our sins, now we have father Joaquin, Father Grant too. The lord is happy, Amen.

[@ajiteshgupta23]

28:07 brother connor do be looking like an alien

[@lostmark1545]

I laughed so hard about this

[@wesleybcrowen]

My school had a "gas attack" and everyone was evacuated in a hurry. It was just a prank. The kid was nearly expelled and ended up with his parents paying a fine.

[@Zcomet47-i6x]

Go now, Child of Sithis. Walk in the shadow of fear, and bring glory to our Dread Father.

[@camden2051]

I like how Joey didn’t mention how he also traded fake cards in school (from a previous trash taste story)

[@flooboo1502]

He did, he named the fake exodia story at 57:57

[@Gsjsjdhkslsls]

We're on a different time line again... Trash Taste Cult timeline 😂

[@rapchee]

being buzzed on a plane is nice, it helps with the anxiety and potential ear pain too

[@Zelmel]

That bikini picture one was one of the easiest ones. "Am I a bad person?" Yes. 100% no mitigating factors, obvious yes.

[@becca9312]

My mom told me that I'm allergic to chocolate, never belived her and ate it when she wasn't looking.

[@BettyFisher-gy4sk]

Awesome job! Your dedication makes us all proud.

[@34口2fds蛋トマgs]

The fake job thing is oddly "relatable" because when I got my first job, I told them I got the job and they believed it. That's when I realised I presented no proof that I got this job. Everything could have been an elaborate hoax.

[@thewannabe6293]

🤣🤣🤣 I knew the unnecessary slow zoom on garnt must mean something... 😂😂😂

[@randomcommenterhaha7889]

they should keep this brotherhood concept every episode

[@pennyinheaven]

Garnt’s poop story also happened to my friend, I am not trying to cover it up as my story, it was my friend. One thing I guess being South East Asian is we use water a lot. So when that happened to my friend, they were able to clean the toilet with water. I’m more horrified that Garnt cleaned his with tissues. They said it happened at a gas station - many angry looks thrown at them because they took so long using the restroom. My friend was very comfortable telling this to me. Had a great laugh with this story.

[@KOFNY]

Garnt is NEVER beating the Redditor allegations.

[@1Hame_fan_harif1]

2:26 is peak cinema

[@ricatdomeow5624]

joey looking like a member of the shadow wizard money gang with the hood up

[@kasenibaraki3770]

0:13 *Holy music stops*

[@madara897]

This is just Death Eaters roasting Muggles.

[@mattlau95]

This is a great segment I enjoyed it a lot!

[@almamater489]

Biblically accurate Trash Taste

[@emsyar2000]

Rather than biblical, you guys just look like a couple of Siths 😂

[@rubendelgado5098]

Joey looks like the Sergeant at Arms from the game Harvester

[@autumnatic6507]

48:00 Brought me back to when I used to live in an apartment complex in NC, they had a gym and sauna for residents that was always empty

[@darko612]

the hustling parents one is so relatable also if i have a son and he tried to hustle me but i saw it his getting an extra chore if i don't then good for him i hustle my dad for money a few time cleaning the truck for 10 dollars was great he did not say how clean though but i still respected my dad and cleaned the truck nice enough to not look like its been sitting out for a month.

[@mangawaffle6672]

I had to clean up poop at a McDonalds bathroom so now I know who did it.

[@yumiko579]

brother joey, i have to say i've seen your new profile picture for your second channel, christ approves 👍✅️

[@daisylopez5845]

The fits lowkey go hard 💀